Transcript of #2431 - Shane Gillis

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Just wish it didn't piss me off.

He pisses you off that he just checks out? What pisses you off? I love it. I love that he does it.

No, it's just art. It's fun to.

But it's like the more successful he gets, the more dangerous it is. Like, people know who you are, dude. You've been seen by millions of people. You can't pretend you're this like anonymous backpacker anymore. You fucking weirdo.

He comes back. My favorite was a couple years earlier. Like when he came back from Peru. We were doing Legion of Skanks and he was like in the crowd and thought it was gonna be like a big surprise that he's back. He, like came back and we were like, oh, what's up? Ari's here. What are you talking about?

These guys.

You haven't seen me in so long. It's like I don't see any of my friends.

Yeah, you were saying everybody every six months.

I forgot you left.

Right. I only see Norman every six months. Maybe. Maybe a little more when we. We get popping with Protect our parts.

It's not the same without them.

I know it's not.

I'm still gonna get drunk, but it's.

A little sad though.

It's a little more pathetic. I'm drinking by myself.

It's a little more sad. I've had a few drinks. I had a whiskey before a show recently. I had a couple glasses of wine with dinner the other day, but it's the most I've had is two. But the days of like, drinking at nights.

I thought I had you last time we had the mother.

The problem is health. I'm too interested in health. I know. That's the problem. It's like the price you pay is legitimate and I'm too interested in health. I do too much to stay healthy.

You work too hard to.

I'm getting old, dude.

Right?

I'm 58. The reality is, like, when was the last time you saw a really fit 78 year old guy? 78 years for me is not that far.

Trump's jacked, bro.

That's 2005. Okay, 2005. When I was still doing Fear Factor. That's 20 years ago. That's nothing. That's like that time just flies by all of a sudden. You're still my age. Yeah, exactly.

Damn.

Yeah. Exactly how old are you now?

I just turned 38.

Yeah. See? So think of that.

Yeah.

That's 20 years difference. You to me is 20 years, but me to like a dead guy is 20 years. 78 year old guys, the difference. So I've been consciously thinking about that. Like, don't let it get away from you. That's the thing. Don't let it get away from you. Like, look at jelly roll.

Yeah.

Fucking insane. Incredible.

Yeah.

That dude just added decades onto his life.

Oh, for sure. He was.

He was on his way out.

He was close.

He was on his way out. Yeah. 4,500. Same talent, £40.

Yeah, same talent.

Dropped it too, did he?

Yeah.

How much did he drop?

Fucking tonight.

Oh, no, I haven't seen him.

Well, I think he did. I don't want to speak for. I think he took one of the.

Things, like, it was fine, man. And I was like, whatever you need to do, bro.

Just what are you doing? And he was like, I was gonna die. I was like, all right, fair.

Yeah. You get too big. And then he probably has sleep apnea, so he ain't getting any sleep. So at night he's choking, you know, and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms.

Yeah. And I'm going out from Sleep Avenue for sure.

Bro.

Bro.

I have to wear a mouthpiece every night. Yeah, I wear a mouthpiece every night. I found a great pillow, too.

Do you think it hurts to die from sleep apnea?

No, you just choke. You stop breathing and that's it. It's a wrap. Probably didn't hurt at all. You probably just go in your sleep. Yeah.

So.

What the. I don't. It's not the. One of the worst ways.

What are we talking about here?

Listen, let it r. It's just. The problem is you're going way too young.

It's.

You're going because someone's killing you and that. That someone's you. Yeah, but see, a lot of football players get it.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah. Because they have giant necks. So the giant neck, when you're adding all this stuff here, it's kind of closing in. And then you got this big head and this big ass tongue and it just falls over that hole and you just slip into darkness.

Now they talk in my language.

Well, listen, for a lot of those guys, it's all preventable, you know, you could sleep with a CPAP machine, which sucks.

Dude. My dad. My dad has a sleep AP machine and he. He doesn't fucking clean it. He gets like eye infections.

Oh, God.

You just see him, he shows up with double pink eye, like, yo, what the fuck.

Bro? I tried that thing once, one time.

How do you sleep with that?

Can't. Can't do it. I can't sleep with a lot of noise. I want to be able to wake up quick. I wake up quick.

That's funny.

I'm one of those wake up guys. Like, if my wife grabs me, she, like, if she wakes me up, she has to, like, be kind of, you know, ready.

That I don't really. Yeah.

I don't know why I've always woken up like that. So I don't want any noise.

I listen to noise when I sleep. And then I have that thought, though. It's like, if somebody breaks in, I.

Want to hear everything.

Sure.

Well, this is like. I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs. I used to have, like, multiple pit bulls.

Oh, man. Me and him both with sleep apnea.

But it's. I wanted. I always wanted things to be awake that would bark if, like, something was at the door. Like, living by yourself in Hollywood. I never lived in Hollywood, but I lived in North Hollywood. Then I lived in Encino. And then I moved further out. I just kept moving further and further out. I even thought about Santa Barbara. I'm like, why don't I get a big piece of property on Santa Barbara? Get the fuck away from everybody. But, like, I don't want a machine going. Yeah, you can't. You're not hearing shit. I would be paranoid. I'd be feeling weird.

I think when you hit, like, machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in here. Who gives a fuck? I've gotten sleep apnea. I get sleep apnea when I'm hungover. That's when I get it right?

Like.

And do you see? I've got it on my planes. I'm waking myself up. So embarrassing.

I had to wake this dude up and not wake this dude up, but tell him once we're on a long flight, like, you're going to Europe or something. And this poor dude was choking so bad, he sat up and I said, hey, man, you have sleep apnea? I go, have you ever been tested for sleep apnea? He was a younger guy, was, like, in his 30s, but real overweight. And I go, you gotta go get tested. I go, you legitimately have sleep apnea. I go, I know because I have it. And I told him, I'm like, you don't breathe for, like, nine seconds at a time. I watched him. It was crazy.

I gotta Be honest.

That's.

I mean, don't get me wrong. You did the right thing, but that would bum me out.

Well, he was already friendly with me.

Okay.

We were already friendly. Cause he was like, oh, I love your shirt.

Waking up to, like, a. In shape.

Right, Right.

Dude. Being like, you're fat. I wasn't.

I told him, I have it, too. I have it, too. I was informing him. I'm telling you. I go. Changed my life. And I just told them, I go, I got a mouthpiece that presses down in your tongue. Keeps my tongue from sliding back. It's a game changer. I go, dude, you'll feel so much better because I watched you choke.

Yeah. And so the mouthpiece is tough, though. Like, if you're laying with your lady.

Oh, that's a problem.

Put the mouthpiece in.

Yeah.

And she wants to talk. Well, hold on a second. All of a sudden, I'm hard. You should probably have sex right now.

Take that mouthpiece out. Yeah, you got to take it out. Go.

Hey, baby, are you awake?

It's just another thing is mouth tape. You ever try that? We breathing out of your nose.

I got a deviated septum. I wouldn't.

You should get that fixed, dog.

I'm never gonna fix anything.

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You just got a nose surgery.

Yeah, it was awesome. It was. The result is awesome. I mean, I. I gained, like, instantly gained, like, 10 cardio.

Oh, damn. Yeah.

Because you breathe out of your nose now. I couldn't breathe out of my nose forever. I broke my nose when I was five. I fell down a flight of stairs. And then it was always crooked. Like. It's like the bone got. I got. I probably should have went to a doctor, but, you know, in the 70s, they just dusted you off. Yeah.

Yeah.

So. And then I broke my nose. Who knows how many times after that.

Of course.

Bunch of times. Yeah. The most recent one, in my 40s, I got kneed in the face and jujitsu in mine. Or in my late 30s, rather, cutting the face in jiu jitsu. And it was pouring blood.

It doesn't look bad, though.

No, it's not that bad. It's not flat.

Yeah.

Too much. Because I really stopped striking mostly when I was, like, 22, 23. I did a little of it when I came to LA again. I did a little sparring, but not too much. But it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again. This piece of cartilage eventually collapses, and then you get this, like, flat thing there.

Yeah.

Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes, but it bums me out when I see it on women fighters. It really does. It bums me out. I know. It's so sexist. It does.

Until you want to look pretty.

I know.

You go, why don't you look pretty?

There's certain fights where women get, like, really badly cut, and I have a really hard time with it.

I know.

I mean, I don't have a hard time with dudes.

Well, it's hard to watch women get beat up.

It is like the fucking.

That Iraq video we were watching.

Oh, Jesus.

It's hard to watch. What are you doing?

Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman. It was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive. Like, remember, even after he knocked her down, she jumped up, tried to swing on him. Even when the referee was holding her back, she was very aggressive. But this dude beat the fucking dog out of her.

She was. She did survive the round, I guess.

Didn't she get knocked down at the end and they stopped it.

I think that I could be wrong. It looked like the second he was in his corner.

Well, he was terrible. He wasn't good. Yeah, he wasn't good. It was ridiculous. Also, he. Yeah, there. Don't make me watch this. This guy's just. I mean, it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique. He's just kind of swinging punches. But difference is just crazy. And anybody who thinks it's not is just delusional. The difference between a man and a woman is so big, even like a strong woman like Amanda Nunes should probably knock out most dudes, but she's not sparring a guy her weight. That's going to go full blast. It's. That's even like a big power puncher for a woman. Oh, there. That's the end. That's horrible.

But I think they were just in, like, Fallujah, so it.

My friend Tommy used to have a girlfriend that could definitely knock you out. She said she knocked me out, dude. Bro, I'm telling you, this girl could. Could knock a man out. Tommy's always telling me how hard she hits those punching bag things, and he's like, let her hit your hand. So, okay, so I put my hand up, bro. She blasted my hand and I went, whoa. I was like, that is real. I go, that's a real problem. I go, did she'll knock you out? Did you not get into argument with your girlfriend? She's a big lady. Not. Not like, but the strong, stout lady. I was shocked. There's girls out there that could flatline you, but not that one, bro.

How much would that suck? Talking to your girl, you're like, this is my house. I'm just.

She collect. Chlores Shields. You just drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a.

A nice couple hammer fists on.

Oh, that.

Talking to a girl. And she gets in, like, a good stance. Oh, boxing stance.

Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in the pfl? What's her name? Dakota Cheva. I don't know how to say her last name. I don't know. She's from England. I don't know what her ethnicity is, but she is like. Most of her fights win by knockout. She's this Muay Thai specialist. But she's pretty. She's real pretty and, like, slim and slender, and she's awesome. These girls up.

That's what it.

These girls up, like, combinate. That's her combination say that name Dicheva de Cheva. I don't know, I'm probably butchering it. A lot of those names, you can't really pronounce them. The way you read them like that, that trips me up so hard at UFC weigh ins, like I have to write everything out phonetically. Just cut, cut to like when she's up. Yeah, she's tuning up, this girl and she tunes up all these girls. She's nasty, man. Look at that knee to the body. And she's pretty. She's pretty. She's got a nice body. If you saw her at a club, you would, you would say, wow, she looks really fit. Like Maybe she's a CrossFit or something.

Yeah, you try to hug her, you get put in the clinch, elbow, just.

Yeah, but that video is wrong. The video in Iraq is just wrong.

Don't do that.

Don't do that to that poor lady. That lady got a lifetime worth of.

She must have been talking so much that the whole. Everybody agreed to it.

Yeah, everyone agreed there's ladies like that out there. Just like there's guys like that out there for sure. I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into a boxing gym for I'm a street fighter. They have no skills. And some guy just talks to him while he's beating the brakes.

You can always tell though, just the way they move their feet.

Feet? Oh, yeah.

Like kind of like on the balls of their, like jumping around a little. Every punch they throw, they leave their feet.

During the old days of martial arts, they used to people would just show up at your gym and say they want to spar. The best people there. It would happen all the time.

How, what years are these?

The 80s?

Yeah. That's because they were putting out those sick ass karate movies. Every single dude was like, hold on a second, is that me? Yeah. Am I John Claude Van Damme?

I am that guy. But there's a lot of, like, probably schizophrenics and delusional people. They'd show up at a karate school and just get up. It's horrible.

Having a manic episode. Be like, I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick.

Horrible, horrible.

Oh, man. Getting tuned up while you're having a.

Mental break, you're in the middle of a full schizophrenic break. You're seeing elves.

And there's that elf right there. He's in the gym.

There's a dragon hiding behind the corner. You just get punched in the face.

Hold on Talking to me. He's got a trainer. It's a dragon.

You imagine being schizophrenic. Imagine just seeing a world that's totally different than the world everybody sees because you're. You're. Whatever is all up. And so you're just seeing things that aren't there.

No.

Making connections that aren't real.

And you don't know Kurt Mensker. Metzger's fired up. Metzger's fired up. He'll get you.

Metzger's got a touch.

He got me at the holiday.

He's got a touch of the skits.

He's fired up.

Dude, Bro. He is an encyclopedia of conspiracies.

Yeah.

You just draw. Go back to. You remember that thing in the 70s?

Oh, yeah, yeah. And he'll tell you more than you know.

He'll tell you too much.

He also talks about conspiracies with complete. Oh, you didn't know this?

Yeah. That's the best.

There's never, like. There's a theory. No. Yeah.

And he gets over you because he's such a goon. He, like, looms over you. He's this big fucking dude. He's. Giant eyebrows.

He's so fucking funny. He's so funny. He's unbelievably funny character.

Like, you couldn't make a dude like that in a movie, people. That's too over the top.

Now he's his. His comedy is. Oh, yeah, like my favorite.

He's great. He's a really great. Like, he does the Jimmy Dore show and he just jumps in with jumps. It's always like. I'm always, like, watching this very serious thing. What the fuck?

He's come over to my house a couple times. He likes white clothes. He drinks White claws, brings his own. And then he gets going.

Yeah. He always shows up in the green room with two white claws in between his fingers.

Always two white clothes. He's a two white claw man. It's a good move.

He's such a character. He's always been that guy too. He's so fun.

I had the worst, one of the most embarrassing interactions with him. He just put out White Precious, which was one of my favorite specials ever. And then I saw him in L. A because I was opening for, like, Big J at the store, and Metzger was there. And I was like, okay, I'm going to try to talk to Kurt. This is a big moment for me. And I was like, so do you think. When do you think your next special is? He was like, I don't Fucking know. Dude just walked away. And I was like, fuck, I blew it. There's so many of those. So many I wish I could take back.

Yeah.

The meeting people for the first time being, like, super awkward or.

Oh, Attell. Got me with a terrible one. I've talked about it before, but I walked outside of the cellar. I just had a good set. Like, I was feeling good, and he was smoking a cigarette, and I was like, can I get one of those cigarettes? He was like, no. Just walked right back inside. Fuck.

You thought you were gonna bond. Meanwhile, you only had four left.

Yeah, he likes fucking with people.

How is he still alive? Like, he does nothing to take care of himself. How much. How many cigarettes does Dave smoke?

He smokes a lot of cigarettes.

He's. He's alive through pure laughter. Yeah. The amount of laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited.

I was. I was so lucky to just be like. Because they would always put me with him at the end of the night. So I got to watch him for a few years, and it was, like, my favorite thing.

Oh, he's.

But if I. He just would make fun of me. He'd see me in the room and be like, oh, Shane must have had a good set. He's hanging out. Shane, where were you born? On the corner of AR and 15. He's so good. Yeah. But, yeah, he fucking really makes fun of you. You stand in the doorway and he's like, look at you, you fat piece of.

I love what he does. He'll do a show and then he'll bring his opening ax on on the stage at the end of the show and just riff and just shit on them.

Impossible to keep up, bro.

Ian just gets Ian fighters. He is, but he gets. Just steamrolled.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

He, like, knows Dave enough to, like, know what he's looking for with the answer. I don't. So I'd be in the room and he'd be like, shane, you look like a sex toy guy. What type of sex toys do you like? I'd be like, vibrators. Like, oh, good answer. I don't know.

The panic, when you're a young comic, of meeting like an established comic is very.

So bad.

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Yeah, I sent, I opened for Bert Kreischer in Helium and then at Helium Feeling, it was the first time I ever middled and I was like, that was a good show. I should. And he, you know, he was drunk after the show and he was like, you should open for me. And I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna email this guy. I emailed him like five times. The first email was like, I think you and me mesh together. We should. It was brutal. So then I'm talking, me and Stanhope were talking to him about it. This still has the same email account. So he brought it up. He read the email in front of me. Ten years later, how does he still.

Have the same email account for killed years? God, that would be.

You got any of those? What, like when you were a young comic?

Just some emails back then.

No, no, no. But I mean, just like saying something that you.

Nothing. Too bad. One time at mtv, Jon Stewart was having a meeting with this executive and I just met Jon Stewart like the first time. And so I went in to say hi. I went in to say hi to the lady and Jon Stewart was there. And I remember saying hi to him like, oh, hi. And then I remember, I went, I go, wow, you got a great view. I looked out the window and I knocked something over like a fucking statue or some shit. And I had grab it and pick it up.

Break.

And I put it back. I'm like, all right, I'll just get out of here. I just felt like such a clumsy dork because I had to look out the. I had to say something nice like, wow, you got a great view.

Yeah.

Knock this thing over and just like, oh, no.

Yeah, knocking something over that.

Like, why did I go back there to look? If I just said hi in the main room area, everything, everybody be like.

Man, that guy was cool.

