Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a pole, fuck a stove. Counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her on Bank Row. Can't fold. That's a no. Headshot. Case closed.
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Mm.
Back, bitches. Mm-hmm. Let's just get right into it. Everybody knows the deal, man.
Yeah. Back like we never left.
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We'll see. Hell yeah. Nah, we are back, dude. It's good that we're back, bro. People could be getting pissed. Oh yeah. Because they see all the, the, the short form content. They're like, where the fuck is this show?
Is that what they're saying?
Are they, bro? A shit ton. A shit ton.
Yeah. We're just keeping it from y'all.
That's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah. But no, man, we're back in full force, dog. Beautiful day in St. Louis. Fuck, man.
Yeah.
I think we broke the heat. You know what I'm saying?
Maybe.
Maybe.
At least for today.
Yeah. It's, it's, it's beautiful outside, dude. Sun's shining. Shaved my head. We're good.
Oh, you did?
Oh yeah, bro. I got that clean.
How about that trip to Atlanta?
Bro, I like Atlanta.
Atlanta was cool.
I like Atlanta.
Yeah.
You know that fucking place we went to? We can't talk about it. Yeah, that was nice.
Yeah.
You know, it wasn't a strip club. I know people are going to hear that and be like, oh no. Yeah, it's a private dinner club.
That's right.
I felt rich, bro.
I felt really rich.
You felt rich?
I felt really rich.
Anytime you hang out with Hardwick, you're going to feel rich, bro.
Hardwick's the man, dude. Justin, dude. Like, I mean, yeah, the boys, man. You know, it was a great time though, dude. The people in Atlanta were cool.
Yeah.
I don't know how you pronounce it. Is it Kennesaw?
Yeah. Kennesaw. It was up there where the show was. So what we did was we flew down Saturday night, um, spent the night, went to dinner with, uh, Ryan Hardwick, Justin Price, good buddies of ours, business partners of ours. Uh, then went to, uh, the, the Octane. What is it? Caffeine and Octane.
Yeah.
The big Caffeine and Octane event in Kennesaw. It was massive, dude.
They were expecting 25,000.
That was the biggest car show I've been to.
Yeah, same. Yeah, same.
That was—
I mean, like, dude, it was just rows and rows and rows of fucking people. They were expecting 25,000 people and what ended up being like 40-something, 40,000, 45,000 people, dude.
Like, it was, it was crazy, dude.
It was insane.
But what the craziest part was is that I could— I don't sleep well. You guys know that. I didn't sleep at all the night before. And then when we were ready to go, we had to get up like, it was like, what, 6?
Yeah.
It was pretty early.
Which is 5 our time. Yep. Went to the show, talked to a fucking thousand people, which was awesome. Everybody was awesome.
Yeah.
Um, then got on a plane. I was home in my pool by 11:30 in the morning.
It's beautiful.
Yeah. Yeah.
It was beautiful, man. No, it was a good time, dude. Atlanta, listen, don't owe me anything. It was great.
Yeah.
It was a good, it was a good time.
Yeah.
It was awesome seeing people there and Uh, it was great. But yeah, we are back in fucking action.
Yeah.
Yeah. Ready to—
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah. I mean, you know, I've been like completely off of social, dude.
I don't even— I've just been like, yeah, you know, every once in a while I just get like tired, dude.
Yeah, dude, it happens. Yeah, it happens, dude. Listen, guys, we take breaks. All right.
Yeah, it's all right.
Yeah.
You know, fuck. But we are back and, uh, yeah, this, this actually was crazy. So I saw this real quick. It's just a little intro. I saw this, uh, as we— dude, the moment we landed and got back, I started seeing these headlines. I thought this was fucking crazy. The Amazon plane that crashed.
Oh yeah.
Did you see that shit down in Miami?
I saw like one headline of it. Yeah, dude.
Yeah. Flames shoot from Amazon cargo plane in dramatic videos. Eyewitnesses feared an explosion. Um, this was fucking crazy. So this was down in, down in Florida. Uh, apparently it overran the runway and went into the fucking streets, dude. Massive Boeing 767. Um, absolutely. Like, it's crazy. And now they're But this angle, this clip came out. Let's check this out.
Oh my fucking God. Oh, oh, yo. Damn.
Guess they're serious about that same-day delivery. Yeah.
So, but like people died, right? Like 5 people died.
Yeah.
Yeah. But so like, how did they die though? They get run over on the ground?
Crushed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because like there's nobody on the airplane.
No, it's cargo.
Yeah.
Pilots were fine. Um, yeah, dude, it's just fucking crazy.
Yeah, I think it killed like 5 people. Yeah, it just, it just ran them over, ran them over.
Yeah, bro. Yeah, it's absolutely— it was—
yeah, it's crazy. Fucking time. It's your time.
Yeah, yeah, I guess.
And then all of a sudden an airplane just runs you over on the road.
Well, dude, you know what this reminded me of was fucking like Final Destination shit. Yeah, I'm saying, like, you ever seen— you've seen those movies, right? Have you ever seen anything like that though in like person? I've always seen clips and shit.
Yeah, I did one time. I've seen Dude, the craziest thing I ever saw like happen in front of me, dude. And it's bad. It's a bad story. I probably shouldn't tell it, but like, cause someone did die, but like, dude, it was, it was horrible.
Yeah.
It was like, I was going down, um, I was driving down the highway from Springfield, Missouri to St. Louis. I was going to watch Sal play baseball up in Carbondale.
Sick.
And there was It was me, a car in front of me, and then in front of that car was like a little, uh, like a Ford Ranger size pickup, like not a full size. Yeah, with a trailer. And it had— I mean, dude, everything these people own was on this trailer. Like, it was like overpacked, right? Like, the shit was like over—
I already know this.
Loaded. And it was strapped on and it was just like, you know, going down the road and It blew a tire on the trailer and the trailer started going back and forth, like swinging across the highway. And then it swung all the way and the car and the truck rolled over in the highway.
Fuck.
All right. And so all this shit that was on the trailer was everywhere on the highway. Like it was, it was just shit everywhere. Well, the car in front of me slammed on the brakes and I fucking slammed on the brakes and I pulled into the median and I'm like looking around. I'm like, holy shit. So I get out of the car and like, dude, there's like this big oil slick. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? And I fucking look and dude, like right in front of me, cause there's so much shit is like this person. It was a woman who had been like, the car in front of me had ran her over.
Oh my God.
And cut her in 2 pieces. And she was still alive.
Oh my God.
Yeah. And so she was like looking at me and I'm looking at her and there's nothing I could do. She's looking at me. And, and then the worst part was the dude, the truck had like rolled down the hill and the dude driving the truck had came running up the hill and saw, I guess was his wife on the road. And like, dude, I'll never forget that. Like he like, I mean, obviously I'll never forget the look on his face. I mean, he was fucking freaked the fuck out. Fuck. And, uh, yeah, that happened right, like right in front of me. And that was, that was, uh, something I'll never forget.
Fuck, dude. Those movies, like those Final Destination movies, bro. Like, I'm not like a super, super like stations person, you know what I'm saying? But like log trucks, I'll never drive behind. Never drive near. Nah, I can't do it.
Yeah. You should never drive behind a truck that has ladders on it either.
I know, like the roof ladder.
I know a dude, I know a dude who, who, uh, got killed because a ladder came off of a fucking work truck and went through his windshield.
Oh my God. Yeah, fuck, man. Yeah, no, no, this, this is what this reminds— this is like some Final Destination shit, bro.
Yeah, something similar happened to one of my cousins in Chicago. He was in the outskirts, he was driving behind a truck which had the back part open. Yeah, and they supposedly had some construction equipment and stuff. something came out and, you know, this long pointed thing where you used to like dig, uh, in the ground.
Yeah.
