Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck up boat, fuck up stove, counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole, got her own bankroll, can't fold. That's a no, headshot, case closed.
What is up guys, it's Andy Frisella and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ cruising the fucking internet. That's what we're gonna do. That's what CTI stands for. It stands for cruise The Internet. Let's just get right into it. Before we do, I want to remind you that we do have a fee for the show. We're the largest show in the world that doesn't run ads, and we ask very simply in exchange for that that you support us by sharing the show. Okay, if you don't share the show, the show doesn't grow. All right, so don't be a hoe, share the show.
What's up? What's good, gang?
Oh man, you know, today's board meeting day.
Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, that's fun.
Professional.
Meet the board.
Meet the board. Charcuterie board.
That's right. Oh, I, bro, I fucks with charcuterie boards. Yeah, that's not—
it's not charcuterie board day. It's board meeting day.
I fuck with charcuterie boards, bro. Bro, that's my shit.
Charcuterie? Yeah, charcuterie boards.
That's my shit, dog. I'm telling you, bro.
I hate them.
All the meats.
I hate them, dude, because once you take one bite, it never stops.
I just guard it. Yeah.
You know, like, dude, I got to move to another area when they put those things out.
Oh man, fuck, dude. They do those little pretzel sticks, bro, with the chocolate on them.
Fuck.
Yeah. Oh, okay. All right, come on, guys. Damn.
See? Yeah.
See how easy it is for us to just go back to her?
Yeah, man. It's always in there. It's still there. That DJ's in there. Fuck. Fat Andy's definitely in there, dude.
I'm gonna tell Alex, right?
He sees a fucking charcuterie board and he goes crazy.
Yep. Do they have those in, uh, what's the, what's the Indian version of a charcuterie board? It's a regular charcuterie board, man. Come on, we're not savages.
Is there like bugs and shit on them?
On the special ones.
What, what food would you find on an Indian charcuterie board that you would not find on an American charcuterie board? Or is it pretty universal?
I would say universal. All right.
You lying? All right.
That's all right.
A little bit.
Yeah. Okay. Let's not go there.
Yeah.
I'm going to take the Fauci out on this one. Yeah. I plead the fifth.
Fuck.
Yeah, man. Oh, shit, dude. Yeah, man. No, it's a great day. Everything's good. Had a great weekend. You had a good weekend?
Yeah.
Nice and easy? Yep. Yeah, it was good. We got a lot to cover though. We got a lot to talk about. And you know, let's just get into it. All right. We got headline one. Now guys, listen.
Oh, we must have a lot if we're going right to headline one.
We got a lot. All right. We got a lot. We gotta get right to it. All right, now.
Y'all didn't ask me about my shirt?
Oh.
About my cool new shirt?
That is a, is that a cup of ice cream?
That's a cupcake.
That's, oh, cupcake?
Yeah, see, like check the back out.
Oh yeah, move the mic. Cupcake, sweet until the gate opens, bro.
I'll have you know that Cupcake is ranked in the top 10 bulls in the world right now.
Oh yeah, very proud of that, bro. That's a, that's a mean bull.
Yeah, man.
Like, what did— like, what did they do? Like, I know they tie the nuts up to piss them off. That's it? That's all they gotta do?
Dude, you know what pissed me off? Yeah, I don't know. I think that's enough.
Yeah. Fuck, dude.
Yeah.
Cupcake's good.
I found this shirt in my locker. I was like, this is badass.
It's awesome. Yeah, it's nice. It's a cool design. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, man. Well, we got to get into some shit. We got a lot of stuff to cover. You know, this isn't like ESPN. All right. And I know we've been covering the WNBA.
We get more coverage on WNBA than any show in the world here.
We cover the WNBA more than the WNBA covers the WNBA.
That's a fact. You know what I'm saying? For something that we say nobody wants to watch, we sure do talk about it a lot.
We're all watching it, dude. I mean, but fuck, dude. This shit is wild.
I was actually watching what you're about to talk about live.
Were you? Yeah. When it happened? Oh yeah. Fuck, dude. Let's talk about it. Flagrant foul on Sophie Cunningham draws attention of Florida AG after ejected player claims white privilege. Oh man, so Dijon Mustard Carrington of the Chicago Sky was handed a flagrant 2, uh, foul for sending the Indiana Fever's Cunningham smashing to the floor during her successful layup in the first quarter of Saturday's nationally televised game. Here's the clip.
Face coming down trying to prevent the layup, but that is just a hard hit. That's definitely going to be upgraded, I think, to a flagrant 2, Ryan. I think that is going to be a flagrant 2.
There is wind up, there is follow through, there's potential for injury without Sophie Cunningham in a vulnerable position in the air.
Uh, wow. Yeah, I mean, there's no question why Sophie Cunningham got up and took exception to that hit, bro.
So you have that happen, okay? She gets the foul upgraded. She gets ejected. She goes to the locker room, and within 5 minutes she decides to tweet out on Twitter, white privilege at Indiana Fever.
Okay, what's that? What is that? White privilege? Is that white privilege? Like you get to get your ass beat every single fucking game for the last 2 fucking years by black chicks and you can't say shit about it? Yeah, is that the privilege we're talking about? Otherwise you're a fucking racist.
That's right. That's right.
Interesting privilege.
Very interesting.
While she's wearing blonde, it would almost— well, that's a whole nother thing. I don't have a problem with her wearing long blonde hair. I think it looks all right.
It's appropriate.
But yeah, but you know, if when a, when a white girl does something that a black girl does, it's cultural appropriation. So let's just keep it how, you know, everybody kind of do whatever the fuck they want. How about that? That sounds okay.
I say let's call food stamps food stamps. I mean, I don't like this ghetto shit.
Nobody likes it. Nobody likes it.
I don't like it.
It's being allowed to go on so people continue to watch and talk about. That's— it's a strategy.
And like, and like, again, you are the expert on this, this thing, but like, just from a branding marketing standpoint, dude, like, I guess this is working for the WNBA and that's why they're not doing anything, right?
I'd say so.
You know what I'm saying? Like, but like, at what point does it like, Because nobody's even watching.
Like, here's my thing, I was sad she got ejected. Yeah, I didn't want her to get ejected because I think Sophie would have beat the fuck out of her.
She would have. Yeah, I mean, you know what her nickname is? Sophie's— she's the enforcer. Yeah, like she's the fucking like hard charging. Yeah, I mean, she's had plenty of these fouls and she said the same thing. She's like, listen, I mean, it's not— I get it, but when it crosses— like, nobody's watching the WNBA anymore purely for the sport no more. All right, like nobody's doing that. And like, this is slowly turning into something way deeper than basketball.
It's a problem.
It's a problem, dude. And like, I don't want to watch it simply because of that. And I don't feel like they're— they're either— they get that and they don't care, or they're just— they're, they're, they're not very savvy. And you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't get it.
Yeah, I think it's crossing the point of being a huge turnoff. I mean, look, dude, it's, you know, clearly there's a huge racial component to what's happening in this situation. And it is not white people on black people. It's black people on white people. And it's consistent and it's literally almost every game. And, you know, it's interesting because we don't have this problem in fucking NBA. We don't have this problem on the football field. We don't have this problem in baseball diamond. We don't have it in hockey, but, you know, people could argue that there's a reason for that. But, you know, like, the point of the matter is, is that you don't see it amongst men.
Yeah.
Okay. And so the next time that you hear people say, oh, well, you know, women are more empathetic and more this and more that, just remember where these attacks are coming from and who's doing them and then who's proud to do them.
Bro, bro, it's almost like they're entitled to it.
I don't—
dude, it's fucking crazy. And the worst part about it is to tweet white privilege after that.
Is like, it's— I can't even understand that level of fucking stupid.
Yeah.
Like, I can't even understand it. Like, when I saw that she did that and normally I'd be like, what the fuck was that? And then I just kind of like roll my eyes and I'm like, this must be a super dumb bitch. Like, she must just be a fucking idiot. What? How could you even say white privilege after you just fucking destroyed this girl?
Yeah. Yeah.
And what is— oh, she didn't let you kill her.
That's right.
You know, she let you stomp on her head like she didn't let you choke her. Like, what the fuck is the white privilege at? You know? And I think everybody knows it, dude. This isn't like, you know, there's no like lines here, you know? Like, you look at the comments on these things and it's white men and black men and everybody's like, this is fucking stupid.
That's right.
You know, but it continues to happen in WNBA. And unfortunately, I do believe that it's happening in the, in the WNBA because they need people to pay attention.
It's eyeballs.
That's what I think.
It's eyeballs, bro. Yeah, it's eyeballs. Now the interesting thing about this is that the, you know, like you said, like the, the camps about, you know, how people are feeling about this, I would say it's almost fucking 90% are like, all right, kind of, this is, this is stupid. Yeah, kind of over this, right? But you still got some out there, and I don't know if they genuinely believe this shit's okay or if they're just doing that because they're retarded.
