Transcript of Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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You're that great brother. So handsome. Dan, I'm talking to you.

What a nice compliment. It is so nice to hear your voice. It is nice to see your face. What a lovely surprise for the audience. They've been asking questions.

Where's Juju? He's living his big, musical mysterious life wherever it is that he pleases, and we are very grateful that he's returned to our shores and our loving embrace to, listen to the audience and bring us what the audience thinks are our tremendous failings with sprinkles of positivity when they praise us. Juju, it's nice to see how you've been, where you've been.

I've been cool, man. It's so nice to see you, brother. It's so nice to see everybody in the studio. I've been working on music, man. I've been doing a lot of music, and I've been taking a a nice opportunity to work on myself as well.

Like, I've been plugged into the machine for so long, brother, since since Meadowlark started. I ain't never take a day off. So this was my first time taking a day off and brother, I love it, like, you feel me? And, but I'm happy to be back, so I the the work I've done in the in the meantime though, bro, it's been phenomenal to me. I got like 100 of songs done, I got, like, a a a a t shirt line coming out soon.

I got some hoodies and shit coming out. I've been trying to do pretty much everything that I've never had time to do, and I've been doing that. And it's it's helped me find myself, fall back in love with myself. You feel me? Because we so we get so, like, tied up and locked into our appearances on these social medias and these TV shows and shit like that to where we sometimes become that character.

And this time out has let me tap back in to the little kid that I always wanted to grow up to be. You feel me? And so I feel like I'm back.

Lebot artaf.com is where you can get some of his stylings. For those of you who've been listening and watching for a long time, you know that this relationship goes back aways and that his artistic touch is all over a lot of the things, that we do. And that social media thing that you're talking about, Juju, when he says he hasn't taken a day off, he has not taken a day off since he started working on our social media stuff. So, it's nice to have you back. I don't want you taking too many more days off.

We like having you around here. So tell us what you've got today from today's critique. What, what are people saying we did poorly today?

People not saying too much poorly today. I got, like, so much backed up critiques that this might take a while

to do Good.

To today.

No. Let's do this. No. This is good. So we've got yeah.

Okay. We've got a little while of critiques. Alright. Give me all of the months of critique that we've missed. Go ahead and give it to me.

I'm a I'm a keep it to this week. I just think that this, like, the the whole flag plant and situation scenarios and argument got out of hand, bro, because I think it's just as ridiculous when a defensive player gets an interception. Now the entire team is in the end zone taking selfies. Like, what the hell is the equipment manager doing out here? Like, what's what's that?

That's ridiculous. I think that the people who say like, oh, man, the flat plan is is I think they just need to look at itself in the mirror and realize it ain't that deep, brother. So I have a solution. I think we should make flat planting mandatory across the league, no matter what. I don't give a damn if Hawaii playing Troy.

Troy, let's see some flat planting after the game. Send out a letter to everybody, say, hey, to who it may concern, deal with it because there's a problem. I think we found something here. Why in the world does seeing a flag planted make you wanna fight, have to fight? Oh, if I see a flag planted, I have to fight.

The brothers and sisters, where did you grow up? Gotham? Like, like, you don't have to fight if you see a flag player. You should have played a violent game. The entire game was violent.

And I saw on ESPN all week, I saw Greeny talking about how we need to win this game. I saw Dan Olavsky say, if we don't win, we a bust, and we won it. Dare I say, sirs and ma'am's, flat planning should be mandatory no matter the team so that we can get some, character building as well. You need to be able to lose. You need to be able to see this.

Coaches are leaders of men. Hey, coach. You need to you got 10 minutes to lead your men to the locker room because, Central Michigan has a flat to plant. You did me? And and and let's show some restraint.

Let's teach that in to the people. Like, the kids growing up watching this, they seem like, damn. Okay. I can get mad enough to fight. Okay.

There's no. We need to make sure the kids know that this flag that's planted is minuscule when it comes to the importance of your education.

I, have not heard anybody else have the take that instead of forbidding flag planting, we should now make it mandatory, that we should just

Yep.

Normalize it in a way that makes everyone say, you know, we don't need to fight about this. It's stupid. The hell are we doing? Exactly.

And he points out it's such a good point that when, like, in the NFL, they get an interception that's like it's like, come on, guys. Let's go. Oh, but Everybody

Wait a minute. Why why is it a good point when it comes from him and not me? Like, all I was saying is there are all sorts of degrees of disrespect. There are a 1,000 things that happen on a field every week that are disrespectful. Why does he get the credit?

You're being nicer to him than you are in my argument.

Did you mention the specifics of the inner because I never thought about that. That is ridiculous that 14 guys now are running 80 yards

just did a kaizenette routine in the end zone. Like, what like, they just did that. They're they're that is that is less disrespectful, though, right, than a flag planting?

I mean, if you that's what I'm saying. It's all a children's game, no matter if it's a flag planet, no matter what's happening. So we need to normalize not taking it as serious as we do. Mike Tannenbaum, like, we need to take this stuff way more lightly than we do, and and remind the kids too. I

want Mike Cannonbaum making the rules for all of us on decorum. What else are people saying over the last couple of months that's, that's got you? You you had, you came back with a genuinely hot take on flag planting. Everyone's eating at this trough. I haven't heard that 1 from anyone else.

What else you got for us?

I also have, from this week, a joker of the week. You feel me? A self proclaimed, the first ever Mario Christobal, self proclaimed joker of the week. Al Shayer from the Texans. He he said it, and I believe you, brother.