It came through his windshield, went through his shoulder and went through the, uh, in the seat. Oh, it went like that from the truck, came through the windshield, went through his shoulder and in the seat. And it was like a little bit off, it would gone through his head.
Oh yeah. Yep. Shit happens all the time, dude.
Dude, it's so crazy, man. That's some crazy shit, man. But yeah, I mean, prayers, prayers to the people that passed, man. It sucks. I don't know whether, uh, They're still investigating, trying to figure out like why it actually like crashed. I guess it just overshot the runway, I guess. But, uh, absolutely crazy story, man. Absolutely crazy shit, man. Yeah. I mean, like they, they do have the auto landing and stuff like that, but you know, sometimes the pilots like to still do the OG way and land it themselves.
They showed it landing and the one of the rear, uh, it was like landing on the front and the nose gear and then the right rear gear and the left rear gear never like hit the ground. They showed the video of it. I don't know why it did that, but like it was— I don't know if it was wind or what it was, but yeah.
I looked it up. It says the plane was not autonomous.
Yeah.
5 people died and 5 additional people were injured.
Yeah.
Fuck, man. Yeah, absolutely crazy, dude. Yeah, man. Well, uh, let's get into some headlines. Shall we? Guys, remember, if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. You guys can check them all, link there for you. That being said, headline number 1. Andy, you're a branding guy. You know, you know a thing or two. Branding.
Yeah.
Right. Um, you know, every now and then there's, there's time for a remake, time for a redo, you know, shake some stuff up. Um, Our Space Force is getting a shakeup, um, as Trump reveals new Space Force uniforms inspired by Starship Troopers.
The movie?
Yeah.
Oh man. No way.
I swear to God.
This is not real.
I swear to God. That's— no, he definitely made this shit on ChatGPT, but this is what he fucking posted.
That's, that's what our Space Force is gonna wear?
That's what we're about to look like. Next generation. Fourth Reich. I mean, um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That looks like some Spaceballs shit, bro.
This is 100% generated with AI.
100%. And he posted it. And, um, this is, uh—
What do you think he's doing down there? He's just like fucking around and like, I'll just post this shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think he is too, dude.
You see the arcade games?
No.
So White House now has a website where you can go and play 4 or 5 arcade games. And it's very funny. It's very funny. One of the games is you have to go around and see, uh, pick up people that you have to detain.
It's, it's very, very funny.
There are 4 or 5 games like that.
Well, it'd be funnier if they actually did it.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
Let's do it in real life. How about that? Yeah, fuck, man. But yeah, no, he posted this. Uh, this is the mock-up of it. Um, now obviously people on social media, um, they thought it was great. Uh, somebody said, sweet, you're, uh, you're sick going on Galactic Empire. Let the Force be with you. LOL. Um, surprisingly I didn't see a lot of Nazi stuff, but that's what it was giving, you know. Uh, somebody said—
I mean, dude, you know what? People are getting mad when I say this, but that— those Nazi uniforms, man, they fucking— I'm just saying. Oh shit, bro, they look badass. I don't care what the fuck you say. That's why the shit is in culture.
They were sharp.
They still use elements of it, dude. Like, I'm just saying. Yeah, nothing says you better fucking listen like a fucking Nazi uniform. Like, I'm just saying, dude, the shit looked pretty good.
Yeah, pretty good-looking uniform.
Yeah.
Did it? Am I—
dude, am I wrong?
Listen, can I say that without everybody freaking the fuck out? Like, fuck, dude, the shit looked pimp.
No, I think they look good. I mean, my thing is I don't really understand what, like, what the Space Force does. You know what I'm saying?
Well, I don't think we're supposed to know.
Yeah.
Like maybe us peasants don't know. We don't get to know what our tax dollars go towards.
I mean, if they are—
We're too dumb.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're too dumb. They can't, you know, we can't know.
Yeah.
We can pay for it though.
That's right. Well, we're definitely paying for it.
Yeah.
But I mean, I will say this, if we are up there, you know, out there fighting fucking aliens and our guys are looking like this—
I don't think we're fighting aliens. I think we are aliens.
You think we are the aliens?
Yes.
I think we are the aliens. I think the whole story is we're aliens. We came here. This is the planet that we came to and they lie about all the other shit.
Fuck, dude. That's some good shit.
Yeah.
Whatever they're smoking. You think we're aliens, bro?
You think? I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, how would you know?
I don't know.
Fuck.
They lie about everything.
It's true. Yeah.
I mean, bro, they lie. They lie. They lied to us in our face about COVID and people believed it.
Yeah.
Okay. So if they can lie in real time about what's happening, what you could see with your own eyes, I mean, how, how much do you think they lied about during, you know, the history of this of humanity. No, I mean, not just back— like, a lot of people, you know, they're questioning right now.
They're like, oh man, this century, World War II, right?
Like, and that's where everybody focuses on. But what about the rest of history? What about the rest of shit? Like, you think they just lied about World War II? They've been lying about everything. So, you know, we don't know what the fucking truth is, unfortunately, because we've allowed a bunch of people to take over and fucking control everybody.
Yeah, yeah, it's absolutely crazy. Now, so this comes out— other things that are shaking up— this announcement actually came out today, uh, it is Labor Day when this show is recorded, um, that, uh, they're about to be pushing some lawsuits targeting some very interesting names here. President Trump threatens pending lawsuit which is now being drawn up against Soros, Google, Bill and Melinda Gates, Apple, Visa, Goldman Sachs, and other leftist-capped donors. Um, so this just came out today. Um, it's Labor Day and President Trump did not take the day off for barbecue.
Neither did we.
Neither did we.
That's why we're here.
Um, and relaxation. Instead, Trump took to Truth Social to warn leftist donors that there will be lawsuits against donors of the far-left Center for American Progress for continually spewing lies against his administration. Dude.
Okay.
Yeah. And it's like, you know, cool. How about you just fucking lock them up?
How about instead of the lies about your administration, how about you lock them up for the crimes against humanity these people have been perpetrating for years and years and years? How about getting pissed off about what they're doing to the American people and the country as a whole, as opposed to them saying some derogatory shit about you? Like, it's not about you. It's about what these people have done over and over and over and continue to do, which you allow, which makes you look like you're a part of it. And then you wonder why everybody's fucking flailing in their support for you. Okay. Like, dude, you're off base. You're listening to the wrong people. You have the wrong people around you who are telling you the wrong shit, especially Netanyahu. Like, we could go on and on and on. So like, dude, how about you sue these motherfuckers for the crimes against humanity that they have perpetrated for the last, you know, 7 years?
Bro, look at what else these people, these same exact names that he's willing to list out, they're also funding all the fucking segregation that we're having. Yeah. The moral segregation, I should say, the paid fucking protesting that's happened across the country. Yeah. Like they're also paying like same people.
Yeah.
Good. Got them.
Same people.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's just, dude, come on, man. Come on. Lying and making bad headlines about you is not that.
That's, that's, that's what you get pissed about.
That's it. Right.
That's what I'm saying. Like, isn't that telling, bro? Like you get mad. Like you're finally rep talking about Soros and Gates after all this shit that's been going on.
But this is what we're going to hit them on. Yeah.
The report is just another radical left scam.
Like, bro, these people are funding the fucking cultural division.
They're funding the destruction of America.
The illegal migration. They're also funding, you know what I'm saying? It's like, come on, man.
This ain't a time for lawsuit, bro. This is a time for fucking arrests.
Lock them up.
Yeah.
Lock him up. Get them all, dude. Get them fucking all.
Now he's not gonna.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, he's not gonna, bro. He, listen, dude. He got in there, they got close to him, and they said, you do this, we're gonna do this. And whatever that is has to do with his fucking family. And that's why he's changed his views from, I'm gonna clean up the entire country, to, I'm going to do what appears to be best for the country while I enrich myself and my family and all my friends.
