Transcript of JuJu Asks For a Ruling From Judge Zaslow | Postgame Show

Greg, you, you really can't name— I mean, whatever, name a few. You, you can't name any Marvel movies?

Uh, He-Man?

No, man, that's not— that's not—

that's Mattel.

Saying words that he heard earlier today.

Um, Marvel? No, I'm not—

nothing.

Think of superheroes, just the superheroes.

Superman?

That's DC.

That's DC.

Batman?

Also DC.

This is why Greg Doesn't Know Movies is a banger on the Greg Cody Show.

Okay, I don't know Spider-Man.

Yeah, there you go. Atta boy. Yeah, that was in his ear.

The Incredible Hulk.

Yeah, he got that too. Also said in his ear.

The X-Men.

Uh, all right, let's stop.

Less so, but yes.

Right answer. George Jetson.

Close.

The Road Runner.

Hanna-Barbera, Warner Brothers.

There you go.

You did mention it though. Are you excited for He-Man to be available streaming now?

I'm as excited as I can possibly be.

I can't wait.

I'm gonna watch it.

I might watch it tonight.

Oh, I'm very excited. I'm gonna watch it.

So you said, where is it?

On Prime?

It's on Prime. You should watch it.

Yeah, I'm gonna take it and check it out.

I'm into it. I'm excited to hear if you like it.

Review tomorrow.

How about that?

Good. I, I can't wait. I love that movie. Let's bring Juju aboard here. Juju, uh, you're gonna be watching He-Man tonight on Prime Now streaming?

Yes, sir. Yes. You know what else is available for streaming? Disclosure Day.

Is it really?

Yes, sir.

Okay, Greg, you know about that Disclosure Day at Spielberg?

I do not.

All right, Disclosure Day. That's a— Juju, did you see Disclosure Day yet?

No, I haven't seen it. I was saving these because I was, I was influenced by you. They You're not a movie guy, but I— damn, damn, you are a movie guy to me, so I trust you.

I'm a great movie guy. Disclosure Day is— it's, it's good. I, I don't know that I say it's great.

That's the one with Michael Douglas? Yeah, and him and, uh, Demi Moore. Baby, baby.

He-Man though is a great movie. You will love that.

Yes sir, yes sir. Trust you, I trust you. Ultimately, that's why I have 2 cases today. I bring forth 2 cases for the honorable Judge Zazz. Let's do it.

All rise.

The honorable Jonathan Zazzlo now presiding with prejudice.

Yes, sir. Firstly, we got a video out of the Major League Baseball Association where we have a patriot. My boy is mad. I want to know, is this patriotism or is this bullying? Because if this brother doesn't want to stand up for the anthem, I mean, Does he have the right to? This is America, Jack. Roll it, video team.

Telling someone to stand up, aggressively telling him to stand up, smacks him in the back of the head, then he stands up meekishly.

Stood up meekishly. Just ask, I need your ruling, is this patriotism or is this bullying?

Uh, both.

I think it's both.

For sure, you know.

The guy's standing up.

You're a judge. Ugh. Pick a side.

Yeah, I think it's both for sure. Certainly, unfortunately, I cannot side with the guy who smacked the other guy because whether you're offended or not, like that guy maybe he served, you know, so he's offended that this person is not standing. And even if that's the case, you can't then just smack him as a result to stand up. That's not appropriate behavior, but sidebar here—

Down the middle, zaz, it sounds like.

Sidebar: the dude that gets smacked, can you stand up for yourself a little bit?

Seriously. He did. He stood up. He stood up, didn't just look forward, didn't even look back at the guy.

I mean, Juju, Juju, can you stand up for yourself in that spot?

Come on. Does the bully Patriot realize he could be arrested for assault? You can't physically touch somebody like that.

Although I do end up thinking the guy that smacks him comes off the worst in this video somehow. But yet if that guy would have stood up and punched the guy, then all of a sudden we are now again mad at the guy. Yeah, for you, for— you didn't stand and now you're gonna get aggressive with the guy. So it's—

I don't know, I'm, I'm finding everybody guilty with prejudice.

That's why I love you, Zazz. Next case is more personal. Now it's concert season going around and I got my old lady, you know what I mean? She want to go to a couple concerts here and there. No, someone offers us concert tickets. You know me, I like to have my feet on the wood. I like to be courtside. I like the certain type of je ne sais quoi, if you don't know what I mean. Is it fair or foul of me to ask them where are the seats before accepting the seats?

Great question. Great question. It is completely fair for you to ask, alright? You have a reputation to uphold. You can't be sitting up in the upper level, alright? 'Cause then you embarrass yourself, you embarrass Aliyoub, you embarrass Goodfellow, you embarrass the Dan Lebatard Show, you embarrass yourself, alright? So it is fair to ask where the seats are. With prejudice.

