Transcript of Postgame Show: Top 10 Greg Cote Moments (feat. JuJu Gotti)

I have not been able to get off me how bad that Jeremy soup song was. The scent of that song has been on me. Jeremy, what happened there? It was a good song? It was a good song. It was funny? Okay.

It made you all laugh?

All right. Well, but because it was bad, not because it was good.

I really like soon. Okay. Welcome to Comedy, Dan.

You ruined Stevie Wonder.

You told me to use less words. I really like soon. I used less words. Fewer words? Fewer words. I corrected myself.

By using more words. Juju, I want to get to the polls in a second. I'm sure you're going to vigorously defend Greg Cody here today. And yesterday, I caught a whole bunch of strays from you in the postgame on levying a bunch of penalties and fines my way. So what did I do wrong today, and what does the audience want to punish me for today?

Yes, sir. Fine for trying to bully that man on his birthday, man, about the damn Dolphins. You can't go 8: 00 to 9: 00 without losing one, man. Get off his back. It's been one week. It's back off. That's all I'm here to say, back off, because we're finna start finding your behind, and you're going to have to do these fines that the fans vote on ASAP.

Okay, I'm fine with that, but that's the only place you find me today. I will cover for this last time on his birthday, Greg Cody's $21 in fines today, even though I'm the only one who actually pays the fines around here because none of you guys respect anything we're doing with the fine. It's a big funny joke. So what else am I being fined for today? This tone as well, $26 now. $26. What else am I fined for today?

Bro, we got to find Mike, bro, $2, bro. It was hilarious. It's serious, bro. But you said that man's soup tastes like it was made in the damn forest, bro. Come on, man. It's his birthday. The bell peppers should have been cut into strips, and you know it. Thank you. Thank you, Juju. Great to feel the love and appreciation.

Happy birthday, brother. Here, hold on again. Happy birthday to him. I don't care. Good luck. We have solved the mystery. Pablo Tori found out. He actually wrote in that the reason we were having all those problems during the Chuck Todd interview is because Juju was in his house with his mic unmuted and everything he was saying was... I didn't know. Really? Yeah. Everything he was saying was coming. I don't know what he was saying. I heard It sounded like a television in Chuck Todd's house. But what happened, Juju? You turned off your mute?

Man, players mess up, too, sometimes, man. I don't know what the hell happened. I was sitting here in the dark room the whole time, and then I got that scary notification, the scariest sound you would hear, The host has muted your mic. I was like, Wait, what? I'm so sorry. I should be penalized greatly. That's the ultimate offense. So yeah, out of bounds on me, Coach. So sorry, guys.

So what's the fine on that? I own $26 today for Greg Cody's birthday. What is the fine on Juju for having a live mic on without knowing he had a live mic on? That's a $5 fine. We'll make it up as we go.

So I was technically right blaming Chuck Todd because it was coming from Zoom.

Yeah, no, you were not right.

Because there was one time it was making the noise and I potted the Zoom down and I was like, Oh, it went away. So I knew it was from Zoom.

It wasn't his Zoom. How could I We accused Chuck Todd of it being his Zoom. It was on our end. The accountability from the Coateies today is wild. You're in charge of all this stuff. I was right. I said it was from the Zoom. Come on, learn from Juju off me, Coach, and move on. That's right. Be accountable for one thing. Do you have anything for us to celebrate Greg Coatey today, Juju? You're one of his biggest fans. It is his birthday. He is legitimately seething. He's mad at us. Do you have a gift for him today?

Yes, sir, man. I want to celebrate my big brother on his special day by making a top 10 Greg Cody moments in the history.

In the history of the show? A top...

Okay. Yes, sir. Ola, a plethora of hard networks outs. Hard Networks Outs. Hard Network Outs that just lit up the entire globe, man. It was frustrating you, Big Brother, but it made us so happy to see you.

All Oli, including the tumor one, the best one ever done, the The one that he was revealing that he had a tumor, and then we clipped him. All Oli, that's crazy. All right.

Yeah. Another Oli, you with your hands on your hips at the golf course looking like...

Oh, great photo.

There's so much arrogance in that belly. Look at the amount of arrogance in that belly. Yeah.

Right. And last Oli, discovering that you fried turkey barefoot bed, brother.

I do that, too.

It does. I come to find out. Burnt of a feather.

Number 10, discovering that you, when you were younger, you looked a spitting image just like Tom Cruise, man. I couldn't believe it when I saw it.

That is crazy.

This is Greg Cody.

It's crazy how much he looks like him when he was younger. It's nuts. It doesn't even make any sense.

Is it really? Wow. That's Our recent word, this is not a joke. That's Greg. That's Greg.

That's no way. That's foul owl on the proud. Yeah, that's Greg.

Yeah. Number nine, Greg Cody in the Zardo's costume. Wow. Come on, man. You're welcome, ladies.

He is. Wow. Everyone says, Wow, that is Greg Cody. That's a good look for Greg Cody, and he is indeed packing. Can't believe that's the same guy from in the previous picture.

Number eight, the solo parade when Mick overrated was actually Mick overrated.

We haven't done a lot funnier than that.

