Transcript of Postgame Show: 1 Giant Pizza (feat. JuJu Gotti)

All right, Smirnoff, official vodka of the NFL, world's number one vodka. Chris Cody, you're with me here. Smirnoff. Wow. You're on the money with Smirnoff. I'm going to ask you, Chris, what's your favorite game day food? Smirnoff. That's your favorite game day drink. What's your favorite game day food? Smirnoff. All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. The noise, the rituals, the passion, the dip, the wings, the dip again. Smirnoff. Smirnoff belongs in that mix because if you're tailgating or hosting or just sitting there checking your fantasy lineup every 30 seconds, you need Smirnoff. Otherwise, it's not a real game day. They've been doing it since 1864, which is, I don't even want to do the math. It's a long time. It's like when Greg Cody was born. They're award-winning. They make cocktails super easy, and they're all about bringing fans together. So yeah, we do game days. That's their thing. And if you're over 21, you should, too. Why, Chris? It's Marinoff. Grab a bottle smair enough, smair enough. At your local retailer and head to smair enough. Com to find recipes of delicious cocktails perfect for game day. Smair enough. Please drink responsibly.

Smair enough. Number 21, vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The smair enough Company. New York, New York. Please do not share with anyone under legal drinking age.

You ever notice how everything keeps going up? Rents going up, streaming services going up, even your favorite burrito spot suddenly family thinks that salsa should cost extra. But with Boost Mobile, you and your phone bill doesn't have to play the Will this go up soon game. Why? Because Boost Mobile has an unlimited talk, text, and data plan at a price that will never go up. In fact, it's the same price you'll pay for life. So switch now for unlimited wireless at a price that will never go up only at Boost Mobile. After 30 gigabytes, customers may experience slower speeds. Customers will pay $25 a month as long as they remain active on the Boost Mobile unlimited plan. Against the spread. Against the spread.

I feel like shit.

Against the spread.

Against the spread is presented by DraftKings. Draftkings, the Crown is yours.

Hey, give me that spread. I've been talking about this Iowa-O Oregon game all week long. Now, I locked in it at six and a half. It's now down to four and a half. Don't like it as much, but you know what? We still put a little sprinkle on the money line on the hot guys. I like Iowa here.

How is he still eating?

So Tony. He's eating a massive pizza. It's the biggest pizza I've ever seen in my life.

Here, I'm going to close the box.

What are you talking about?

I was thinking small.

Man, you're disgusting today.

All right, tonight in the Association, a fun game out In Denver, heat and nuggets. Hell, yeah. Very exciting game. You're going to stay up for that game? You see everything. When are you staying up for that game or not?

I do see everything. 9 o'clock start.

9: 30, I think.

I think it's 9: 00. You're trying to get me to tune in late. That's not going to work. That means the game would end at 11: 30. I think I'm going to stay up. I think I got it in me. You got what in here?

I feel it.

Hey, yo. Okay, I'm going to take your Miami heat minus nine. Excuse me, plus nine and a half up in Denver. Hell, yeah.

Altitude.

Altitude. I know it's going to be a lot. I know they've been having a lot of late games. I know that they've been playing a lot of good games.

The biggest box of yours.

But I trust in Spoe. I trust in the heat. Give me a plus nine. I get one of those.

Against the spread.

That's against the spread.

More nuggets tonight, huh?

Where are you? I took my DraftKings. So over, Nuggets. Crown is yours. Hey, give me that. Hey, Juju. What's up, man? How surprised are you that Chris Cody either A, didn't get to 99 or did get to 70? Seventy is pretty good. What's more impressive?

Bro, I'm surprised my boy didn't scarf down 250 because we all got an imagination when we are, you know what I mean, intoxicated or having a great Man, I bet you I could do that. I thought my boy could do more than seven. I'm not going to lie.

You have another slice of pizza, Chris. You haven't eaten in a couple of minutes.

This shit is not easy, Juju. I was cooking for the first 30, and then I was like…

It was crazy, though, to see you get the baked chipfilet wings. That's a crazy choice. But hey.

Baked, I'd rather do whatever with the... You all right there, man? Yeah, I'm good. That was loud.

Oh, all right. It's a call button.

