Transcript of Hour 1: Let's Fix The Dolphins Vol. 1 (feat. Adam Archuleta)

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Verbringe deine Zeit sinnvoll mit HBO This is the Dan Levatore Show with the Stugatz podcast. So do you guys know how many times the Arizona Cardinals have made the playoffs in their 106 seasons as a franchise? Because I don't expect any of you to know that answer. Twice. It is 11 payoff appearances in 106 years. Harbaugh had 12 in 18 seasons with the Raven. So it's a little harder to do than people think. I'm stunned that the guest bookers have indeed... I just thought Archaletta is a great name to say. It's a fun name to say. I didn't think that they'd produce him quite this quickly, but Adam Archaletta is indeed there, ready to give us all the advice we need on how it is to fix the dolphins. Can you just throw together some cruddy imaging as fast as you can that introduces this new segment, How to Fix the Dolphins? Let's fix the Dolphins. Fix the Dolphins. Fix the Dolphins. Fix the Dolphins. Fix the Dolphins. Fix the Dolphins. Fix the Dolphins. Fix the Dolphins. Let's fix the Dolphins. Fix the Dolphins. Fix the Dolphins. Do it like Akemen. Akemen alphabetically is before Archaleta, but Archaleta is a broadcaster whose help we need to fix the Dolphins former first-round pick, obviously a safety in the league for many years.

And he's one of the voices in the AFC South, a member of the famous AFC South group chat that Mike Ryan has not been included in. So we are pleased to have him here. How would you, sir? Thank you for being with us. How would you fix the dolphins? Well, first, you forgot to throw in there, connoisseur of really awful backup, quarterback play. And I think we're now... We've graduated from the AFC South now that Jacksonville is so good. We're now part of the quasi AFC North, AFC East crew. So you got to add that into my introduction. Okay, I'm sorry I introduced you poorly. You didn't answer my question at all. Listen, I mean, the Dolphins, where do you start? I mean, you're in contract hell. You got to figure out your quarterback situation. Did I mention you were in contract hell. You got to get the GM, the head coach on the same page. There's a lot of fun stuff that you got to do down in South Florida. I feel like that's exactly what Akeman is being paid need to tell Steven Ross. A hundred %. It may sound ridiculous to you, but this is what Troy Akeman probably said, Man, where do you start?

It is. And look, there's a lot of haves and there's a lot of have nots in the NFL. And if you are saddled with a hole at quarterback and you're saddled with salary cap quarterback L, then that is a really, really tough place to start. Until you figure that out, then it's going to be an uphill battle for sure. Adam, does it bother you that we want you to do for free what Troy Akemen is getting paid a lot of money, likely for? You know what? In a way, it does a little bit, but you've got to understand where I'm at in life. I have a great gig. I've done well in life. But as far as analysts go, I'm not I'm not a quarterback. I'm not a Hall of Famer, so I'm like the red-headed stepchild of analysts. You look great. I do a lot of things for a lot less money than the quarterbacks do. So I'm used to it. That's part of my deal. And doing stuff for free, I guess, is my wheelhouse. So Adam, if you were being paid to advise Steven Ross, are you telling him today, Now, stick with Mike McDaniel, or are you telling him, Go after John Harbaugh?

But you're doing it very poorly, I should say, as an advice giver. When you come in, instead of forcefully telling us what it is he should do, you're saying, Well, where do you start? It's a hell of an uphill battle. We need confidence, conviction. We need you to give it. Tell us what to do. Shoot the gap. Yeah, you go after guys that have done it, and you go after program builders. Listen, on one hand, I do like getting some new blood in the building. Guys that are young, that guys have a different creative mind. And you tried that with McDaniel. Look, I like what Liam Cohen has done in Jacksonville, and I like what some of these young guys have to offer. So yes. Is there a Nancy, what would the new coach have to do in Miami, similar to the Dora? Exactly. Mike, before you get out of here, I know you wanted to talk to Adam for a while because you want to be a part of this group chat. Yeah, Adam, I'm hopping on a bird right now to your old stomping grounds for the Fiesta Bowl, but I was so excited to hear your name pop up because Spiro Deedis made me a promise, and I take someone's word very seriously.

