Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a pole, fuck a stove, counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole, got her on Bank Row. Can't fold, that's a no. Headshot, case closed.
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What's up? What's good, gangster? Nothing, man. Yeah.
What's good with you?
Yeah, no, it's, uh, it's good. A little, little rain coming in, you know?
Yeah. You got your meat sticks over there?
I do have my meat sticks.
Yeah.
You know, I keep those things on me.
Yeah.
All 3 of them.
Oh yeah. All 3 of them there.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, if you don't know, you guys are always asking about how to support the show. Um, dude, go to your local C-store, pick up some meat sticks, pick up an energy drink, pick up a protein bar, check out Target. Target has it nationwide. Uh, next time you're over there at Target, that's what I call it. Get a little bougie, get yourself some bougie-ass meat sticks, get jacked and tan and cool as fuck like us.
That's right.
Just saying.
That's right.
So if you want to support the show, that's how you do it.
That's— amen, brother.
Yeah.
Amen.
And then tag me in the pictures.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Share that shit.
Tag me when you're eating your meat.
What?
You told me not to do that when I—
never mind.
What's going on, man?
Oh, nothing.
Yeah. It's a beautiful day, man. Guys, we got a lot, we got a lot happening, man. Uh, Andy, you like scary movies though, right?
Yeah. They're my movie of choice.
Like your genre?
I think so.
You like the scary movies?
Yeah. Most of the ones that come out now are terrible though.
They are pretty, they are really lame. What would like, the most recent, like, like good scary movie, I guess, that came out?
I did. You know, everybody says it's that one movie, Obsessed, but I thought it was horrible.
I didn't see—
I didn't see that. I thought it was horrible.
Really?
I thought it was fucking horrible. And you have all these one-cell brain amoebas running around fucking telling you how good the fucking movie is. That's the worst movie I ever saw in my life. I don't give a fuck what you say.
That description is great.
Yeah.
Yeah, I haven't seen that.
Worst, best movie I ever saw.
How many movies you see?
Done.
That's it.
That's my first one.
Just that one.
Nah, dude. You know, I tried to watch Hide and Seek. It's on Netflix. That was terrible too.
Yeah.
You know, like it's just nothing scary anymore.
Nothing scary going on in the world when we had good scary movies. Well, I'm saying like, what was it?
Well, there was— now there's things in the world that are actually scary.
Yeah.
So like, so like, so like when times are good and you're not worried about like I don't know, terrorists and third world criminals and fucking rapists and throat slitters and chainsaw massacres.
Yeah.
And yeah, dude.
And you're not worried.
Like, then, you know, you can watch movies and shit and you're like, oh, that's scary.
Oh my God.
But now you're like, fuck, dude, we got the fucking jihadists. We got—
Muhammad's really there.
We got fucking, we got fucking Israel, our fucking own politicians. We got, we got communism.
That's right.
I mean, we got some scary shit happening.
Yeah.
So I just don't think it's as scary.
Oh, fuck, dude.
You know, that's, I don't think it's that scary.
That's amazing. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Well, um, some people in Canada of all places, uh, there's some shit happening that's scary in the real world happening up there, bro. I saw this clip earlier. I said, oh my God, check this shit out, dude. Dude pops out the roof, bro.
Oh shit, he's got a knife, bro. Get in my car! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Is that not some scary movie? Oh bro, dude, hang on, hang on, hang on. What's going on?
What's going on?
What?
I'm surprised that guy really ran that far, dude. Hold on, dude, hold on. Is that guy hanging on to the side of the car? I know, I know, I know, I know. Please get in, get in here, bro.
He's still moving. What the fuck's going on? What the fuck is going on, dude? Bro, that's some crazy shit.
I mean, at least he did the right thing, you know?
Yeah. Well, it's Canada. They're going to help out. Yeah.
But I'm saying like when— no, I'm saying when you, when you see a knife, you run.
Oh yeah. That's the rule. Yeah. Gun, you fight. Knife, you run.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck, dude. Dude, I just saw that. I thought that was fucking crazy, bro. That's some crazy shit.
Was that road rage or what was that?
I think it started off as road rage. Dude did get cut. And then he like held him in the car. Dude climbed out the fucking roof.
Damn, bro.
It was the crawl right in the beginning for me that fucked me up.
Yeah.
You see that?
I would've ran him over too.
Just, just, yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah. Yeah.
He's got a weapon, you got a weapon, your car.
Right. Deadly force is deadly force.
Yeah.
You know, it was the crawl that got me.
It's all on camera.
Yeah.
The guy's chasing you with a knife, you run him over.
Yeah.
Oh, it's like GTA 6, bro.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I just, dude, just crazy shit. Just remind me of like real life scary movies, man.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah, no, uh, guys, we've got a lot, a lot to happen, but, uh, we do have a segment we have to bring back real quick.
Yeah.
Uh, it's a, uh, fan favorite. Fun fact of the day.
Oh yeah. All right.
Now, Andy, you grew up in a great time. You guys had, you know, the best movies, the best music, uh, arguably.
Yeah.
Um, the best toys.
We had some good toys.
Had some good toys. Um, did you know, fun fact of the day, guys, uh, in 1982, the E.T. finger light toy was released? And then quickly removed from stores.
That's a little before my time, everybody.
I was 2. You didn't, you didn't have the E.T.
I'm sure that was popular with the ladies.
Oh no!
Yeah.
My mom, this is for me to play.
Yeah. Oh honey, you'll really like this toy. I don't want that. That's gross. They're like E.T.'s figure. That's gross. It looks like they cut E.T.'s figure. No, you're going to love it. You're going to get it. We're getting it.
Mom, my ET finger smells funny.
Oh man.
So you didn't have, you didn't have that growing up?
No, no. You're getting it and you'll be happy. Merry Christmas.
Mom, it's 4th of July. Oh man. All right. That's enough degeneracy. Yes. But it's really not.
Yeah. Let's have some more. Let's just start it up.
Yeah. Yeah. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, links, videos, go— Merry Christmas. Mom, that looks like—
that looks like they cut E.T.'s finger off. I don't care. Mom's lonely. Oh, fuck, dude.
Oh my God.
Dude, could you imagine the moms buying that shit without their kid?
It's for the kid. It's for my kid.
My kid wants this.
All 6 of them want it. Oh, fuck, dude. That's some crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah, man. I don't know. Yeah. They were thinking some weird shit back then, bro.
Yeah.
Yep. Look at—
or they were just— weren't total degenerates.
Yeah. You know, this would be a great idea.
Yeah, but it is. They're selling the wrong stores. That's all.
Mom, why is your mouth glowing?
Oh shit, man.
Oh fuck, man. That's crazy. Battery included. Oh shit. More like ages 25 and up.
Yeah. We got, we got, we got a great idea. The moms will love it.
That's right. How do we get the moms to buy more toys?
Yeah. Make it look like a dildo.
Oh man.
Yep. See guys, this is why you shouldn't let your kids watch the show.
That's right.
That's right.
Daddy, what's a dildo?
That's right. Oh man. Yeah, man.
Yep. Yep. We told you. All right.
