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00:00:04

All right, it's time for Thursday Thunder. It's presented by Drapkings. Drapkings, the Crown is yours. Go ahead, Juju.

00:00:13

Thursday Thunder. Welcome back. Welcome back. Tonight, Thursday Night Football in Death Life Arena. I'm going with the guys tonight. My brother Theo Johnson. I'm going with him over 28. 5 yards tonight from Jackson Dart. I think my brother has become one of Jackson Dart's prime go-to targets, and he shall overcome. And I'm going to stick with Theo Johnson tonight. I'm going to go over 3. 5 catches also for my brother Theo. Big night for Theo. It doesn't need a big night, just a mediocre night for my boy. And Flyeagles Fly, D-Jizzle, Dallas Goddard are going with over 3. 5 catches for my brother tonight, Super Bowl champion. Lock it in.

00:01:00

Juju running the 12 personnel on Thursday Thunder tonight. Too tight and set. Maybe let's go.

00:01:06

Look at Trap Cains. They put it on the floor.

00:01:08

I love what Juju is wearing. I love what Roy is wearing. I saw We weapons last night. That movie is-We weapons, damn. That movie is funny. Roy, where did you get the jersey you're presently wearing?

00:01:22

Rose, our producer for The Hockey Show, designed this jersey, and I'm planning on using this jersey for on-ice activations whenever we get it.

00:01:31

You seem genuinely touched that she bought that for you. You had a giant, radiant smile on your face. I'm never used to those from Roy.

00:01:39

It's an incredible jersey.

00:01:41

A loving gesture. But Juju, I need to hear where it is you got that. I want one of those.

00:01:48

Oh, yeah. I got a little print and press here at the crib. So when I see something awesome, I go ahead and print it up for myself. You feel me? I'll send you one over.

00:01:56

He also does lebitardaf. Com. He also does a bunch of styles for us that are uniquely Juju. We're going to get to everything with him here, including Alley-up, live streams off of the WNBA Finals games. You heard Raz earlier in the show here. You heard Mike trying to immediately derail that by going straight to money as opposed to talking about the game action. Where you see and when you see Asia Wilson do that, were you as odd as Raz was when you know there's one person you got to stop, but you cannot stop her?

00:02:28

Right. These are the characters I said earlier in the season, what is my answer for stopping Asia Wilson? I don't damn know. Get her to file out. There is no solution in the W just yet for Asia Wilson, especially when she's in her bag. Mind you, she trained with the Bam. She be in the post-moves with Bam offseason, like here, hitting that same exact shot. So these WMBA ladies, they don't have a chance when she's locked in. And my brother Mike can do no wrong today, man. Happy birthday, Mike. It's your day, brother. Thank you, Juju. Let's talk about that CBA.

00:03:01

It was a pretty shitty question. However, in retrospect, a vine they both should have grabbed.

00:03:06

Happy birthday to him.

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I don't care. Good luck. How? Forty is a big one, Mike. I don't know. You're shrugging it off. No, I'm not shrugging it off.

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I got a little emotional just writing a message on... Look, I was a teenager when I started on this show. I've grown up with the audience, and the audience has allowed me to have this wonderful life because they've supported this show since I was a teenager. So I feel sentimental because I truly have grown up in front of our eyes.

00:03:36

That's enough of that. If you want to catch everything that Juju is doing with Trista, you should. Roz joined the last one because it's very good. You're going to do at least one more, but probably only one more this season, you're thinking, correct?

00:03:51

Right. Tomorrow night after game four, probably going to be a sweep. Get your brooms out because it's not looking pretty for the Mercury. We We'll be going live on Levatard show, YouTube page. You feel me? Also, listen to us at any time on the DLS Hoops page. Anytime. Thursdays, we record some Friday shows as well as a Tuesday show. Great promoter. I put that so great.

00:04:16

I want to get to some of the stuff from football here with you because we haven't talked all that much football and the polls today. Shador Sanders, is he now the number two in Cleveland or he's still not the number two in Cleveland?

00:04:29

No, he's still number I mean, just by process of elimination. I mean, that's not really surprising. It was shocking. He was Joe Flacko is number one. This is nuts.

00:04:39

When the coach came out, Stefansky said he's not making any decisions just yet. So Shadr may need to park it for a little while. In my opinion, I think the way they've handled this is goofing up the process. There's no harm in saying, Yeah, he's number two for now. What are we going to do? Tric, Deshaun Watson out there?

00:04:59

It's The whole Shadr thing is so weird. And again, I do trace back to that story that Schefter had a couple months ago, which is like, he apparently told the Ravens he didn't want to go there because he didn't see a path. And ironically enough, he'd probably be playing right now if he wanted to be a pro in that moment. Dylan Gabriel didn't look bad in that first start. He's got arm talent. That's a tough spot. A Brian Flores defense in London for your first start. He's got to be on the field for a a little bit there, but we know how this goes with the Cleveland Browns. Sanders is definitely getting added to that laundry list jersey that we see photoshop every time a new quarterback lines up under center.