In his last appearance, he promised that I could get added to this AFC South group chat. One of my passions is watching Spiro and Adam on the call of AFC South games and hearing Muelli Cox and the Jigs. The Jigs. The Jigs. Please, can you find in your heart to actually add me to this group chat? I love the AFC South, boys. I'm cool with it, but we didn't. We changed the name. Okay, I'll be an AFC East, boy. It's like AFC East. I think actually we changed it just recently the other day to solid five crew, or the number one, fifth crew. Change it to Mo Ali Cox, and let me rip that thing. Yes. What about spin cycle crew? I'm with it. All I'm going to be doing is sending Mo Ali Cox gifs. That's what I bring to the table. I'm a vibes guy. You're in. All right, don't you lie. Make a promise. Make a promise. You're You're in. Hold on. I got to clear with Addi. Just make sure that you're still with it. But as long as you bring something to the table, you know what I mean? You got to be able to bring it.

I can to your jokes with the best of them. Thumbs up, you got it. I need creative sticker. Oh, dude. Some creative stickers. The new thing is you got to be really good with some great groc image creation and animation. So if you can bring that to the table, that is welcome. I'll vouch for you. Oh, dude, this chat is about to level up. Adam, thank you for being on with us. Can we fix them? We appreciate the insight. I feel like we have fixed the dolphins and we have brought an assortment of things to a table. Those are good things. So don't give me my number. Thank you. Yes, you're going to have to talk to him off air about getting the number. You wanted to say something, Adam? I just feel like I added zero value to the conversation and zero insight. So it means you did your job. As long as that's cool with you, I mean, that's what you get when you give advice for free and you're not paid for it, all right? I feel like that's the same advice the dolphins are paying for. I don't feel like they're getting any better for their dollar than we're getting for our lack of dollars.

I'm just saying I appreciate contributing to nothing, and anytime you guys want me to come in, I'm good for it. Greg, I believe that that would have been a good time to use the telestrator to just draw things on Adam Archaleta's face. Have you forgotten that you have the telestrator? Yeah, I did forget. Where's Adam? It's our first day with the telestrator. He's gone now. Oh, he's gone. He's still there. Adam- He's still there. There we go. He's still here now. There you go. Oh, the arrow through the head. You're going to that one again. Okay. Steve Martin. Steve Martin. Yes. Adam, thank you for playing along. We do appreciate it. We're going to try and do it every day until the dolphins get it fixed. Appreciate it. I can't wait. Thanks, guys. Have a good one. I love that guy. He was so good on American Idol, too. That was a success unlike the Miami Dolphins for the last 25 years. Happy New Year, everybody. 2026 is already getting off to an incredible start because you want to know how I rang in the New Year? It was with a bunch of friends in a Dallas hotel lobby bar, ordering a bunch of Miller lights because that's how you do it.

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Co/live-millions for entry period and free method of entry. Sponsored by Crown Gaming, Inc. Don L'Hébertard. Football. Football. Football. Football. This is the Dan Levatard show with the Stugats. Can we get, please, something that I saw yesterday that I didn't think could be done by a human being? Can we get Wemby, please? Kicking some basketballs out of a basketball net. It felt like AI to me. At Lebitard Show, do you believe Paul should be, do you believe a human being can kick the basketball rim? That any human being can kick a basketball rim? Because this is as close as I have ever seen a human being being able to almost kick. He could definitely kick the rim. And spoiler alert, it's Wemby for the audio audience. It's Wemby, and there are four or five basketball stuck in the netting, and he just, instead of knocking it out with his hands, he jumps up and he knocks it out with his feet. He's He's doing it from a standstill. He could definitely kick the rim. And he could have just stood there and hit it unlike just about any other human being. He wouldn't have had to jump.

