Transcript of Postgame Show: The "B" Name Proposals

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All right. Fun show today. I really love to fix the dolphins. I think we need to keep doing that. Who's next? Who's our B guy? All right.

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So I got a couple. The first one that comes to my mind, Brian Baldinger.

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Oh, double B, too.

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That's it. I think that's a good... That's going to be hard to keep. We had double A, there should be double B.

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Chris Collinsworth.

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But I don't think we'll ever get Collinsworth. But you got to go to C on that one.

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I can get you Chris Canty.

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See, now we're talking here. I like this. If we could do double letters as much as we can.

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If we could do Brian Baldinger and then Chris K.

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Is Dan Dierdorff still alive?

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Yes, he is. Is he?

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All right. Bring him back. Bring him back.

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Cook it with gas.

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Ee is going to be tough.

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We have our BCD nominees. Who do you think, Roy?

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C for E.

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I'll get back to you in a moment. Let's just focus on B. We're going to go through Brian Baldinger. If he can't do it, who's next? Joe Buck.

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Nate Burleson.

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Yeah, Buck would be good. Nate Burleson. All right, so we'll find some-Bucky Brooks.

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Dean Blandino.

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I like where your head's at. He? Julian Edelman. Julian Edelman.

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No, but Dean Blandino is a rules analyst.

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That's why he keeps throwing up D. Blandino. I think I want to stick to N. F. L. Analyst. It is a funny name. So we'll figure it out. Bonnie Bernstein? Bonnie Bernstein. He's playing this game, right? So we'll figure that out. Hopefully, we have Brian Baldinger tomorrow. Chris Berman.

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Oh, that'd be good. Oh, Bermon.

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You guys said... I like that. Greg, I found the fourth Amendment to put on your Mount Gregmore.

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Also, Dave Damoschek could be Double D. That'd be lazy by our-Double D.

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No, but hey, sometimes you need Sometimes you need some double D. It's about getting on the green. I have this one for you. The 21st Amendment. You know what that amendment is?

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How many are there?

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Twenty-seven? Twenty-seven, maybe.

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I knew. Twenty-seven Amendment. Some people out there were asking.

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The The First Amendment repealed the 18th Amendment.

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Why didn't he repealing?

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It liftedIt was unappealing.

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Prohibition.

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Prohibition.

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That's a big one for you, Greg. That is a big one. Legally being able to drink.

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I'm going to be taking advantage of that tonight.

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The Big Four, 1, 2, 5, and 21, apparently.

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1, 2, 4, 5, and 21, and 13, quite frankly.

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Don't forget about that, Roy. Well, and 19. Well, and 19.

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Thanks, Jess.

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How ridiculous The big deal is, is it Mike? Mike Ryan is on his way right now to the Fiesta Bowl. On the Bird.

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On the Bird.

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Right after the show ends today, I'm getting on a bird also. We're going to the Peach Bowl.

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Oh, that's too bad. Sorry for you. Enjoy it.

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It's going to be a great game.

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Yeah, it will be fun.

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And I like Atlanta a lot.

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Atlanta is a good city.

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But it's like, Canes tomorrow.

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Why is the Peach Bowl in the mix? That's like a small bowl compared to the big- No, it's part of the New York sixth. Compared to the Big Four, though.

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No, but it's New York sixth.

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1, 2, 5, 5.

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O-l-i. I actually heard, I think it was Joel Klatt saying that the NCAA... Football needs a signature event. Now that the bowls switch, they should have one bowl that's their... And he thinks it should be the Rose Bowl. He thinks that they should switch it so that every year, the national championship game is the Rose Bowl. Oh, please.

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You know what I'm talking about, this Rose Bowl? It's by far the greatest game.

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I mean, it is. I'm sorry. But it's the granddaddy of them all. Are you guys going to be homers and say what would be the number one bowl if there is one? Oh, the Orange Bowl. It's clearly the Rose Bowl. No, it's the Orange Bowl.

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Why is it clearly the Rose? I would agree the Rose is number one, but the orange and the sugar, to me, tie for second.

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I'd be fine with those being the semifinals every year. Those three bowls, the big three.

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The cotton is a distant fourth. The peach bowl, come on.

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But I will admit that in this new setup, I don't I know it is the Fiesta Bowl and the Cotton Bowl. Overrated. I'm thinking it's just the playoff matchup.

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Overrated. Roy nailed it.

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It's just the playoff matchup to me. I don't even think about what bowls these actually are. So I think that they could give these bowls more value if they stick them in spots forever.

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Yeah, that's not a bad point. I do think the mystique of the bowl is diluted by the college football playoff because you're entirely right. It's Ole Miss versus Miami. Nobody thinks, Oh, the Fiesta Bowl. The Fiesta It doesn't matter what bowl it is. We want the game. Not the cotton bowl? Yeah. Not the citrus bowl? Right. The holiday bowl? No, hell no. You kidding me?

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You know about that Cheez-It bowl?

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I do know about that Cheez-It bowl.

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You really want these bowls to be Robding Mingean.

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You do. Well put.

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What is your favorite snack, dad? In the cheese it realm. Cheese it extra toasty. If you're opening a bag, that's a snack. It's a bagged snack. What's your favorite bagged snack?

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I like big No, not for me.

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No combo for me.

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No, you know what I had the other day? Not the pretzel chitter? I had a bag of shelled pistachios with a hatched chili reasoning, like a spicy shell.

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You don't go shell-ish?

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It's a pain in the ass to shell pistachios. So these had already become shelled for you. So shell-ish? Un-shelled.

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When they're shelled, that means they're shell-less.

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Well, that doesn't make any sense.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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They've been shelled.

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Agree to disagree. They've been shelled.

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That's right. Shelly Duncan.

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Well.

Episode description

"Baldinger?"

Greg adds a 4th amendment to his Big Three, now a Big Four, that does not include the 4th amendment but does include three amendments: the 1st, 2nd, and 5th, but notably not the 13th or 19th.
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