Because I feel like in that argument, we've we all say, hey. Okay. This was ridiculous, but let's have a conversation about you know what I mean? And so you serve out the joke of the week, but thank you for opening our eyes because I think it's Patrick Mahomes and, who was it? Kenny Pickett.

Y'all bought this on to the NFL. I think moving forward, another mandate, quarterback, if you fake slide, 15 yards, man. Take your 15 yard, bro. You can't fake slide. What's that?

Because if I'm a be courteous and and and not launching on you with the hitch stick, you need to be courteous enough to give me a signal in due time. And so if I if that slide is is so split secondly, So if you fake slide Patrick Mahomes in Carolina, you, sir, get the first down. No problem there. But from wherever you fake slid, 15 that way. Hell out of here, man.

This music, I've missed this joker of the week music. It slows everything down a little bit. What else you got, Jew?

Also, my sister, Rose, please. I don't know if this is a bitch. I don't know if this is what going on, but 3 letters for you, Rose, s u e. Like, I will stand behind you, sis. If I have to pick it, I will make some picket signs.

I will make some shirts. I'm speaking of making some I already made some shirts that are being waiting for approval for Angel Resto at metal art, levataraf.com. Justice for Rose. You see that? Alright.

Let's Michigan Ohio State.

Put that And

we got the Michigan colors as well.

Put that up immediately. Let's get those shirts up at lebitardaf.com for juju immediately because he wants justice for Rose. You've been appalled.

Exactly.

What what well, you care about, the people around here who are behind the scenes working on things. So what how did you feel about Lucy pointing and laughing and then saying it was a coping mechanism?

Look, I've learned over this break as well. What people do, that's their prerogative. I don't I I have no control over what Lucy does. I have no comment on what Lucy does. Salute to my sister.

I love her. But I think that my sister Rose was out there doing her damn job. You she has a field pass. This field pass says I can be out here at the end of the game. This field pass don't mean don't say you could pepper spray the hell out of me whenever you feel like.

Sir, I can't see. I can't taste food since that day. My back even oof. I'm scared of football now. I am Rose, if you can hear my voice, sue the hell out of the NC double a and the police department.

Okay. Meadowlark gets out unscathed. I'm thankful for that. That I'm a little I'm a little worried about the liability issues. What did you think, Juju, as someone who really knows music?

I've not been this surprised by something about here in a while around here. This song from Rose, I did not know she had this singing voice in her.

Her. That's enough Eddie, Yeti. It's that Ohio story.

Anymore Yeti. Come on, dude.

Salute to little Yeti and Yeti's loins, but we we we get it.

Hey, yo.

But, oh my god. Like, brother, Lucy I mean, not Lucy, Rose. That note, like, the pain she put in the song, like, Rose, you got a talent. I'm not sure if you got a agent, but I need to holler at her as well because I need to get you on the track myself, sis. I ain't know you had it like that.

We need to make some theme songs. We need to get you on the road now. Oh my god.

I mean, the left eye

Man, I it's incredible. It's so good. It's incredible.

It moves me.

She hits the high note while saying hi.

Come on now. Apple Itunes. We need to get that up on Apple Itunes stat pronto. Oh, trust me. No.

You gotta do it, YETI.

Go ahead.

YETI is put it in Rose name, YETI. Salute to you.

And your lawyer. That seemed insincere. That that it was the least

Twisted his arm there with it.

The least sincere salute to anybody I've heard around here for YETI. YETI, shut up. Get out of Rose's way.

My own state.

The left eye injury, she nailed it in a way that had me for the rest of the song. What else, Juju? Anything else that we need to be getting to?

Okay. I can't believe it. I don't think I heard it. 1 mentioned today. They have unveiled the name of the expansion team in the WNBA in Toronto.

They're gonna be called the Toronto tempo, and I got to say I like that name. You feel me? That's that's a pretty cool name. Salute to the Valkyrie coming in as well. It's a lot of drama going on in the WNBA right now as well.

It's the off season, but drama is on, Jon Jon. Like, Jewel Lloyd got some she re Jewel Lloyd requested a trade from the Seattle because of some internal it's a lot going on. So everybody, I would advise you to pay attention to that WNBA even when the season ain't going because, you know, these sisters are about that money. You didn't.

Nice seeing you again, Juju. Can you play the music?

My bad. My bad. 1 more thing. Speaking about the money, from I wanted to get this 1 in. Larry, the sir, had a, a suggestion to the fine bucket on, on on Twitter.

He says y'all should bring the fine bucket into modern age and convert it to a Cash App or Venmo that can be pretty much that can be sponsored. So I'm not saying here. Salute to Larry the sir. Great idea, sir, and I salute you.

Alright. We're gonna get that done. We're gonna figure out how to get that done. I killed the fine bucket this week. Your dad's the reason, Chris.

That was annoying. 1 of the 1 of the many annoying things about your father this week. There's he's a little unpredictable at his age. We all love him around here, but every once in a while, he just does some things. He won't pay his fines, and every week, he's been leaving here asking me for cash for the valet and and and asking Stegots for cat.

Don't laugh at that, Juju. Good seeing you again. Lebatardaf.com if you wanna see his, his t shirt and his work. We'll talk to you again this week later on.

Yes, sir. Thank you. Even though I wasn't doomed,

Who's Harry? Am I paying him?