Hot and ready. Um, guys, remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. We link all of that stuff there for you guys to check it out. That being said, headline 1. Uh, RNC happened. Uh, RNC midterm convention. Trump says it would, uh, the streaming views will beat the NFL. Um, so A lot of stuff happened there. Uh, Trump, uh, truthed this out saying the Republican National Convention tomorrow night in Dallas is really hot. The American Airlines Center, home to the Dallas Mavericks, is totally sold out. Everybody wants to be there, but we're really asking only those candidates that are in tight races, a little up, a little down, or even to speak. We want to save the stage for them. We don't need people who are up 45 points and have been in office for 30 years. As much as we love them all. Anyway, I'll be speaking tomorrow night and closing it out on Thursday. Uh, thank you for your attention to this matter. Make America Great Again. See you in Dallas. President Donald J. Trump. Um, yeah, so the convention happened. Um, a lot of really interesting things happened there.
Um, one of the things that kind of shocked— there was a lot of shocking things that happened. Uh, one of those things being Democrat Senator John Fetterman Uh, he makes a surprise appearance at the Republican midterm convention, uh, through a video. Did you see this yet?
No.
Yeah, so he came out, he kind of gave like a little surprise speech, uh, that was recorded, um, to introduce Republican Senator Dave McCormick, uh, out of Pennsylvania on Wednesday evening. Um, now this is a 2-day midterm convention. Again, it's in Dallas. Uh, a lot of people have started calling this the Trumpapalooza. Um, and, uh, Yeah, it was cool, um, right? But this is the speech that, that Fetterman gave. Uh, let's check this out.
Big room of Republicans in Dallas. Yes, I'm Senator John Fetterman, Pennsylvania. Yes, I'm a Democrat. Why am I here talking to you today? Because, well, I'm a common sense Democrat. I'm always going to stand with America. I'm always going to reject the extremes and socialism and that anti-American way of life. Dave McCormick is the kind of senator that gets the job done, and he's going to fight for Pennsylvania. I'm proud to count him as my friend. Right back over my shoulder, that's the iconic U.S. Steel mill, and that's exactly the kind of thing that we'll work together and we'll work with President Trump to fight and defend the steel way of life right here in the Steel Valley. I have this opportunity to introduce this great American, a great senator, and yes, he's in a different party, but I'm proud to count him as my great friend. So for everybody in Dallas, I'm here to introduce Dave McCormick.
When's the last time we've seen something like that?
I can't remember, dude. Yeah.
It's been a long time. Like all bullshit aside, right? Like, I mean, that, that, that was refreshing.
I mean, look, dude, we, we fucking dogged Fetterman out hard when he was running, dude. And I mean, like, you know, he's kind of proven us wrong if we're being completely real. Uh, he's been very reasonable. You know, he, he seems to stand with common sense like he says he does. His track record so far seems to have proven that. And yeah, that is the point of representing the people is that you are representing the common good. of the people, regardless of which party comes up with which idea, you know, and you stand with that. And yeah, it's super refreshing to see that. Um, it's very unfortunate that we don't see more of that. And the fact that we don't see more of that is why, you know, he's standing in front of a building that's 100 years old instead of a new manufacturing steel mill like they would have over in other countries where they're just pumping shit out.
Right.
I mean, dude, we're at the point Where these egos amongst these people are literally costing us the country. And we need some, some collaboration amongst the common sense people. For the last 10 years, 12 years, it's been so polarizing because of the way that Trump has been received. And, you know, I gotta be honest, you know, the— I said this on the last show. But it's just how I'm feeling, you know. Um, the first term that Trump was in office, you know, I liked the disruption. I liked the tweets. I liked the way that it was. I mean, there was a different sense of calm in the country and we were doing well. The economy was doing well. Um, and then after COVID and after all this shit's happened with the Biden administration and Trump's come in and been a different person and, you know, uh, Not in a good way.
Yeah.
And, you know, I, you know, bro, look, man, these people are never going to fix our problems. They're never going to fix it. That there's too much opportunity in them allowing the problems to exist so they can claim to fix the problems, whether they fix them or not, which they don't, so that they can get votes. You know, what story are they going to tell if they come in and say, you know, uh, You know, we got everything fixed.
Yeah, right. Where's the fun in that?
And, and how much money could they steal, uh, you know, or send over to their foreign counterparts and then get funneled back to themselves? You know, the shit that we talked about that was happening during, uh, Biden's administration where, you know, they're sending all this money and all these things and all this shit to Ukraine, that's still happening. It's not like it's not happening.
That hasn't stopped.
Yeah, like these things are still happening and It's unfortunate, dude, because this power struggle that happens between these people in office and the polarization that they create has created a divided society where it's really hard to get people to collaborate and get along and want the best for the country. And it's very— it's disappointing because it's not what America is supposed to be. America is supposed to be these officials go to office. And they work together for the betterment of the country. And the keyword being they work together. And, um, that's just not the way it works right now. And it hasn't worked that way in a long time. So yeah, I mean, this is, this is cool. And, um, I don't, I don't think it's going to, it really means anything, but I mean, it's definitely a, I think more people want these kinds of things. Right.
You know, 100%, dude, especially, you know, voters. Right. Yeah. Um, you know, but, but here's the thing. So, so Fetterman, Fetterman does his video, he introduces, uh, the candidate, and then things just get weird at the RNC. They get real weird. Uh, Trump's talking about beating meat, bro. Did you see that?
I watched, yeah, I watched the majority of his speech and yeah, I gotta be honest, it was one of the worst speeches I've ever fucking seen in my life. Oh man. It was, and it was, you know, we, we would criticize Biden for being, you know, uh, absent-minded and senile and all these things, which he was. Trump's not that. And, and the left tries to make him into that. He's not that. But what it has— what has become very clear is that he is willing— I mean, dude, what's become very clear to me is that like really what all he's worried about is the credit that he gets. And, and if he doesn't get credit for something, he throws a fucking tantrum. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And that's poor leadership. It's poor leadership at a company level. It's poor leadership at a team level. And it sure as fuck poor leadership at a, at a, at a country level. Yeah. And, you know, yeah, it was, it, it was fucking, it was really hard to watch.
Yeah. Well, let's see some of this weirdness. Trump talking about somebody Beating meat. Democrats have nominated James TaLaFrico for the Senate, but he ran a campaign to beat meat.
He called it Beat Meat. I don't know what the hell he meant by that.
These people are going to tell me, what the hell does he want to beat meat?
I mean, the shit's funny. I was laughing. But it was bad for his image, so he Started eating meat and he recently—
it's getting worse.
I'm getting myself in trouble.
It's getting worse.
It— look, dude, I watched it. I was laughing at that part. Okay. I'm not saying the motherfucker's not funny sometimes. Right. Right. I'm just saying like the shit's funny when shit's going good.
You're right. You know what I mean? It's hard to laugh.
Yeah, dude. And when you're watching this, Like, it looked like, um, like, did you see the camera pan around and like show like where JD Vance and Erica Kirk and everybody was? It looked like, like real talk, dude. It looked like something you would see in like the Hunger Games. Like the way the politicians all clapped in unison and like he'd say shit that wasn't even like really true and people would just clap for it.
