Transcript of JuJu's Top 5 Twins List | Postgame Show New

We got the Love Doctor back in studio. How, uh, how did things go with your patients today?

Uh, I hope I helped them. I hope I gave them some advice that they can work with and learn from. That's all you can hope, right?

All right, you look the part, I gotta say.

Absolutely. Like, you— if I came in, I said I'm gonna need an appendectomy, and I saw you come in with the medical durag on, yeah, I'd be like, yep, that guy's a good surgeon.

We can get Greg right now, walk him over to Jackson Memorial Hospital, which is like 10 minutes up the road, and he walks walks in kind of busy, people would be like, yeah, yeah, let him in, hurry up, come on, let's go.

Yeah, I'm a clipboard, let's do that, run around. Yeah, remember Malachi Love? Wasn't he down here? You guys remember Malachi Love?

I know Malachi Tony.

Malachi Love was, was the kid, he looked like he was 14 and he pretended to be a doctor.

Yeah.

Oh, that guy. Yeah, he's since been a meme.

Let's bring Juju on board here. Juju, how you doing? Good to see you.

Good to see y'all too, man. Doing great, man. Speaking of Malachis, y'all saw my boy Malachi working out with, uh, JSN the other day in some big-ass shorts. Like, that's how you know he is.

We're gonna pull that up.

Yeah, that was an incredible video because, yeah, the shorts were the main takeaway here. It's like crazy shorts to be looking this clean in the routes. And I gotta say, credit to JSN for learning from one of the game's greats. I think Malachi can help take JSN to the next level.

Absolutely.

But quickly, nice shout out. I gotta shout out, uh, Thurman Thomas jersey on Juju there.

Yes sir, man, appreciate it, man. Let's go Buffalo!

Juju, you got a top 5 list for us today. What do you have?

Yes sir, man. After my brother made a pretty egregious admission earlier in the show, I knew Juju wasn't gonna let me slide on this. Maybe come up with a top 5 twins in sports, you dig, of all time.

Juju, why did I do that?

I have no earthly idea.

Christy, it wasn't me.

Number 5, Marquise and Mike Pouncey. Yes sir, man, still the Pouncey Boys.

If I remember correctly, didn't Marquise come out the year before Mike, or Mike came out the year before? They're twins, they're twins.

Yeah, and Mike, I'm being told that's correct, the year before.

That's weird.

I thought you were going to say like a Kade and Cam Boozer thing. I thought you were going to say, isn't Pouncey the one that came out and supported Aaron Hernandez?

Yo!

Ouch.

That is true.

Also true.

Wore a free Aaron Hernandez hat.

Number 4, Bob and Mike Bryan, the most successful doubles team in tennis history, man.

Wow.

You got to know, man. Ranked number 1 for 139 straight weeks.

Got a wow from Greg Cody there.

Yeah, I'd forgotten about them. I don't— doubles, you know. Nobody watches doubles, but still, they were good.

Oh, look at that, you're wearing the stethoscope, huh?

We like to watch doubles, baby! Hello! Number 3, the Thompson twins. Yeah! They making a lot of noise, man. Very fast too. Salute to the evil twin out, but the good twin is still in the playoffs. Number 2, Tiki and Ronde Barber.

Man, I like Tiki no more, man.

By the way, can I just jump in? I believe, I believe my dad had the wrong Thompson twins.

Yeah, I was thinking of the group, '80s band.

Hold me now, doctor, doctor, my heart.

Yeah, I sure was.

You're right, better than REM.

You got me.

I mean, why you don't like the Barber twins, bro?

Cause Tiki was talking all that trash right before we won the Super Bowl without him, I might add. So he's no longer acceptable in New York Giants circles.

It's crazy. The New York came out of you when you were talking about the G-Men.

Would you rather be named by your parents? Would you be resentful if you got Ronde and your brother got Tiki? I'd be upset.

I think Ronde is a better name.

Oh, no, no.

Ronde is a strong name.

Definitely a better name.

Tiki!

Ronde.

I'd much rather be Tiki.

Ronde.

Sure, put it on a pole, Dan.

That's just how you're saying it.

Tiki.

Ronde.

Ronde.

Tiki.

Yeah, there you go.

And number 1, bro, Kirby Puckett.

So that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good job.

Let's do some post-show awards today.

Who—

what are we giving out, Juju?

What did I win?

Yes, sir, man. In the spirit, before we get that, according to The Athletic, Alperen Şengün has dethroned Tyrese Halliburton as the league's most overrated player, voted by his peers.

Congrats.

Salute.

Very good. Very good. Very good.

Also want to give the Randy Ass/Guaranteed Doghouse Award to my brother Chris Cody.

Congratulations, Chris. You, you earned it.

We're trying to get out of it. We're already taking steps to get out of it, but we're, we're going to be all right.

Good luck.

Yeah.

I want to give the Same Car in the Same Garage Award to my brother Dave Damchick and Nick Wright.

Good job, good job, good job, guys.

You guys really agreed on stuff.

Disdain for Aaron Rodgers.

That Steelers conversation was just like, yep, okay, I agree with you.

No, you're right. No, good job out of you.

Jesus.

Get a room.

I like to give the It Happens to Me Too Roy Award to Roy Bellamy.

Yeah, thank you, thank you.

Don't say hi to you either? Is that what happens?

Yeah, he knows what he's doing. I'm in all the Zooms. And lastly, I like to give the Pulitzer Prize Award to my brother Amina Hassan. Yeah, well deserved.

You must be smart.

How about that? What about, is there a Joker of the Day?

Yes sir, you hit the buzzer beater. I was going with Nate as well. Nate is a wild boy at this age. So, um, I'm gonna shift it over to, uh, my boy Stefan Gill. Stefan Diggs has been found not guilty of assault, battery, and strangulation of his former chef.

Big day.

But during this— during the trial, the chef was not looking too trustworthy.

Really?

She was seen dancing shortly after the alleged assault. She couldn't answer questions. I'm talking about no questions damn near. So I might have to give my sister Nature Boy's Joker of the Day Award.

It's becoming a time-honored tradition, Ric Flair having a tweet and then like about 20 hours later walking it back and apologizing for it.

He's a disaster.

Right.

I also like to add, bruh, people who be making these accusations that are way false and way wrong, we should come up with some type of penalty system for that. Like, you can't just throw these accusations at people, cost them money, cost them careers, cost them jobs and then be like, oops, my bad, never mind. Like, what is that?

Juju, do we have any polls today?

Absolutely, man. I made up a couple polls while listening to the show. Oh no. Yes, sir, man. Just two. I, I left you out of this. Is Austin a lousy name for a baby and a grownup?

That's a good one.

73% of the audience says yes, Dave.

I thought I had a—

Coacher.

And before we get to the last poll, I'd like to remind everybody to listen to the Greg Cody Podcast with Greg Cody, The Zaslo Show 2.0, and Football America right now wherever you get your podcast at.

And, and, and, and Cinephobe wherever you get podcasts.

The Hockey Show. And the LA Hoop.

I'm on Kane's Insight today at 4 PM Eastern.

We got Darth Amin's Rule of Two at 3 PM Eastern live on YouTube.

All right.

Pitch Clock coming up tomorrow, probably. And my brother Tony, the crossover. Come on, lock in.

There's also Mystery Street, a show I've never been invited on.

There you go.

How about, how about today?

You're on it.

Record it today.

Here's the science of Bar Rescue podcast.

Last poll is Draymond Green the Michael Jordan of Robert Auris? 65% of the audience says yes, and those are your polls.

Looks like we're never getting Draymond.

Good job, Juju.

As opposed to all the other years He's been on