This episode of The Joe Rogan Experience features Derek, the fitness educator behind More Plates, More Dates, discussing the formulation of a daily nootropic drink built around caffeine, choline sources, L-theanine and saffron extract. The conversation traces how the ingredients were chosen through clinical literature and years of personal trial and error, then moves into the history of performance supplements, from creatine and ephedrine to the era of hidden steroids in bodybuilding.
The hosts also discuss the dosing debates around caffeine and creatine, the misreported findings of the Women's Health Initiative study on hormone therapy, weight cutting in combat sports, and the effects of social media and phone use on focus. Listeners will hear several claims presented as personal experience or opinion, including Derek's views on supplement efficacy and the speakers' takes on current medical and fitness debates.
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Oh my word, Derek can tell me about your new drink. Look at this here, Red Gummy Fish. I'm about to try it for the first time. And this is a Nootropic?
Yeah, so it's, uh, I think on the first episode maybe that I did with you.
Ooh.
Robust, eh?
That's good.
Yeah.
Oh, that's delicious. Oh, you mean robust? You're saying it like it potentially is another thing.
Oh, both. Flavor and, uh—
I think it's great.
Oh, right on.
Red Gummy Fish. This is fucking delicious. I drank the shit out of this.
Oh, I'm glad you like it.
Oh, a lot of stuff in here. What's in here?
So, I think it was the first time I was on you asked me about Gorilla Mind and the Nootropic formula that I use before podcasts and, you know, to get cognitively dialed. And at the time it was a capsule-based formula, and it still is, it still exists. But taking what we could to suspend in a liquid format and getting it into something that's more, like, publicly and widely accepted that they would want to drink on a regular basis and is something you could use daily. It's kind of what we did in this. So we included, essentially, like, a daily use version of the Gorilla Mind formula, which includes the tyrosine, precursor for dopamine, as well as other neurotransmitters, catecholamines like adrenaline, noradrenaline.
Um, also alpha GPC, most bioavailable form of choline. It crosses the blood-brain barrier and is pretty efficacious and also just a good choline source in general, which most, most people are deficient in as a nutrient. And I think completely unaware that it's actually important to be supplementing with, potentially. Um, pretty hard to get an adequate amount of choline, but.
Where does it come from in food?
Liver is a good source, eggs, and in general it's just like the highly nutrition-dense foods that you would get it from. A lot of people aren't focusing on specifically, either because of caloric density or it's like an animal-based, like nose-to-tail thing or fill-in-the-blank. It's not impossible to do it. A lot of people who focus on it could, probably, relatively easily, but it's still one of the things you have to focus on actually kind of, like, maneuvering into your diet, typically. So, in general, most people are at least maybe, like, 50% of the way that they're at best.
And that's even among people who I would say are relatively balanced diet individuals, but.
Interesting.
So, I'm sure you're, you're familiar with cholinergics and their impact on, you know, cognition and whatnot.
Sure.
Uh, caffeine, tried and true, you know, best.
How much you got in here?
200 milligrams.
Nice.
Very difficult decision trying to come up with what is the amount you're going to stick with in perpetuity in this thing.
Everyone's addicted now. It's a real issue with caffeine.
So it's like the fine line balance of not too much, something that is still, uh, you know, tolerable, sustainable, going to be widely accepted and widely impactful on a beneficial level, but not overdoing it. And 200 is kind of what we landed on. And then youridine monophosphate, pretty unique ingredient. I haven't seen anybody ever include it in a drink, let alone even in supplements, typically. It's.
What is it?
So it's also something that operates via the cholinergic system, but in a different way. Mainly it's, uh, utility is kind of enhancing your sensitivity to stimulants. So somebody who is otherwise desensitized from, like, heightened exposure to things that either desensitize them to, uh, caffeine or nicotine or things of this nature, even something like the ADHD medications, um, this can actually, at least the literature suggests strongly, that it enhances dopamine neurotransmission potential.
So, like, almost restoring function in damaged, uh, dopamine-producing neurons in the brain. So you can kind of get a heightened impact out of the same level of stimulant. So a caffeine dose that might otherwise be you're used to it now, you start to feel it again more than you used to without having to increase your caffeine intake.
Oh.
Yeah. So it's a pretty cool ingredient. And it seems to have some neuroprotective properties, potentially, as well. And some, uh, interesting literature on, like, Alzheimer's and whatnot, but it's more like fringe and to be determined how impactful it is. Um, and then on top of that, we have L-theanine, probably familiar with its effects.
Yeah.
Stacked with caffeine, increases alpha waves, good for verbal fluency, as well as just general, uh, attention, concentration, but keeping you a little bit more balanced and mellow while you have the heightened stimulatory activity from the caffeine and the other kind of, like, dopaminergic compounds. And then also saffron extract, which is a totally unique inclusion, in my opinion. Still, don't really see it in Nootropic formulas, let alone in drinks. And it's something that in literature is shown to be as efficacious as pharmaceutical SSRIs without inducing the same, uh, erectile dysfunction-inducing effects of it and without causing the same anhedonia-inducing effects, which is kind of like the muting of, like, pleasure in the, in, uh, the brain.
So.
Saffron.
Yeah, super interesting ingredient.
Hmm.
And it seems to be pretty impactful for depression, for, um, anti-anxiety, and it also operates through a seemingly different mechanism, even though it's often stacked up against SSRIs for its comparisons and outperforms them or matches it with a relative lack of side effects. It is something that operates through seemingly antioxidant activity, some dopaminergic, some serotonergic, and just a little bit more of a benign way to achieve what is a similar outcome, but with a seemingly lower, if not negligible, to nonexistent side effect profile.
I'm not saying that's what our drink does. I'm just saying that's what the literature on saffron says.
Right.
And anyone can go look that up and reference it. And then who pairs the name? Probably the most impactful, uh, acetylcholinesterase inhibitor that you can include alongside, like, choline precursors. So it inhibits the breakdown of acetylcholine as opposed to being the fuel, like the precursor, like choline. Acetyl, uh, alpha GPC, CDP choline, these are things that provide the substrate to actually produce the acetylcholine, preventing the breakdown of it too. Could otherwise get, like, a one-two punch where you get the heightened fuel substrate, but then also an inhibition of its breakdown.
So you have just, like, a heightened level of cognitive, uh, capacity, um, through both, like, the one-two punch.
How did you determine these, like, doses and what you were going to include and not include?
Uh, so a lot of it derived from the original capsule-based formula. So back in, I don't know, 2021, I had already been using this thing for daily use, essentially. And it was something that was determined based upon years of experience, um, personal anecdotes, but digging through hordes of clinical literature, ultimately. There's a lot of these compounds that have clinical studies on them for different applications. You can kind of sift through what are the efficacious dosages, where are they impactful, where is the sustainable level you could actually take this long-term without it being negatively impactful on, because sometimes if you overdo it in one area over time, it might be problematic.
So trying to find the fine balance of where is a dose that moves the needle but isn't going to kind of, like, push you in too far of a negative direction that it's unsustainable.
Hmm.
Because sometimes that, this stuff, it's like a hammer solution. You might see an energy drink that's, like, 300, 350 caffeine.
Yeah.
And it's like, okay, you know, you've essentially, like, singled out a lot of the customers who might otherwise benefit from it. Even if there was other good stuff in the drink, it's like, only stim junkies can use it now, you know? So.
Yeah.
This is kind of, like, the fine balance of what I thought to be the most sustainable version of balancing, you know, dopamine input, serotonergic activity, getting some of that, you know, anti-anxiety support, and also getting a reasonable hit of caffeine.
And did you, so in pill form, so did you start out by using each individual supplement and then trying to use them in combination to see if there's a synergistic effect? Like, how did you do it over time?
I guess maybe that's a bit more interesting than digging through literature, but when I was a university student, just, like, being a nerd mixing stuff in my kitchen, like a chemist, essentially, and just measuring raw powders back, you know, in the day, what we would do, or at least, you know, like biohackers and what have you, we'd buy just, like, off of different websites, raw bulk ingredients, and then you'd measure it with little micro spoons in these laboratory increments to try and get, okay, the microgram equivalent of this. And you'd make some disgusting shake with a concoction of different unflavored powders and create what is your ultimate kind of combination through trial and error, ultimately.
And were you, like, doing a diary? Like, today I feel great.
Yeah, it was just keeping a log, almost like, you know, working out, like, how did you respond to fill-in-the-blank or, uh.
Right. Did you take into account, like, sleep, all these different factors, diet, training?
As many variables at the time. Obviously a bit more rudimentary and crude when you're, like, 21 years old and you're just trying to, like.
Right.
Get cognitively locked in to study for finals. But back then it was just, what is the most impactful things that I've heard work? And then also digging further into literature, looking on the limited, uh, forums that existed back then online, because it's a lot more of a, like, a niche community back then. It's not like this was ever widely.
What year is this?
Discussed. Uh, 2009, 2008.
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Early days.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like, that's when I first started fucking around with them.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I first found out about Neuro One. That was the first one I found out about.
Okay.
Did you ever try that one?
Neuro One.
It's Bill Romanowski's company.
Okay.
The football player.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he developed it because he was having cognitive problems after, you know, years and years of playing football.
Hmm.
And so, uh, he came up with this formulation. And, uh, I was doing this radio show, Alice in No Name, in San Francisco.
Hmm.
And No Name's a dude. I forget his name, unfortunately.
Ironically.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so long ago. But he, uh, was working out with Romanowski. Romanowski was trying to get him in shape. And he gave him this stuff. And he said, "Hey, try it." And it was, you know, I do morning radio. When you're promoting, like, I was doing Cobb's Comedy Club. Whenever you're doing a comedy club, you'd show up. This is back in the day when radio meant something.
Hmm.
You'd show up in the morning and you'd do the morning drive. And, uh, they would go, "Oh, Joe Rogan's appearing at the comedy club this weekend. Come see him." And you'd be funny on the radio and have a good time with the people. And he gave it to me. And I was like, "Hey, man, this stuff feels like something's going on."
Hmm.
Like, this is legit. And that's what really got me. And that's how we developed AlphaBrain. We developed AlphaBrain after me trying out Neuro One, saying, "Is there a way we can we optimize this? Is there another way to do this? Is there, you know, other forms that we're missing?" And, but your formulation seems, like, very comprehensive and also.
Oh.
Fucking delicious.
Yeah, it's one of the difficult things too is making it taste good while still being able to suspend the active ingredients.
Mm-hmm.
Because they could just fall out of suspension or.
Right.
Myriad of different issues, carbonation.
Sure.
Problems, even exploding cans in transit that you're not predicting are going to react a certain way. Even the black lids, dude, like, it's stuff you don't even think of, but it absorbing heat. It's like, oh, it's going to be more prone to blowing up now because of that.
Oh, because of a black lid?
Yeah.
What, did you want a black lid just for aesthetics?
Yeah, at the time. It was like this.
This looks cool.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. And so what are you sweetening this stuff with?
Uh, primarily sucralose, which obviously, you know, some people have their opinions on it, and that's totally fine and good. But in general, based on clinical literature, it seems to be well tolerated. And.
What is the issue with it that people have?
I think some people think it depends on the person and, like, the kind of content they make typically. And typically.
Oh.
They have a bit of a.
A bias.
Yeah, but in general, it's, you know, going to irritate your gut or it could cause GI distress. And for some people with extremely sensitive, uh, gastrointestinal, uh, issues, it can for sure. But in general, at the dosages used and just having it, even conservatively, which most people are going to be, it's, like, pretty benign, at least from the literature I've seen.
One of the things that we had, uh, noticed when we first came out with AlphaBrain was for some people, it's a small amount, but for some people, they would get headaches and they felt terrible.
Okay.
After taking it. Um, I don't know what their dose I don't know if they were taking the recommended dose or if there was an.
Well, two's good. I'll take five.
Yeah, there's a lot of folks like that out there. But, um.
Yeah, some of these, if you're not careful, it could be, you know, pushing you into.
Yeah.
Uh, like, we've vetted this out beforehand, but one of the first formulations or prototypes of Gorilla Mind in the capsule form, we had something called Velvet Bean Extract, which standardizes to L-DOPA. So, like, levodopa is used for, like, Parkinson's patients.
Mm-hmm.
Because it's a direct precursor to dopamine without a rate-limiting step that kind of, like, inhi-regulates the conversion. So rather than using tyrosine, we were like, we thought, and we didn't end up releasing it because of this, we could just go, okay, let's get a straight precursor and see how impactful this thing is because we really want it to hit. And oh my God, I, I had, like, dopamine overdose myself.
How did it get you?
My girlfriend at the time also fucked herself up. And my parents fucked themselves up. And somehow.
Somehow.
It didn't, it didn't occur until, like, like, three incidents later, I'm like, okay, this thing is unsustainable. And I guess my, my business partners didn't really even think worth mentioning, which was kind of crazy at the time, because they just trusted me to do the formulations and whatnot. But they had the same experience and didn't bring it up. And I'm like, guys, like, we can't release this shit. And it was just, like, way too intense.
What did it do to you? What did it do to you?
It just, like, makes you extremely nauseous. You feel like you have to keel over on a couch and just lie there until you feel like you can actually regain composure and start moving around again.
Really?
Yeah, dopamine. A lot of people think more is better.
Right.
You're going to have more motivation, more drive, more, you know, it's the, the more the better is what a lot of people think, but similar to probably even worse than stimulants, because at least stimulants, you have kind of, like, a direct biofeedback through your heart rate's going through the roof and you're getting the anxiety. With dopamine, if you overdo it with something that you can't, like, rate-limit either, you just, like, get sick.
Wow.
And you just end up having to lie down for hours.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Um, one thing I like about a drink versus, uh, a pill form is that you can just take a little.
Yeah, you can meter your dose.
Yeah.
Because you take a pill, you're taking a pill.
Yeah.
That's it. You can't, like, unless you want to cut pills in half or pour some of the capsule out.
Yeah, yeah.
No one's doing that.
Yeah.
But this is nice because you can just kind of sip a little bit of it. How many of these can you drink in a day?
Uh, I could drink a lot, personally.
Like, you don't even want to know, dude.
How many do you drink a day?
Uh, on a typical day, probably two to three. But I could.
What's recommended?
Oh, check the warning label, bro.
What does the warning label say, bro?
It must say no more than two a day. But I would say on a podcast, not more than one is what I would recommend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, especially with all that caffeine as well.
Yeah, you never know. Um, in general, 400 milligrams is even, like, the FDA-stated, you know, everyone's going to be okay probably dose. But in reality, it's kind of crazy. A lot of people don't realize the studies done for, uh, caffeine-induced performance enhancement are all looking at, like, three to six milligrams a kilogram, which is, like, unless you're a tiny woman, 400, 500, 600 milligrams are the doses that actually really move the needle when it comes to acute performance enhancement.
Uh, Chail Sunnan used to take it in pill form.
Yeah.
Because, um, he was saying that, uh, there's a level where they'll test you, well, you'll pop, where they'll say, okay, you're in a stimulant level. Like, you took a stimulant before you fought.
Yeah, they have a they had threshold concentrations that they would deem inappropriately high, perhaps for safety, perhaps because they thought it was an unfair advantage. It's kind of.
I think that's what they were looking at it.
It kind of depends, though, because I think it was removed. And I don't think that threshold exists anymore except in the NCAA. I'd have to revisit it. But I'm pretty sure caffeine is, like, essentially you could go full bore at this point.
Interesting.
Yeah.
So 500, 600 milligrams was what the efficacious dose was?
Um, so you can get performance enhancement as low as I think some people was, like, a milligram per kilogram.
Hmm.
It depends on the person and tolerance, of course. But in general, the most tried-and-true studies when it comes to repeatable high impact with a proportional relative lack of side effects, but not none, was, like, three to six milligrams a kilogram. And some of the studies go even higher than that.
Interesting. And what, what are the benefits? Like, what did they get?
Uh, like, acute, uh, strength enhancement.
Really?
Um, offsetting, like, any sleep-induced deprivation and performance outcomes mentally. You can pretty much offset, like, a shitty night of sleep and all the kind of detriments to your performance via a pretty solid dose of caffeine. Um, yeah, most of the stuff is kind of energy acutely offsetting performance decrement related, but also in a context of strength, um, high-intensity activity, you can absolutely get a benefit from it. And there's a reason why, you know, sprinters will take, you know, modafinil or high-dose caffeine or power lift.
Power lifters will take, you know, massive doses of, you know, pre-workout before a lift or whatnot.
Mm-hmm.
Like, it's all impactful for your psychological state to get really, like, locked in, in a hypervigilant state to really max out on what you're trying to do, whatever it may be.
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Um, did you I had a podcast the other day with Chris Masterjohn. Do you know who he is?
Yeah, he's great.
Great. Um.
Yeah.
And we were talking about, uh, the impact of creatine. And, you know.
Oh, yeah.
And they're trying to figure out, like, what, what is the correct dose.
Mm-hmm.
And a lot of people are going 20, 30. They're, they're getting pretty high.
Mm-hmm.
You know, because the recommended was, like, five milligrams, I think.
Yeah.
And now everyone's saying, actually, the real benefits are at 20 and, you know, at least 10. But you're getting a lot of what, what happens when people have, uh, sleep deprivation. Um, and I, I'll butcher the science, so I, I won't try to repeat it. And I recommend anybody listen to the episode. But what he was essentially saying was it, it bypasses all of the problems that occur.
Mm-hmm.
And you could at least have a bridge to, uh, your, your performance would not be impeded by a lack of sleep, at least for a temporary.
Yeah.
For a day or whatever.
Yeah, definitely want to touch on that. But one thing to mention on the caffeine too is I think a lot of people, when they hear the stuff like, you know, I heard you can go up to 20 grams of creatine or, you know, the high, the highest impact dose in caffeine literature is, you know, three to six milligrams a kilogram. It's not like I or I imagine Chris is, like, blindly recommending anybody start there.
Exactly.
And it could easily get misconstrued that way in, like, a clippable format if people just, like, hear the headline and then run with it. Like, in you should start as low as you can with caffeine. And you could get a ergogenic effect as low as I think the lowest dose was, like, 50 to 100 milligrams probably if you equated to body weight. But it's all, like, tolerance dependent.
Mm-hmm.
It's just when you look at the studies, like, these are the repeatable high-impact outcomes are typically in, uh, and especially in, like, trained athletes where you're trying to see how hard you can push them. It's kind of like, you know, for max stress resilience, max, you know, acute force production, these are the kind of dosages that are just used in the studies. So anyway, with that caveat, and same with the creatine, you know, you might shit yourself if you go to 20 right away.
Right.
Like, you don't, you don't want to start there.
A lot of people do, apparently.
Yeah, and I mean, like, uh, like Rhonda Patrick, amazing content. And she tolerates 20 grams well, which is kind of, like, surprising because I know a lot of women who don't. I think she doesn't probably, uh, microdoses it throughout the day and is really regimented about making sure she's diligently spreading it out. But some people who they bomb 20 at a time, even guys who think they have iron stomachs.
Just shit all over the place.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's like, oh.
It's so much powder too.
Yeah, yeah.
Just the fact that you're consuming all this powder.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, are you still doing the, like, million gummies a day?
Of what?
Of creatine.
No.
You said you were going to crank that shit up.
Yeah.
To get to 20 grams.
I stopped with the gummies and I went to powdered form. Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Because I felt like I'm tired of eating these fucking things.
Mm-hmm. You got up to, like, what, like 10 plus a day and you're like.
Or more. I was eating, like, 15 a day.
Oh, that's so intense.
15, 15 gummies a day.
Wow.
But the, the issue is, like, what else is in the gummies? You know, what are, what are the other things, you know.
Yeah, they're not full.
Gelatin and.
Calories either. It's kind of just, like, if I'm going to eat candy, you know, I kind of want it to be, like, good candy.
Yeah, I don't even know what it's, uh, sweetened with. They taste good. But the point was, it's like, I didn't like eating them.
Yeah.
Like, I was eating too I was, like, forcing myself to chew these things down. I'm like, what am I doing? I could just mix creatine in a glass of water, stir it up real quick, and just chug it in five seconds and we're done.
Yeah.
I don't have to chew and swallow all these stupid fucking gummies.
I know.
But I do keep them.
Yeah, yeah.
I keep them around because I think it's, it's a great thing. Like, if I hadn't had enough lately, I'll just pop a few.
It's like the best gateway drug, if you can even call it. It's not like a drug, but to get people who otherwise would never try it to actually see the benefits of it.