Keep it safe.
And, and then turn around and gaslight the American people like everything's fucking great. You know, like, dude, when they get on here and talk about, you know, I saw this thing on, uh, one of the news stations a couple days ago about how, um, you know, inflation's at a record low, crime, violent crime's at a record low, uh, the economy's great and all this shit. But like, dude, okay, when you judge the economy based upon these data metrics that can all be manipulated, these people manipulated those data metrics when Biden was in office.
Saying the same shit.
We covered it.
Saying the same shit. Right.
And, and dude, you can't fool the American per— the American consumer into believing that everything is fine and dandy when they're literally paying double for their groceries or close to double than they were just 3 or 4 years ago.
Yeah. You can't tell me the sky is fucking, you know, purple.
No, you take some outside, you take a working class American, bro, and you fucking give them their their, their bills, right? Like, let's just say their bills to live on a monthly basis, or, you know, let's just say it's $2,000, right? And you double that, that's $4,000. Like, I know that you're like, no shit. I'm like, yeah, but people can't afford that.
Mm-hmm.
You know, and, and to Trump, you know, when he— when you talk to him in those little amounts, like, dude, when you talk to very wealthy people in little amounts of money, Like, there's this thing, people, people, okay. Like there's this thing and anybody who's, who like works for wealthy people in terms of like doing services for them, sometimes they have trouble collecting money. Okay. And they usually have trouble collecting money on bills that are like $500, $1,000. These, it's not that these people don't have money. It's the way that they look at money is different than how the the company looks at money, right?
Right.
And they look at $500 or $1,000. Like, dude, that's not shit. Right? Like, that's, that's no big deal. Like I've tipped the doorman that, right? You know what I mean?
But to that fucking—
to that company, it's a make or break deal or to that small business, it's a make or break deal. And these people, because they've become so wealthy and they've been wealthy for so long, they lose the perspective of what they feel a small dollar amount actually means for somebody who's— Who needs it. Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's what we're dealing with here. And you could clear it clear as day. I could clear as day see it. You know, these people are out of touch, dude.
The brother lost with it, man. Now I will say this, you know, cause I think it's important. Like you call spades a spade, right? And I think this is something a lot of people have an issue with, you know, when, when, you know, something happens and we're like, oh, that's terrible.
Okay.
Yeah. That's fucking terrible.
Yeah.
But then when, when good things happen, oh, that's still fucking terrible because it's him. Yeah. Oh, hey guys.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the entire problem.
Let's have some emotional intelligence here. You know what I'm saying?
Well, that's, that's why we're going to have a big problem here with communism, dude, because everybody on the middle and to the right, like I would say common sense Americans. And when I say middle to the right, I even mean like middle Democrats. These people are all capitalist people. And because we have so much division inside that segment, it's going to be very hard to get people to show up to vote because they're completely demoralized as to what Trump said he was going to do versus what he has actually done.
Yep.
And so We have all this infighting and all this division. And I, you know, the only way Trump's going to get people to vote is by one, securing the confidence in the vote, which he's still failed to do.
All right.
If you got the election stolen from you and that was your thing for the last 4 years when Biden was in office, and that's all you, that's all you talked about. You've been in for 2 years now, dude. And you haven't fixed the problem.
And we got midterms. Yeah.
So, so by your own admission, by your own admission, Donald Trump, the elections are fake and they're rigged. You've told us that for years and years and years and you haven't fixed it. And now you tell everybody they need to go vote. So how does that work?
Yeah. Right.
Which is it? Okay. And that is the problem that they have painted themselves you know, into the corner with, right? It's a fake. It's a fraud.
It's a scam.
It's this, it's that, it's this. Well, now your voter base is so demoralized that they don't believe in the, in the election system.
No, no. Right. And we've seen this happen in Kentucky. We've seen it like, dude, we've constantly seen it happen.
My only thing is that like, people are going to be so afraid of the communist insurgency that's happening that they're going to vote the other way. But like, dude, I just, I don't know.
Well, man, like one big thing that's— I mean, obviously it's a, it's a—
I mean, do you think your vote counts?
No, I don't. I don't. Not now. Not then. Especially no. And like, because dude, here's the other piece too. People are also seeing how it actually works. Like whether the votes were secure or not, any fucking lobbyist or PAC can just come in and fucking make it work anyway.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? So it's like, it's like set aside the, the corruption in the actual election process. you have these fucking massive packs that, that's really what matters. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So it doesn't matter anyway.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Like, it doesn't matter what the people want. People wanted Thomas Masi. That didn't happen.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? So it's like, okay, well what now? Right. Um, but I mean, the other big, big kind of taboo right now that's happening is the whole Iran shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, dude, we do not want to be over there. We do not want to be over there. Nobody wants to be over there. And it's being tested. And what I was getting to earlier on, like, You know, we got to call it, you know, right when it's right, wrong when it's wrong. You know, this is something that was really wrong at first that has since been fixed, which I'm really happy to say. Um, one of the, uh, one of, one of the, the soldiers that were killed, uh, in the Iran War, right, died. His wife was denied benefits, uh, casualty assistance benefits, because they said it wasn't a war, right? And the story started picking up, and, and now it has finally been resolved and she's getting her benefits. You know, it's just one of those, like, yeah, good. But yeah, hey guys, we are in a fucking war over there that we don't want to be in.
But good, good, you got it right. You know what I'm saying? Um, but yeah, this, this was absolutely crazy. Uh, Libby Kil— uh, Kliner, excuse me, uh, the wife of Major John A. Kliner, uh, was one of the 6 service members killed when the aircraft crashed in Iraq. during the refueling mission on March 12th. Um, and, uh, she, you know, started talking. Uh, CNN aired it. A lot of people started talking about it. Um, and initially, um, it was declared that it was not a military operation in Iran, um, and that, you know, wasn't that. So she wasn't able to get any of the benefits. But after review, Air Force spokesperson told Notice in a statement that they have confirmed that all eligible combat pay-related benefits, including imminent danger pay, hostile fire pay, and combat zone tax exclusion benefits benefits were included in arrears, um, to the family. So like, that's good, man, right? But like, there's still just so much that we still gotta fix here.
Yeah.
And like, I just, I don't see the priorities being in the right place right now.
Well, at the very least, they're not communicating things properly, right? Because there's a lot of people, and I have a lot of friends who, you know, they, they think Trump is doing a good job, right? And They will explain to you, okay, he's done this. He's done that. He's done this. Right. Those things that the, the, if you remember, dude, like Trump's first term, when he did shit, he would tweet, we did this and this and this, and this is why we did it. And people liked that. All right. But we, he doesn't do that anymore.
No.
What he did, they agree with it or not. They appreciated the transparency.
What he does now is he just gets on there and calls everybody fucking stupid. Or makes fun of him. Or it's, it's like, it's digressed into like childish shit. I mean, dude, back in his first term when he would tweet and shit, you know, everybody was like, haha, that's kind of funny.
That's funny.
He did this, you know, he's doing this, he did that. Okay, that's good. But that's not what's happening now. And the communication that's coming out of the White House for what they're actually doing for the American people has been very, murky and that's causing a lot of distrust. Right. Um, I mean, dude, I think, I, I just think there's a lot of people who are going to very, very, very, um, have a very hard time going to vote. And I think that's dangerous.
Yeah.
You know? Yeah.
Cause I mean, like, we will say this on the election piece. It's like, well, you don't know, not voting makes it just as easy to cheat.
That's what I'm saying. So, so like all these people who say things like, Oh, you think we're going to vote our way out of this? That's cute.
All right.
