Transcript of Postgame Show: Top 5 Songs To Hear On Third Down (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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What's going on in his mind when his teammates aren't on time? Nothing to do but tell all the media. And it's getting boring watching him throwing pics, but that seems to be all he does. Remember the 70 points he had back in '23? Who would have thought by '25, we'd be the Jacksonville Jaguars. Or worse for that matter, 'cause our God's protecting his brain by eating carbs. Oh, here he comes. He'll throw you under the bus. Oh, here he comes, he's a bad leader. Oh, here he comes, he'll throw you under the bus. Oh, here he comes, he's a bad leader.

♪ That has to be a catch for T. J. Hawkinson. You got to let that be a catch. That's so wrong to not allow that to be a catch. It's unprincipled. You're governing with people who are only strictly doing the rigidities of the law. If you don't see that athleticism and allow it to be a catch. Also, I'm going to be wrong on the Chiefs on another front. That right there yesterday is the first time an Andy Reid coached regular season team has ever had a shutout. It's the first time that has ever happened. Really? Regular season shutout for Andy Reid. It may have happened in the postseason, but he has never held the team to zero point.

The Chiefs yesterday had 30 first downs. The Raiders had 30 plays.

The Raiders of Tom braided, don't let him have production meeting advantages. Don't let him have headset advantages. All they did was punt, and all Kansas City did was score touch downs and converted on every third and three. Every third and three that they spent the game, and they just kept converting on.

Look what they did to my boy, Gino.

He rolled back.

Yeah, we've finally gotten to that point in the game. Juju, we're going to do Polls and Joker of the Day with you. But what Mike said, the greatest truth I believe spoken on today's program is that the in-game experience matters, and a stadium announcement can absolutely make an in-game experience total monster mountain of diarrhea shit. If you do not have the right stadium announcement, he will absolutely kill the vibe of a place.

I agree. Yes, sir. Absolutely. So it inspired me to make the top five songs that I want to hear on Third Down and top five songs that I do not want to hear on Third Down list.

Wait, can I help you out by this by doing the PA announcement on the Third Down?

Oh, yeah. That'll be the cadence that we strike. Let me know when you're ready.

All right. Top five songs that I want to hear. O-l-i. It's Third Down. M&m, Lose Yourself comes on.

It's Third Down. You're going to blow out your voice.

Don't Stop Believing comes on.

A journey.

It's The Down.

You'd do only if you were down there.

Number 5. White Stripe, 7 Nation Army comes in. Yeah, good one. Here we go. It's The Down. You're cooked. Swag, serve. Swag, serve. It's The Down. The Eye of the tiger comes on. It's The Down. Nothing Buck If You Buck comes on.

I would kill for that over at Conga. It's Third Down.

Pastor Troy, We Ready comes on. And that's the list.

It's a good list. Thank you, Mike. It's a good list. I mean, that's a shout out to Lamar Thomas. Top five songs you do not want to hear on Third Down.

Let's go, Mike.

It's Third Down? Yeah.

It's Third Down.

The Congo.

That's terrible.

It's such a terrible choice. I thought it was Archie ever.

It's Third Down.

Ymca.

That one gets that crowd going.

Hey, let's get up. It's Third Down.

I know from experience, that one gets a lot of hats going in the stadium. The right hats?

Let me get it again, Chris. Hey, guys, it's Third Down. Everybody was kung fu fighting.

Come on, defense. Put it together. It is the Third Down.

I like that one.

The third down. Who let the dogs out?

All right, final one here. Let's come on. It's third down, guys.

Let's get a stop.

We are family. Yeah. That's the sledge. One more.

One more, I meant. I meant one more. One more, stop.

Sweet Caroline. They played that, too. Get it out of here.

They played that, too. They played that. I don't know what's going on from a game ops, but I'm serious. Mario Cristobal needs to get directly involved and said, Hey, I'm embarrassing myself saying we need to make this in a I can't make it an asylum with Miley Cyrus and Konga.

What do you think would be Mario Cristobal's playlist?

It was just like, What did we play in 2001? Let's do that. That's all anybody wants. Just turn-of-the-century hip hop, not partying in the USA.

I'm the fire starter. I'm not a firestarter.

I'm not a firestarter.

It'd be better than Conga. You can't go Conga.