Holding up the signs.
Yeah, man. And like, dude, when you have a strong following and you have a strong culture built around your, your name, you can definitely get away with saying some shit that maybe isn't 100% to get people rallied. Right. Okay. This is happening. Yeah. Right. Right. But what you can't do is you can't go up there when the average American is literally pissed the fuck off at all of the shit that you said you were going to do that you still haven't done. The most important shit. Okay. The removing of 20 to 30 million illegals, which now people are saying is upwards of 100 million.
I saw that.
Okay. The, the, uh, you know, the draining of the swamp, like all these things that he said he was going to do, he really has not done. And people are fucking going to the store, bro. And they're paying, you know, Double the amount of price for groceries and shit like that. And you know, I don't know, dude. It's just it's hard to watch that kind of shit when you know that. Like, for example, like if you he would have made this same speech 2 years ago when he was running for office or whatever, right? His main enemy was what? What's it always been?
The media.
No, I'm going to do what? I'm going to drain the swamp. Drain the swamp. Right. He didn't say that shit last night. You know what? He changed his enemy and went over to the communists are going to take over. So now, you know, we talked about the midterm strategy that they had last show. Well, now it's become clear what the strategy is. The strategy is scare everybody. Okay. And then also bribe people. Right.
That's right.
You know, like, do you have that coming up?
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Well, I mean, a little side note on this. It's crazy too, because after he said this, you remember George Santos, that dude that was— yeah. Uh-huh. Um, he did a video. Apparently Grindr went down, uh, in Dallas.
I saw that. I didn't know about that. We have a problem.
Grindr is down in Dallas.
All the queens are in Dallas for the Republican midterm convention. This is just day 1, guys, by the way. And much like the 2024 RNC, see, Grindr is already experiencing an outage because all of the closeted homos have gathered once again to use Grindr. Now, Stacy, I mean, dude, listen, all you got— history repeats itself.
Yeah.
Okay. If you go back over the thousands of years, the elites of society, them being homosexuals and child molesters, And all this shit is like, that's a thing that happened in all elite societies. So it's kind of weird, you know, maybe not weird that that's what's going on. Is that real?
Yeah.
I saw that. I didn't know if it was real or not.
No, it's real. I mean, do they say like, you know, right now, like any room you go into, like 3 out of 6 will be gay closeted homosexuals.
How many we got in here? 6.
Oh, there's 6 people. Well, fuck, it ain't me. Nose goes.
Yeah. It ain't me.
Yeah, man. But I mean, to your point though, right? Like, you know, these midterms are coming, man. And it's important because Americans are hurting. You know how to stop that hurt, Andy? How about we just give them some money? Yeah. Yeah. Trump pledges $5K.
Let's pay out $1.3 trillion of your tax money to you to get you to go vote and pretend like everything's okay. That's right. Only if we win, you know. And let's not, let's not consider the fact that printing another $1.3 trillion, what that's going to do to the price of goods for the next 4 years after that.
Didn't we do this already?
Yeah, I think we did. I think we did this, uh, during COVID And with COVID it was only $2,000.
So if we're doing— so if we're—
Listen, bro, if you're, if you're to the point where you got to bribe the American people to vote, yeah, you, you, dude, your product's not good enough. Okay. And that should be, that should be the point. Okay. But the point is they don't care about making the product good enough. They care about maintaining power. And we've lost the idea in this country that these people are there to serve. And it's been replaced with this idea that these people are there to hold onto power because they know best for the, for the peasants, you and I.
I'll say this. I think it's going to work. I think it's going to work because you know why? Because I think most people out there, they're hurting so bad. They, you got to remember too, bro, like most people don't have $5K in the bank just sitting there. Yeah, they don't have it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, that clip goes around to the average Joe or the average, you know, Tyrone.
Yeah. You're going to see him. I'm voting for Trump. Get my $5,000. Yeah, bro. This already worked. Obama fucking got in office. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
You know, so like the unfortunate part is, you know, we all, we can talk about like, yeah, no, we know.
But see, then the next 3 years after that, right. All those same people that took that $5,000 would be blaming every company out there for being greedy because they got to pay more money for their fucking goods.
Exactly. We know the consequences.
Fucking right.
But I don't think people are going to be able to, to, you know, they don't care. They don't have the patience.
No, dude. It's not patience. It's when you have nothing, you have nothing to lose. So what difference does it make? You know, like the average person, dude, they're not fucking looking at like, oh dude, the Dow Jones is at this and the, you know, this or that, or the interest rates are this. These motherfuckers are trying to like, like, dude, that's a problem that these people in this class both Democrat and Republican, they, they don't, they forget what it's like, dude. They've forgotten what it's like. Most people don't have investments. Most people don't have—
Emergency savings.
Yeah.
They have fucking a few hundred dollars they're trying to stretch from, you know, one pay period to the next after all their bills, you know, they pay all their bills. They end up with $300 and they try to make that $300 work, you know, and It's, it's fucked up, dude.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah. So, I mean, you know, I was worried for a minute there with the midterms. I saw this as, oh, they got it. Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know, dude. I, you know, it's so hard to, it's so hard to like understand where people are because there's so much like cultism happening here.
Like, oh, she gonna see closeted liberals though.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I know that's how bad it is, bro. I think you're gonna see closeted liberals vote for this. Just because they know they got their $5K check coming. I don't know. Now, now my question is though, I don't know how legal it was because to me, I mean—
It doesn't seem like it should be legal.
It doesn't seem legal, bro. You can't tell the American people, hey, if you guys all vote red and you fucking give us the GOP, you know, give us the Senate and the House, I'll give you $5,000.
Like, that does not seem legal to me. Well, I mean, the, the left does it. They just do it in a different way.
Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, no, we, we are 100%. It's like, I'm, I'm surprised I haven't seen more flack come out from that though on that.
Well, if the reason, you know, if you haven't seen more flack come out, it's probably because of what you said. People are receiving it well. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. But I know this.
I know that, like, bro, that's a lot of—
America will not survive the way that it's going. No, it won't. It just won't. We have people in office that don't give a shit. About the people on the ground, they're willing to lie, cheat, steal, do whatever they can to make sure that they stay in power. Like, think about this, okay? You're in the meeting to go out and talk about like, okay, well, how are we going to get everybody to vote for us, right? And instead of like saying like the obvious thing, which is like. Well, you know what we probably should do between now and November is we should fucking deport everybody that we can.
Yeah. Let's, let's spend half of that that we would spend on these children.
Let's, let's try to, let's try to fulfill these promises that we made as much as possible between now and November. That conversation should have started happening on day one. Okay. The first day of the presidency for a number of reasons. Okay. People were hot to deport people. People wanted these people gone. He could have come in and run a mass deportation program because of the public temperature, which was 80% of people wanting these people gone. And he could have got rid of all of them and he didn't. There's a reason for that. Why is that? Okay. I don't know, but there's a reason for it.
Yeah.