Guy was cool. No, he had to go to the window. That haunted me for years. I had to think about that knocking that stoop. I don't even remember what it was I knocked over, but I remember going, oh, no.

Yeah, it's terrible. I had one. I went to see Soders. He filmed one of his Comedy Central specials in Philly, and I had just done a showcase with him in New York. Like, I was, like, really excited that I did a show at the stand because it was, like, the first time I ever did, and he was on the lineup. So we're standing in line, and I was like, you think I should just tell these people that I just did a show with this guy? My friends were like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? I'll kill myself, like, right away. I was like, I'm so sorry. I think I should tell, like, the people, the security that I just did a show with him.

Oh, it's funny.

Really embarrassing.

It's. It is embarrassing now because now you're just, like, totally friends with all these guys. Yeah, it's totally normal. That's what's weird. Like, I see John Stewart now. I give him a hug, like, hey, what's up, dude? It's like, it's totally normal. He's just a person. When you see someone that you've seen on tv, like, when you're young, it's weird.

It is.

Takes a long time before it stops being weird.

That's why it's like when people come up to me and do the same thing I used to do. So I'm always like, it's all right.

Yeah.

I mean, like, the first time I met Norman enlist, it was after a show, and I was standing next to him and I was like, you guys, it's funny. You guys sound just the same as you do on podcasts. I listen to you guys. Podcasts. Who the fuck are you? Yeah, it's brutal.

I mean, there's no way to be comfortable. How can you be? You have to go through it. If you don't go through It. You're not gonna be comfortable. You're gonna be weirded out, and no way around.

You want them to be your friend.

Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean? You want them to like you. They have no idea who you are. You like standing next to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it gets, you know, there's levels of weirdness. You know, like, sometimes I've been. I'm in here talking to someone. I'm like, that's Quentin Tarantino. Like, how weird is this? I mean, sitting here talking to Quentin. Like, there's certain guys that never stop being weird.

Yeah.

It's like, always stays a little weird because they're so famous.

Yeah. Mine's always athletes. It's always an athlete that I didn't think was gonna make me feel that way.

That's interesting. Well, how special they are.

Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me. Yeah. I couldn't even talk. It was fucking recent. It was crazy. He's handed. He was hitting batting practice before. Phillies, Yankees. And he saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was. He, like, looked over before he, like, was entering the cage, and he was like, what's up? And I was like, oh. And then he got done and he walked over. He's like, what are you doing back there, big man? I was like, oh, dude, you were hitting him. Oh, yeah, he's a horse dude.

Yeah, it's a big.

Yeah, you have no idea. I was full panic in that.

That's funny.

Full panic. And then I think, yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.

Geez.

O' Connor had nine. Seven hot dogs. Before the first pitch, he passed out. He didn't have any beer. He fell asleep for a whole game just from seven hot dogs. And we were with my buddy H. Foley, and he was getting other food. He's a big guy.

Other than the nine hot dogs.

Nine hot dogs was the challenge. And then I watched him get a cheese steak and nine hot dogs.

How big is he?

He's as big as. He's a big fuck.

Big as it gets?

Is that what he's about to say? I feel bad. I love him, but for real, Jeez. He's about as funny as it gets, though.

Nine hot dogs and a cheese stick. That's crazy. That's a lot of volume, just like, the sheer mass of it all, you know?

Yeah, it was terrible.

You know that feeling that you get when you eat, like, a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in the mirror? You're like, oh, my God, I'm pregnant.

Yeah, every did it last night.

All those plates stacked up on top of each other. Lately I've been doing this one meal a day thing like the last few days. I don't think I'm stick with it. Today I kind of cheated. I had a little bit of fruit, but so last night I went to the.

If I had a little bit of fruit, I'd be like, I'm. I'm the beacon of health.

Crazy.

I had fucking fruit today.

You don't eat any fruit?

No, no.

Vitamins.

I take vitamins.

You take vitamins?

What are you taking right now? Just D, B and C. Okay. Now I got some zinc and magnesium in there.

You should go to waste a well. And you know what they'll do?

They gave me some shit, but they'll.

Give you one based on your blood profile.

They did?

Yeah. They'll mix it for you.

Oh, yeah, it's great.

You don't have to think.

Yeah, I went to ways. Well, fully going. I have to have diabetes. The as soon as they took my blood, there was like four days from when I got the results. I was in the green room talking to Simpson. I was like, dude, there had to be symptoms, right? He was like, no, I just have diabetes. I said, look, I definitely have diabetes. Nothing. It's a good result.

That is a good result. Yeah, that's great. That liver is a motherfucker, dude.

Couldn't believe it. Yeah, you're like, your liver's all right.

Your liver is a motherfucker. You know what it gets workouts. I think the gets workouts. True.

It's jacked, right?

Your liver's jacked. If you think about it. Look, running all the time. Look, running one time until your heart explodes is not good for you, right? We all agree. You get a heart attack, you die. That's not good. Drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you. No, definitely not. But running every day, a little bit, couple miles, you get in shape.

I think this is wrong, but I like where.

You know where I'm going with this. Like a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of booze, some drinking every day, toughen that fucker up and your liver is ready to go. Your liver's like a marathon runner, right?

Yeah, you'd think.

Well, it's like, that's why you have the tolerance. You have clearly, right?

Because the tolerance comes from just light beer, right? For real. If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like, I gotta go home. It's crazy.

Stanhope does that too. He just sips light beer.

Oh, really?

Yeah, he moved it. He went through a cocktail phase. I don't know where he's at right now. He.

When I was with him, he was fully on, like White Russians. Okay.

Yeah. Cocktail phase again after he gets after it still after all these years.

He was doing good last time I saw him.

He's great. Yeah, I heard he crushed at Skanko.

He murdered.

Yeah, Tony said it was. Watched his set and he said he was just clap. Tony said he was just going like this. Doug's always been one of the best. And he's like, that's him. Like, he's not putting on an act. That's genuinely him 247 with his stupid suits on and just thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out with a army of idiots. Like, dudes like him, they're all doing ridiculous shit.

And I. Yeah, when I was living there, it was just me and them. The only guy that was like, boys, these guys are all like 50 and 60. Hey, man, boys, you gotta admire it.

No doctors. This. We're riding this thing until the wheels fall off.

Bingo is doing good too.

That's great.

Everything. It was nice to see.

Yeah. Because when we were doing that end of the world podcast one time, that's when Bingo fell. Oh, it's so scary, man. Hitting your head is so scary. Speaking of hitting your head, what do you think is Jake Paul Anthony Joshua fight? That's tonight.

That is tonight.

Watch it.

Yeah, I'm definitely going to watch.

Where you watching it?

I don't know. I got a lot. We got a lot tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh, college football playoffs. What else? We got Jamo. Just that. Yeah. All right.

That's all great.

Oh, yeah.

I can't get excited about that. I can't get excited about that. While Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are fighting. I'm very excited about that.

This. If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be.

How could he take it easy? The whole world is watching. There's not a chance he's going to make it look like this guy can box with him.

Can you imagine if Jake.

If he flatlines him.

Oh, my God.

What if he steps in and just. Right. Power bombs him right on the chin and Joshua's legs go out and he goes down.

Would be the saddest. That'd be sad.

Not for your Jake Paul, of course.

That'd be awesome. Who's like. Who was like, gonna be the guy.

Destroy some sports books also, apparently.

What are those?

Odds they lose a hundred million dollars or something.

I think. Yeah, that's where.

Yeah, there's a lot of might take.

A dive on the Jake Paul underdog right now.

There's people betting on him.

Yeah.

Because he's got, it's plus 650. You're making six times the money you put in.

Yeah, but what are the odds?

Really good.

What are the odds really? I know that's the literally said what are the odds to the odds, but I mean if you're gonna Vegas, it's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony Joshua either wins a decision or stops him. This is because he is a two time. It's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer. He's a real good boxer. He's like very underrated, but he's a two time heavyweight world champion. He's like one of the scariest guys in the division. Lightning fast punches, 245 pounds. He's huge. He's way bigger, way more skilled.

He's like a foot taller. What's the height difference? I saw him at the weigh in.

I think he's five inches taller. Four or five inches taller. But the point is he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive.

Yeah.

And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you know, very impressive for a guy beating up Ben Askren and knocking out Tyron Woodley. Very impressive. Yeah, there's levels. Knocking out Mike Perry. Very impressive. There's levels. This is, this is a crazy jump.

That's why it's. I think the only reason the odds are not 40 to 1 is people suspect shenanigans. Shenanigans.

Yeah, they suspect shenanigans, but first they come out and fucking circle each other like pro wrestling and grab the ropes. We're gonna be like, no.

Yes, you. When Nate fought him, that was great.

Well, listen, that's another fight. Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for the most part. A couple fights at 170. Yeah, you know, a very good boxer for MMA. But Jake Paul had his hands full and naked. Nate had a bachelor later rounds.

Yeah, the late rounds Nate started. Yeah.

Paul seven to one underdog, had attracted 82% of the bets and 90% of the money that had been wagered on DraftKings on the winner. What a Paul upset would result in nearly $100 million loss for the sports book. Imagine if Jake Paul just hated DraftKings and they made a deal with Anthony Joshua.

It's like, look, let's back give you 100 million.

Let's bankrupt these. We're going to bet it all on me. I mean that's like a Guy Richie movie.

It is, you know, it's. But that's the other thing, cuz I saw Anthony. No disrespect to Anthony Joshua, but I saw. What fight? Was it recent? Like a year or two ago where he grabbed the mic after and started giving a fucking crazy speech.

Oh, I don't remember that.

He did, yeah, he gave a little weird after he lost. He like. Oh, wait, was it Daniel? Was it.

Oh, Usyk? Yeah, yeah. What did he say?

It was just kind of a weird thing to do after you lose to grab the mic and talk to the crowd and.

Well, I think it was in his hometown.

Oh, okay.

Wasn't it. Wasn't in London.

Definitely wasn't in fucking Usick's. No, I'm not making fun of the war.

No, but just saying exactly. Who the fuck's gonna travel there to see a fight? I think that's probably why, you know, in England they like a loser who keeps his chin up. Like a guy who loses, you know.

That'S why I do.

Well, they like a respectable winner, you know, who's respectable and shows good sportsmanship and, you know, good character after it's over.

I could be wrong. I just remember thinking it was odd.

And it's probably a cultural thing.

He left the ring and came back and then they shook and then I don't know what he says here, but he grabs the mic.

Let's give him a round of applause.

Oh, man.

So that's just emotion. Wait, wait, I'm talking.

Sorry.

Got his flag on his back.

Sorry, man. Look, if you knew my story, you would understand the passion. I ain't no amateur boxer from five years old. That was an elite prospect from my youth, bro. I was going to jail. I see some hypnotism in jail. I got bail and I started training. Cuz if I got sentenced, I wanted to be able to fight. I bust my case. But cousin Bengo, where's he at? G14, raise your hand. I'm Ste in the 2 6.

Oh, I never saw this.

It's because he might take a dive, bro. He's a wild guys, I'm telling you, this guy to be me tonight. Maybe I could have done better, but it shows the levels of hard work he must have put in to. Please give him a round of applause as our heavyweight champion of the world.

It's a little odd.

It's Odd.

He's still going.

I will say this. I don't. You know, you just kind of fight, right? I used to cry whenever I got in a fight, so I can't. I can't judge anyone. I would have given this. Dudes give that speech every time they lose a street fight. Every single time they stand up, they go, let's get a beer together, dude. This guy's a fucking. You know, Right?

A little bit, yeah. But that was. It is a little weird. It's definitely weird. But there's some dudes that just. Once they get the mic, they just want to start talking.

I hear you.

You know?

Yeah.

There are dudes. There's like some dudes that I have to interview in the ufc. And the UFC is like, last question. Stop. There's no more questions. We gotta cut. Cuz, like, they gotta cut to commercial.

I like those, though. I like when the guy grabs the mic and just starts screaming.

Some of them are great. Some were great, but Chelsea fucking mastered it.

Yeah.

He was the first guy. He was the first guy to figure it out. He was the first guy to figure out how to cut, like, a pro wrestling type promo in inside the cage. Like, Anderson Silva. You absolutely suck. It's like, what is going on here? He's the greatest of all time.

He's so funny.

Yeah, it was. Chael was awesome.

Who's funnier than him? McGregor. McGregor was.

McGregor was really funny. McGregor took shit. Talking to a whole new level.

Yes. But I feel like Chael was.

But Chael opened the fucking door.

Yeah.

He's the og. He's the OG of MMA talking for sure. And still, like, the most clever at it, you know? He's very clever. Yeah.

The Brazilians, thinking a bus was a horse.

Tried to feed it in character.

It's like a good. It's a good bit, dude.

He's quite a character, man. He's quite a character.

Yeah. McGregor's talk. Yeah. The. Who the. Is that guy? His current talk's my favorite.

Yeah.

I love what he's up to.

Do you think he's gonna fight the vehicle? He keeps talking. He keeps talking about making it to the White House, but I just.

I hope he gets to the White House. I'm gonna do my best to go.

I hope that's. I hope he does that. And that's it. I'm not saying the Michael Chandler one is a good one. That's a smart.

That'd be a fun one.

It's a marketable one because everybody knows they were supposed to fight years ago, and they did the Ultimate Fighter together. And also, Chandler's still dangerous as he's not washed. He's not. He's not in his prime, but he's like 38 or 39 years old now.

He'll go wild in that fight.

He's a dangerous guy. He's crazy fit, too.

And he loves America. Dude, get him in front of the White House.

Yeah.

He's going to cry after the fight. Yeah.

And he. He will do everything within his power to try to beat Conor.

Yeah. I'm gonna not, not say anything bad about Trump until that fight. I need to be at that fight. Then I'm gonna go. Yeah. That fucking bullshit tweet, that sucked, bro.

Look what Mamdani called him. A fascist. And he had him in the Oval Office. And did you see that?

True.

And he's like, you said Donald Trump. He's like, it's okay. Just go ahead.

Just say, bro.

He didn't get.

I hate to get on Trump stuff, but have you seen the plaques?

No, I heard about it. So his plaques under everybody's name.

He's kind of tragic in every other president.

And what does he.

The Clinton one, I read, he. He talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones. The Clinton one is like, basically, like, he kind of got lucky with the economy because of the fucking tech boom. Also then at the end, he's like. And then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump and lost.

Like, that's a plaque.

Yeah.

Hillary lost the presidency.

Huh. Does it really say he got lucky? Like, who's writing these things? He's not writing them.

Sleepy Joe Biden.

It says that president, American history.

Oh, my God. He is writing it. Oh, no, no. Let me read it from the top. This is so crazy. This. That. This is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy. Look at this. Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history. Taking office as a result the most corrupt election ever seen in the United States. Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters. What's the matter, Jamie?

Elections capitalized. Weird.

Yeah, it is weird. Unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction. His policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded, leading the US dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in four years. His green new scam surrendered American energy dominance. And by abolishing the southern border border, Biden led 21 million people from all over the world. Poor in the United States, including from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums. Isn't that like, he Said two things.

That are the same thing for both of jails, prisons.

To his Afghanistan disaster was amongst the most humiliating events in American history and resulted in the murder of 13 brave American service members, which many other, many others gravely wounded. Seeing with many others gravely, gravely wound. What's wrong with me? Seeing Biden's devastating weakness. Russia invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel. This is crazy. Nicknamed both Sleepy and crooked by you. Nicknamed like the whole public got together. I got a name for this guy. Was dominated by his radical left handlers. Look how radical left is in caps, too. They and their allies in the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline and unprecedented use of auto pen. This is so crazy. You shouldn't be allowed to do this. Right. It should be like, historians say this guy was president from Ba ba ba Ba. Does it say at the end of.

That, does it say, donald Trump saved America?

Despite all, President Trump would get reelected in a landslide and save America in all caps. That's a plaque in the White House.

He's not beating the dictator charges. This is like an African dictatorship.

I think they're changing the name of the. The Kennedy center to the Trump Kennedy Center.

Oh, boy. Somebody needs to tell him, like, hey, this is not good. You can't do that. Because then other people could do that, too. And then the White House stops being the White House and it becomes whoever is in its house, where he could just go crazy and say everybody else is a crook.

I don't think anyone's going to do what he's doing. I don't think there's.

I mean, look, I hope not, but it opens up. The problem is it opens up the door for someone on the left to do their version of it.

Who. Who's going to be the Democrat? Who's next? Fucking Gavin Newsom. He's not going to fucking put up.

Of course he would. Of course he would. He copies everything that Trump does. He even tries to talk like Trump on Twitter. You don't think that he would put up plaques that talk about how corrupt Trump was and about how terrible and he was quoted as lying over 5,000 times by Washington Post, you know.

Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a plaque. That'll just be everywhere.

I mean, but he could put that under his photo, though. Like, that's never been a thing that people did before for sure. Right? I mean, I'm guessing. What was it before here he added.

That Ronald Reagan was a fan of President Trump's Long before his historic run for the White House.

That's so disturbing. That's such crazy.

Lackey put that shit up and was like, do you like this? Of course he's gonna fucking like it, bro.

He brought it. What are you talking about? You don't think he wrote it? You think a lackey wrote it?

I don't fucking find out. I don't know what's going on.

It's. Whoever's writing his tweets wrote that.

Yeah, same shit. He's got to be writing his tweets.

I. I think they made a video of it, right?

Yeah.