00:05:40

Also, us as Shadr fans, I'm a Shadr supporter, you feel me? It's Colorado or whatever. Whatever they do, I'm always locked in. But we have to be realistic as Shadr fans. Dylan Gabriel look amazing last Sunday. That Vikings defense, that ain't nothing to play with. You feel me? Overseas, that time change, family not being able to Dylan Gabriel stepped up, and he deserved that spot.

00:06:03

Yeah, Juju, there were a lot of people that didn't deliver in the game's final moments. Now, he maybe missed a throw in that final drive, but taking off 11 seconds in that final drive from Stefansky, who was a good coach and should know better, that really hurt their chances. And the defense just gave out at the end and allowed a 90-yard drive to Carson Wentz.

00:06:22

Yes, sir. Also, before we move on, I want to send a special happy birthday shout-out to my brother, John Dufec, a. K. A. Juanito Almanya, from your lovely partner. You feel me? She sent that in. Vanessa Campos. I see you. Happy birthday to him. I don't know that.

00:06:41

I don't care. Good luck. You guys were more impressed by Dylan Gabriel than I was just because he didn't complete anything downfield. No, he did.

00:06:51

I guess we were watching a different game, especially down the end. You put him in position. Dylan Gabriel's arm talent is why he got drafted in the third round. He is He is a talented thrower of the football. It's that damn height thing.

00:07:03

The other thing, too, is probably the game plan, right? Blitzing a ton. Let's get the ball out quick. We're not going to go stretch the field. We don't really have anybody do that outside of Isaiah Bond.

00:07:10

And he's proven to be, in his brief time in the pro, he's pretty turnover prone, and we'll see if that cleans up. But again, he was not the reason that they lost. I thought he played pretty well, considering the situation.

00:07:20

Do you think you could play an NFL game with those lifts that you put inside your shoes that they sell on Instagram that take you from 5, 10 to 6, 3, but you can't tell the difference because they're normal shoes?

00:07:31

The ankle sprain, though. That ankle sprain going to be high and tight.

00:07:35

You wear high tops, maybe.

00:07:36

Sorry.

00:07:36

I didn't mean that.

00:07:37

I have a pair of those boots.

00:07:40

There's a photo of Robert De Niro walking around on the set because these actors are all smaller than everyone else with six-inch heels, basically, that aren't six-inch heels. They're just platform shoes that make him taller because they're... What are the Dutch shoes called that are-Clogs. Clogs that are like bricks that you just put on your feet. How do they put those shoes on?

00:08:02

They're wooden. They don't flex.

00:08:04

Dano, we got some breaking news. Dano, we got some breaking news. I'm so sorry. Lebron James. Yes, sir. Lebron James is being sued for 56. 66. In a small claims court by a Lakers fan claiming that he was duped by LeBron James' ad, the fan says that he bought two tickets to see the Lakers versus Cavs. But when the decision was revealed to be just an ad, the tickets lost almost all their value. Back to you.

00:08:35

Thank you, Juju. Important breaking news. I do appreciate that. Let's update some polls here before we get out of here for the day at Lebitard Show. There are the Robert De Niro shoes. Are you guys suggesting that Dylan Gabriel play in those shoes?

00:08:51

No, what I want is if you just slide into these shoes, you can't even tell. They're insoles, but they're a lift.

00:08:57

Okay, so you want something more discreet than the Dineero model of shoe that is a little- Yeah, it's like Frankenstein. But why?

00:09:03

He did have that rule once.

00:09:06

At Levitard show on the Polls, what do we have today, Juju?

00:09:10

Are we all thicker now? I'm definitely thicker now. I realized I waved 235 yesterday. 94% of the audience says, Yes, we are. Have you ever given an inadvertent middle finger to someone? 56% of the audience says, No, they have not. Is Billy Gill really the fourth-highest ranked whatever football whatever in whatever? Eighty % of the audience says, Yes, he is.

00:09:42

Congratulations, Billy.

00:09:44

Does a record player make the music sound better?

00:09:48

This is big for you guys. Which way do you think this is going to go? You guys-They're going to listen us.

00:09:54

You know you're going to lose. I think people are going to regurgitate a cliché that has become truth, even though it's false.

00:09:59

Sixty-one % of the audience says, Yes, it does.

00:10:05

Sheeple.

00:10:06

If I gave you two hours, could you physically go find a typewriter? 56% of the audience says, No, they cannot. And last poll, do you trust the guy who doesn't do the Dap/hug combo correctly? Eighty-four % of the audience says, No, they don't. And those are your polls.

00:10:32

Thank you, Juju. Cory Booker is definitely on that ladder.

00:10:38

Oh, yeah.

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"Cory Booker is definitely f***ing on that ladder."

Could you play an NFL game with inserts in your shoes? Are we all thicker now? Plus, JuJu delivers his picks for Thursday Thunder.
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