Right.
So, like, I know so many women who literally refuse to take the powder because it's, like.
Right.
Even though it's kind of, like, tasteless, it's still a nuisance, can be a little bit messy depending on the scooper shape of it and everything and how you're going to try to convince a chick, like, it trust me, it's really good for your health if you, like, you know, fucking swig this thing dry and then chase it with water every day. It's not, it's not the easiest sell every time.
Oh, that's true.
They're like, fuck you. I don't care. So the gummies are good for that, in my opinion.
Yeah.
And, um, yeah, I mean, we're going back to the 20 grams and the offsetting of, you know, performance deteriorations. I do think it's, uh, basically offsetting kind of the deficiencies in, uh, like, ATP production, especially locally in the brain.
Yeah.
And also, uh, kind of offsetting the pulling of resources away from, like, methylation support and whatnot in order to produce the endogenous creatine as well. These things can all be impactful to kind of, like, get you back to almost baseline. So if you're in a deteriorated state, being able to offset the performance decrements from an otherwise, you know, sleep-deprived state or, you know, you're traveling or what have you, like, it can absolutely be super impactful. And the literature has shown that time and time again.
What's interesting is that creatine in the 1990s was thought of like steroids.
Yeah.
I mean, it was really, like, frowned upon. Like, oh my God, someone's taking creatine. They're cheating.
Yeah.
It was really that's like how it was first introduced to the market.
You'd have to hide it from your parents when you were a teenager.
Really?
Yeah. Well, at least when I was a teenager, it was kind of like it had a taboo still.
Mm-hmm.
It was like, you know, kind of like steroids light version.
Well, it's because it works.
Yeah, and parents but they hear the stigma and the taboo associated.
Yeah.
Like, I heard creatine, they're selling it at the GNCs.
Yeah.
You know, better watch out for that one.
Meanwhile, they had real steroids at GNC.
Oh, yeah, the irony too.
Yeah.
I mean, they had, like, fucking M1Ts over the counter.
Yeah.
From, you know, like, some 19-year-old kid who's just, like, manning the counter and doesn't care and will, like, fuck your endocrine system up to sell it to you.
100%.
Yeah.
I took some stuff called MagTen. Do you remember that?
M uh, if I saw the ingredient deck, I'm sure it's just, like, some fucking run-of-the-mill.
Okay.
M1T product or something.
Gained, like, 10 solid pounds of muscle in a month.
Yeah. And I bet your liver markers, not that you did blood work back then.
Were destroyed.
Yeah, like, worse than if you took, like, injectable Trend even.
Right, right.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, well, 100% it killed my dick afterwards too. When I got off of it, I was like, what's going on?
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, this is a real steroid.
Yeah, and it's like, you're not given the PCT from the guy at the counter.
Meanwhile, I felt like a fucking gorilla when I was taking it.
Yeah.
I felt so strong when I was taking it. I literally gained I think it was, like, I was on it for five or six weeks and I gained 10 solid pounds of muscle.
Mm-hmm. The amount of people that have inadvertently gotten gynecomastia from those days when they were sold some irresponsible.
Yeah.
Pro hormone over the counter without, like, any knowledge of what they were taking and then had to just recover naturally with no support, it's a shame.
Yeah, well, there was so much of that stuff, like werewolf blast.
Oh, it is.
There was, like, dragon's dick.
Yeah.
It was, like, you could buy them and they were just pills. They were just regular pills.
The stimulants are crazy too. Like, uh, ephedrine was over the counter.
Oh, yeah.
And, like, so weird, but in Canada, for relatively recently even, it was still available over the counter, even though Canada is, like, super tight on regulation when it comes to the most weird stuff. Like, when it comes to caffeine, you can't even have a can with 200 milligrams. It has to be, like, 180 or lower.
Mm-hmm.
Why exactly? I don't know. But that is a thing as well as limitations on basic amino acids. It's, like, tyrosine if it's more than, like.
What?
10 milligrams or something.
Amino acids.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Like, based on what?
Nonsense. Yeah.
Oh, God.
But it.
Fucking nanny state.
But anyway, so ephedrine, for whatever reason, was still over the counter available in GNCs up until, like, a handful of years ago. And it was, you know, the best seller in GNCs and a lot of supplement stores, not just because it worked as, you know, like a bronchodilator, but also because people were buying it in bulk to make meth.
I believe it.
Yeah.
I took RIP fuel once, uh, for jujitsu right before jujitsu.
Yeah.
And I had to stop in the middle of the class.
Yeah.
I was like, I got to sit down. I, I pulled over to the side and I'm like, guys, my fucking heart is beating over my chest.
Yeah.
And I was explaining, I, I don't remember how many I took, but I, I took some RIP fuel.
Oh.
I was like, well, it's good to lift with. I'll try it for jujitsu. It's fucking ta for something that, like.
Yeah.
Really taxes your cardiovascular system, it was horrendous.
Resting heart rate of, like, 120.
Right away, I was tired.
Yeah.
Like, right away.
Yeah.
Like, right away.
Yeah.
Like, we start rolling. I was like, God, I'm fucking exhausted. My heart's beating out of my chest.
But in your brain, you're like, this feels good. I feel the first one.
No, I knew I fucked up. I knew I did it once and I never did it again.
If you're, if you're doing that sport, but for a guy who's going to the gym.
Oh, yeah.
And is told, like, this is the shit, bro.
If you're just lifting.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you're just going for, like, max bench, that kind of shit.
Anybody watching will know, you know, the original have you heard of Jack 3D?
Yeah, I took that too.
Yeah, that shit was nuts. And what's crazy too is back then, it was proprietary blends on a lot of the products. And it was still the norm with no education available, no YouTube to really tell you what to look for.
Oh, so no oversight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So these companies would basically sell you for, you know, 50 bucks a tub of, like, a powder-flavored tub of just, like, the stimulant. And then it was like, like, all the other ingredients for vasodilation, they're like, fuck you. You're just getting DMA, bro.
Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah, you were just getting, like, straight meth.
Yeah, yeah.
It was crazy. There was so much. Those were the Wild West days of, like, GNCs and, like, local vitamin shops.
Yeah.
Because you could get stuff that really worked.
Yeah.
Like, worked like something that's highly illegal.
Yeah.
And you could buy it with a credit card.
And the sales tactics were just, like, so ruthless.
Yeah.
But you couldn't really prove them otherwise.
Right.
It's like.
It was always, like, a, a pit bull with, like, giant muscles.
Yeah.
On the cover of it with, like, lightning bolts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny too because some of these companies, it's like, now we're in the mix competing with them on shelves or whatever. But I remember being, like, convinced back when I was a teenager by them, oh, you need, you know, Gacic, Lukic and Creekic and this combo that costs 250 bucks.
Yeah.
And it's like, you know, literally, uh, pressed tablets of, like, glutamine or something at a dose that doesn't even help. And they're telling me, like, this is what G-culler used to fucking prep for the Olympia.
Sure.
Yeah. He's like, look at the before and after of Lee Priest. He lost, like, 50 pounds of pure fat and kept all his muscle from Celltek.
Oh, that's a dirty thing about those bodybuilders back in the days. They couldn't admit that they were on gear.
Yeah.
So they were all just telling you they were taking this stuff and then they would be.
Yeah.
Spokespeople for it. And it's like, God, it was so deceptive.
Yeah.
It was so creepy. And you'd have to know someone at the gym who would, you know, go, oh, I want to be like Lee Haney.
Yeah.
Like, no, that's not how he got that way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, you got to take the, the real stuff. He's this is what he's actually taking. And so many people didn't think that those bodybuilders were on, like, hardcore steroids.
Yeah, a lot of yeah, it's a deception at a mass scale for sure. I don't think.
The whole sport.
Yeah.
The whole sport was just a, a complete, like, three-card money game.
Yeah. It's crazy because now it's almost full circle because, you know, I was back then, you know, con at least at the time, when I didn't know any better, oh, you know, I guess this guy must be natural because he told me so or whatever.
Yeah.
And it's like, I'm skeptical, but, like and, you know, you th in hindsight, it's absolutely ridiculous. But now a lot of bodybuilders are pretty forthcoming because it's more normal to be transparent and also not mislead people and, you know, unethically sell things and just reality check people on the what it's going to take to be at that level and is it the risk you want to, you know, subject yourself to. Because back in the day too, it was like you didn't know if you had good genetics or not when it came to certain dosage responses. So you would, like, always think the next guy is just taking more than you.
And it would result in guys.
Mm-hmm.
Unspokenly thinking, this guy must just be taking 5X the amount of shit I'm on. So I need to go to, like, 5 to 10 grams of total gear per week now.
Geez.
And you would just, like, that's what led to so many early deaths in bodybuilding too. So.
I think there's another thing. Another factor is that the consequences of lying and getting caught now are huge.
Mm-hmm.
Because if you lose all credibility and people know that you're just a bullshit artist.
Yeah, that too.
And then they'll never trust you again.
Yeah.
Like, you have one chance to tell the truth forever.
Yeah.
And the moment you violate that, you are always a liar.
Yeah.
And that's a, that's a giant fucking issue with, with whether it's actors or anybody.
Yeah.
You know, like, all these guys who prep for roles and they're, they're talking about it now. Like, oh, I took Anavar. I took this. Like, Mickey Rourke did when he was talking about that movie, The Wrestler.
Mm-hmm.
You know, I remember they were asking him on whatever talk show he was on. He's like, oh, I fucking took everything. What are you talking about? I took a.
That guy was a pioneer of interviews for that kind of stuff.
Well, he's a wild dude.
Yeah.
He'll tell the truth.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you have one chance to tell the truth forever.
Yeah.
You violate that and you're always going to be a bullshit artist.
Yeah, a guy who's pretty good about that now is, uh, Frank Grillo.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was doing some, like, men's health thing.
Mm-hmm.
And I have never seen men's health talk about steroids forthcomingly.
Interesting.
Yeah, so they had him on in a sit-down interview and they were like, so, you know, what's it take to be a?
This recent?
Yeah, it's like last year within the last year.
Oh, right, right.
If not months ago.
Is this when he was talking about Anavar?
Yeah, and he talked about his TRT protocol and kind of, like, the realities of how impactful it actually is and improving his performance and how it makes him feel. And he was just, like, pretty non-trigger coded about it.
Well, he's a good example because he was clean for a long time.
Yeah.
Like, he had, like, very low testosterone because he was just going on willpower.
Mm-hmm.
He was really just, just working out on willpower. Uh, Action Star lifts the lid on fitness, recovery, and the reality behind the scenes physiques. Frank Gillis 60 gets real about Hollywood steroid use. They all do it. Well, that is a fact. But he was not on anything for a long time, like, deep into his 50s. And he got his testosterone tak he's good friends with Brian Callan.
Mm-hmm.
And, uh, you know, he got his testosterone taken and it was fucking nothing.
Yeah.
He had, like, zero. But he was just very disciplined and working out hard.
Yeah.
But he didn't look like he was on gear. He just looked like he was ripped.
Yeah.
He was, like, shredded. He was, like, in really good shape because he trained every fucking day and he was doing a lot of boxing.
Yeah.
So a lot of, like, heavy caloric expenditure, a lot of, like, long rounds, hitting the back, hitting mitts, doing sparring. You know, you're going to burn off so much calories. And also, you're going to, like, your, your metabolism is going to be, like, completely jacked.
Yeah.
So then for him to talk about, okay, now I got on this and then I got on that and this was the improvements in my sleep, my mood, everything got better.
Mm-hmm.
Because, you know, he's talked about it as, like, his testosterone when he got it tested was super low.
Yeah. Yeah, it's, uh, probably one of the few examples actually still to this day though of somebody being, like, really transparent. I actually saw The Rock talking about peptide use recently, which was kind of like a.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Dipping his toes in the water.
Yeah, exactly.
But he's lost a ton of weight, man.
Oh, dude, yeah.
It's kind of crazy.
Yeah, and there's a lot of speculation about if it's, like, a health thing or what, but I don't know. That's tough to know because he just had the role where he gained the most size he ever has too.
Right, right. But that, I God, that had to be terrible for him.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
But it's like, would you have subjected yourself to that if you knew? I don't know if he would have known, but you would have think proactively he would know how close he is to kind of, like, an issue, um, being.
Probably pretty close. 50 years old and getting up to 300 pounds.
Yeah, I just mean, I think he probably had more preventative screening before that role to know he could even subject himself to it without dying because it's, like, a pretty risky endeavor to go become the biggest you've ever been at that age.
Right.
So to then downsize after the theory is that he was literally about to die essentially. So that's why he lost so much weight now. And I'm thinking, I think maybe he's just, like, trying to take, like, a health phase and kind of, like, come down in weight for a bit and he'll probably, like, crank it back up.
Honestly, I think just and this is pure speculation. I haven't talked to him about this. Um, I think based on what he tried to do with the Smashing Machine, I think he's trying to win an Oscar. He's trying to be a real actor.
Mm-hmm.
Because he was really good in that movie.
Yeah.
Did you see it?
Uh, not yet. Planning on it though.
It's the best mixed martial arts movie ever. That's not saying a lot because they all suck. Um, but it is the it's the most accurate in terms of historical matches.
Yeah.
Like, they, they had all the matches, like, with Igor Vovchenzhyn, all these different people that he fought.
Yeah.
That Mark Kerr actually fought. And it's just a good movie. It's a really good movie. Like, like, Emily Blunt plays his crazy girlfriend.
Mm-hmm.
And she's out of her fucking mind. And to the point where, like, they're arguing right before he fights.
Yeah.
And you're getting anxiety watching like, oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeah.
It's just such a crazy, toxic relationship. It is Emily Blunt, right? I didn't fuck that up, did I?
Yeah.
That is it. She's fucking great in it too. It's just a really good movie.
Mm-hmm.
That I think would have gotten a lot more credit if it wasn't a mixed martial arts movie.
Yeah.
Because I think, you know, mixed martial arts movie is like, oh, it's some fucking meathead, like, rah-rah-rah, you know, bullshit.
Yeah.
Movie. But it's, it's a very good movie. And he is Mark Kerr.
Oh, he always so accurate.
So good.
Yeah.
He, he just and, and not just the fighting stuff, man. The fighting stuff was great, but the acting stuff.
Yeah.
Like, he played that guy. And I know Mark. I was like, fuck, that's Mark.
Yeah.
That's nuts. It was so good. It was a really good movie. So I what I think he's doing is the same thing Bautista's doing. Dave Bautista.
But inversed.
Well, Dave Bautista lost a lot of weight too.
I yeah, but I guess I mean, like, typically when actors are trying to get taken more seriously for more impactful, like, artistic, creative roles, it's almost like the jacked meathead guy downsizes to do something more, you know, like, I don't know, artsy.
Yeah.
But, like, this is getting as yoked as possible in order to be the art.
Oh, yes.
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah.
Whereas Bautista's, like, fully downsized I think now.
Yeah, but I, I think what I'm saying is now.
Yeah.
What he's doing now.
Yeah.
I think he's probably trying to get different kinds of roles.
Interesting. Yeah.
Roles where, like I mean, if, if you've ever met him?
No.
He looks like a superhero. He looks like a superhero.
Yeah.
Like, we, we worked out together.
Yeah.
He came to the gym and I brought a bunch of comedians. We worked out and hung out. Like, Tony Klinchcliffe was in his glory because, you know, he loves pro wrestling. We're all in the sauna together hanging out with the rock.
It was the first time he he probably still doesn't know that he uses gear.
What's that?
He probably still doesn't know that he uses gear.
What do you mean?
Hinchcliffe is just like.
Oh, so Hinchcliffe doesn't know that he?
Yeah.
Oh, he knows he uses gear.
I still remember the episode where he was dumbfounded that you and Chubb thought that he was doing anything.
Tony?
He's a rock.
Seriously?
He is locked into being a 12-year-old pro wrestling fan for the rest of his life.
Yeah.
It's like a religious thing for him. It's like, you know, Mary was a virgin. You know, she, she gave birth to Jesus. Like, I'm not kidding. Like, he, he fucking loves pro wrestling so much that he is completely locked in.
He's a good example though of, like, a reasonably in-the-know guy who has friends in the space too. Like, you and, you know, Chubb know about this stuff.
Yeah.
And even he was, like, surprised that you guys thought that at the time.
It is funny.
Yeah.
It is funny when you think about it.
So imagine just the average person. They probably, you know.
Right.
And also, he's, you know, been very coy about it and saying.
Yeah.
Actually, not really coy. Probably deceptive, right?
Just, like, strategically perfect in his tact when it comes to avoiding it.
Yes, that's, that's the best way to describe it. Instead of saying, I've never taken any steroids, he's kind of like.
Yeah.
Look over there.
Yeah, exactly.
But everybody who knows knows.
Yeah.
You know, it's one of those things. It's like you look at him and you're like, there's no way.
Yeah.
There's, there's no way. There's just no way.
I think I I can't imagine talking about peptides and putting the feelers out there would not eventually transition to, like, you know it's it was recommended to me by my doctor to be on, you know, hormone support or whatever.
100%.
Yeah, like, I mean, you're kind of in that realm talking about it at this point, you know.
Just come out and say it. I've always just come out and said it.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't see any problem with it. But I don't have that kind of a reputation. Like, the problem with, like, being the pro wrestling thing is, like, you're, uh, you're a role model for the youth and, you know, you have to especially a guy like that, he's a giant movie star. You don't want to be telling everybody you're on gear.
He probably wasn't for, like, a big chunk of his early career.
In his early career, right.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, his early career I don't think he was.
I guess the problem is when you're like, when I really became successful is when I just saw my face off.
Yeah, that's the thing. When he became a superhero.
Yeah.
I mean, the first time I met him, he had cowboy boots on, so he's even taller. And he just looked like a fucking brick shithouse.
Yeah.
I'm like, they're not even a real person. This isn't a real person. This is a superhero.
Yeah, yeah. I, uh yeah, it's crazy, dude. But I think he's still jacked.
Still.
It's just proportionally to relative to what he was. You know, it's kind of like anybody who used to be a bodybuilder or had significant amounts of even me, like, people in my videos are like, where you're, you know, you've lost everything. And it's like, okay, I'm not, like, non-existent anymore. I'm just, like, not a bodybuilder anymore. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So if with him, it's like he's still yoked. He's, like, 230, 240 or whatever.
Yeah, the thing is, like, super gearheads will, will always criticize. Oh, you'll go to a fucking chick now.
Yeah.
They, they get crazy.
Yeah.
They said that about Bautista too.
Yeah.
But he's, like, 240.
I think he's just going to stop wearing, like, the weird tapered Gucci suits to just make him look a little bit more slender than, uh it, it's not complimentary to his, uh, physique. He's still jacked too.
Yeah, but it does it is complimentary if you didn't know what he used to look like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what's crazy. Like, you look at him, the guy looks fucking great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like.
Yeah, objectively, if you just look at it with no baseline.
Like, pull up a, a photo of Dave Bautista now.
And he's also just getting older.
Yeah.
Like, there's got to be some level where you get acceptance of, like, okay, you're allowed to downsize so you don't die.
Yeah, you could die.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
Like, you're if you're pushing gear at that age. So there's yeah, like, look at Bautista on the right. You wouldn't say that's a small guy, you know? That's not a small guy. He's a big fucking dude, but he's just slimmer now. He looks like, like if you saw an image like, Alex Pereira. You don't think, think Alex Pereira is small.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, you know, he's 200 and fucking 40 pounds.
Yeah, if he was bodybuilding for a while and then decided to convert to, you know, MMA.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
But he also got like, that's what he looks like now. Like, that's not a small guy.
Yeah, and he's, like, I don't know how old, but I mean.
That's 2025. He's got to be 50, 56.
Mm-hmm.
56. So that's he's fucking shredded. He looks fucking gigantic.
Yeah. Yeah, I think he actually did a role recently where he bulked up.
Yeah.
Now that I think about it.
Yeah.
And he went to, like.
Yeah.
It was, like, fat weight too, which is crazy.
Yeah, that was that, uh, God, Glass Onion? Was that what it was called? There was some, some movie that he did. It was a really good movie. It was a movie where, like, some billionaire had everybody come to his island for some crazy party and there was a murder.
Mm-hmm.
What, what was that called?
That, I think, is Glass Onion.
I don't know if that's.
That was Glass Onion.
Saf or something else.