So the video is like, he says things and someone types it out for him.

He fucked up on Twitter this week.

What, with the Rob Reiner thing?

Yeah.

Yeah. That's crazy. It's all crazy.

Every, like, so if he didn't do the Rob Reiner thing and then put up those plaques, I'd be like, that's funny. But then the Rob Reiner thing, you're like, God damn it, dude.

Well, the plaques are crazy. The plaques are crazy. It's like you're. The White House is supposed to be where each new president. You. You, the new guy comes in, you won the new election. Congratulations. Let me show you around. This is what it's like. These are all the photos. What's.

I think they changed.

Look at the.

I think that's the photo for Joe Biden.

It's an auto pen.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's so crazy. That's so crazy.

But again, it's still funny. When he does crazy shit. When he does crazy shit. And it's funny. I like it.

Right. But the Rob Reiner thing is not funny. Right. And that's like, the same thing. Yeah, it's the same kind of thinking. And when you put. When you see. With no empathy, that's when it's hard to like.

Yeah, yeah. I wish he could apologize. I know you can.

And I won't listen. There's no justification for what he did that makes any sense. In a compassionate society. It's no different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot.

That's what.

Yeah, that's the thing that bothers me kind of.

It'd be like if Obama tweeted. Yeah, yeah. Rest in piss.

Oh, my God. Imagine. Imagine if Obama tweeted, you know, something about someone, you know, after they died in. In this way that this person was a deranged. That person that hated Obama, and he wrote Obama, like, all caps. Imagine Obama talked about Trump. Do you imagine if Obama talked like Trump He.

They hated Obama.

Like, that was his thing. He talks about himself in third person. That would be crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is, the way Trump thinks and talks. It's just like the guy got sliced up by his kid, you know?

Yeah.

Anybody that doesn't see that and go, fuck, man.

Yes. The worst. You know, also the kids claiming not guilty right now.

Oh, Carl. Okay.

I like it.

By reason of what.

I like the mood. Oh, boy.

So. It's so dark, man.

Yeah. It's really fucking horrendous.

But on the other side of it, the. The Rob Reiner thing was crazy because Rob Reiner, like, made it a mission to try to get Trump out of office and to try to get Trump arrested. And this is really weird video where he's sitting there with John Brennan and James Clapper, these two top dog spooks.

Yeah.

And they're talking about how this is, like, unacceptable, that Trump is president. Like, this is a crazy thing to. And, like, high production value. Yeah. So it's, like, all filmed together. They're coming up with reasons why they have to remove Trump from office. Maybe they knew something.

All that sucked. I think that sucked. But then, dude, you get murdered next to your wife by your son.

Horrible.

That's, like, the worst thing possible.

The window. The president.

Right.

It's a crazy thing. Whatever to put out.

By the time this episode comes out, we'll have moved on.

Yeah. But it seems like, you know, it seems like whenever something like that happens where someone is happy that someone died. So. So many people just. You feel so disappointed, you know? You just feel like it's so disappointing.

Yeah.

It's like, why? Why? If you. If you say that privately, that's one thing. Which is also crazy.

Yeah.

But it's so disappointing. I mean, someone would have to be the worst person ever. And then you're like, you know what? That guy. But Jesus. Yeah, that's in the way it happened, too.

Like, yo, the way it happened makes it.

Son.

Makes it ten times worse.

Oh, God. He died.

If he died in, like, a funny way.

Right.

You know.

Right, right, right.

Then it would be if he was like, I'm gonna parachute out of a plane.

Right.

There you go.

Something stupid. Oh, he's bungee jumping. He lied about his weight.

But then. Then the worst possible way to die.

The worst possible way to die.

I mean, and he did. Before all the political. He did rule.

Oh, he had amazing rules, man. Guy made amazing moves.

He ruled.

I mean, let's. Let's bring up Rob Reiner's. Filmography. How many. Great. He wanted to come on the podcast and talk about jfk.

That would have been sick.

Yeah. I don't know why that never happened. But what films did he do? Start off with.

I don't think Spinal Time might have been the first one, but Stand By Me.

Okay. Stand By Me and Princess Bride. Two of the greatest men.

Wait, he made A Few Good Men, bro.

Misery. He did Misery. Amazing movie.

Let me.

Was he a producer on A Few Good Men?

Let me make sure.

Directors.

We went to one. Because he did a lot of stuff, too. He's been in movies. Directed them. Here you go. Like writer, predictor or. Sorry, producer, writer, director, Different.

He did direct a few main.

Yeah, yeah, dude. He made some bangers. When Harry Met Sally.

He's a dad in Wolf of Wall Street.

He was hilarious in that.

Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot about that.

Spinal Tap was supposed to come out. I think I read they put that on hold right now.

Yeah. Horrendous. That's.

That's like. You don't. Don't put anything out. There's Someone take his fucking phone.

Yeah. There's certain things the administration does that I'm just like, damn. You can't. You can't defend it. Like the. Like the. I don't think it's the administration necessarily, but they've definitely allowed it to happen. Where like, fucking ICE is making funny videos about deporting people.

Yeah. And then like. Like.

Like this. Like, damn, dude, that's probably terrible.

Use Theo. Yeah, they use Theo. And a totally unrelated clip. Yeah. Like some lady said, my friend has to leave the country. Will you make a video? I heard you got supported.

I mean, I knew that video existed before.

Yeah.

I'm the one editing the dhs.

It's just Theo being funny.

Yeah.

And you. They use that in this ICE thing. And Theo's like, whoa. And he had a really good response, too. He got them to take it down. But his response. See if you can find it something that. His opinions on immigration are much more nuanced.

I mean, that's the truth, though. It's like, yes, sure, illegal immigrations. We should fix that. Yeah. Don't fucking make it funny. It's a serious thing. It's a serious thing you're doing.

Yeah. Why would you make it funny at all?

Yeah.

Like, is the thought like that, that'll make it popular on TikTok and it'll spread that way. Is that the thought that it'll be a video will get people to want to sign Up.

A lot of those people are obviously just weird fucking psychos that are in that world.

I don't know. I heard something that. I don't know if it's true. It was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University shooting. And it's people claiming that the. The security cameras had been disabled.

Yes.

I was trying to get Theo's tweet. Here's just the quote of what it said.

Yo, this, he says, dhs, I didn't approve to be used in this. I know you know my address, so send a check. And please take this down. And please keep me out of your banger deportation videos. Vaughn said on his ex account. When it comes to immigration, my thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced than this video allows. By Vaughn added, perfect response.

Calling them banger videos is hilarious.

Yeah, they're ridiculous.

Yeah, they suck.

They suck. It's like, why are you doing that? I thought you're trying to get rid of, like, the worst people in the world. You're not trying to be entertaining. Like, the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world. Like. But that's what we're. You know, that's what we wanted. We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists. The worst people in the world. That's who we were hoping for.

Yeah.

But then it's like anybody. I bet they have quotas. I bet they're told. Without a doubt, they do.

Without a doubt.

Whenever you give a quota to enforcing a law, you get into weird territory. That's when cops pull people over for bullshit.

Yeah. Tell most of my buddies got DUIs.

Cops needed a quota. They just took a chance.

Me and. Me and Jamie were just talking about that how Just our hometown. Just miss it.

Yeah.

I was built. That's what I was built for. Hometowns 9 to 5 and then go to a bar.

That's who you built for us. Did you miss those days?

I miss it a lot.

Really?

I miss the going to the bar just for fun.

Just sitting there hanging out.

Bro, we had. We could have beat Lancaster Catholic. That was fucking crazy. We lost that fucking. That's what I'm gonna talk about when I get home for Christmas.

Yeah, that's funny. You look forward to that.

I do. Shit rules. My high school buddies, they all have families now. Yeah, it's nice. Especially when your friends get families. It's nice to go. Go out with them. When you see them get that one night off, you go, oh, this guy's about to fucking black out. This is gonna be crazy. I was, buddy. I have friends come to shows and just fall apart.

That's hilarious. That's so funny.

Yeah. No, sorry about the derailing it from that actual conversation.

No, it's okay. I don't even remember what we were talking about. Security cameras, The Brown University thing. Now why did they have the security cameras? Why were they disabled? Because I don't even want to say.

Whatever what I read the thing online was saying. Yeah, it was ice.

Yeah. That it was because they wanted to stop ICE from using the feed to locate illegals that are working on the campus. Maybe. Or maybe citizens that are students, rather. Yeah. That are. Because they've done some wild shit like they did. I don't know if they wind up deporting that lady, but they were trying to deport that lady because she was a student and she wrote a. An essay that was critical of Israel.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Response from their officials, I guess called.

On lack of cc and they want to know how a school with a 9 billion dollar endowment does not have cameras on one of the older buildings at the edge of the camera. Edge of the campus where this happened. Not even in the front door. Who's coming and going now? They asked this question knowing that. That the shooter may have done whatever he wanted, but the cameras, A, would have deterred or B, captured a better look at him, and we wouldn't be here today, five days out. I want you to explain that because.

There'S a lot of parents who are.

Wondering, where are you investing your money?

Yeah, I appreciate that question and I want to reiterate, as our president did, that supporting our students and communicating to the parents, to our community about our support is of importance. We have 1200 cameras located throughout the campus. We don't publish the locations of the cameras. That would give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras. So that would be counterproductive to do that. There are cameras in this building. And as I answered the previous question, we have turned over all evidence that we are holding at Brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.

So you're saying that there's a camera using. There's cameras in the building? I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building. The Attorney General said old.

I'm on camera right now, you fucker.

Building with cameras.

I believe he said that there were two different phases of the building that might have two different levels of technology. Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement.

That doesn't make sense.

Okay, this is contradictory to what I read. What I read was that somebody had disabled them. So he was saying, there is cameras, and they turned over all footage.

There's got to be cameras.

But the thing is, like, when you hear a story like they disabled it for ice, like, is that story total bullshit? And is that story designed to get people to tweet that out so that other people start believing it for sure?

They were naming the fucking shooter.

I thought.

Did you see that?

Yeah. How they were.

They know. Before they got the Portuguese guy.

Oh, really? They were giving a different shooter?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Who's the.

I was all over it. I was going this. How dare you.

Who was the different guy?

It was a kid that was in, like, protests and shit. Like a Gaza kid. So they instantly named him. And, yeah, whatever.

He's gonna get paid.

He should. Oh, yeah, he should.

Remember the Atlanta one where the guy. They ruined his life and they said he was a bomber. It was just a security guard.

Oh, yeah.

Remember that guy?

Yeah, the movie. Yeah.

Fuck is his name? I forget his name, too, but I remember the real story.

Walter Paul. Walter Hauser plays him in I Hope I'm getting that name right. I know that guy. He's the man.

Richard Jewell.

Richard Jewell.

I was there that day.

You were in Atlanta?

Yeah, I was there. That's crazy, dude.

What? Yeah, when we were headed home. The only reason we weren't there when it went off is because we couldn't get scalp tickets to watch the Dream Team play. The guy that we were trying to buy him from ripped him up in front of my dad and just threw him in the sewer.

We're like, what?

Yo, who does that? You are Ohio trash. You went to the Olympics to scalp Dream Team?

No, we went to other stuff, but.

Like, we didn't have tickets to that game, so we were like, let's find tickets.

What else did you see?

Like a volleyball game and baseball.

Richard Jewel, right? Yeah.

Richard Jewel.

Yeah, I just sent you this thing.

Yeah, I found a thing on Twitter about it. So there's like, an open letter in August that anti ICE protesters wanted the cameras disabled. But I didn't see that it actually happened is all.

I'll find it, bro.

It's all weird. I've kind of checked out.

Let me hear this. Human Rights group to unit. Human Rights group to university administrators. Dismantle surveillance to defend free speech now. Huh? I don't know if they did it. What does that mean?

Because the sanctuary city law that we.

Have, you don't want to recall illegal immigrants and you don't want to provide the footage to the FBI or Immigration Authority. One camera and that building, he comes up with your De Territis. They're a friend of mine. They're angry at this investigation. If these people in Brown University put the camera up, they can identify that person. You imagine how the family want to go through. We tell the truth to the media here. We heard from both the Brown police chief.

Isn't that where that girl got taken for writing the letter? Right. When this all started? Wasn't she a Brown student or something?

Was it. I thought it was Columbia. I don't remember, though. I don't remember, though. See if you could find that story, because that story is also crazy. Like, you're deporting a student for having an opinion about a world war. It's a war that's happening, right? At least from one side of it. Like, having an opinion is a problem that gets you ejected from the country. Like, especially you're at a university which is supposed to be a place where ideas get challenged. Yeah.

Yeah. It turns out every. Both sides are totally hypocritical and do exactly what the other side did.

And it's interesting because we're getting to see it more clearly than we've ever seen it before, right? Yeah, it seems like it.

Tufts University.

Tufts arrested and detained by ICE agents in Somerville, Massachusetts. What did she say?

She wrote up something in the newspaper, I think. Like the school newspaper.

Right. But what was it? Let's see if we could read it. I wonder what. What got her deported? What were the words?

Criticizing leadership.

She criticized Tufts leadership response to the Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza. Months after the op ed was written and just weeks before she was detained, the website Canary Mission published a profile on Ms. I don't know how to say her name, Oz Turk, including her photograph, claiming she engaged in anti Israel activism. Its sole support for the contention was a link and screenshots of her op ed. When asked about her case, Secretary of State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, we gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree, not to become a social activist. That tears up our university campuses.

Shut up, Marco.

So she was asking. Put that up again, please. So she was asking. She was criticizing Tufts leadership's response to Tufts Community Union Senate passing several resolutions. So she must be a part of the Tufts Community Union Senate or someone is. So they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations. So, like, what is. Like what. What was she. I want to know what she actually Said, you know what I mean? I mean, we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op ed was, see if we can find it. It's just interesting because like, what. What can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro free speech country on planet Earth? Like, what gets you kicked out? Is it really. Is it Right? But is it only that one? Is it only that one? Like, what if you had an opinion on Ukraine and Russia without getting kicked out?

I doubt it.

That's weird, right?

Certainly is.

That's kind of weird.

It's a little strange. Give me two more beers. I'll let you know. I'll let you know. My algorithm's been feeding me.

It's kind of crazy because, you know, unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore the laws or ignore the rules, if they're just having an opinion on a gigantic international conflict, sure, that seems crazy to want to kick them out of the country. Unless there's something more that. I don't know.

Yeah, maybe. She must have said something. You would think pretty crazy, but I bet you she didn't. Yeah, she might not, but we'll see. I bet it was a wild ass statement.

Oh, this is so long. Try again. President Kumar renewing calls to tough for tufts to adopt March 4th TCU Senate resolutions so universities response to Senate wholly inadequate and dismissive of the Senate the collective voice of the student body. Why, first of all, why would Tufts be doing anything about what's happening in Gaza? And what could they really do? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but if, yeah, like what could they really do? I don't know.

They might stop it.

Investments and divesting from companies and direct indirect ties to Israel is what they were talking about.

Right, but the problem is, aren't those companies. Israel's not a communist dictatorship. So those companies that you're not going to invest in, they're just citizens of Israel, like you're citizens of America. You know what I mean? It's like they, there's a lot of people that were protesting Netanyahu before October 7th. It's like not everybody agrees with everybody. It's not like Israel's a monoculture that only has like one thing that they, they think there's a lot of people over there that don't like their, their government. So like to ban their business, not use their bit. Like, what.

If. I know, I don't know.

What does that do? Puts pressure on them to vote differently, I guess. Yeah, yeah.

Where'd she. Where Was she from.

But that. But again, isn't that. That's just an opinion. It's an opinion.

It didn't even. I don't think she even said anything that wild in there.

No.

Is that what the.

She got kicked out. There's probably a lot more to it.

But just one of three or four authors of this paper even.

That's one of those things where like you got to be able to talk about shit like that. And if you can talk about shit like that if you're from Ohio and they're not going to send you out of the country somewhere, you know what I'm saying? Why can't you talk about it if.

You'Re from another country?

I feel like once you are in America legally, shouldn't we treat you like a fucking American? Other than, you know.

Certainly.

Yeah. Other than you being able to vote yet. But once you're here legally, we've agreed they can in a lot of places. Turns out they can.

They're getting some votes in. It turns out a ton of votes. Not zero.

It's not zero. Anybody who says it's zero. I was lying.

Yep.

Did you see that most, most recent thing about the Georgia elections?

No.

Oh, it's kind of crazy. The.

I checked out, dude. I'm watching Fighter Jet highlight videos on my phone.

You're better off that way. You're better off checking out.

I'm waiting for the college football playoffs.

Yeah.

Patiently.

They found a ton of. Well, I don't want to put it. Let me pause for a second when I find this.

I got the tweet.

You got it?

Yeah, but I think it's a. I don't. I don't know either. I'm not paying attention to this.

It's found votes. Well, they were saying that, that 315,000 early votes lack the poll workers signatures.

We don't dispute the allegation. Right.

So if that's true, they admit that 315,000 votes lacked poll workers signatures and they were counted in 2020. I don't think that's legal. Let's put in, put that into perplexity. Is that legal? Like if that's true, is that legal? And should those votes have counted so. Because here's where it gets crazy. Trump lost to Biden in Georgia by. I think it was 11,000 votes.

Yeah, I read that they'd already done a hand count of these votes since because this has been disputed for the.

