Transcript of The Worst Bachelor Party Prank of All-Time | Postgame Show

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Juju.

Yes, sir, man. Thursday Thunder back at it again. Last week, Sabrina Ionescu, she let us down, man. She could have hit one or two more threes, but This week we got that look in our eyes because it's time for victory, man. First leg, if you know, you know. Real hoopers know Kelsey Mitchell is a DAWG, and she got the MVP coming in town tonight in A'ja Wilson. So I think sis gonna step up and get 23.5 points at least tonight against the Aces. Lock it in, man. True number one. Kelsey Mitchell the number one over there, if you don't know. Second leg, Aliyah Boston. I say the number 3 talent over there in Indianapolis. She's gonna get you at least 3.5 assists tonight because Kelsey Mitchell pass her the ball, wet. Caitlin, wet. You feel me? Anybody else, she dishing and going. You did great playmaker in Aliyah Boston. Next leg and last leg, my dog Nayara Sabaly. Man, Anissa Morrow has come into town in Toronto putting a little pep in the steps. If you a big man, alert, alert, you got a The number one dog in the building. And I think Nayara, man, she gonna step up and show she's the true number one over there.

Get your 12.5 points. Lock it in.

Lock it in. Thursday Thunder with Juju. Always a pleasure. Tony, you are headed to a bachelor party soon?

Yeah, Danny B's brother Johnny B, his bachelor party's this weekend. We're heading to Naples, go out and hang out with some of the boys. About to have about a gallon of tequila over the next 4 days.

So I got a buddy of mine, went to a bachelor party recently, and one of his buddies did the most diabolical prank ever known to man. What he did was, the night before everyone was leaving, he went into everyone's suitcase and packed a bottle of water, but at the top it had like a rubber mini dildo. And then buried it deep in the suitcase so that everyone going to the airport is gonna get stopped by TSA, like, do you have any water in the bag? No. And they're like, no, there is water in the bag. And when they pull it out, there's a dildo on it. And I'm wondering, have you guys ever heard of a prank worse than that? Juju, if someone did that to you, if you were, I'm out here to support my boy and have, you know, like one last hurrah, whatever, and then you get to the airport going home, minding your business, And TSA says, you want to explain this one?

Yeah, that's a, that's a two-America situation for sure. That's not funny to me. I don't find the humor in that. Play with me like that if you want to. I promise to God we're not friends anymore, and I'm telling on you. I'm gonna tell your girlfriend on you. Who you get married? Whoever get married, I'm telling.

What's the worst prank you guys have heard of? Because they do this. I've never been to a bachelor party, so I don't know.

But the one Tashay was talking about a week ago The guy who some— a rich person told him, you just won $100,000 or something, right?

Yeah, we were talking about actually Charley Hull in the LPGA, and she pulled off the cigarette-smoking LPGA.

All for that.

Joined us once of tricking her caddy into believing that the caddy had won $100,000 with a lottery ticket. And it was like Jeffrey.

Oh yeah, like Jeffrey from Fresh Prince.

Yeah, just like that.

It's ridiculous.

Yeah, that was a good one.

How could you do that?

Are you aware of this, Amin?

Uh, I did not— I'm not aware of what he's referring to, but I'm aware of Juju's reference, which is the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. The, you know, Will and Carlton play a prank on Jeffrey making him think that he won the lottery, and so he goes around and gets super disrespectful. Like, he's like, hey, uh, here's— have some cooking lessons to the wife, to Mrs. Banks, to Mr. Banks, hey, you can go join Pilates or whatever. And then at the end he says, in case you haven't figured it out, I quit. And he like, he literally hops out of the room like a bunny rabbit.

I quit, I quit, I quit. He said, ah, Vivian's prize vase. Yeah, the one that attracts dust like a magnet.

Whoops.

And dropped that guy.

Smashes it like he— this guy causes damage. But okay, so Juju, let me ask you this. That one, like, the first one sounds ridiculous. I'd be mad and everything, but this one feels like devastating. What's worse, finding a water bottle with a dildo on it in TSA or thinking that you won $100,000 when you didn't?

I'm not, I'm not saying let's murder people, but I mean, if somebody, a rich person did that one to me, I'd be like, haha, now give me $100,000. Ridiculous person, you tortured me.

What Charlie did is insane.