All right. Then, you know, you look at the entire, you know, And I'll say this too. It's very hard to dig out any of the things that Trump's done that are, that are good because all of the mainstream media now, nobody's going to talk about that. Okay. And now all of the social media, nobody's going to talk about except the people who are being accused of getting $7,000 a month.
Right.
So like, if you say anything that Trump does, that's good. The automatic response is, how's that $7,000 a month? Okay. So now we're not really— unless someone's willing to go dig into every decision that's been made and look at and say, okay, well, this happened, this happened, this happened, this happened. These are good things. They're not going to hear the good things on media or social media. And that's a fight that the Republican Party is going to fight.
Mm-hmm.
The best thing they have going for them is that I do believe that even Democrats at this point in time are so afraid of the radical left that people— I do think that there's people that are going to understand like, dude, fuck, I've got to go vote because if I don't, then these people could get in and shit could get really bad.
My side has lost their mind.
Yeah. But that's the, that's the narrative that they were trying to craft last night. They were trying to craft the narrative of basically, if you don't vote for us, the boogeyman is going to come get you. I do believe the boogeyman is real. Okay. Um, but like, dude, you're not going to have an energized voter base when you went on and on and on and on and continue to go on. And he even said it last night that you won the 2020 election about voter fraud. And then you're, you haven't done anything to fix it.
Right.
And then you're telling everybody to go vote.
Right.
So what the fuck is it, dude? Like, is the vote fake or do we need to go vote? You see what I'm saying? And that's causing— that's the biggest problem that the RNC is going to face right now is that they have a guy who is leading the fucking party, Donald Trump, who has bitched and cried and moaned for 8 years, 6 years now about the stolen election. And then we have situations like Thomas Massie come up where we see like Massie, who, you know, loses on the last day or the last week because there's $40 million inserted into his campaign. People see that shit. Okay. So I don't know what's going to happen, dude, but at the end of the day, you know, there's a big misalignment of messaging here that they're not overcoming with anybody that has, uh, any sort of common sense intelligence, you know, which is this. You went on for the last 6 years talking about how you were fucked and the elections are fake. Everything's fake. It's all fake. And now you expect everybody to go vote, right? So what the fuck is it? And that has to be answered by Donald Trump, but he's not going to answer it.
Yeah.
Okay. Like how many people, like, dude, I know a lot of people that are going to go vote for Trump because they're fucking Trump. loyalists. Okay. I know a lot of people who are going to vote Democrat because they hate Trump. Outside of that, everybody else I've talked to is like, dude, I don't give a fuck about voting. And that's a bad problem if voting is actually real. So I don't know, man. You know, I don't know.
Yeah. Not only that, I mean, there's been zero accountability, you know what I'm saying? Because like, Just like the election.
We haven't seen anybody fucking arrested for anything.
And the voting, you know, for the last 6 to 8 years, these people spied on my campaign. These people, bro, they, they served a search warrant on your fucking crib. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah. No accountability. Yeah. None. I think even, even just that, just a couple arrests.
It's fucking weird, dude.
You know what I'm saying? Would rally up the fucking truth and have people going. You know what I'm saying? Because we understand there's going to be backlash from that.
I mean, dude, look, man, people voted for Donald Trump because they wanted to see people hang. That's why they voted for him. They voted for him because they wanted to see Trump go in and fucking prosecute people and arrest people and execute people that have been killing our country for years and years and years. And that's why they voted for him.
Yeah.
And they voted for him to get rid of the illegals and they voted for him to hold accountability for COVID. And they voted for him for other things. And these, a lot of 90% of these things have not happened. You know, if he, this would be a very easy thing for them to do, bro. Um, if he had done those things, he could go right up on stage and be like, I told you I would do it. We did it. Yeah. Now, now, now there's things that are good. That's right. Okay. There's the murder rate is very low. It's, it's gone way down since Trump got in office.
Yeah. See, I think that's still flawed, dude. I don't think they're reporting it. I don't think there's— I, I do not believe they are reporting the numbers correctly, bro. Maybe because I watch like even just here locally, the Real SEO News, you know, the channels we follow. Oh, there's people, there's fucking 2, 3 people dying a night.
Yeah.
That's St. Louis.
Yeah. But our numbers are still low. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, we're record low August. Uh, I don't know. The math ain't math.
I don't know. I do not. I don't know. I know this dude. I know Trump thinking that he has this big MAGA following and these other Yeah. These other influencers that think everybody's MAGA, dude, you're wrong. You're like, you're, you're in the circle. You're, you're blinded by the fucking Ritz and the glamor and the being part of the team. And you get invited to the Mar-a-Lago dinners and this and that and this, and you are lost with where people are. That's the truth. So yeah, the best thing they got going for them is that the other side is so fucking radical that people fucking hate communists. and will potentially show up to vote because of that. So we'll see what happens.
Yeah. Well, I mean, I also don't know. I mean, he's, he's also asking us Americans to kind of hold on for another 6 weeks or so. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, like just wait till the midterm elections. Like just hang on, vote. You know what I'm saying?
Like, well, that's what he was saying. He was saying that after November we'll pass the Save America. You fucking pass that shit now.
Pass it now. Yeah. Or you want to give out free money? Why not give it out now? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, like it doesn't have to be a bribe preemptively do it. Like there's some beauty.
It's a fucking joke.
Like fuck.
It's a joke, dude. It's like if you go stand in the room, like if you go stand, look, do this. The next time Donald Trump is fucking giving a speech, go stand in another room. Don't watch him. Just go stand and listen to what he says. And then imagine that you're listening to the leader of another country. And then you'll understand the fuck— you'll understand why people don't like Donald Trump.
Yeah. Yeah. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think about this topic. That being said, let's keep cruising. Headline number 2, it's September 10th. Uh, when we're recording this episode, uh, which just so happens to be the 1-year anniversary of the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Um, Utah Valley University cancels classes on 1-year anniversary of Charlie Kirk assassination. Uh, the school's administration has decided to shut down its public campus in Orem, Utah on Thursday to, quote, provide time and space, time for reflection, um, for students, staff, and faculty, according to a report by the Salt Lake Tribune. Additionally, Turning Point USA will be returning to Utah Valley University that day to host a memorial event for Kirk, who was assassinated on September 10th. Um, Turning Point USA's Freedom Built to Last Memorial will be held at UCCU Center, uh, on Utah Valley University's campus at 6:30 PM on Thursday and will be live streamed on the organization's social media pages. Uh, quote, the gathering will honor Charlie as a faith-filled husband, father, and defender of free speech with a memorial that serves as a deliberate act of remembrance and a call for students and supporters to continue his life's work, Turning Point USA said.