Last five years, you know, so what does that mean? They did a hand count of the votes. The thing is it doesn't have the poll signature. Right.

I'm just saying that's separate from the poll.

I don't even know.

But what the accusation at least is that 315,000 lacked. So put the tweet up again so we can read the accusation. It says 315,000 early votes that lacked poll workers signatures. So yeah, a poll worker is supposed to sign every one of them. Right.

That's the. I was trying to read into what this means. There's something like each day when they use the machine, they have to like, zero out the machine to make sure, like, you know, it's starting at zero and then at the end of the day, you got to sign off on what it says. Someone counted them or something like that and they don't have evidence because there wasn't anything being signed that this even started at zero. They could have had their sample tally still on there from their practicing the machines to make sure they counted. Right. There's a lot of discrepancies on what.

That could have meant.

I think it's a chain of custody issue.

Mm.

I don't know again, what that means specifically.

Right. So it could mean many things. And one of the things that it could mean is that 315,000 early votes were bullshit.

They also don't know what, who voted for who in those 315,000.

Right. I bet if we tallied those up.

That's right. I think I was reading into these tweets.

Some people were like, this is nonsense because they've already gone back and counted them all. But they. People are fighting with those people in it.

The problem is when you ask Trump about it, like when I had him on the podcast, I'm like, you think, you think they stole the 2020 election? Like, tell me what, what's the evidence he didn't. Well, he, he might not have remembered. He might have just said, tell me what they did and like had somebody work on it. And then they told him and then he starts talking about it. But he didn't really go depth about it. I don't know. But he didn't have a satisfactory answer.

No, he didn't. I was hoping he did.

I was hoping he did too.

Like, I was hoping that he would have said they stole it through like propaganda and or like what they. What happened in those years, certainly. And instead it was just down to like, he thought meddling, like voter fraud and like. Yeah, which I'm sure there was some. But it was like you could have had an argument with what happened in 2020. And leading up to it.

Yeah, you could definitely have a thing where you see with the FBI and the Twitter files and all that with the Hunter Biden laptop.

He didn't even bring that up.

Yeah, I should have brought that up. Georgia officials and complaints agree that failing to obtain required poll worker signatures on the tabulator tapes for roughly 315,000 early vote ballots in Fulton county was a violation of Georgia election procedure law. That is, it was not done in compliance with the statute. That does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong or that their ballots are criminally illegal, but it does mean the county certification process for those votes did not follow the state legal requirements. So those are not supposed to have been counted. Is that what they're saying? Because it didn't follow the requirements.

That's.

That's what they're saying. So it's a. Scroll back up again so I can hear. So it says poll workers must also print and sign zero tapes at the start of voting to show machines begin at zero. And these signed tapes serve as the official certification that reported totals from the scanner are authentic. That's what they require. So they require people to do that. So maybe someone didn't do that. What they were required. That's a possibility.

I think 36 did.

36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in Fulton county had failed to sign the tabulation tapes, including that the county violated official election record document processes required by statute. The ones the voting precincts put this in that failed to sign the tabulation tapes, were they predominantly Republican or Democrat?

Just Google Fulton County. Click images.

I think, you know. What do you think?

I don't know. Well, I mean, if the. If the Republicans are complaining about it, it's obviously a Democrat.

Right. For.

Predominantly was close.

Here we go.

I would have spelled it.

That's how I would have spelled it. I thought it was right.

I can't believe anything's wrong there.

I thought it was right. I wonder if AI would have figured it out.

Yeah.

Specific 36 to 37 advanced voting locations with unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party. But Fulton county as a whole is strongly Democratic, and its advance early vote totals in 2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic. In other words, those affected advanced voting sites would be expected to be predominantly Democrat in their results, not Republican. Weird that 36 out of 37 that have unsigned tapes are strong Democratic and that there's 315,000 votes that aren't supposed to be be there. They didn't sign for the. But it's okay. Don't Worry about it. We just forgot to tally.

Fuck it.

We forgot the tally. Whoopsies. We were so busy making sure we saved democracy that we forgot to tally.

They saved it. It was good. Four years.

What a great move though. If they really did steal the election, like, wow, am I. Is that the first time anyone's ever done it? I don't know if they did it. I'm not saying they did it, but I'm saying if they did do it, like what a great movie that would be. There's no way a bunch of fucking pink haired dorks who really do hijack the system. Good for them in the fucking back rooms like licking envelopes and sealing mail in ballots.

I don't. I asked the thing I read and it says they're both hand counted and fully audited after the fact. I asked if after they had found a problem certification and it says that.

They did hand counted and fully audited after the fact.

There's no way the people that didn't sign are the ones making sure to tell everyone it was hand counted.

Right. It says hand counted but then recounted by machine. And those process included Fulton. Even though the later issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post 2024 hand count. Wait, what does that mean? Was the issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post 2024 hand count.

That's where I guess this is a weird. I don't know what any of this stuff means.

Yeah, what does that mean? That's what's confusing. I'm like, was there 315 weird votes or not? Because that, that is the main like right wing. I bet if you went on Truth Social and asked him, how do they steal the election? They'd fucking. I bet you can't get banned from Truth Social. Right? You probably can't get banned.

Maybe you say something liberal.

You'd have to say, but you'd have to be crazy liberal. Where if you said, I believe that there's two genders on Blue sky, you're donesee's. Are you instant gone. See ya.

Blueski's nuts, bro.

They go crazy. Do you know what McCann told us?

I do. I do know what he told us. I don't know how true that is.

Yeah, we should find out.

Yeah, let's find out.

So McCann says that they created a ban in Australia on social media for kids under 16. That this ban includes Instagram and TikTok, but does not include Blue Sky. If that's true, that is crazy. You just, you like up until 16 years old. The only way you get to communicate is the most radically leftist site available. In Blue Sky. I saw this lady one, one guy rather said, I'm trying to be Zen about it. Like something happened to him. I'm trying to be Zen about it. And then this other guy underneath it chimes in. It would be great if you would stop being racist to Asians.

Maybe he was being funny.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's no humor. There's no humor. It is, it is a SSRI soup. It's.

There's no humor over there.

It's. There's no humor.

I. With Blue Ski, I gotta get on there. I thought it was blue ski for so long.

Call it Blue Skis. I bet a lot of people gotta call it that.

Blue ski is nice.

They'll ban the out of you. The law's initial list of restricted platforms includes Facebook, Instagram, x, tick tock, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit threads, Kick and Twitch. Other including Stream, steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp and YouTube Kids were considered but not included in the ban. So that's true. So Blue sky, which is just Twitter but for super hardcore lefties, is not included in the ban.

Did they ban True social?

Doesn't seem like they put that into perplexity. Find out if the Australian ban includes truth Social.

They're banning Trump's tweets.

Imagine if you get on truth social media when you're 13, they'll let you buck wild. But Blue Skis, just like tanking kids.

That's wild.

Turning kids trans left and right.

Reddit's available.

That's.

I thought it just said Reddit was not.

They said Reddit was one of the.

Band link I just clicked said it could extend the Reddit Twitch and Roblox, even dating apps.

But oh, some people are bribing them. Let's be honest, Reddit's Roblox people are bribing them.

Reddit's a little. Yeah, this is Reddit. Loretta's left leaning.

Reddit is among the companies that has approached. I think they need to have certain things on their websites and those websites that are banned don't have those blocks of like filters available.

I tell you, I tell you I tried doing interesting try to jack off on Reddit. I tell you that because they born they, they banned pornhub here.

Oh, I see.

So I was like, I heard people jack off on Reddit and I try to avoid Reddit and as soon as I, as soon as I opened it, first thing was like Shanghai List fucking sucks now. No, I still got one off, but it was a tough one.

There's a lot of mean, angry people out there, Shane. Yeah, a lot of people are not happy for sure. That is a. That's the porn thing's a weird one too because kids know about VPNs. You're just keeping stupid kids from jerking off.

It's probably good.

You want the stupid ones out of come so they're not making dumb decisions. Decisions.

You're making another good point.

Yeah, you want them all dried out.

You sound like you're tweeting on Blueski.

Dude, all those stupid kids, you just want them jerking off as much as possible. We should like you to have an IQ test to see if you could get porn. And that IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb. And if you're too smart, fuck you.

Yeah, you don't like if you pass.

It, you gotta go study.

You go study.

But you hit like a 65 on the. They just go, go ahead, jack rock, jack off. Imagine that. That would be a way that would keep dumb people like sedated. Just give them as much. Maybe that's what they're doing to us, to all of us. Just keep giving us live porn 24 7. Anytime you want it, hop on a website. It's a good way to keep dumb people just dried up outages.

Yeah. The point being no motivation is pretty crazy. Used to, you know, it's a classic bit, but you gotta used to it Used to be an ordeal to get your hands on that.

Yeah.

Now it's just like I'll be watching a. I was watching Revolutionary War Doc last night. In between. I was just like.

Pause.

All right, let's see what happened to Ticonderoga.

1 of 99 of the population of men when they're alone.

Yeah, yeah. I'm watching Ken Burns. Revolution, right? Seahawks, Seahawks, Rams. Just finished up. Classic game. Toss on some revolutionary War. Started dragging a little. I said, fuck it. Pause. Jack off. I didn't know Benedict Arnold was the hero of Ticonderoga.

Now you're actually interested in it and not distracted.

Fully not distracted.

Do you know John Lilly, the guy who invented the sensor deprivation tank?

No, I don't.

He. He was involved.

Cracking him off in there.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

He definitely had a family that he was like, this is a chamber that no one can go in. He was jacking off, dude.

Probably. But more importantly, he also ran this research where they were working with dolphins. It was like he was a pioneer in interspecies. Communication. So they were attempting to. To teach dolphins how to speak. And so this lady. I'm not bullshitting here. I know this lady. Dumbest idea. They were all on ketamine.

Yeah.

This lady lived in a house that was like three feet high in water with a dolphin. And the thing was, they found out that she had to jack the coffin off. She didn't jack the dolphin off. The dolphin would not pay attention.

I've heard this story.

Yes. So she would. Every day, she would jack them off. And they went, what? Cancel this project? Yeah, but this lady's jacking off dolphins.

I bet you by the hundreds, 120th time, jacking him off. He was like, oh, holy.

The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips, right? So they make a totally different kind of sound. You can't get them to sound like a human. And these idiots are like, hello.

Hello. He's like, yeah. I swear to God, the Nazis are trying to get dogs to talk.

Oh, I bet they were.

Everyone's trying to get.

What's that, Jerry?

Everyone's trying to get animals.

What do you got? What is it?

The whole documentary called the Dolphin House.

Oh, about the place where this lady lived. Yeah. That's Lily. That's the guy.

I think.

I hate to be this guy, but I would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off fully. I'd be disappointed in myself.

So this lady just lived with a dolphin. Where was this? Where were they? Like, where was the house?

Damn.

She's had to jack that dolphin off all the time.

Think if that was your wife. And then this documentary comes out later, and you're like, what?

What did you do? Also, again, I did research. I did scientific research. You get off my back.

I know.

I was young and single.

We hadn't even met yet.

I don't care. You didn't tell me we were engaged. You were jacking off dolphins for research? Depends how long you get all really testy St. Thomas. Okay, but the bummer thing is the dolphin doesn't want to be in that stupid little house. The dolphin wants to be out there swimming after a while. He did. After he got a few bandies. Yeah, yeah, right. That's the jackpot, right?

Put him in a house. He's in the house.

They're feeding him.

He's getting jacked off.

You want to hear a dark truth about dolphins? Female dolphins are very promiscuous. We should make sure this is true. True.

Because I've been our female dolphin sluts.

And I think they think the theory Is because when they have babies it takes a long time for them to raise their baby. And they won't breed while they're taking care of their babies. I think it's like several years. And so the males will kill babies of a female they haven't slept. Yes. So they can get him to fuck. They'll kill the baby of a female that they haven't slept. Slept with. So the females sleep with as much as many men as possible so that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's his kids.

That's cool.

It is.

Yeah.

But it's also like, yo, how ruthless is everybody?

Yeah.

I mean dolphins are supposed to be our peaceful spiritual cousins that live in the ocean. And meanwhile they regular kill babies and they force their ladies into being hoes so they don't think the babies killed.

Whenever you look at animals you gotta think about.

That's true.

Think about what we do.

Yeah. If male dolphins kill the babies of female dolphins they haven't had sex with.

You gotta think about what we do. And then you think dolphins are dumber than us. They're probably doing crazy shit.

I don't know if they are dumber than us. That's what's weird. They just can't better be. They can't affect their environment. We, we assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate your environment. That's what we assume because we, we associate intelligence with all the stuff that we created. But we don't even know what the fuck they're saying. You know. We haven't been able to decipher their language. They have very specific languages.

She was probably two or three jack offs away from finding out she was right on the cusp. And they're like, you dumb whore, get out of here.

She was more funding. They just needed more funding. Male dolphins sometimes kill calves sired by other males to bring the mother back into estra sooner. Yeah. Allowing them to mate and pass on their genes. Behavior called infanticide observed in species like bottlenose and Pacific white sided dolphins. Yeah.

Species makes them have like a high speed race. It says to the best agile partner.

Jeez.

Most agile.

You gotta win.

That'd be a terrible race.

That's crazy.

By several males on high speed chases.

The cone drill.

Yet females show selectivity them for agile partners and can control fertilization via vaginal structure. Oh. So a guy could nut in them and they'd like no, no baby, you.

Oh, that's a nice thing.

It's just a nut. That's a nice.

Girls could do that.

Imagine that if they just come up with that instead of abortion, they just go, oh, we're just gonna give you a dolphin pussy. Just lock it down. Look at this. Next. Just when you get the guy nuts and you lock it down, okay? Make an agreement. You got to. You sure you're gonna lock it down. You told me you want babies, swear to God. No, no, I'm locking it down for you.

You swear to God.

The question are female dolphins sluts, right?

Yeah.

Females participate in same sex genital rubbing, masturbation and pleasure. Pleasure seeking via functional couture is rich in nerves, indicating sex serves social enjoyment roles beyond Procreation. Up to 75% of dolphin sexual activity may prioritize pleasure or alliances over breeding. Males often coerce via alliances, but females evade or reposition to exert choice. So they scissor. Female scissoring in the dolphin community.

I like it.

We broke that news.

Here, bring that up. There's a dusky dolphin. Dude, what's that one doing? Just boys in Penn State's locker room. Oh, geez.

Come on. A couple now he's ready to roll. Oh no. Oh no.

Dusky dolphin.

Yeah. So like when, when we, we think about like peaceful creatures on earth, we're the most. We're number one. We're the most peaceful.

There's no chance.

Yeah, yeah. As warlike as we are, as far as intelligent.

Okay, all right, all right. I'll give you. Well, no, dude, what are. There's got to be some peaceful dolphins.

Must be going to war with each other, right?

There's no way those hyraxes. Hyraxes aren't doing anything.

And no, there's no way. We're the most people, the most peaceful. Are those, those, those chimpanzees, the bonobos or the.

Yeah, they.

All they do is each other. Yeah, bonobos are wild. They look a lot like chimps, just a little softer. Yeah, and all they do is just get it on.

Who are those guys with those big noses? Oh, those are funny guys.

Those are weird. That's a weird look. How about the ones when their lights up? When they want to, their becomes like a target.

They do that.

Oh bro, this is.

Put a light up, They put butt plugs.

Really? Oh, bro, pull that monkey back. Look at this guy's face. How are you?

Hold on. Can you get him making a noise? They're very funny. Yeah, that's the physique I'm going for.

There was an old school comedian that had this big crazy nose and they would call him the schnoz. Who the am I thinking of? Like old old timey movies, they'd call him the Schnoz. That's it. Jimmy Durante.

Yeah, he does look like a proboscis.

A lot like one. But his whole thing was like. His nose was huge.

Yeah, you got bro.

Schnoz.

There's no other way to describe that.

Ari Shafir would make fun of his nose. Yeah, look, I mean all of his photo, all the, you know, caricatures. His nose is preposterous.

He aged into it.

Yeah.

Worked out you're a young man with that nose.

That's tough. Tough time.

This is nice, bro. Until you hear this talk nose like a man knows like a man.

Yeah. What?

I like those guys. They have to be peaceful.

That's a weird face, man.

Imagine if they were women look like now. Yeah, for real. Exactly what women look like.

It's a Michael Jackson thing. Yeah, bro. Imagine if that was 10ft tall was trying to kill your baby. You know what I'm saying?

Whoa.

What did they do in a past life to come back as that? They must have been really mean. They must have been a really mean person.

What are you talking about?

They. Dude, There must have been a really mean person in past life. Yo, bro. Jesus. That's. That's like a man. That's like a really evil man from the past has been reincarnated as this up monkey. Like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong. So why am I not in my medieval manner? Ha.

You're at the Baltimore Zoo just getting.

Stared at by little kids. What was that other one? The Michael Jackson one?

I like that.

The nose was one.

What was that tiny little fucking guy?

That tiny little guy was terrifying. It was huge, you know, it was real big and giant. It would suck to get killed by a giant cute thing. You know, like a giant fluffy. You know, like some of the monkeys are really cute. Like if he was like golden snub nose, six inches tall, he would be really cute. Like, oh my God, he's so cute. If he was 10ft tall, he would be terrified.

Snowman, look at that thing.

