Transcript of TCB Live Florida Announcement

Hey, TCB Universe. It's your old pal, Brian. Coming to you with maybe some disappointing news for those of you who have purchased tickets to our Florida shows in Dania Point or Orlando. For the rest of you, this is just going to be a really unfunny episode of the Commercial Break on an Off Day. Let me get right to it. If you have purchased tickets to the 24th or 25th, the Florida shows, Dania Point or Orlando, we We're going to be moving those dates. We will not be down in Florida this upcoming week in just a couple of days. Let me share a little bit about why. For the last couple of years, I have been experiencing some sickness, some weird symptoms, and And because of some routine bloodwork and an annual physical, my doctors have uncovered a rather serious health condition that needs addressing sooner rather than later. So after some conversations with the TCB team, promoters, clubs, and of course, taking some medical advice, we have decided to move those dates out into the future. So if you were planning on coming on Tuesday or Wednesday, I know this is disappointing. You probably hate me.

All four of you who were going to show up may wish that this medical condition had already taken me out, but be assured that the prognosis is good and the podcast will continue. The live shows, however, not happening in Florida this week only the 24th and 25th. I will have more information on what's going on with me and what to do with those tickets you've purchased, whether to get a refund or hold them for that future date. I am working with the promoters, and I promise to have that information in just a couple of days. So stay tuned. And I'd like to thank you in advance for allowing me some grace to take care of myself, because if you're going to see the best mediocre comedy podcast live, then you want the best Mediocre Comedy podcaster alive so that you get your $30 worth of entertainment. I'm very sorry. I know this is disappointing news, and it's coming last minute, but I'm giving it to you just as I am getting it, just as the decisions are being made. So hang in there. We'll all get through this together. The dates will be moved. We will show up.

I will need the money for medical bills. Again, no shows this week in Florida, so please, please, please don't show up. If you're pissed at me and you want to let me know that, 212-433-3822. That's 212-433-3TCB. I will do my best to answer each and every text message until I get tired of doing that and throw the phone out the window. We'll be back with more episodes this week and more information. For some of you, I have just freed up your Tuesday night so that you can watch Thousand Pound Sisters just like I would be. But for now, I must bid you adieu. Know that I love you. Best to you. And remember that I always say, I will say, and I do say, bye.'s still 30 in the morning.