His foot was a foot short, I'd say, of the rim. Only because it hit the basketball. That looked like he was getting full of style. I don't know if he could do the rim. But he wasn't trying to hit the rim. He was only trying to get the bottom of the net. You're saying a little crow hop or something? He's doing a karate kid crane kick there. Give him a couple of steps to get some momentum. You guys understand the question, though. You've now seen it and you have some context. It wasn't very long ago that this was an unknown person in France. Here's Wemby standing next to Shaq. Making Shaq look like me. And zwarfing Shaquille O'Neill. Shaq is so big. Yeah, That's the only comment anyone ever makes. No, Jeremy, I'm not kidding you. Okay? Anytime I've been with Shaq, what ends up happening around Shaq is people walk away from him, muttering, he's so big. He's got to be tired of that. But it's also like, how is that not obviously what you came in with as information on Shaquille O'Neill to still be stunned by it? If you watched the Minnesota game last night- Those other players are actually standing.

If you saw the Minnesota game last night, you saw that Rudy Gobert and the athleticism of the Timberwolves defense was a huge problem for everything the Miami Heat were doing. To see Wemby dwarf Rudy Gobert, I would I've thought two years ago, if you had asked me, and I had no introduction to there's a 7'7 person in France, is there a human being who can kick a basketball rim? My answer would have been, absolutely under no circumstances has there ever been a human being who can do that. Wouldn't that have been your answer? Yes, of course. Is there any context who would be second place on this list of people that you think would come close to being able to kick a basketball ring? I mean, take like Yau, for instance. Yau was what? 7, 4, 7, 5? No, but can't move like that. There's no way he'd be able to come close to kicking the ring. I think maybe someone who is literally doing a full backflip where their entire body was flipped the other way. But the crazy part is it's, one bee is just kicking one leg in the air. The other leg is near the ground.

It's the flexibility that's freaking. This is a seven foot six person who can palm the ground and do the splits. No one is like this. It's the reason he spent time in a monastery in the offseason. He is a absolute freak of nature, and mentally, he's that way, too. It's so cool. That's crazy. Look at him, Greg. Doing a split. Go do a split like that. Because your knee. I know you're getting back into bowling, but could you do that split? Yeah, no, not really. His split is definitely taller than me, right? Yes. By the way, don't kick the rim because what a way to get injured. Your foot gets caught in the net. It does seem reckless. I mean, it's the most dangerous thing I've I've never seen. Good point. Mike Ryan has just fled the facility because he is rushing out to the Fiesta Bowl. Hop on a bird. A place that is haunting for the University of Miami. Put it on the poll at Lebitardi show, Douche or No Douche, a guy who calls a plane a bird and says he's got to hop on a bird when he could just say, I've got to catch a flight.

Why do people do that? It sounds better. I'm for it because he's Mike. It's good. Why does Adam Archaleta bring things to a table? Why does everybody bring... Why are things being brought to a table when people are talking about what other people add to a community? I'm not going to put it on the floor. Where else am I going to bring something? Can you just imagine people sitting around a table having a good time? Hey, how are you doing? Bring it to the counter. It doesn't hit the same. But is it because you're serving a meal? Is that why things are being brought to a table because people are served at a table? You're bringing an assortment of wonders to a table. That's the reason that we're doing it. You hate a potluck, dad. You don't like when other people bring food to your house. Well, as long as they clear it with me first. I don't like the unannounced food delivery. Can I say something that happened before the show today that I found genuinely shocking, even though I've known Greg Cody for, I'm going to say, 45 years. 40 years I've known Greg Cody.

Even by his behaviors standards, even by his general entitlement as he's aged. I don't know if you saw this happen because you may have been getting dressed, Zaz Lo. I was watching. No, this was stunning. This was stunning to me. How many people saw what I'm about to describe that happened before the show? Roy, were you there? Did you see what happened with Greg Cody before the show? Because I was legitimately shocked by the amount of entitlement in it. I think I did. Yes, I believe I did. All right, so you'd know if you saw it because it was stupifying. Greg Cody has that thermos, and that thermos is filled with coffee, and he dropped it on the floor, and there was a giant puddle at his feet. And he just stood there waiting for someone else to clean it. No. Didn't make a move or a gesture as if he had any intention of going to grab anything that would clean the stain that was now spilling at his feet all around his feet because it was a lot. It was leaking. He did bend over and stop it from leaking by picking it up.