I don't remember. The same applies to them, dude. The more offensive the stance, the more attention it gets.
More clickbait.
And everybody that's on social media— this is the problem with social media is that there's a couple of problems. One, it allows all the opinions to be equal. And the reality is, is that all opinions aren't equal because opinions are based upon experience and intelligence should be. And yeah, yeah, they're not equal. Not all opinions are fucking equal. This is the this is a totally different discussion, but this is a problem with a true democracy. This is, this is why. But that's another thing. Solve it by people who pay tax. But anyway, the point is you have all these people and then they figured out that the more offensive they are, the more attention they get. So you have a lot of people who are dishonest with how they truly feel because they understand that it's going to cause a lot of attention to go to them.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, it's fucking crazy. Well, Sports Illustrated, um, decided to, to write an article on this, um, where they called it karma for Sophie Cunningham. Um, one of the nation's top sports chronicles, Sports Illustrated, is under fire for pushing out a headline insisting that WNBA star Sophie Cunningham deserved to be bashed in the face on the court because of her support for women-only sports. Um, in reply to the incident that happened on Saturday, the magazine pushed out a story headlined, quote, Sophie Cunningham got a bitter taste of karma after drawing flagrant foul in Fever Sky. Uh, the headline says straight out that Cunningham earned deserved karma because she opposes men who claim to be women playing in women's sports. The Indiana Fever star had expressed her opinion We covered that last week, um, but the headline and accompanying story, which was written by Kristen Wong, were immediately lambasted by furious Cunningham fans. Hours later, the magazine quietly changed its absurd headline to read, quote, Sophie Cunningham's enforcer role gets reversed onto her with hard foul in Fever Sky. Uh, so that happens. And it wasn't even just Sports Illustrated because there's a third camp of people here.
As well, Andy. There's the people who know that this shit's wrong and won't say a fucking thing about it.
Yeah, like her coach.
Like her fucking coach. Yeah, bro, what the fuck was that? I don't know. Uh, and she can— she's now getting called out. Lieutenant Governor of Indiana demands Fever coach Stephanie White be let go for defending Dijonae Carrington after she assaulted, uh, Sophie Cunningham. Um, so this was on Saturday again.
Uh, what did she say?
We got the clip. Okay.
One of the things about Nay is that she's gonna play her butt off, man.
She's gonna compete.
Nobody's gonna go walking in for a layup. And so, um, I'm not— I don't oppose the hard foul. Um, but I also don't think that she intentionally went for the net. Jesus.
You see Caitlin's face?
Nobody wants to play for somebody like that lady, bro. Like, what the fuck? You're the fucking leader of the team. You think your players want to play for that?
Jesus. You see, so, uh, uh, Caitlin's fucking face.
Yeah, well, she's a weak— that's weak. Play her butt off, man. She's gonna compete. Nobody's gonna go walking in for a layup. And so, um, I don't oppose the hard foul. Um, but yeah, so, um, the lieutenant governor, dude, she just doesn't want to be called anything politically incorrect.
That's what I'm saying.
She's doing the same shit with the trans shit. She's playing the same shit with the race shit. And you know what? This is why Europe's being conquered. Okay. That's the attitude that's allowing Western civilization to be conquered. You're so afraid to say what it is you actually observe with your own eyes for fear of being labeled something that you just allow whatever to happen, happen. And that is the definition of fucking personal cowardice. That is cowardly as fuck.
Bro, you know, I think one of the important things as a leader, right? You have to defend your people. Sure. Right? Like, and maybe even like sometimes you have to publicly defend your people and then correct them privately.
Correct.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I feel like the take this coach should've made, or I would've been okay if she would've made, it was like, you know, yeah, yeah, Dijonae, she's a hard player. She was wrong in this case.
This is just like— Very simple.
And just be done with it.
Yeah.
That's not a fucking political statement.
I don't think she intentionally went for the, Very— did you not see the fucking video? You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody in the world saw it.
It's fucking— it's fucking— it's weak shit, dude. Yeah, it's weak.
I agree with him, bro. Like, no solid coach would ever take the side of an opposing team's player who committed a flagrant foul on one of your own players. Terrible coaching. The Fever needs to defend their players. That goes for sports, that goes for in business, that goes for anything. Like that. You're the leader of the team. You are the coach. Do you think that any of your players want to play for you after saying that? Caitlin Clark's the best player in the fucking WNBA. You could see by her reaction she's disgusted. And by the way, she has been the scapegoat of your weak leadership because you refuse to take a stand. Now you have a potential situation where these girls could literally get fucking injured seriously.
Yeah.
Okay. Because you're so fucking politically correct and you're so cowardly that you will not stand up for your own fucking players, bro. If I— dude, I wouldn't even play for her, bro.
The shit, like, like, like, it's not going to get—
it's gross.
It's not going to get better.
It's gross. She's empowering it.
That's what I'm like. It's going to get fucking worse. It's not like it's just like It's either— it's either going to get fucking stopped and cut out completely or it's going to—
it's really weird because I've met her in person, dude. She ain't like that.
Yeah.
Like, I don't— I think this is total fear of the media. Like, who gives a fuck?
Yeah. Media or—
you want to be a— you want to— you want to make a name for yourself? You want to be known as a badass coach? Come out there and be like, that was fucking bullshit.
That's right.
Give them some fucking, you know, give them the truth.
I think there's a lot of shit happening behind the scenes. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? With the WNBA and all, like, I mean, just the administration of it. There's got to be a reason, because like, dude, this doesn't happen. Like, look at football. No. If a bad— if a fucking person—
But dude, again, those are men, and those men understand that those are other men. They don't see them as Black men or white men or fucking Hawaiian men or whatever the fuck. They don't play in it. We're talking about a game of literal violence. Okay. So they understand that this is— this has nothing to do with race, right? This has to do with literal violence. And a black man and a white man and Hawaiian man can all bring the motherfucking pain. Okay. So there is— there's an understanding there, right? Like, like, because men understand this violent aspect of things, there's an understanding and there's a mutual respect. Okay. And what we're seeing here is that these women who are attacking these white players have no fucking understanding of that at all because they've never had it happen to them. Because every time they've been hard fouled, every time that's happened to them, they've been able to cry racism.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden someone gets a suspension or they get reprimanded or they get this. And it's like, dude, this doesn't— if we're going to play that, it goes both fucking ways.
Yep. Do that. The football analogy is such a great point though, man, because it's like there is this mutual understanding. Like, yes, we understand this is a game of violence. Like, we get it. Yeah, I'm trying to fuck you up. You're trying to fuck me up. But there's still a line.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? There's still a line. And like, even in those type of sports, you still see it's like, hey, well, you crossed that line, bro. Like, nobody supports that shit.
Yeah.
Where's the sportsmanship or sportswomanship? I don't know.
It's different.
It might be coming though.
I don't know.
It might be coming. And I only say that, I only say that, Andy, because we got Royce White.
Yeah.
Just threw his hat in.
Yeah.
To sign up.
Yeah.
For the WNBA. Uh, former NBA first round pick and Minnesota Republican US Senate candidate Royce White, who we have, we've had on the show. Phenomenal individual.
Yeah. He's big as fuck too.
Pretty big.
Be wrecking some people in the WNBA, bro.
He's pretty fucking big. Um, but he's, uh, he's taking his mockery of the WNBA's, uh, incoherent gender policies to the next level. He's 6'8", which is accurate. Um, 35-year-old is now testing out a blonde wig and decorating, uh, and declaring he's entered his feminine era.
Maybe he could borrow one from, uh, what's her face, from, from fucking Dijon. Yeah. He looks good. It's like black Jason Momoa. I think you got a future in Hollywood there, brother.
Bro, fuck, man. He posted this out. He says, quote, it came, y'all. My first, first week tomorrow I tested on the court. This is my feminine era glow up. Did I slay? Well, if y'all don't, yas queen, you're transphobic. I really don't understand all the hatred. I just wanted to play some hoops with my fellow ladies. He went on Fox News for an interview. Let's see what he had to say.
Oh, he didn't wear it.
You know, right, right now I'm just, I'm just having a blast in my feminine era. I never thought that I was a, a, a woman, you know. I, I've always trusted the science and I thought I was a man my entire life, but you know, after further review, I, you know, look strong, look at my, my personal preferences It would appear that, that I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman. And I think it's only fair I get a chance to play with some of my queens here in the twilight of my career, my athletic prime. Well, and so exactly what you're saying, Royce, is just sort of unveils, pulls the curtain back on the lack of clarity in the WNBA's policies under Article 8 of their 2026 collective bargaining agreement. It simply Yeah, and it wasn't just him. You also have another former first-round draft pick for the NBA, uh, Ines Kanter Freedom. He has officially declared, uh, for the 2027 WNBA draft as well. Let's check this out. Well, it's officially official. I just declared for the 2027 WNBA draft in April. Join me in this journey.