That's what I'm saying, bro. That thing got some fangs. Terrifying. It's got like a bat nose. Look at his creepy ass nose. That's. That would rip your face right off. Just jump on your face. You wouldn't be able to pull it off. Your nose would be gone.

That rules, right?

But if it's 10ft tall, it doesn't rule. I think standing outside your village waiting for you to dog, to go outside. That's a big man. Why are they so cute when they're little? But if that thing was giant and had fangs, if it was 10ft tall. But it wouldn't be. It was big and scary. It would have a scary face. Yeah. Like, why is that? That. Why do the little ones. What is cute? Why do the little ones have. Literally have a cute face that if you made that thing big.

Yeah.

It wouldn't be as scary.

Maybe that's the real instinct, to think babies are cute so we don't throw them. Maybe you see that guy, you go, he's great.

See what the dolphins do?

Yeah.

Maybe, like, it's, like, built into it.

But there's a lot of stepdads listening to this right now, getting dolphin impulses. I wish I could kill that little.

Man. It is weird, though, right? Because all the big scary things look scary.

Grizzlies are kind of cute.

No, they're not. No. I was telling you, that was the.

Only I've ever seen in the cute grizzly.

The only thing I've ever seen in the wild.

Polar bears are kind of cute, fellas. Bro. Obviously, they're terrifying, but if he was one feet tall, you'd go, that's an adorable guy.

That's a good point.

You know what I mean?

Until he was, like, tearing apart a.

Seal bigger than you. Yeah, bro. What are you talking about?

Look at that. That's a cub, first of all.

That's still good. Look at these guys walking. Show them walking. Jmo, get him walking.

It's pretty cute. Now show Kodiak brown bear eating a moose. Put that in there. Kodiak brown bear eating a moose, bro. There's one of them that got this moose off the side of the road and was dragging it uphill. The moose is like. Like 1200.

You see the one during the wedding?

Which one is that? Oh, yeah. There's a wedding and there's a wedding.

And then on the other side of the river, there's just a grizzly tearing apart a moose. Yeah, they.

They got married in Alaska. Whoops.

Dude, how do you kill a moose.

Bro, they can kill anything. They literally kill anything. I mean, he's just riding his back, drowning him. Look at this. It's just hanging onto his back. Look at this. So cute. That's a moose, man. Moose are so big.

That video, that guy in the. That moose comes up to him. I sent it in the group chat. Or. You did? Yeah. It's the scariest fucking animal I've ever seen.

Oh, they're scared.

It's like a dinosaur. It's fucking terrible.

So big dude.

There's a guy hunting and a moose just comes up to him and is.

Like staring at him there.

How to describe it?

Well, they're so huge.

This is not it but still terrible.

Not it but still. That's not even a really big one. One that moose like the one that you see in the car. Actually that's a pretty big one. His paddles are just going the wrong way.

Yeah.

That's huge. Whoa.

Yeah, don't do that.

Also borderline looks like AI but it's probably not.

Well a lot of them are right now. That's a problem. Almost everything is getting tricked left and right.

There's like like the giant cat walking up to save its baby.

Like come on.

Moose are not afraid of you though. That's one thing. That's true. But generally they're very aggressive and depending upon what time of the year they'll your car up man.

It's not it jmo but I still. I don't want to see a moose get shot. You love that. I don't want to see those boys get shot.

Have you ever eaten moose meat?

No.

It's delicious. It's really good. It's the reason why bears try so hard to kill them.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, I get it.

So they're cute up to a point.

Bears.

Yeah, they're cute up until they're about 2 years old.

We were talking about earlier. I don't like black bears eyes. Bears do have shitty eyes. They're so. They're so close to being cute. They got weird looking eyes.

One of the weird things about like.

Yeah, this one. Look at that. Oh yeah. He's looking at him like dude, I.

Will you up is what he's saying. Look how big he is. That's why they're scarier than every other deer. Cuz they'll come you up, just beat your ass.

They'll kill.

Stomp you to death. Stomp you to death. And this guy is being. Being smart by staying between the trees. This is very dangerous. Like if he was out in an open field he'd be built right now. If he couldn't get to cover to to a bunch of trees. Look at these guys like duking it out in a driveway. Their car.

Why do, why do dogs just run straight into that? Usually dogs do that.

They're dumb because we took them from wolves and turned them into little.

Dude, I've seen it out. I've seen deer. Just dogs up there's a lot of those complex.

Oh yeah. They start doing this.

Yeah.

But a lot of dogs killed.

There's that classic of that guy putting. It's an old one, but he put deer piss all over him. And then a buck comes and just beats the out. He doesn't get a shot off, he gets his ass be. Just turn the camera off. Oh my God.

What a. Oh, that's like the number one hunting in America is white tailed deer. Yeah, Number one.

Pennsylvania.

Yeah. By far where I'm from. Yeah.

Iowa. Iowa and pa, right?

Yeah. Well, my family lived in Harrisburg for a while. My parents did.

I always forget. That's insane.

I used to go to visit them.

You should have been a Harrisburg.

I'm like, you got deer everywhere.

You could have been a Central PA man. You would have. You would have never done anything.

Well, you did. God, shut up.

You would have. You would have been chilling.

I doubt it.

You would have been a Elks. You would have been an Elks Bar. You would have met Phil.

I don't think I'm designed for that. I know I would not be happy.

Ch, dude, I know. If you were from sea, you'd be into college football.

You love it all.

It rules.

I just have to assume that who I am now, I would always have been.

No, that's so.

Really. No, like the way I like things. The things I like.

No, you would have been. You would have been a. You could have been a nerd. Any fan, dude. It could have been so sick. So sick.

Well, I definitely could have been a fan, but I still would be doing this. I think I'd be doing the same I'm doing. I'd figure out a way to do something.

Yeah.

As long as I didn't get saddled down at a young age. You go to the adults bar, get married at 18.

Yep. Drink and drive home. Your babe's there. She's probably.

You gotta get a dad now at 18.

Yeah, but then that's when your fanhood of college football becomes greater. You go, dude, I get three hours on Saturday. I can't wait. Who do we have? Ah, Central Michigan. It's gonna be a blowout. Whatever. I'm gonna have beers. That's good stuff.

Then you go.

Then you get to golf. You go, fuck, I suck at golf. Who gives a shit? I'm getting wet wasted. It's a good life. I'm jealous of.

It does sound like a good life, but it's also a difficult one.

Like for sure, but that's the best life.

Is it? Yeah.

Good Difficult. Yeah, it's the point.

Why is it? Why is good and difficult the best life?

That's what makes. That's what makes going to that bar so sick. You know what I mean?

Having a shitty job.

Shitty job. Yeah. Sit down. You go, bro, let me tell you about how shitty my fucking job is.

Yeah.

You go get fucking hammered. Three beers, in you go. My job fucking rules. My life rules. You know what? I'm gonna go beat the fuck out of my wife. See that Iraq video, those guys boxing. You go, I'm gonna make her put some head gear on when I get up. Yeah, no, it's good. I don't obviously say, you know, it's not like the best, but it's good life drinking and golfing with your friends. Yeah. It's funny to watch your friends age into that. Because my. My friends were never like that. Now I'll go home and they're like, everyone got fat. Which. That's fun. You see your boys, you go, yeah, it sucks, doesn't it? Yeah. And then they just love just hitting the local bar, getting a couple going home. Hopefully the kids are asleep. It's fun. It's fun to watch from a distance. I can't. Like, I'll go home for the holidays and then my sister will bring her kids over. I'm good for about 30 minutes.

Well, all the things you said, the fun parts about it is that it's not complicated. You're just having a good time.

Yeah.

And the ideas that are, if having a good time, you'll have a better time if the rest of your day sucks, you appreciate those guys more.

Yeah.

Yeah, I get it. I get it.

You could have been. You could have been great. Central Pennsylvanian, I don't know, Central Western pa. You could have been a Steelers fan. You could have been. Oh, you could have been a contender. Instead you're just doing this. Instead you're doing this crap.

I think I was always gonna just mostly be interested in one on one sports maybe. For whatever reason. I like team sports. I love watching a running back.

We could have got you in the slot.

No, my fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get me to play football, and I was like, no. We had this kid, his name was Bobby Baker, who's £300. He was our heavyweight. He was huge.

Yeah.

And I was like, me and him would be playing the same game, so he would run over me. That's crazy.

Couldn't catch you.

Whatever, ever. What if he did occasionally? He was huge. I was like, I'm not taking that chance. I was like, no. I wrestled at 134lbs. I am not playing football.

Contender, Joe.

Yeah. I didn't like the idea.

Team sports are awesome.

I also didn't like the idea of random people being charging at you and colliding. I'm like, no, no, no. One in one. Like, somebody figure this out.

Football. Somebody's hitting you and you're not looking.

Exactly.

I like it a lot. You're chasing someone this way, and someone just. Yeah, but then you get them. Then you. The best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking and you get to level. It's so sick. Oh, it was my favorite.

I bet.

I got it. Thankfully, I played offense. Offense, I got a lot of those. But every once in a while, we'd throw an interception. I had no idea how to pursue a corner. Just run. I'd be. I don't know where to look. I'm getting. I got laid out. Yeah, it's fun. Team sports, bro.

I get it.

Camaraderie. You like hunting with those guys. That's a team sport.

Not really. You're all going out on your own or you're going out two at a time.

Okay.

Yeah, like, Cam and I went together, but it's. You what? Well, like, the thing about team sports that's awesome is the camaraderie.

Right.

That's what's awesome. But we used to always drive me nuts when I was playing baseball. I played baseball as a kid. I don't want to be a loser because little Billy dropped the ball.

Baseball is also still kind of an individual sport. There's a lot of, like, a pitcher versus a batter.

It was the way. The way I played.

It's very individual. Yeah, I suck. You should have seen what happened to me.

I saw.

I hit puberty and just lost all hand eye coordination for a year. Dude. My last year playing baseball was like seventh or eighth grade. I don't think I had a hit for an entire season.

That's hilarious. That's hilarious.

I remember fifth grade, I got hit by a pitch from a girl. A girl pitcher. And I turned when she was throwing it, and it hit me right in the back where I lost. I lost. The wind got knocked out of me and I was on first base.

Like, isn't that crying? It's like when you're a boy and then you hit puberty and all of a sudden your body's weirdly shaped. It's moves different. The dynamics are all different.

Growing.

You can't walk up stairs, right? You think the stairs are taller than they are. It's weird. You grow, you grow, you grow. And your dick is hard all the time. Think about those dudes. So distracted.

Some of my friends grew like a foot.

In a year.

In a year I was like, dude, that must have hurt like hell. That's crazy. Must have fucking killed.

That's so crazy.

Rock hard. Everything hurts.

Oh, banging into things.

Ow.

His shins are all in the way of everything.

Your descent.

Like you.

Dad, it hurt.

Hilarious.

Yeah.

And no one knows how to do it.

No. How was it having kids going through puberty? That must have been crazy. I mean, and you have girls, right?

They, they. Yeah, they get emotional, but they go for like.

Because the only time I've seen is my niece and it's like she was like the. Your best friend. And then there's like two years where it's like, uncle Shane, you don't anything you.

Luckily, our kids are not like that. They're very communicative. We have like a really good way of communicating with each other all the time. There's no like, hateful. No, it was.

I, I will say this.

You do get some of that from kids.

All of a sudden you notice it.

They get angry at you for enforcing rules and stuff. But. But they're pretty fucking cool. They're really cool. The thing is, it's like the whirlwind is impossible for everybody to come out flawless. You're getting hormones. Your whole life has changed. Now all of a sudden, you like girls or you like boys. And your whole life is now a pursuit of getting girls to like you or getting boys to like you. And then you have friend groups and then everyone has got a. They're mean. And you all have a menstrual cycle that syncs up together. They all get crazy together.

Dude, those, I never thought about.

Those exciting menstrual cycles are nuts. They smell each other and all their blood sinks up on the same time.

It's disgusting.

How weird is that?

And they all get mean for a week together.

Yeah.

That's why girls don't really have friends.

Well, there's a lot of reasons why they don't have friends.

But think about one week a month, you and your friends all are nasty to each other.

Yeah, that's crazy. It is crazy. What do you hear? Do you hear of more like a girl being betrayed one of by one of her friends that tries to fuck her husband? You hear about that more than you would hear about a husband trying to someone's wife. Right? That's like A more risky move. So that's probably one of the reasons why girls don't trust girls like that. She should just go, my man.

And also, the guy will definitely say yes. It's such a. It's an easy one. It'll be a secret between us. Oh, secret. All right. A secret sounds good. Yeah. He might kill me, but.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm watching this show. What is it called? The Beast in Me. The new Netflix show, bro. There's the reason why I brought that up. There's a scene where. Spoiler alert. Where a cop is banging this other cop.

A female cop, guys.

She's married. And it's like one of them things.

Yeah.

You know, like, there's people out there. Just.

I think a lot of people. Yeah, yeah.

That. The show is great, though, that Claire Danes show. Have you seen it?

No, I haven't. I heard it was good, bro.

It's good.

Nice.

I'm only a couple gym, but it's a good one.

I'm about done with the revolution. That lady can keep jacking off, though. It's taking forever.

It.

I've been watching this thing for six weeks. Keep jacking off. How far are you?

45 minutes.

When you start pressing play, it picks.

Up where you dropped it off. You're 45 minutes in the first episode, bro.

Ah, man, I wish I could tell you. I'm not joking. I took a picture of it. Cause it was so funny. I jacked off to him. That was all right. When I finished jack it off. This is at 1:11 in the morning today.

Okay.

I looked up and the screen was a map of the British Invasion. As soon as I got done, I was like, oh, they're invading Mohawk territory by Fort Stanwix. Took a photo. I said, dude, insane to finish and look up and go, what am I doing? What the. That's funny.

That's so funny.

You gotta give it a watch. Shit rocks. Yeah. No, you're gonna jack Awful. I won't.

I started it. I started it.

It's awesome.

Yeah, all this stuff's awesome.

Ken Burns rules.

He's rules.

He takes topics that you would go, I'm never gonna watch that.

Yeah.

Fucking rules.

No, he can do anything.

Baseball, you go, who? What? Could be interesting.

The Vietnam one was excellent.

Vietnam fucking ruled.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, like, he's really rare because essentially PBS just lets him just put it together like, the way he wants. They don't fuck with him at all.

Is Trump trying to get rid of pbs?

I don't know.

Better not Touch my Ken Burns dude.

My thought, though, is that he can kind of do that anywhere now.

Sure.

Like, he could do it on YouTube.

And it would be.

Yeah, massive. Yeah. Imagine if he put a series like that out on YouTube.

It was you to pay for that.

Yeah. Like, no, I mean pay for downloads. Yeah. But when they paid, like. Like, Netflix would probably do it. Money. Yeah, yeah.

Hbo.

Anyway, but it's. His stuff is so good. No one cares where it is. They'll find it on pbs. They'll buy the DVD or rent it.

What budget of PBS is going to Ken Burns?

Dude?

That must be 80. He's there. Stern. Absolutely.

Absolutely.

He got one guy.

He got Ken Burns. Stern just resigned.

I saw that.

Good for him. Good for him. Guess he still likes to do it.

Good.

You know, how long do you think you'll be doing comedy and podcast? Do you think you're ever gonna get to a point in time?

I don't know how long I'll do podcasting. I'll probably fucking.

Forever, right?

Comedy, for sure.

Yeah.

Stand up, for sure. But the podcasting is where I get a little. Like, you're good at it because you talk about, like, fucking topics and things you're interested in. All I have is me. So after a while, you're like, I don't want to keep putting myself out, you know.

Right, right, right, right. I know.

It's good. Like, no privacy.

Yeah, I know what I'm saying. Yeah. It's like. But you could do a podcast where you talk to anybody as well. You could do.

I could do a history podcast if.

I put, like, 100.

Put effort into it.

Yeah, 100%. Yeah, you 100% could. And you could also do a history podcast where you have an interest in a subject and you know a lot about it, but not, like, enough to do a podcast on it and just bring an expert in and have a conversation with him about it.

Yeah, that'd be awesome. I've thought about it. I had a teacher at Harrisburg Area Community College who was a. He was a Gettysburg tour. He was a tour guide. And it's Harrisburg Area Community College, so no one gave a fuck. And I was taking Civil War history. I was locked in, dude. This guy fucking loved me. It was me and ten other fucking low IQ guys jacking off. And I was just like, so what actually happened at the Battle of Sporting Hill? He was like, that's a great question. It was nice. Tour guides. You ever go to a battlefield?

No, not that I think I'm.

Bro, get a tour guide. And go to a battlefield. Shit's awesome. I don't think I ever have any battlefield. It's awesome. They know everything. It's their whole life.

They just live it.

They fucking are there every day. They know every single thing. It's awesome. It's a little weird, but it's cool to be a part of.

Of. Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. I'll go with you.

You can. You can get a guy to, like, a Gettysburg. You can get him in your car and you just drive the battlefield.

Why don't we just go to the Alamo?

That'd be awesome.

That's. That. Anybody?

I don't know much about Texas history because it was always.

I don't know a whole lot. I know a lot about.

We get it. We can get a Comanche tour. We could get.

Oh, that's what we need.

There had to be a battle.

Oh, yeah.

But see, it always felt like it was like light cavalry and, like, skirmishes.

