Transcript of Hour 1: Da Yankee Loo (feat. The Kid Mero)

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We're going to do the bucket here in a little bit and I'd like to involve the kid marrow in our bucket of punishments. Have him involved in the football picks and have him have to be punished by costume or something else if he loses when we go to the bucket at the end of this, we're going to do refrain del dia with him. I don't know why he's so proudly Yankee today. He's still got.

Yeah, he's got.

Don't yeah me. You got Derek Jeter behind you. The captain is ashamed of what happened to the Yankees worst postseason era ever in the history of baseball. Our most historic game because Vladimir Guerrero clubbed you guys. And in a way that's like, truly embarrassing. But before we get to that, before we get to the friend del dia, can you tell me whether or not your kissing greeting has been neutered by the pandemic and the modern age? Can you walk up by way of Hispanic greeting and still just kiss somebody entering? Or do you have more trepidation about that than you used to because of where we are today?

No, I still. I. Damn, you just sparked that in my brain. I did not even think about that. Like, I have been operating like a Latino male. You know what I'm saying? Dominicano soy I've been operating that since I was exited the womb. So I'm kissing every deepi that I come across. Like it has not changed. You know what I'm saying? Like, my approach is still the same. I still do the dap. Come in for the hug if you are. If you resist, you're not a dab hugger. That's cool. We just stop it at the dap, you know what I'm saying? But like Titi's and deals and Diaz and like Elders. I'm like, ah. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, very, you know, keep the tradition.

Not elders, though. Mirror. Like I was talking more so before. Like. So, like, I'm Cuban, but I don't know what's appropriate to say hello to someone when it's not special. Specifically, like in professional settings, like, there's a conflict. You grow up in a Cuban community, everyone's Cuban. Like, okay, you kiss everybody hello, and then you get out of the bubble into the real world. It's like, oh, you don't just go up and kiss people like that is.

It.

So the context matters. Yes. You don't want to be cuomo, you know, saying where you just be like, hey, I'm not. Like, I'm not a weird guy. And it's a. It's a cultural thing. That's what we do. We just kiss people on the mouth. We touch their cans a little bit. That's all. That's what we do. We're just Italian. It's traditional. That's that. No, no, do not do that. Do not do that.

So thank you for the. Thank you for the visual aid on the touching of the cans, by the way.

Some people don't know, Dan. Some people don't know.

Sometimes you gotta test, see what's up with them. You know, it's like Tom Brady with the footballs. You gotta check the PSI on the kids. Anyway, having that context, like I said, context is important in a professional setting. Nah, you don't just jump out and kiss somebody.

Even though he's not saying professional, though, he's just saying someone outside of culture by way of greeting. You're meeting someone.

It's like, it really is like game time decision, you know what I'm saying? It's like a. Like a bang bang play, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, if you feel the energy and they are a kiss receiver and you're a kiss giver and you just feel it, you know, you can feel it. Like, it's the same thing with the dad plug combo. Like, what if. If somebody resists the death. There's a lot of guys, yo, listen, I'm in Jersey now, y', all, and like, there's a lot of guys that I coach with that do the dab hug combo and they bring it in and a lot of them are members of law enforcement and they do. They give me like a firm, like, they stop the dap. They interrupted that and turned it into like a regular, like, you know, like, hey, buddy, handshake. Because they're not even trying to do the dap because they're cops. So there's an energy in greeting somebody that you feel automatically. So, you know, if they're a kisser, hugger, dapper, you know, I'm saying, like, the karate, like, real quick, like, yo, what's up, bro? Like. Or if they're like a hey, how are you, buddy?

Firm handshake guy, you know?

But you got this. You got to meet their energy is the thing. Like, you can't be the one that tries to set the tone, because that's where you end up getting yourself in trouble. Like, it's better to kind of do, like, the key appeal where you, like, insult them. Like, assuming, like, this is what it is. And like, said, I. I'd rather you be insulted than I crossed the line.