Manus Kanter Freedom decided he's gonna throw his hat into the WNBA. The WNBA does not ban men who identify as women right now from playing in the league. He would dominate the WNBA without batting an eyelash. The number one prospect in the history of the WNBA.
So, um, I got some draft papers here.
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.
I still ain't good enough, bro.
He's, he's so, he's really in, dude. And I saw, I saw, I don't, and I don't know when the timing of this, when he like, when, uh, the WNBA released a statement, I was trying to find it where they basically said, you know, we have 200+ people in our league. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, it's like, what the fuck are y'all doing? What are y'all doing?
They're, they're, they're playing that. Well, dude, this is what happens with woke shit. It eats itself because it's not backed by any logic.
It's not sustainable.
No, it's— dude, it's— listen, when you get past the performative bullshit and you get past the politically correctness and you get past being polite or accommodating and you get all the way down to the actual truth, The truth is the truth, and this exposes it. Now they're forced to make a decision and they're forced to take a position. And if they don't, they're going to get their asses sued off.
Right, right.
You know what I'm saying? So like, I think it's genius because it forces their entire organization back into reality.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Because if they don't let them though, they're going to get sued for discrimination.
Yeah.
Y'all not— oh, so y'all don't want— you know what I'm saying? They're going to get hate on that crowd.
Yeah.
If they do take them, then they're opening up for some real—
like, I mean, if they do take them, it's going to be— it's going to be the NBA D-League in 2 years.
That's right.
There will be zero women in it.
That's right. That's right. Just a bunch of trans dudes.
Yeah. Playing with their fucking dicks out. I mean, like, bro, we already fucking— that's the truth. Yeah, that's the truth.
Yeah, dude. Either way, dude, this does not end good for women. I think that's like—
well, that's because they're not operating in reality. Yeah. Yeah. When you do not operate in reality, it never ends well.
Yeah.
Ever.
Yeah. And that's what I'm saying. Like, I like going back to the point earlier. It's like, this is like, this has went so off track from just being women being able to, you know, by the way, like, you know, these are athletes, like the Sophie Cunninghams, Caitlin, these are women who've been, you know, their entire lives.
Yeah.
Have been dedicated in training towards becoming the best of their craft.
Yeah.
And we, I feel like we're just so far off track from what it's supposed to be about. Well, we have to deal with this fucking nonsense.
Well, we are, and we see it, and we see young girls getting their hopes and dreams and their rightful awards taken from them. We saw that in the NCAA with swimming a few years ago with Riley—
Riley Green? Not Riley. Riley Gaines.
Riley Gaines. Yeah. And that dude that was in the pool.
Yeah. Lionel.
Yeah.
Fucking Lionel.
Lionel fucking Thompson. With the fucking dong, extra propeller. Yeah, who's in the fucking locker room naked with these girls. Like, it's, dude, it's perverted shit. And women deserve their own sports. They deserve to be protected and not have young men or grown men participating. That is the point of women's sports. Otherwise it would just be called sports.
That's right.
So That's right. The, the, you know, of course this is, I mean, dude, and, and you want to know why this is allowed to happen? Because these people have been bullied and socially bullied over and over and over again for years and years and years with this bullshit that everybody knows is bullshit about, you know, men being women and women being men. And, you know, the, all the fucking racist shit, like all these, uh, identity politics type social policies and all this shit, this woke shit. Everybody knows it's all bullshit when you get down to it. Everybody fucking knows. Everybody knows. Even people that are proponents of it, they fucking know. And so what's happened here is that you have a bunch of people who are in charge of the league who are cowards and they're afraid of the media or getting in a headline or getting— well, now you're getting in a headline for being a coward. That's going to be your legacy. Okay. You're not standing up for your players. You won't tell the truth. These people are going to go down in history as the biggest fucking clowns in the history of mankind.
Remember that clip when they were trying to confirm, uh, Kenji Jackson to the Supreme Court and she could not answer what a woman was? That will go down in history as total clownery. And all of this shit will— it will be a time when people look back, and everybody scratches their head and says, what the fuck was going on? And the reason it's going on is because there's been trillions of dollars of propaganda pushed from the wealthiest people in the world down through the school system, into sports, into culture, into society, into our hiring and firing practices, all this shit. And even though that shit has all, for the most part, been rejected and wiped out, there's still remnants of it. And the remnants are inside these people's brains. It's infected their fucking brains, and they are terrified to stand up to anything that has any real meaning whatsoever. And this is why— this attitude is why Western Europe is being conquered. This attitude is why America is well on its way to being fucking conquered if we don't wake the fuck up, because people understand the truth and they're too fucking cowardly to say it.
You know, the other thing too that I found that I do like that we're seeing, because I feel like this is a point that, you know, you have made in the past as well, but like, dude, it's going to come down to the men. The men are going to be the ones that have to stand up and say, okay, hey, enough is enough, right? Yeah. And, and I think we're starting to see that. Like, Royce White, he's fucking leading the charge. I love it. Like, if this is what the fuck it takes for you to fucking like—
yeah, cool.
Yeah, I'm with it. I'm with it.
Nice. We listen, dude, we need to realign to reality.
Yeah.
Okay. We are losing our fucking country from these woke ass, uh, I don't even want to know what you want to call it, like identity politics, social ideas, poison, huh?
Poison. Yeah.
It's poison. It's what it is. And it's not reality, bro. And when you're running a country, if you don't run it based in reality, you fucking lose the country. That's the point, by the way. Okay, um, and we, we have to, you know, we have to be willing as human adults, man or woman, to stand up and acknowledge what's right and wrong without fear. Like, who fucking cares, dude? If you're speaking the truth and you're telling the way it is, then you don't have anything to be afraid of. And it's really frustrating for me to see a professional coach and then a CEO of a league not even try to protect their players. Okay. And then to continue to ride this nonsense of trans men belonging in women or trans women belonging in women's sports. That's fucking retarded. Like, it just is. It's the most ridiculous shit that I've— it's like, it's absurd.
That's right.
And then the fact that we're even having the conversation, it's wild, is absurd, bro. I never thought when I was a young man that I'd be literally in my fucking 40s talking to millions of people on a microphone talking about fucking a man being a man and a woman being a woman. Like, this is shit that, you know, as a little kid.
That's right.
Then you got grown adults acting like that's not the truth. Dude, it's cowardice. If you put her on a lie detector and you said, hey, do you believe that men should be in women's sports? And she said yes, it would go off. She's lying.
Fucking lying.
Do you believe that, uh, Dijani or whatever her name is fucking cracked Caitlin in the face, uh, or Sophie in the face intentionally? And she said no, it's going to go off as a lie. You're lying. And the reason it's news is because everybody knows you're lying anyway. It's all fucking retarded shit, dude.
Gotta figure it out, man.
Dude, most people are over all this shit, dude. Like, we're, we're past this. This is 4 years ago. Everybody knows. Everybody knows it's wrong. Everybody knows. Nobody's— no, this, this racial shit that's been going on for the last 10 years up until the last 2. People are over it. We're joking again. We're having a good time. We're realizing that we got played against each other and everybody's cool. Like, we're past it. Let it fucking die. It's fucking absurd, dude.
Yeah, man.
All right.
Yeah, guys, let's keep cruising. Headline number 2. All right. Got a little update on the migrant issue abroad. New reports come out. Record 230 illegal migrants cross channel in one dinghy. As Burnham government issues another stern warning, because that's definitely going to stop them.
Yeah, another stern warning, another talking to.
I know the last one didn't work that well.
We're serious this time.
That's right, that's right. The illicit human cargo came ashore near Dover. The boatload of young men and boys of similar age represented the largest ever number recorded to make the journey in a single vessel. As the UK government warned yet again, such, quote, reckless and dangerous tactics employed by criminal gangs will not be tolerated. Oh, bro, that's, that's, you know what, that you're tolerating it, dude.
People only understand force, bro. Okay, you want the shit to stop? Fucking cruise missile that motherfucking boat.
That's right.
And it'd be the last motherfucking boat that ever came near your fucking land. Oh, well, we don't like that. Okay, well, do you like your children being raped? Do you like your little girls being stabbed and raped and people murdered?
Yeah, pick one.
Okay, what do you want? Do you want to stop or do you want it not to stop? It's real easy to fucking stop it.
That's right. That's right, bro. That'd be fucking crazy. Could you imagine a fucking—
that's what the fuck I do, bro.
Fuck.
They're not— listen, dude, these are men. These are military-aged men. They are not coming here with any value. They're, they are coming to cause chaos. No different than a fucking foreign force invading a country. I would blow their fucking boat into the fucking next universe. And then I'd put a video of it or draw a fucking cartoon sketch or chalkboard or whatever the fuck they understand. And I'd fucking say, this is what's going to happen to you. That's what the fuck I would do.
No fucking Etch-a-Sketch.
Yeah, whatever. I don't know. Like, they probably don't got TV. Fucking, you got to draw the shit out. You go kaboom.