Uh, in its statement, the organization added that, quote, Americans from every corner of the country are welcome to share the moment on social media with a simple message: Charlie's seat continues to be filled by a new generation of faith-filled believers. Um, now they also unveiled a—
That's the message that we want to share. That's the message. Yep. So, so the organization Turning Point USA The message that you want to share on the 1-year anniversary of Charlie Kirk being assassinated in front of the whole fucking world is that you guys are qualified to fill the seats that he left behind. That's the message. It's not the message of all the great work that he did. It's not the message of what a great human he was. It's not a message of all the things that he said and he did. It's the message that, oh, well, we're in good hands now because of you. That's interesting. It's a weird way to fucking honor somebody. Don't forget, I've always thought that, like, you know, when you went to a wedding, you know, you made sure that you didn't show up the fucking bride and the groom wearing white. You know what I'm saying? Like, I always, I always thought that, like, when you went to a funeral, you kept your mouth shut. You might see some people there you don't like and you don't cause shit and you keep your fucking mouth shut because it ain't about you.
Okay? And it ain't about Turning Point USA filling the seats of fucking Charlie Kirk either. It's about the good shit that Charlie Kirk did over the entire course of his life. Which is what caused the amount of disruption and angst and frustration around Turning Point this entire time. Because the minute he was gone, it was all about, oh, well, we're going to be just fine. Listen, dude, you don't just be just fine when you lose a leader in the capacity of Charlie Kirk to what he was to his organization.
In a way that he was—
That's— you're not just fine. Okay. And if you really want to honor him, then you can honor him a couple of different ways. But putting out a message saying Charlie's seat should be filled by a new generation of faith-filled believers, that's, that's, that's not it, man.
It's weak.
It's not it. It's self-serving. Why don't you make it about Charlie exclusively and shut the fuck up today?
Yeah, that's right. That's right. But don't forget to share the moment on social media, guys.
That's right, bro.
It's weird, man. Yeah. Now at TPSA's new regional headquarters.
Yeah, dude, that's so irritating.
Bro, it's weird, man. Dude, like they don't help themselves.
No, they don't.
They do not help themselves.
No, they don't.
They don't. And they make it so easy.
I know.
They make it so easy.
You mean to ask the questions, bro? Yeah. You wonder why people have so many questions. You wonder why people believe what they believe about this, dude. It's because of actions like that.
Words like that. Like, dude, it's fucking— it's fucking weird.
Like, dude, if something were to happen to me, dude, Like, for real, like, if something happened to me and like in our company and shit, I'm pretty fucking sure that you're not going to have an event and Sal's going to get up there and be like, but don't worry, I got it. That's right. Like, that's how it is. Megawatt. Yeah, that's— yeah, that's not— that's not what's going to happen, man. What's going to happen is that you guys are going to get fucked up. You're going to have a party. You're going to cry a little bit, probably tell some good stories, and then tomorrow You could talk about how we're going to move forward. But today is about fucking Charlie.
That's it. And that's it. Not, not what's next. Yeah. Just, yeah. 100%, dude. Um, now they did also unveil a new, uh, new statue, new memorial for him, um, at one of their headquarters. Let's check this out. Please join us for a moment of prayer.
Bro, you guys make a statue of me, it better be 5 times that size.
I got you.
Fucking yoke. You guys give me some little fucking statue like that, I'm coming back from the dead and smacking the fuck out of all y'all. I'm just telling you right now, I'm gonna haunt you motherfuckers. Give me some fucking 4-foot statue. You want— Charlie Kirk's taller than that fucking statue in real life.
He is, he is. You want marble or bronze?
I just want something that's like, you know?
Yeah. See, I was thinking like Greek marble, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying Italian. I don't have the desire to have a statue, but if anyone ever made me a statue and it was little like that, massive, I'm gonna fuck you up. Massive. I'm gonna come back from the dead. Gotcha.
Equally proportionate.
My shit better look like it's got gear running through them. That's right. Veins and shit. That's right. Yeah. You better have a huge package. That's right. That's right. Feel free to elaborate. I got you.
I'm saying, I got you.
What do we call that? Fucking, uh, uh, literary discretion.
Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. I'll tell them. No, it was way bigger than that guy.
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
I won't haunt you then, bro.
It's just, you know, it's, it's crazy, you know? So, so they posted out. All right. You know, um, now updates, you know, another thing they did not, you know, take time to address at all. Um, the trial, right? Last week, Judge Tony Graff ruled that Tyler Robinson, the 23-year-old man accused of allegedly killing the Turning Point USA founder, uh, is fit for trial, um, and can stand trial for aggravated murder and 6 other charges. Robinson, who could face the death penalty if convicted, will appear for a court hearing again on October 23rd, at which point a trial date is expected to be free— uh, to be set. Um, you know, but to your point, dude, a lot of things happened Uh, with the death of Charlie Kirk. Um, I think it changed a lot of people, uh, for, for many different reasons. Um, you know, and I think if we look back just over this last year, or even really last 2 years, that, that his death, it changed something, you know. And I think people truly started to really look at things completely different, whatever it was. Um, you know, because again, like, people know when they're being I don't want to say lied to.
People know when maybe the truth is not being told. Like, people can feel that.
Yeah.
You know, and, and so whether it was with, you know, the death of Charlie Kirk, or again, you fill in the fucking blank, people started asking many more questions about fucking everything. Um, and I think that's a positive, you know, out of this, this, this terrible tragedy that has happened. Um, you know, but Candace Owens is still on it too. Um, and she has been, uh, and she released a clip, uh, that came out, I believe yesterday, Um, that is like, you know, again, there's just more that's starting to come out or is being revealed. And I'll say this also, I have many more questions today than I did, you know, September 10th last year. I have way more questions, way more questions.
Yeah.
You know, and one of those things being that Candus kind of brought up, um, is that there is now footage of his security team arriving back at UVU Uh, this is after Charlie was taken to the hospital. This is after he, you know, was declared dead. This is a video clip from UVU's campus of his security team back at UVU. Let's check this out.
There he is, and he is wearing surgical scrubs along, as you see in the corner there, is Brian Harpole. The person in the white hat is not Frank Turk. That is, uh, actually Rick Cutler. And he's in head-to-toe surgical scrubs. What's going on, you guys? Justin Davis is also wearing surgical scrubs up on the top. The driver who did not touch Charlie. But hey, you could maybe make an argument, right? What's going— I just— why is Blake wearing surgical scrubs? He didn't touch Charlie while getting into the vehicle. Neither Justin Davis, by the way. But we can give Justin Davis the benefit of a doubt and assume— again, just to give him the benefit of the doubt— that when they got to the hospital, he touched Charlie. Dan Flood is also wearing surgical scrubs, but we know he carried Charlie. Rick Cutler certainly carried Charlie and was in the vehicle. Frank Turek, he seems to be suffering from a discrepancy. He seems to believe he gave Charlie CPR. Okay, we'll give it to him. Blake Harreth, by all means, please help me understand why Blake Harreth would be wearing surgical scrubs by the end of the night.
Where's everybody getting all these surgical scrubs from? What goes on at Timpanogos? Help us sort through this information. What are we missing?
Okay. Well, I don't know. Like at first glance, I'm like, what the fuck does this matter?
Okay. Mm-hmm.
Now I'm like thinking it through. Okay. Cause you know, I, I do have security myself. I think I know for sure you, if I, A similar thing had happened to me. I know that there's no way you're going to leave my side no matter where they take me. And, you know, maybe they went in the room where they're working on him and say, hey, do you got to put— you got to scrub in here. Okay. That's a possibility.