Exactly. Don't call on yourself. You know what I mean? Go in there with a hey, buddy. And if it goes beyond that, you know what I'm saying? If the energy is right for a hug or an embrace, a warm embrace. Every time I see Dan, I gave him a kiss on the cheek, and I give him a warm hug, you know? You know, Mike as well, you know, we. We. We do the double kiss, you know, Mafioso. You know, I was gonna say Pat Riley. I thought Pat Riley was actually in the studio with you guys.

Put it on the poll, please. Juju at Lebanon show. Do you trust the guy who won't correctly do the dap hug combo with you? We're gonna get to refrain Del Dia. We've got to get to Tony's top 25 reggaeton artists.

I want to ask. I want to ask Mero about what's going on in pop culture right now surrounding Bad Bunny. And we just came to the realization that the complaints from certain people saying I don't understand what he is saying is valid because we kind of speak Spanish. Understand Spanish, and we don't know what he's saying either.

Listen, all he has to say is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.

Bye, Bonnie, baby.

You know what I'm saying? Like, we could.

I know.

What do you make of the reaction, though? Because he's a very popular pick with people who are monitoring popularity. But there is Fox out there, and a whole lot of people are mad about Bad Bunny being the halftime show.

Like, so two things. First of all, you're an idiot. This is the most popular artists on the planet right now. Like, period. End of story.

Why not?

Like, this is. This is business, guys. This is business. NFL's playing games in Brazil. They're playing games in London. They're trying to globalize American football. And what. What better way to do it than by being like, hey, guys, look, we're going to have a Puerto Rican guy do the halftime show. You know what I'm saying? And he's going to say he's going to do all of it in Spanish, you know, I'm saying? And we're. And we're expanding. We're opening the doors of the NFL. Y', all, like, welcome. Everybody can be here and, like, be.

A part of this.

Also, shout out to my guy, Eddie Wong. He gave me a crazy take that I think is kind of accurate. What does the NFL need to function? Black and brown bodies, you know, I'm saying. And how do you get black and brown bodies interested in the game of football then? By putting an artist out there that represents them. You got a lot of Dominican baseball players that came to the major leagues because it was just cheaper, you know what I'm saying? So on a business, this could be a psyop, you know what I'm saying? Like, it could be. It could be something crazy, but for the guy that's walking out of the bass pro shop complaining. Shut the up, bro. This is not about you. This is about the NFL and growing the game. And what better way to grow the game than having the literal, most popular international.

Well, you. You keep doing that. You keep doing that. You're biased, okay? Taylor Swift is bigger.

Stop, Dan, stop that.

Taylor Swift is bigger than bad.

He doesn't get it.

He doesn't get it. You can't turn up to. Taylor Swift does that. I've never been at a club. And listen, maybe I'm at the wrong clubs. I've never been.

You're at the right club. You're at the right club.

At a dance. Thank you, Tony. A party, anything where anybody's been, like, yo, throwing that Taylor Swift. She doesn't have, like, bangers. You know what I mean? Like, she doesn't have a sapphire. No, you're having ale.

You're. You're biased because you and. You and Deezers called Taylor Swift long back on Fallon a while ago. You've been tearing down Taylor Swift for a while. You. You personally.

No, hey, listen, don't do that, because then the feds are going to call me again. Listen, the. The thing with Taylor Swift is that it's just not for me. It's not for me. And when I say it's not for me, I Mean that it's not for most people like me, you know what I'm saying?

Like, means you're not a 14 year old white girl.

Yeah, right, exactly. Thank you. You know what I'm saying? Like, I didn't want to say that because it could have been isolated and uses a sound bite against me, but that's what it is, bro.

This is like.

This is like, like teeny bopper. Like, I'm gonna take my daughter to a Taylor Swift show in like five years, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not for me. Like, it's for them. And like, they are not watching football. Like, like, otherwise she'd be doing it every year.