Well, there's a lot of that, too. The. The real thing that changed was the pistol. And they figured out how to make a revolver because those dudes at muskets did not stand a chance.

I missed.

All right.

I got 15 minutes.

This guy got jacked. The thing about the Comanches, too, is they were really good at riding horses and shooting arrows off the horses. So they just run right at them and shoot. Fill them up with arrows.

Think about that, though. Like, you see it in the. Yeah, you go, all right, well, this has worked before. Out east. I could just sit here and shoot at him. Guys riding on the side of his horse shooting arrows at you.

Yeah, the body of his horse.

He's doing tricks, and then he's gonna eat my family. He's gonna do some weird.

They did some weird to people.

Yeah.

Did you ever read Empire of the Summer, bro?

Incredible.

The scene that they describe where they chop this guy's arms and legs off and then threw him on the. The fire while he was still alive to watch him squirm. Like you. And he's like. That's why they never surrendered. They didn't have surrender in no. Their thought process. They were going to die or kill you. Yeah.

They're doing the weirdest possible. You got to die after that.

Yeah. You can't go.

All right. I'll just go to jail.

And they were doing that to other Native Americans, too, by the way. That. That's what this was about. Like, they would. Their favorite thing was to go on raiding parties. Yo, he's just trying to sleep. Yo.

Some guy cut Your arms and legs off.

That's why you can't have that CPAP on. You don't hear the, you know, full throttle.

You ever see Hostiles? It's Christian Bale.

I don't think I did.

You would look.

Love it.

I'm sure it rules. I don't think I did the opening scene.

What year was that from?

2017.

Yeah, no, I definitely did.

Opening scene is some Comanches attacking settlers. It's great.

Show me what the. The poster looks like. I've seen too many movies, dude. My brain.

Hostiles rules.

Does it?

Yeah.

No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it, but I did good things about it.

Chalamet is in that.

It's almost like there's too many movies and too many good ones. Slip.

Give it a shot.

Cracks.

Oh, no. This is. Start from the beginning.

You can't watch it.

Oh, dang.

Skip ahead. Get some visuals here. I can't even really show it on the screen.

It's.

They're getting attacked.

This guy going, it. They're gonna take the horses. I'd rather die.

Yeah, it looks familiar.

It's great.

Maybe I did see it anyway.

Yeah, it was. But you know what I'd like to see is the Little Bighorn. Never been up there. Custer's last stand. Ooh, that'd be a cool one.

Where's that?

Dakota's. South Dakota. I'm a dumbass if I got which one wrong. It's one of the Dakotas. Yeah.

That's gotta be weird to stand on the ground where all those people died.

That's a good one, because he was there to hunt them, and he ended up running into, like, the biggest congregation of Native Americans ever.

Yeah.

Smoke.

They all got together.

Yeah. Oh, Montana. What am I?

Idiot. Damn.

Middle of nowhere.

Wow. Imagine the. Just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down and you're hunting them. You're on the attack and you go over the hill and you're like, oh, no.

Yeah.

What is this, a reenactment?

That's just where it is. That's what it looks like there.

They probably reenacted every year, just like the Civil War dorks do.

I've been to those. I love those. I go to Gettysburg. I would go to Gettysburg and watch it. It was so sick.

That's hilarious.

It was awesome.

That's hilarious.

Yeah. Little big one would be a sick one.

I was watching this dude. He had a truck, a YouTube video, and he was doing, like, some upgrade to this truck, and he pointed the front license plate. And he said, oh, and here we got a Mississippi license plate. I was like, what is that? Have you seen the Mississippi. The. The Mississippi flag for the license.

Was it just the Confederate flag?

Kinda. Have you seen the Mississippi flag? See if you can find the Mississippi flag. Because he had a Mississippi flag. I fucked it up. But 4. His front license plate. And I was like, wait a minute.

Yeah. Mississippi held it down for. I think they might still be holding it down.

I think a recent update. But I think that's what it used to look like.

Okay. That's crazy. That is so wild. So sick.

I don't give a. Dude, it's sick. Obviously I understand people having a problem with it. I get it.

I think.

Well, I bet that changed. Kind of crazy 2021.

That's kind of crazy that they kept that Confederate flag in there for so long.

Yeah, 2020 for 1996 to 2020.

So that's what it was.

96.

So what is it currently?

Pre 96 might have been. This is just the current.

Oh, they turn into a flower. That's what it is currently. It's a flower. That's hilarious. Well, it wasn't for this dude in his.

That's. The state flags back then were so sick at Gettysburg. You can see all the like the battle flags they had. South had some good ones. Did they north typically stuck with the American flag. But every, you know, your state. It was all state pride. It was cool. They all had slogans, they would talk. It was awesome. It's so cool.

Yeah. They're basically Europe and they had reputation. A bunch of countries.

1894.

Wow.

Took it down 2020. I think what they were doing all the rest of the competitor monument stuff.

That probably also Mississippi boys.

It's crazy. They wait. Imagine if somebody still had a swastika in their flag and they were just rocking that like what? Right. Come on, come on, come on. It's just a part of it.

It's historical.

It's German with German part of our thing.

Yeah. They had good ones and they. You would like that. Each group had like, they had reputations. Like, I think it was the Iron Brigade. It was like these Midwest freaks. So they were all like German and Norwegian. They were all fucking huge, right? And like they wore big tall black hats to make them even taller. And like the Confederate generals would see those black hats and be like, fuck, get out of there. I don't know if that. Well, whatever. They ruled. It's fun. There was a Louisiana silly hats. Louisiana Tigers. They would fucking get you. They were a bunch of friends.

Imagine like dressing up. Like, look at that photo. Pull that photo up again that you showed the earlier one. The one where they're all like standing there with their suits on. Imagine getting dressed up real nice to go kill people.

Look at that.

That's so weird.

No, I like it. I'd rather get killed by a guy fucking dressed up.

Click on the one in the upper right corner. The left hand thumbnails, upper right. Yeah, right there. Look at that dude.

That's a good guy. He could shoot me.

But just imagine like this is how you're getting dressed up to go to war. It's so weird looking. This is a goofy hat, full on.

Pose photo with like a fake background. Like you take.

Good point.

Show them the good point.

You could do that with like Marines, right? In military dress, right? Yeah.

They would wear that. No, they didn't have the. Show them the Zwaves.

What's a Zwave?

You're gonna like their outfits.

Yeah, yeah.

Little gay boy outfit.

People up.

Z, Z, O U V S. I think.

Yeah.

It's. Oh, boy.

Swag.

Dude.

Whoa. Where were they?

MC Hammer Pants.

Where did.

They were in the north. They were breaking New York.

No. Really?

Yeah.

Hold this thought. I have to pee.

I'm right back.

So who are these African fellas? They're from.

They swagger. Jacked the French North African.

Oh. So the other guys were where though? That Swagger? I think.

I think New York. I think. I think the Irish Brigade might have tried. It could be wrong.

Bro. When I first saw gangs in New York, I was like, wait, this happened too?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What, so these are the guys?

Yeah. It's good. Good swag.

Where did they live though?

I think if you look up Zave's American Civil War.

So these guys fought in the Civil War dressed like that?

Yeah.

Wow. Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes and everyone's dressing like, bro.

That was the Drip. That was the coolest group of dudes.

Look at these guys. What's with the hats? That's a crazy look. So how many of those were from the area where this.

Chicago. From the first one.

Huh. He formed the first American company inspired by North African Light infantry, known as the Zwaves, that had won distinction in both Algeria and Crimea. Bro. That part of the world. That's one of the things about, like when Russian fighters fight in the ufc. I always have to like. I got my little calculations. Like this guy, He.

He can strike.

I'm like, he's from where? Oh, he's from Chechnya.

Well, he's gonna win.

Well he's probably gonna this guy up out.

What the description is here.

A fellow who can pull up a hundred and ten pound dumbbell who can climb up an eighty foot rope hand over hand with a barrel flower hanging to his heels. Hanging to his heels. I don't know what that means. Who can jump 17ft 4 inches high without a springboard.

17Ft high. They must have been crazy.

Who can tie his legs in a double double bone knot round his neck without previously softening his shin bones in a steam bath? What? Who can take a five shooting revolver in each hand and knock the spots off the 10 of diamonds at 80 paces? Turning somersaults all the time and firing every shot in the air? That's a zuave. All right. Whose quote is this? That's a silly quote.

That's a drunk Zwave Tony Hint he.

Was gay for the zombies face.

Yeah.

I'll tell you what they can do this guy. This guy's doing back flips and shooting cards. Yeah.

It's supposed to be an exaggeration apparently.

Of course. Of course. You can't jump 20ft.

Nobody could do that at first.

I was with you.

He said he shot the the spades at 80 yards. What did he say? 80 paces?

Yeah.

It says Americans were going nuts over the new kind of fighting force.

80 paces is kind of crazy. How far is 80 bases? What does that mean when they say 80?

I got it right. New York. I feel good about that.

So it's just like if you just a full step I guess. But it's. Everybody's step is longer or shorter.

True.

So what is it like? You're fighting a card with a fucking musket at 80 yards. You know how retarded that is?

If you're doing a draw or a duel against a short guy, you're fucked. He's gonna hit 10 paces real quick, get shot in the back.

I think everybody has a count. Is ready, aim, fire.

10 paces.

This is the. This is the first guy. It also says he was the first union officer to die in combat.

He's a dork.

He was trying to wear cool clothes.

Yeah.

My first thought is how the. How would a law student in Chicago have read about these guys fighting? And you know in Africa he was a dork. Read a newspaper article.

Yeah.

He probably way too into looking good and not really thinking about the war part of it. It just, you know.

Then all of a sudden first Manassas comes around you go, we're going to whip them. Watch out. They have guns, too.

Yeah.

There's some good last quotes from Gettysburg or from just the Civil War. They're hilarious because it's guys talking like that back. Like, I just remember one from Gettysburg where a guy's last quote was like, what are you guys ducking for? They couldn't hit an elephant from that distance and get shot in the head.

Who said that to him? He said that to, like, a transcriber.

All of his boys. All of his boys were duck. Hiding behind rocks, and he was like, come on. What are you guys? They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance.

Get popped in the head. Tough.

Last one. Yeah. You want your last words to be cool?

How accurate were those rifles? Even, like, the rifles that they used. So they use ball. They use those?

No, they started getting rifling. Yeah.

Real bullets.

So Gettysburg was 63. So by then they were definitely right.

Because the Comanche, when they were fighting the Comanche, that they had already introduced the cult, I think, in like, 1850. When did Colt invent the revolver? Oh, here it goes over here.

I feel like, officers, what year is this?

So 1861 is. It says model 1861. That's a rifled musket. 1855, that's another rifled musket. It says rifle. Okay. It doesn't say rifled musket. It says rifle, but it has a flintlock. Like, the whole thing. It looks the same. But then Navy Colt. Navy revolver. It doesn't say what year. Oh, it says weapons of the Civil War. So they had revolvers at least. Okay.

Yeah. At least the officers did. And then the cavalry had those carbines and.

Yeah. Scroll back up again to that image, the one that you just showed.

It's a little better.

Oh, okay. So those bottom ones, they look like actual rifles. That looks like. Like a long pistol. Right. So I bet they had a bullet. But those aren't muskets. Right.

Top this mini ball thing.

Interesting.

But they definitely had, like.

It seems like they had pistols.

The south definitely had some guys with some muskets coming out.

So what year did Colt invent the pistol? Because I think they started using them. The Texas Rangers started using them first, before the military even used them. That was the story in Empire, the Summer Moon. Right. Which is crazy that someone wouldn't want to buy something that can shoot five rounds.

36. Damn.

Wow. 1836, the revolver. 1831. He invented the first practical revolver in 1831. Received a US patent for the revolving cylinder design on February 25th, 1836. So in 1831, this invented it. 1836, he gets the patent and nobody wanted it. We don't want it. We don't want to pay for your crazy revolver.

Oh, you can stab with that.

I'm an old school musket guy, you.

Know, I want to take 10 minutes.

This guy shot these guys that are like old school in everything. There's going to be always guys that are old school musket guys. Look at that thing.

Wow.

What is that little thing on the side? Is that the gunpowder? That doesn't make sense. Like, how did that work? That they do have. Like, when did they invent bullets?

I think cards make their own bullets.

Like, oh, my God. They had to make their own bullets. That's crazy. Of course. Yeah, right? Yeah.

You ran out.

So you probably have the cartridges. You pack all your bullshit in there and you got your little fake top. I bet they sucked. I bet they. Half the time they didn't go off. Right? Yeah.

They had the gun before they had the ammo invented, right?

Yeah, probably. Yeah. Because. Right. How would he. I bet the first one they had handmade ammo. When did they start mass producing ammo? We could just go buy ammo.

I think that would be like World War I.

No.

Slightly. I've actually just read about this.

I mean, a little bit before American Civil War, they would have mass produced.

Ammo some, but we didn't have giant factories back then. So they started converting factories to do stuff.

Wow.

And then big war comes and you may start making money off of it.

So that's a problem that, like manufacturing goes big up. When there's a nice fat war, people get real excited. A lot of jobs, it's like, don't get addicted to that.

Well, maybe we did.

Oh, we definitely did. Imagine like growing up in the 50s, the kind of patriotism people must have had after winning World War II.

You'd feel so. Dude, that'd be so sick.

Wouldn't be incredible, be awesome. It must have been amazing. We were Americans.

We saved the world.

That was the narrative.

And then Vietnam, it all up, up.

And people couldn't believe it. I thought we were the good guys. We went to the good wars. Just makes you wonder how many times have we been tricked? Like, how many times have people been tricked?

Don't get into that a lot. Don't get into that thought process.

I love getting.

Wait a second.

What's that, Jamie?

Just celebrations of Victory Day.

Look at all these people holding up signs to say, peace. Everybody's so happy, they know they're gonna get to live. You only get that happy when you think you were gonna die if there was no war. And these people just said, let's have a celebration for being an American.

Black guy, dead center. That's nice.

How do you get everybody to look at the camera?

One black dude, dead center.

Some guy had a bullhorn, I guess. Everyone, please look.

For sure there's definitely one camera.

We're gonna take a. That might be AI guy seems like there's too many people.

I believe that picture.

It's like Time Square and everything.

Yeah, that's a cover of an album.

It looks good.

That's a Pink Floyd album here, too.

I mean, maybe, maybe not, but it's just. I guess if you see one camera, everyone's to be in the picture.

But.

Yeah.

What is that? Come on, son. Is that.

There were, like, four cameras. They were probably like, holy. A camera's here.

Yeah, right?

Yeah.

Everybody look up here.

Yeah. And back then, everyone was taking orders also.

It might be AI.

No, those are real. I believe those.

It might be a simulation. Can you imagine being there, though? What a party. I bet everybody just. Everybody ever. They probably went crazy for, like, days, just drinking and getting your fuck.

Then that hangover hits you.

Oh, fuck. Back to the bar.

I got to go to work. Back to the bar.

Crazy.

Yeah. All that PTSD those guys just got, you know, coming home, drinking a couple beers. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Liberating a camp, seeing all that going.

Trench warfare. Yeah.

World War I trouble.

How about what those people come back from watching their buddies getting eaten by wolves over. And for some reason, you're in Europe, some reason, fighting Germany.

Why?

So you got flown in for some.

Reason in World War I. Why? Yeah, for the record.

Well, the craziest thing in World War I was a lot of crazy things. But the Fritz Haber story.

What's that?

Fritz Haber is the guy that invented Zyklon B, right? Oh, so he invented Zyklon A. He was the first inventor of it, but he invented it as a pesticide, and it had a very distinct odor. And then Zyklon B, they removed that odor. He also invented gas. He invented. He invented a bunch of shit. One of the things he invented is a way to get nitrogen out of the atmosphere. It's called the Haber Method. And to this day, like, 50% of the nitrogen in people's bodies in a lot of places in the world is through the Haber method. So that. That revolutionized fertilizer so you can get nitrogen from the air. He figured this out at the same time he was using gas to bounce to kill the allied troops with giant fans. So at the same time he was up for a Nobel Prize. He was also wanted for war crimes. And he was Jewish.

So eventually the guy who invented Cyclone B was Jewish.

Yes. And eventually he had a fleet.

Talk about your all time backfires.

They kept him around for a while. They tried because he was so valuable, because he came up with the guy. Gas. Yeah. And then eventually he had a flee. They didn't kill him, but they let him flee the country. And he died on the road. He died like in transit. He had a bad heart, I believe. Oh, it's a terrible story. Dude is. There's worse to it. His wife committed suicide in front of him and he left anyway to go to the front lines. And he left his like 13 year old son with her as she was dying. Yeah, she shot herself in front of.

Him and he was like, fuck it, I'm going to.

Well, I'm going to the front line.

He's probably gonna kill himself.

It's a, it's a crazy story. Damn crazy story.

It's a good movie.

Yeah. But imagine like you've invented this thing that unquestionably helped so many human beings. You figured out how to get nitrogen from the atmosphere and you could use it as industrial fertilizer. How much food was grown, how many people were fed, how many, how many starving people were prevented because of this guy's method.

It. Yeah.

At the same time he figured out you could just gas people. Just send poison through the air and everybody downwind, dead men, women, children, medical workers, dogs, cats, pigs, you, it's a cloud of poison with giant fans.

Just.

Blowing poison towards you. But I mean, you know, why is it better to shoot people? Why is it better what we did?