I think what's more likely, and I think what she's alluding to is that the story goes, they all had blood on them. Charlie Kirk's blood, right?
The way she's explaining it makes no sense. Yeah. Okay. You got blood on, on yourself from Charlie. So you went and put scrubs on, right? That doesn't make any—
That's the story that was being told.
That doesn't make any fucking sense. Right. Okay. That— no, what do you mean that story that's being told?
That's what the team is saying. That's what they're saying.
We got blood on us. So we changed into scrubs.
So they gave us scrubs to change into. Oh. Is what they're saying. And she's questioning the fact of how one of those—
Well, I mean, is that, is that, is that not Real? Could that be real? That sounds reasonable. I mean, dude, that's evidence. Like they could have collected the evidence with the blood off the clothes and said, give me your fucking clothes and put the fucking scrubs on.
100%. And I'm glad you brought that up. It was evidence, right? Here's my question. I've been on a decent amount of crime scenes. Why are they allowed back at the crime scene? Well, I mean, they're at where they parked at when they took them out.
That's what's up. Yeah. Should have been roped off. We don't know. We don't know if that's the exact spot or not, but like, I don't know. This, to me, this is, I don't know. This seems kind of—
Seems like a reach.
Yeah. It actually seems like a big reach to me.
Fair point. Right.
But my thing is, again, like, look, dude, I try to keep it, look, man, I try to, I try to observe things as they are and not get caught up in what I want to happen or who I like. You know, a lot of people fucking get pissed at me because I don't just say all good things about Trump anymore. Well, that's because I'm not observing good things about Trump anymore.
I'm observing. I'm observing.
So I tell the truth of what I see. And do I think something more was going on? Yes. I've said that many times. Do I think this is some sort of big tell? No, I don't. Yeah. I think this is a nothing.
Yeah. This was her newest drop, man. I like to— I have, I just have more questions that have been answered and, and, you know, look, dude, my, my main question, and this has still not been answered.
You know what I'm going to say? What is it? What am I going to say? What's my main question?
That his friend, the phone explanation. That's it.
That is the fucking question. Okay. And everybody goes past that. The number one question that needs to be answered for this to be believable, for any of their shit to be the official narrative, to be believed at all, needs to be how the fuck Who, who did Mikey McCoy call and then put his cell phone down and then in 0.8 seconds after Charlie gets caught— shot, talk to and walk away? Like, dude, that is a non-human response. That is a response of someone that knew what was about to happen.
Yeah.
Okay. And that has not been explained. So out of all the evidence, out of all the shit, out of all the things we could speculate and say this and that and this and this and this and all these things, That is the question that comes back to me every single time. How the fuck could someone who is this dude's chief of staff pick up a phone, like in less than 1 second, less 0.8 seconds, less than 1 second, take a phone and put it to his ear and walk the fuck off. Like, like nothing happened, bro. Like he had to take a call.
Mm-hmm.
Like, dude, that's just not real shit. And to me, that is the number one— you, and you could pile on all the other shit, like what Mikey McCoy's dad said the next day, or what—
He had blood on his hands.
Yeah. He was a hero and this and that.
And like, no, he didn't.
Yeah. And then all this shit, like, you know, the SD card getting taken, that's all, that's all extra shit.
Ben Shapiro calling him in the car.
All that shit has been, I don't say satisfactorily explained because But it's at least been explained. And there's 2 sides to the story.
It can be logically explained.
Well, there's sides to the story. Yeah. Right. There's no other side of that story yet. We have not heard that. And that's what makes me believe that this was an organized fucking hit job on him. And I believe that.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, we shall see. Yeah. We shall see.
And then like, you know, like the way they're acting, you know, like Oh, well, the lead— like, it's like they've— they keep trying to leverage— like, dude, everybody liked Charlie Kirk, dude. I, I was not a Turning Point person. I wasn't— like, I'm mostly these influencers, you know, I kind of take it for what it is. I know it's their job, you know, and I don't like— I don't really hold it personally against them. Um, up until this point, like, up until this happened, I'm talking about pre-Charlie Kirk getting shot. I always was like, you know, I don't agree with everything everybody says, but not everybody agrees with what I say. And this is what it is. That's the way it goes. I, you know, I always thought Charlie Kirk, like, I always respected him. I always felt like he did a good job breaking down barriers. Like we talked about Fetterman coming out and saying, okay, I'm on the, you know, like being somewhat moderate, like in the middle of like trying to bring people together. Charlie Kirk did that and he did that very well. And whether or not the leftists, you know, who never watched his speeches and never knew anything about him, and they say all this vile shit about him, they just, they don't know because they never watched it.
Right.
But the guy was a good dude and he was worthy of respect. And they've leveraged this consistently, the organization into, and I, I can understand this too, right? They've leveraged it. To try and keep the confidence in the organization so that the organization doesn't collapse. Right. Totally understand that. Totally understand that from an organizational standpoint, but the way they've done it, it's still a strategic way. It's so off-putting, bro. It's so off-putting. And like, just that statement, like share on social media. And remember the message is this, Charlie Kirk's legacy is in good hands. Like, No, nobody, nobody believes that. No. Right. I mean, there's people that believe it, but it's usually the people that are on payroll.
There's very few.
Right. So like, dude, I, you know, I don't think this scrubs thing is anything, you know, that could be a lot of things. Yeah. You know, hey, I mean, dude, real talk. Like they'd probably make the entire team take off all their clothes and get all the fucking forensic shit off of it. Here's some scrubs. I mean, I get that.
Yeah.
I just want to see one of them come out and answer it then. Well, you know what I'm saying?
They're probably bound contractually not to talk about things, dude. I mean, you guys are.
I mean, yeah. Right. But like, if I know that, you know, one of the biggest public assassinations that have ever occurred and somebody's asking simple questions, like, why does you and your whole team have scrubs on? Hey, we were all in the OR. We didn't leave his side. Yeah, done. Yeah, I'm not giving any, any confidence, you know what I'm saying? Done. Yeah, easy.
Yeah, it is, it, it is weird. I don't want to say weird, but I think it is contributing to the disbelief of the official narrative as to how hard it is to get any kind of explanation about any simple thing.
It does not help, right?
And like, dude, I don't think anybody looks at this that has a— I really don't think— I think most people that are of objective mind, that were not totally invested in the TPUSA culture, right? Or, or the, the MAGA movement. I think I would say there's a huge majority of people that believe that, you know, this is not— the official narrative is not what happened.
Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on the comments. Let us know what you guys think. That being said, let's get to headline number 3.
I want to know what people think, dude. Yeah. Like, I want to know what y'all think about Trump's speech. I want to know what y'all think about fucking this thing with Kirk. Like, I want to know, I want to see the fucking comments. Like, what the fuck do you guys think?
Are we off?
Yeah. Are we off? Like, you know, I feel like when it comes to Trump, dude, it's like one of two camps. It's either like you have to totally hate him or you, you have to totally love him. And if you criticize one fucking thing and dude, again, this is the downflow of his leadership style. The reason that these MAGA people get so fucking pissed off when you criticize Trump or any little thing is because that's what's coming from the top.