It's a tough spot though, because I think the question is fair, but if you get the an— if you find out they're nosebleeds, Then what's the response?

Is it the—

Right. Kindly, thank you so much for the gesture, but I'm gonna pass?

Yeah.

Or do you just take the tickets, make them think you go, and then buy better seats?

You push it out into the future. Careful with who— I'll hit you up. I'll hit you up for sure. Careful with who you ask that. If I offer tickets to somebody and they ask me where they are, I'm like, never again. Not yours.

I agree. I would be annoyed. I'd be annoyed.

Yeah. The judge's ass has ruled though, but—

With prejudice.

Moving on. Moving on to the WNBA, man, we got great, great news, breaking news out of the W. Queen Fee, Nafissa Collier, is returning today at 3 PM for camp day, the most glorious time in WNBA. Oh my God, pairing her up with Olivia Miles right now, who many are saying it's a three-horse race in the MVP for the WNBA. That's A'ja Wilson, that's Paige Beckers, and that's Olivia Miles. Now you giving her the MVP candidate for the last couple of seasons. It is up in Minnesota right now. Salute.

Uh, Juju, when do we start a dialogue that Dallas, the Dallas Wings really blew it by not drafting Olivia Miles?

I mean, the dialogue can be started, bro. It's already been started. And I was one of the people who got out in front of that and said I was wrong because I thought Lauren Betts should have been chosen earlier. Boy, was I wrong. I think Dallas is making it work though with AZ because Paige is just such a star and you can rely on her the whole fourth quarter. And Ulrike Agumawale, which she stepped up in Paige's absence the other day. So I think AZ fits over there, but Olivia Miles is proven to be the best player in recent draft history.

Juju, what is this, uh, you got for us on Justin Fields? What's going on there, brothers?

I was on Twitter yesterday, bro, and I was stopped in my tracks once I seen this picture because I forgot You dig? I be forgetting these transactions be happening early after the season. This picture almost sent me in the shot yesterday.

Chiefs, Chiefs.

I was like, right, my boy Justin Fields is a Chief. I forgot all about that. I forgot Patrick Mahomes got something with his knee going on. Out of bounds on me, but that is the jarring picture of the day.

That is a little bit weird. Uh, Juju, before we, uh, before we get to the call, before we get to the polls here, you got it. Thank you.

Uh, basically the same thing.

Tony, I'm looking for a full review tomorrow. I'm very excited.

You got it.

I'm very excited that you're going to watch He-Man tonight. Now, if you— if you're searching for He-Man in Prime, it's called Masters of the Universe. Actually, I called He-Man, so just make sure you search Masters of the Universe.

Good.

No, yeah, I don't want you to say, oh, Zazzle, I thought you said it was coming out, you're a big liar. I'm not a liar. It's called Masters of the Universe.

Okay.

All right, very good. Uh, Juju, let's get some polls.

Yes, sir. Do you know how much a shekel is worth?

Good question.

92% of the audience says no, they do not.

Zazz, this is bad. Get Up just came back from break and it said Miami mishap in big bold letters.

I know, I don't like it.

This thing is being framed as Miami really messing this up, but Dan cleared it up.

But they didn't. It reminds me of that guy on Succession when, remember, his son made that thing and he was at the desk like, oh, sorry guys. You think I want to talk to Goldhammer? 58% of the audience says no, they don't.

Goldhammer!

Is there an injury in sports worse than a ruptured testicle? 92% of the audience says no, there is not. Worst injury: ruptured testicle or fractured testicle? Ay ay ay. 88% of the audience says ruptured testicle. Yeah, man, because yeah, if it's fractured, it's ruptured. That's 6-7. Are some people awake during brain surgery? Tony, what? 73% of the audience says yes, they are.

23% need to Google something.

Did you land the backflip if you land on your ass? 91% of the audience says no, you did not.

Come on.

I'd like to remind people right now that DraftKings Powerball tickets, get 5 right now wherever you are, all 50 states. Do you really trust the concierge? 59% of the audience says no, they don't.

Wow.

Is the concierge compromised? 84% of the audience says yes, he is. Or she, or they. Is chicken parmigiana the highest praise? 57% of the audience says yes, it is. Damn right. Is Chip Kelly a silly little goose?

Great polls today.

I'll do my boy like that. 91% of the audience says yes, he is. Has Mike ever been more ready to shit? 69% of the audience says no, he has not.

That was gratuitous.

It was.

And last poll, can that brother piss?

Yeah!

71% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls.

Good job. Thanks, Juju.

Yes, sir.

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