What's the cutoff on taking your. Your daughter to a bad bunny show?

We could go whenever.

Like, there's no age limit for that. Like, I don't care.

Friends and family, everybody included, all family affair.

It's a family affair, bro.

I don't even care.

Like, you'll cover your ears or he says situ. Like this. Cover your ears.

He opens with that. That's the first line.

Are they gonna.

Here's Mara. All right, here. Here's a question I've had. So obviously there's a lot of Hispanic and Spanish curse words that people don't understand. Are they gonna bleep the Hispanic Spanish curse words on the Super Bowl?

Hopefully not. Hopefully. The NFL is so American and so like Anglo that they're like, yeah, whatever. He's just saying, you know how they sometimes did last time it was just like singing in non English.

Yes.

Like, speaking in non English. Just do that and let him go crazy.

One of my great joys growing up in Miami is that the FCC doesn't listen to Spanish radio because they don't understand the words. So I'm like, how the hell are they getting away with all of this? And it's just because it's a different somewhere. No, it's not a stray cojones. No, it's there. No one's governing Spanish language radio. There is no governance of. It's unbelievable. No, it is. There is nobody who understands what's being said on Spanish language radio. Governing Spanish language radio.

Curses are different, though, than like, English curse. I know that that's like a ridiculous thing to say, but, like, in Spanish, you don't get as easily offended by like. Yeah, and also, like, a curse word could also mean something. Like, this is really endearing, actually.

You know what I mean?

So, like, it's hard to be offended by something that's also a Compliment half the time.

That's what I'm saying. Also, the etho. The etho suffix makes everything, like, less offensive.

Softens it.

Like. Yeah, it softens the blow. You know what I'm saying? And like, also, like, Spanish is such. Is like a. It's like a More.

It's a ro.

It's a romance language. So you can say something like, and it lands different. You know what I'm saying?

Then we'd be like, again, it's just because the FCC doesn't have anybody who knows what the words are that are being said.

Like, I mean, what are you doing here? You like, I want. You want censorship? What's going on here?

You think Mike Lombardi and his. And his typewriter are gonna learn Spanish in order to govern me?

There's pro fcc. This is crazy.

Wow.

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Now the three two swung on a pop foul back here. How, How. How?

It really hit me.

I didn't know it was coming back that far.

That. That hurt. That hurt me. Yo, you hear that? Oh, man, that's an old man.

Then that's the old man.

That's like, yo, you took. You take papa to a Marlins game, and he catches the foul ball to the neck, bro. Like, that's. That's. That's old man pain, bro. That's a different type of pain because all men don't feel pain. So when they get hurt, it's like, yo, this. That really hurt. So. And the ow, bro. It wasn't even like. It wasn't like a manly. Like, he's like, ow. He got caught off guard and he got really hurt. The voice of the Yankees, Sean Sterling.

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Don LeBatard. I'm just here to say one thing. The Knicks are back. Sts Ty Sal, six points. Fraud. Everybody was like, yo, he's better than Jalen Brunson. He's better than Janick. Should attracted him. Fraud. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the St. GS.

Dan, I have to stop you real quick. It's reggaeton. You're making it a noodle.

Ow.

Can you play Vladimir?

I was gonna say, why did he call it rigatoni?

We're all fighting our battles here, Mero.

Yeah, I was like, well, I like a bolognese. I like it with vodka sauce. I like a little rigatoni carbonara sometimes, you know, throw the egg in the. Ow.

We're making fun of him here, not me. Today let's play Vladimir Guerrero enjoying making fun of the Yankees.

That sounds so Dominican.

He's torn right now. He's torn right now to say something. He loves Vladdy, though.