Yep. That's how he does it.
That's right.
That's right.
So it's like, oh, well, fuck you. You're not a real fucking patriot. Excuse me. Yeah. Right. Excuse me. A real patriot is not loyal to the president of the United States. A real patriot is loyal to the fucking country and the people in it.
Yeah, man. Guys, let's get to headline number 3. Third and final headline for you guys. Um, this is a big talk of the town. Headline number 3 reads, Apple unveils $2,000 foldable iPhone Duo as new CEO John Ternus takes reins. All right, where's all my, uh, where's all the sheep? Who's getting it? Who's getting it?
Who ordered it already?
Madad ordered it already.
Yeah.
Madad's gonna order it. He's gonna get it. He's gonna get it. Uh, let's talk about it. Apple revealed its first ever foldable iPhone and a new head honcho to pitch the company's latest pricey gadget. The tech giant's newly minted chief executive, John Ternus, unveiled the iPhone Duo in his first keynote address since replacing Tim Cook CEO on September 1st, even as Apple looks to reassure Wall Street that it hasn't lost its ability to wow consumers with cutting-edge devices. Um, now the priciest version of the Duo, uh, with 2 terabytes of memory starts at an eye-popping $3,200 for this phone. Uh, speaking at Apple's Cupertino, California headquarters, Turner said most foldable phones feel like 2 phones awkwardly stuck together. But the Duo folds out with a crease in its screen that's effectively invisible. It snaps open and shut with a hinge. When folded, the Duo has an exterior screen covering half of the shell, enabling it to be used like a normal iPhone. The Duo's inner screen is 80% larger than the iPhone 18 Pro's screen when folded out. When it's shut, it's similar in size to a Passport, Apple noted. Um, here's the pics. Um, this is the phone.
Now, didn't—
Hasn't like Samsung and all these companies been making this for years?
Oh, I'm glad you brought this up, Andy. Oh, I'm so glad, Andy. I'm so glad.
Well, I mean, haven't they?
Because dude, I think I witnessed probably the hottest roast fest of any company brand I've seen ever. And I, dude, I'm a fucking online troll.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, so people are saying that?
It got so bad. No, no, Samsung saying that.
Oh.
It got so bad. Uh, but another company also, I got Samsung, but another company also, uh, took advantage of, uh, the social media hype and rode the wave. Um, you ever heard of Duolingo?
I think so.
Yeah. Everybody knows Duolingo, right? Duolingo is, uh, you can, you know, learn different languages. and stuff. It's an app, really user-friendly app. You can learn how to speak whatever other language is out there. Um, they have entered the chat. Uh, Duolingo first started off and kicked it off with this post saying, phone was dead. Why is everyone calling me? Okay.
I don't get it.
iPhone Duo. Duo.
Oh God.
The company, right?
Yeah.
Uh, Duo then posted, what an exciting Apple event. I sure hope my brand doesn't get infringed upon. It's called the iPhone what? Hey, uh, then Samsung decided to enter the chat. I'm so sorry at Duolingo. They copied us too. Hashtag solidarity.
All right. Then it gets, then it gets freaky.
All right. Duolingo then posted, they named the phone after me and made it bend over. Now there is extra screen space for you to do your lesson. All right. It's got cheeks.
Yeah. Duolingo better be careful before iPhone kicks them out of the App Store.
Yeah. No shit. Oh, no shit. Yeah. Tread lightly. And then Samsung continued to take shots. Quote, let us know when you're done reheating our leftovers.
I mean, how long have they had this? Samsung had that phone.
Years, man. Years. Uh, then they, I mean, dude, it just never stopped. So far, so same. Their first foldable phone was September 6th, 2019. Yeah. Pro. Samsung Mo— uh, making us wait? Fine. We'll be over here folding 3 ways. It's feeling very familiar. Is this a SIM sequel? Not the bedside clock. It's giving Groundhog Day. Let us know when you're done reheating all that. I mean, bro. Nope. Now they say imitation is the ultimate form of flattery, right?
I disagree, but yeah, that's what they say.
How does that work in business?
It doesn't, because look, dude, you Dude, when you resort to copying your competition, you are positioning your brand behind that company indefinitely because what you are copying is years-old discussions, years-old ideas, years-old fucking projects that are now visible to the public that have been worked on for 2 years, 3 years, that you are copying, which puts you automatically 2, 3 years behind them all the time. This is this, dude. This is the biggest thing in business that people do not fucking understand. If you are copying another brand and you are taking all of your cues from another brand, you can't, you can't ever win. You can't ever win. You're always going to be behind.
You will never beat that brand.
Ever. Never happened.
You've said that like 8 years ago or so in your stories and Andygrams and all that stuff. You've said this over and over.
Yep.
But don't you think like nobody is really asking for foldable phones and they're just doing it to do something new?
I don't know. I mean, I never felt like I wanted a foldable phone.
I don't want a fucking tablet in my back pocket.
But that's me.
Same.
Yeah, I don't know, dude. Some people are into this shit. Like, that's their whole life.
Oh yeah. I mean, the Apple sheep, they're gonna get it no matter what. I mean, listen, like, it's gonna sell. People are gonna get it just to say they got it. It's Apple. They don't really care what they bring out next. Yeah, I'm saying they'll bring out a fucking phone that has no screen. And they'll fucking buy it. Right. But to your point, I just like, I want to know where is the, uh, that, that American ingenuity? Where is that, you know, next evolution of design? Like, is that gone? Like, what the fuck, guys? Like folding phone in 20, you know, 26. Well, I mean, it only came out 8 years ago.
Everything's cyclical, dude. And when you get to a point where you've taken it so far one way, the only way to ever really revolutionize something is to take it back to where something was.
And, you know, um, next big thing will be flip phones.
It will. No, that will be— that's going to be— it's going to be— the next big thing is going to be non-smartphones, like with buttons and stuff. Yes. People are going to go back to that.
And the Q— what is it? The QWERTY typing and shit.
I don't know about that, but I'm just saying they are going to go— people are going to go back to non- smartphones. Um, it's already— trend's already happening amongst young people. Uh, you know, we're in a position where, you know, enough people in society have figured out what's going on when we talk about like the mass surveillance and the data collection and the spying and the— and all of these things, you know. Enough people know that what's going on to where that is starting to spread. And people, there's a big group of people that do not want anything more to do with technology that is designed to take more from them, meaning their time, their energy, create frustration, uh, constant availability. Like people want their fucking lives back. And I don't think that, you know, putting a fucking seam in the phone is really the proper evolution of where— and dude, you can't blame them. They don't want to go back to something before that because that's how they make all their fucking money. That's right. Right. But what's going to happen is another company is going to come along and they're going to make some cool flip phones that don't fucking take up your whole life and people are going to get back on it.
And don't listen to you and don't fucking— yeah, bro. Did you see that shit with LG? Huh? With LG, the, uh, this report came out that like over 300 million LG TVs, uh, actively listen and record what you're saying, even if they're powered off, even if they're disconnected. Yeah.
I've been saying that for years.
You know what I'm saying?
But like, I've been telling you that for years.