Yes. You come here illegal, boom boom. Yes.
Boom boom, no good good. Like, dude, what are we talking about here? Like, these are foreign invaders, bro. How the fuck would you treat them if we were in— we're in a war. This is a war. They're not coming here to fucking contribute. They're coming here to take and steal and rape and pillage, and they say it. They should be handled as such.
That's right. That's right. Yeah, this is— this has been a growing, growing thing happening.
Oh, but they're just— no, they're not innocent. They're not fucking innocent. They're breaking the law by coming there. You've already had a stern talking to.
That's right.
The fuck out of here. It's a bunch of pussies in government, dude.
Oh, leftist Prime Minister Andy Burnham made the same promise earlier this month. As Breitbart News reported, but exact details of how his Labor government will stem the flow beyond pleading with French authorities and sending them money is yet to be delivered. The new prime minister spoke then after more than 150 people were rescued and returned to the French mainland after the boat they were using to make the crossing caught fire. On X, Reform UK leader Nigel Farage on Monday said The continued flood of illegals has become a national emergency. Quote, at 2:30 this morning, a boat carrying 230 people was taken into Dover. This is a record number in a single vessel. It's yet more proof that this illegal invasion is a national security emergency. Um, now you gotta follow the money, right?
Hold on. So it's a national emergency And it's an illegal invasion, but you're not doing anything about it. And people will hear what I said, and they're like, oh, that guy's so, so, so harsh. No, it's not. It's a national emergency. It's an invasion. And what do you do if you're in charge of the safety of a country? You blow those motherfuckers up. You blow them up. And then you put it everywhere. And it says you will be blown up too. And then guess what happens? They stay where the fuck they're at.
Yeah, no more, no more. Uh, now you gotta follow the money, right? Because the Daily Mail reports illicit people traffickers are currently thought to charge around £2,000, about $2,700 per head for illegal passage. That's going to Britain, uh, with about $10,000 in assumed cost for the trip. The single mega dinghy that crossed on Monday could have delivered an eye-watering almost $607,000 in profit. Uh, the latest overnight arrivals mean more than 900 migrants reached Britain over the weekend, on top of the 200,000-plus who have already made the journey before. Now I know here we have our tax— taxpayer dollars going to NGOs and things like that that's assisting these people coming here. I'd be— I'd be— I would not be surprised if the same exact thing was happening in Britain, in the UK, where they're using their own tax dollars. I'm sure some of ours as well to help with these invasions. But there's something here, right? Because I like, I like pulling out the, uh, you know, some people call them coincidences, I call them, you know, patterns, right? And you start seeing some things.
Oh, don't recognize any patterns?
I've seen this before.
Otherwise, you know what you are? Yeah, you're a fucking racist. You're a bigot.
Yeah, one more.
I don't know anymore.
I'm a goyga.
You're a goyim? No, no, you're a nigoyim.
That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right. But I started noticing something.
I saw we're all nigoyims.
We're all nigoyims.
Yeah, yeah.
But I saw this thing and I'm like, you know, you know that fucking Leonardo meme where he's like, right? Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Like, everybody knows that.
You see that meme, right? Yeah. So I saw this headline and that's exactly what I said. I said, hey, Migrants paraglide into Soweto with one killed after crashing into the sea.
You know, dude, this is just ridiculous shit.
I'm sorry. Paragliding.
Yeah, I just fucking— they just became paraglide experts. Experts fucking figured out how to build them, bro.
Fuck.
Well, you know what? I take back what I said. Maybe they can. We could put them in the paraglide business. Apparently they're pretty good at building them.
Bro, where did they learn this from?
You know, everybody knows.
Bro.
I'm going to go build one after work, bro.
Yeah.
Like, that's what I'm doing.
Yeah.
I'm just like, did I sound like— I'm going to fly that bitch to Europe.
Well, dude, there's a video of it. Let's check this out. So now they're paragliding into the places. Only the difference between this one—
Let me ask you this. So they took off from the ground.
That's right. Yeah. How did the fuck they get up there? Because he's missing the lawnmower that they used the last time.
Remember, there was the same shit they did in Gaza, bro. Oh, you know what the problem is, bro? The problem is everybody knows. And then they say shit like this. Well, if that was us doing that, we'd get this. Well, it ain't us doing that and they're doing it. So fucking say something or do something.
Fuck, man.
If they do that, well, then we— if we do that, then blah, blah, blah. Well, dude, who gives a fuck? They're doing it.
They're doing it. It's being done.
God.
Yeah. Yeah, bro. Bro, I saw that and I said, what in the world? Now, here's the thing. It's—
it's unbelievable. Like, it's unbelievable.
Yeah. Yeah.
And like, dude, the people are allowing these like far leftist groups to do this shit and under the guise of like, well, if we did that, we get that, dude, they're doing it. You have a duty to stop it or you lose. Understand?
Right.
Like, what the fuck?
What was— I wonder what was the last country to like just fucking implode? You know what I'm saying? There's no longer— you know what I'm saying? What's the most recent, I guess, example?
Dude, there hasn't been an example like this over the years because every other invasion people were armed.
Yeah.
The whole difference is they're just not armed. So they're pretending it's not an invasion when it fucking is. And then if you call it out, you're a fucking racist or whatever, a bigot, right? And they put you over in Europe, dude, they put you in fucking jail.
Yep.
Now it doesn't matter, bro. If everybody banded together, they can't put you all in jail.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm. It's not enough.
You know, put those motherfuckers in jail.
Well, the thing is, dude, it's funny you say that because again, like, you know, I know it's easy. We sit here in America, you know, we got our iPhones and air conditioning and we have toilets we can poop in. It's great, you know, but we're not safe from conflict either. Um, and this new story, this thing that's now trending, we got to go up to Minnesota because this concerns these migrants and people who do not value America as we most do. Um, and they're having some issues up in Minnesota. This report came out. I got this clip. Let's check this out.
We are just 20 days away from the Great Minnesota Get-Together, and prosecutors, they're working to prevent a potential gang fight.
Stop this before it happens.
This new lawsuit is asking a judge to prohibit two known gang members, the Ville and Muddy, from gathering at the state fair. Prosecutors say the two groups have been connected to gang-related incidents involving shootings gangs as far back as 2024. The proposed injunction would stop members of the two known gangs from associating with one another, which basically means they can come to the state fair but they cannot stand, sit, gather with known gang members. Jesus.
Because I got some questions. I mean, because I mean, fuck, dude, this is fucking gold. It's gold.
Okay, let's hear it.
Let's go. Well, I mean, my first question, I guess—
it's so delusional.
If so, you guys are about to send a letter to some gang members saying please don't do gang activity, okay? Right? I mean, that's effectively what they're about to do, right?
Yes.
Why not just fucking—
why not just lock them up? That's good.
Why not just lock them up? Why not? Why not?
Well, if you know they're gang members and you know they've been involved in shootings, I'm sure that you could lock them up.
Well, okay.
This is delusional leftist shit, bro. This again, this is what this is.
I guess my son—
they're good people.
They're gang members.
It's an embarrassment of riches, bro. Okay. Things have been here. Things have been good here for so long that there's a group of people who have never been exposed to anything that is like this.
Yeah.
And those people are so sheltered and so empathetic that they can't even comprehend that people would do things that aren't allowed like that, right? And then when they do those things, then they kick an excuse down the road. Well, they don't know any better because they're— they have a different culture. Well, they have a different culture that is not compatible with the civil society, then you don't fucking belong in this country. It's very simple.
Really simple. Now these are Somali gangs. These are her cousins, right? Bananas and Rice. And they're trying to get to the state fair and shoot at each other, have a gang shootout. That's the intelligence that they're collecting. All right.
Now my question, are they all legal gun owners? How'd they get guns?
How'd they get that? Yeah, that's right. Well, I got my second question though, is being like, you know, isn't like the definition of a gang member is like, or criminal, somebody who does not follow the law, does he? Right? Like, so what the fuck is this piece of paper supposed to do to these fucking pirate captains? It's not gonna work. No shit, it's not gonna work.
No, really?
Do they know? You think they know that?
Well, it's hard to know that when you got 68 IQ, bro.
Bro, it's fucking insane.
Yeah, we're letting the inmates run the fucking asylum in this country, bro. It needs to fucking end, bro. And I guarantee you, because they addressed it proactively, it's going to actually happen and be worse. Yeah, because now they're planning about how can we make this worse? You're going to fucking tell us what to do. I'm the captain now, bro.
It's so fucked up. And like, imagine, like, I mean, imagine being a Minnesotan. Right? You're— you're— you, you just want to enjoy your pop, bro, and your fucking cheese.
Minnesota is a beautiful place. Yeah, with great people.
And they're having a state fair. Like, dude, I went to the state fair, uh, uh, this past weekend.
It's not the state fair, but yeah, something like it.