Well, first of all, motherfucker, what the fuck are you doing? You're sitting on the fucking basement of your mom's house eating fucking Cheerios. Okay. You don't, your opinion doesn't count. All right. Second of all, we don't know how much the votes count or don't count, which is the problem that should have been solved on day one.
Mm-hmm.
So if we don't have integrity in the elections and we don't believe that it works, but we don't know how much it doesn't work or work. When they demoralize the voter base into not participating, the other side's winning by default. Okay. So there's, there's that. And people should think about that because I actually think there's a lot of that going on.
Well, dude, we talked about this too, and I'm sure, like, I know the clip's out there, but we talked about this, that both sides are aware of the cheating bullshit and both sides use it when it's convenient for them.
And I think that's why it hasn't been resolved.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because, well, shit, well, we got the power that we can use it. Yeah. It's Massey, right? We can use it.
Fuck it.
You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, they see the benefit of it. So it's like, all right, well, I mean, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Ain't that what they say? You know? So dude, I don't know, man. It's, it's crazy. It's crazy, guys. You tell us down in the comments.
Yeah.
What you guys think. Um, last time.
I think our biggest enemy right now, we're facing 2 enemies here. Well, actually 3. We have the communists, we have the Jihadists, and then we have our own government.
Yeah.
And those are 3 enemies, and the American people are going to have to strategically think about what the best way is to navigate the situation because continuing business as usual is not going to solve it.
No.
Um, so we're gonna have to, you know, we're gonna have to wait and see.
Yeah. I'm excited for these uniforms.
Yeah.
Speaking of Germany, let's go to headline 2. We are going to Germany.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, right-wing AfD party notches historic win in Germany. We are going to see explosive growth, right? This is great. You know, the right-wing party in Germany wins, right? Uh, the right-wing Germany party scored historic victory in a state election Sunday, dealing a blow to Chancellor Friedrich Merz's, uh, conservative Christian Democratic Union Party. Exit polls in the Saxony Anhalt state election saw Alternative for Germany, an extremist quote-unquote party backed by Elon Musk, secure 44.5% of the vote for its candidates, with Merz's CDU party only netting 18.5%, um, the ARD broadcaster reported. The right-wing party co-leader Alice Whittle hailed the turnout as a historic result for her group as she vowed that Merz's party would never win another election again. Wienerschnitzel, not so fast. Uh, because, you know, just like here, we, we know that our elections have some problems, right? Andy, do you want to take a guess? You want to take a gander at what happened last night over in Germany?
No.
They found some melon ballots.
Oh, really?
Oh, bro, here we go again. Germany's AfD robbed of victory as melon ballots flip results in Saxony-Anhalt.
Wait, so they went for 44, 44% versus 18% and the 18% wins?
Came back and won.
Yeah.
Isn't that fucking crazy? Yeah. Yeah. Let's, let's dive into it.
Impossible, bro.
After its historic victory in the state of Saxony-Anhalt, the Alternative for Germany, AfD party, has dropped from 44.4% of the vote to 43.8%. after mail-in ballots were counted, with all other parties gaining abnormally from mail-in ballots. Attorney Dirk Schmitz called this a sign of quote-unquote systemic manipulation. Uh, German elections have been thought to be fairly secure, with mainly in-person same-day voting, photo ID requirements, and a Supreme Court ban on digital voting machines. As I explained to Ben uh, Harnall on The War Room. Originally, the AFD had actually taken 51% of the in-person votes on Sunday. As mail-in ballots were counted beginning at 6 PM local time, all of the parties gained and only the AFD lost. Plagiarism expert Stefan Weber has identified numerous cheating academics causing the Christian Democrat governor of the neighboring state of— however the fuck you pronounce that— to lose his PhD, called these results a sign of systemic manipulation, citing analysis by attorney Dirk Schmitz, published by alternative journalist Alexander Walsh. Um, and it's absolutely incredible right now, bro. So, uh, without the mail-in ballots, the AfD would have won 51% of the vote and secured an absolute majority. Mail-in ballots made up 25.7% of all votes cast.
This system is easily manipulated, and mail-in voting should be banned.
It should be banned.
It should be banned. And this is the, uh, the graph that pointed it. So before, there's the win. After the votes, not the win.
So they're tied now?
Uh, with, uh, they have lost the majority. I think they're at like 40, I think it was 49.3% or something.
So what's happening in Germany right now?
Uh, well, right now our people are pissed.
Yeah, they should be.
I mean, they're, they're, they're absolutely pissed. Now it's still early, so I don't know what's exactly happening, but I do know what they were talking about. Uh, you know, the, the leader of this AfD party, Alice, You know, one of the things that she was gonna hit on was all of the illegal migrants that are in Germany. Um, and she had this clip that was going around just yesterday at her acceptance speech, like her winning fucking speech, right? They're celebrating. This is what she had to say.
We have a future plan for Deutschland that we will start working on in the first 100 days of our government. The borders will be closed. Und jeden illegal und ohne Papiere Einreisenden zurückweisen. Und eine ganz klare Ansage an alle Welt: Die deutschen Grenzen sind dicht, liebe Freunde. Sie sind dicht. Die Versorgung von Asylbewerbern von Geld auf Sachleistungen umstellen. Sozialleistungen für nicht Aufenthaltsberechtigte streichen. und Rückführung im großen Stil durchführen. Und ich muss Ihnen ganz ehrlich sagen, wenn es dann Remigration heißen soll, dann heißt es eben Remigration.
Yeah, sounds a lot like what they said they're gonna do here.
Sounds a lot like, uh, that one, one dude said before. Yeah, I'm with it, dude. Um, you know, but yeah, I mean, if you call that extre— I don't know how you could call that extreme. Like, how can you call wanting to protect your—
It's not extreme.
Extreme.
It's not extreme. There's— it's the law. You know, it's already the law. The law just has to be enforced.
You know what I think is extreme, bro? I, we know, I think, you know, these people that come over here and kill our neighbors, our actual neighbor, I think that's pretty extreme.
Yeah.
You know, or, or the fact that they're getting, you know, CDL driver's license and then killing families on the fucking highway. I think that's extreme.
Yeah.
You know, I don't understand how wanting to protect our country and our culture is considered extreme.
It's not. It's not. And the fact that we could sit— we sit here and we feel like it is, it needs to stop. Okay? This isn't fucking extreme. Nothing that we want here is extreme. We want the rule of law to be enforced. We want citizens to be in this country and non-citizens to not be in this country. And if noncitizens want to come to this country, they should go through the legal process. We don't want to be worried about if the person driving the 18-wheeler down the road can even read the fucking road signs.
Right.
We don't want to be worried about these people who think that it's okay to take shits in public and throw their trash in the fucking water and destroy our fucking ecosystem and create all of this societal cultural disruption, you know, eating the fucking wild animals in the park.
Yeah.
Okay. We've imported the third world and we don't want the fucking third world here. And if we did, we'd say, hey America, we're for the third world. And we're fucking not saying that. You know what we say? We say America first. And that's what they say too, except they don't believe in America first. They don't do anything that's America first. They don't stand for anything that's America first. Every single thing these fuckers stand for is against American interests. And then when we stand up and we say, hey, we want you to enforce the law, we want you to stand for Americans, what do they do? They call us racist.
Mm-hmm.
They call us extreme. They call us some sort of radical. People. And dude, all that's going to do is legitimately create radical people.
It's going to create it.
Right. And that will come one way or the other. We're not going to lose this fucking country one way or the other, one way or the other. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen here. So, you know, bro, these people are the problem and they're a fucking big problem. They're all liars. They're all cheaters. They're all scammers. They all steal from us and they all turn around and gaslight and tell us shit so that So we won't put their heads on fucking stakes. That's exactly what we're dealing with here. So this whole idea of us sitting around being like, oh, well, you know, like, like part of the problem here, dude, is that like people say like this, it's just like when censorship was going, they won't let us say that. No, you're not letting you say that. Well, they call us extreme. If the shoe was on the other foot, it doesn't matter if the shoe was on the other foot. The fuck are you talking about, dude?