No, it's way better.

The gas. No shooting people.

Yes. Well, do you hear those stories of getting fucking gas?

The nicest way.

Those are the worst things I've ever.

Heard is a big nuke. That's the nicest. He just goes.

Unless you're on the slight, slight outskirts, then you're getting burned.

You know what the craziest thing that anybody said to me on the podcast recently? This dude was talking, we were talking about UFOs and one of the things that he said was that one of the ways that they had described one of the things that they're working on that they thought was a back engineered craft, the way they described it as A simultaneous nuclear payload delivery system. Meaning that the moment you want it. Or instantaneous. Yeah, instantaneous. Instantaneously like it literally shows up wherever you want it to be and delivers the nuclear bomb. Like there's no delay, there's nothing. Because it's operating on some sort of a gravity propulsion system that bends space around it and rockets it towards whatever that point in time or the point on the map you want it to be instantaneously. Imagine if the fucking. This is the reason why the aliens haven't landed is because we gave. They came here, they dropped off some UFOs. They said, hey guys, figure this out. This is how we travel. And we said, wouldn't it be cool.

To just use people instantly? We put a gun on this thing.

And that's how they described it. Instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system. And I was like, that might be the most terrifying thing that any. Because what kind of sociopaths are in control of the UFO program if the first thing they do with it is figured out how to make a nuke. Go instantly anywhere you want to.

What year did all the UFO start?

It all started after the Roswell. When was Roswell? 47.

That's straight to put a nuke on this thing.

Yeah.

All they were thinking about.

That's all they're thinking of.

It's the only thing they're thinking about. We can figure this out.

We're putting a new way.

We can kill everybody.

Yeah, they. I mean, they just. How to drop them out of propeller planes two years ago. Think of that. So they go from dropping it out of a giant propeller plane to two years later, supposedly this thing crashes and they're back engineering it and like really quickly inventing the transistor. Weird scientific provenance to it. And then the other weird thing was fiber optics. There's a lot, a lot of weird stuff after Roswell.

Yeah.

But a weird invention, I will say.

Though devil's advocate is 47, 48. That's like the whole. The whole country is inventing things for war.

For war. Yeah.

So we're inventing. We're trying our hardest to invent this shit.

Oh, 100. There's just a weird story behind the transistor.

What's that?

Yeah, well, you can find it. Jamie. We brought it up the other day. It is odd when you read it because it works the way to create it. It's such a crazy invention. The way to create it. And then there's like the Disney dispute between the guy who was given credit for inventing it and these other Guys that were scientists look as a fucking bozo. Like there's no way. Yeah.

Why.

Why did he get the credit for that? And it more likely it was something that they got from somewhere. It's like there's a weird leap between what they were thinking of doing and what this is. I'm butchering it until we get a quote.

I bet back then you could just. If somebody was a scientist and invented something, you go, yeah, well, they just. I can't believe I invented it.

That guy at mit. Wow, bro. That's terrifying. That's terrifying.

It's the same guy as the. The Brown shooting.

Is it? Is that what they're saying? How convenient. Is he dead already? How convenient. How convenient.

I could be wrong on that, Jamie. I know you're looking at really true, but didn't they say the. The Portuguese guy who was a physicist who did the Brown shooter.

The guy who did the Brown shooting was a physicist, yes. They know this for sure?

I think so. Again, this is coming out a week later.

Same guy.

Yeah.

What? Okay. Brown University shooting live Update. Suspect in Brown and MIT shootings found dead as motive remains unclear. Holy. Suspect at 200 rounds, laser sights. Okay, so this is the suspect in the Brown University shooting and the MIT shooting. So he's a suspect in both shootings.

48 year old Portuguese.

So he goes there and he shoots this guy that's a fusion scientist that's working on crazy and is talking about. See if you can find the thing where he was talking about. We played it right where he was talking about the poles, the electromagnetic poles, the north and south pole that they have to switch. And if they don't switch, we lose our electromagnetic sphere that's protecting us.

I don't believe it.

Magnetosphere.

I don't believe it.

You don't believe it? No, no. Too crazy. Yeah.

Fuck it. There's no way, dude.

But if this guy focused on college football. Football. I get it.

I don't. I have no.

They killed this guy though.

I have no use for electromagnetic spheres.

But if this guy invented some or was onto some technology that could revolutionize power. If he really did find like cold future.

Yeah, yeah.

Those guys killed. That's. I mean when you assume. When. When a super brain brainiac nerd dude gets killed.

Yeah.

And he's involved in some fusion project.

Absolutely.

And then 24 hours later tr TRUMP Truth Social like merges with a fusion power company.

Did that happen? Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. Are you serious? Yes.

Yeah, pull that story up.

I'm thinking about college football playoffs I'm.

Thinking about Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua.

That'll be fun.

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I wish that. You know what that Portuguese fellow should have done is waited till. He should have got. If he was a real Portuguese man, he would have waited to see Cristiano Ronaldo one more time. He should have waited till after the summer to shoot this.

Here's a stupid people. Here's a very stupid question, but a valid one. What's the difference in fusion and fission? Do we currently use fission? Correct. So what they do is fusion. What we don't use. Like which. Which is which of a question.

That's a insanely smart question, because cold.

Fusion is the holy grail. Nuclear fission and fusion are two distinct nuclear processes that release energy by altering atomic nuclei, but they operate in opposite ways. Fission splits heavy atoms like uranium, while fusion combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes. Oh, okay. So is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? Put that in there.

Jmo, bring up TJ Duckett highlights.

Just find out, please. Is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? It's vision. Hydrogen bomb, but it says it combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes. Infusion, different process. Okay, so cold fusion is something that they're all searching for.

Oh.

The fuel is uranium and plutonium. The key differences. Here we go. Fusion.

Yeah.

So it is. No.

Yeah.

But it's the trigger. Oh, it uses. How weird. Yeah, it's known as a thermonuclear bomb. Primarily relies on nuclear fusion for its immense destructive power, but it uses nuclear fission as the initial trigger. Okay, so fission is the trigger.

Yeah. I think that's. That's what the whole movie they're figuring out in that Oppenheimer movie. Like the uranium splitting. And once they figured one out, then they. That's what I got out of it, bro.

And the bombs they make now make these, the ones they made back then look like little baby bombs.

Yeah. Tsar Bomba.

There you go.

Atomic bomb this fission only hydrogen is thermonuclear. So I think it's megatons versus kilotons.

This is good. I'm gonna correct someone. When the bomb goes off, we're getting nukes. I'm gonna go. Actually, hold on. That looks like fission to me.

Are you gonna try to whack one off? If the bomb's coming. I have 30 seconds.

I didn't think I was that the Internet's still up. Based on fucking my experience with Ken Burns. I might be that guy. I don't think. I've never been scared of man.

Like there's no sin in that.

Not.

You're gonna go. You're gonna go.

There's no sin in that. It is what it is.

I think that's a sin. I think you don't want to sin. Right?

I don't believe it.

Right at the buzzer I don't believe it.

There's a bunch of sins I think people made up.

Jacking off.

How about wearing two different types of cloth?

Well I would never.

You're not supposed to. That's crazy. That's crazy that you sin if you do that. If you want to go old school. You're sinning if you do that.

We all know there's a difference. You have a conscience, right?

You know the jack off conscience.

You know what a sin is, right? Depends what you jacked off to.

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He was no worries alone. Hornyman bro. I mean this. It's. It's. You saw the search. It's over. Okay. Case closed.

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Get away. For the super nerds.

Yeah, let's get in there. Through that.

Get in there. Go to work.

The guys not watching Alabama, Oklahoma or.

Jake Paul Anthony Joshua.

It's gonna be incredible.

What do you think's gonna happen?

I think if Joshua tries his artist, just a jab will win. A jab is going to win the fight. He's going to.

It's going to be just jab the shit.

He's so much taller and bigger and he's better at boxing.

It's just crazy that he wanted to do it. That Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony Joshua.

I wonder how much Jake got.

Oh, he must be getting an extraordinary amount of money for this because everyone's going to watch.

Yeah.

Whether you're, you know, a know it all, boxing expert, expert type fake guy like me or someone else.

No, you know your box.

I know a little. Those guys are real boxing experts. But at the point is everyone's gonna watch it. Even the casuals. Everyone's gonna watch. I'm gonna watch it because it's nuts. It's a nutty idea.

Yeah.

Like Gervonta Davis. Not the best idea. Gervonta's small. He fights at 135. That's crazy. You can't be bigger than the guy, but when the guy's way bigger than you. Now I'm interested. Like, okay. For sure.

Javante would him up. Depends. What? I don't know how much. How big Jake is.

He's big. He's. He weighed 216 and he's solid as a rock. And Gervonta fights 135. That's way bigger. Yeah, that's way bigger. Yeah, there's a lot of like you can only skill is awesome. But it only goes so far when someone's that huge.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

Just like Javante probably could him up because he's really good. There's him knocking down and gone.

That's what happened. That would. That's me.

You look at this.

I'm Joshua. Yeah, that's you.

Dude. You do not want to get popped by this guy. He's so big. No, he's. And he's been knocking people out forever, man.

Wouldn't you think any top heavyweight would.

Knock out Jake Paul? Well, this guys. He said like, openly. He doesn't want to fight. Like, he doesn't want to fight David Benavidez. He's like that.

Yeah.

I don't want to fight that guy.

But he thinks Joshua's.

I don't get it, man. Benavidez is fucking terrifying.

Make no mistake about Ruiz. You could have got. You could have got Ruiz out there.

Which one?

Isn't it the chubby guy?

Oh, Andy. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Could have got him out, but he might not have taken it easy. I think there's.

Yeah. Andy.

Trying to find a guy who's gonna take it easy.

You think Josh was gonna take it easy?

Well, that's what I was saying about the speech he gave. I don't. I don't know. That seems like a wild card.

That was a crazy speech.

It seems like a guy.

I never heard that speech.

Up to do whatever.

I can't believe that. I never saw that until. No, no, don't make it go. He did some hip, hip parades, and.

It got weird, dude. I was watching it because I like Anthony Joshua, and I was watching it going, this is crazy.

Well, when outboxes, you like that. He's a smaller guy and he outboxes you too far. Fights in a row, like, it really batters you a little bit, at least in one of them. There's some moments in, like, the last round where he was just getting boxed up. Man, Usyk's so good. He's so slick. That guy's 38.

Post fight, though. I'll give anyone you can say anything. Like, I remember when. Like, remember when McGregor broke his leg?

Yeah.

And everyone's like, I can't believe he's saying all this.

This.

It's like, dude, right? He was in a fight 20 seconds ago. Yeah. He's gonna be saying crazy shit and.

His legs broken, and he just.

He's in terrible pain. Yeah. Like, I don't know. Post fight interview is like, they're gonna say wild shit. They were just in a fight. Yeah.

If there's ever a time where someone should have pulled out of a fight, it's that one.

Oh, his leg was.

His leg was up before that fight. They knew it. They had done MRIs on it, and they didn't know what it was. You know, it was probably like a deep bone bruise, but then the next impact on it snapped it. Maybe he had a hairline fracture. It wasn't just the chest compromised. It wasn't much, man. It wasn't much. It wasn't much when you consider all the times that it's weird because sometimes it doesn't take much. It's just it hits the kneecap the right way or the. The shin at the high spot.

Yeah.

Like the top of the shin up here, it's so hard to break. And you, the flexible part of your shin just snap on it. But that one didn't kind of look like that. And then when I heard afterwards that it was already compromised going into that fight, I'm like, oh, man, that's a bad idea. But you think you could do anything when you're Conor McGregor, you know, like this guy, he beat me the first fight, but I'm gonna him up.

This fight being Conor McGregor is literally being on cocaine.

Yeah. Whether you're on it or not.

Bro.

He had the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting Jose Aldo.

That must have been so fun to be at those.

They were crazy. How fun was. I didn't go to press conferences. I watched.

Oh, really? How about the way I never go? That must have been.

The weigh ins were wild.

The whole crowd.

The weigh ins were crazy. Yeah, well, the weigh ins were crazy also because that's a day, that's when they used to have to really weigh in. So you had to get on the scale in front of everybody. Yeah. Now they have ceremonial weigh in. So now you weigh in and then you rehydrate and then you get on the scale and I say Official weight is 145, everybody cheaper years. So when Conor is standing there facing off with Jose Aldo, he looks like a skeleton, bro.

He looked.

Yeah. See if you can find that.

It was terrifying.

Crazy. So let's, let's see him get on the scale. That's Jose Aldo. So Connor would get on first. Connor got on first. Look at him, bro. Look at how sunken in he is. I mean, he must be feeling like utter dog. Yeah.

How do you not faint?

Finally the wait is over. Yes. Joe's bug there.

You know, Conor has played it quiet this week.

He ain't playing it quiet now. Fainting a kick, like I have to like, get between everybody.

I don't think, Joseph.

They really look scared. Conor McGregor.

Once again, the Irish fans have come.

Out for the biggest UFC featherweight title fight ever. Give us your thoughts on tomorrow night and Jose Aldo as an opponent. You know, I'm sick of talking about Jose. I visualize and I look at his facial features and I know that the soft parts of his face won't be able to take my shots. I just want to thank the Irish people for coming out here for Me. It means everything. Tomorrow. Tomorrow night, I will bring that goal home for Ireland once again. Conor McGregor, ladies and gentlemen. Brother, that was back when he was fighting 145. That boy was big at 145.

Chugging electrolytes.

Let me see what they look like. Jose Aldo was big at 45 too, man. Man, Jose Aldo was one of the greatest 145 pounders, bro.

Not to be a psycho. I didn't know Charlie Kirk was. Yeah. Holy. Bro, that's dark. It's not.

He speaks Portuguese. Trust me, it's not Charlie Kirk. Son of a.

Hold on. No, no, no. I'm not making light of anything.

If you meet him.

Looked exactly like.

If you meet him. He doesn't. It's just the. The angle.

Yeah, hold on.

It's just the angle. I'm telling you.

No, you're into something. What's going on here?

Crisis actors. You ever see those people that get, like, super obsessed with crisis actors?

Well, hold on. That's another thing. That's a good point.

Now look at what he looks the next day. He's all filled.

His eyes, his face.

Oh, it's completely filled in. I wonder if back then you were allowed to use IVs because you weighed in the same day. I mean, excuse me. You weighed in on the scale. Not the same day, the day before.

Oh, my God.

The first time I've ever said he slept him ever in a fight, it just came out. Yeah, because it was like, that's what he did. He just slapped him. Like that was crazy. And the fact that he did it after, like months and months and months of taunting and shit talking.

And worst case. Whoo.

For all those worst case. Yeah.

God, that blows.

It blows. Yeah.

And it was. Yeah, it's just a quick. Oh, that sucks.

But you ever see Aldo in his prime?

Yeah.

Aldo when he was in the wec.

Didn'T see that, bro.

Aldo won't use. This is the first time in years aldo won't use IVs to rehydrate.

I think the band had just started.

Oh, that's crazy. That was when it happened six months before.

That is when it started.

Oh, well. So alto always got big at 145. And. And there's been a few. There was a few weigh ins. We got real big where he had a really hard time making 145. And then he started fighting at 135 and he just got like a real good guy, like a specialist to help him with the weight cut. And he made it pretty easy Nutritionist got everything dialed in. Just makes you think like if that guy was at 35 the whole time, he was everybody up at 45, you know. But everybody remembers him for that fight. Yeah, that's a problem.

That's a tough one.

He was so good dude, isn't he.

Wasn't he still fighting?

He just retired.

Yeah.

Yeah, just retired like this year. Yeah, I think he got a bad. Like a very close decision. Didn't go his way.

Yeah.

And he retired. That's right. Zahab.

I watched it.

Yeah.

Yeah, he was just kept, kept going.

Well, he, I mean try out. And he survived. Zahabi survived and he was. He just emptied the gas tank trying to take him out. And then Zahabi was on top in the end of the fight.

Who do you like now? Who's. Who's a young guy? Because you told me about Jackson back Della Madeleina a while ago.

There's a Ultiba Gaultier, this guy from Cameroon.

Really?

Oh, he's terrified. He's £185, 6 foot 4, built like a Greek God.

Yeah.

Smokes everybody. Everybody just gets smoked.

Did he fight last week?

No, he didn't fight last week. But I'm not sure when he's fighting again. But see if you could find his like a highlight reel of his. KOS bro. Attaba Gautier. I hope I'm saying it right.

Could have never spelled that.

Yeah. When you have to say it in a way in. But this guy.

I've seen you. I've seen you fucking right up.

Yeah, I fuck it up all the time. There's too many guys, I can't remember all of them, but this guy. Just his style. However I mispronounce his name or get it right. His. He's terrifying. Is that bro. He's 185. And the guy on the left, Sean Strickland, used to be the 85 pound champion and still one of the best 85 pounders in the world. The Silent Assassin. Just see if you can find a highlight reel. They got some, some action of this dude. Just people up. Megan Olivia. So yeah, back it up a little.

So you can see.

Just people up, dude. Terrifying power, super speed, excellent technique. Everything.

Yeah.

Guy's got a bunch of cats I like that was in the house.

Psycho.

Yeah, he likes to go visit cats. Yeah, bro, he's. He's good man. He's good. Super fucking strong too. Very, you know, like very big for the weight class. An awesome striking. How old is man?

Young.