Same thing. Yeah, same thing, right? Yeah, Missouri. Yeah, but imagine just being a big fair. Yeah, it's a fair. Yeah, but imagine being a Minnesota bro. Like you pay your taxes, you have this beautiful fucking land, and then everywhere you look out, you got— or now you got to worry about these fucking Somali gangbangers, right? Who— they're not on boats anymore. They're in your fucking backyard.
I mean, you know what? You shouldn't have advocated for it.
Live and let live, huh?
I mean, just— I'm just saying, dude, like, you shouldn't have advocated for it. You shouldn't have allowed the 1 or 2 or 5 people that you know who are loud and obnoxious to get their way because they were throwing tantrums.
When you knew the consequences, right?
You knew that. You didn't want to be called racist. You didn't want to be called a bigot. You didn't want to speak up. So now this is what the fuck happens. And this is going to happen everywhere if people don't start waking the fuck up.
Yeah. Well, there's new reports now that, you know, this, this, this massive push of the migrants and the risk and the consequences of all of this. Um, everybody knows it now. The Middle East has been contingent, you know, the war we got Iran right now going on has been contingent. They've been trying to figure out a peace deal. Um, over the weekend they almost got to one, um, but that one has been rejected by Israel. Uh, Israel rejects 15-point plan to disarm Hamas, withdraw Israeli troops. So last month, President Donald Trump's Board of Peace created the plan for the gradual disarmament of Gaza and withdrawal of Israeli troops from the territory. But in the cabinet meeting Sunday, a readout from Netanyahu's office from a meeting of government ministers said, quote, I want to be clear, Israel is ruling out the 15-point plan. He said he has told the Trump administration about his concerns. The Israeli military, quote, will not carry out any withdrawal until Hamas is genuinely disarmed and will continue to thwart threats against our forces and our citizens, Netanyahu said. Uh, quote, we are now discussing this with the Americans, he said. Uh, they have ideas, some of which are acceptable to us and some are not, and we know how to stand up to those things.
What does that mean?
I mean, what do you think it means?
That sounds like some, some leverage pieces. Like, like you got some, some—
yeah, that's a threat.
It's a direct threat. Yeah, we know how to— we know how to— like, they have these pushbacks, we know how to overrule that. Yeah, that's not a problem. Right? Um, and he read—
well, and they probably do considering what the history has been.
Yeah, no shit. Um, he reiterated this saying, as long as I'm prime minister, no Palestinian state will be established, not in Gaza, not in the West Bank, Netanyahu said. Um, this is all coming to a big piece, man.
That's interesting. I wonder what would happen if they had the same sentiment about, uh, about you guys in 19 1948.
Mm-hmm. How different was that?
The whole idea was to coexist at some point.
Right.
Right. And now it's not that. And now it's about conquering.
And now it will never be that.
Right.
Interesting, man.
They're not making any friends. It continues to get worse. Their PR gets worse. The way they talk gets worse. The more people that hear it and see it, you're seeing more and more people stand up against Israel. People who were afraid to say anything about Israel. 2 years ago because they didn't want to be called anti-Semites don't give a fuck anymore. Okay. Like, and it's getting worse. And it seems, I don't know, it seems to me like there's tremendous leverage that they hold politically. And, uh, you know, by the way people talk, I assume it's some sort of blackmail. I don't fucking know that.
I don't know what else it would be.
I can't do the only other thing could be is the only things. There's 3 things that could be. One, it's that these fucking old boomer dumb fucks up in Washington actually believe this is really good for the country. Okay. They're stuck in like their old ways.
The '60s, the '70s. Yeah.
They believe that it's, it's the right thing to do. I think there's a lot of that.
Yeah. Like they genuinely believe it.
Yeah. Because if you talk to older, like, boomer generation, they, they don't come off that talking point. They believe it's like what they were brought to believe. So they don't— they can't consider anything else.
Yeah.
Two, it's blackmail, which seems to be how they operate. It's like their modus operandi, you know, of everything that they do.
Yeah.
Or 3, it's the Samson option where it's like, if Israel falls, we're going to nuke everybody that we can and take out fucking everybody we can with it. And the way that Netanyahu swings his dick around, it sure doesn't seem like it's just them believing it because he seems like he walks with the fucking pep in his step like he's the fucking man and people bend the fuck over for him. Yeah, which makes me believe that it's either blackmail and financial bribes or a threat. And I think it's both of those things. I think that's where I think— I think it's a combination of all three of those things. And the higher the level it goes up the chain, the more it gets towards the violent in terms of what it is.
That's interesting, man.
Guys, I mean, dude, look, look, dude, you know, I know there's a lot of people that are happy with Trump or whatever. There's a whole lot of people that are fucking pissed about this shit that he's got us in Middle East.
Yeah, very simply too. It's like we have shit going on here that we have to address.
Yeah, bro. Yeah, we've got it. We've got a real affordability crisis. We have a young generation of people who are being told, you know, just work your fucking dick off when in reality, dude, you know, 20, 30 years ago, 40 years ago, that, you know, the price of a house was double somebody's salary, right? Like, there was something going around this weekend about, like, somebody telling the people to eat a burrito and shut the fuck up, you know? And it's like, dude, that's such a bad take politically because the— this is a real challenge for these people, and it shouldn't be that way. And the only reason it is that way is because we have a tyrannical government that spends our country into fucking poverty and overtaxes its citizens and then prints money on the backside to devalue the wealth that people do happen to create. So it's like we're in a game where— I mean, dude, and this should be no excuse for anybody. Like, you have to realize that you are dealt the cards that you're dealt. And if you're dealt less of a hand, you have to work really fucking hard. You have to work harder.
Okay. But the, the— you can see, like, to me, dude, I've said this before, like, it makes a lot of sense to me why people are aligning themselves with socialist and communist ideology, and it's because they don't feel that they have another choice, right? They look at the way things are financially, and they don't really understand communism or socialism. They understand the the marketing of it, right? Like, tax them more and give me shit. But they don't understand the long-term repercussions, and they don't understand that there's a better way to solve that problem. And if our country was run the way that it's supposed to be run, this wouldn't even be a problem. Okay, we were not meant to be taxed more than we take home, which is the case. Okay, we were not meant to have a government that literally supplies every other country on Earth with our tax dollars to supplement them. That's not what the fucking point of the United States is. Okay. We are not the world police. We are not— all of these things that our government does is not how our government was set up to do. And then you accompany that with, you know, the way that the crimes are not enforced and the way that the laws aren't enforced and the way that, you know, this, this migration shit and like the, you know, these migrants are getting thousands of dollars of government aid and then you have the SNAP benefits and like all this shit, dude.
It's like the, the people who are the honest people that want to go out and build things are being pigeonholed into this like almost unbreakable situation and then being told to fucking shut the fuck up. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, they— that's not the right political message to them, dude. Like, it's not. Like, the message should be, hey, we know things are fucked up. It's fucked up because we're overtaxing, we're overspending, we're overprinting. We're going to take care of this. We're going to fix this. We're going to bring our taxes down to here. This is going to create this. We're going to ban the BlackRocks of the world from buying up all the property, which is going to create less expensive housing, and we're going to fix all this shit. And like actually give them a real plan of like how in just a few years you could reopen the fucking floodgates of opportunity in this country, which that could easily be fixed if somebody came in and wielded the hammer the way that they're supposed to. That is the way that you fix it, and it could be fixed in a very short amount of time.
All of these things could be fixed in a short amount of time if we had leadership that had some fucking balls and we're willing to do things and just do them. Okay. And a big problem that you have with democracy, which is being exploited right now, is that it values all opinions to be equal. Okay. And it values all votes to be equal. So if you are a person who, you know, contributes to society, pays taxes, has a job, you know, does all the right things, does everything you were told you were supposed to do, you know, you went, you built a career, you did this.
Not a burden on the legal system, not a burden on the legal system.
Your vote counts the same as the guy who is all of those things, who didn't do any of the things that they were supposed to do, who's a criminal, who causes problems, who fucking steals from the system, who does all of these things that are taking away from you. That is where a democracy ends up falling, okay? And we are crossing that line, and that is why you're seeing these leftist groups import these migrants by the fucking millions because they understand that those people are more motivated than anybody else to vote for policies that take from them, the quote-unquote rich, which isn't even the rich, bro. It's the working-class American person. It's not the rich, bro. Elon Musk ain't feeling this. Jeff Bezos ain't feeling this. This is the fucking middle-class American worker that's feeling this shit. And they tell you it's the rich, but it ain't. They're taking from you and they're giving to them.
That's right.
Okay. And this is why, like, dude, like, rich people aren't going to the store right now and sweating their balls off.
No.