Yep.
It is what it is. They're doing it. So this whole like attitude amongst the common sense people, not just here in America but globally, of like, well, you let Tommy over there do whatever he wants, but you don't let me— dude, if they're letting Tommy do whatever you want, then we do whatever the fuck we want. There needs to be an escalation of what we're willing to do and say and stand for and own You want to call us fucking racist? You want to call us extremists because we want Americans to be in America and we want to have our own country and Europe should be for Europe? England should be for England. France should be for France. Switzerland should be for Switzerland. Fucking Germany should be for Germany. You think that's extreme? If you think that's extreme, you're going to find out the hard way what extreme really is if you keep pushing on people. But that will only happen if people stop doing this crybaby shit of like, well, you know, if the shoe were on the other foot, they'd be calling us this. Who cares? Let them call you that. Fucking gives a shit.
I take it as a badge of honor, dude. You know what I'm saying, dude?
We can't sit here and keep saying this. Oh, well, if they were, you know, they would say that to us. Yeah. That's, that's called manipulation.
That's right.
And by you just sitting there and saying, oh, well, they will let us do this and that. And if we did that, dude, you're just, it's working on you. It's working on you. The way to not have it work on you is to double down on what the fuck you stand for and be loud and proud and live the example of what it means to be an American citizen. That's what the fuck it is. And we just don't have enough people doing that. We have a lot of people who like, dude, look at all these people that make content, bro. Like, it's just like, Hahaha. Look at this shit. Look what I discovered. No, congratulations. Now what are you going to do?
Yeah.
Just pointing it out on the internet doesn't fucking mean anything, bro. And then on top of it, you know, those like, dude, do you, you know what I'm talking about?
Oh yeah.
That like that, that attitude of like, well, they, if, if, if we said that they would do this, what do you mean? Then fucking say it if it's the truth. You get what I'm saying? Like, bro, we don't have enough. Fuck you.
That was so bad during COVID too, bro. Oh God, man.
It's still bad.
I have to wear my mask. I mean, you guys.
Yeah, good job. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. People that believe— look, dude, the biggest problem in this country is people who believe one thing and won't fucking stand on it. They've been bullied and conditioned for years and years and years to not want to be called racist. Or not want to be called an extremist or not want to be called this or that or this or this or this. And that's beat people into this position, just like you would abuse a fucking kid, bro. And you would tell them they were shit their whole lives and then expect them to come out and like be some sort of superstar. You can't expect these people to have the courage when they've been beat on for the last 25 fucking years.
Yeah.
Okay.
But that's what we need now. We need people to wake the fuck up and say, hey man, this ain't right. And I, this ain't racist either, bro. This ain't, this ain't about, oh, we're going to make the country all white. That's not the fuck we're saying. We're saying we don't want third world migrants that are going to fucking rape and murder and slit our fucking young children's throats because they want to.
Right. They want you to feel like what you believe is you're an outlier. When, when all you gotta do— hey bro, you like all these extra fucking people here?
Yeah.
No, no, no, I don't like it either. Yeah, bro, do you like paying all these fucking taxes?
Yeah.
No, I don't like that either. Yeah, bro, me either. You know what I'm saying? Like, but like when, and when you ask those questions, well dude, you'll realize, bro, 90% of, of us all want the same shit.
I know, dude, but you got all these, these podcast platforms that they're— it's for clout, dude. It's to get in the circle. They want to be in the circle. They want to be on the team. They want to get invited to the parties. They, the truth comes second to those things. Right. So it's, I want to, I want to appear to point out the truth, but I don't want to point out so much truth or create waves to where I don't get invited to the next thing.
We're gonna have our own party.
Yes. And that, but, but that's what these people do, bro.
That's crazy, bro. Listen, this might be true.
And then you have the regular people who believe that, that somehow, and this goes for us too, that somehow like somebody with a voice is going to somehow, uh, fix everything. Like, dude, this can't be fixed by 1 or 2 or 10 people with a fucking microphone, dude. This is an individual job. If the individuals are weak, the country is weak. If the individuals are strong, the country is strong. And right now we are weak.
And we gotta get stronger.
That's it.
Quick.
Quick. Um, dude, the, the migrant shit, you know, what's funny is I, cause I call these people hypocrites, the, the people that like advocate for this shit. You know what I'm saying?
They are.
They advocate for it. Yeah.
They're not hosting migrants in their house.
Until it hits their doorstep.
That's right.
You know, and, and, you know, funny but not funny. This actually just happened. Um, this anti-ICE policy that got hammered, um, after a fleeing migrant driver drives and injures a Democrat mayor's wife. So this happened in New Jersey, sanctuary city.
Okay.
Inside of New Jersey, um, an illegal immigrant was fleeing from ICE agents and he crashed into the Democratic mayor's wife on a New Jersey highway, reigniting this whole sanctuary state debate. Um, and, and it's crazy, right? Because like, okay, well, what do you think about him now? Because guess what? He didn't have insurance. He's like, how do you sue a person that's not even fucking from here? You know what I'm saying? Like, how does that work? You know what I'm saying? Like, now your bleeding heart, which is actually probably bleeding at this point, is, is now you gotta talk about it. Like, what, what are you gonna do?
Look, every single person that is pro-immigration that does not have an immigrant family or an immigrant, uh, military-aged male living in their home is a fucking liar.
They all are.
It's all for clout.
Yeah.
It's all for moral high ground superiority bullshit. Okay, so I don't want to hear this shit about how fucking nice your heart is unless you have these motherfuckers living in your home.
Yeah, me, then we could talk.
Yeah, then, then we can talk to that person. Then we could say, okay, well, you're questionably stupid, but at least your heart is where you say it is. Doing the work. Yeah.
All right. All right. But you put your money where your mouth is. Yeah, I got it. That's right.
And that doesn't happen. Listen, dude, that's all these people. That's all, all their shit is idealistic bullshit. Didn't you see that clip? And I don't know if we had it on the show, but I remember I sent it to you where they were going around with and talking to these students about socialism and they were talking about it. And then, and then they switched it. And instead of talking about socialism, they said, okay, so what we're going to do is we're going to average out your grade. What kind of grade do you get? And they're like, oh, well, I get a B. Well, we're going to average out your grade to, to where everybody gets the same grade and you're going to get a D because that's what everybody got. And you know what they did? They freaked the fuck out. That's not fair. I worked hard for that. Like, how fucking stupid are you?
That's right.
You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, and it's an easy message to sell to young people because young people haven't gone through the part of the life where they start to accumulate or win or produce for themselves yet. So when you're 19, 20, 21, and you're— by the way, you're supposed to be poor when you're 19, 20, 21, 22.
Yeah.
That's the— I was poor as fuck. Okay. You're supposed to be poor. And then you go to these people who, who, you know, they go to these nice colleges and they think because they got in there, they're really fucking smart. And then you talk to them about you know, their situation. Well, they don't have the perspective of being 30 or 40 or 50 to where they've actually worked and produced and then have someone come back and say, well, we're going to take half your shit. You have a different perspective then. You see what I'm saying?
Absolutely.
So it's an easy sell to young people, you know? Um, and, and it's dangerous because of the, what we talked about earlier, which is the, the infighting in the common sense And, uh, the common sense crowd of this country. And I, I really don't think, I mean, dude, like for Trump to get the midterms to go his way, it's going to take, like, I, dude, it would have to be a massive, like, dude, here's what I think would have to cheat. Here's what, yeah. Yeah. Maybe, maybe that's the plan.
Maybe that's why they're not worried about it.
I don't know.
Right.
You know?