That's what makes it bad. Yeah, that's what makes it bad. Like, if we kicking it on the block or we outside and somebody playing, all right, you got one over me for 5 minutes. But if Dan gives me a fake lottery ticket and now it's telling everybody, ah, Juju thought he was going to be rich. Hey, that's big smoke. Smokey.

What are the polls, Juju?

Yes sir, man. We had a couple of them today, just a couple. Bigger ruiner of appetites, chips and salsa or bread?

This is big.

64% of the audience says bread.

Easy.

That and butter.

You put that in front of me before the meal, it expands.

Yeah, but bread is more filling. Like, I will acknowledge that, but I go harder with the chips. Like, I know that bread is filling, so I'll be like, I'm having 2 pieces and that's it. Whereas chips and salsa, I will have 19 chips and salsa.

Maybe I'm crazy. If it's not like nachos, it's just chips and salsa, I can have a billion of those. It's not gonna ruin my appetite.

Yeah, but you do. I'm always like, 29 in, I'm always like, man, am I still hungry? Like, it'll just hit you all of a sudden.

It's the Chili's chips and salsa for me. Those are the best. I've never heard anybody count count the number of chips.

19 is a lot? Doesn't seem like a lot.

Maybe it's not. I was just kind of saying a number. You're right, that's not that impressive.

What else we got, Juju?

I'm gonna say 29 in. 29? Is the jelly bean the Bob Cousy of candy? 81% of the audience says yes, it is.

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Get out of here. Hall of Famer where?

This is a big one, Jeremy. I'm so sorry, man. Might want to cover your ears for this one. Does anyone think that root beer is the greatest of the jelly beans? 84% of the audience says no, they do not.

That's a win for me. Yeah, that's a win. That means 16% of the audience says root beer is the greatest. I didn't even— I didn't say everybody had to say the greatest. I said it's my greatest. 16% of the audience agrees with me on one flavor.

That's a W. I think that's just 16% of the audience disagreeing with Dan. Just say whatever Dan said, the opposite.

Yeah, well, he tried to call ISO last 16—

twice. Glass 16%, uh, full. Do you know what the AAFC is? 94% of the audience says no, they do not. Yodeling. Was yodeling huge in the 20th century? 68% of the audience says yes, it was. Yodeling.

20 CB.

Mhm.

Oh, look at my boy.

Yeah.

Do you know what yodeling is? 94% of the audience says yes, they do.

Yodeling. That's AI. I didn't pick that.

Why, why, why we go with—

why we go with a mean version of yodeling when mine is clearly superior?

Because it's the Lord's version.

Yeah, we go with the worst ones to make more fun of them. Is Tony Kornheiser a yodeler? 69% of the audience says yes, he is.

Roy's doing requests now, right?

You got to spin that. Does The Price Is Right keep anything alive? 66% of the audience says yes, they do. That's a remix. Is chin whistling more accurate than chin music? 66% of the audience says no.

Dan, the great— first, well, the first one is—

ah, yes. Did you know that Matt Damon's stunt double in The Odyssey was a 4'6" Canadian woman? 55% of the audience says no, they did not.

Dave, talk to me.

Did you know that there were 8 Blood Fists? Where can we— where can we find this review of those Blood Fists?

I mean, on Cinéphobe, wherever you get podcasts.

Yes sir, man. 92% of the audience says no, they did not.

Neither of those things. Just 8% knew there were 8 Blood Fists.

Is there any time for love once camp starts? 77% of the audience says no, there is not.

Yeah, that was Justin Herbert from yesterday.

Mm-hmm. Should Justin Herbert abstain from sex until he wins a Super Bowl? Come on, audience. 82% of the audience says yes, he should. Come on, y'all. Did you know that the— oh, this is kind of the biggest one we got today. Did you know that Otto Graham was number 60? 88% of the audience says no, they did not.

Basic ass bitch.

Are you surprised that there have only been 33 left-handed NFL quarterbacks ever? Salute to Michael Penix and Tua, you know.

Yeah.

52% of the audience says yes, they did know that. Oh, oh, they They are surprised. They are surprised. That's on me.

That's still 48% of lying, right?

And last poll: better sweet treat, the 7-Eleven Slurpee or the Dairy Queen sundae? 80% of the audience says the Dairy Queen sundae. And those are your polls.

Carpenter deals.

Thank you. Good night, everybody.