Okay. They don't. And because people have never been rich, they don't understand that. Like, rich people go to the store, they don't look at the prices, fucking shit. Like, they just get whatever the fuck they want. They don't care. When you're in a middle class and you got to watch your budget, you're looking at everything. Okay. I've been both. I fucking know how it is. They are taking from those people and making it harder and harder and harder. And then they're telling them that it's their fault or tough shit or eat your fucking burrito, whatever the fuck, you know, that's all bullshit. That is totally abandoning the, the lifeblood of this country. And it's, it's treasonous. And the solution here could be— this solution could be fixed very simply, okay? Start enforcing the fucking laws, okay? Bring the taxes down to where they need to be, which in my opinion needs to be a 10% all-in tax. You should not pay more than 10% of your money to fucking taxes. If that creates a system, a problem with the system where they're spending, then they don't have the money to spend. Stop allowing them to print unlimited money.
Create a situation where if you don't balance the budget on a fucking 10% tax, then you can't be reelected. Okay. Eliminate insider trading. Eliminate lobbies. All right. These are all things that could happen to fix what's going on.
Become energy independent.
Ban the big conglomerates from owning residential homes completely. Okay. Those things alone would transform the economic horsepower of this country, especially for the working class American. But have you heard a single motherfucker say any of this shit? No, I haven't. You take the voting and you stop letting people that don't pay taxes vote. Not everybody should get a vote. Okay. If you're paying into the system, you should have a say on how the fuck it gets spent. If you're not paying in the system, you get what the fuck you get. That's it. It should be that way. If we had all of that shit in place, dude, we wouldn't have this situation where these, these young people are, you know, fucking shit's unaffordable to them. We wouldn't have it. But then what's happening is these leftist organizations, they're smart, dude. They're not stupid because this play has been run over and over in history. Okay. They come in and they promise these people free shit. We're going to have free shit. That's the, that's the, that's the, the essence of their promise. And when you don't have shit, free shit sounds pretty fucking good. Okay.
And then you have the guys who could actually fix the problem, bro. These, these politicians, they're going to end up with their heads on fucking stakes. Because of what they're doing, because now they're telling these younger people tough shit. And those people are only going to tolerate that shit so long. Dude, it, it always happens when people can't eat. And that is on its way here if people don't wake the fuck up.
Yeah, I think that's the biggest— like, it's bad. It ain't that bad yet. Yeah, it ain't that bad yet.
That's right. If we don't fucking reverse it, it will be that bad. And it may not be that bad It may not be that bad in 5 years, but for those of you that have kids, they're going to deal with that. And, and dude, it's our own cowardice as Americans that's causing it because we are not demanding and resisting this fucking bullshit. We are not standing up in unison and saying, if you don't fucking fix this shit, we will fucking fix it and you won't fucking like it. Like, dude, people, you know, oh, well, they're going to say this about me. Who gives a fuck, bro? You're going to let your kid grow up in a society like this? Who gives a fuck what they say about you? And dude, that it's all reflective. We see— we saw it in the WNBA clip. It's all related. It's the mentality, dude. Oh, I better not say anything. Otherwise they're going to think this.
She's a great player.
Yeah, right, dude. For a while, dude, it's— we got to get back to telling the fucking truth. The way they fucking is.
Yeah, it's real, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, we got third and final headline. Headline number 3. Uh, Andy, were you a big video game guy growing up?
I went through my phases.
You had your phase?
Yeah.
Yeah. You ever play Halo?
No, I never played Halo.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right. You— but you familiar with it?
Yeah, I know Halo.
Okay.
But I never played it because I didn't have Xbox. Oh yeah, we had a PlayStation.
Oh, you're a PlayStation house? Yeah, this makes a lot of sense. Oh, does it?
Yeah, we play Call of Duty, bro. I think Call of Duty is on Xbox. Well, it wasn't in the beginning, I don't think.
No, no, I don't know. Yeah, no, that makes a lot of sense though.
You know, I always felt gay with the Xbox controller in my hand.
Why?
Just because it feels gay.
It's bigger and black.
No, it just feels— I didn't feel like— like, I'm just telling you how I felt. I can feel how I want to feel.
Okay, I mean, it is—
that would make you feel kind of gay.
That makes me feel proud. Yeah, I do it every day.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's the biggest dream you've ever had your whole life, huh? Okay, it's your aspirational dream.
Yep, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Yep. Let's talk about Halo real quick because they're, you know, surprisingly they're in the news and it is not good. Okay, uh, headline number 3 reads Halo Studios hit by layoffs after release of Halo Campaign Evolved. Okay, you would— are you familiar with what's happening with Halo? You've seen anything about it? I, I've, I've seen, okay, like one or two things about it, some briefly stuff, right?
Yeah, I wasn't really paying attention, but I got the gist. I kept scrolling.
Okay, okay, well listen dude, people are fucking pissed.
Yeah, well, and now they don't like gay shit shoved down their fucking throat.
There is immediate repercussions for the gay shit. Okay, um, so this is an update as of August 7th. Eurogamer understands that recent job cuts at Halo Studios purely affect contract workers rather than full-time employees, um, according to the game developer The number of these contractors whose time at the Halo: Campaign Evolved studio have come to an end is unknown. However, a source speaking to the outlet said that this was due to, quote, external contractor shifts. Eurogamer can corroborate that no full-time employees were affected by these cuts, but it starts with the contractors. Now, my question is, you know, this game has been in development for like 6 years. Okay, it's a massive franchise. Yeah, you just launched the game. How— why would you be laying off anybody? It should be— things should be going great, things should be amazing, right? But not. Let's check this clip.
Halo is officially dead and women and faggots killed it. Look at this picture. This is the original development team that made the first 5 Halo games, the unequivocal pioneers of not just the the first-person shooter, but video games as we know it. Now look at this picture. You know what you see? You see the women and the fuckheads that ruined it. They took a deep, dedicated, lore-rich story about religion, sacrifice, military might, and humanity's survival, and they twisted it into a canvas for their colonizer progressivism solely because it had a large fanbase. Master Chief's name being John-117. Is taken directly from the Bible. One of the original writers admitted that the Covenant's radical religious dogma was supposed to be a direct parallel to Islam. The Master Chief, John-117, was supposed to be humanity's super soldier to save them from the religious fanatic alien colonizers. What do the women and the beta cucks do as soon as they get control of it? They scrap all the lore, turn Master Chief into a cuck for Cortana, and make him a morally gray anti-hero that's not objectively the good guy anymore. Replace all the Marines with women. Drop a mediocre half-baked story of Halo Infinite that doesn't make any sense because you have to read 3 books to piece a story together.
Villainize the UNSC, which is a direct parallel to the United States military. Add effectively zero new content for the multiplayer of Halo Infinite outside of a couple of game modes. Make all the skins gay, put cat ears on Spartan helmets, and then have Stop Asian Hate and Black History Month skins. Beta cuck homosexuals and women destroy everything that they touch. They hate religion, so they scrap it out the lore. They hate America and the military. Since Halo represents that, they have to reframe them as not just morally gray, but borderline the villains. Progressives hijack masculine media because they hate everything that's not self-referential of their worldview that is otherwise unanimously rejected. They then talk down to you through characters that you previously liked because you'd never listen otherwise. They are purebred narcissists that preach tolerance as a cover while they purge any diversity of thought contrary to their own. They flock from IP to IP like locusts, destroy everything that made it great to begin with, hollow it out from the inside, then call you a Taurus for realizing what you once loved has changed as they wear your childhood like a skin suit. Evil cannot create, it can only destroy.
New cooked.
Uh, yeah. Who allowed that to happen?
Hmm.
Who allowed that to happen? Who kept their mouth shut about all this shit as it was happening? Because I know it wasn't fucking me.
That's right.
I got the fucking receipts.
That's right.
Okay, so who allowed it to happen? This is another example of what I was saying. Well, they did this and this and this and this and this. What the fuck did you do to stop it? What are you doing to stop it now? Oh, you made a video. Cool. That's a start. All right. But these things have to be rejected completely and entirely.
Yeah. Yeah, bro. Well, there's some gameplay footage, I guess, coming out now of the Halo series. Series.
And this— I mean, bro, do you understand what I'm saying?
Oh, no, I get it.
Like, I can respect that.
I get it.
But like, you can't continue to say— now, what are you going to continue to say? Well, progressives and this and that do this, and you know, and if you don't, they call us this. Well then, fuck, who gives a shit what they call you?
And, and you know, they did it. Yeah, he did it. They did it. They did it.
I mean, dude, is it being rejected for real?
I don't know. It is being rejected. It is, it is being rejected from the reviews to the returns. I mean, it's, it's pretty bad. Um, and you know, there's some gameplay that's now being released showing, showing, you know, this is just one of the many, you know, things that piss people off is the preferential treatment of gender that's in the base, baked into the game. Um, let's check this clip. So this is, um, just a game gamer guy showing some of the inner workings of Halo, um, and how you can shoot any of the NPCs If they're men. Can't shoot them if they're women. Check this.
What the hell are you doing? Security to the bridge, the Master Chief has gone rampant.
Take him down, boys.
That's it, I'm shutting you down.
No, that's, that, that's some equality, right?