I know this, dude. I know that, you know, for, for people to get out and vote, they're going to have to see some major action. And, you know, the people around Trump should be telling him the truth. And the truth is this, because you've embedded yourself with Netanyahu, American people, the ones that voted for you, a lot of them feel betrayed.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. You said you were going to do the mass deportations. That didn't happen. And if it did happen, you haven't advertised it properly because nobody knows it's happening. I don't think it's happening.
No.
Um, you know, the election integrity, uh, the cost of, you know, he's saying that the cost of goods is made up. It's not made up. That's real shit.
I wish it was made up.
Yeah, I do too. It's affecting every single business that manufactures anything. It's affecting the consumer.
It's affecting everything from, you know how, you know, it's, it's not fucking made up. Because if it was made up, there'd be plenty of fucking people posting online. No, guys, what are you talking about? My grocery bill is fucking this cheap. Well, dude, where are those people at?
Dude, I had to ask Emily because like, I don't go to the grocery store.
Yeah.
You know what I mean? So like I had to ask her, I'm like, hey, is this shit overblown or is this real?
Right.
And she's like, no, it's absolutely real. You know? And she fucking, you know, Emily tracks everything.
Oh yeah, she does.
So like, yeah. So like she shows me. You know? And I'm like, dude, okay, well then it's real.
Dude, it's actually real. Because there would be people out there being like, oh no, this is complete bullshit, guys. I only paid this much for gas.
Well, I can tell you from being in business, I mean, the cost of goods to manufacture have gone way the fuck up. I mean, dude, and if you, if you have any sort of macroeconomic intelligence whatsoever, you understand that the more money that is printed, the more things are going to cost. Okay.
Mm-hmm.
And that doesn't necessarily affect the value because it's just a number assigned to a good, right? This, this thing costs 5. Now it costs 10. That would normally not be a problem except wages and the house, the cost of housing and all these things are being, uh, they're not rising at the same rate that that's that that is. Not even close.
And that's where the problem's at.
Correct.
Yeah. 100%.
And that's been going on for years, dude. Years and years and years. But like, dude, Trump, Trump, you, you like, dude, he's going to have— I don't, I don't know. I don't, I don't know. I don't know what, I don't know what he could do between now and the midterms to get everybody united to vote. And the only thing That I can think of aside from like following through on his promises in a very swift manner, meaning showing people mass deportations, getting the election integrity fixed immediately, like between now and midterms, um, getting ourselves out of the Iran war, which I think is actually going to happen. I think what's going to happen with the Iran war, because now you have Netanyahu on television bragging about how he manipulated America and Trump He said, I've been on American television for over 1,000 hours. I convinced the people to do it. I convinced Trump to do it. I've been working on it for 40 years. And, and also, um, we have the munitions issue. And, and what I think is going to happen, dude, is I, I think Trump's going to pull the fuck out of Iran and let that sort itself out, which I think is the best case scenario.
I mean, dude, the munitions issue, you got a morale issue, you got You know what I'm saying? There's too much there. All right, cool. Fuck it. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I will say this, dude. I'd love to hear your thoughts on this. 'Cause this, this does give me some hope. It's like the young, the, the young, young kids, they're back riding skateboards and shit.
Oh yeah.
And dirt bikes. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, you know, like that gives me a weird level of hope in the sense that like, I, we're gonna be fine one way or the other, however this shit pans out. Like, We're gonna be fine. They're gonna have some fucking trouble coming for them because there's not— there's the— you could, you can manipulate a tablet kid easily.
Yeah.
You can't manipulate that fucking dirt bike rider. You just can't.
Yeah.
You know, they know real pain. They know, they understand.
Yeah.
Like it's just different, man. And we've seen a lot more of that online too. Listen, we're gonna be fine. And that's not to pacify or fucking, you know, I think we're gonna be fine.
Dude, the bottom line, here's the bottom line. People got to stop with the division. They got to stop with the hate. They got to stop buying into it. You know, these, these rage bait reels that everybody posts, dude, there's a reason that the saying is united we stand, divided we fall.
Okay.
And America is for Americans. An American is not defined by a skin color. It's not defined by Um, where your heritage came from. It's defined by, do you come here and do you adopt the American culture and do you contribute? And are you a contributing citizen to this country? Those people, black, white, Asian, fucking women, men, whatever they all need to— everybody needs to understand that the more divisive that we are and the more division that we have, the more problems that we're going to have in this country. And that's the reality. And then you look at this Lindsey, Lindsey Clancy thing. Oh, it's hard to look at this Lindsey Clancy thing and not think that it's a total fucking marketing psyop. To me, it's George Floyd 2.0, except for white people versus black people. It's men versus women.
Right.
You know, and now you have all these men saying, we're going to repeal the 19th. And what— well, then, okay, cool. Then what do you think that those women are going to vote for. They're going to vote for the opposite shit. Okay. So like it, everything's, everything that's being done right now and being promoted in the media, like, dude, with that Lindsey Clancy case, there's 6 other cases that have happened. 6 other cases, actually 7 other cases now that have happened since April where mothers have referenced that case and killing their kids.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
Well, you know, my, my people—
But here's the thing. This ha— this has happened for years, dude. Like, like there have, every couple of years, there's this crazy story that comes out about some mom killing all her kids. That's been going on since I was a kid. Okay. And, and that doesn't just go on since I was a kid. That is, that happens all the time. That's what I'm trying to get to. And they selectively promote certain cases in order to get outrage because outrage is what sells.
Right.
And so like, when I look at the Clancy case, dude, like it's hard for me to even have a discussion about it because all I see is the intentional division that's being created. I see it as a play.
Yep.
You know what I mean? And so like people arguing, well, what do you think about this? What do you think about that? Like, dude, I don't even— that's not how I see it.
Yeah.
I see the fact that you're arguing about it and you're blaming men or you're blaming women, that you are a person that can be manipulated.
You fell for it. Yeah.
That's how I see it.
100%.
Yeah.
I think, dude, weird, you know, dark thought here. I think there's some type of like, they, they, they hit a massive button. There's some type of like mass psychosis just happening in general right now, bro. Like people are just doing some weird, crazy, stupid shit.
Well, that's what happens when things get hard, dude.
You know what I'm saying? Like, it's fucking weird. You know what I'm saying? Like the people we've had to deal with here, like, I mean, it's just, there's something in the fucking water.
Yeah, dude. That's what happens when, when, when the world's falling apart, bro. And people don't have things that they feel like matter. You know, if you feel like you have nothing to live for, then what difference does it make?
Yeah.
And that's what a lot of people are at right now.
Yeah, man. I don't know, man.
And then they're being told there's something wrong with them for feeling that way.
Right. Right. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in the conversation. Join us.
I mean, at the end of the day, dude, you can only control what you control. And we live in one of the best times ever in terms of building a career and making money and all that shit, regardless of what's going on on television. We still live in one of the highest opportunity times to ever win if you want to win. And part of the problem of all this negativity discussion is that it makes people believe that, you know, well, the circumstances are too hard for me to win. And that's not true either. You know, there's lots and lots and lots and lots of people that are winning. Um, there's also lots and lots and lots of people that are losing, but a lot of those people that are losing are not pivoting. They're not paying attention. They don't—
Huh?
It's by choice.
Well, it's by choice of staying exactly where they're at.
Right.
You know what I mean? And waiting for someone or something to happen that fixes that problem. And I think that's a fundamental difference between, you know, 2 different kinds of people. Right. We have Americans who believe in the land of opportunity. They understand that nothing is guaranteed. They understand that they are owed nothing. And the people that have that mentality are willing to go out and build because they understand that. And then you have a whole bunch of people who have been told their whole lives that it's not fair. You're never going to be anything, this and that and this. And then those people feel like they're getting slighted. And so, you know, those are the 2 different kinds of people that we have. And I can tell you this, there's only one of those 2 kinds of people that ever lives a good life. And it's the people who aren't entitled, the people who know that they're not owed shit. And the people who accept the reality that if they're going to have something, they have to go build it. And, and those people win and everybody else loses. And it's been that way forever.