It didn't work. Second mic in the room. Sorry, dog. Really did you in. Yeah, look, Stan Van Gunn, he thought he could do more. I thought he could do more, especially after he emptied out the tank. I thought he could got at least to 80. But, you know.

I think I did well.

Juju, what caught your eye from NFL Trade Deadline?

Man, salute to everybody. Buffalo bills, my goodness gracious. We believe in ourselves a little too much for my liking. But the Jets trading salsa away for two first-round pics. But I think the Jets got fleeced yet again. What? Not necessarily fleeced, but what are we doing if you're the Jets? Salute. I understand the move. As a matter of fact, I don't understand the move. I'm looking at Chris and I got to strategy. But yeah, I don't understand it because if you draft a first-round pick, what you hope that player turns into is Souse Gardener, no matter who you draft. And we're not talking about the Indiana Coats, your mom and pop's Indiana Coats. These coats are good. That draft pick might be number 27, 28. You feel me? And so I don't think that that's a good trade. And On top of that, what good is some draft picks when you got Eddie doing the drafting? That's a good point. They had the top draft pick. They could have had everybody they wanted, but they drafted Zack Wilson. So I don't trust them to make this move good.

I I always think about that. If they're awful at drafting, does that make the deal bad? Because anyone else in the comment in front office, that would be a good deal, we would say.

It's just such an easy win for the Jets front office today to be like, Look what we got. But it's like, You've done this before, and we've seen you screw it up. So it's like, no, the victory is not yet.

And also, news flash, Joe Burrow ain't walking through that draft. Justin Jefferson ain't walking through that draft. You feel me? Bo Nicks ain't coming through that draft. This draft class is not the one to do this for, in my opinion. Now, they may prove me wrong by drafting somebody that we don't see, but congratulations. You got some more picks. Your pick is going to be number one, your ass. I don't understand it. Salute to the coach, though. Getting better. And little sister, Ursay. Got to know.

So would you say the Jets are the Joker of the day?

Oh, yes. Most definitely, they're a piece They get a piece of this pie, like on the old Nickelodeon show. They get a piece of the pie. But I got two more Jets of the day. First of all, UMass football playing the game last night. They were getting drug. I think they were getting beat like 35 to 2 or something like that. But one of their defensive bats got a taunting penalty and got kicked out of the game. Look at the scull. Come on now. 34 to 10. 34 to 10.

How is he taunting?

Exactly. Son of them right where he needed to be to the locker room, Joker of the Day. Also taking a piece of that. Dylan Brooks. My goodness, my brother.

We didn't even play, did you?

Right. In street clothes, a technical foul during crunch time. They was trying to come back. The sons, they were still down 10. His homeboy had to be like, No, bro. He was talking to me.

That's a great teammate.

Right. The referee said, No, he wasn't. Technical foul in street clothes. Joker of the day. It goes to you two, my brother.

Oh, we haven't done this today, Zaz. What? You guys got to do an MVP check-in.

Yeah, yes. There we go. I need the MVP update from my brother Zazlo, man, because it's been a long week since we had that last update.

To me, the MVP was Chris. I mean, come on.

Hey.

Mvp.

If we're talking about the MVP in the NBA so far this year, better have a conversation about Shae Gildas Alexander. 8-0, the Oklahoma City Thunder. He had 30 last night. 30 points, 12 assists. You know about them Thunder?

I know about them Thunder.

All I'm saying is, if we're going to talk MVP, better be talking about Shae Gildas Alexander.

I heard this, I think it was on the broadcast. He's got 80 consecutive games of 20 more points.

20 more.

Isn't that at home?

No. No. Overall. In every game, the last 80 games, he's had more than 20.

That's why we got to have a conversation about Shay Gildas Alexander.

I don't think we have to have a conversation.

He's in the conversation bar, and he He's got definitely- He's got the biggest section. He's got a section. He's inviting people. Bottle service. Definitely. Bottle service is already- They're bringing him stuff. He doesn't even have to ask.

That's why I'm saying we got to have a conversation.

We got to talk about Tyrese Maxi.

Okay. That's mine. Juju, who else you got in the conversation bar with us?

I mean, Victor Wimayama, man. His bad games are considered bad, but they're not bad games. I think he's going to be this year's MVP.

I'm going to talk about Pela Larson.

Sga doesn't have nine in a full game.

