Transcript of Postgame Show: Pardon My Tongue (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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We'll get to Juju Gatti in the polls in a second, but we have not promoted the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody, the illustrious podcast of One Greg Cody. Thank you. It's why he's checked out for the last 90 minutes in silent protest that we have not promoted his podcast. What is on the latest episode of The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody? And are you just going to ask your son the way you always do, Hey, what'd we do, kid, on the last episode?

No, we only come out once a week. We don't come out nine times a day, like some people. We come out once a week. So our podcast is the same as it was Monday when I was in. We have a Billy Gill Tribute. We have the PFPI Exposé, which include that purloined illegal recording of me. Where you say, I need your support. I sound like a US Senator. I need your support.

It's LBBI Exposé, which includes that purloined illegal recording of me. Where you say, I need your support. I sound like a US Senator.

I need your support. It's LBBI Exposé. It's LBBI Exposé. You sound hammered. What?

It really does sound like audio from Calvin Coolidge's age.

Coming out of the Transistor radio.

It's on the back of a train. They're punching tickets on the back of the train. And Cody is doing a stop speech on the caboose.

I need your support.

It's a wire tap at the Watergate Hotel. That's true.

It does sound like an old time in a recording. I need your support.

No good deal in retrospect. Totally common place. A bit of a hoops.

It's a tiny A tiny town in a Western city that's got saloon doors, and the train just pulled up with its top. It's like the fourth candidate in the region.

Got the red...

I need your support.

It's got the red, white, and blue banners on the back of the caboose.

It's got whoever's saying it has a giant ribbon on their lapel.

Top hat. That's right. You can hear the whole recording, purloined recording on my latest episode.

I love how my dad's like, You should hear my wife, what she says. It's way... It's like, no. It's funny. You go for the drunk Greg. The drunk Greg is the good stuff.

Okay. What is that red, white, and blue stuff called on the back of a truck? Is that bunting? Bunting. So it's just... Okay. So that's on the back of the truck.

How weird is it in baseball opening days? Like, look at the bunting. Which type?

I need your support.

Again, if you're not familiar with the context for that sound, it's not a train and it's not a dumb speech in the 1920s.

It's a drunken Greg calling his wife.

Calling me, and I don't answer, and leaves me a voicemail thinking he's hung up. So he's talking to my mom. And it's collusion. And he's bitching about me.

I need your support.

I'm going to put a vote out there so I can punish Christopher for this.

I need your support. Damn right. Somebody's got to do it. I take my commissioners' job very seriously.

I know that...

Why were you running out of breath there?

I know that Juju covers basketball very well on Aliup with Trista, and on all things Aliup for the Lebitard and Friends Network. Surely last night, you were happy to see the lead come back. Juju, welcome.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And a matter of fact, what? This old thing right here? This is great. Yes. It will be available soon on levitardaf. Com. Get you one of these. The Kansas City, Dan was wrong. Hoodies. Coming to a theater near you. Neither here nor there. You guys skipped one of the most beautiful things that happened last night. This guy was in witness protection. He had to stop a cup of coffee in Memphis, had another cup of Joe in Washington, DC. But ladies and gentlemen, make no mistake about it, Marcus Smart is back. Oh, my God. All the antics are back. He almost pulled Steph Curry's shoulder out of the pocket once. Said he didn't do anything. What did I do, ref? Not me. What a vintage year for Marcus Smart income.

What was the best stuff from last night for you? Kevin Durant took the blame for the OKC loss. He missed a free throw. You rarely see that from him.

He got bailed out from shame from the referees in the end last night. He didn't talk about that at all.

Because he also called the timeout 100 %. I mean, what you thought about that timeout not called.

Not only did he call it as Shegles as Alexander said, he said it verbally, and he did the hand thing. He was going hard. I don't know whether the refs didn't see him. No, they saw him. Or they saw him and they did him a solid of. I'm not going to call it.

We can't have the first game of the year in like this, even though it's a blunder by My boy, it can't end like this. And okay, see, shame on you. You just let me know what you let me know last night. You don't understand Liberty, nor the Louisiana Purchase, nor the Boston Tea Party. You don't boo Kevin Durant when he comes back to OKC. Okc is cool because of Kevin Durant. The person, one of the people who contributed to saving Earth, by the way, last summer with Steph Curry over in France, you don't boo that, man. Get over yourself, OKC. Congratulations.

Juju, what about the theory that the game went to double over time? Not because they wanted to do Kevin Durant a solid, but because NBC needed to sell more Peacock subscriptions.

