Transcript of JuJu's Top 5 Chips Of All Time | Postgame Show New

I don't feel like we got anything that felt like closure on that snack conversation. I don't feel like we have 4 Hall of Fame chips. I don't feel like we have 4 Hall of Fame snacks. I feel like we just have a whole bunch of people yelling and arguing at each other, and some of them saying the words, uh, cheese balls.

I mean, you said a pretzel's a chip, dude. It's hard to have this conversation with you.

Uh, yeah, but I— okay, fair enough. Well, the same way I make a penguin a—

I make a penguin a bird.

Yeah. The word snack is so amorphous. There's a— you could name— everybody could name 100 different snacks. So you got to fine-tune it.

That's why I was asking you for 4. I didn't want— I wanted the 4 consensus best. But let's bring Juju back in here before we get to the polls and some other things. Juju, do you have anything in the way of clarity for us on this subject?

Yes, sir, man. I got my top 5 chip flavors off the dome because it was just embarrassing what I just heard. So top 5 chip flavors.

I agree with you, Juju. I've rarely been more embarrassed than what broke out at the end of the last segment.

Uh, remember what Tony said?

Uh, I said one of the most goated flavors, jalapeño. You guys are on, you guys are on.

That's unbelievable, man. It really was strange though that you went so specific with what you were saying.

This is consensus, one of the 4 best things all humans would agree on in the snack.

I don't care about what humans will agree on, I'm doing mine. You asked what's in your Mount Rushmore snacks, I told you mine.

It's not a personal person's Hall of Fame, it's the Hall of Fame for everybody.

It's not just your—

care what everybody thinks.

Uh, Go ahead, Juju. Do you have any OLI or you're going straight to the top?

No OLIs, but I like to tell my brother Greg, you are having a phenomenal hair day right now, bro. Don't move the headphones an inch. Oh, it's flowing like lettuce. Number 5, hickory barbecue.

Hickory.

Wow, not just barbecue, but hickory. I like that.

Hickory barbecue, you dig? Number 4, Sour cream and onion Ruffles.

Strong. Yep, there you go.

Roy's right when he says you got to make a distinction. You got to either make them ridged or not ridged. Those are two different categories.

Mm-hmm. Number 3, plain Ruffles.

You're a Ruffles man, huh?

Tony's disgusted by this.

No, it's just they have so many better flavors. The AD combination of the lime and the jalapeño one is great.

Yeah, I don't understand. No, stop trying to make the jalapeño thing a thing.

You don't like spicy?

I don't understand the plain thing.

Dan did it last segment.

I don't understand the plain The queso flavor is excellent.

Want me to choose croquette chips? Number 2, sour cream and cheddar Ruffles.

There it is. That was my nomination.

It's good. It's good.

Ruffles Live read here.

He really is.

He really is. We got to get Juju some Ruffles. Oh, with Big Ruffles and Ruffles sponsorships.

Number 1.

And number 1, Golden Flake Hot Chips. Oh God. Is that regional?

Everyone's staring.

Everyone is staring straight ahead and not knowing what it is that Juju has just felt.

Better by jalapeño.

This is number one. No, I gotta go with Tony on this one. Rare is the number one selection that makes everyone stare straight ahead and not understand or have the knowledge that Juju has here.

Real chippers. No, Dano, I left off the list the, uh, Quavo, uh, chips, the rap snacks.

Hood delicacy, amigos. I love going into the— into the gas station and seeing those, those knockoff Jason Tatum chips.

I'm like, those are good, by the way. The barbecue Flamin' Hot, those are good.

I like those. What do you have? What do you have for us, Juju, on the conversation we were having earlier that Greg Cody said my tone was bad on, where I was genuinely confused by the idea that people who have ownership stakes in, in Meadowlark Media don't feel like they've won a Pulitzer Prize.

Yeah, bro, when you broke it down and said if the New York Times can prance they ass out here and claim it, damn it, we can. So I'm gonna take your leads. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen of the Academy. I like to accept this. I am proud. I'm a proud Pulitzer owner as well as an Academy Award winner because I was in The Blind Side and it won an Academy Award. So the video team, moving forward, can we add Pulitzer Award winner and Academy Award winner to my bio?

I have to make a correction though because I got it wrong earlier in the show, The New York Times isn't actually claiming that Pulitzer.

It's The Athletic.