That's a good point. That's a good point.

I didn't like that. I didn't like that stat line.

Mike, how's that? Hymehake's Hot Sauce.

Shout out Heatsup Culture.

Yeah, Heatsup Culture, my guy.

You got a top five list for us?

Oh, yeah. That song right there, we might need to put that on iTunes. I don't know. I was feeling that one. Yeah, man, with the East Coast, West Coast beef going on between YouTube-That's still going on, East and West? Right.

Youtube and Disney.

And Disney. It made me think, Because ESPN, guess what? I ain't paying for that shit. So it made me think of a top five. I'm paying for that shit, though, list.

That's great. Where are any oil eyes, Juju?

No oil eyes, just straight gas.

Okay, here we go. Number five.

Number five, Delta Comfort Plus. No matter what, bro, I'm paying for that shit because I'm 6'2 You at 235 now. Them seats don't hit the same when we need that shoulder armrest, and then you got some brother sitting next to you in the middle. Same dude. He think he going to take the armrest because he's in the middle. My body don't work like that. I need the comfort.

I'll tell you, man, I don't have a problem. I think the middle person deserves the armrest, but here's my issue. You getting the armrest rest does not mean that your elbow and your shoulder is on my side. You know what I'm saying? That's the part that bothers me.

You can't break the plane. You can't break the plane.

That's the part that bothers me. But you need both on that. Preach. Come on.

You do, but you don't break the plane.

You have an invisible line, like the technology that you're looking for on the replay at home plate.

Exactly. Three-dimensional.

Yeah, Zaz hit it right on the head. You can have the armrest, bro, but I still need space, Big Brother. Come on, son.

Number four.

Number four. If I'm at the fast food spot and I want the sandwich and I want the fries, go ahead and make it a combo, man. I'm paying.

Got to get that drink. Love that.

The drink is free at that point. That's all that's happening. You add the fries and the sandwich, the drink is free. Number three, Juju.

Number three, commercial free Hulu.

You lost me there, brother. I will watch all the ads as long as I get my free Hulu along with my Spotify premium that I had that deal for 10 years. Old ass, man. Ten years? You're like, 20 now. I've grandfathered in for life. Legacy.

That's one way to stick it to Disney.

Yeah, watch all the ads paying Spotify.

All right, number two, Uber Eats, Priority.

No, that's a racket. If they actually were faster, I'd pay for it. But then I look at it, it's like five minutes. Usually, it's 15 to 25. Now, we'll make it 10 to 20.

There's no guarantee.

No, Juju's right.

I don't know how it is where you're at, but priority means it goes straight your house. That's right. I need to have the piping hot food. I get so mad when I say, Why are you taking my food to somebody else's house? No, it's just going to get cold there.

I had one of them robot deliveries the other day. Terrible. Got distracted by construction about 17 times.

Often. You ever see the Uber driver is going somewhere else first before your house? So annoying, dude. Then you send them a message, goes, Where are you going? Yeah, I've done it. I've done that.

That's the worst fear, the worst message to get. Your driver is on the way, but she has a few stops along the way.

This mysterious stop. I've paid priority. Why did you make a left there? Why have you been stopped in that one spot for four minutes?

That's what I'm saying.

The number one thing that I am paying for, no matter what, YouTube TV. Wow. West Side.

You picked the side.

But the Saturday slate of football games is so sad without the ABC games.

Wow, Juju. Update Can you send us on the polls real quick?

Yes, sir. We had one poll earlier today that I refused to put up because if things go bad, that would be a terrible poll to have. I agree with that.

Jeremy was the one that suggested it, and now he's like, What poll is What are you talking about?

I forgot about it, but I stand behind it. That was a good poll, and I'd like to know how people felt.

Well, the poll was, I'll say it out loud, the poll was who is going to die today, Chris or Greg?

More likely to die today. Because neither of them has to.

We don't need to put the root on my blood. Still no word. All right. First and last poll, can you say that someone is in a better place if they haven't died? 51% of the audience says, No, you cannot.

That's your goal. That's your goal. More big polls today.

Closer.

Thanks a lot, Juju. It's pizza time for us.

Yes, sir. Awabunga, dude.

Pizza time, pizza time.

I'm coming again, Elizabeth. Oh, Lord.