Oh, my goodness. She was waving to Senti out there. She was like, I know you, bit, bro. Oh, man. Number seven, down goes Cody. Chris Cody caught you, man. This is a hell of a list. Oh, no.

This is What an honor, Juju, you've done for Greg Cody here, putting together this collection. This is a greatest hits collection right here.

Yeah, could have done without that. It's a little to the video. It's a little to the video team, too. I didn't even send that in. They caught that. But yeah, that's an embarrassing moment for you. Sorry to bring that back up there, bro. Number six, Greg Cody auditions for the Golden Odies. Look at the moves on my man.

Hey. I think I know what number one is. I think I know what number one is. Relax.

Man, you don't know what it is, Dano. Number 5, Greg Cody does South Beach Sessions. Come on, man.

You're strong.

Big tearjerker, man. My boy was vulnerable. He was a real man at the whole episode. If you haven't checked it out, man, it's still up there. Go check it out today.

That was a nice one. That's his heartfelt moment I've had publicly with Greg Cody on that South Beach Session.

Yes, sir, man. Number 4, The Miracle in Fort Myers' first pitch, Greg Cody throws it out. Yes, sir, man. That was a great day, man, to see you out there. And then you messed up by the name, Incarnacion. Incarnacion. That was such a great day, man. Buddy, won the car in our section, we had to give it away. That was wild. It was good to see you out there, man. The people just adoring you and loving you, man. It's good to see you in that element, Big Brother. Number three, when you were singing 1440 in the garage. Come on, man. Heartfelt. My boy meant every word he said in that garage right there. Thank you. Look at him. My cigar days.

You sampled it, Juju.

Yeah, I did sample it. I put it on my album. Yeah, Dark Nights. Yes, sir. Available wherever you get your music.

Juju, you were ahead of the curve of merging hip hop and country. Now everybody's doing that.

Right. I should have hit Billy Ray and asked him, Whose balls were juiced? Number three or number two, you coming out in New York City singing Zion, New York, New York.

That was good. And I know what number one is, and unfortunately, it includes Jeremy.

Yes. Number one, man, the best moment seeing my big brother up there on that stage in Las Vegas, Nevada. The He-Haw 3, man. What a day, man. What a moment. I feel like I was watching something that I couldn't believe I was watching. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Greg Coty. Not everybody has that top 10 list on our show. Congratulations, Greg. Thank you, Juju.

I really appreciate you, Juju. Thank you very much.

Before you get out of here, Juju, can you tell us how disgusted you were? You're, in general, disgusted by the hygiene of most men in our environment, and I'm assuming you're disgusted by baseball finger lickers?

Oh, my goodness, brother. I've seen a video this week. It reminded me of one person in the history of the world, my brother, Jeremy Tasche. Looking at this man go after his fingers, I was like, I've seen that before. Video team, if you have that video, I was like, Man, come on, what are you doing to yourself at this baseball game? It's kids everywhere, women there. Just take a break on the fingers, brother.

To his defense, maybe he had Cheetos or salt and vinegar chips or something like that and didn't have a napkin around and maybe just needed to just feel better. What happened a few words, pal?

The couple of things that I want to get to before we get out of here. I want to tell people, find Juju and Trista wherever it is on our network. It is you wish to find them because they've got very good chemistry, and it's a fun show that they do, Ali-oop. Jeremy, before we get out of here. No time for polls today. We're running long. Can you give us a critique, please, of yesterday's show? You were not here yesterday. I regret doing this, given that we've just asked you for fewer words, not more of them. But I do want to critique yesterday's show so that I can put a bow on what it is that we've done this week. What were your criticisms from yesterday's show? Thank you, Juju. Good seeing you.

Yes, sir. Thank you.

Your disagreement with Tony that Tua not being concussed was the best play of the weekend for the Dolphins. It absolutely was. You did a good job on Tyree kill, Dan. Glad we're cool to rip a guy for his off-field stuff now. You guys said, Nobody thinks biting is cool. Some people do, baby. You guys blew by Diana Rusini suggesting a great segment, Her Rotten Egg of the Week. And Dan, you're always looking for something creative and different, something we could do weekly. You suggested 30 seconds of Ray Hudson today. Just blew right by it. Great idea. Let's see. Criticizing-let's do that. Criticizing the kick of the guy with the prosthetic leg is the most sports radio shit Chris Cody has ever done. It was unbelievable. Lucy knows a lot about college football, more than any of us know about anything in our lives. She was also seven years old when the Mike Gunde thing happened, and you guys were referencing it. It was modern times for her, but has it memorized? Also, I aspire to ever reach a place where I love myself the way the Burke Kreisher does. It's truly unbelievable and admirable.

Oh, you know what It's funny about that. I feel like he's always wearing a costume there, that he's hiding something that's deeply, deeply, deeply hurt. Man, he's getting a lot of hate on the internet, and he's hurting in a way publicly. People have seen it. I went down that path with him, and he just cut me off because I'm the grief-eater.

Make all the world full of glee. Happy birthday from me to me. Happy birthday from me to me.

Happy birthday. We love you, Cody. Happy birthday, Owen. You old.

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