Transcript of Postgame Show: Apps

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When it comes to my phone and apps, it's getting to be too much for me. I try to organize my apps. I try to have them in little folders, so music, work, stuff like this. It's gotten out of hand. Now I'm getting to the point where I'm butt dialing. When that was a thing, you call someone on an accident. Now what I'm doing is butt moving apps. I'll go on my phone and I'll notice everything's rearrange. Everything's just like... Because you get used to certain things. Twitter's here, email's here. Now it's a thing where everything's off a little bit. It's like, Where's my weather? My weather app just disappeared. Wait, hold on.

Your butt is holding down an icon on your homepage. It's doing the little shaky thing, and your butt is then moving it somewhere else and then pressing down again and saying done. I'm just telling you-So it's done being re-erranged. Your butt's doing all of that.

I'm putting It's a long time. I have my phone in my pocket. I'm taking it back out, and all my apps are re-arranged. Now I'm like, Where's my weather? I have to search for weather. You search for it, it's still there, but I can't find it. I'm scrolling all my pages.

How is your butt doing all of this?

My butt's the pocket, pocket dialing, pocket moving. It's just annoying. All these apps, all these folders, it's tough to... My head's spinning.

Once you lose an app, it feels like it's gone forever.

Then you think you deleted it, and then you search for it, and it's still in your phone. It's like, Where is it?

You can remove it from your home screen. I've done that with social before to try to get myself to use it less. Then, of course, I'm just searching it and going to the app. It's one extra step. It's not going to change anything.

I want to hear my dad's thoughts on this. I want to just know. In the next three minutes, I'm going to try to find my weather app, and I'll let you guys know if I can find it. Please do.

Why do you have a weather app? What? You want another weather, you step outside. Why do you need a weather app?

But you ask your wife. She's essentially your- The same guy that complains when your wife doesn't tell you.

I have an app, so I don't need to ask my wife.

I know, but I have a Google app, right? I go on the Google app, weather in Fort Lauderdale today.

Do you realize that's a crazy amount of steps that you have to do? You have to go on your safari, then you have to type in. There's just a weather app. I can't find mine, so it's actually easier.

There's also a widget now where you don't even have to open an app. You just unlock your phone and it's right there, the number 56.

I don't know about that.

It's just butt dialing, phone calls. You guys don't have any butt dialing in your life? You guys don't do stuff in your pocket?

My worst thing is that a lot of the time, what I'll end up doing when I call people is I'll call them from my recent calls. Then when I go to hang up, if they hang up first, I'll then accidentally, not call them back, call a random person on my recent calls. That's the worst, because especially if it's your recent calls, it's someone who then is almost definitely going to call you back. That's one of the worst things that happens, accidentally calling your mom.

Yeah, imagine that. I'm a big fan of hiding apps that I rarely use. I'm surprised you know how to hide an app. No, I do. I have Apple Wallet, okay? But I hardly ever use it. I use it when UM is sending me a parking ticket for the game coming up or something. So then I just- That's a page three. Yeah. So I just search the app. I search the app. It comes right up in there. And then when I'm done with it, I disappear it again.

I'm sick of single-use apps. Why does my headphones need its own app? It doesn't... Just on and off. That's all I need from you. Connect to Bluetooth. Put a button for that. I don't need an app for you. It's a good point.

Too many apps.

Apps, am I right? Yeah, too many apps. Not enough at restaurants. Too many on your phones.

Oh, I love apps.

What's your favorite app? I love when an app takes the full left side of the page. I don't like it. You open the menu. I don't like it when the apps are just the top left corner. No, I want the apps to be the full page.

Don't call them small plates. Just call them apps.

Don't. Ridiculous.

Shareable plates? No, these are apps.

I liked our Flanigan's It was a watch party because it was all apps. Oh, yeah. That's how I prefer a meal. We just had apps.

I don't even want it to say appetizers. Apps.

When we order Chinese food, I know that I'm not going to have a main dish. I'm going to have three apps. What? Yeah.

What are your three apps? I'm not going to orange chicken, a little beef and broccoli?

No, I hate orange chicken. What? Sometimes I'll get Mongolian beef, but that's beside the point. My apps would be spring rolls, Wonton soup. Yeah, love it. Then I love Chinese restaurant chicken. Wings. I got to tell you. Something about that batter. That's not good.

But soup is not an app.Soup's.

Not an app.Correct. No. No. I think soup is a soup.Soup's an app.Soup's an app.

Salad's not an app. Salad's a salad.

I consider salad and soup an app.

No. But you eat them before your main dish, generally. They're a starter.

They're not an app. Don't do this.

Oh, that's a completely different category.

I'm just saying soups and salads are not apps. They wouldn't have their own spot in the menu. They're not starters.

I think they are. I think they're apps.

They're closer to a starter than an app.

Italians have it right. We need seven courses. Enough of this just Appetizer, main dish, dessert. I need a pasta.

You need a secondi.

I need... It's pasta time. It's meat time. I like that. It's Appetizer.

Basically, Thanksgiving. Yeah, they got it right. Except it's all at once, which can be overwhelming. That's a good point. I ate too much pie. I need to go home.