But then, nothing else other than wiping a wet foot of his-Making it worse. On the carpet, making everything worse. He waited for others, never made a move. Why do you do that? It's the entitlement of age. When you If you were to drop something, you expect your juniors, one of your juniors, to come to your aid. Who in particular would you have said should be the one? I complimented Jeremy earlier because I don't take these things lightly. In fact, I've included Jeremy in my because of his kind gesture. Jeremy leapt to the rescue and immediately grabbed a bunch of paper towels and cleaned up my mess. Did I appreciate it? Of course I did. Did he show you appreciation? He did later on. Not in the moment, but afterward, we were standing in the commissary together, and my fellow Heehaw 3 member turned to me and said, Jeremy, I really appreciate what you did for me. I don't take these things lightly, as he just said now on the show. Now, it would have been nice for a little help, but I do appreciate the appreciation. Honest to God, I was confused because I would think that the general shame and embarrassment of being in front of a bunch of people and spilling something would immediately, just as an instinct, make someone try to clean it up just because they were embarrassed.

The fact that he does not have this chip and just stood there staring ahead, waiting for a servant, a a janitor, somebody to appear with cleanup equipment without ever having the reflex, the instinctual reflex that I think any human being would have, even if they spilled something with no one watching. Even if you're just a human being who was by yourself, the fact that he was surrounded by people not only didn't produce the shame that I expected, it produced the entitlement of somebody else will do this. I'd have to do it if I were by myself. But because I'm I'm surrounded by people, clearly someone else will handle this for me. You hit that on the head. You do this in the kitchen a lot when you're cooking with mom because you do this thing where you're in charge of the meal, but you will assign things. Mom, you're in charge of the biscuits. If mom puts those biscuits in the oven while she's helping you with all your different things, if you look in, you see those biscuits are done, Erlene, you won't just grab the biscuits out. You're like, I'm not doing that.

That's Erlene's task. I'll just stare at the biscuits. Even Even though she's helped you, she stirred your corn a little bit. She checked on your turkey. But when it comes to you helping with the biscuits, it's, Erlene, the biscuits. I can't touch these. I assigned them to you. Did I ask her to stir my corn? But it's all about when you're in the kitchen, we're all cooks, helping each other. You could just grab the biscuits. Corn elder. No, I didn't ask her to do that. That thing. Yeah. And the other one? What number is that thing going to be in the top 50? That's a top five. That's got to be, yeah. That's a top five. Don't give it away. I don't want to give her anything away. What was the one, dad, that you added this morning? Because we're still adding phrases to the master list. What do you mean? Trust me, I'm so annoyed. He started 49 and 50 without having the list completed. Let me give a context to the listeners who might not have any idea what we're talking about. The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody. For the next 25 weeks in a row, we'll unveil two at a time, Greg Cody's signature catch phrases starting this week with number 50, Fuller than Vern Fuller, and number 49, Can I Hear a Click, Click?

No, Where's my click, click? Where's my click, click? Sorry. There's my click, click. That's when he wants somebody in the back seat of his car to fasten a seat belt. Forgive me for forgetting that catchphrase that I thought I learned yesterday. If you don't do the Where's my click, click? Is that just someone who you don't value? Fine. If they don't click, you mean? If you're not asking, if you don't care enough about them to say Where's my click? Well, I'm not going to do it to an adult. If you're in my back seat, I'm not going to go, Where's my click? I'm going to assume that you're going to buckle the belt without being told. This is a helpful... It's for kids. This is a kid's... It's for kids. This is children's music. It's for toddlers. He did it in my childhood, and he does it to my daughter now. Can you imagine an adult's reaction gets in the back seat of his car and he says that? Can you imagine any other adult in the world spilling coffee at their feet and expecting a whole bunch of other people to come pick it up?

That's the behavior of a dictator. A lot of coffee spilled because it was fuller than Verne Fuller. Thank you. The two phrases added to the spreadsheet where Greg can now see where they're going to be in, it's dancing swords and nocturnal meanderings. Dancing swords is sneaky. That's a sneaky good phrase. It's whenever you have to take a QK. Yeah, right. Qk also in there. Yeah, Yeah, dancing swords, I got to credit a friend of mine for inventing that, the late great Alan Cherry. A lot of these come from Alan Cherry. No, I wouldn't say a lot. Can you tell people what a QK is? Because it's a quick crap. A quick crap? You need the K? Throughout my whole life, whenever my dad's got to go potty, he tells my mom, Hey, I got to take a QK. So you have dancing swords when you need a QK. And dancing swords is that feeling in your stomach that it feels like you have swords in your stomach. There are QKs without dancing swords, but there's never a dancing sword without a QK. Put that on the poll. I believe-A square in a rambus. I believe that most people listening to this have heard the expression dancing swords.