He was huge for Glass Onion. He got gigantic. He got big for something else too. But I, I think he was, like, playing I don't remember what his role was, but playing some former athlete, or something along those lines.
Yeah, he was hosty, dude.
It's weird when you get really big for a movie that sucks. You know what I mean? Or kill yourself for a movie that sucks.
Yeah, I hope it did well. Like, Jesus.
Uh, Christian Bale did that for The Machinist.
Oh.
He almost died.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
75 pounds he gained for Knock at the Cabin.
Oh, that's what it is. Not what was that movie? Show me what that looked like.
Oh, yeah.
Screen.
Knock at the Cabin. What was that movie?
It's a horror movie on I did not watch it.
Wow. A horror movie, huh?
Do you watch horror movies ever?
Do you like a 350?
Oh, yeah. I love a good horror movie.
He was 315?
Yeah.
Jesus. So now he's 240. Yeah, it's much, much more sustainable. Yeah, but that's, like, a weird weight. That's, like, what the fuck did he eat to get that big? And again, he probably did that at, like, 52, which is fucking dangerous.
Yeah.
You probably got sleep apnea. You're.
100%.
You're all fucked up. Yeah.
Yeah.
Shirley Stheron did that too recently.
She did it for Monster.
I know. No, again.
She did it again?
Yeah.
Don't do that.
Like Charlize?
Oh, God. That's real?
Yeah.
What is it for?
I forget the movie. I just saw this photo the other day. Um.
I think some women, they're probably, like, a lady like her.
Tully.
They're probably, like.
Tully?
I don't know what that is.
Might not even be new, but I just saw it.
That's such a flex when you're a hot lady to get fat and gross. And, like, when she did Monster, she shaved her eyebrows off.
Did you see the, uh, Sydney Sweeney, like, boxing?
I didn't see that.
Not that she got fat and gross, but, like, she gained some weight.
Did she?
Yeah.
I that movie got zero attention. The Christy Martin movie.
Oh, yeah?
Because it was, like, three decades past when anybody gave a shit.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I, I at least got the impression I haven't watched it, so I could be way off base that it was kind of, like, one of those artistic, kind of, like.
Probably was.
Look at my versatility in roles kind of thing.
Yeah. How what does Sydney Sweeney look like in that movie? Did she gain weight? They might have put her in a flex.
Well, they said she gained, like, 30 pounds of muscle or something, which is, like, the typical headline nonsense.
Yeah, poor shit.
Yeah.
A woman.
But she definitely, like, you know, took it seriously and gained the weight that she needed to, to look whatever the role was for sure.
Yeah, it's such a weird thing, the, the acting world. You have to, like, change your like, Robert De Niro was the first guy to do it for Raging Bull.
You remember, uh, Tom Cruise in, uh.
Tropic Thunder?
Yeah.
Yeah, but that was a fat suit.
Well, oh, yeah, yeah, it was, like.
Yeah, I mean, because they, they made his forearms fat.
Mm-hmm.
They shaved his head. He was fucking great in that movie.
Sick movie, yeah.
Oh, fuck, what a movie.
Yeah.
That was the last bang before woke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was the last movie that you could ever do like that before woke kicked in and, and essentially ruined great comedies.
Mm-hmm.
Because you couldn't go too far. You can't do that anymore. You just get in trouble.
Yeah, it's like back then, if you were to ask, okay, you know. Have a hit list of just, like, ready to laugh your ass off movies that are just, like, low effort. You don't have to think too much. You can just sit down and enjoy. There's a bunch of bangers from back then.
Yeah.
But it's like nowadays, I don't even know what to go to.
They don't happen anymore.
Yeah.
Like, the Farrelly Brothers movies, like Kingpin.
Mm-hmm.
Fucking great movie.
Mm-hmm.
You know, there's so much something about Mary. There's so many of those, like, outrageous, hysterical movies that it was funny. I asked Robert, uh, Downey Jr. I was like I go, "You couldn't do blackface in a movie today." He goes, "Oh, you could do it, but."
Yeah.
"What would happen afterwards is the big deal." He got it in, like, ju like, it's like the scene in a movie where the elevator door closes right before the monster gets to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He got there just in time.
Perfect timing.
And, like, it was perfect timing where he didn't suffer from it.
No, yeah, it's, uh, crazy to see the delta and just, like I don't even know what to watch when I go on Netflix now, to be honest.
Well, with comedies, it's really fucking hard. It's really hard. The only thing that's really wild and free is stand-up comedy.
Mm-hmm.
Like, to, to do a comedy movie and just go full Tropic Thunder is almost impossible today.
Yeah.
But if somebody did it, if somebody just self-financed it, oh my God, it would fucking kill.
Yeah.
It would make so much money, and then it would open up the floodgates because people still want that, you know? They still l like, it's, it's not that you agree with everything these people are saying and doing.
Yeah.
It's comedy. Like, I don't agree with John Wick killing everybody.
Mm-hmm.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, but he's not really killing everybody. Like, it's a fucking movie.
Yeah.
And it used to be that you knew that when you went into these movies before everybody was, like, looking for everything to potentially be offended by.
Yeah.
It's just, like, ruined everything.
What do you watch now?
Oh, I don't watch comedies anymore.
But, like, just in general, do you have any, like, kind of just, like, low barrier? Just, like, sit down, turn my brain off, play stuff?
Oh, there's a lot of great stuff. You know what I watched last night, Jamie? You recommended, uh, Pluribus. Is that what it's called?
Yeah.
Holy.
I only watched the first episode, but.
Holy shit.
What a weird show, right?
Holy shit is it good.
I read it up your alley yesterday.
Holy shit is it good. It's a new Apple show.
Mm-hmm.
And I don't want to give away too much, but it, it, it has something to do with aliens. And aliens send a transmission to Earth, and there's this, like, this insane impact on society.
Mm-hmm.
But it's, like, fucking total left field movie. You don't see it coming. It's crazy or not movie, television show. I, I and again, I, like Jamie, I've only seen the first episode, but it's great.
Mm-hmm.
It's like, holy shit, it's giving you anxiety. It's so good.
Did you guys watch, uh, what was that other Apple show that was really good? It was, like, in an office setting. I can't believe I'm forgetting it.
Severance.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you guys watch that?
Severance is great.
Yeah.
Especially the first episode or the first season.
Yeah.
First season was great. After a while, they get a little weird because you're, like, you're running this very strange game that you're doing where these people remember and don't remember.
Yeah.
And, like, and then you fuck him with the guy's head so he can remember, and then he's.
Yeah. What about, uh, Stranger Things and It? Those are two that my girlfriend has me watching right now.
I watched the first episode of Stranger Things last night as well.
Oh, yeah?
Or, or yesterday as well. That was great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's, uh dude, it's kind of crazy how much time is between these seasons now. It's like you finish I almost, like, can't oh, don't want to commit to something because it's like, well, if I like it.
Yeah.
Fuck you to me, you know?
Fuck you for.
Two years from now.
Three years from next season.
Yeah.
Game of Thrones.
Exactly.
It's a great example of that.
Oh, dude. House of Dragon? Like, good luck seeing the next season, bro.
Well, not only that, like, unfortunately, with House of Dragons, it's got to follow Game of Thrones, which is, like, one of the best series of all time.
Yeah.
And the characters just aren't as compelling for whatever reason.
Yeah.
And so I don't know who the fuck anybody is. So the new season starts, I'm like, "Who's that?"
Yeah.
Yeah.
And maybe I just have a, like, monkey brain, but I watch it and I'm like, "I didn't see a dragon the whole fucking episode."
I need a dragon.
I feel I feel ripped off.
Yeah, I need a dragon and I need that dragon to fucking kill somebody.
Yeah.
I need to burn somebody alive. Yeah, it's, uh there's a lot of great shows now, but, but again, it you, you can only it's very hard to make a great comedy. You can make a great, like, mindless entertainment, like, fun show.
Mm-hmm.
Slow Horses, that's a great show. That's, uh is that an Apple show? I believe it is. Yeah. That's another Apple show. With Gary Oldman, it's a spy, uh, um, MI M5 or MI what is it? MI5? What do they call themselves?
Yeah, MI.
MI5.
The numbers of the person, I think it's the whatever. I don't know.
Whatever it is.
It's a spy show.
Yeah.
British, British spy show. That's a really good show too.
What is MI5?
Yeah. I mean, there's, there's a lot of great shows to watch. Like, there's, uh I think it's probably the best time ever for content if you just want to sit and be entertained.
Mm-hmm.
It's probably the best time ever because of screen streaming. Because streaming, instead of, you know, one episode, you're watching a show and it takes place over an hour, and then the next episode is totally different, a totally different subject line, different story.
Mm-hmm.
No, it's like the thing you get you get locked into these characters. Like, Sopranos, I think, was, like, the first one to really do that excellently.
Mm-hmm.
And drag it out over, you know, many, many seasons where you have this, like, running storyline.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, it's, uh I don't know. I'm kind of just, like, tuned out of TV at this point. I just watch what my girlfriend wants to watch and Stranger Things and It is the thing right now.
Yeah, I watched the new It show.
Yeah.
Yeah, I watched the first episode of that too. That looks great.
It's, like, oddly overlapping with the Stranger Things. I feel like I'm kind of watching the same show almost.
Kind of.
Like, so obviously, totally different overall stories, but, like, you know, you have kids in these kind of, like.
And evil things.
And the yeah.
I don't want to, like, wreck an episode, but they mention It, not specifically It, but a story about, like, an extraterrestrial evil being called It in a Stranger epis Stranger Things episode. I'm like, "This is a weird fucking reference for these being at the same time right now."
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Well, they probably didn't plan that out, right?
Yeah, I don't I don't know, man.
What is it called? Welcome to Derek. Is that what it's called?
Yeah.
The new one? But it's good. That's good too.
The release date scheduling makes absolutely no sense for Stranger Things too. It's, like, in batches.
Mm-hmm.
And the next batch is coming out on, uh, Christmas.
And then the final one is New Year's.
New Year's? It's, like, the exact times you, like, probably can't bang out all the episodes or, like.
Right.
You're going to have to force your family to sit there with you and.
High school kids can though.
What's that?
That's what high school kids can. Yeah, high school kids can. They can take vacations. Well, I think Stranger Things is so big they could fucking make it so you could only watch it at 3 o'clock in the morning and it would still get 30 million views.
Yeah, yeah. But, like, just such a weird choice. I don't know.
Well, it's just weird that it takes so long to make one of those damn things that you have to wait three years in between seasons. And then you have these kids that are playing 15-year-olds and now they're fucking 30.
Yeah.
It's just kind of weird.
You can tell some of them, it's like, "How do we make you look as young as possible?"
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
You give them goofy haircuts and.
Yeah.
And then there's also, like spoiler alert, there's some computer-generated imaging and so they're using some sort of an AI program to make scenes with the kids when they were young.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you, you kind of can tell, but you kind of can't tell. It's, like, really good.
Yeah. Yeah, nowadays, it's, like, you feel like you could just AI generate the whole thing, but.
Yeah.
Wow.
Well, it's getting close.
Yeah.
You know? It's getting to the point where, you know, there's no excuse for waiting three years because you could have AI generate scripts and do it in an hour.
Yeah. What about, uh, F1? Are you guys following it at all right now?
The show or the actual racing?
No, just the actual racing.
I went to the F1 that was in Austin. It was amazing.
This year?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's awesome.
For, uh I think right now, it's, uh, the first time in the last 15 years they've had three drivers coming down to the final race to win the championship between them, and the final race is this weekend.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's, like, really.
Where is it?
Uh, I think it's in, uh is it in Abu Dhabi? I don't know. That might have been the race that just happened, but it was nuts, dude. It's, uh because right now, you had McLaren, who was, like, a shoo-in to have their main driver or at least the guy who was in the lead take it, but they're refusing to favor one over the other, which is a typical strategy for whoever's in the lead. You'll have the other one kind of, like, block people for them to make sure they win the driver's championship.
They're refusing to do that?
Yeah, they're, like, making sure they can have equal opportunities to win, but the net result might now be none of them win and a guy from Red Bull takes the thing.
Oh, that's crazy. Is it because the drivers aren't willing to do that?
Uh, I guess, but also just lack of enforcement from the pit boss, like, team guy who's, like, supposed to be enforcing team, uh, principles and whatnot.
It is kind of funky that that's how you win.
Yeah.
You have someone it's a team game?
I mean, like, there's a.
But it's not.
There's team, uh, generated points between the two drivers, which can result in the, uh, like, team championship.
Right.
But the thing that most people actually care about is who's the best driver in the world.
Right.
And that will be coming down to one person. Even if it's a guy from a team that won the thing, they're still competing against each other, and sometimes they can get pretty reckless where they're, you know, one is not willing to compromise and he'll, like, blow the whole thing up to make sure that he has the best opportunity, understandably, but it's also, like, you guys are getting paid tens of millions of dollars. Maybe you should listen to your fucking guy who's telling you what to do.
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Yeah, fair enough.
Sure.
But I mean, like, part of it is kind of like that. That's, like, part of the strategy.
Oh, I get it.
Yeah.
I get it, but maybe we should abandon that strategy because if, if, if it is a race, it's.
Yeah, I guess it's just problematic because it's so bandwidth intensive too to manage the two drivers that if they're equally trying to win and only one is more likely to, what may very well happen on this weekend is they both don't win.
Interesting.
Yeah, so.
I got a tour of the McLaren, uh, pit last year.
Oh, yeah.
And, uh, they, they showed me, like, all the different technology that's involved, and they gave me a, like, a rundown of how much engineering is involved in these things and explained everything. It's crazy.
Yeah.
And they're all just trying to shave tenths of seconds out of turns, and then it all accumulates over the, the course of the race.
Yeah, it's, like, pretty psychotic when you look at what the differential is and kind of, like, what really separates these guys. It's often just, like, minuscule amounts and.
Mm-hmm.
Just, like, the littlest mistake, you know, can wreck.
What are those guys on? That's what I want to know. Do they test them?
Uh, they are tested, but not to the rigor of, like, an Olympic.
Do they test them for gorilla mind?
I'm sure they're probably using it.
This is probably a good thing for them to take.
Probably for something that's not banned, yeah. But, um.
Is any of this stuff banned, do you think, in Formula 1?
No, none of it. This is all, like, very straight-edge, uh, like, really tried and true nootropics that work through kind of, like, endogenous pathways or things that otherwise backfill neurotransmitters, similar to, like, the creatine deficiency that we talked about. If you backfill it, you can otherwise, you know, have a readily available source of phospho-creatine to offset ATP deficits, L-tyrosine, stuff like that, similar just in regards to dopamine, for example.
I'm, uh an hour in and I feel it. It's legit.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's very legit. And again, it's very delicious, so congratulations on that.
Oh, thank you.
Um, those guys lose a ton of weight too during those races.
Oh, dude, so much water loss.
Yeah, because you're fucking hot as shit in those suits so you don't burn alive if you crash.
Yeah, so new different strategies, like hyperhydration, using things like liquid glycerol could be impactful to retain more water.
Do they wear a diaper?
I don't know, but, uh.
How long is the race?
Um, it could be it kind of I think it depends, but it's, like, upwards of an hour, an hour and a half, so.
Yeah, just piss yourself.
Yeah.
Yeah, just.
If you got to.
Sit in your own pee for an hour and a half. Yeah, I kind of you would have to.
Yeah.
I would imagine with that kind of money on the line, just fucking let it go, baby.
Yeah, I don't even.
Yeah.
Know if you'd have to though, if you were just, like, perspiring like a motherfucker.
You might.
They come out drenched.
Right.
Yeah, and they've lost, like, tons of weight.
That's a good point. But sometimes in the in the sauna, I have to pee.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, sometimes I'm, like, 15 minutes into a sauna session, I'm like, "Goddamn, I can't hold it." So I got to go open the door and go out and piss outside and then climb back in again.
Have you ever tried glycerol for hyperhydration?
No, what is that?
It's, uh, just, like, straight-up glycerol. It's, like, a sugar, but it also has a hyperhydrating effect that you can hold upwards of an extra, like, pound of body water if you have it as a supplement. So some endurance athletes will use it before events in order to retain more, uh, water in a way that is not it enhances, like, thermal regulation, your ability to tolerate stress. You don't lose as you don't dehydrate as fast. There's a lot of upsides for its kind of, like, unique application. Maybe even avoiding pissing at nighttime could be useful.
Really?
Potentially, yeah.
Oh, that would help because I always have to pee.
Hmm.
Yeah, one thing that st that helps me, uh, is sauna before bed though. Sauna before bed, I can generally sleep through the night.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, so I'll do, like, a session about an hour before I go to sleep and no water after that.
Oh, yeah.
That usually does it.
Yeah, if you do a water cutoff that's, like, pretty regimented, it's probably the best overall strategy.
As long as you make sure you hydrate in the morning. So I'm pretty diligent about that. First step in the morning, um, amino acids with water.
Mm-hmm.
Like, I do that 99% of the time, like, first thing, before coffee, before anything.
And do you put electrolytes in it?
Yeah, yeah. I take, uh, Gary Breka's stuff. It's called Perfect Aminos.
Okay.
It's aminos and electrolytes. I get that in first thing in the morning. Just, you know, get it out of the way.
Mm-hmm.
And I didn't used to for the longest time. I would just hit the gym right away and just drink water when I was in there.
Damn.
But I feel a difference.
What about I thought step one was cold plunge.
Yeah, it depends. Um, I haven't cold plunged in the last three weeks because I got some stem cells.
Oh.
Um, and, uh, I'm still sauna-ing, so it seems like there's a lot of controversy about this in terms of, like, what you should and shouldn't do post-stem cell injection. I have, uh, a very minor Achilles tear. Uh, when I was elk hunting in September, I, I twisted my ankle pretty bad, and I didn't think anything of it. Uh, I stopped limping after, like, 15 or 20 minutes, and I was like, "I think I'm okay." And, uh, I have and I was wearing, uh at the time, I was wearing very light boots.
They're, like, you know, um, just a, a real light boot that you wouldn't do for heavy mountain trekking. And we did some steep elevation, and then the real problem is going down. And you're, you know, when you're going down, like, several thousand feet over the course of, like, an hour.
Yeah.
It's fucking brutal. And I, I twisted one of my ankles, and then the next day, I put on, uh, a much higher, more rigid boot with great ankle support, and that was fine for the rest of the trip. But then.
That's the fucking worst when you just got to, like, stare at the ground the entire time you're walking because the littlest off-step, you just roll your ankle or.
Not with that. You go down.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, you could die. Um, it's we were in pretty steep country in Utah, but, um, interestingly, I didn't notice anything was wrong until I'd get into a push-up position.
Hmm.
Which is weird. So when, you know, I do 100 push-ups every morning, 100 push-ups, 100 bodyweight squats, that's my warm-up before I do anything. And so when I got into, like, a high push-up position with, like, my butt up in the air, it, it's a lot of stretching on the Achilles, and my left Achilles was fucking killing me, like, sharp pain. I was like, "Fuck, this hurts." And I thought maybe I maybe it needs to stretch out, so I did some, like, jump rope. Doesn't bother me. Jump rope doesn't bother me. Nothing else bothers me. But that position bothered me, and it was bothering me for, like, five weeks.
And I was like, "All right, I got to get this looked at because it seems like it's it might be getting worse every time I do that."
Hmm.
And so, uh, I got a I got it scanned, and there's a minor tear in my Achilles, and Achilles tears are a fucking nightmare. You know, if you, you blow out your Achilles, that's a nightmare. It's a long rehabilitation process.
Yeah, blood flow to the area is pretty.
Especially at 58.
Yeah.
It's a fucking it's that's a long recovery. I was like, "I'm looking at a year before I could do everything again." Then you're you lose all your gains, all your cardio ga everything. You can't move right.
Yeah.
It's you're fucked. So, uh, I got a stem cell shot in there, and there's a lot of debate about when you should be able to cold plunge after stem cells. And a lot of, uh, the literature seems to say three months. It doesn't seem to think sauna there's, there's more indication that sauna is probably therapeutically beneficial for, uh, for the stem cells because the idea is that these stem cells are still in the area trying to heal the tissue.
Hmm.
When you cold plunge, you kill them. But when you're doing sauna, you're increasing blood flow, and it might help them. So what they said is, like, "I wouldn't do anything for a couple weeks."
Mm-hmm.
Nothing. And then after that, just sauna for a while.
Yeah.
