Transcript of JuJu Gotti Saves The Movie Theaters | Postgame Show New

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So as we bring Juju aboard here, I do want to mention the most recent report from Shams Charania that LeBron James is willing to take a minimum contract with the team that he signs with. I think that's just PR, you know. I, I think it's just, hey, I'm, I'm willing to go to the team that makes me happy, best chance of winning, etc., etc. Money's not a thing. That doesn't mean that he's going to sign for the minimum.

Do you think if it is true that that would level the playing field between Golden State and Miami?

No, no, I think, I think it has to be about— it can't be about just the money. Like, I think it has to be about winning and comfort level and the way that he's going to fit on that team. So I— look, the Heat are going to wind up offering him, I believe they're going to offer him like $30+ million because they have the ability to make a trade with the Lakers for sign and trade. Ultimately, I think whoever he signs with, it's going to be for some dollar amount like that.

I think one of the things that gets lost here on how complicated these transactions are and how much you have to extend the superstar in these instances, uh, we told you of the reports that Giannis Antetokounmpo, whose feelings were hurt at the end in Milwaukee, wanted a seat at the table in Boston, and Boston was uncomfortable with that. He's got a seat at the table here before he comes here and before all of that happens. In order to convince Giannis of how it is that it is a good idea for him to come to Miami, you guys should know that all of these pieces and plans are put in place with him, discussed with him, and of course, at this point in his career, the specifics of how Giannis would want this built. If Giannis could get LeBron James, you don't think Giannis would want that? Like, what, what, just best, best guess on what Giannis would want and how he would want it. Those conversations have already been had. These agents and these economies that move cities like this, there aren't many guys like this. There are not many, probably less than a dozen.

Shaq was the first time Miami actually experienced this. He gets to town, oh look, Shaq's in charge. Like, it happened like that, where Shaq comes in, he's like, yeah, I'm not on your media schedule, we're not doing things. I come here with all of what my resume and my past is, and this is how I expect things to be here for me. And then the organization had to sort of shapeshift around him because Shaq was a monster star unlike any that they've ever had. They've just got another one. Like, he comes in here with a whole bevy of managers and plans on what he wants the next 4 years to look like on his moneymaking. Giannis isn't here to take a small swing, and he's not here to wait a year either. He's already wasted the year. This year is not about wasting that year. We're going to bring in Juju now to talk about an assortment of things, including the updating of the polls. Juju, what do you have for us though in terms of fresh ideas, new topics, some things that we should have talked about today that we did not talk about?

Yes sir, man. I, I, first of all, I'd like to say viva la Mexico, man. Everybody knows, if you my closest friend or any of my friends, you know I'm 1% Mexican and I flaunt that to the highest ability, you know what I mean? Salute the little Mexico. Rest in peace, young Scooter. But I got a little movie date coming up with the old lady, and we always get to pick our seats before we go, and we always just want to get as far away from people as possible. But in that process, I thought, movie theaters, I got an idea for you. Whenever someone comes to the counter and buys a candy or some Twizzlers or anything that has a wrapper, unwrap that. Pour it into a little container, maybe napkin-lined, and then give it to the people. Therefore, they're not opening up the packages during the damn monologues.

Great idea.

This is great.

It's applause-worthy. That's a good idea.

Applause-worthy idea. Put it on the poll at Le Batard Show. Is the idea to pour the contents of the movie theater box into a tray applause-worthy?

Yeah.

Is it? You think that's that good an idea?

Yeah, a lot of times. This would save the movie theaters. Well, and a lot of times, you know, you're trying to— you're opening the box of candy that you have, but it's totally dark. You can't even see what you're doing.

It's like pour the Raisinets into a cup.

Yeah.

So you're just eating it like popcorn.

No, no, no, no. A napkin-lined bucket tray situation. Think of a small fry from the football game. They give it to you in a little tray, throw some napkins in there, bada bing, bada boom.

Great idea.

It's been a second since we've gotten some entertainment options from you. What are you recommending these days in terms of television shows that people should be watching or anything streamed?

Oh yes sir, man. I got the top 5 TV shows that you should be watching right damn now. No olis. Number 5, Sugar.

There's a shocking plot twist in season 1 of Sugar. Shocking.

Salute to CF, and the F stands for Pharaoh. Number 4, I will find you on Netflix. Oh yeah.

Can you tell me something, Greg? Do you know who Colin Farrell is? Can you name anything that Colin Farrell has been in?

I've heard the name. I could not name anything he's been in.

You want to try and describe what he looks like? Do you have any idea what Colin Farrell looks like?

Uh, heavyset Englishman.

You must have saw the Penguin.

You asked me.

I did.

Am I right?

Uh, no, you are not right.

Okay, my bad. Number 3, Cape Fear on Apple TV.

Juju, you like it? I just finished Widow's Bay right now, so I'm moving to Cape Fear next.

Yeah, Widow's Bay and Cape Fear, they seem like they would be the same. Cape Fear is the real deal. Widow's Bay was playing with us.

I, uh, I saw the first, uh, look, it's got great acting in it, and Javier Bardem is almost always good, but I, having seen the original Cape Fear and then watching the writing in the first of those episodes of Cape Fear, I checked out. I'm like, the writing on this is really hacky. Like, it's not— the actors are great, but the writing is not very good. Uh, but anyways, I'll give it another chance. Number 2.

Oh damn, you ever thought of writing a script? You are one of South Florida's best writers in history of the world. We should hop on that, doggy. Hear that idea? Number 2, House of the Dragon.

It does make everything better. The guitar riff does, it really carries us. Number 1.

And the number 1 show you should be watching right now, man, me and my brother Greg Cody definitely agree on this: Love Island. Oh, Casey Anaya, oh my goodness, sincere is not living up to the name, Greg, am I right? Loving it.

Did I just see you give a Greg Cody first down on Love Island? You just gave another Greg Cody first down. Go ahead and give us the polls here, Juju. What do you have for us in the way of updates?

Do you know of any adults out of college who have a blue leather couch? 97% of the audience says no, they don't.

Oh, what?

Of all the colors, does blue have the most range of colors? 75% of the audience says yes, it does.

A what?

A what? A what? A what? A what? If your jersey were retired, would you let your son wear it? 58% of the audience says no, they would not.

Oh, what?

Close vote though, right? Also, did y'all hear the Ben Simmons to Miami? Zazz, what you think about Ben Simmons in Miami, bro?

I mean, I think the team has to want you. It's not really always just the other way.

He's like, yeah, I'd love to go to Miami.

It's like, we bet.

I'd like to play for the Heat also, you know, see how that goes.

Hello, are you a creature that cannot be trusted if you're using a knife and fork on a donut? 88% of the audience says yes, you are. Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, what? Worst thing to use a knife and fork on: a donut or a slice of pizza? 75% of the audience says a donut. A what?

A what?

If you're eating a slice of pizza with a knife and fork, should you be kicked out of the establishment? 70% of the audience says yes, you should. Oh, what? All right, enough of that. Sicilian pizza, thick or thin? 55% of the audience says thick 'em. That's it, right? When you start with a top 50 list, should there be 70? 53% of the audience says no, they shouldn't. Have you ever eaten half a donut? 58% of the audience says yes, they have. Because gave me 20 years away. And last poll, you ever hear of Bob Dylan? 85% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls.

Thank you, Juju.