Let me tell you something. The real thing is also Vladimir. Yo, Vladi Jr. Yo, my bro. Like, like suave. My suave bro. You play for the Toronto Blue Jays gang. Remember that? You play for the Toronto Blue Jays. That's fine. But we will be right back here next year. You will not. Okay? We had a bad stretch in the summer that would have changed everything. By the way, we demolished the Boston Red Sox. Whose Yankees. Yeah, okay. That's fine, papi. You invented that phrase. You coined that phrase. Your team also got smoked by a kid named Cam Schlitler. Okay?

Yankee lose.

That's Fine. The guys are blowing it. The women are doing great. My God, the Gotham FC is doing great. Shot to Mitch Purse. You know what I'm saying?

We're doing good.

New York Sports is.

We're up.

Okay. Knicks about to kick it off. We're looking phenomenal. 7pm is about to come back out. You know what I'm saying?

You.

New York Sports is in a great place. Jackson Dart is our starting quarterback. I'm going there tonight. They get the. You listen to me. Who y got? DraftKings. Who's. Who's.

Yeah, it's only DraftKings. DraftKings is the only thing that matters.

DraftKings. Everybody that's putting a bet in tonight. 24, 21. New York Giants over the Philadelphia Eagles tonight, Thursday night. I'm in the building.

He knows so little English.

He knows what he needs to know.

Y Lou. That is the perfect accent from someone who basically actually doesn't know very much English but knows how to make fun of the Yankees in English.

You know, people are like, yo, do you speak Spanish? And they're like, yeah, I know, like, some bad words. Like, that's poppy with English. Like, he's like, yo, do you speak English? He's like, yeah, I know how to like, make. Slander the Yankees.

The great part about that sound is that there's no S's on your Yankee or loses Yankees. There's nothing.

The Yankee Lou. The. The Yankee. Look at me, Louie.

The Yankee Lou.

No, I see.

Look at me, Louie.

Right there. Someone talking about Lou Garrick. Someone talking about Lou gehrig in the 1960s.

The Yankee Lou Ge disease.

What doesn't. He doesn't know enough English to put the S at the end of Yankees or everything is a Z in there. He doesn't have the English facility to say this correctly.

Let me tell you something. This is important. This is important fact to know about Dominicans. Dominicans don't believe in S's in Spanish or in English. We do not believe in the letter S. The letter S does not exist for us in Spanish or in English. The Yankee. The Yankee, Lou. The Yankee Lou.

Let's play the Toronto manager. Do you know his name? Mero. Do you know John Schneider? Here's Schneider making fun of your Yankee Lou.

Every single one of you.

Bullpen game.

Nathan Lucas, Miles Straw.

All you.

It takes everybody, every day. Start spreading the news.

We're going.

You know, you don't.

You know what?

You know. Listen, I'm.

I'm.

I'm truly, truly unbothered by this. But what bothers me is that every other fan base makes it. This is your championship. I said this about the Pacers, bro. Like, this is your championship, bro. Like, beating New York is your championship. For every fan base across America. It's sad. You have pride in your own teams. Guys have pride in winning and just winning. Like, yo, we're going to the alcs, something we haven't done in that long because we suck. We're the Toronto Blue Jays. We absolutely suck. Vladimir Guerrero is wasting his career playing here. We're not going to win anything of any. You know what I'm saying? We're not. We're not going to win a ring. You're not going to do that. You're not going to win a World Series. Have fun. Enjoy it. Enjoy beating the Yankees, you know what I'm saying? Who brought in Camilo Doval, you know what I'm saying?

And.

You know, to shore up the bullpen, you know what I'm saying? Like, hey, enjoy, enjoy, you know what I'm saying? Because you know what? It's never going to happen again. It's not going to happen again.

How does baseball keep getting away with this, where you have a champagne celebration just for.

We got out of the second round.

Like, this is the dumbest thing. Outside of the Minnesota Timberwolves, at one time, I don't see any other professional North American sports behave this way for just merely advancing past the first round.