And it's weird to me that some people still believe that they're somehow going to work their way around that.
Yeah.
You know, like, what do you think, you're going to be the first people ever that somehow elected a government that made you wealthy? Like, your life is going— like, like, no, for real. Like, a lot of these people that are—
I think a vote's going to change their entire life.
A lot of these people for— that are for the communists and the socialist shit, they, they, they like, they say things, right? Money's not important. It's greedy. It's this, it's that. But if you hold up $1,000, they're gonna fucking take it.
Take it.
Right?
Every day.
So it shows you how full of shit they are. You know, these people who say, oh, money's not important. Money, money, money's bad, blah, blah, blah. Okay. Give me one of those people and let me pull out a fucking stack of 10 grand and let's see if they fucking take it.
That's right.
Because 100 times out of 100, they're taking it. So this whole moral positioning of like, oh, well, I'm above money and I don't want money and it's all bullshit to scam people out of money. You see what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's right.
And what they don't understand is that like, you're not going to get any better. Your life's not going to improve. It's going to get worse.
Because you didn't work for it.
Dude, not only that, when you start to punish the people that are producing, the quality of life for everybody in the whole country goes down. So it's like we live in this like washing machine of drama and, and artificial division and—
Manufactured chaos.
Yeah, chaos. It's manufactured. And it's hard for people to get focused. And dude, you, you, you, this is a time where you want to be focused.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what was so refreshing too about Atlanta, bro. Like seeing all those people, meeting those people and like, they're like, bro, we're fucking working down here.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? That was refreshing.
It was, it was different down there.
Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking awesome, man.
And what I noticed about, what I noticed about Atlanta that was like a little bit different than some of the other places is that the, the, the, the city is so diverse. There's all kinds of white people. There's all kinds of black people. There's all kinds of, you know, other people that are brown or whatever. Right. And, but everybody behaves the same. They're, they're all there. It's normal. Right. There's, I don't know how to say what I'm trying to say. There's not that like hesitation of like, like you go some places, bro, and you know, you could feel there's tension between like Black and white people. I don't feel that when I went to Atlanta at all.
Yeah.
I felt like everybody was like totally just fucking cool.
Yeah. I think that has a lot to do too with like the poverty, you know what I'm saying? It was just like, like it was just a lot of winners down there.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Like, and everybody's, oh, you're winning too?
Cool. Yeah.
Hell yeah, bro. Yeah.
There was, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
It's different here.
Yeah.
But, um, nah, dude, it was refreshing. Absolutely, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, we have our 3rd and final headline. Headline number 3. Oh, it's coming back to haunt them. This, this is crazy, man. Like, I would— this, this is, this is— it shocked me. Woke Nike booted from S&P 100. Stock crashed.
Almost like somebody called this years ago. It's almost like someone I don't know, like told everybody in 2019, '20, '21 that Nike was going to ruin its own company by being fucking woke. No, that's never going to happen.
They're too big. Fuck.
Remember me saying all these other companies would come around and eat them up? Remember me saying that?
I remember it like it was yesterday, bro. I remember it like it was yesterday.
Yeah. Well, that's why, that's what happens when you violate your own customer base. Okay. When you go from, we're winners, we work hard, we kick ass and fuck everybody else, because that's an American view to have. When you go from that being your marketing campaign to like showing 400-pound meat sacks of shit dancing on, you know, and then, and then making posters of Colin Kaepernick kneeling, that's anti-American shit, bro.
Yeah.
That Americans are not going to support. Nope. Okay. Like anybody could have seen this coming.
Yeah. Yeah.
Anybody except their fucking C-suite.
That's right. That's right. Yeah. Believe in something.
Well, that's ego. You walk in that room. Like had I walked in there in 2020, 2021, I said, hey guys, you're fucking up, man. You got to do this, this, this, this, this. They would have all thought, well, we went to fucking Yale.
That's right.
We went to fucking Harvard. What do you know?
That's right.
And Here they are. They don't even know why they're— they don't even know why their company's fucked up, bro. They don't even know why yet.
Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. Well, they believed. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, man.
Yeah.
Fuck. They believed. Yep, bro. Fuck. They're down 78%.
Yeah.
Well, holy shit, man. And I didn't even know this was like a thing. Like, I'm gonna be honest. Like, I'm not a fucking, you know, Wall Street guy. I don't know. Like, I didn't even know you could be kicked off the S&P 500, but I guess she, I guess they did. Um, now this article starts it off. Colin Kaepernick, because that's where this started, you know, for Nike, really. If you gotta go back to Colin Kaepernick, man, knelt, uh, for the national anthem for the first time a decade ago. Nike rushed to embrace him then and has been paying a hefty price ever since.
Yeah.
Albeit with a brief spike in 2021 signified by plunging profits and a stock crash of 78%. Since that high. The ultra-woke sportswear company is set to leave the S&P 100 later this month as part of the index quarterly rebalance, ending a nearly 18-year run in the indicator. Dell Technologies, Palo Alto Networks, uh, Arista Networks, and SanDisk will replace Nike and 3 other companies. Forbes noted Nike's fate comes after years of underperformance. It outlines some of its factors involved. Um, this reflects Nike's struggle with overreliance on old franchises, a flawed direct-to-consumer strategy, weakened wholesale ties, and rising competition from brands like Hoka and On, alongside a weak China market. The S&P 100 shift also highlights a broader market trend favoring tech and AI infrastructure and traditional consumer rights. Again, one of those woke Yale fucking guys. No. They lost the American people.
Yes. Okay. And, and dude, here's the thing. Overreliance on old franchises, a flawed direct-to-consumer strategy, weakened wholesale ties. Why did that happen?
Right.
What? That's not, that's not what happened. Something else happened that caused those things. No, this is what C-suite people do to try to cover their own ass.
Right.
Okay. They try to fucking make up and say things instead of addressing the real problem. Okay. You, your direct-to-consumer strategy at Nike was one of the best in the history of fucking mankind because the brand was in demand. How many times have you seen your friends post a picture from Nike's app that says, got 'em, and it has the new release? We haven't seen that in a few years, but we used to see it all the time. You had motherfuckers lining up for your direct-to-consumer strategy. Your direct-to-consumer strategy was fucking amazing. You just fucked it up by spitting in the face of everybody. That's your customer. That's what happened.
That's what happened, dude. That's what happened, dude. I, this is the 5-year trend from, uh, like, dude, it's crazy. It's crazy. Like it's absolutely crazy.
Well, you know what, dude, it is what it is. And every company that's done this has the same fate has happened. I mean, it just is what it is.
Well, here's the question, right?
And by the way, you have a lot of these young, innovative, hungry companies making cooler shit. They're making better shit.
Yeah.
Okay.
And that means something too, you know what I'm saying? They're standing behind people like, like, bro, like, I mean, I want to wear what winners wear.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Like, whatever the— you know what I'm saying?
The fact that Nike can fumble the ball being as big as they are, bro, this bad. is actually like, it's, it's, it's actually kind of unbelievable.
Yeah.
Because like, dude, you could, because, because like, dude, you can afford at their level to like be the title sponsor of all of this trendy shit that's been going on for the last 10 years. Like they could have fucking owned CrossFit. They could have owned HYROX. They could have fucking, they could have done all kinds of shit, bro. They could have owned culture and fashion. They can get any celebrity in the world. They didn't go out and, you know, and that's another thing that they did. They didn't recognize that traditional mainstream celebrities don't have the influence that everybody else has now. Okay. Your mainstream celebrity that you see on television from 10 years ago, nobody gives a fuck anymore.