So I haven't done a cold plunge in over a month.
Seems excessive, not that.
I'm scared. I'm scared to go back in.
Yeah.
Because I was so used to it.
Oh, you got to get over the hurdle again.
I'm so scared. Every time I do it, I almost don't do it. Every fucking time I do it, I almost don't do it.
Yeah.
Um, so, like, for the past month, it's just been get up and just work out and then sauna afterwards.
What's the, uh, rehab stack? Is it any different than what you were already doing, or is it kind of like.
BBC 157, TB 500, that's it. It's definitely improved.
BBC local in the.
Yes.
Achilles?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right there.
Or you just pinch the subcu area and kind of like.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I shove it right in there. Uh, I think local is the way to go.
Yeah.
I've done it subcutaneously, like, in the side and love handles. Mm, I don't it doesn't have the same effect.
Yeah, if you can get it to the area, it's like, why not?
Mm-hmm.
You know?
Yeah, I think I think BBC 157 locally is the way to go. Uh, but it's definitely getting a lot better. It doesn't doesn't hurt at all anymore.
Yeah.
I'm just I'm just making sure it fully heals up.
Yeah, interesting note on kind of, like, the hormone support stuff. Uh, this past month, uh, the FDA actually removed the most of the black box warnings off of women's HRT products.
Yes, yes.
Pretty amazing.
Yeah, really amazing because so many women were lied to for so long. They were told that there's all these negative effects of supplementing your hormones. But my God, how many fucking people just said lost quality of life for fucking nothing, for no science at all. It's just complete horseshit. But there's so much bad fucking science out there, man.
Yeah.
Like, that's it's a real problem. It's hot as shit in here. There's so much bad science out there, man.
It, it almost gets to a point where you almost have to look at things through the lens of, "Does this sound like nonsense?"
Yeah.
Like.
Well, and then where do you go? Like, who do you trust? You know, unless you you're well-versed in who the respectable online people are.
Yeah, like, you might see a, you know, however many studies that say fill in the blank exotic compound is, like, totally ineffective, and it's like.
Mm-hmm.
Who was it tested on? For how long? What was the dosage?
Right.
You know, and, like, it might be a completely useless interpretation for your specific nuanced scenario. And if you hear hordes of anecdotes from everyone in your circle you trust who actually knows what they're talking about, has been in the trenches, knows their body well.
Yeah.
Like, you can't you can't really ignore that.
Well, what was the narrative about female hormones, and why did they why did they do that for so long? Do you know?
So I think it was in the '90s, the Women's Health Initiative were assessing the viability and safety profile of, uh, hormone replacement therapy. And I might butcher this a little bit, but in general, the, you know, overall context is relatively accurate, I'm sure. And it was, like, of 1,000 women or something, they tested HRT when I say HRT, I put it in air quotes because, like.
Estrogen.
Not even, like, human bioidentical estrogen. It was, like, equine horse piss derived estrogens.
Horse piss?
Yeah.
For real?
Yeah, so it was, like, literally the most synthetic, you know, animal-derived shitty estrogen that is not bioidentical at all and, uh, also a synthetic progestin that is not bioidentical to progesterone. It's just, like, a progestin analog, essentially, that fulfills activity at the receptor but is otherwise, like, you know, the equivalent of putting you on, like, a microdose of nandrolone or a microdose of, you know, fill in the blank, uh, progestin, uh, derived compound, um, or 19 nor derived compound that facilitates progestagenic activity but just is not progesterone.
So it's, like, to try and say, you know, this horse piss derived estrogen formula and the synthetic progestin we apply to these women is the equivalent of you having been on what you would otherwise produce as a young, healthy, vibrant woman from a bioidentical estradiol and progesterone perspective, simply not accurate. But that's, like, essentially the comparison that they made and, you know, presented it as such. And the result was a relative risk increase of breast cancer incidents, I believe, to the tune of, like, one of 1,000 women.
And the absolute number was, like, three of 1,000 in the placebo arm had, uh, breast cancer incidents, and then I think four out of 1,000 had breast cancer. So then the media ran with a 26% increase in risk. Oh.
And, like.
So everybody got panicky.
Yeah, and, like, I might be misinterpreting one or two variables, but, like, high level, that's essentially what it was, and it caused mass hysteria and panic and basically dictated the facilitation of black box warnings being put on, uh, hormone therapy. So the most aggressive FDA warning that shows basically any clinician that's looking at it or anybody who's going to, like, take the risk of using it, this is the most dangerous drug you could use with the highest risk of, like, lethal side effects potential.
Hmm.
And then on top of that, it just, like, wasn't representative of what is actual replacement therapy with what is the hormone you would be producing naturally. So for years, you know, we went thinking, "Oh, it's going to cause, uh, clotting issues. It's going to cause cancer. It's going to do this. It's going to do that." And only in the most nuanced edge case scenarios is it justified because, you know, that person just absolutely has a quality of life deterioration that is so significant that it's worth it to take the risk to use hormone replacement therapy. And it's, like, now similar to some of the, like, common sense interpretation of things.
It's like, "This doesn't make sense." Like, look at all this literature showing the cardioprotective effects, showing the neuroprotective effects, showing the bone support and integrity. Look at what you lose if you don't take these hormones.
Yeah.
Like, you are essentially giving yourself a worse quality of life inevitably and deteriorating your health, um, unquestionably. Like, with men, there is some semblance of residual activity you can maintain, and some men maintain vibrant, you know, reasonable testosterone production till old age. But with women, it's kind of like, like, right when the lights shut off.
Yeah.
Like.
Drops off a cliff.
Yeah.
It's interesting how the initial narratives get stuck in the public zeitgeist forever.
Mm-hmm.
Like, the initial narrative for testosterone replacement was you can get testicular cancer, prostate cancer.
Mm-hmm.
And it was just so many people, like, "I don't want to mess around with testosterone replacement because I could get cancer."
Yeah.
And then Brigham Bueller explained that study.
Yeah.
And explained the, the real results of that study. And it's, like, it didn't show that anybody got prostate cancer from it. It's just not true.
Yeah, and it's, like, even the mechanism by which they argue it would cause it doesn't even make mechanistic sense because it's, like, the only way you're going to increase the prostate growth is via bringing and it's, like, of course, when you use hormones that are androgens, like, you're going to grow tissues that they're exposed to, but it doesn't mean it's a bad thing necessarily. And if you're a hypogonadal male who has low T and it goes up to just the threshold of barely acceptable, that's where the growth essentially stops.
And if you go beyond that into, like, medium normal, high normal, even super physiologic territory, your prostate doesn't linearly grow in exposure. Otherwise, bodybuilders would have massive prostates, like, busting out of their bodies.
Giant, giant dicks.
Yeah.
Imagine if that.
We, we wish.
Didn't have it.
Well, how come it grows enlarged clitorises in women?
Because the physiology is essentially interchangeable in that you could have gone in any direction dependent on your exposure to these hormones.
Oh, right.
So it's not.
It's why.
Yeah, so if, if a man exposes himself to significant amounts of estrogen and has no has hormone deprivation, there are some irreversible anatomical changes because they've already, like, matured that will not go away. But, like, with women, it's, like, the inverse, and you could otherwise get closer to that, like, extreme scenario where you're once your voice box gets to a certain, like, anatomical, uh, development, you can't necessarily go back to your high-pitched, you know.
Yeah, that's a real problem with detransitioners. They keep that voice forever.
Yeah.
And it's the real problem is it never even becomes a man voice. It just becomes weird. You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, it's like the in-between.
Trans men never develop a voice like, you know, Isaac Hayes.
Yeah, that's, uh, one of the one of the tough things with HRT too is, like, as much as I think it's so amazing that it's being, you know, educated about and there's widespread attention being brought to the importance of it, there's also the cowboy docs who almost go to the hyperextreme of optimization and are putting women on aggressive dosages of testosterone saying, "You've been lied to. You know, this is actually what you need to feel good." And for a woman who's been, you know, asexual for years and feels, you know, has no energy and they are told this guy is, you know, the cutting-edge doc who everyone sees, they will probably trust his guidance.
And as early as before I started Merrick Health, which is my company, my mom was getting hormone therapy guidance from a doc who was relatively well-respected, and the dose he put her on of testosterone was so aggressive that her voice was changing within weeks.
Whoa.
And I had to, like, cut the cord on it. I was like, "What the hell is this?" And her testosterone levels were, like, in the, like, 300s plus.
Whoa.
Yeah, so, like, you're essentially low, low normal healthy male territory, not, like, actually, but, like, on a clinical reference range, and absolutely potential for masculinization.
Yeah, and also horny as fuck.
Potentially.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's, like, you didn't need to go there probably to get to horny as fuck.
My wife has a friend who got on it, and, uh, she's a, a British lady, and she had a very funny phrase. She goes, "His stuff makes me feel like a bloke." She goes, "I'm horny like a bloke."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it, it testosterone can be helpful in women for sure, and it's an overlooked, uh, hormone that is absolutely important in women just the same as it is in men. It's just, like, you got to kind of know what you're getting yourself into too.
Yeah.
When it comes to, like, what is reasonable for a doctor to tell you you need and at what, like, concentrations you should expect, you know, blood level targets to be. Because if you just go in blind, you might end up with the most exotic, you know, like, Beverly Hills doc who thinks you should be on, like, the craziest cocktail ever.
Oh.
Because he knows you're going to feel it.
Right.
And respond really, really well immediately, but then also might just, like, fuck you up permanently.
Well, this is also the problem with transitioners. When, when you're becoming a trans man, right, um, the initial impact is you, uh, uh, alleviation of anxiety and euphoria. You start feeling great.
Hmm.
Because that's what testosterone does for you. It doesn't mean you're supposed to have that.
Mm-hmm.
Like, your, your body's going, "What the fuck is this?" And now you're, you know, essentially you're, you're changing the whole cocktail of your body, and you're, you know.
Yeah.
And you're going to give permanent changes that if you make a decision when you're 14, 15 years old, they put you on this stuff. Those detransitioners are some of the saddest stories, man.
Hmm.
Because they've become sterile. They'll never have children, and, you know, and they're lose their tits because they go to a doctor who thinks you should have your mammary glands chopped off when you're 15.
Mm-hmm.
It's fucking so we're in the weirdest of times with all this stuff.
Yeah.
Because it's, like, what gets accepted and not accepted and what, you know, what become again, like, we were talking about the zeitgeist when a when a thought gets out there, and then it's very difficult to move away from that. And it's, like, "Oh, you're affirming your true self."
Mm-hmm.
Like, really? With, with synthetic hormones that didn't exist in your body before? That's, that's your true self?
Yeah.
Are you fucking sure? It sounds like this might be a social contagion.
Yeah.
That is, like, sweeping through the land. And one of the things that's really interesting is the, um, the drop-off of kids identifying as trans.
Hmm.
Is it coincides directly with Elon buying Twitter.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, like, immediately when you because you used to not be able to talk about it.
Hmm.
You used to, like, literally, if you if you deadname someone from Twitter, meaning, like, if you changed your name to Dominique and, uh, I called you Derek, I, I could get banned from Twitter for life.
Oh.
For, forever.
That's crazy.
Just by using your old name. Like, if I called Bruce Caitlyn Jenner Bruce.
Yeah.
I would get banned from Twitter for life.
Damn.
Because it's nuts.
Yeah.
Like, it but it's, like, this very bizarre social contagion, this weird mind virus that went through the whole country.
Hmm.
And everybody just signed up for it, like, and no one wanted to be a bigot. It's like, "Oh, I don't want to be a bigot."
Yeah, I think as much as I think access to drugs is super, like, you should have the full liberty to do whatever you want, you that's where the importance of educating yourself is so critical because you.
Yeah.
Really don't know what you're subjecting yourself to. If you have an immature brain too, you have not.
Exactly.
Even had full, like, frontal lobe development to try and think you're going to make a sound decision with how you're going to impact your lifelong, uh, physiology. It's, like, probably.
You can't even have a tattoo. It's not even legal to get a tattoo and you get your penis removed. It's fucking crazy.
Oh.
It's fucking crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, they know. Some, some people know as early as three. I've had conversations with people on this podcast. I have friends that have trans kids, and they knew right away. Like, are you sure they didn't have a fucking insane mother and a gay child?
Mm-hmm.
Because that might be what was going on.
Yeah.
And now this gay child will never have an orgasm again because you've convinced them they're not a gay child, that they're a woman, and which is, in fact, completely homophobic.
Yeah. Yeah, interesting extreme of the scenario, but maybe on the opposite is guys who are in their in adolescence who are so hypereducated that they use the knowledge to biohack their development into becoming as maximally tall and, like, infrastructurally sound as adults as possible.
Right, right, right, right.
And that's a really interesting predicament because it's, like, any, like, reasonably ethical doctor will be like, "There's no fucking way I'm touching that, like, case of any overseeing anybody's care or what's doing that kind of thing."
I was watching a podcast about this where this guy was talking about his son, and he's short, and his son is short.
Yeah.
And his son's friends were also short, and their parents got the kid on growth.
Yeah.
When they were and they grew, like, a lot bigger than the parents.
Yeah.
Which is Alexander Kurellin.
Hmm.
Do you know Kurellin's story?
Uh.
They call him the experiment. He's the freakiest wrestler that has ever existed.
I know who it is, but I didn't know that specifically he was in adolescence that he was subjected to.
Well, this is speculation on my part.
Yeah, just probably.
Have you seen my photo that I have out in the gym?
Uh.
It's the photo that I put up to remind myself of what a pussy I really am.
Is that when he's, like, about the fucking tallest that do?
He's fucking a pussy nut guy?
Yeah.
That picture, that one.
Yeah, it's a famous one.
That guy was 300 fucking pounds and moved like a cat, like, unbelievably mobile and flexible and had, like, an insane record.
Yeah.
I think it was, like, 281 or 282. Like, fucking insane.
Yeah.
Like, one of the most dominant wrestlers of all time. But there's, um, they call him in Russia, they would call him the experiment.
Yeah.
And you see his parents. His parents are, like, 5'5", 5'7". Like, small people.
Yeah.
And he's this fucking behemoth of a person.
Yeah.
And of course, the Soviet doping program is legendary. The movie Icarus highlights that, you know, but everybody knew about that. The Eastern bloc weightlifters, the females, they, they set records that were never broken again. These women completely became men.
Yeah.
You know, like, there's, there's a lot of evidence that they were doing that to their athletes. The fact that they wouldn't do it to their most dominant wrestler in the history of the fucking sport and the guy who was the absolute biggest freak in the history of wrestling.
Mm-hmm.
Like, there was nobody like that guy.
Yeah, we should talk about some of those Russian drugs. I heard, uh, you bring up trimetazidine with somebody the other day. But before that, have you ever heard of the Lionel Messi story?
No.
Okay, so did you know that he was destined to be a dwarf if he didn't get on huge amounts of growth hormone?
Really?
Yeah, so he got supplied with pharmaceutical growth hormone by the team that was trying to get him to basically be with them.
Well, he's a small guy as it is, right?
Yeah, so he grew to what is otherwise an acceptable adult height, but he otherwise was destined to be literally a dwarf, whatever the socially acceptable term is.
Wow.
Yeah, so they either paid for his pharmaceutical growth hormone and admitted like, got it for him, paid for it, made sure he was taking it, or he didn't become the greatest, some argue, you know, the football player of all time.
Well, it's also you have to take into consideration, like, how much of an effect did that have on his performance?
I mean, yeah, definitely.
Because, like, that guy could do things that no one else can do.
Well, he definitely wouldn't have grown to the height he is and had the.
But it's not just the height. It's the, the explosive movement, his a-ability to change direction, like, better than anybody.
Yeah, the infrastructure is obviously supporting of it. I don't necessarily know yeah, it would be impossible to, like, really quantify that. There's no, like, you know, uh, A/B test of it.
Right.
Yeah.
Right, there's no placebo-controlled trial.
But you know, if he didn't do it, he would not be even playing.
Wow.
Yeah.
I did not know that.
Yeah, it's probably one of the most overlooked but wild, uh, cases of a professional athlete who, like, needed to go, like, full board to the tits when it comes to.
How old was he when they did that to him?
Like, a young teen, if not a child.
I was thinking 11 years old.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, and it was, like, you either take this at the dose that is going to, like, push you to, you know, maximal IGF-1 output territory, and we get you to as high of maturation as possible, or you're not going to be a professional player.
How tall is Messi now?
5'7".
Wow.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Well, you know, I, I told you the Yoel Romero story, right?
Probably.
Yoel Romero is the biggest athletic freak I've ever seen in my life, and I've seen a lot of athletic freaks.
Yeah.
Like, Yoel Romero, when he I believe it was in Australia, he was, uh, fighting, um, and after the fight, goes to a doctor to get checked up. He had a, a fractured orbital. He had a, you know, rough fight. Um, the doctor examines him and then says to the UFC, "Where did you get this guy?"
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did I tell you this?
Yeah, and he's like.
And they go, "Hey, he's great, right?" He goes, "No, no, no. His tendons in his eyes are three times the size of a normal person."
Oh, right, right, right.
They said his orbital bone is already healing.
That's crazy.
Like, what did they do to him?
Yeah.
Because he was on the Cuban Olympic program.
Yeah.
You know, and the way he talks about it, like, the program was, like, so regimented. In fact, they had tiers of athletes, and the, um, the highest tier ate three times a day.
Hmm.
The tier below that ate two times a day. So it motivated you literally to get more food.
Wow.
To compete. And you're competing with these guys that their entire life is wrestling.
Yeah.
That is everything. And it, it literally can feed their family. It's a matter, matter of whether or not their family gets food, whether it changes your social status. And he goes, "And because of that, you become a machine."
That's how he was saying it.
Yeah, that's right.
I could do I could do a good Yoel.
"You become a machine."
And he's the biggest freak of all time. In fact, everybody who fights him says hitting him hurts.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what, um, Robert Whitaker said is like hitting metal.
Hmm.
He goes, "Dude," he's like, "You hit the guy. He doesn't feel like a normal person."
Hmm.
He goes, "It's like you're hitting metal."
He's still competing, but in, uh, was it one?
Dirty boxing. His dirty boxing was his latest one.
Oh, man.
Um, he's doing he's almost 50.
Yeah.
He's jacked as fuck. Now he's a heavyweight, full six-pack, almost 50 years old, fucking gigantic. I mean, now he's got to be geared up. I mean, I would imagine because he's in these, like, fringe leagues that, you know.
You'd think.
Their drug test is a fucking multiple choice.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you want?
That's right.
"I'm on Jesus." He had that famous speech. He was saying, "Don't forget about Jesus."
Hmm.
He goes, "Don't forget Jesus."
Yeah.
And everybody thought he was saying, "No, gay Jesus is not gay."
Oh, my God.
And so they thought he was homophobic.
Hmm.
He's like, "No, no, no, no, no. No forget Jesus."
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he was saying, "Don't forget Jesus."
Yeah.
Like, "Jesus is important." And everybody's like, "Oh, my God. Yoel Romero used his platform to say homophobic things after a fight." Like.
No, he can't speak English very well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, and he's religious.
I feel that yeah. That guy, he, uh, I always felt like if he just kind of, like, threw himself into the fire more, he could just, like, crush it.
The problem is cardio. When you're carrying around that much weight.
Hmm.
You know, first of all, wrestling, his wrestling was above and beyond anybody else.
But he would just, like, slug when he didn't need to.
Mm-hmm.
Well, they get in love with knocking people out, first of all. And that guy's explosive capacity was.
Yeah.
He knocked out Chris Weidman, one of the fucking scariest flying knees I've ever seen in my life. It was a great fight up until the moment he put Chris Weidman into the shadow realm, but he hit him with this flying knee, just explode. He lows you. So what Israel wrestler.
Yeah, he looks like he's tired or whatever.
Then he jumps on you.
Yeah.
And his ability to close the distance is so it's like, you think about wrestlers. Like, um, did you see Bo Nichols last knockout?
Um.
He knocked out Rodolfo Vieira with a head kick.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was spectacular. But what Bo Nick Bo Nichols is an elite wrestler, like, a top-shelf blue-chip wrestler. And one of the things that wrestlers have is this ability to close distance because they're, you know, they're on the outside, and they can just shoot doubles. So that explosion naturally lends itself to closing the distance and striking because, you know, it's the same kind of thing. If you develop good striking and Rodolfo Vieira, who's, like, fucking super jacked, but he's a, a gee jiu-jitsu guy. Gee jiu-jitsu is all about strength and control.