Oh bro, he fought this dude and that guy was so tough. Yeah.

And that guy just kept waving him in. Yeah, bro, it was.

I mean, most humans would have been gone before that. This guy hung in there as long as he. Still kicking, still trying to get him off him. Yeah, but that dude, dude, he's that. That guy's the future.

I feel like those.

He's the future.

I feel like the jacked Africans eventually run into a nasty, dirty white guy.

They could run into a Russian.

No, like, Ngano, just a guy that's like a firefighter.

He's 23.

Oh, he's 23.

The thing you have to recognize about Francis Ngannou, when he fought Miochis for the world title, had only been doing MMA for, like, four years.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, when they had a rematch a couple years later, Francis was a different human being.

Yeah.

And he fucked him up and he was real patient.

But that first fight, first fight was crazy. That was just a guy surviving, just going, he's gonna get tired.

Yeah, it was awesome. It was awesome. It was like, probably one of Stipe's most impressive victories because Francis was, like, flatlining everybody. And he also took a lot of shots in that fight. He took. He ate a lot of big shots.

I was cheering for the white.

Were you? Yeah.

If you don't know the sport, you go, I'm cheering for the fucking shitty looking white guy. I hope he wins. Who's he fighting? The most jacked black dude of all time.

Literally. Yeah. He's a guy who has to cut weight to make 265.

Natural fan of the Mexicans, too. I like to see a Mexican get in there. Like that guy. That guy that was just taunting that guy. That's hilarious.

They got a spirit for fighting, I'll tell you that. There's like a Mexican fighting spirit. There's been so many Mexican combat sports champions. Like, think about how many boxers that are, like, world champions that were Mexican. It's the numbers, nuts. Julio Cesar Chavez, Canelo, Salvador Sanchez. You can go down the line forever and ever and ever. There's so many Mexican champions.

They're like Jews and Nobel Peace Prize. They got their thing, bro.

Ah, it's so true.

Oh, this is what I was gonna say earlier about the crisis actors. It's the same thing is like. Like when they go, that's a crisis actor, right? It's like, no, you just went through the most insane. It's like interviewing a fighter after a fight. He's gonna be weird, right? Like, you don't know how you would.

React yeah, you have no idea.

This is a fucking crisis actor. It's like, dude, he's. He just went through something he didn't know was. And all of a sudden, it's the worst thing ever.

But also, don't you think crisis actors are real? Like, if you were gonna pull off a major propaganda event and you could hire someone to pretend that something happened and give a narrative and get that guy on camera right away.

How many actors do you know? A lot, right?

Yeah, I know a good amount.

How many do you think would keep their fucking mouth shut about whatever they're working on?

Zero. But here's the thing. You don't have to be an actor to act.

Of course.

Right. Kevin Durant was really good in. Not Kevin Durant.

Kevin Durant rules.

Kevin Barnett was really good.

Kevin Durant's on your brain. That's so funny. You got fucking Durantula on the brain.

Anyway, people have acted that are, like, not actors.

Yeah. You see a great job.

Yeah, there you go.

None of us can act. No, but wait, crisis actors as they. I don't. I genuinely don't know if that's.

Well, I know that MK Ultra exists. Right? For sure. You know, they do mind control and, you know, they do regime change things. You know, they do propaganda. Do you think they've ever put together, like, something fake?

Yes, I think. I think maybe pulling down that statue in Iraq, they had some fucking brown people show up and be like, yeah, we like this. I don't think, like, Sandy Hook, a guy getting done with Sandy Hook, his kids just. And right before he gets interviewed, he's, like, smiling.

No, no, no, no.

Of course, that's a touchy one. But, like, people going, that's a crisis actor. Because he was smiling before the interview. It's like, dude, he's in. He's a mental.

Yeah.

Nut job.

What happened with that guy?

You know what I mean?

Yeah. You can't.

I don't think. I think it'd be tough to get American crisis actors. I think it would be tough.

Yeah.

Because somebody would go, I went to middle school with that guy.

For sure. That's a good point.

I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.

No, no, it's a real good point.

I think it's easy to get a group of Muslims in Iraq to be like, celebrate when we tear down the Saddam statue.

Do you remember when Benghazi happened? And then there was this. Was it Benghazi that was attached to that weird video? There was a weird video that someone had made. It was like, an anti Muslim video. And they were trying to say that it was. The attack was in response to this video.

I'm not sure.

Do you remember? There was something. It was something really kooky and people were not buying. Was real weird. There was like some sort of, like, American propaganda film about Muslims. God, I don't remember it. Does that any of this ring a bell, Jamie?

Sort of. I'm trying to remember what it would have been about.

There was like, a video that they were trying to say, oh, they attacked us because of this video. And then everybody was like, wait, what? And then it made more people, like, dig into the whole story behind the thing.

Yeah.

And go, whoa, who's. You guys are lying about all kinds of shit.

No, they're lying about all types of shit. Without a doubt.

Always.

I'm just saying, after a school shooting or like a thing in America, like, having fake actors, it seems impossible. Seems impossible to me.

It seems impossible.

Not because I don't think they would like to do that.

Right. It just seems.

Because it'd be too difficult.

Yeah, but they. They definitely use agent provocateurs, like they definitely did at the Capitol. They use guys that pretend to be patriots.

I think it's this.

That's right. The Innocence of Muslims. That's the film.

Oh, yeah.

The amateur film created by Nula Nul. That's a real person. Nakula Nula is a real person. That's crazy. Yeah, right.

Couldn't even name him.

CIA.

So there a drawing of him.

Nicola N. You know me. All right, go, go. All we got is a drawing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Out.

There's a fucking drawing of this guy.

Wasn't it kind of like, hot?

So it depicts the Prophet Muhammad in a derogatory manner, sparking widespread anger and protests across the Islamic world, including Cairo and Benghazi, Libya. So the Obama administration initially described the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests, a narrative that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it was a premeditated terror attack. Aha. The film fueled initial anger. Intelligence later suggested a more organized terror element, with attackers having specific knowledge of the compound and its security. Yeah, that's the story. So they try to blame it on people freaking out because of the video and even the whole making of the video. What is the controversy behind the making of the video? Is there any connections to shenanigans with the making of the video, Bro. Like intelligence agencies?

Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably. I wish the CIA would talk to me.

You think? What would they tell you, bro?

Keep it up. Good job. We like You.

We like your vibe.

I go, dude, I With you guys. I hated jfk.

Whoa. Is that what you say?

Yeah. I go, bro, sick job.

I think these guys probably all like jfk.

I like jfk.

Yeah. I think you got to be careful because some of those guys didn't like the old guard. We're different, the CIA. We're doing things actually in America's interest.

What do you think they're up to?

Who knows? They're not up to nothing, Tell you that.

They're doing something.

It's not like they're just chilling, you know? They're definitely up to something.

Yeah.

I'd ask Mike Baker, but he's very coy. He is very coy with those answers.

You ever get the CIA boys.

Come on.

1.

What do you mean?

Have they ever talked to you?

Him. Him?

Yeah.

I mean, he doesn't work for the CIA anymore. Shane Gillis, he's retired now.

Sure.

Has zero connection with.

But then he just goes on the.

Biggest platform in the world every now and again.

Yeah, I'm sure he's. I'm sure he's done.

It's interesting hearing his perspective because you got to know how they think. Like, what. What is where the top brass, like, what's their objectives with all this super sponsorship.

Oh, you know what? This comes out when I bet we're at war with Venezuela.

Do you think that's real?

They're going for it, right?

I thought they weren't. I thought they decided. I hope to. I don't think anybody's gonna really support that at all. No, it'd be a terrible idea. But also those plaques.

Yeah. They don't get huge.

Those plaques are terrible ideas. Obviously.

Doesn't give a tweet.

A tweet's a terrible idea. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

Why the. Would we ever do that?

No, I don't. Hope not. Trumpet top aides refuse to rule out war with. That's fair.

That's fair.

Maybe. I know what that article orders Venezuelan navy to escort oil tankers after seized seizure by US Forces.

I understand the refuse.

They're saying.

Refuse to rule it out. That just means some reporter was there, like, will you do that? And he was like, shut up. Quiet.

So it seems.

Quiet.

Refused to rule out the potential for open conflict. Conflict. As Nicolas Maduro urged his navy to escort oil tankers to find the largest US Fleet deployed in the region in decades. In an interview broadcast on Friday morning, Donald Trump told NBC News that going to war with Maduro's regime remains on the table. I Don't rule it out. No. He said in a phone interview with the network. And at a year end press conference at the State Department, Marco Rubio doubled down on remarks by other Trump advisers that US could coerce Maduro through its campaign of strikes on alleged drug boats traveling towards the United States. Why?

Why are we letting Marco Rubio say.

Oh, what were we talking about Rubio earlier? What was it?

He was talking again, but it was earlier.

What was it about? It was early in the podcast, like.

Three hours ago, about deporting that girl. He's like, yeah, we didn't give you that visa. It's like, bro, we. No one elected you. You lost. You got made fun of. You're a little Marco. You were sweaty little Marco.

I don't.

I remember.

He's the guy that's going to release all the UFO docs.

Oh, is he?

Yeah.

All right, well then, cool. That's what they do to get us to keep voting. They go, yo, Epstein, files. We got them. We got it.

Just look up Bill Gates. Nothing.

Yo, vote for us.

The UFOs, that's the real thing. It's the most important thing. We're working on that right now. I'm real close. I'm gonna get a skiff.

I don't know.

I'll be right back.

I've been around the country. I think we got bigger fish to fry. There's a lot of UFOs, bro.

There was this lady who did this video who just went to Los Angeles for five days and was talking about how she hadn't been there in a long time and what it was like. And she said that Skid row is fifth. How many blocks is skid row? Because I swear she said it's 50 blocks.

No, Campy, can't be. It's the whole city.

It's like downtown.

How many blocks?

50 blocks.

How many blocks? Block. Oh, it is. How many blocks is. How many blocks is skid row, bro?

I was just.

How do you even measure things? Blocks or blocks aren't universally the same size, are they? Look at that.

50 bucks.

Roughly 50 or 54 blocks. It's a quarter mile square. Quarter mile.

It's a quarter mile of chaos. Do you know how crazy that is?

That's crazy.

You know crazy that is. That's how bad skid row is like. And she said, you don't understand it until you get there. And she said the entire city has a heavy feel to it. Like it doesn't feel right. Like you feel. It feels off.

Is that a real sign?

Skid Row. You want to be a little.

Skid Row hasn't. Wait, hold on.

Skid Row is population too many.

The name of it.

Yeah.

Oh, I thought it was like.

Gotta go down there and check it out, bro.

I've been.

I've been. It's complete insanity.

You got to go to Kensington and Allegheny.

They've shut down the streets. Fire that up, people.

Give me some Google images.

People just live in that there. Just living on the street.

K and A in Philly.

But this is crazy. This is 50 blocks. Whatever you guys got is a tiny little ass. Skid row.

No, no, no, no, no, no. We're doing the real big.

Skid Row to little ass.

No, no, no. We're doing.

How many blocks you got?

We're the epicenter of heroin.

Let's take a bet.

I'd say Philly was there before Skid Row.

No, no, I would say Philly's got it way worse.

Really? More.

More blocks, not more people? No, no, that. It's. That for.

But that's. That's skid row, too, man. I think it's the same. I think derelicts are the same everywhere, but here, they could freeze to death. That is the difference. That's the difference. They're a little more hardcore.

Yeah. I can't say. I don't know.

But Philly ones can freeze to death.

K and A is bad. I think it's the worst place I've seen in America. Jesus Christ, though. I was just in Portland and.

That'S.

It's such a cool city. It's like going to San Francisco, where you're like, damn, this is an awesome city. It's just up. But I don't want to. The homelessness problem is a real.

It's a real crazy issue, and no.

One can come up with a solution because it might be the result of a issue that already happened and now it's too late to fix. And how do you fix it? I don't know. I haven't heard one good answer.

Nope. Not one.

Other than just every single person I know going city sucks. Well, there's no solution.

Also, they're throwing so much money at the problem, and it's not getting at all better, which is not a good sign. That usually means there's a hole in your bucket. Dear Lila, I bet there's a hole in the bucket.

I bet there is.

There is a hole. They've proven it. There's people that are making a ton of money. It's a whole complex of people that are making a Ton of money working on homelessness.

That's how it is. Any time there's an issue, somebody's going to be making a ton of money on.

Always. Yeah, people are dirty.

Didn't the Clintons make a ton of money on the Haiti?

Did they?

I don't know. Allegedly.

Did they? They made money on Haiti. If I put that into perplexity, how would they have made money on Haiti?

I think they just took some of the donations. What happened if. I know. I think somebody owned a mine down there.

Like a rapper wind up going to jail for that cross. Yeah. Did he went to jail, Right?

I don't know what that was about.

Or he got arrested and sentenced. If he hasn't gone to jail.

Sentenced to 14 years in prison for major foreign influence scheme, including illegally funding millions of dollars from Malaysian financer Joe Low to former President Barack Obama's 2012 campaign lobbying for China.

Whoa. You think that would be a bigger story.

Whoa. What is he from again? The Fugees.

Oh, damn.

That's crazy. They took two years because Lauryn Hill.

Yeah.

Oh, that's crazy.

The night down there for a few days.

Oh, he probably took the. He probably was holding the bag. Dude.

They got Lauryn Hill for tax evasion. Remember? They put her away.

They hate the Fugees, bro.

That's crazy.

Yeah. Wyclef John's.

But it seems like this dude was involved in his.

Might have been up to no good.

Whiteclef John, I love that Staying alive version.

He rules.

He rules. But he had a issue with Haiti too, right?

He's Haitian.

Right. But didn't. Wasn't there, like, probably.

I think a lot of the money got funny down there, as it will.

Do when money is the worst thing I've ever seen.

There's a documentary on Haitian prisons.

Oh, no.

You want to see, bro? It's like fucking 90 people in a cell that's designed to fit like 10 people. And also there's no due process because they don't. They can't process everybody. So there's guys in there that are like, yo, I didn't do anything. And I'm here for 15 years. And then there's an earthquake and everyone gets out.

Oh, my God.

And then they go, I think that guy was in prison. Pick him up. It's just a guy who's like, yeah, I wasn't. Now you're in the worst prison on earth. Yeah, it's a tough one.

No verified evidence shows Bill or Hillary Clinton personally profited or received salaries from Haiti related activities through the Clinton Foundation.

The foundation raised around 30 to 500 million. What?

For Haiti, post 2010 earthquake. Directing funds to aid groups, investments and projects like hotels and factories without taking administrative over.

You get 500 million, you go fucking. They're not gonna notice. 15.

Shane, don't you just read AI and just recognize the truth and stop being conspiracy theorists.

I'm not conspiracy theorists. I'm thinking about the College Football Playoff, which has a lot of conspiracies.

Oh, really?

The Protestants formed against the Irish.

Oh, no.

They joined. All the Southern Protestants joined against the Catholics. Tale as old as time.

It's.

Last time they tried to join against us, we marched down there and burned down their cities. So watch out.

It's crazy because sports are like a substitute for war.

You'd think we'd have more presidents. The Catholics. Yeah.

They only had one Biden too. Oh, Biden's Catholic.

We got Biden. Allegedly true. We only got one. They got shot. And then Biden was doing auto sign. Give us a good one. Yeah.

You got anybody in mind? Nick Fuentes. He could probably win a few years. Listen, he couldn't have existed before, right? 10, 20 years ago. Couldn't have existed now. Super popular. What's 20 years from now look like, you know, maybe someone like that can win.

Well, we'll see.

I gotta be so bad. We gotta wrap this up Anyway.

I'm sorry.

418.

We got that one at the buzzer.

Yeah, well, listen, I will say this about it. It's fascinating to watch that there's. There's like a whole group of people that feel very unrepresented in the world and especially like young men. And here you got this young guy with a very high verbal iq. And he also does a lot of posting, a lot of talking, a lot of trolling, says women shouldn't be allowed to vote this wild. And. And that Piers Morgan thing is like, bro, that was like an expert sparring with someone who thought they were an expert. Sure. Like they're playing two totally different games.

And it's also the thing. The thing that people try to get Fuentes on is he's still funny as it's funny. So that's where you're in a lot of trouble.

When he hits him, do you think the Hulk. You made jokes about the Holocaust. He goes, too soon. Like, dude.

And you can see he's wild.

You could see. But you could see Piers going, oh.

And he was like, me mom died. I was like, holy, bro.

He got hit. He got hit with a missile on that one. Too soon. Too soon. It was like, oh, my God.

I don't know if this is AI or not, but this photo just popped up online.

Oh, no. What is. Hey, I'm just having a good time.

He's got a head from a block.

There's a black.

He got head from a Polish person.

A blockhead. Yeah, well, duh. Well, duh.

Yeah, duh. Trump or Clint got head in hot tub.

Can you imagine one of those guys? And you were like, finally, I got a place where I can get my free call.

I will say, dude, you ever try to get head in a hot tub?

That seems gross.

It's impossible.

Go inside.

Yeah, this is going. This is nuts. I appreciate your enthusiasm.

This is not ideal.

I'm like, barely hard. It's waters. Chemical smell. Don't give me head nod.

You shouldn't get that on your mouth. Anyway, chemical water from that hot tub destroying your endocrine system.

All right, all right. Thank you.

A lot of fun. Bye, everybody.