Really? I think that dancing swords is something that people say about the stomach. I didn't know that. I don't think that that one is unique to you. I don't think I've heard that before. Look it up. Look up stomach and dancing swords and see if anything comes up there, Jeremy, because I thought that that was a known expression, but it may just be a known expression because I've heard Greg Cody use it since he was taking- That's what it is, Dan. Qks in the Harold bathroom many years ago. Correct. He's changed your belief in the American language because all that comes up is belly dancing. Yeah, I invented that Actually, my friend- Yeah, you said Alan did. Alan did, but I inherited that from him. Did you wait till he passed to start saying it? No. I honored him during his time on Earth by incorporating it into my lexicon. Rest in power. This is That's what I will tell you guys about Greg's phrase, Nocturnal meanderings. I was at his 40th birthday party the first time I heard that phrase to refer to sex. He was trying to make sure that everyone that was there understood that he was talking about sex when he mentioned nocturnal, nighttime, and meanderings.

I spoke next, and I just asked him, You know people do have sex during the day, right? It's something that hadn't dawned on him. He was already at the age where he's like, Sex is only something that people have at night. It's not something that you do when the lights are on, when there's any light When there's any light anywhere in the vicinity, it's only something after a dozen beers that happens in the quiet of the dark under the blankets. There cannot be any light wherever it is that there are meander. We all turn the lights off, no? Or is that just me? All right. Close the blinds. I mean, there is a song written about me called Morning Man, so it doesn't only happen at night. But I am willing to say nocturnal meandering is a thing. Most people associate sex with a nighttime activity, I think. I may be wrong. Dan Levatard. Baker Mayfield tearing up Tampa Bay, 38 for 45. Stugatz. Shred 'Em. This is the Dan Levatard show with the Stugatz. When you mention morning You made me think of something that I thought of during the break. I'm flipping through the channels, and I'm pretty mortified.

I've talked about this before. The amount of content that is either cult-related or specifically murder-related right is crazy to me. Just the sheer volume of murder-related content. I don't get those shows. Yeah, you don't get them, as in you don't understand why people are watching? Yeah, I don't have interest. I don't like that stuff. It's Super dark and super strange, but I think it was the OxyGen channel I was flipping through, and I was stunned on Christmas Day to see a show that was titled Homicide for the holidays and then was called Christmas Morning, spelled M-O-U-R-N-I-N-G. I'm like, You have to be shitting me. This is just a very strange thing that's happening right now in our country where there is so much mass coverage of murder that people are enjoying, that people have realized that this is a content entity that is obviously profitable. I don't get it either. I'll occasionally watch the Jinks to see if there's a mystery involved. I know that much of this is mystery-based. The proliferation of the podcast industry has a ton of this stuff in it where people like following the mystery that leads to murder. I know that people find murder curious all the time, but there can't be another time in American history that has it as a content source the way that we have it now.

There can't be anything close to in terms of people just paying money or spending this much time watching and listening to things that have to do with murder. Where did it start? I feel like it was that How to Make a murderer. Wasn't that Netflix? It was the serial podcast first, I believe, in terms of the timing. But yeah, Making a murderer, I believe, was the first one that I remember hitting like that on streaming because now it's just access to all this information. I remember my wife and my older son were watching the Daumer docudrama, and I was It's safe for me. I don't know why you guys like this stuff. Yeah, there's always been a fascination with crime in this country, and a morbid fascination. And you mentioned Daumer. Serial killers have groupies. They get mail in prison. You know what I'm saying? There are certain people who are just drawn to crime. And you mentioned podcast. Isn't manson the most famous one, right? Yeah, it's a cult thing. It's so weird. Yeah. I mean, it's beyond That's weird. I'm really into the cult stuff and into the serial killer stuff, just not the random murders.