Mm-hmm.
Technique as well, but it's a, a tight game. It's not a game of, like, jumping, moving across distance quick. It's a game of they're gripping each other, and then, you know, it's a lot about strength, and it's a lot about technique, but it's not about closing distance. So Rodolfo Vieira is, like, a plodding, like, really super jacked guy, and Bo Nichols just light on his feet, moving on the outside and just closing distance, cracking him, getting out.
Mm-hmm.
And, and he hits him with this fucking bomb head kick and puts him to sleep. But it's that, that, that ability to close the distance. Nobody did that better than Yoel.
Yeah.
Yoel was the best at that because he's just a fucking unbelievable athlete.
Yeah.
And with Izzy, he fought Ezra El-Adhisanya, and Izzy said, "Dude, I had to stay on the outside with that guy. I could not just go after him because the counters would come so fast." He, he Yoel caught him with a big left hand early in the fight, and he was like, "Oh, well, fuck this."
Yeah.
He's like, "We're going to make this a boring fight."
Yeah.
"I'm just going to win a decision on this motherfucker."
Yeah.
Because it's just the consequences of being too close to him where he can do that.
Yeah.
It's just you have to fight a technical fight with that guy. Just stay on the outside, pick at him, move a lot. Don't set don't set your feet ever. Never be in a place where he can just, like, because he can just launch on you and blast you.
Yeah, the on the flip side of that, the leaping, uh, in the middle weight of Chemaev, ruthless to watch.
Oh.
That was, like, the most painful fight I've seen recently.
Oh, yeah, the Dricus-Duplessis fight?
Yeah.
Yeah, but that's just levels and levels above everyone else.
There's like closing distance even when you know it's about to come.
Can't stop.
Yeah.
Once he gets his hands on you, you're fucked.
Yeah.
His, his that there's something about that, that kind of wrestle wrestling from the Chechens and the Dagestanis and me maybe even him more than any of the other ones is it's just so aggressive, and he chains things together so well. And if you're not training with guys like that.
Yeah.
Like, Shahab told me that he went to see Chemaev when Chemaev is in training camp for Dricus-Duplessis, and he called me up. He goes, "Dude, listen to me." He go like, Shahab was a top-10 UFC heavyweight. He's been around forever. You know, was in he was in camp with George St. Pierre when George St. Pierre was in his prime, Nate Marquart when Nate Marquart was in his prime. He's like, "Dude, I've never seen nothing like this." He goes, "They were bringing in world-class wrestlers, and he's fucking ragdolling them." He goes, "He's a freak." He goes, "He's going to fuck Dricus up."
I go, "Really?" He goes, "Dude, if he gets ahold of that guy, he's fucked." Turned out to be 100% accurate.
Yeah, it was, like, the most obscene example I've seen of just, like.
His wrestling's obscene.
Yeah.
It's obscene.
Yeah.
That's a great way to put it.
Yeah.
He's his wrestling's obscene. And if you can't compete like, this one thing that I said about Dricus after that fight, it was, like, that gap is so wide. That's, like, jumping across the Grand Canyon.
Yeah.
You're not going to make it.
Yeah.
Like, you would have to start you'd have to get a time machine, go back to the time when you're six and start wrestling in Dagestan.
Yeah.
Like, you've, you've, you've got to, like, have those kind of skills to compete with that guy.
Yeah.
Only an elite wrestler who can also strike is going to be able to fuck with that guy.
Yeah.
Unless he gets silly and decides to strike with someone, and they KO him. Other than that, I, I just can't see anybody fucking with that guy.
Yeah, I mean, it's, uh, I guess, needs somebody stylistically to match up to really.
Bo Nichols.
Yeah.
Bo but Bo has to grow as a fighter.
Yeah.
You know, he has to he has to grow as a fighter, and he's doing that. I mean, he's a unbelievably dedicated and disciplined guy. And if anybody can do it, he can do it because he's got that elite wrestling that like, if they had a wrestling match, it would be fantastic.
Hmm.
But Chemaev is a much better striker right now.
Hmm.
At least has been.
Yeah.
Up until this last fight with Vieira, which was a huge knockout, but Vieira was kind of a standing target for, for Bo.
What did you think of the, uh, Usman positive test result? Kind of interesting.
Oh, the bigger Usman.
Yeah, the older brother.
Yeah, duh. That's a duh. He's fucking useless.
I'm, uh yeah, I mean.
It's unfortunate.
Yeah.
You know, because the heavyweight division is so devoid of talent.
Yeah, it's.
Gable Stevenson is the fucking guy.
Yeah.
That's the guy. That's the guy. He's not even in the UFC yet.
Yeah.
I mean, that Olympic gold medalist, fucking freak athlete.
Hmm.
250 pounds, moves like a cat. That's the guy that he's every I, I sent a, a text message to Dana White. I sent him a video of Gable's last fight. I said, "Everyone's fucked. Everyone's fucked when this guy comes out." He KOed this guy with a left hand. He KOed this guy with a left hand and then took him down as he was knocked out. Watch this knockout because it's so fucking crazy the speed that this guy has. First of all, really good striking already, and he's only been striking for, like, a fucking year. But watch when he KOs this guy.
He hits him with a punch, boom, and then takes him down.
Oh, Jesus.
Dude, everyone's fucked.
Yeah, man, that's it.
And then just well, I mean, that's just nuts, man.
Yeah.
That kind of speed is nuts for a heavyweight.
Yeah.
Look at that left hook. Boom, takes him down, smash. And then, you know.
That's like a video game combo.
Exactly.
Jesus.
And he can do backflips and shit. When he fought in dirty boxing, he knocks the guy out, and then he leaps over the top rope and lands on, on the apron. Just leaps over the top rope with, like, effortless.
Yeah.
Freak. Just a real freak. And again, just, like, w-watch this KO. When he KOs this guy well, first of all, this guy has no business being in there with him. But this is just boxing. This is, uh, what they call dirty boxing. Boom, so he could ground and pound guys.
So is this, like, the modern-day DC sort of?
Oh, he's, he's maybe even better and bigger, a lot bigger.
So he's.
See how he jumped over that rope?
The super-.
Watch that again.
Super-athletic, but, like, doesn't kind of unassuming.
Exactly. Well, I mean, not really unassuming. He's a fucking house, man.
Whoa, I mean, it's.
He just doesn't have his higher body fat.
Yeah, yeah.
But look how he jumped over that rope, man.
Oh, yeah, when you see that, of course. It's.
Watch that show that again.
Yeah, that was insane.
Well, look at look how the effortless look at just effortless.
Yeah.
Leaps over that fucking that's, like, five feet.
Yeah.
He just jumps over it like it's nothing.
And after fighting.
After fighting.
Yeah.
And but literally with no effort. Just hops over it like it didn't exist, lands perfectly.
Yeah.
He's a freak, man.
Yeah.
And, and, and he's training with Jon Jones, and, you know, he's training with, like, some of the best fighters, and he's training and he's trying to fight every month.
Yeah.
He's trying to get as much experience as he can before he gets into the UFC, and he's coming, and everybody's in trouble.
How old is he?
25.
Oh, jeez.
They're all fucked.
Yeah.
Everyone's fucked. I mean, everyone is fucked because there's no re other than Jon, there's no one that can wrestle with that guy.
Yeah.
In that sport. And the thing about a guy who can wrestle like that is if he can strike like that, the problem with wrestling is you're always worried about the takedown. So that opens you up to strikes.
Yeah.
Because you're always, like, every feint you're thinking he's going to shoot for your legs, but then boom, he catches you with a left hook.
Yeah.
And the speed that guy has, it's, like, a lethal combination of athleticism, speed, power, size, and an insane wrestling pedigree. I mean, Olympic gold medalist, as good as it gets with wrestling.
I think the last time I heard you talk about a guy like this, at least when I was on, was, uh, Pereira before he came in.
Yeah, similar.
Yeah.
Similar kind of thing where he's a specialist.
Yeah.
You know, but.
You're like, "Watch out for this fucking guy."
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. I remember DC was like, "Come on, man." I'm like, "Dude, I'm telling you."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This guy is different.
Yeah.
Because I had been a huge fan of Pereira when he was fighting in glory, and, you know, you'd watch him hit guys, and they'd go flying across the ring.
Yeah.
You're like, "What the fuck is that guy made out of?"
Yeah.
And when you, like when I interview him, like, I put my hand on him, it's like this table, dude. He's, like, made out of oak. Like, he's fucking dense.
Yeah.
And there's something about the way he throws punches. Have you ever seen him punch that, that machine? You know that machine that, like, generates, like, it shows you.
It's like effortless, but it's, like, super high power.
He hit it with his right hand because his left hand had been bothering him, and he got 190.
Hmm.
100 and the, the pre like, Francis Ngannou got a 129.
Oh.
He got a 190 with a right hand.
Crazy.
It's fucking insane, dude. I got, like, 150 with a kick. This guy got 190 with a punch.
Jesus.
190 is insane. And it's his right hand.
Yeah.
I bet his left hand is probably 200. It's fuck see if you can find that video.
It's deleted from the way I was looking at it.
It got deleted?
The way it was being advertised when you Google it is not.
It broke the internet.
Oh, there.
People, like, hide it.
Yeah, somewhere else.
Bro, he hit so hard that Mark Goddard, after he fought Khalil Rountree, after he just beat Khalil Rountree across the octagon, beat Mark Goddard when they were announcing the KO and, you know, raising his hand, Mark comes up to me at the end of the fight. He goes, "The sound, the sound it makes when that guy hits people is ungodly." He goes, "I've been doing this for 20 years, mate."
Yeah.
He goes, "It's ungod watch this."
170.
Oh, my gosh. Bro.
Bro. Bro, bro, bro.
Yo.
Play that again. Play that. Just look at the force that this guy generates. There's something about there's it's the leverage because of his tech. That's us watching it.
Woo-hoo.
170.
Oh, my gosh.
Bro, that's nuts.
Yeah.
That's nuts. He's got his power is a weird thing, man. You're born with it.
Hmm.
Like, nothing else. Like, there's a lot of skills that you can acquire, but there's a threshold to how hard you're going to be able to hit.
Yeah.
And I think it's based on body mechanics. It's based on the, the frame. It's based on the size of your hand. He has massive hands.
Hmm.
It's based on there's just a lot of factors, e-explosive, fast-twitched muscle fibers. Some people don't have a lot of it. Some people are more of an endurance fighter, and they don't hit as hard, but they can just get you with combinations, and they put you away eventually.
Hmm.
But Pereira is different, man. It's like in like, he's like David David Goggins always likes to say, "He's uncommon amongst uncommon men."
Yeah. It's interesting that his, uh, his chin seems to be holding up really well considering.
I like it anyway.
Yeah, and he, you know, has been knocked out before. He's getting older, and, like, he seems fine.
Well, it's because he's not cutting weight anymore. There's nothing that fucks your chin up more than dehydration. When he was losing weight, he was getting down to 185 pounds, and he was weighing in the day of the fight at 226.
Hmm.
226 weighing in at 185, you cut weight and then rehydrating up to 226 a day later.
Damn.
Like, you don't rehydrate your brain, man.
Yeah, I know.
And so you can't take shots. You can't take shots as well. And it's a it's a common thread.
Yeah.
Amongst fighters. Like, Jack Hermanson, he got knocked out by Gregory Rodriguez at 185, and Gregory Ro-Rodriguez is another one. He's a freak. Just a giant 185. Like, it doesn't even make sense. You're standing next to him. I weigh 200 pounds, and I stand next to him. I'm a little short me, and I'm like, "How? How the fuck are you 15 pounds lighter than me?" That's not even it's not this isn't science.
Yeah.
Like, it doesn't even make sense. And so Jack went down to 170 and just got KOed the other day bad.
Yeah, that was.
Just bad.
Yeah.
Because I think that you're way more vulnerable. Like, Frankie Edgar is a perfect example because Frankie, when he was in his prime at 155, didn't cut any weight. He was one of the rare guys that was a 155-pound champion that was actually 155 pounds when he fought. And just amazing durability because of that.
Yeah.
Because he didn't he didn't dehydrate himself, so he w he was, like, optimal. And there's, like, this point of diminishing returns where, you know, you're physically bigger, you're stronger, but you can't take shots, and you also fatigue quicker because your body essentially almost died 24 hours ago.
Yeah.
I mean, these guys get to death's door to make weight.
Yeah.
Their whole face is sucked in. Their eyeballs are pulled back in their head.
Yeah.
It's kind of crazy.
Yeah, I think, uh, more attention's going to come to how to actually ensure your brain stays safe in the sport for longevity purposes as people kind of realize how impactful, like, the weight cutting especially can be, but also, like, if you end up getting knocked out.
Yeah.
You might not come back the same. And some of the strategies that should be employed after those fights as well to actually restore as quickly as possible and avoid permanent degradation.
Well, it's like there's, there's two schools of thought. There's one school of thought that I'm in, which we need to expand the weight classes so we have more weight classes, and we need to somehow or another institute some sort of hydration policy where you cannot dehydrate yourself and weigh in and pretend that you weigh 170 when really you weigh 210 because there's, there's a lot of guys doing that. And the other school of thought is they should be able to hydrate with IVs.
Yeah.
Because they used to be able to hydrate with IVs. The blood-brain barrier, like, and the hydration of the brain, it takes much longer to rehydrate your brain than it does to rehydrate your muscle tissue.
Yeah.
And so these guys are going in there. Their muscles are full, but their brain is dehydrated, and they're vulnerable to getting knocked out. And I think that's what happened with Pereira, uh, particularly with the Izzy fight. But Izzy caught him with a picture-perfect right hand, just right on the chin, and then followed it up with a left hook. But it was just he didn't have the durability at 185 that he has at 205. At 205, he's been dropped. Like, Khalil dropped him. Guys have dropped him. And, you know, Ankleyaev rocked him, but he can take it. He can take it at 205.
Yeah.
And now he's talking about going all the way up to heavyweight.
That's crazy.
Which is kind of crazy.
Yeah, I mean, like, all the power to him if he does. Fuck. Who doesn't want to see you?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I would love to see him fight Jon Jones at the White House.
Yeah, what's your ideal White House card look like?
Jon Jones versus Pereira, for sure.
For sure.
Um, Conor McGregor versus, uh, Michael Chandler. That would be awesome.
Okay.
You know, we want to have some fun. Like, that's.
Yeah.
That's a fun fight. Um, you know, and then you'd probably want, like, Islam Makhachev versus Ilya Tuporia. That would be insane, you know, maybe even at 155. I don't know if Islam even wants to make 155 anymore, but Ilya said he would fight him at 170.
Mm-hmm.
Which is crazy because Ilya's smaller than me. Like, I that's, that's another guy.
What's his walk around weight?
I don't know. Uh, I don't know, but that's another guy that has the touch of death. There's guys that, that just have freaky power.
Hopefully, he doesn't let his personal shit derail whatever is happening.
Oh, I know. I know.
Like, you're in your late 20s, and it's, like, not the time, bro.
I know. It's crazy. I don't know what happened.
Dude, weird.
I don't know what happened with the wife.
I don't know if it's a coincidence, but I mean, you can't I'm sure the internet has their speculation, but the timing is very odd with, like, one of these interviews he did where somebody was almost seemed to plant in his head that, like, if you meet a, a wife in, uh, Miami, that she's probably, like, not a, you know, good, uh, you know.
Is that where he met her?
I think so, yeah. And it was like.
But he lives in Spain.
And somebody I forget who it was, but somebody, like, jokingly said, "Oh, you met like, it looks like you can meet quality women in Miami. Crazy. Like, you would have never thought." And then he was, like, visibly shook. He was like, "What do you mean by that?"
Oh, no.
And the guy was like, "Did I just offend you, and you're going to fuck me up? Or, like, what is happening right now?" And he was just seemed to, like, almost internalize that, "Is there a reason I shouldn't trust Miami women, and I haven't considered it?"
Yeah.
And then it just, like you can't help but think, but the timing, the fucking wheels are turning.
Oh, God. I didn't know that he met her in Miami. I don't know if that's even true because he lives in Spain.
Or if it even is, like, relevant at all, but it's just weird timing.
I would imagine it's relevant.
Hmm.
Meeting a woman in Miami if she's.
Like, I mean, the, the factors certainly support that it's, like, a more likely chance that she's not the person she represented herself as potentially, but.
Well, not just that. It's the culture of Miami.
Mm-hmm.
I always say that if you want to starve to death, open up a bookstore in Miami. It's like people are just partiers.
Yeah.
It's like you should have a passport to go to Miami.
Yeah.
It's barely America.
Yeah.
It's fun. It's a great city. A lot of fun.
Yeah.
But it doesn't really lend itself to, like, the kind of, like, sturdy, stay-at-home mom support for a world champion because the discipline involved in being not just a world champion, but a world champion on Ilya's level, you know, like two-division dominator, goes up, knocks out Charles Oliveira like it's nothing, which is cra not only that, had a celebration the night before the fight.
Oh, yeah.
Celebrating his victory.
That was almost like that was almost like Gordon Ryan shit, like times two.
Yeah.
Like.
Times two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And even apologized to Charles.
Yeah.
I'm sorry it has to be you.
Yeah.
You know, I love you. You're a great guy. Sorry it has to be you. Like, super respectful of Charles.
Yeah.
He's a legend.
Yeah.
You know, and then flatlines him in the first round. Like, he said he was going to.
Yeah.
He said he's like, "Trust me. I'm going to knock him out in the first round." One punch. Boom.
Yeah.
Touch of death. It's like he's there's guys that have and for him, it's, like, not a big guy.
Yeah.
Right? Like, not extremely muscular. Like, there's nothing he's not massive, but it's mechanics. His mechanics are fucking perfect. His timing is fucking perfect. Belief in himself, technique, everything. It's, like, all the above, but it's like there's guys that you can't let hit you, and Ilya's one of them. And I, I think that probably carries all the way up to 170.
Yeah.
I just don't I mean, the difference between so 170, look at him, and then look at some of the big 170s, like Jack Della Maddalena. He's a fucking big guy.
Yeah.
Like, there's, like, big like, Michael Venom Page. He's fucking huge.
Yeah.
That would be a nightmare matchup for, for Ilya.
Yeah.
If he really did decide to go to 170, a guy like Venom.
Mm-hmm.
Because you can't hit that guy. Like, and if you can't hit that guy, and he can hit you, and he's a point fighting champion, so that is the absolute best style.
Hmm.
Of the blitz, of, like, being able to close distance quickly. Nobody does that like that MVP. He's the best at it. The best at it maybe of all time.
Yeah, I wonder if it'd be kind of like when Canelo tried to go up, and then it was kind of like.
And he fought Bival.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I could see that sort of being the outcome where it's not as, uh.
Yeah, could be. But Canelo, it's, like, later in his career, you know?
Mm-hmm.
But it's, like, there's it'll be a giant process.
But also, you have, like, the disadvantage of it's actually MMA versus.
Yeah.
Just boxing.
Yeah.
But, like, yeah, the guy is one of the most exciting guys to watch, has is a great representative too.
Yeah.
When he was on your show, dude.
Oh, he's amazing.
Oh, my God, dude.
Amazing.
It's like, could you have said more right things?
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Isn't it better to just, like, not talk about any of it publicly and just, like, keep your relationship shit, like, private? You would.
I think most of your life you should keep it.
Yeah.
I think social media in general, and not, not just for famous people, just in general, is way worse for people than it is good, especially Instagram.
Yeah.
Um, I think many a person has ruined their life on Twitter. Many a person has said things on Twitter that's tanked their career, ruined their life. You know, it's just the motivation to get attention for your words and your images is very toxic.
Mm-hmm.
It's very dangerous. And you're playing with explosives. It's just not smart. It's just not a good thing to engage in. I am much happier when I rarely am on social media.
Hmm.
And so I, like, dip my toes in, see what everybody's mad about, and then I get the fuck out and move on with my day. And I never try to portray myself in any way other than who I actually am. I don't.
Yeah.
I'm not interested in, like, some fucking you know, some video montage with, with fucking music and inspirational quotes. If somebody else makes that, that's fine. I'm not involved.
Yeah.
But I'm not putting anything like that up and checking the likes. Get the fuck out of here. That's bad for you.
Yeah.