It's because baseball is such a slog. The entire season is. There's 10, 35 games and you're playing every single day. You're going. You're flying to Detroit 20 times a year. So it's just like, you know, like, when, when it's over, you're like, yeah, you know, I'm saying, like, like, oh, it's almost over. I think they're not celebrating the fact that they made it to the next step. They're celebrating the fact that they're closer to the end, you know what I'm saying? That's what I think.

Mero Complex came out with the top 25 reggaeton artists of all time. I'm not going to give all 25 reggaeton. There you go, you know, all right, I'm going to give you. I think I agree with the top 10. I'll give you the top 10 in a second. But from the notables, from the top 25, 23. De la Ghetto Low for me, but that's fine. But there's some OGs in this, like, back half Niango flow at 22.

Okay.

Nicky Jam at 18, which I thought was a little low as well.

Yeah, he probably should be top 10.

Hector Ito at 17. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

That's crazy. That's blasphemous, bro. I'm Dominican. I know, and that's blasphemous. I know.

Hector Eto is 17, is low. Cayetes at 16 ANW at 15, and Zion and Lennox at 11.

What? Yeah, yo, Zion and Lennox is top five. First of all, let me stop like, yo. First of all, Nicky Jam, like, musically should be in the top 10 as a dude is a very hot girl. It's very hot. Look at Nikki, so hot. She's so hot.

Nicky Jam.

That's probably what bumped him down. But listen, if you were a reggae tone duo and you had an ampersand in your name, you're in the top 10.

It was hot. Whatever it was. It was hot.

Styroni, Lenox, Alexis.

Not even on the list. Not. Not on the list.

All right, well, hold on.

Come up with your own top five list. He'll get. He'll give us his top ten here or the list stuff. Ten, but let's do yours. Off the top of your head, you're going to go 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and let's see how close your list is to Tony's list. No, lli, just give us number five from you.

Five. Number five, Johnny Randy. Okay, number four. Number three, Daddy Yankee.

Number two.

And number one. Wow.

A lot of.

A lot of people from that top.

Five make the list.

Okay, so Joeli Randy is at 12 in. In the complex list. We'll start with 11. So 11 is Zioni Lennox, and then 10 is Carol G. Oh, okay, so that's a count. G. 10 feels high.

Coachella, Right.

Okay, if you're going to put that needs to be Ibi Queen in there.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Number nine. Number nine. We have Akangil. Number nine.

Okay, good.

Should be a little lower. Number eight.

Okay, okay, I'll take it.

Number seven, Osuna.

Oh.

Which I think was a little.

A little low, right?

It's a little high, but a little low if. Whichever way you're looking at it, I think he should be further. I think it should be further back in the list. If it's. If you're talking about.

I think it's recency bias.

Agreed.

You know what I'm saying?

Number six, Jay Balvin. You didn't like that one?

Recency bias. What's the matter?

Yeah, I think that's like. He did a Pokemon. Think of those song, bro. That's. I think that's just like going slaps Oasis with him.

And Bad Bunny was. Was a great fight.

But see, but that's like. That's like.

That's like Bad Bunny doing a lot of the heavy lifting.

Thank you.

I know ball, buddy.

I know balls and fasces.

Benito carried.

We need lento.

Not on the list.

All right, starting off at number five. So at least a top five for table.

Legend.

Legend.

Legend. Number four, Rakim of Reggaeton.

Yes. Number four, Dono Mad.

Good.

We're good. We're going good.

You like Donna four.

Yeah. Somebody. Somebody at Complex got a Puerto Rican dt. That's.

They got some health care.

Yeah, yeah. They got some help. They was. They got a TT that was at Club Exit in 1999. Wow. You know what I'm saying?

The heydays, they would have heard. They would have heard this next duo. Number three. We seen Yandel at number three. They had a run. They had a crazy run. I was looking. I was going back into the Wikipedia and look at some of their discography. They had a massive run of banger after banger after banger after banger.

Massive. You hear me?

Number two. Number two. Dy.

Oh, of course.

You didn't have Daddy in your. In your top five.