They don't want equality. That's a lie, bro. They want superiority. It's not about equality. It's, it's to get you to believe it's about equality.
Fuck, man. Look at that.
Yeah, well, it makes sense, you know. Go woke, go broke. We've seen this over and over again. Oh, you know. Oh no.
Oh, look right there. What's that? There he is. Look at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something in this picture does not belong. Yeah.
Is that real? Bro, is that real? Is that real?
This is real.
So they don't have any men designing Halo?
No.
So isn't that just—
I mean, there's some in there. Yeah, there's some.
I know, but they're dressed as women. But my point is, is that— isn't that discrimination? Diversity isn't for— diversity doesn't mean diversity. It means everything but men, specifically straight men, more specifically straight white men. That's what diversity means. If we were talking about diversity, how the fuck diverse is that? Yeah, that's the most least diverse picture I've fucking seen in a long time.
I don't even see a black. Where's the black at?
Yeah, because they're racist.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, listen, dude, they are inherently racist.
They really are.
No, they are. They believe that black people are incapable of self-sustainment. They believe that black people can't get a fucking ID. They believe that Black people can't use a computer. They believe that Black people need their fucking help to even make it through the world. That inherently is a racist belief because you believe that Black people are less than white people. So this whole, every single one of their philosophies, none of them hold water. None of them. It's all fucking performative bullshit to pretend like they're actually good people.
The good, the good side of this, and again, I think it just goes as a testament of like how fed up people are with this, but how quickly the rejection and the comeback came on this, you know what I'm saying? Because I forget, it was, it was released just a couple of days ago, like last week or something, um, and they're already starting to lay off people because like the returns, again, the returns are starting to come.
Is that true or not? Because it seems to me, you know, that when you develop a game, I don't know if that's true. I would have to see more evidence to believe that's true because when you have a software development, you have a heavier dev development load while you're making the game.
Yeah.
So it makes sense as to, you know, like for example, like when GTA 6 comes out, there's going to be a lot of people where their job is done.
Yeah. Their contracts are over.
Yes. So like, I don't know that that's real. I don't know what they—
but do you think they would tell us if it wasn't? If it was, you know what I'm saying? Would they even— would they admit to it if it was?
I don't know. No, probably not.
Probably say it's fucking sexist.
Yeah. To ask questions.
That's right.
You know, I mean, like, I don't know. I don't know, man. All I know is this, is that all these woke policies are being rejected. None of them hold water. Everybody's tired of them. Everybody's tired of the fucking performative bullshit. And this is a good thing because what comes from that is an actual renaissance of reality.
Okay.
We have all of these things that have been like fucked up for so many years. Like you look at the music that was made 30 years ago versus the music that's made today. It like, you look at the art that was made 30, 40 years ago versus what they call art today. You look at the writing. Most people can't write anymore because they just fucking ChatGPT everything. And what this is going to create is this huge renaissance of back to reality and human shit.
Dude, it sounds amazing.
It's going to happen.
It sounds great.
It's going to happen.
Yeah.
People are going to start to appreciate really good fucking musicians that play instruments and sing songs. Do you know why there's not very many hip-hop songs on the top 100 right now, if any? Because people want to see motherfuckers play an instrument, and they want to see them play music, and they want to hear words that are coherent. Okay, do you know why people are making fun of, of the fucking art? Like, we got this Dumb fuck, the last couple shows slamming broken glass and shit, bro. That— those things— we are at the bottom of the barrel of dumb shit, and out of the ashes the phoenix will rise. And we are in an exciting place, but people have to continue to fucking stand up and be loud and demand change and not let this woke shit intimidate them or walk on them or curb their speech at all. And if that, if that continues to happen, we're going to lose. We cannot be pussies anymore. Okay. Like when, when we're trying to deport people at mass scale and a couple dumb fucks get in the middle of it and get shot, they should have stayed the fuck out of it.
Yep.
Okay.
Stay silent on that.
When these motherfuckers come over in a fucking boat and they're, it's a literal fucking invasion. We should blow those fucking boats out of the motherfucking water. We don't have to do it once or twice. The shit will stop. Okay, that is the level of correction that is needed to fix this country. Amongst all the other things that I just fucking said about the taxes, about the elections, about who gets to vote, about fucking, you know, the insider trading, about the crime. All of those things have to happen, and they're only going to happen If the everyday American gets fucking engaged in the process and starts giving a fuck at the local level and allows that local level to build a base, and then the next level builds, and then the next level builds, and eventually we're back on track. It will not happen if people continue to stay silent, if people continue to be complacent, or they continue to not tell the truth about what the fuck they are actually observing with their own eyes.
It's real, man. Guys, you jump in the conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments about John 117. Now it's Jane. It's crazy, man. It's crazy.
What's the purpose of allowing the men to be shot and the women not to be shot?
Yeah, I don't—
what is that?
I don't know. I don't know. Like, I mean, I don't know what they're trying to argue. Like, violence against women is bad, but violence against men is okay?
Violence against anybody is bad. It's a fucking video game. That's right. Okay, if you really want to fucking fix it, then don't have video games that have violence in them.
That's right. That's right. Nobody, you know, or like if you try to shoot a human NPC, it fucking shoots rainbows out or something.
Yeah, that'd be on par.
Yeah, shit.
I'm just saying, man, you know, we're moving the right direction. Things are moving the right direction. They just need to get way more fucking harsh. I don't think people understand the level of fucking, you know, unpalatable harshness that needs to happen to correct what's going on in the country. And I think everybody should fucking get comfortable with that.
But that's the danger though, right? Because like, I think they do know people are pissed at it, so they're gonna slow down their shit to piss us off, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's still gonna happen, but it's not like the woke shit that's happening now is not nearly at the rate that it was happening 4 years ago.
Yep.
And my fear with that, the danger in that, is though, if people see, okay, well, we won You know what I'm saying?
Like, well, yeah, that's what happens every time.
They slow down.
Yeah, it's 3 steps forward, 1 step back.
Yeah. And like, and they take that step back as if they're done. They're not. They're not.
Yeah, dude. Like, how about all these people that are like, well, the left uses violence. And if we used— bro, they're using violence. The fuck are you talking about? The fuck are you talking about?
Right.
They are using fucking violence. They are a violent fucking group of people. The people who are committing all of these fucking crazy-ass crimes, all them. Yes, it's all them. Okay, so this whole idea that's been sold to you of tolerant, like when people say, oh, the tolerant left, the fuck are you talking about? The fuck are you talking— these people freak the fuck out, bro, about everything. They demand that everybody fucking be— gets on their page, or they're this or they're that, or they're trying to ruin the job. There's nothing fucking tolerant about them. They justify fucking murder, bro. They danced and celebrated when Charlie Kirk got fucking killed. They fucking tweeted nonstop that Donald Trump should have been hit with a bullet. These people are fucking violent people. And if you're in a fucking situation where people are clearly violent and you continue to tell yourself, well, they're not violent, they're this, then the violence eventually come to you. Like, that shouldn't be hard to understand. And this whole fucking thing that everybody keeps doing where they're like, well, if we did that— fuck, bro, what the fuck you talking about? There's way more common sense people in America than there are of these crazy fucking lunatics.
All we got to do is stand the fuck up and not tolerate it. That's it.
Yeah, that's the only thing tolerant about them is, is we are tolerating them. That's it. That's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Halo is owned by Xbox Game Studios, which is owned by Microsoft. So that explains a lot.
Yeah, bro. I mean, look, do you want crime to fucking stop? Every man, woman, and fucking legal good American person should be carrying a fucking pistol. And when shit fucking goes crazy, you should fucking use it if you have to.
You know, the only people who don't want crime to stop? Criminals. No, I'm saying nobody disagrees with that, dude. It's crazy, man.
Yeah, bro.
Motherfucking crime would stop if everybody— like, dude, look, you go back 150 years, okay? And you go into the Wild Wild West, okay? And you're walking down the fucking street, you know, people watch their fucking mouths with shit. You know why? Because everybody might shoot you.
I'm your Huckleberry.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
And we're getting back to that.
Yeah.
Like, unfortunately, we have so many crazy people that have been allowed so much runway to do crazy shit that they don't feel like there's going to be any repercussions to anything that they do ever. And then when there are, they cry and whine. What kind of entitlement have we created in criminals to believe that literally, like, just having a boundary of not committing crime is some sort of, like, oppression?
Yeah, right.
It's insanity, dude. It's insanity. You know, like, you mean you won't let me steal your shit, bro? Exactly.
Like what?
Exactly. Yeah, exactly.
So crazy, bro.
I saw this video of this dude trying to get into somebody's Rolls-Royce down in Florida.
I saw that.
Okay. This big 400-pound fucking black dude was opening the door to this person's Rolls-Royce after he skipped his tab.
He, like, ordered something to drink at the restaurant.
Yeah.
Didn't pay and left.
So I wasn't going to rub salt in the wound, but yeah, I mean, come on.