I think it's bad for your the good and the bad. The negatives, the people hating on you is bad for you. Like, "Oh, well, that's not me at all. Hey, why are you saying that?" And then the good's not good for you either because then you start believing your own bullshit and think your shit doesn't smell. It's crazy. It's bad for you.
Yeah.
It's just it's the opposite of mindfulness. It's the opposite of being in the moment. It's the opposite of that because you're, like, living for other people's attention that you don't even know. You don't even know these people, and you're allowing them to comment on, like, your wife and your family. You're holding her hand, and you're renewing vows. You're on your knee presenting her a ring with in a video. What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah.
Like, why would you do that? That's a private thing. If it's real love, it should be between the two of you. And if it's, like, if you're really working, work hard in silence. What is this?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Like, what is all this about? But it's just for likes. Everybody is addicted to these likes. You just I want to see the numbers. Only 6,000 likes? This is crazy. I bared my soul for you. I just think it's really bad for people.
Yeah.
And also, it's like most people don't know what fame really is. They think they do, and then they get it, and then they think they can manage it. And then the, the, the, the fucking psychology behind it and the, the spinning that goes on in your mind when you're trying to go to bed, and you're worried about all the mean things people are saying about you. It's like, ugh. It's just bad. It's just not good.
What's the strategy now for you? You have Burner Phone or, like, how do you do just, like, divorce yourself from that?
I just don't read it. I don't read anything.
Hmm.
Um, and I don't.
You did a Burner Phone for a while, though.
Yeah. I well.
Or is it just fucking annoying to deal with?
Ultimate, I do have a Burner Phone. Well, I, I don't have a Burner Phone. I have a phone that I give to people that are just annoying or that I don't really want to like, I leave it at home. I never check it.
Yeah.
So there's, there's certain like, business stuff, and I don't want business stuff to be entering into my life all the time. So I want to I have, like, regimented times where I check things and respond to people. But I think my next phone number, which I'm changing soon, is going to be no social media at all. And then my other phone number, I'm just going to do that with it. I'm just going to do my social media posts, all the stuff that I have to do, like, "Hey, I got a show coming up," or, "Hey, this guy was great. This podcast happening." Post and ghost is what I do. Post, then get out of there. But I'm not going to have any social media on my new phone.
I just generally think it's bad for you, and it gets in the way of it's, it's an abuse of precious resources.
Yeah.
That's what I think.
So do you have a, like, podcast and stuff on it, or, like, how do you do you entertain yourself with actual social media?
Yeah.
Or, like, how do you.
No, I'll entertain myself with YouTube.
It's hard to not, like, have the shit infiltrate when you have, like.
Yeah.
A taste of it. It's like, before you know it, you're sitting on the toilet looking at social media or something.
Yeah. That's a nice another nice thing that I like to do is not look at my phone when I'm on the toilet. Just go to the toilet and just leave it there. I've been leaving my phone on Do Not Disturb too, which is also a nice thing. I like doing that. Put it on Do Not Disturb and check it occasionally. Every now and then, check it. And, you know, you could set up Do Not Disturb where certain people can get through. Like, my wife can get through. My kids can get through. Best friends can get through. But it's just like I think I think that for the most part, what you're what you're doing is you're using very valuable resources on things that aren't valuable at all.
Yeah, it's part of the reason I, uh, work best late at night as much as I would love to have the perfect circadian rhythm and, you know, go to bed at the perfect time and align it with the sun going down, blah, blah, blah. It's like the only time my phone and all this stuff is not blowing up. It's in the middle of the night, and I can just focus and not have to think about stuff, you know, blasting me.
Me too.
Yeah.
Yeah, my best writing is always late at night when everyone's asleep.
Yeah.
Yeah. And, and that's also, it's like there's something about late at night where the world seems a little bit more crazy than I, I think my mind is, like, a little more tuned to danger and chaos. And just, like, it seems like more heightened because it's dark out. You know, it's dark out, and everyone's asleep. I'm like, "What is the world really made out of?" Like, that's where I do my best thinking.
It's funny because when I look out, I just see, like, calm. There's no traffic.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, "This is nice."
That too, but I, I night is when I worry about war. That's when I worry about.
Oh, my God, dude.
Yeah. That's I know. It's not good. It's sometimes I let it get in my head. That's when I get my most anxiety about the future of the world is at night. There's something about that.
Do you still smoke, uh, weed a fair bit or?
Allegedly. Yeah.
How's that impact?
It's great for writing. Oh, that's not good for paranoia.
Like, I figured that's what I was asking.
Yeah. Well, it makes you, like, hyper-sensitive to, to danger.
Yeah, yeah.
Things too. And yeah, but it's really great for creativity. For creativity, there's nothing like it. And for comedy, it's a steroid. It's like the best like, it is the best performance-enhancing drug ever created for writing comedy.
Oh, really?
Yeah, there's nothing like it. Like, especially edibles. Like, you, you, you have thoughts that, like, you're like, "Okay, I don't even know if I would ever have that thought without weed." Like, that thought is weed wrote that joke. I barely, barely had anything to do with that.
What's the ideal edible dose?
Depends on your tolerance. Talk to.
Zero tolerance.
J oh, 10. 10 milligrams might fuck you up, though. Maybe 5. Maybe 5 is good. You know, that's like in the places where it's legal, like if you go to New York or LA, they, they I think LA has a 10-milligram threshold. I think you can only get 10. That's the highest you can get. 10's a lot for someone who doesn't do it.
Hmm.
But, you know, Joey Diaz will pop, like, a, a 250.
Yeah.
250. He'll pop a fo he'll pop two 250s. He's a fucking freak, though. Like, his tolerance is, like, nothing I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah.
He used to dose people. He would take, like, a 25-milligram edible, and he'd take the wrapper off and put a 250-milligram edible in and give it to his co-host.
Oh, my God, dude. It's like I think it's funny, but, like, I'm not.
It's only funny because it's Joey.
Yeah.
Who's anybody that isn't in love, you'd be like, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" But when Joey does it, you're just like, "Oh, my God."
So you just think you're dying, like, unreasonably or something?
Well, you just you just know and he's over there laughing.
And you're just sitting there spiraling, knowing that he fucked you up.
Yeah. Yeah. He just always says, "I want to see the devil." He goes, "Fuck this microdosing. I want to see the devil." He likes seeing the he likes getting freaked out.
Hmm.
He likes it. Um, but I mean, for creativity, I think it has a place.
That's the comedian juice right there.
Yeah. I think, you know, not for everybody. Some people don't like it at all. You know, I know some really great comics that are stone cold sober, and for them, it's just they just like to sit and think. But, um, a lot of the, the best ones that I know, they, um, have switched over to either a flip phone or, uh, a phone with nothing on it. No social media at all.
Hmm.
I think eventually, you realize, like, that time you're spending with just scrolling mindlessly through things, it's such it's such precious resources. Your time you only have so much time in a day, and you're spending time just looking at nonsense. But it but also, the other side of it is you do want to have your finger on the pulse of society. You want to kind of know what's going on in the world.
Yeah, if you're a comedian, how do you even, like, talk about pol pop culture and stuff that's trending or whatever?
Well, interestingly enough, I get sent enough things.
Oh, it's, like, consolidated for you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get sent enough things by my friends.
Hmm.
That are fucked up that I don't have to go looking.
Yeah, yeah.
So I go, "Jesus, is that real?" And then I'll maybe, you know, do a search and find out that it is real and then read about it and, like, go, "What?" But that, I think, is probably valuable because it's keeping you informed. It's the endless mindless scrolling that I think is the most detrimental and the, the one that robs you of the most time because, you know, you could be sitting down at the kitchen table, and all of a sudden, you have this plan for the day. You're going to get going. You're drinking a cup of coffee, and then, you know, 45 minutes is gone.
Yeah.
45 you could have a brutal fucking workout in 45 minutes, but you didn't do anything.
There's nothing more guilty feeling than having wasted, like, your six to eight really sharp mental hours, any co any part of that, on something that dumb.
I feel so bad when I do it.
Yeah.
When I when I have done it in the past, I just feel like.
And it's like, "How did I do it again?" You know?
Yep.
Yeah.
How did I how did I let it get me again?
Yeah. It's like you feel like a, like, an idiot or, like, a druggy or something. It's like.
Well, you are.
Yeah.
You're you're a low-level druggy.
Hmm.
You know? It's a low drug. It's not even a good one. It's not even, like, "I feel great. This is amazing." Like, it doesn't even do that to you.
Yeah.
Sean, um, Sugarshaun O'Malley had a great quote. He said, "Even when I'm just regular scrolling, even though it has nothing to do with me," he goes, "I get a low-level anxiety."
Hmm.
And I'm like, "Yeah, me too." Like, it's weird. And I think that low-level anxiety is, like, a little bit of as you know, you're wasting your time. You know?
Yeah.
Because for sure. When he fought Marab the second time, he got totally off social media for, like, months and months.
Oh, probably the best strategy.
Yeah, it still didn't help. You know?
Yeah. I mean, at least he put in, like, did what he thought would work, though.
Did his best.
I mean, there's a lot of people that will succumb to the pressure at the max level and check the you know, what people are saying about them, who's going to win.
Ugh, that's the worst, man.
Watching your training footage you posted and.
Mm-hmm.
Seeing if people like it.
Fuck this guy talking about whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, some people thrive on it. They like haters.
Bodybuilding's the worst sport too. I'm sure it's just as bad as MMA, but it's like your entire physique is, like, your social media brand.
Oh.
So it's like you you post your physique, and then the feedback you get, you kind of have to look at, I guess, because it's, like, what you compete with too. So you're literally taking judge feedback that's subjective and taking what they're telling you is wrong with your body to fix.
Hmm.
And then you're just bombarded by people in the comments section that are like, "You lost because of this. You're lazy. How'd you not get in shape?" And it's like even down to the lighting on stage can make you look much worse than you actually are.
I'll be like, "You showed up with soggy glutes, bitch." And it's like, "I'm fucking shredded." Like, what are you talking about?
Soggy glutes is hilarious. Yeah. And it's like back in the '90s, uh, I don't know what it was, but it was like some of the lighting too was almost so bad that it gave this granular, sharp, kind of, like, pixelated but, like, etchy look to the physiques, and it would look like they were more cut and defined and just better downlighting overall.
Hmm.
And some of these shows, they're so washed out with the high resolution and, like, the perfect I want to say perfect. It's like almost overexposed lighting to show what's going on on the stage.
Ah.
That they look watery and fat even when they're like and I say watery and fat, like, you know, like the fucked up perception of the fitness industry. It's, like, proportional to what you're expected to look like. But it's like they could be shredded out of their mind and, like, having worked so hard to show up in shape and then just get, like, decimated online from some fucking keyboard warrior who's like.
Oh, your back is, like, too watery, bro. Go back to the fucking elliptical. You know? It's.
Well, it's also, like, bodybuilding is the sport of ego, right?
Yeah.
Because it's only about what you look like.
Yeah, it's crazy.
That's the whole thing.
Yeah.
It's not about how fast you are. Like, look, look Gable. It's like he's not shredded.
Yeah.
You know, but he's the ultimate freak.
Yeah.
You know, look, like, BJ Penney is prime. Like, there's a lot of guys who are they were never shredded.
Yeah.
They they were always just smooth and fuck people up. David Benavides is another one.
Yeah.
Like, elite world-class boxer, light heavyweight champion. Got a little muffin top. He's fuck did you see his last fight? Benavides fought, uh, Anthony Yard.
Uh.
Okay.
I might have.
Perfect contrast. It just happened last weekend.
Oh, I missed that one. Yeah.
Yard is fucking shredded. He is an Adonis. He is a Greek god. He is literally like you look at him, there's no way if you saw the two of them, you would say, "That guy on the left that has no abs and is smooth is going to fucking destroy the guy on the right."
Yeah.
Nobody would believe it. See if you can find.
I got it.
Yeah, the two of them together. There's no way.
Yeah.
There's no way. David Benavides is one of the scariest guys alive because he's relentless. He's so fucking skillful. He's so fast. His brutal combinations. But he's so unimpressive physically looking at him.
Yeah.
And Yard looks like, like you would expect in a movie. Like, the perfect the perfect scary opponent. Like, there's Benavides.
Oh, yeah.
Like, look at him. I mean, he looks like an athlete, right? Looks in shape.
Yeah.
But now, what, what do you see Yard?
I guess first, sorry.
Look at Yard.
Oh, shit.
Shredded.
Yeah, like fitness model.
Fucking shredded and brutal power too, but he just couldn't fuck with Benavides. See, go, uh, way deep into the fight before he stops him. Yeah, I mean, Benavides was just putting it on him, just standing right in front. And Yard, the thing about having that much musculature, there's just a reality of your.
Oh, yeah.
You know, the, the oxygen.
Yeah.
Just beat the shit out of him, man.
Yeah.
And Yard's really good, man. He he's a really good boxer. But Benavides, like, look at the difference in the physiques, man. His physique is perfect.
Yeah. I mean, it's almost like a limitation for some people where you're just, like, sapping up so much oxygen carrying capacity to supply the tissue.
Yeah. But it's all you know, it's also there's a skill gap. I mean, Benavides is super fucking skillful.
Mm-hmm.
And his he's this is the guy that people say Canelo's been avoiding.
Oh, yeah.
And he kind of probably has because Benavides is the up-and-coming Mexican champion that everybody loves, and Canelo is, you know, the king, and everybody was like, "This is the big fight at 168." And so Benavides had to go up to 175 to get big fights because Canelo wouldn't fight him at 168.
Huh. Canelo is, uh is he just kind of, like, picking and choosing what.
Look at this. Look at this, bro. Come on, man. This fucking guy's good. He's so good.
How old is he?
And he stands right he's young, man. I think Benavides is is he 28? How old is Benavides? He's young.
Okay.
He young and elite and going through his prime right now.
Yeah.
How old is he? 28, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah. In his prime.
You know, he's even more unassuming. He's, like, half the NHL players that play hockey.
Oh, really?
Oh, dude. Like, have you ever seen somebody look more like a frat bro who does not play sports? NHL players.
Well, those guys have crazy cardio.
Yeah.
That's crazy cardio.
Totally. But you would never think. Like, I used to bounce downtown Vancouver, and we'd have the teams come by that would play the Canucks, and they would come party at the Champagne Lounge in the club that I was bouncing at. And he'd be like, "This guy is, like, you know, a professional athlete." It would be the whole team, and half of them looked like, you know, some dude that's, like, you'd do, like, a fucking keg stand with at, like, you know, a party. And that's, like, the max of his athletic capacity is being, like, held up to chug some beer or something.
Well, I bet those guys drink a lot.
Oh, for sure. Yeah.
I bet if out of all the athletes that drink, it's got to be hockey players at the top of the heap, right?
Yeah. And they're, uh, they're fucking super athletic or good endurance. You know, it's, like, just so unassuming physique-wise. It's like.
It's all legs.
Yeah.
It's got to be all legs. I bet they're shredded from the waist down.
Yeah, it's crazy seeing, like, the sport-specific translation in actual, like, physical like, physiology that's conducive to your sport. You see a sprinter, and it's like, you know he's a fucking 100-meter sprinter.
Mm-hmm.
And then you see, you know, another guy, and it's like, you might not even think he plays sports.
You know, I th I thought that when I went to the professional soccer, uh, uh, team here in town, Austin FC.
Okay.
They these guys have these fucking quarter-horse legs.
Yeah.
And then, like, real thin upper bodies.
Yeah.
Like, they don't use their arms. They don't use I mean, it's literally unless you're a goalie, you don't use them.
Yeah, it's like an elbow.
Yeah. So they have, like, tiny little upper bodies, massive fucking legs, and insane cardio because they're constantly sprinting.
Yeah.
They sprint for 90 minutes. I mean, they're just running around sprinting.
There's, uh, a couple outliers that do. Look up, uh, Adam Traore. I think it is. I might be totally butchering it.
But Ronaldo.
Yeah.
Ronaldo's shredded.
Ronaldo's pretty jacked, yeah.
He's jacked. He's like the hyper-optimizer too. He really is.
Yeah.
I mean, that guy won't remember there was a thing where they tried to give him a Coca-Cola, and he fucking took it aside.
Yeah.
Said, "No, agua."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And, and Coca-Cola lost, like, a billion dollars in stock. Whoa, look at that guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, that guy's a freak.
Yeah, that guy.
Well, there's always going to be freaks out there.
Yeah. But it's crazy to see a guy like that excel so well too at a sport that you would think he'd kind of be, like, uh, barely chugging along.
Well, that's probably just because he's been doing it his whole life, you know, and he has unbelievable genetics.
Yeah.
Genetics are a nutty thing, man. You can't outrun genetics. But they don't always help. Like, look at Yard. Yard has perfect genetics, right?
Yeah.
And then.
Yeah, it's just.
Benavides, you would look at him and you'd go, "Oh, that's not the best genetics." Like, if he was a bodybuilder, you'd be like, "Get the fuck out of here."
Yeah, it's crazy too because sometimes you might just have, like, nice-looking round muscle bellies, but you don't actually have, like, mitochondrial density to support athletic endeavors, so you're kind of just, like, a show thing.
Mm-hmm.
You're just, like, a cosmetically pleasing athlete but not actually able to translate it into anything.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah.
I've always thought that was weird. I always thought that was weird and striking because there's a lot of guys that are just built, like, fucking brick shithouses, and then you'd see them hit the bag and be like.
Yeah.
"This is nuts." Like, you have zero power.
Yeah.
It's weird.
Yeah. And it's like you would think objectively more muscle equals, but sometimes they're, like, weak as shit even in lifts. It's just, like, the development, the hypertrophy they get from it is just disproportionately better.
That's weird. Can that be optimized though? Like, if they have, like, unbelievable-looking physiques, is it just that they're not doing as much because they don't need to to look great?
I think there's definitely specific training for purposes that would be conducive to sport that maybe they some might be neglecting for sure and ways to optimize for, like like, for example, you don't do hypertrophy work for bodybuilding because it's not conducive really to what you're trying to get. And I think some some people, they want the best of both worlds, and they want to, like, look the part and also perform. So they might be.
Yeah.
Sapping bandwidth that could be allocated towards more optimal things that don't make them, you know, as cosmetically pleasing.
Yeah.
And there's definitely things you can do from a, uh, support standpoint when it comes to, you know, nutrition, supplementation, et cetera. But, like, you are ultimately going to be capped to some extent by genetic coding when it comes to, like, density of certain receptors, and, like, you can upregulate it to whatever capacity you can. But, like, you can only push it so far before you've kind of, you know.
Yeah.
Chapped out.
It's interesting because, like, the really bulky guys, they just never have the same fluidity that the guys that are built like Benavides have or that the, the punches flow and these effortless combinations, perfect technique. The really jacked guys that look like they're, they're destroyers.
The flexibility is so much more limited too when you're like that though.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Unless you really work at it.
Yeah.
Really work at it.
Yeah, and you have to have a intentful approach to making sure you can maintain, you know, the flexibility that might otherwise just be innate to somebody who doesn't have to deal with a giant deltoid that, like.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
You know, uh, Jaco, you know, Jaco Wang.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, you know, I've hunted with him before. And Jaco, like, a, a correct archery release. Correct archery release is you're supposed to get a surprise shot. So as the shot breaks, your arm kind of goes back like this. Jaco is so jacked, and he has such limited motion that his archery release is like this. Like, it doesn't but he's doing it correctly.
Yeah, yeah.
But his it doesn't move the same way. It's all just Jaco smash. You know, he's just his body is designed to choke the shit out of you.
Yeah.
Like, that's all it's for. His bo his body's designed to get a hold of you, take you to the ground, snap your fucking arm in half. That's what it's for.
Yeah.
It's just force and, and strength and, you know. And it, like, it's funny. I was like I'm like, "Does your arm not move that way?" He's like, "No, it doesn't doesn't go back." I'm like, "That's funny." Because I I'm watching him watching his archery release.
Yeah.
It's perfect. But there's you know, you watch like a like a Levi Morgan, a world champion, pro archer. Like, as the shot breaks, their arm just goes back, like, naturally.
Mm-hmm.
Just, like, flows. His just goes it just moves a little bit.
When I was, uh, at my peak of bodybuilding size, I was in the middle of a job as a lifeguard and teaching swimming lessons to kids. And part of the teaching swimming lessons would involve showing how to do the different strokes of, you know, back crawl, front crawl, breaststroke, all the different things. And when you're, like, a 265-pound bodybuilder, it gets pretty difficult because not only do you just sink harder because you're, you know, mostly muscle, but also, like, just even trying to get a straight arm past your head, it's impossible.