Yeah, because it's like. It's like saying, like, Jay Z is in your top five. Or like, Biggie.

It's too OG to even.

It's too og.

It's like, you know, if I was like, being like, yo, DJ player. Like, bro, he started the whole thing.

Like, you know, number one, biggest artist on the planet, Bad Bunny.

You guys are doing that. You guys are already doing that. You're saying he's the best there's ever been.

100. Dan. There's nobody that has been able to put out one, two to six albums that every single one of them has been a banger with rarely a skip on it. No artist has been ever able to do something like that. Think of any rap artist, any rock band, any pop artist. Nobody has an album from top to bottom that has zero skips. Bad Bunny has six of them.

You know what I'm saying? Howdy, folks.

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Today, Don LeBatard and he was doing all kind of wild stuff when he threw the ball off the glass to himself and yammed it. I was like, that's crazy. You're on perks st. You know what I mean? That. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. This is the D Ler show with the st.

Billy doesn't agree. I heard a stray. What there. He's scared.

That's fine. He. He doesn't have the.

You're going to get so crushed for that.

How am I gonna get so close for that?

History of music had more hits than Bad buddies. Nobody a while.

Nobody.

Well, Drake.

Drake. Well, Drake has had more hits than Bad Bunny. That's already. That's factually so.

Quantifiable. Yes.

So, Billy, what happened?

Michael Jackson was pretty big at his time.

Michael Jackson was pretty big.

You don't get it.

You ever hear about this guy named Michael Jackson?

Some people like the Beatles maybe. Not for you.

Not for me.

Definitely not.

Yeah, let's not stray. Let's not stray too far from why it is Merow is here. Please.

We man all. You know what? You'll never hear the Marlin's win.

What?

Hey, it's Maring. It's Marling.

No s. I think the Marling have won as many championships as the Yankees this century. Like, I think I. I think I have that right. Pretty close. The last 20 years.

Last 15 of the century.

Last 15 years. May. Maybe. I got to do some creative math to get there.

Let's go. Last 24 years.

You're doing statues math. Dan, don't be like that. You do it within the last two and a half years and Weeks and months.

Well, but how about this, though?

We got one in 2009. 2009 is recent enough.

Okay? There have now been 110 combined consecutive seasons. Rangers, Islanders, Knicks, Nets, Yankees, Mets, Jets, Giants. That New York hasn't won a championship since the Giants won the Super bowl in 2012.

Well, listen, that's. That's. That's being very misogynistic because we're not talking about the women and the women's game.

The Liberty, you know, saying. You're right.

You hear me? We got Gotham at 23. Liberty also, you know, I'm saying cooking.

Yeah.

You know, so let's. Let's give it.

You really got me there. You did. You cornered me. You made me forget about the Liberty.

That's a bitch.

You really did corner me on that. I thought I had you, and I got. I did. I got exposed there. I'm embarrassed. Let's do refrand el dia before we make everybody go to the bucket.

Thank you. Thank you. The return of random dia.

Hit it, hit it, hit it.

Yeah, exactly right. We have the kid marrow in the building. We've got me. We've got the Wheel. Spin it.

What are our choices on the Wheel? I don't think Roy was ready.

Roy knows the segment that has a wheel.

Roy has the wheel. I think Roy is unprepared for the Wheel for Refron. And in general, I think Roy has been confused by the last five minutes of length language. He doesn't understand anything that was said around here.

You're right.

All right, we got our. I found that the. Roy, can you hit the music for me?

We're already in the music.

A little louder. I wanted a little louder, though, for the vibes. I wanted a little louder.

No, do you just follow a script?

No, listen, I want the music a little bit louder. Like you guys want to turn up to Taylor Swift. I want to turn up to my culture.

Thank you.

You're a teleprompter guy.

No, I'm not a teleprompter. Nothing here is teleprompted. All right?

