Transcript of JuJu's Top 5 Most Aggravating Strangers List | Postgame Show New

Ah yes, before we get to Juju here, let's get to Thursday Thunder. Come on now, let's get to it. Hello Juju, how you doing today? Good to see you.

That's right, it's Thursday Thunder and it's presented by DraftKings Sports. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Little ring rust out of that seat, but he's doing all right.

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Oh, Juju. Look at Juju bringing it with the, uh, I don't know if he got—

You can't wear that. You can't wear that, Juju. You take that off. You can't wear that. It's forbidden.

Hey, they'll be even madder at me once they see the back of it.

No, that's not your name, image, or likeness. You can't use that.

Hey man, tell them to find me. But Thursday Thunder, man, for the last 2 weeks we've been one away. Call us the one away kids. But tonight we finna right that ship, baby. First leg from Down Under, my sister Air Bick, AKA Rebecca Allen, for over 6.5 points tonight against the Spezies. Next leg, my young one from Las Vegas, Nevada, Rae Burrell for the— in her tonight for sure against the Liberty. Last leg, I'm going with the young— I'm going with the Washington Mystics, aka the Young Ways. I'm going with my sister Cody McMahon for over 6.5 points Tonight against the Aces. Lock it in.

Can't go wrong with a Cody.

Yeah, Chris, do you root for all Codys even if they're not spelled the right way?

Unlike my dad, I do. My dad, like, doesn't root for Greggs with two Gs. Ah, where if it's anything similar to Cody, I'll root for you because like this one, Cody was C-O-T-I-E, but you're into it. I'm in with that. Okay.

All right. Very good. Juju, you got a top 5 for us here this afternoon.

Yes, sir, man. But I got a quick question for you, uh, Zazz, before we get to that. Has anybody ever called you Johnny Zazz?

No, no, no. My mother, my mother wouldn't— I mean, wouldn't allow anyone to call me something short for Jonathan. My name is Jonathan. Oh, so if she was around, she heard someone call me a, a something short for John, I was like, no, no, his name's Jonathan.

Okay, respect. So if Mama say do it, hey, we respect big sis no matter what. Also, it's the biggest blessing, like, to have your friend come on from earlier And he say, man, bruh still like the same stuff he liked when he was a kid. That's a true blessing, big bro, for you to never really have to be anybody but yourself, man. So I am—

you say never grow, but I say I, I, I keep it real, you know, like this is— exactly, I'm, I'm true to myself.

Wrestling, Miami Heat, for sure.

And speaking to you, speaking of you being true to yourself, you said earlier in the show that somebody on the speakerphone is just aggravating as hell. So it made me come up with a top 5 most aggravating strangers list.

Nice, nice. I like it.

For so, olai, the stranger who sneezes around me. Get out of here. I don't know where the hell that is.

They're very Juju specific.

I mean, that's not necessarily something he can control, you know. He's not choosing to sneeze.

It's around you.

Well, at least cover your mouth. If you don't cover your mouth, it's, it's egregious.

Oh, I mean, if you're just sneezing into the atmosphere around other people, that's rough.

Yeah, get him out of here. Number 5: people with loud cars. Forget it.

Loud engine guy, the worst. I got one in my neighborhood. It's just every day, death taxes and me hearing that guy.

But, but it's so cool when you hear it, right, Chris?

It's not cool.

It's the least cool.

So cool.

All the girls say his dick must be huge.

I hear them say it, right? We get it, you too fast and too furious. Quiet down. Number 4, the person going 50 miles an hour in the fast lane.

Hate that one, bro.

Come on, man. Come on, man. Wake up, brother.

Take a hint.

Wake up, right? All them damn cars too, they should be still going, listening to their book. Number 3, and I hate to do this, bro. I hate to be the bearish, had to have to do this, but little bro with the clipboard for his football team in the grocery store parking lot. No.

Oh yeah. Oh, like they got the Kit Kits Kats. It's a box of Kit Kats, like we selling candy. Oh, I don't care about your football team.