So I actually had to stop teaching swimming.
Like, your ears your fucking shoulders are slammed into your ears.
Yeah. Like, it would look like you couldn't even do what you were trying to teach, like, a fucking 60-year-old or something.
Very few guys work on mobility. A great example of someone who does is Arman Soroukian. Arman Soroukian, who just won he beat Dan Hooker two weeks ago or a week ago. His mobility training is fucking super impressive.
Mm-hmm.
Like, so he is jacked. Have you you seen Arman?
Yeah, he's pretty. Yeah.
Shredded. He's the guy that, like, doesn't pass the smell test. You're like.
There's a way to improve mobility, by the way. It's just a lot of bodybuilders, like, do not care.
Right.
It's and, like, there is some anatomical limitations ultimately if there is muscles literally in the way. But.
Yeah.
I just want to put it out there. Like, I'm sure I could have figured it out if I cared at the time.
Perhaps. But at 265 with your frame.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I would have been limited by, like, the actual anatomy, but, like, I had no care for optimizing mobility or anything. I was just like, "What's my max bench?"
Show a photo of Derek when he was jacked.
Yeah.
When he was super jacked because there's some photos of him out there that are just you were preposterous.
Yeah. Yeah.
Do you miss those days? You ever look at that physique and go, "Damn, I look pretty fucking good"?
No. I mean, I feel like I've come to peace a while ago with not looking like that anymore. It's a lot of upkeep, dude, to, like.
Yeah, look at you then. Is that, uh, your height?
Uh.
I think you were a little bigger than that at one point.
Yeah. I think this is, uh, like a profile picture. So yeah, that, that was a more recent one. It was probably, like, how I lost 75 pounds in the bottom left is probably, yeah, right there. The fat.
Right there.
Uh, maybe one of those. That shot probably is one of the bigger ones.
Bro, you got big at one point in time.
Yeah.
Was that how you were before you started lifting?
Uh.
Look at that old school Blackbird you have. The, the dates it just by the phone.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was, uh, um, I was, like, trying to be a competitive, uh, bodybuilder, and I just kind of realized that I could look good for, you know, like, fitness industry, I guess, for kind of looking jacked for Instagram or whatever and, like, doing okay at, like, a regional level for, you know, a lower-tier level of physiques. But, like, bodybuilding, to take it to that next level, it was just, like, a level of stress I wouldn't be able to, one, be willing to sustain, and then two, it just wouldn't have been worth it because it was, like, I had tried pushing drugs, and, like, I just wasn't responding to a level I knew I needed to to continue and justify using that much.
Is it a genetic thing?
Yeah. So it's like your, uh, androgen receptor content is a, uh, largely predetermined there are some things you can do similar to, like, mitochondrial density and things of that nature that you can do to upregulate and improve it, um, and certain supplements you can use. But ultimately, your numb number of muscle fibers are going to be limited. Like, there's going to be people who are just at baseline, you know, chihuahua-looking humans that if you put them on gear, they just become bigger chihuahua humans, essentially.
But, like, they're never going to be.
Jacked.
Yeah, they're never going to get to, you know, Mr. Olympia caliber. And there's a certain, like, muscle belly that's more conducive to looking bigger and also being able to support certain body weights is even, like, a health thing too. It's not just how well do you respond to drugs. It's also how long can you take them without dying.
Mm-hmm.
You know?
Yeah.
So it's, like, some of the most highest, uh, performing and, like, excelling athletes are individuals who can tolerate this stuff and not go, you know, crazy from the some people mentally cannot handle these level of androgens, and they, you know, it wrecks their sleep, it wrecks their, uh, blood work, it wreck they get really early cardiovascular disease.
Psychologically too, they go crazy.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've seen deaths in, you know, late 20s, mid-30s, and some.
There was a guy that, uh, was Vitor Belfort's trainer when Vitor first, uh, entered into the UFC. So Vitor, when he first fought in the UFC, weighed 200 pounds in his UFC debut. When he fought, uh, Trey Telegman, that was UFC 12. And he was, like, a super athletic, fast, lethal black belt with vicious hands. And then when he fought Randy Gautour, he was 240, and his neck started at the top of his head.
Yeah.
It was he just was like looked like a lion.
Yeah, it was a giant fucking trap.
Yeah, it was just ridiculous. He was just ridiculous. And the guy who was, uh, working out with him, this guy, Curtis, wound up dying very young. And we used to call him Garden Hoses because this guy's veins were he was so vascular, it was fucking ridiculous. We worked out next to him. Like, bro, you got Garden Hoses for veins. This is fucking insane.
Yeah.
He was just insane. And he was so big, like, so big, 300-plus, 5'10", 300-plus pounds, just fucking jacked. He was so big. And, you know, he had Vitor convinced that.
Yeah.
That was the way to go. Just.
Mm-hmm.
Fucking hit the gas, full speed.
Yeah, I mean, at his peak, he was, uh, one of the sausiest dudes, right? At least, you know, he was, like, the perfect hybrid of athleticism meets, like, crazy-looking physique, I would say, at least at the time from what I can recall.
Well, the TRT V-Vitor was D Vitor so Vitor on the gear when he was younger and then no gear for a while, lull period. And then when they had TRT in the UFC, where they allowed it when it was legal, which was a crazy few years.
Yeah.
That, that people call the TRT Vitor years.
Yeah.
Where Vitor was just dominating everybody.
Yeah, it was terrifying.
Him and Ovriem were, like, poster childs. Ovriem was the that was the poster child.
Yeah.
So if you can find a video of, uh, Arman Soroukian's, uh, mobility workouts.
I just have it.
Do you have it? Because he does really interesting stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, like, uh, stuff I've never seen, um, UFC athletes do, but I would think would be really conducive, especially to, like, scrambles and weird grappling positions where you want to have strength and, like, odd, like, odd positions of your body.
Mm-hmm.
Where you're stretched out and.
Which is not that bad. There's one on the side just showing. Oh, yeah. I can't imagine.
So this, this kind of stuff, like, this kind of stuff.
Yeah.
Like, look at this.
Like that.
Like, look at all these things. So he's doing these kind of things all the time.
Oh, yeah.
Just to maintain that kind of flexibility along with all that mass and all that power that he has.
Yeah, getting into some of those awkward positions, like, you got to be able to get into weird spots comfortably and.
Yeah, this is look at that. Like, that's crazy. That's crazy rotation of his back.
Jesus.
Yeah. He's got amazing mobility, but I do have to say, he also has back problems.
Ah.
And it might be one of the reasons why he does this.
I mean, yeah, when you go exorcism on the fucking twister machine, I can imagine you probably end up with something.
I don't think that's what caused it, honestly. I think it's probably grappling.
Yeah.
Like, he's a really elite grappler. There's a video of him grappling with Hamzat, and he keeps up with Hamzat.
Oh.
And they're two weight classes separated.
Mm-hmm.
And Hamzat is fucking fantastic. And, you know, they're scrambling, and it's a it's, like, a very competitive grappling session.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's, uh and circling back to some, like, you know, the saus days and, like, the Garden Hose guy, I do think it's good that the education is out there though for people to be able to know how to not die from this stuff now.
Mm-hmm.
Because it's, uh.
Whoa, that's Curtis.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's him.
Because back then, it would just be like.
Go to that photo again in the upper left. That upper left photo. That is crazy. Guy was so vascular. Like, look at his bicep. Fucking bananas, right? Look at that right bicep and his chest. He's got fucking Garden Hoses on his chest.
Fucking body.
He had a full chocolate but chocolate face too.
Yeah, a whole thing.
He had a chocolate face.
Or Milano Tan and not the Wasi.
Well, you know the guys that do it now where they keep their face white because they don't want to be called out for having a black face.
Oh, yeah.
Have you seen that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny.
Yeah, it is funny.
Have you seen the, uh I think we looked at the Milano Tan people.
Is that a.
On the first one?
Peptide? Is that.
Yeah, Milano Tan 2 is a one of the I don't know if it's an obscure one, but I guess maybe proportional to some of the more widespread ones nowadays, but it's, like, a Milano Cortin receptor agonist. And actually, an analog of it is used for women for, uh, hypoactive, uh, like, low sexual drive. So it actually enhances sexual drive too. So there's, like, a component there's a version of the drug that doesn't tan you, that just, like, makes you hornier, that women are prescribed called Vileese. And then men, there's no drug approved, but you could theoretically take it, but it gives you boners and also makes you tanned.
Really?
If you take the Milano Tan 2. Yeah.
Huh.
Yeah, so it's, like, for bodybuilders. And it also suppresses appetite as well.
Whoa, it really does that?
Yeah.
That's cru well, that's a weird, uh the, the lighting on that one on the right is weird.
That's Chris Belle.
It's like from the Daily yeah, it's right out of the Daily Mail though, it seems like. They might have enhanced it.
No, no, no, dude, this is actually possible.
I like how it says that too.
Yeah, you can literally manually become black with this drug.
Didn't some lady take that? She was on, like, one of them Sally Jessie Raphael shows.
Yeah, and she claimed she was black.
Yeah.
Yeah. And she's like, "Look at me. What are you going to tell me I'm not?"
Yeah.
She started talking, like, you know.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
How wild.
Yeah.
What if it did it to your hair too? Turns out.
It does because it's all pigment related.
Whoa.
So it does make your hair, uh, blacker as well. It makes your facial hair darker.
What does it do? Does there something like that for guys that have gray hair?
Uh, yeah, like, it does it to your.
Is this the yeah, this is the lady.
I forgot about this.
Look at her boobs too.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's crazy.
That lady might be insane. Like, I'm guessing yes.
And it's, like, you almost wouldn't even think it's real if you weren't told by somebody that you actually can go that far. Like, it's, it's literally you pick your dose, and the exposure to the sun will dictate via the dosage, like, how dark you get, and you can go all the way.
Interesting.
Yeah.
And what like.
Full chocolate body.
Is there any side effects?
Yeah, you get really nauseous if you overdo it. Um, it's actually a really potent appetite suppressor, so it's, like, one of the and back in the day, I you could find, uh, my before and after. Type in Milano Tan 2, more plates, more dates, and you'll see my before and after. The last time I used it.
And did you use it for bodybuilding to try to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I'm pale as shit. So, like, for me, the thought of having a tan was pretty awesome. There's me with my CPAP mask on.
What?
If, if you scroll.
Why'd you take it with a CPAP mask on?
I was just, like, I look kind of fucking shredded. I'll take a pic.
That's funny.
If you scroll down, you'll see my back before and after. Uh, if you keep going, there, right there.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, and that's, like, weeks apart.
So it does does tan you.
Yeah.
Dude, you had fucking giant lats, man. That's nuts.
Yeah.
You look like you could jump off a fucking cliff and fly like a squirrel.
Yeah. What a weird pose, eh? You just stand there like.
Yeah, well, bodybuilding is weird, period.
Yeah.
It is odd. It's just, like, the whole idea is not the function. It's not performance. It's just.
Yeah.
Looking giant.
Yeah, and it's like some of the exercises don't even translate the way you think they would too. Like, you do a you get really good at the bench press, and then you do something else that you think is, like, pushing related or, like, force production. It's like, oh, I'm weak as shit here for some reason.
Mm-hmm.
Even though you thought it would translate. But there's not, like, a it's almost training, uh, neuronal patterns too more than even just, like, the muscle. And you get hypertrophy, but you're also kind of just, like, training yourself to get really good at specific movements in a way that has, like, no application to a lot of sports, typically.
Just to look jacked.
There are more, like, functional choices, obviously, but, like, the ones most conducive to bodybuilding and not getting injured are oftentimes, like, you know, the typical kind of, like, beach body style things.
Mm-hmm.
But there are there are more intelligent choices for sure. It's not all of that, but.
That's the thing though. It's like the, the, the guys who lift the heaviest and do it, that's, that's a very odd thing. Like, and then they wind up getting fucked like, Ronnie Coleman.
Yeah.
Wind up really getting fucked up from Ronnie was, like, famously one of the heaviest lifters as a bodybuilder.
Yeah. And for what it's worth, I'm absolutely not, like, above this style of training. Like, this is, like, what I still kind of do, to be honest. So it's, like, I do you know, I'm still a fan of bodybuilding. I don't want to, like, speak poorly on it or anything. And we oversee some of the best bodybuilders on the planet right now as well and make sure they can do it as safely as possible because it's still, uh, a dangerous sport. And, uh, you know, you got to take modern knowledge to not screw yourself up nowadays.
What do you ever tell a guy, like, you just don't have the genetics to ever do this at a professional level? Do you have ever to have to have that conversation with people? Like, you're, you're pushing the gear so hard, and it's not responding.
Like, if I had a friend, um, I guess maybe similar to your, like, heart-to-heart you had with Shaw about MMA at the time when it was, like, not really worth continuing to expose danger-wise.
Yeah.
It's, you know, often a lot of these kind of situations happen in bodybuilding where it's, like, you have a close friend who's taking exorbitant amounts of drugs, and you know it's just, like, killing him, and you know that the like, you're not going to make it to the Olympia, so really, like, what are we doing this for?
Yeah.
You have better opportunities elsewhere. Like, I've had that conversation a couple times, but in general, it's kind of like you kind of have to have the self-awareness to know. And I think, fortunately, that's part of where the education comes in is back in the day, you wouldn't know that you had the bad genetics. You just think everyone's taking more shit than you.
Mm-hmm.
Because you wouldn't really you thought there was a secret that you didn't know. There was some special drug that they sourced from Europe that you're not getting.
Right.
You know, they have the secret, you know, fill-in-the-blank thing that the guru at the Olympia level who's coaching all the top bodybuilders has, and you just need to get to the next level and get your IFBB Pro card, and then maybe I'll get to work with that guru, and then he'll give me access to that drug, and then I can take it to the next level.
Mm-hmm.
And then before you know it, a lot of these guys are still grinding for really, like, low-level shows or, like, to place poorly even at, like, the entry-level of professional, and their health is a wreck.
Yeah.
And they're not really going to make it to where they think maybe they're on the path to.
Mm-hmm.
And so I don't know. I think the more, you know, transparent look into it has made a lot of people more self-aware to check themselves and also to know if they're even because you have to respond well from a health standpoint too. It's not just how good do I look in the mirror. If you have wrecked blood work or you have a, uh, abnormal, uh, anatomical structure of your heart before you start subjecting yourself to hormones, these are things that are all checkable now proactively, and you could tell beforehand if you're a good candidate, not just from a muscular response standpoint, but also from a health tolerance standpoint.
I wonder what, if any, um, what, what factor genetic engineering is going to play into bodybuilding.
Myostatin inhibition.
Yeah.
Um, there is gene therapies that are being utilized now. They're just not that efficacious.
Is myostatin inhibitors are they are people using them now?
Pharmaceutical pipelines are trying to integrate them in order to offset muscle catabolism induced via GLP-1, uh, agonists like semaglutide.
Interesting.
And trisomytoin. Yeah, so it's kind of a unique time because not only do we have really aggressive fat loss agents that actually work now that are not simply stimming your brain to, you know, uh, to high hell, which a lot of the previous drugs worked like that. Now it's, like, we have these effective things, but they make you eat so little that we now the next thing is there's all this attention on how to lose healthy weight and not, you know, a bunch of muscle weight because there's more education around the importance of losing, you know, fat and not muscle, which is.
Metabolically active tissue, health supporting, whereas if you just end up skinny fat, you might be no better off than when you started, depending on the person. So.
Mm-hmm.
So some of the more refined, currently being developed drugs are like these fat loss, uh, appetite suppressing agents with concurrent, like, thermogenic properties for energy expenditure and then muscle preservation mechanisms built in that inhibit myostatin or act through other pathways to try and keep the muscle on you.
Yeah, Brigham from Waste to Well was explaining that they're using some people, rather, are using GLP-1s in conjunction with IGF.
Mm-hmm.
And they're, they're, they're combining a bunch of different things to offset the bone density and muscle loss.
Mm-hmm.
And then also encouraging weightlifting while they're doing it because a lot of people are just taking them and then just shriveling because, look, if you starve yourself, you will lose weight, but you're going to lose bone density. You're going to lose tissue. You're going to lose everything.
Yeah, that's, like, one of the, I think, most important components of the usage of them is especially with, you know, women who might be otherwise not even integrating it into their regular life. They just end up eating less of what is already a nutrient-poor or protein-poor diet and aren't strength training as much as, I guess, proportionally to men. It's becoming more prevalent among women, obviously, which is great. But, like, the bone loss and muscle loss is significant among.
Yeah.
Anybody who is depriving themselves of nutrients like that and then not doing.
And heart tissue too.
Yeah, like, I mean, everything.
That's crazy.
You know, you're basically self-inducing malnutrition.
I just can't eat just diet. I mean, is it is it it's really a discipline thing with, with not with people that are severely obese. Like, I'm in favor of GLP-1s for people. Like, if you're 500 pound which, by but I do have to say, Jelly Roll did it on the natch. He did it on the natch. He did not take GLP-1s. He's not he's not taking nothing, man. That guy is just working out every day, and he just cut all the bullshit out of his life.
Mm-hmm.
He got rid of his phone. He didn't have a phone for he has one now, but he didn't have a phone.
Yeah.
For the fucking longest time. Even his fucking his, um, when you, uh, text him, his little you know, the little image that shows up when you get a phone, it's a phone with a fucking red line through it.
Yeah.
What does that mean? Like.
I mean, he's just not interested in phones, man.
Oh, okay.
Like, he decided not to have a phone for a long time because he was he realized it was negative for his mental health.
Mm-hmm.
And he wanted to lose a bunch of weight, but he did it naturally. He really did. He did it just through hard work and discipline and just, you know have you seen the images of him now?
No.
Bro. There's, uh, him on stage with, uh, Alexander Volkanovsky, and he doesn't even look like the same guy.
Mm-hmm.
He's lost 200-plus pounds.
Oh, nice.
He looks fucking great. I mean, it's amazing.
One of the things that's tough when it comes to, like, the assertation that it's more a willpower thing than anything. In many cases, I do think it is. There are a lot of people with unhealthy behaviors and psychological, like, tendencies.
Yeah.
To just be, you know it's easier to be lazy than not and just, you know.
It's also a the food addiction because you have to eat.
Yeah.
But there are some people who just if you ultimately have a genetically higher baseline, uh, perpetual level of appetite signaling, it's kind of hard to tell that person, like, just fucking, you know, wrench it out, bro. Like, you got this. And it's, like.
Yeah.
I know a lot of people in the fitness industry who are so.
Like, look at him, brother. Look how much weight he's lost. Isn't it incredible?
Yeah, it's great.
Dude, he looks fucking great. It's really amazing.
No, especially impressive for individuals who are that obese. To make that big of a change, it's, like, it's the hardest to make that first step and get that big of a weight cut.
Yeah, and then it's momentum after that. I watched an incredible video yesterday. It was one of the most motivational videos I've ever seen. Um, I'll send it to you, Jamie. It's this kid, and this guy is he's, uh, out of shape. He's he's got high body fat, and the video is him saying that he wants to work out like David Goggins for 100 days. He doesn't work out at all.
Mm-hmm.
And he goes from, um I'll send it to you, Jamie. He goes from being this guy who's, like, completely out of shape to at the end of the video, he does a fucking Ironman. You found it? Yeah. So this is the guy. So in the beginning in the beginning, he's, like, kind of fat and, like, that's what he looks like. And, you know, he's, like, motivated by Goggins. So the first day, he runs he gets up at 5:30 in the morning, and he runs 13 miles the first day.
I mean, he's never he doesn't run at all. He doesn't work out at all. He eats junk food. And he's running he's running past McDonald's and shit. He's all fat. By the end of it, he's doing an ultra well, he does an ultramarathon halfway into it, and then by the end of it, he does an Ironman.
Oh.
And now he regularly runs 100-mile races.
Yeah, something else.
He got down to 140 pounds. He's shredded now. It's really, really impressive.
That's awesome.
Because it's just all discipline. Look at the difference.
Yeah.
145, 9% body fat. He started out at 184, 27% body fat. And look, he's all lean now and healthy, and he he's running 100-mile races now. It's really amazing because he just did it with sheer willpower and documented the whole thing. He's in agony.
Yeah.