Yeah, that was a good one because I found myself in that exact scenario. I'm like, dang, I can't because I got a three-screen set up currently over here. So I was like, I can't not get tip off. Log in the Peacock. Oh, dang, I'm not logged in. Purchase. Okay, I'll do it anyway. What's my password? Right. I did that. I also think, sidebar, the hockey had a perfect night as well, Brad Marshan, because that was on screen number two last night. Brother, that emotional send that they gave him in the beginning of the game for them to have that, followed by an instant goal from Florida, and then followed by my boy Marshan punching somebody in the kidneys two minutes later, full force. That gave you every spectrum of the range of emotion the Panthers gave you last night. Hats off to them for doing the right as well.

Before we get to the polls, did you have any thoughts on Tom Iso, Old Timing Dinosaur? He's upset that G-Leaguers are being allowed into the NCAA, just making it all more and more professional.

Yes, sir. He says that, I'm going to get myself in trouble, but I talk to people about how kids change. Kids aren't the problem. We're the problem, Iso told Reporters Tuesday. This was sprung on us again yesterday, where a guy can be in the league for two or three years, and then all of a sudden, he's eligible. Most people do nothing about it. He's not excited about it, yada, yada, yada. He's upset. I don't think he's necessarily too wrong about that because you give people the G League experience, then let them come back to people who are fresh out of high school. A bit of an advantage.

Slightly. I would say slightly to be trained and disciplined for three years in the professional ranks of the G League, and then all of a sudden you're playing some pimple-nosed freshman who hasn't played but six minutes of high basketball. Not exactly fair.

Yes, sir. Also, to Chef's Kiss, when you said earlier, What would the team look like if they quit on to her? I was like, Oh, there he is, rare form. He was back when you said that one. You put it on Diana Tarassi. I mean, not Diana Tarassi.

Is that a fine?

You're Ron Borges.

You put it on her, though. Hey, yo. What's going on here? What are you doing? Also, salut. A quick chance of such a... Salute to the hockey as well. They did it right for messing up the clock at the end of the game. Because I had no way of knowing, so I had to unmute that one and put Hockey on the number one screen just so I could see when the game was actually over. It was like soccer.

We'll just trust that the referee is going to tell us the game's over.

No time up there. The announcement are like, 27, 26.

Before it was 305. It was 2 minutes and 65 seconds at first I was on there. My brain broke.

I just realized, Zaz, you're absolutely right. In soccer, we don't know. We just wait for the rep to call it, and I've never thought twice about it. I believe him. Then hockey, you tell me in hockey, I'm like, No, how could you not know the count?

It is a fairly ridiculous thing that hockey, only one person running, I'm sorry, soccer, one person or a couple of people running around know how much time is left in the game.

You get to have the benefit of watching the minute count when you're watching a soccer broadcast on television. But when you're at the stadium, they purposely do not reveal that. You're guessing with them because they don't want people jumping all over the officials.

That is all they do. All they do is just start whistling.

Yeah, but the people naturally time it on their own phones and end up whistling. It doesn't really help. But that for whatever reason, well, I guess I outlined one, but they choose to not show the people in attendance that fact.

At Levitard's show, On The Polls, what do you have for us, Juju?

Biggest star in Boston, Brad Marshan or Ray Ray Bork. 51% of the audience says Ray Bork.

That is bullshit. Sorry. Pardon my tongue.

It's okay. Is there way Too much time between the end of the four o'clock game and Sunday Night Football. 75% of the audience says, Yes, it is.

No way.

You watch Football Night in America, right? That nice little thing. You get Jason Garrett all of a sudden. It's like, He's lightning. Right, left turn.

I only think of Tony when I see Jason Garrett now moving forward. Every time I see him, I'm like, Look at my boy. Have you ever bought a flight and ended up on a bus? 91% of the audience says, No, they have not.

It's ridiculous. It's called American Airlines.

You didn't even tell us the best part of the story, which is they took you to another airplane gate in the bus.

Yeah. Went from terminal to terminal. They were trying to trick you into thinking you were in a plane. It was crazy.

The bus should have big wings.

Last poll is Jeremy Tasche, the Chris Winningham of Pablo Torres. That's wrong. 89% of the audience says, Yes, he is, and those are your polls.

Lebatardaf. Com. Those are going to be big sellers there for Juju. Also, check out the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody. I need your support.

And you've... I just ended there.

I need your support.