And even though The New York Times owns The Athletic, they got 3 other Pulitzers. And I was giving The New York Times credit for something the New York, New York Times isn't actually even taking credit for. Uh, congratulations to everyone here for winning the Pulitzer, except for the unethical video team. Uh, do you have a Joker of the Day for us here, Juju?

Yes, sir, man. On the heels of our Pulitzer conversation. Joker of the day, Pablo Torre, brother. It's meth, bro. Like, meth it. Who are you texting? That is— you embarrassed me. You not only just embarrassed Dan, you embarrassed me, Chris Cody, the Pulitzer Committee, calling that man meth it. Nobody has ever done that, sir. You, sir, are the Joker of the day.

Dan, real quick, I've been seeing this comment today a lot in our YouTube chat, and I want to respond to it. Zaslo is standing. Everyone was asking and they were wondering. Zaslo has been standing all show.

That's what it would look like if Kevin Hart were in here, because you do look that much shorter than a 7-foot Tony. You're making Tony look like he's Rudy Gobert's height.

I'm Wemby. Just throw me the ball in the post here.

Speaking, Juju, of the Kevin Hart roast, did you see it? Would you recommend it? I have not seen it and I am thinking of not seeing it. So what do you have for me on this?

Bro, the way that the internet was talking, I was thinking, okay, I'm, I'm gonna stomach this and watch this and try to get through it. Nah, bro, to me I was entertained. There was a couple of people up there. Teyana Taylor, she dropped the ball, she bombed, you know what I mean? But she ain't a comedian. And, um, I'm not a fan of Tony Hinchcliffe, so I'm just gonna go in saying that. So his George Floyd joke to me was more of the same of what he'd be doing. But at the same time, I thought that Draymond did as well as Draymond could do. I think Tom Brady kicked it off, did his best as he could do. So I applaud the roast of Kevin Hart, you dig, in the production.

Tom was a bit starched. I can always tell when he's getting back to the monitor when he's like, yeah, he's got the face of like, where was I again? Oh yeah, you're short. That's right.

I liked— I thought it was a good roast once we got past the part were like things that were surprises to Kevin Hart that he clearly knew about. Like Tom Brady, he's sitting there like, yeah, that's right, it's my roast. Tom would never show up. And Tom's doing the slow walk and it's just so clear that he knew he was there. So that part felt a little disingenuous because I think you think these roasts, it's like these people are just letting it fly. So that seemed a little fake. But once we got past like that Tom stuff, I actually thought it was a good roast.

Yeah, you're right. Shane Gillis, bro, you are one of the most funny people ever in the world. How he did Lizzo, bro, I ain't going to say it here. But it was so just straight to the point. It cuts your heart like a knife. Yeah.

What was Jeff Ross doing in the, uh, in the all, all red leather Eddie getup?

Yeah, that's a bad look for Jeff Ross.

Even everybody else is like, what is he doing? Nobody knows what he's got to do.

A thing.

That's a hard thing for anyone to pull off, but he specifically trying to pull that off didn't really work. Give me the stat of the day music, please.

Kambuza, the 6'8", 253-pound Kambuza's max vertical is 35 inches. Tristan Wirfs, 6'5", 320-pound Tristan Wirfs' vertical is 36.5 inches, meaning that Tristan Wirfs has more hops than the Booze. Back to you guys.

Somebody is going to get fired for drafting Cam Boozer in the top 5. I'm gonna say it right here.

Really?

Somebody's gonna get fired. We're gonna look back at that and be like Yikes, that was not a good pick.

Because you have him as a tweener who can't jump more than a Tampa Bay Bucs lineman?

That, he's slow. I don't know if you saw him running his, uh, his speed drills. He's slow. His jumper's not that good. I don't know if he can defend up. Like, we'll see.

You are saying something I'm not hearing a lot of because he's just a freshman. I usually do. Uh, he's, he's just somebody who's very young, so you might be right early, but generally speaking, I think he's consensus top 5 pick.

Yeah, I got a good track record on these things when I see the eye test and I'm like, Not gonna happen on a deep draft.

Yes, but I, I have trouble with that, right? Because I wouldn't have had Paul Pierce athletically as a Hall of Famer. And what, like, basketball can be strange that way? You can have somebody who is a bit of a tweener who can— Larry Bird athletically, it's not even just the whiteness, it's how it's moving around on the court.

Larry Bird, nobody would be able to explain how that happens.

You're missing the part that's important, which is sneakiness, right? Paul Pierce, sneaky, shifty, was able to get into do stuff that athletically he shouldn't have been able to, but he had the deception in his game the same as Larry. I don't think Cam Boozer has deception in his game to be a 6'8" guy that can play out in the perimeter.