His ankle's all fucked up from running, so he swims, and he swims in the pool, and then he decides to swim with weights on. Like, he really becomes obsessed.
Have you seen the guy who fasted for a year straight?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's an old story, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think that's still the record for, like, longest period of not eating and just, like, adhering to a diet.
And he got vitamin IVs. And the guy who did that, what's interesting is he also lost skin. So his skin shrank along with his body, which I thought was fascinating.
Yeah, I mean, I would imagine that to some extent, there's some elasticity depending on how long you've been fat and also, like, I don't know, maybe just the tissue itself. There is some level of.
382 days.
I'm sure your body's feending for energy from anywhere it can find it if there was some way to I don't know.
But I think.
Eat itself.
The interesting thing is he didn't come around come out of it looking like a lot of these people do where they have to get all their skin removed.
Oh.
You know?
I mean, I feel like there's got to be loose skin to some extent.
To some.
Does he have a shirtless.
I don't know. There's I don't know if there's a shirtless, but that was part of the narrative.
Okay.
Is that his, his skin actually shrank along with his body because he wasn't eating at all.
I want to see that.
Does that make sense?
I mean.
Does that make sense to you?
I was trying to play along for a sec, but now I'm like, if there's not a pick, I don't know, dude.
Well, it was also it's 1960.
Yeah.
Whatever it was.
Sounds like an interesting, uh, tale that might have, uh, passed through the grapevine.
Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that though.
No.
That sounds crazy. And then once you start eating again, how do you just keep the fucking floodgates from pouring out?
Yeah.
Because obviously.
I mean, that's the interesting thing is some people psychologically, it's easier to adhere to something when they're full bore. And then like, I know a lot of people who they'll do commit to a competition because they know, "I'm accountable to step on stage. I don't want to look like shit when I'm on stage." And they do it. They get a bunch of photos done, and then after, they go off the rails, and they're, like, right back to where they started within, you know, a month or two.
That happens to a lot of fighters. Uh, they get done with, uh, fighting, and then they get really fat.
Mm-hmm.
It's really common.
Yeah.
It's really common because they also develop real eating disorders because you're cutting weight all the time, and you.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, for some of them, it's, like, you're basically, like, doing bodybuilder shit.
Mm-hmm.
Essentially.
Well, Patty Pimblet's the best example of a current active fighter.
Oh, that guy's crazy, dude.
He gets so big.
Dude.
He gets so big.
His moon face is, like, the best in the league probably.
So here it says 3 382 days. From June, uh, 14th, 1965 through, uh, June 30th of 1966, he consumed only vitamins, electrolytes, and unspecified amount of yeast, a source of essential amino acids, and zero-calorie beverages such as tea, coffee, and sparkling water, although he occasionally added milk and/or sugar to the beverages, especially during the final weeks of the fast. Um, Barbieri began his treatment in the hospital, but for most of the 382 days, he lived at home. Okay, it says stool samples were not taken, but he reportedly went up to 48 days between stools.
Wow.
Which sounds crazy, but it's, like, what's there going to.
Yeah, what will be coming out? His starting weight.
On the skin.
Was 456, and he the fast officially stopped July 1966. He reached his goal weight of 180 pounds. Wow.
Yeah, that's nuts.
The next 10 days, doctors placed him on a diet of salt and then sugar in preparation for solid food, though some sources record the fast being 392 days instead of 382. Wow.
Now, one of the things that's tough is it's, like, even though maybe that case study exists and there's people who just brute force willpower their way through it, some of those people otherwise might have genetically been able to tolerate, you know, the hunger signaling better than somebody else who literally cannot focus on work or anything.
Yeah.
When they're that hungry. And it almost sometimes doesn't even come down to the diet quality as much as somebody might tell them, "Yeah, it does."
Yeah.
It it does to some extent, but and it's certainly getting rid of the shitty processed foods and getting on a good exercise regimen and doing all the things to set yourself up in the best position will probably take care of most people, but there are some individuals who just, like, at baseline, even on the inverse side, I know a lot of people who simply aren't hungry, and they have to force-feed themselves to gain muscle because they're just perpetually shredded. And they have, like, the opposite problem because their hunger signaling is so low. So it's, like, people look at them as an example in the fitness industry of, like, "Oh, this guy has the best discipline.
He's, like, so shredded all the time." And in reality, that guy's, like, "I hate food."
That's so weird.
There's one guy in particular. His name's, uh, David Lead, and he's, like, I don't know, like a teenage well, he's, like, in his 20s now, but teenagers look up to him as kind of like a fitness industry icon of aesthetics. And he's perpetually had a shredded six-pack. He's pretty jacked. He's tall. He's handsome. And he literally says on camera, "I hate eating." And he's, like, serious about it. He's, like, "I can't stand having to eat meals."
What?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Like, and it's not even just, like, to be a bodybuilder. Like, he's just, like, I don't know, a.
What what is he eating? How is that possible?
Good high-quality food.
That's the picture I can find.
Wow.
I I can't tell.
You can't tell?
It looks.
Yeah.
Like.
It looks like he's got some fat there.
Yeah, it looks like he's got a bunch of extra skin there. I mean, it's just, like.
How could he not?
Yeah.
Yeah, how could he not? Find a picture of that other guy. Who's the guy that they call the most shredded guy alive? There's.
Oh, Helmut Schrobel.
Yes, that guy.
All right. That guy is crazy.
Yeah, find that guy. That's ridiculous.
Probably.
So.
What is it?
It's, uh, H-E-L-M-U-T. It's been a while since I've looked at this guy. And then S-T-R-E-B-L.
Oh.
And, uh.
Hold that up though.
Did it come up?
Helmut Schreddered is coming up, that guy.
Helmut Schrebel.
Is this him? Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah.
That, that is insane.
Yeah.
I mean, that guy's physique is the man with 0% body fat. That's hilarious. Uh, that's not possible, folks.
You want to see even more shredded?
What is it?
Type.
What is it? Is that really possible that he's got more sh there's someone more shredded than that?
Yeah, it's typing up Andreas Munzer.
Oh, I've seen that guy. But what is this guy's body fat?
I mean.
It's not zero. Zero is not possible. What is that? Six?
Uh, five.
Five?
Five or six maybe. No, no. That would be, like, stage super stage ready beyond most bodybuilders, even at their the best of the best in terms of conditioning. So I don't know, maybe, like, six, seven. It's kind of tough though, dude, because, like, some of these guys, they have, like.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Like, that's.
Go back to that picture. That's nuts.
That's, like, aggressive filtering and sharpening to look as.
Whatever. Whatever it is.
Yeah.
That's his real body. That's insane.
Yeah.
Even the I mean, it's obviously, like, the, the best possible lighting for that effect.
There's distribution of fat and water that some people it just looks more, uh, shredded than another person who might otherwise store any excess fat on, like, their ass or, like, their love handles or, like, whatever. For a guy like that, not only is he diced and, like, obviously, he's he's just diced, but he has, like, a dry look to the skin that.
Mm-hmm.
Enhances the kind of perceived leanness. And it's, like, uh I forgot what it is. It's not dick skin lean. I forgot what the.
Dick skin lean?
I forgot what the terminology is, but it's, like, uh it's, like, white guy something. And it's just, like, if your certain white physiques are known to look more like you're almost so pale and dry that it, like, enhances the perceived leanness, if that makes, like, any sense whatsoever.
Well, that's the weirdest thing about bodybuilding, right? You have to be super dehydrated to look great.
Yeah.
And you're almost dead.
Yeah. Yeah. And then you have to, you know, go chocolate body and stuff. It's not ideal.
But those guys, they they're they're, like, they black out sometimes backstage, don't they?
Yeah, and.
Whoa.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Which guy's that?
That's Helmut.
That's him?
That's 4% body fat.
I might be.
4%.
I might be totally butchering his name, by the way.
Oh.
So if I'm I hope.
Bro.
Helmut. I hope I'm saying it right.
I would never wear a shirt. Why would I wear a shirt?
But it's like.
47.
You would not.
He's 47?
Yeah.
Wow.
In this article too, which is probably, like, 5 to 10 years old.
What does he look like now? I wonder I wonder if he keeps it up because, I mean, I would be so hungry.
Yeah.
I, I.
Unless you're on a GLP-1, bro.
Oh, this is him. This is him now. Wow. That's crazy.
No, that's not.
I'm not sure.
That's got to be a.
It's not.
The same photo someone else was.
Oh, somebody else put it up there.
I don't think he has an IG. It doesn't seem like.
Whew.
That's one of the weird things when you're such an OG of the industry that you just have, like, weird residual fan pages, and you don't even know if it's the guy or not.
What's that old guy who was bald the old days? He had, like, the hair on the side.
Scooby?
Is that what his name?
I don't know. Maybe.
White guy.
Scooby.
Uh, he was, like, famous shredded guy back in the early days.
That sounds like.
Of bodybuilding. He was not big.
Oh.
He was thin, but he was, like, super fucking ripped. God, I can't remember his name.
Was he, uh.
But he had, like, the hair on the side. Like, weird, like, old man bald, you know, what didn't have a full-shaved head.
Old man bald.
Yeah, he looked like like the like when people went bald in the '50s.
Yeah.
And they didn't shave the side of their head.
Yeah.
Fuck. I, I I'm sure if I saw it, I would know who you're talking about.
He was famous for teaching. You got him?
I feel like you have enough.
What's his name?
I don't even get a name yet. Is this him?
No, no, that's not him. That's it's older.
I bet you should.
It's from a long time ago. Fuck.
Who's the, uh what's your preferred AI search tool? You use, uh, in typing what you just said.
Yeah, put that into Perplexity.
Old man bald.
Well, I mean, it's.
OG fitness influencer.
You have to give me a better search.
Yeah.
Like, what for a time period? Like, '90s, 2000s?
Oh, yeah, yeah, '90s.
All right.
Yeah, '90s.
'90s.
Oh, God. His name is at the tip of my tongue. Oh, this is driving me crazy.
Uh, super shredded?
Yeah. He would teach people how to be shredded. He had, like, this protocol for how to lose weight, but his whole thing was being shredded. He wasn't that big. I mean, he was, you know, fit.
Yeah, yeah.
But not, not like, you know, bodybuilder Jack.
And he was Caucasian?
Yes.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's telling me Billy Blanks, but it's.
No, no, no, no, no, no. White guy. Um, fuck.
I was going to say Athlean X, but there's no way that's who you're talking about.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's got great hair.
It's a long time ago. No, Athlean X has got wonderful hair. It's.
It's Tony Little.
It's not right either.
Speaking of hair, there's that new thing that is, uh, the study out of UCLA. Were they going to be able to grow hair back?
Yeah.
Isn't that wild? Are you pumped? You don't believe it or what?
No, dude, it's, like, every week, it's some new thing. Like, "Rodent regrew hair after being shaved bald using UCLA-mediated broccoli extract." Whatever the fuck. And it's, like, now every Reddit scientist is dumping fucking broccoli juice on their head or whatever. It's just, like, never really pans out ultimately. And it's pretty shocking. I think I even mentioned this at one point that we have all these, you know, refined AI tools and drugs and some of the most developed and refined, uh, side nearly side effect-free drugs for some things that are pretty significant, you know, uh, roots of disease, but, like, hair loss, like, no one has a clue.
Right.
How to fix it with the.
Or dick size.
Hair loss and dick size.
Yeah.
Two big ones.
We know how to max out your genetic capacity for dick size though.
Well, the, the nuttiest thing that I've been paying attention to lately is so many guys that are getting their legs broken to get taller.
I got an update on that guy if you wanted to see.
Oh, the Sasquatch guy?
Yeah.
Yeah, how's he doing?
Oh, uh, I mean, he's.
He's okay?
Walking, but it's, like, not perfect.
But it's been a few years, right?
Yeah, but he's also, like, the most extreme edge case example of it's almost if it if it was unfair to use a guy as a reference point, it's, like, this is the heaviest, tallest.
Right.
Example. So it's, like, if anyone's going to.
'Cause he was 6 feet when he started, and he got to 6'6".
Yeah.
And he was not walking, like, a year later.
Yeah, so he's.
He needed crutches.
He said, uh, let's see. Um, I could send this to you if you wanted to put it up on the screen, or I could just show you here.
Yeah, just text it to me.
Okay.
What is he is he okay?
I mean, he got sued by the company that did his surgery.
He got sued?
Yeah.
Why did he get sued?
Because he was talking about all, like, the mishaps that happened when he got 'cause it's kind of like there are good clinics and bad clinics in terms of quality, and he kind of was, I guess, too forthcoming about like, I did a podcast with them, and they didn't like it.
They're suing him.
Yeah.
Literally.
Well, they, they did sue him, yeah.
How can you sue someone for telling the truth about a procedure that didn't work out so great?
I mean, great question. That's what I said.
Well, how could you win? Maybe you could sue somebody for broccoli.
Maybe it's just, like, bury them in fees or something.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, probably.
Um, all right, check. See if this came through. Hopefully, my LTE is good.
Nope, not yet.
I'm.
You can AirDrop it to my computer if it pops up.
Okay.
So it's going that way.
Yeah, there you go.
Hmm. All right. So he's still fucked?
Yeah, one sec.
God damn, man.
Downloading.
Yeah, it's, uh I was watching this guy, uh, yesterday on Instagram. This, uh, fairly thin kid. He wasn't wasn't big, but he, he gained 5 inches.
Hmm.
You know? He was, like, 5'5". Now he's 5'10".
Yeah.
And he's real happy with it, but I'm just like, "Jesus Christ." And a year later, again, in crutches. One year later.
Yeah.
Took him a year and a half before he could walk normally.
Yeah. I mean, some people, that's still worth it to not have to yeah.
I guess. Yeah. I mean, if you're 5' tall and then all of a sudden you're 5'7", I guess.
Here, see if it did it come through for you?
Yeah, yeah. I was just trying to figure out what's the what to play.
I AirDropped it to you guys.
Oh, you I got it. I got I got it on the screen.
Oh, nice.
Okay. So, so this is 2023. Oh, wow, he did it way back then.
Yeah, it's almost.
Oh my God. Look how skinny his legs are. That's crazy how skinny his legs were. To have that much mass up top, that's crazy.
Yeah.
That's probably the problem, right?
Well, it definitely is, uh, the like I said, the most extreme of circumstances to impose for what was seemingly a poor quality clinic and then also trying to go from a height that's objectively tall to a height that's objectively extremely tall with the most heavy guy that's probably ever done the procedure, you would think.
Yeah.
So, like.
Well, he's 300 pounds.
Wait, I think he weighs way more than that.
You would say, like, "Hey, man, if you're going to do this, lose upper body weight and then gain it back just so you can give your legs a chance to grow." Oh my God, that's so crazy. It just it makes me freak out because I'm getting anxiety that he's just going to snap and he's going to fall over.
Yeah, there definitely is something a little bit unnatural about watching even, like, the strikes on the ground.
Yeah, his gait.
It makes you feel like something's just going to, like.
Snap.
Yeah. But to his credit, I mean, like, the guy literally couldn't even walk before, and he's he's optimistic about it still, and he thinks he's going to make a full recovery, so.
There is now November 2025, so that's two years later. Two years later, he can walk.
There was.
What if he has to run from a fire? You know what I mean?
Yeah, he's fucked. For sure.
Yeah. Well, also the mechanics.
Yeah.
Like, your body's used to moving legs that are 6 inches shorter, and now, like.
Yeah.
The knee has different pressure, and it's you know, it's got to be really fucking strange.
He said, uh, let's see. "Bones are mostly healed. Just have a lot of weakness. As legs strengthen, the pain decreases and the spasms."
Also, he's got to be on the sauce too, right?
Yeah.
Yeah. So even that's not helping?
Uh, I mean, if anything, it would be it would help in some of the recovery for bone, but it would also keep him yoked and, like, more pressure on it too. So, like, maybe it's, uh.
Ah.
Yeah, it's a bit of a.
God.
Double-edged sword there.
Oof.
He says, uh, "Major hurdles cleared. Infection. Knee tendinopathy. Will probably walk normal within a couple months. I can hop, but will need to strengthen much more in order to really jump, jog, and run. Plying to have a US doctor fully fix any remaining issues, but for now, legs are good."
Where'd he get his do his surgery done?
It was, uh I did a podcast with them, um, last year, and I think it was Thailand clinic where it's, like, a.
Oh boy.
A charge.
He did a bargain he got a bargain. Did he do a Groupon?
It it definitely wasn't the, uh, best choice.
This guy got it?
He's 9 years post-surgery.
Nine? They were doing this 9 years ago?
So this guy, as far as I know, he is a bit of a unique case in that he was actually correcting an asymmetry. So he had.
Oh.
I'm almost positive I don't want to misspeak. I'm sure he'll correct it if he sees this, but I'm pretty sure he had one leg was, like, unusually asymmetrically shorter than the other one, and then he was just kind of evening it out to what would otherwise be his, you know, like, genetic symmetrical match.
Oh, interesting.
So there's different applications to which people do this, and it's not always just, like, pure vanity. I want to get, you know, really tall.
Mm-hmm.
It's sometimes, like, to correct a functional, like, asymmetry. Um, it's just, you know, a lot of people, you hear about the cases of, "I want to get really tall for superficial reasons," kind of thing.
It's just a matter of time before they're just genetically engineering everybody to look like Thor.
Yeah.
You know? It's just a matter of time.
I think there's a lot of people that don't want this to work though too 'cause it's, like, if it's almost too easy or, like, you know, doable, it's just, like, some people I see a lot of people unreasonably shit on these people, and it's just, like, you know, just take the content for what it is, you know?
Right. Yeah, no, that's true. But I'm but I'm saying about with the genetic engineering, there's a lot of people that are going to not want that to work either, but tough shit.
Yeah.
Like, you're not going to hold back science because you don't like.
No.
The fact that if like, especially if someone has poor genetics and they just look gross and their whole life, they've looked gross.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden, something comes along, and it's like, "Whoop," and now you're a fucking supermodel and you're 6'6" and, like, "Mike? It's you? What the fuck happened?"
Yeah.
I went to this clinic in Turkey, and look what they did.
Yeah, that was, like, you were asking about what, uh.
Have we talked about this before? Bone smashing. What? I just saw a video about this and then thought it was fake, but this seems like a place to find out if it's real.
Oh, yeah, so people are like, "Bae."
Oh, what a hammer?
Yeah.
What?
It's whatever they can do.
I'm pretty sure this is not, like, an it's, like, a clickbaity thing among the people that do this stuff.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. He's hitting himself with a fucking hammer?
I saw a kid was just using, like, a trophy, just banging his face all day. He's like, "I've been doing this for years."
So they, like, think that they can.
Right.
Uh, induce acute, like, bone remodeling in the area to kind of, like, enhance, like, I don't know, zygoma development or what have you and get better, you know, whatever asymmetry or deficiency they deem to have cosmetically corrected. Um, and some of them, they're just punching their face essentially before they go out at nighttime to get, like, a temporary pump in their cheeks.
Massive.
So, like, think about back in the day when you went to the club and you're like, "I want to hit something."
Do push-ups first?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
So it's like you're la you're laughing, and they're probably like, "Bro, it's the same thing."
You're fucking punching your cheekbones to get them to stick out more.
Yeah.
Oh God, it's so dumb. There's so much out there, man.
Yeah.
Uh, listen, man, this is great. Congratulations on this. So for everybody that wants to buy it, grill of mine. Uh, I've been drinking it for two hours now, three almost. It's great. Works.
Oh, thank you, man.
I feel like.
I appreciate that.
I haven't had a cup of coffee the entire podcast.
Yeah.
That's that's unusual for me. Um, but it tastes good too. What how many flavors you got?
A lot, man. 15 plus.
15?
We got to narrow it down to the heavy to the best ones though to really dial in the catalog, but, yeah.
If somebody wants to buy this, order it. Where is it at?
Uh, at guerillamine.com. We're in, uh, GNCs, vitamin shops across the country. We're going to be in Circle K soon and soon to be more spots, hopefully.
Congratulations on that. And, uh, for everything else that you do, guerillamine.com.
Yeah, yeah. And, uh, mayorarehealth.com if you want to get preventative medicine, expert oversight when it comes to diagnostics, optimization, etc.
All right, brother. Well, it's always good to hang out with you.
Yeah.
Very fun.
No, thanks for having me, man.
My pleasure. My pleasure. And again, congratulations. This is legit.
Thank you.
I'm going to buy it. All right. Bye, everybody. See you.
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