Yeah. We, uh, yeah, for sure. Like we knew that. Yeah. But like now it's out there and people are like, oh my God, our TVs are listening to us, dude.
Yeah. It's like, yeah. Yeah.
You shall see, guys. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, Andy, it's time. Final segment of the show, guys. We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. That's where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, we give it one of these 2 options. Heard of Florida Man? Let's go to Cali.
Cali Man.
Cali Man makes his, uh, debut on Real AF right now. Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, infamous Southern California butt sniffer sentenced Infamous Southern California butt sniffer sentenced to 170 days in jail. Southern California's infamous serial butt sniffer accused of repeatedly committing lewd acts toward women appeared in court Tuesday for a hearing in which his parole was revoked Yet again, Kelis Crowder, 39, a registered sex offender who has been arrested multiple times for sniffing women's rear ends in public, was sentenced to 170 days in jail after his most recent arrest. Crowder has been caught on camera numerous times over the past several years at stores in Glendale, Burbank, Anaheim, and other public areas following women and attempting to get close to their backsides. He was arrested late last month in Glendale on suspicion of similar behavior and is currently behind bars. Crowder served 135 days in jail last year after admitting to violating his parole in connection with previous incidents dating back to 2021. His latest arrest is raising new questions about why he repeatedly ends up back on the streets only to be accused of the same behavior again. If there is an actual touching, that's a felony, Gorin said.
But just sniffing somebody, It really doesn't rise to a felony. As the law stands now, it's very hard to file a felony offense based on his conduct. Uh, because Crowder's latest arrest involves an alleged felony parole violation, Gorin said he could remain in custody longer. However, it remains unclear what additional charges the DA may decide to file.
We got any video of this dude doing this?
No. Oh, is there, is there video? Yeah, there are some online. I'll try to find it. You've seen it?
Yeah. I want to see it. I want to see what the fuck this guy's really doing.
I think he's sniffing butts, bro.
How do you sniff a butt in public? No, I'm just saying, like, what do you do, run up behind him?
Like sneak crawling up behind him?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I'm curious about what this guy's fucking— like, how he does this.
Creeper from committing more crimes. The latest incident at a neighborhood grocery store was also captured on surveillance video. Eyewitness News reporter Tim Pulliam has the story from Glendale.
Take a look. The alleged butt sniffer is apparently back to his dirty deeds. This latest attempt caught on security video at Big Save Discount Store in Glendale, where Jimmy Coe is manager.
I know he's harmless, but that's just— it's a weird fetish.
In the video, the suspect's apparent obsession targeted toward the store clerk stocking shelves. Jimmy says this is the 3rd time the man has done this at his store.
Crouching down like he normally would, and he'll just look around and then just trying to take the chance to sniff like any woman's butt. First time I caught him, I was like, what is this guy doing? He looks creepy. You want to sniff butt, you could do it tonight at 11.
Local police somewhere else.
Glendale police identified the suspect as Kelis Crowder after witnesses reported him doing something similar at another store the Same day, the 39-year-old was arrested for violating his parole. Crowder, a registered sex offender, was arrested last summer while out on parole for a similar incident he was accused of a few years ago. Last July, witnesses said Crowder was sniffing women's backsides inside department stores at Burbank's Empire Center.
Oh my gosh, that is horrible.
And then 3 years ago, Michaela Witter captured She captured this viral TikTok moment when the suspect approached her at this Glendale Barnes& Noble.
What are you doing?
I asked him what he was doing. He said he was tying his shoes, which he wasn't.
He's just kind of behind me, what looks like he's smelling me from behind.
Last year, after his arrest, Crowder admitted to violating— somewhere else. Glendale police identified the suspect as violating his parole and was sentenced to serve more than 100 days in jail. And these latest attempts have landed the suspect back in jail under no bond. In Glendale, Tim Pulliam, ABC 7 Eyewitness News.
Tim Pulliam, thank you.
Violating his parole.
Employee said it, dude. If you want to sniff butts, you do something— do that somewhere else.
Protecting his store.
Oh man.
Yeah, what are you giving this guy, man?
All right, thumbs down. I mean, that's lots of butts to sniff in jail.
I mean, A for— I can't say that.
A for effort, huh?
I was just like the tech. I mean, I'm tying my shoes. I was just like, just creative. That's on the fly creativity right there.
I don't know, dude. You know what I'm saying? That's some weird ass shit. That's some weird shit.
Oh, it's tying my shoes.
And by the way, if you're going to go sniff butts, like, why are you going to like the fucking— like you think you go to like a spa or something. Yeah. You know, you don't go to like some fucking like shithole fucking supermarket in the hood.
Maybe that's his fixation.
The dirty butts.
It's the dirty butts.
He needs them dirty butts.
The hardworking butts.
Dirty butts.
Yeah. In that California heat, dog. That's what he wants.
That's so nasty, dude. That's so nasty.
That's fucking sick, man.
Bro, there's some nasty motherfuckers out there, dude.
Dude, get some help. Stop it.
He can't stop it, apparently. Dude, imagine being controlled by a fucking, like, kink or an urge that to the point where it's like, I'm going to go spend hundreds of days of my life or years of my life in jail And the whole thing is you want to sniff some like secret butt.
Yeah. Right. You could at least be like Bill Gates, you know what I'm saying?
Bro, you could—
Create vaccines to kill everybody.
You could, you could fucking, you could fucking run an ad on fucking Facebook and say, I'll take you to lunch. You let me sniff your butt.
That's right.
You know, lots of girls will fucking—
Yeah.
I don't want anything.
Lesson right there.
I don't want anything. I'll buy you a sandwich. We don't even have to talk. Just let me sniff your butt once. That's right. And if you didn't work out before you go— You'd still be free.
That's right.
He'd still be free. That's fucking weird, man.
He just needed some creativity.
Yeah, man. Fuck. Well, sniff butts somewhere else.
That's right. That's right, guys. Andy, that is all I got, man.
Fucking local tonight on the evening news, 10:00 PM, local butt sniffer terrorizes community.
But first, let's go to the weather with Dan.
It's hot. Some would say Very hot.
Yeah. Fuck.
It's nice and sweaty.
Oh.
The butt sniffer is out. You think he's got like a, like a Batman sign, like a light? Yeah. Call in the butt sniffer.
Fuck. Do you think he like goes crazy if they fart? You know what I'm saying?
Oh, apparently.
He probably loses his mind, dude.
He probably jizz in his pants. Fuck. Yep. Anyway, I didn't touch him.
I didn't touch him. Yeah. Yeah, man. People are fucking weird, dude. Yeah, bro. It's California. Yeah.
That's weird for California.
Is that weird for California?
I think so. California's pretty weird, but that's pretty, pretty weird. That's out there.
That's out there. Yeah. All right.
Well, all right, guys. All right, guys. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.
Yeah.
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On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Trump saying the RNC midterm convention streaming views will beat the NFL, Utah Valley University cancelling classes on the year anniversary of Charlie Kirk's assassination, and Apple unveiling its new $1,999 foldable 'iPhone Duo' as new CEO John Ternus takes reins.