Tony also thought Davis Mills is going to be good.

Uh, okay. And I remember somebody saying that nobody wanted to trade for Davis, or nobody wanted to trade Davis Mills, right?

Do I remember that?

Somebody just made Diana Rossini—

I couldn't remember who exactly said it. I knew somebody said it.

And in Tim's defense, I would have rather had Davis at the helm in them playoff games than CJ. So talk to him. I think Tim wins again.

Well, but let me, let me go down this path with you guys as basketball lovers, uh, when it comes to being able to, uh, see whether someone is athletic enough to be, uh, someone who wins the— among the greatest athletes in the world at basketball. Who is the greatest non-athletic person that you have seen in basketball? Because I think Larry Bird would classify— but what you're saying about Kambuza I saw him in the post. His footwork is amazing. The way that he passes out of the post is really good. But I too would be worried about the fact that he is undersized for some of the athleticism that plays his position and seems less athletic than some of those people, even though he's great in the post.

I mean, the answer is Jokic, right? Yeah. And Luka. I don't want to put an end to the game, but like, the answer is Jokic.

I would say Draymond too.

Okay, but if, uh, well, but Draymond has to be a special kind of athletic to be Defensive Player of the Year at that size, at 6'7". There must be some strength involved there that we're not seeing. Uh, but give me— when you talk about Jokic at 7 feet tall, there's no chance of Cam Boozer being able to be something like that with a similar lack of athleticism.

Be Zach Randolph, not athletic.

Really good career, really good player.

Zach Randolph's another good choice, although I think of him as unathletic later in his career as opposed to the beginning.

The problem is that back-to-the-basket game doesn't exist in the NBA. Like, you, you don't have Z-Boos anymore. You can't have Cam Boozer sitting there at the block, getting the ball, dribbling twice, turning around and shooting up a jumper. That doesn't exist. Like, you're gonna have to play within the, the flow of an offense that is so in motion, that is so perimeter dominated, that you got to be fleet of foot out there. You can't be plodding.

And what you're basically saying is the game has evolved past Elton Brand is what you're saying, right?

Unfortunately, yes.

The Elton Brand and Luke Longley. And Luke Longley.

Yeah, but Luke Longley, the stiff 7-footer, uh, the stiff—

the era of David Lee is done, Dan.

Over with.

David Lee is athletic though.

He's great.

David Lee was an athletic sneaky— not sneaky athlete.

Can't coach sneaky.

Let's update some polls at Le Batard Show. Uh, what did you just do there with your contribution?

You can't coach sneaky.

@LeBittardShow.

He's right about that.

On, uh, on the polls, what do you have, Juju, for us? I was disappointed yesterday. I've got to look through my notes here, find the poll from yesterday.

Oh, this, this poll, we didn't get an update.

I know it, I got it. So you got it, bro.

No, you got the— did you update yesterday's poll on if LeBron James should have shielded himself from criticism during the post-game press conference by going and doing the press conference with Bronny on his lap?

I was gonna punctuate the segment with that, but yes, I did. It's in the IG story right now, bro. That is hilarious. Let me update one— update that one now. 96% of the audience says yes, he should have.

That's a record, isn't it?

All right, right. Is yodeling still big in the Swiss Alps? 86% of the audience says yes, it is. Salute! Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Do you lose respect for the guy in the suit when you see him riding the scooter?

Damn!

74% of the audience says yes, they do. Does anyone else in the world have exactly the same voice as you do? No one else on Earth sounds like a stuffy-nosed freaky frog that I am, so I will take my bow there. 72% of the audience says no, they don't. Is yippee-ki-yay a form of yodeling? 56% of the audience says no, it is not.

Damn, controversy.

Are you surprised to know that Warren Sapp's middle name is Carlos?

That was 7 hours ago.

We're still in the first hour of the show on poll.

84% of the audience says yes, they are surprised. Is the James Bond franchise mafia movies? Hmm. 85% of the audience says no, they are not. You sure? Do you know who Quasimodo is? 90% of the audience says yes, they do. Is the cheese doodle in the chip category? Mm, big one. Oh, 52% of the audience says yes, it is.

It comes in a chip bag.

Puff, a chip. America has spoken.

And last poll: would Braveheart would have been better— hold on— would Braveheart have been a better movie if it were starring Danny Glover? 57% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls. Yeah, go Lewis!