No.
Okay.
It's not relatable.
They want the regular guy who is an influencer who decides who's the tastemaker of cool to wear your shit. Those people are not wearing Nike shit. And they were for decades, bro.
It's so crazy, man. I used to— bro, I would have—
bro, I could turn Nike around easily.
Well, so that's my next question, right? Like, can this be—
Yeah, of course.
Right. Because they're about to try.
Look, here's the thing. People have a short memory.
Yeah.
Okay. Look at what happened during COVID and look how many people fucking talk about it. That was the biggest crimes against humanity ever.
Yeah.
And people are like, act like it didn't happen.
Right.
Okay. So they have a short memory. All right. But getting Nike and getting their culture unwound from this, this, this woke, politically correct nonsense that they've been after for so long is going to be very difficult without just cleaning house on the C-suite and then also cleaning house in a lot of the other areas, because this is a culture. Yep. Okay.
So like, that's what I'm about. Like, dude, it's not like the consumers are pissed off at Nike. Like they fucked, you know what I'm saying? Like they did a terrible mistake and everybody's pissed at Nike, bro. Like, no, that's not, that's not what happened here. Like they just kind of bowed out.
Well, I think it happened slowly, individual by individual by individual. But like the point is, is that they need a fucking washout. They need to get rid of everybody. They need to start the fuck over. And the good thing about Nike is that they have the infrastructure to make cool products.
Yeah.
Okay. They have the relationships. They still have more money than anybody else. All right. It would be easy to turn the company around, but I don't believe that the people that are in charge are going to turn it around.
So they put out the statement saying that, uh, as we continue to make progress in our comeback, we are building a stronger foundation for Nike Inc. and creating momentum across product brand and the marketplace. We put some, We put sport back at the center, strengthened our product pipeline, and elevated how we serve consumers across both Nike Direct and our wholesale partners. While there is more work ahead, I'm confident we're on the right path and building Nike the right way. Key part of that is to bring in Jane Ewing as the new Executive Vice President and Chief Commercial Officer effective today, September 7th. She will report directly to me and join our senior leadership team.
Directly to who?
I guess the CEO of Nike, um, saying that she's a builder, she's competitive, she has a genuine passion for sport and a strong belief in the power of brands to inspire and connect with consumers. She understands what it takes to lead and win in dynamic environments, and her connection to Nike began long before joining the swoosh as a young middle-distance runner competing in Nike spikes.
Um, Yeah, we'll see. I mean, look, dude, Nike is a cultural brand. Okay. The reason people wear Nike is not because they're running fucking races.
Yeah.
That's not— that's when they were at their high. That's not why they were where they own streetwear. They've owned culture. Okay. People collected Air Maxes and fucking Jordans and they wore them with their outfits. And now you're— instead of like going back into culture and owning culture, which is what created the high, Now you're going to refocus on sport. Now I understand that you need to rebuild the foundation, but the reality is, is that you're never going to place your numbers in a position like they were focusing on a much smaller demographic. Now, if the play is to focus on a small demographic and let that trickle into the curve of mainstream, sure. That takes a long time though.
Yeah. It's going to be a minute.
Yeah. So that's not something that can be done in a year.
No.
Okay. And this happens with companies when you have the founders who turn 80 years old, like Phil Knight, who's, you know, no longer able to do what he— what created this. And now you have a bunch of people who inherited something that this man worked his whole life to build, who are ruining it with politics. Bro, the only politics that belong in a brand is being pro-America, bro.
That's it.
We are pro-America.
Yeah, man. Guys, tell us what you think down in the comments. Let us know. That being said, it is time. It is time for our final segment. As always, Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. It's where we bring you a headline. We talk about it. We give you one or two options. Um, we gotta stay right here in St. Louis.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Uh, football. Oh yeah, high school football.
Yeah.
Uh, and what's crazy, and I did not expect this, what's crazy is, uh, this is a— this clip right now is going fucking crazy on the internet. I was actually one of the fucking officials reffing this game.
What happened?
Uh, well, let's check this clip. Bro ran the wrong way. Interception? No, it gets worse. He's going the wrong way.
He dancing.
Oh my God. Does that fucking—
Why is the play over?
We blew it there.
We blew it there.
Oh, he figured it out.
Wow.
What a fucking idiot. Are you fucking serious, bro? Bro, are you serious right now?
This clip's going crazy. Oh my God. The celebration. Like you gotta give him the celebration there.
So I mean, bro, this dude watching too much TV, man. That's unbelievable, bro.
The whole sideline. I didn't even know what to do. I was like, I'm like, okay, I started running the other, you know what I'm saying? I'm thinking he's about to, oh no. Yeah. I couldn't catch him. He was gone. Yeah.
How does that even happen?
He's going the wrong way.
He went the wrong way, didn't he? What a dumbass.
Wait, why is the play over? Yeah, it was a safety. Yeah.
Yep. That's dumb as fuck, bro. You'll never ever live that down your entire life. You might as well just start laughing about it now. You might as well just laugh and laugh it off. You're never living that down, bro. How old are these guys?
This is high school.
Yeah. Never. It's sticking. Wrong way, Tommy.
Don't put it. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, wrong way, Jerome.
Yeah. Well, whatever, man.
Same thing.
Yeah. Wrong way, Tyrone.
That's right.
That's right. Fuck, man. Dude, what the fuck?
Bro, it was so bad.
That is bad.
The only thing I could think of, dude, it was fucking hot. It was fucking hot.
Oh, we're making excuses now?
That's—
bro, listen.
What, you been watching that Lindsay Clancy shit?
Bro, listen. He had fucking heat psychosis.
He had fucking postpartum depression. So he ran the wrong way. Fuck, dude.
Bro, you're— and like, I thought the coaches would have been more pissed. I mean, they were pretty pissed.
They were laughing.
They were up by like fucking 3 scores, so it was fine.
But yeah, well, what the fuck?
The whole sideline was just— oh my God.
Yeah, I see some dumb shit in football, bro, especially high school football.
Oh bro, it's hilarious. Yeah, it's absolutely hilarious.
Bro, we were in a game one time and our quarterback literally handed the ball. So like he went to hand the ball off, defense got it. The fucking guy was running through and he just took the handoff and ran it back and threw for a fucking touchdown.
Oh man.
Yeah. Just took it right from the quarterback.
That was like a 40-yard interception. Yeah.
Just the wrong way.
Yeah.
How do you box score that, bro?
Fuck.
How's that box score out? He got an interception and then safety on the same play. So his interception yards are like minus 40.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's, that's a tough stat to get, bro.
Yeah.
Probably get an award for that, bro.
He just started dancing like, and like the dance is good. Dance was good. You know what I'm saying? But what, what was even worse about this though? So like in high school, it's a, it's a point of emphasis. The spinning the ball celebration.
Yeah.
Is an automatic flag.
Yeah.
I didn't even wanna flag him because I felt so bad for the dude.
Well, look, you know what, dude? Uh, you know, there's, there's, there's a couple feelings in sports, bro. that like are non-replaceable. One of them is when you're playing baseball and you hit a home run that you know is a home run.
Yeah.
Like, and you just fucking— it's, you, you know, when it went off the bat that it's a bomb.
Yeah.
There's— that is like one of the greatest feelings ever. One of the other greatest feelings in sports is in football when you're running down the field with the ball and nobody's going to catch you.
No.
Like, you know, you're out and no one's touching you. And, uh, he just got a little too high on his own supply there, bro. He's like, this is great. No one's chasing me. It's like, uh, there's a reason.
Yeah. Yeah.
That sucks.
Yep.
Yeah. Well, you better. Yeah. Well, guys, Andy, that's all I got, man.
All right, guys. Well, we will see you later in the week. Don't be a hoe.
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