There's two rock songs that you play. It's Bush's Machine Head and whatever Metallica song that's left. Last Resort? Turn of the Century hip hop, and then occasionally, Ba Bony.

Going to get to Joker of the Day and Polls. But, Juju, I've been told that you are armed with some of the costume shenanigans that we did at Ron McGill's Zoo Party. Valerie and I finished either third or fourth place, depending on applause. She was doing Marie Antoinette, and I was King Louis. And so I suppose you're going to mock me here?

No, I'm not going to mock you, Dan. No, not yet. I just want to salute. Great party from Ron McGill. Everybody who supported it. Thank you, guys, the audience and everybody. Look at perfect picture, perfect costumes. Oh, my goodness. You look incredible. Salute to your partners. Ronkula made in a... Oh, look at this. Come on. Fantastic.

He hurt his shoulders. Go ahead, bro. No, I'm sorry. Ron McGill hurt his shoulders because of the number of times he had to do that over the course of the evening. He woke up with a sore shoulder.

Do we have the shot of Dan's ankles?

And we get to the Joker of the day. Nice sneakers.

Yes, that's funny.

Dan, what in the Yes, that's funny. If you're going to commit, you got to commit. You can't throw on the orthopedics with the King Arthur.

At least wear the stockings. If you're going to... Not some Nike socks, man.

This was the problem. The stockings didn't come from Amazon quickly enough, and so I got stuck. I got...

For some knee socks.

No wonder you only finished third or fourth. I didn't have any long socks.

That's as a celebrity, too. Probably got some extra books just because of that.

Also, to be fair, was Maria Antoinette who said, Let them eat cake, not Louie. Let me eat cake.

Thank you, Amine. You said you saw the John Candy documentary, and it made you think of me.

Yes, but not for the reasons that you think. You think it's because you're fat. No, not because of that. Although you guys are both rotund.

I like me.

We're going to get to the pulse of the day in a second. How did everyone feel about the chargers getting dragged in those yellow jerseys yesterday? Justified.

They looked like bottles of mustard. Amen. Hey, man. Worst jerseys in the league this year so far. Again, Zaz said that Jim Harbaugh is the greatest coach ever ahead of even-I mean, they're going to make the playoffs.

Okay, but the greatest coach ever. Right.

No, I said, I think he's one of the greatest coaches ever. Then Colin Coward stole my take and decided to one up me and say he's the greatest coach ever. He's one of the all-time great coaches.

Everyone hated those uniforms. Uniforms, universal panning of those uniforms.

It's arena football stuff.

I didn't mind them.

There's not a lot of yellow in the NFL.

I didn't mind them that much.

It's an accent for most teams to have yellow. No one actually goes yellow as a primary.

I believe against the Vikings, the '90s throwbacks come back, the Navy ones.

I think if you're going to go yellow, you got to go all the way out. You got to set out the white helmets. You got to go, too. Let's make the helmet yellow. Let's do the whole thing. If you're going to do it.

I'm with you.

Commit to it or don't. Any thoughts on the Zazlo Cody beef today and the Dan Cody beef today? I saw that Greg missed his ally Billy today, even though the shipping container tried to pick up the slack for him. Did you take any sides during all of those disagreements, Juju?

Yes. Number one, when Greg says stop, we just got to stop. No matter how funny the joke on the other end of the tunnel is, we got to stop what my boy access to. Thank you. Also, God bless Erling Cody. Oh, my God. Dealing with that. After she get home, this boy trying to negotiate some league deals. Bravo, Greg. Thank you, Billy.

Thank you for your support.

I need your support. I mean, Juju. Sorry. Yes, Absolute.

Let's update the polls here at Levitard Show. How many did we have today?

We had two polls today. Can the second leg of your first-class flight ever be a bus? 92 100% of the audience says, No, it cannot.

It doesn't make any sense.

I was so confused.

All right, speaking of confused, the Rams should get extra credit, by the way. That game happened at 6: 30 AM their time. It wasn't Deloitte's time. It was Pacific time. So they did that on that time, and hats off to the Rams.

They threw to seven receivers in the first quarter while having no receivers. They don't have any receivers, and they threw to seven of them in the first quarter.

Can you bring yourself to trust anyone named McCorkle?

It's a good poll.

93% of the audience says no, and those are your posts.

Thank you, Juju.

Thank you, guys. Rest in peace, Doug Martin.