All right. So he was on a speakerphone when he was on the phone.
Yeah, but like, dude, the dude's open. You have, you have people in this area, which was, I think it was in Bal Harbor, which are wealthy people who pay a lot of fucking money to have a civilized society. And you got this fucking knucklehead trying to get into their Rolls-Royce while they're in it.
They're in it. Okay.
And then the fucking officer didn't play around. And by the way, they were black too, and they didn't play around, bro. They tased that motherfucker, threw his ass on the ground. He's screaming and shit. Didn't give a fuck. They put his ass in handcuffs. That's how the fuck it should be.
Immediately. Yes, immediately.
Stop letting these people fuck with everybody.
Imagine if that was me.
They only fuck with people that they think they can fuck with too. That's the point. If all Americans armed themselves and got fucking dangerous with their shit, like our buddy Maj teaches, okay, we wouldn't have this problem with crime because people would realize, well, I better not fuck with that old lady because she might be one of those old ladies that shoot me in the face. You know, it's kind of like how nowadays you really don't fuck with people because you don't know, like, are these guys black belts or are they fucking UFC guys? Dude, are they jiu-jitsu fucking— like, you know, there's 15-year-old girls that could choke you the fuck out. So you're like, Well, you know, that's common sense. Yeah, but dude, that wasn't the way 20 years ago. It wasn't that way. People would go out and they would fistfight and they wouldn't give two thoughts about it. Now, because everybody's trained, people are like, I don't know, man. I don't know who that motherfucker is. I don't know what they know. So there's a hesitancy to fuck with people, right? Same thing would happen if everybody knew that people were training.
If you had a bunch of old ladies on fucking Instagram shooting fucking apples off of fucking heads and shit.
Turn them into apples.
Yeah, bro. Like, you're like, I'm not going to fuck with Grandma, you know what I'm saying? Like, everybody should be armed and everybody should be trained. And if that were to happen, crime will fucking go down.
We got to become unfuckwithable.
Yeah, that's right. As individuals.
As individuals. Yeah, I love it, dude. Guys, jump in on the conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, we give it one of these two options. Uh, we got Drake. Yeah, Drake's making some, uh, I saw. Okay. Yeah, so you're privy.
All right, I did see. Okay, how could you not see, bro?
It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. And I'll be honest, I can't stand this nigga. Yeah, well, he's making it impossible.
Well, I don't know what he did. I just saw a bunch of clips about it.
He's making it fucking impossible for the regular day man out here. Is he? Oh bro, it's difficult. Uh, so he went on this thing, uh, it's 20 versus 1 or something like that. I guess he's trying to find love. All right, and out of those 20—
That motherfucker finds love every night.
That's what I'm saying. Like, I mean, you're fucking Drake. All right, dude, chill. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
All you gotta do is fuck with Drake.
But you gotta get more?
That's right. Fucking buy— man, look, look at this bullshit. If you say do it, I would Holy—
okay, okay, okay, you're saying this and now I'm gonna like test it.
Okay, what are we— just give me like one. Would you bark for me? Good boy.
Yeah, I get— yeah, you know what the rules are.
I know exactly what to do. You know what, never mind.
Now he definitely smashed that.
Okay, well, and you know what he did after that?
Probably smash another one.
No, he did this with this girl. So he decided he's gonna marry this chick. Uh, this was, uh, what he did as a marriage gift. Um, for my wife, the one thing I would do would be anything you want. So you just get to pick one thing, anything in the world, and I'll buy it for you.
Wait, are you being serious?
Yeah, you don't have to decide right now, but if I—
you know buy my mom a house?
Oh yeah, I'd love to. Wait, really?
Sure. Whoa, because she's wanting to retire another channel.
Okay, we'll figure it out.
She was— she wants to retire. She's retired.
Her mom wants to retire.
Oh well, I mean, that's— there's nothing wrong with that.
But how the fuck do you get— you can— how do you compete with that? You buying fucking—
so you're just hating?
I'm just saying, like, come on, man. Like, it ain't fucking easy out here.
Well, I'm just saying, you can't be like—
dude, think—
I don't know, that's kind of wholesome. That's the most wholesome shit I saw in the fucking whole thing.
How about Applebee's?
2 for $20. I don't know, dude. I mean, like, I don't know. I mean, he could do worse things with his money.
It's true.
You know, like, I don't know, buying an old lady a house.
That's not bad. That's nice.
Now she looks pretty appreciative.
Yeah.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, you could tell she was genuinely happy about it. It was nice to see that her fucking idea of something that she wanted wasn't for her.
Yeah, that is nice. Yeah, that is nice.
Yeah. I mean, she— and she didn't hesitate. She knew right away. I think that's—
that's cool. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. But fuck Drake.
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, she does look like Wednesday.
Yeah, I think that's intentional, bro.
Yeah, that's nice. Yeah.
Well, that's what he said. He said he wanted a goth chick on that— on that other girl's podcast. He said he wanted a goth chick, so maybe he—
I've never— I missed that whole fad, dog.
I mean, I don't know if it's a fad. I think it's a subculture.
Is that what it is?
Yeah. I mean, it's like tattoo models.
People still do that. Like, are people still doing goth shit?
Clearly.
Yeah, but that's one person though. Like, is that like— but I'm saying, like, is it really like still a movement? You know?
I mean, I don't know. I guess. Yeah, dude. I mean, like, what do you mean?
Was it big, like, for you guys in high school and shit? Like, you guys have like the goth group, you know?
Yeah, but they all got in trouble because everybody thought they were going to shoot up the school. But little did we know we had the wrong motherfuckers. It was the gay club. Yeah, bro, that— because like, dude, when Columbine happened, which was the first like big major school shooting, I remember it was on TV, dude.
Yeah.
And they called themselves the Trench Coat Mafia. Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah. So like, dude, all— there was like this whole movement of like the weird kids in school starting to dress like those Columbine kids. And so like there was like a real fear of that happening, but it was like they were like goth type people. But like, dude, most goth people nowadays are just like cosplay anime type people that are just super into it, you know?
Yeah.
I don't know. I don't really know any, but I mean, I know it's a real thing.
I wonder how like the goth people that like got out of the fad, I wonder how they're doing now.
Well, I mean, they're doing better. They're doing better than the people that cut their dicks off in that fad. You know what I'm saying? I mean, you could fucking wash off some white ass pale makeup. You can't regrow your dick. Yeah.
Kyle's an investment banker now.
He's doing good. Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying. Like, you know, like, dude, actually loves his parents. Yeah, right. Like, they— Yeah, that's exactly right, dude. Bro, I saw this fucking meme the other day. Someone sent it to me and it was like, you know, what's going to happen when these motherfuckers get Alzheimer's? And they're like, where my fucking dick go? Y'all stole my dick.
You cut it off 38 years ago.
Who would cut off their dick?
Oh, fuck, man. That's crazy, dude.
I don't know. So are they like dating now or what?
I don't know.
At least for that night.
I don't know. At least.
Yeah.
I mean, listen.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever, man.
Do your thing, dog.
Yeah. I mean, you're just hating, though.
I mean, I just feel like you're straight up hating.
I'm just saying, like, I'm like, if you could buy a fucking house, you'd fucking Buy a house?
Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Applebee's, bro. 2 for $20. I think—
well, I don't start there. I don't think you'd be in that situation if that was your level of commitment.
Oh, bro, listen.
Yeah, see, that level of commitment is everywhere.
No, listen, I got some Shabbat Shalom in me. Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'd say so.
I gotta be— if now, if the house was like, it was a good deal on it, maybe. Yeah, that's right. Talk about that, you know. But outside of that, nah, bro. Yeah, Applebee's, dog. Yeah, man.
Well, guys, her voice don't match her fucking face.
Hmm. What does it sound like? Let me see.
When she was talking to him, it was weird. It almost sounded like a voiceover.
Yeah.
Like, listen, if you say do it, I would fully—
Okay, okay, okay. You're saying this and now I'm going to like test it. That doesn't match.
She sounds like an anime character.
Sounds like a California person. Like a, like a, like a fucking valley girl.
Yeah.
Jesus. Bob's and Vagene over here. Bob's and— said Bob's and Vagene.
Nobody was even looking at that, Z. Who in their right mind would like just look at that?
Yeah, nobody.
Come on.
Yeah, nobody was looking at that.
Yeah, come on, man.
It's your fucking Indian. I'm straight and I'm proud. Oh man.
Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got, man.
All right, all right, guys. Well, that's the show. Uh, don't be a hoe, share the show. Yeah.
Went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a boat, fuck a stove, counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole, got her own bankroll, can't fold. That's a no, headshot, case closed.
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the flagrant foul on Sophie Cunningham drawing the attention of Florida's Attorney General after the ejected player claimed "white privilege," a record 230 illegal migrants crossing the English Channel in a single dinghy as the Burnham government issues yet another stern warning, and Halo Studios being hit with layoffs following the release of Halo.