His name is actually Roy, but since we do not pronounce sounds, that's why you call him Roy all the time.

Prince Royce is missing from that list as well.

Prince Royce.

Real.

Real ones know, by the way. All right, today's ISO on your good.

You're good. You're good. You sound like me with reggaeton.

Translates from Spanish to English as made of yogurt or a maid of yogurt. Made of yogurt.

It sounds like you Surprised? Merrill, It's a very human. Meryl didn't even understand your refrain.

Yeah, today's a teaching. Usually there's cross cultures that understand the same ones. This one is a uniquely Cuban saying that means echo or means made of yogurt.

Yeah, but that's one of those things. English, Spanish, like that could also be something dirty.

Exactly right. But the reason why I'm at junyogud right now is because my daughter has me up at night. She was kicking me this morning. I didn't sleep at all. I made nothing. I made just a bland substance of nothing. Right now I'm exhausted. My life is a wreck right now. That's another. That's another synonym. Exactly right. Exactly right. Synonym for.

You can't say. You can't say that out loud on the airwaves.

Oh, here we go. Fcc.

You're gonna call the FCC on that money when he says that?

This guy was celebrating when Jimmy Kimmel got taken up off the air.

He was hyped. Thank you. It's about Dan. I knew you were an ally. He said, good for him.

Go ahead and do refrandel D on decojonado, please.

Go ahead.

Please, please.

That's a. That's a Hall of Famer, by the way, that your dad was a part of. And he put his head in his hands because he didn't want to answer.

No, because, of course. Say that out loud.

No balls.

Have no balls in unic. Somebody with no testicles. They are the end sans testicles. They are decojo now.

You have no testicular fortitude.

None.

Are you familiar with the Dentek bucket? I need the Dentek mouthpieces in here. Does everyone have their mouthpieces? Are they ready to go to the bucket? Because I don't think that the kid Marrow knows what it is that we're doing here. But if you get a bad football team here, Marrow, you're going to be stuck in a situation where you have to pay a punishment. I don't have the lines in front of me. Do you guys have the lines in front of you?

As I got all these at the top of the Dome? Because I know ball.

Okay? We're going to do the Dentek bucket here with Mero. And let's see what we have here. You get to. Let's give him the rules in a second on what it is that we're doing here, because he's not done this with us. But he's going to have to pay a penalty here. If he gets a losing team, you get one pick in the bucket. And if you don't like that pick, you get another pick. But the second pick stands. It's fairly self explanatory. All right, Tony, you go first.

We'll start off here on the bucket. Sponsored by GEN ch. The Carolina Panthers.

I don't.

You don't want that ever. Unless it's a buy.

They are playing against the Cowboys. Cowboys are three point favorites.

Yeah, I'm going to put that.

You're going to put that one?

Okay.

Yeah.

Cowboys are going to. Cowboys are gonna roll.

All right, here we go.

All right. The Packers.

Packers are playing Joe Flacco.

Oh, no. Joe Flacco. Joe Flock. I'm kind of nervous about that. If you want to be honest.

You shouldn't be. What? They're big favorite.

They're 14.

14.

Yeah, but you guys don't know. Joe Flacco gets to a new team, all of a sudden he's gonna play.

Well, Joe Flacco's already 10 against the Packers.

Exactly right.

Thank you, Mike.

He knows how to beat him.

He's got that number.

Is this the first time a quarterback has played a non division team twice? Something to ponder. Good point. I know.

Ball. The Dallas Cowboys. Yeah, I keep those.

You want that? Okay.

I like the dollar.

They're on the road as a three point favorite. Cowboys three and a half point favorite. Billy's gonna go now.

I got the Steelers.

Steelers are off the ball.

No, they're playing Cleveland and they're a five and a half point favorite.

I'm gonna keep this. I'm keep the Steelers.

That's gonna be Gabriel as your quarterback, throwing the ball six yards at a time.

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Yes.

That's supposed to be taken out.