The one-off murders, they're too sad. The serial killer stuff, I'm just fascinated by the mind. I find all... Mind Hunter, the TV show, canceled way too soon. That was fascinating. All those documentaries about the successful serial killers? Yeah, but Mind Hunter is a show. Yeah, but it went into the real serial killers. They end up interviewing people who playing those serial killers. And that's why you have shows where you'll have OJ Made in America. You'll have the documentary, but then you'll also have the dramatized version because people can't get enough. That's a one-off situation. I don't like the stuff that's real. But I find, especially the cult stuff. I don't understand how you don't find that interesting. The manipulation of the mind. I'm interested in the cult stuff. The cult stuff also often has murder in it because they're combining the two. Now, I will awkwardly segue, though, into Some football conversation here that I did want to have with you guys because there are a number of interesting things this weekend to pay attention to. From the cults to the Colts. Well, if the Colts were in the playoffs, yeah, but they are not, unfortunately.

So that doesn't It doesn't really work. But thank you for the help there. I appreciate that. And the gunslinger dance that you just did, putting your finger guns in your holster. But the thing that I wanted to ask all of you from the games this weekend, what are the most interesting things to you that are the games themselves, but also other things involved with the games that you are interested in? For example, D. K. Metcalf came really close It's not just to Cajun, costing himself $45 million in guarantees- To Calin. Costing Pittsburgh the ability to be in the playoffs and possibly ending Aaron Rodgers' career. But more quietly, Denzel Periman missed two games for the Chargers. The Chargers are playing against the Patriots. I'm super interested in that game for a number of different reasons. The only place I've seen Justin Herbert be truly terrible is in Foxborough against Belichick. Everywhere else, he's great, but his offensive line really stinks. It's an offensive line that does not belong in the playoffs. It's the worst of the offensive lines in the playoffs. It's a big ask of Justin Herbert. But Denzel Periman is returning to action after missing two games.

I wanted you to look up for me, if you don't mind, Jeremy, the specifics of what was found in Denzel Periman's car earlier this year when police pulled him over, because this is a man who is terrifying. He went to the University of Miami. He is physically violent. He's a great football player. The chargers are getting him back. He makes a difference because he's a great deal of fun to watch. But I remember reading about him earlier this season and wondering to myself, under what circumstances or why would you have to have those particular things in your car driving around? Because I don't know the specifics of this case. Can you help me with the specifics? I don't remember whether or not he was actually arrested. I don't think there was a crime involved here. It just made me super curious about what's going on in this person's life that this is the artillery that this person is driving around with. He faced no criminal charges, but he was arrested for a felony weapon in charge because when he was pulled over for a vehicle code violation, they discovered five firearms in his car, including two assault rifles.

So under what circumstances? I remember Hassan Whiteside one time got in trouble down here because they found a gun in his car that was not even just a simple handgun. It was a machine gun, I think. Remember Ryan Tannehill's wife? Yeah. She had a whole arsenal in her trunk. But is that someone just a gun enthusiast who's coming back from the gun range? Why would you need five guns in your car, and why would two of them need to be assault rifles? Under what circumstance do you imagine any of you driving around with that in your car? Because I can understand, one, to protect yourself. In fact, there are many athletes who do this because, told you this story before, Anton Jamieson would often, on the way home, circle several times around his home to make sure no one was following him because people know that athletes have money and people know that they can take money from athletes. Although now that no one's carrying cash, I think that you have to actually now-Send me a Venmo. You have to abduct the athlete in order to get what you wanted. But in a previous time, people knew that they could grab the jewelry or grab things of value from the car.

So athletes do have to be careful driving home. Is it like, Scan this QR code and send me your money right now? Is that your threatening? I'm just saying, instead of give me all your money, I have a QR code that they pull, Pull your camera. But that's your car jacking voice. That's your threatening car jacking voice? Scan this code and send me all your money. Don't tell anyone. Wait a minute. There's Biden in there. Call it a lunch. Why is Joe Biden- Because you know, you have to put a little thing, description of why you're sending it. Say we had an aggressive lunch, a weekend retreat. Scan it. None of you have an answer to my question as to why it is. No. You're asking the wrong group of people, Dan. I think you nailed it. A gun range, that's all I got. Do I have an assault rifle? Period. There it is. That's the question. My mom was wary of me going to friends' houses that had BB guns. I think you're asking the wrong group. You shoot your eye out. That was a thing in my household, too. Going to a home that hasn't gone.