Real quick, little bro, tell me what's the name of the team, little bro. All right, come on, you got a mustache and you—

they be wearing a jersey sometimes.

My wife, my wife will give, will give money, but you know, like when you got the kids who are standing at the stoplights, you know, and, and they'll be walking up and down, my wife will always put her window down But, but she always just says, are you getting good grades? Are you getting good grades?

My daughter's softball team is doing this currently. We're like, every— I've done it a couple of times. Every few weekends we have to go to Publix from like 12 to 3. I'm telling you, you're pulling in. If you have like multiple kids, it's like $200 an hour.

What?

Like, I'm telling you, we were out there for 3 hours with like 3 or 4 kids. They got $600.

I've been using my kids wrong.

It's crazy.

And remember, I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about here in Atlanta. See, here in Atlanta, we got brothers with mustaches and goatees and jeans talking about, can I donate to their basketball team? We have some of those here in Miami too. The guy smoking a blunt by him, like, wait a second.

Yeah, yeah, I got good grades.

You got that loud in my, in my car right now talking about grades. Exactly. Number 2, like Z said earlier but with a little more on it, the brother playing his music on the speaker in public.

Oh, this is definitely a South Beach staple. That guy with the speaker, the speaker that's a carry-on luggage.

Yep.

Oh man, exactly. And like I say, to add on to Zazz's speakerphone, that's number 2 as well, because boy, don't nobody want to hear that, man. Look at this. Don't nobody care, sis, because you on a business call with your little blazer. Get her out of here. And the number 1 most aggravating stranger in the world The group of kids that's shooting content in the damn grocery store, bro. Come on, man. I just came to get me some Froot Loops, little bro. I don't know what you asking me, man.

I saw this—

leave my girl alone.

I saw this outside the movie theater last week. I was like, huh, never seen that before. And they're there shooting content.

I'm gonna tell you, number one place in the world for these people Brickle right there— Brickell, right? Where that Moxie's is and Mary Brickle Village yep! Right they're like I see them on my phone but... "I know where that is." They all over here! All of their same stupid-ass age: only Nas-only-Nas-only-Naz-onely Nazonlynasonlynazonyenas OnlyNazzOnlyNazOnlynazzoNYzOnyNaZoNyNaZZOneynaaAZONYNAZOnyNAS ONLY NAZ ONLY NAS ONLY NAZ ONLY NAZ ONLY NAZ ONLY NAZ NO EVEN HahaHAHAAAHAAAHHAAAAA! I don't even want to pause to even let you think you might get a chance unless they paying. Do they pay? Is that free?

Do they pay?

They don't pay.

Choo Choo, do we have any, uh, uh, like flowers to give away for today's show? Was anyone extra good? Anyone extra special today?

Yes sir, man. All you guys are always special for sure, man. Great show with the skeleton crew. I can't tell when I'm listening, I feel like the whole cast is always there. So hats off to you guys. Nice. But I want to give some flowers to our brother and our colleague Damien Woody, man, on 15 years of service, man, for ESPN.

Wow.

He put out yesterday that he's still processing it, but he wants to thank all of his colleagues who made it a joy to talk ball for 15 years. Being a guy who had a serious speech impediment to working on TV was truly one of his proudest accomplishments. Flowers to my brother, man.

Damien Woody, one of the great, great people, like, in this industry, like, truly good people. Not just great at his job, but like, just a great individual too.

Nice. That's a good job out of you there, Juju. I don't think we have— do we have any polls from today? I don't think we did. It's a bad job.

Exactly. For the first time in show history, brother, we have no polls, man. Salute to y'all. That's how good the show was.

Oh, okay. That's one way to look at it. No questions.

All right. Everything was answered on show. No questions. Don't need any answers.

Well, there was this.

Like on the black internet or something.

Yeah.

Ah, there we go.

All right.

What are you going to do?

Good job, Juju.

Yes, sir.

What's for lunch? Who won?