Zaz has that.

That's not supposed to be in there.

It's never been. Let's not do this.

Congratulations, Roy. Thank you, Roy. You need to play the sound that goes with the golden helmet of life.

Dan, are you gonna pull for Merrill?

I can't. I can't physically pull.

Yeah, you gotta pull for marrow.

All right. This pick is for marrow right here. He's got the swap helmet.

Oh, wow.

You gotta pull another one, Dan.

The swap helmet means you get to take anyone else's helmet that you want. Marrow. You get to any helmet that you want.

Around here.

The golden helmet of life is the best thing that you can get. The other pick is for the Texan So you have the Texan. You got two good helmets, no penalties for you.

So you could either be shot, satisfied that you're safe on the one time, maybe all season, that you'll pick this, or just be mean to Roy and give him just one week of safety as opposed to three.

You know what? Y' all have been saying Royce, incorrectly. So I'm willing to take the by safety. No one's happy about it because I got mad love for Roy. You know what I'm saying? He's just up there doing his damn thing every day. First one in, last one out. You know what I'm saying? Real studio rat. Not today. You know what I'm saying?

That's very nice of you. I took the Chargers. I got the Chargers. They're seven. They're. They're a seven and a half point favorite at Baltimore, Guy. I'll keep that.

No Chargers for the Dolphins.

Yeah, I don't know what you're looking at.

You're still good.

There's still four and a half.

Keep that.

You're still fine.

You're looking at the Rams.

I was looking at the Ravens.

Man, ran tough. You got Rams online.

Merrill, good seeing you. Victory light with the Kid. Meryl from iheartradio. New episodes twice a week, wherever it is. You get your podcast. You also got his YouTube channel at. According to the kid. Hit him one more time with the Vladimir Guerrero before Billy. Before Billy buries Tony here.

It's not a barrier. Just, you know, we had some people do some research in the back on Top in regards to Billboard number one hits. You said that.

That's why I already know your argument is flawed because you're going to the Billboard mainstream artist and seeing like, oh, yeah, what a Billboard say. I don't give a shit what Billboard says about that one.

The most hits ever. I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna read you the top. What I.

What I said was. What I said. Just to clarify really quick, before you read the top five, what I said was his albums have no skips. Yeah, that's what I said.

And this is just hits.

No album. He's got. Every album has no skips in it. That's what I said.

This is just.

These.

These.

Billboard ranks number one song. All right, number five on the list, Drake with 13 number one songs.

More hits. And the Beatles. Yes, we know that.

Tied with Drake, but at number four, Michael Jackson, 13 number one songs. At number three, Rihanna has 14 number one songs.

Good for her.

Number two. This one might be a surprise. To you guys, number two. Mariah Carey has 19 number one songs of all time. Yeah, number one.

Let me tell you something. Yeah, before you drop the number one, let me tell you something. We'll open your third eye to calcify your pineal gland. It's a manufactured with stream farms nowadays. Think about it.

Thank you.

I thought they were. Akon was talking about how he just make ringtone music because he realized you could get $4.99 per ringtone or 199 per stream and he's like, I'm just making ringtones. I don't give a crap.

Soulja Boy did the same thing.

So it was the original number one. The Beatles with 20. If you're wondering where Bad Bunny is the biggest artist of all time, according to Tony, more hits than anyone. He has one number one hit of all time. And if you're wondering what that song was, it's I like it. Which is really cardi b and J. Balvin and Bad Bunnies kind of tossed on there.

He made sure he.

Wow.

Like he's just the parsley on the stage. Wow.

I listen to that song in the middle of the Caribbean on a cruise and man, that hit. Of course, when you're walking on the lido deck.

Well, that song's played.

Exactly.

Thank you.

He made my point already. We made my point.

That's it.

I wonder.

Tony's a vibe Lord.

Thank you.

You know what I'm saying? It's all about the vibes. It's not about numbers. It's about the eye test.

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