An overprotective Jewish mother? Yeah. I had an air rifle as a kid. That was a lot of fun. It didn't shoot anything but air, but it sounded like a gun going off. That was great. Gun culture is run amok in this country, obviously. That's why people look at the First Amendment and they say, That means I have to have assault rifles. Athletes are just a slice of americana. If we're crazy about guns in America, why wouldn't athletes, some of them, be crazy about guns? Second Amendment. It's a fight. Whatever. I think it probably matters. Second Amendment is right. People are crazy about both amendments. You can't yell fire in a movie. I think people are into all of them. Can't yell fire? Well, not all of them. You can't. Nobody even knows what the other amendments are, right? It's the first and the second get all the credit. The fifth one is a pretty big one. The fifth one, yeah. The fifth one. Just lean back discussing. Take a load off. No, we're good. You're so good on this subject that I can see where you'd be maximum confident and swagrant about your ability to deftly navigate this particular landscape when you go, whatever the difference between the first and second amendment, and then you just say flatly, no one knows any of the amendments.

All right, dad, Jeremy's got them. Why don't you rattle them off for us? What's the fourth amendment? Oh, you give them to us. Take a guess. Put it on the poll at Lebitard Show. What do you think the third is? Does anyone know any of the amendments other than the first, second, and would you say Fifth Amendment? You said that those are the three that everyone knows. Yeah, the Fifth Amendment. You don't have to incriminate yourself. That's the big three. Yeah, that's the big three. All right. So does anyone- That's the 11th Amendment. Nobody knows. And then also put in there at Lebitard Show, do any of you know four amendments? Does anyone listening to this know four of the amendments? Is there a PGA champion? Like the fourth one that's not really a major, but it should be in there? We should all probably know the 13th. Go ahead. Yeah, the 13th. I'm listening. Slavery being abolished. I don't think you should go Roy there. I don't think you need to- Who else is going to say it, Dan? He just- Jeremy could have said it. I'm saying he could have thrown it to you without saying, Roy.

That's You know what? Fall off me, Coach. He could have just thrown it to the room instead of just saying, Roy, you know all about slavery. Just going to power through this one. The third, it restricts the quartering of soldiers in private homes. It's really crazy, right? Unnecessarily. Unnecessary amendment. Unnecessary. What's number four? Number four prohibits unreasonable searches and seizures without a search warrant. I like that one. That's okay, but I'm going to quarter a soldier in my home if I want to. Well, no, it's the other way around. A soldier can't just say, Hey, I live in your home now. Why would he? You're going to get squatters rights? You guys thought this wasn't the room to have the gun conversation with We just segued seamlessly into this being the room to have the amendments conversation with. Let's rank the amendment. Which starts off powerously by asking- Power ranking, I wrote 13, number one. Roy what the 13th Amendment says. We know 13 is not in Greg's big three. How, dad? I don't know them. I'm being honest. I don't know all the amendments. I don't think many people do. The third amendment was ridiculously arcane.

It applies to centuries ago when Minutemen were wanting to stay in my house. Let them go get a motel like everybody else. A Minutemen trying to knock on my door? Get up the street. Jack. You got a gun on his shoulder? A bayonet. A bayonet, yeah. A gun powder? A gun powder. Saying war things. The British are coming. Yeah, they were. Baby. Please don't make that gesture anymore. No, stop. Stop. Around here, just so that you guys who are listening on audio can get a visual representation of what it is that Cody was doing. He was pantomiming the filling of a musket with gunpowder, packing it in so that a minutman who appears at his door can be quartered by him. An inefficient SJ. What are you drawing on the telestrator now? It's a musket. Oh, that's the musket. Is that a bow tie? It looks like a bow tie. That could be a lot of things. It looks like the very end. Why is Is there liquid coming out of the musket? Wait a minute. That's not a musket. That's not a musket. Let's take away. What is that? What is that? Now, what have you done?

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