Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck up pole, fuck up stove, counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole, got her own bankroll, can't fold. That's a no, headshot, case closed.
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Greetings.
Yep. Yeah, yeah, going good.
It's not 400 degrees outside.
It's not, it is not. Uh, it's only 100. I must say it's like 1.5 though. It is still a little hot out there. Fuck, man. Um, yeah, dude, there's, uh, there's a lot happening. Yeah, we have to talk about. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but you look good though, man.
Thanks, bro. So do you.
You look good. You're getting some sun, dog. I can tell. Yeah, starting to catch up.
Yeah, that's right. Be careful. Yeah, shit, I am about the same as you, bro.
You're getting there. Yeah, you're getting there.
Yeah, it's all that, uh, it's, it's the motorcycle.
Yeah, yeah, the stealing of them or just the ride?
Yeah, well, we just ride them.
Okay. Yeah, man. No, you're catching up, dog. Gotta be careful with that, man.
It's that summertime tan.
It'll get you. It'll get you, man.
Shit, I only been outside like 3 times other than riding the bike. It has to be from riding the bike.
Yeah, no, it's hot. Well, I mean, you're still doing the cardio outside.
Yeah, not every day, but most.
But you know, that'll get you. Yeah, that'll get you. Hell yeah, man. Um, well guys, it is a, uh, we have a lot to cover today, a lot to dive into. Um, as Andy said, this is gonna be one you want to share out. Um, if you guys would like to see where we're getting our information from, you guys can, uh, check the link in the description. We list them all there, all the links to our pictures, videos, um, articles you can find there below. Um, let's get into it, shall we?
Let's do it.
I have no, no, no intro because we got to get to business. We got to get to business. Yeah, yeah.
What's business? Let me guess, crimes against humanity.
Yeah, yeah, actually, yeah. Fauci, Fauci, baby, gotta talk about it. Online fury erupts as conservatives recall insane COVID-19 lockdown policies after Fauci takes the Fifth. All right, so the former health official refused to answer any questions from senators, um, including what color tie he was wearing or the color of the carpet that was in front of him. He's been called to testify, um, to the Senate hearing Um, this happened yesterday, uh, this would have been Wednesday for you guys listening right now, uh, where he, he invoked the Fifth Amendment 111 times during this hearing. Okay, now we covered this topic probably, probably more than anybody, to be honest. I'm talking like since it got going.
Yeah.
We've come out.
We were talking about it immediately as it happened, all the way through. We took a bunch of fucking arrows. We had a bunch of shit happen to us. You know, people were calling us all kinds of names and fucking with my business and doing all kinds of shit. And now it turns out, oh, we were right.
Not to me.
I'll accept the apologies.
That's right.
Okay. And because like what I've said over and over again, is that people should have a reasonable expectation that they are being told the truth, especially from the media and especially from, uh, you know, a health standpoint. Fucking health warnings. Or like, dude, when we can't trust what the media is saying, then we can't trust when they warn us when bad things are happening. And this was the first event that ever really came along. And I know that sounds crazy, right? Like, we should be able to have a reasonable expectation of the media telling us the truth. That's funny to say in 2026 because everybody knows they're full of shit, right? But in 2020, in 2021, it was the first time that they leveraged their ability to really push propaganda, which caused a lot of people to really panic and think that it was the truth and that it was going on. And they lacked the ability, because of the fear, to think critically or even look at the data that was coming out. There was data that was coming out literally in March of 2020 that you could compare that showed you that they were lying, right?
The first month, right? So like, dude, I don't blame anybody for feeling the way they felt, but like, dude, if you fell for it, you were wrong and other people were right. And a lot of people are sick from it. A lot of people died from it. A lot of people lost everything from it. And all those people that you bully and all those people that you yelled at and all those people that you screamed at, you were part of the fucking problem. Okay, and you should take some accountability for that and say, you know what, I was fucking wrong.
Well, dude, and the other piece of this too, man, it's like, because this is something I've always battled. One, this was, this was not just in the United States. This was a global, uh, a global push from, from every single government pretty much of the modern world, all collectively pushing this exact same narrative. And I think the part that I've always had a problem with, I guess, just in humanity as, you know, societies, bro, is how short-term of a memory we actually have when it comes to this shit. Like, it's like, did people forget the fucking— the death count tickers on fucking CNN? They like— did they forget the bodies, the videos of the fucking mass burial fucking grave sites and the fucking empty fucking health ship outside of New York City, right? Like, it's like, how, bro?
There were people wearing Culligan water bottles on their fucking head walking around, okay? There were people with pool noodles attached to them to keep people away from them, right? There were people that were wearing plastic bags on their fucking heads, bro. They were cutting holes in the masks so they could breathe to play the fucking flute. Bro, like, none of this shit made sense. And it doesn't take rocket science to be able to see that. But people again picked a team. They picked a team. I'm on this team or I'm on that team. And instead of critically thinking— and then, dude, you know how they closed everything? They closed all the bars. They closed all the places that were quote unquote non-essential, which, by the way, they didn't own any of those places. It was none of their businesses they closed. Explain to me how you can close all the small businesses but keep the big businesses open and COVID just knows not to go in the big businesses. Get the fuck out of here, dude. This was obvious from the start. It was obvious from the start. And a lot of people were scared for sure.
But there was also a lot of people who were emboldened by the power trip to be able to flex their shame and authority and to criticize other people.
Absolutely.
And you know, like, dude, it was just, it was total bullshit the entire time.
Yeah, so let's go back a little bit, right? Because I got some clips, we got some evidence. Let's talk about it. Let's just remind the people what exactly this man helped do and helped achieve, shall we? Right? And like, you know, when you think about tyrannical governments, because that's what this was, right? It is. They always start with trying to pull you in with greed, right? And they know that, you know, we got a lot of fat Americans here, so what do they try to give to help, you know, people get in line. How about some free french fries? Yeah, guys, remember that?
Yeah, free fries when you get vaccinated. Um, I got vaccinated.
You're saying I could get this, these delicious fries?
Wait a minute, but there's also a burger element to this. Let me, let me check with Bill Neidhart. Is it too early in the day to eat a burger?
No.
This could be breakfast.
Okay.
I want you to look at this and think about— again, some people love hamburgers, some don't. Really want to respect all ways of life. But if this is appealing to you, just think of this when you think of vaccination.
Mm.
Vaccination.
Mm.
I'm getting a very good feeling. Yeah, man. Just, you know, go in and get this untested medication that, you know, we don't even really need because they're lying about all the actual effective therapeutics that worked without them making trillions of dollars. And by the way, you could trade your future health for a fucking cheeseburger and some fries. Like, just the tone of how he's talking should show you what they think of us.
Yeah. But, but, you know, the greed worked for some, right? The fries worked for some, but it wasn't enough. Right. So Then what's the next practical step? It's by force. If it's not by choice, it then goes to force. And again, this wasn't just, just in the United States. This was in Spain. They were chasing people down on fucking beaches, arresting them for being outside on the fucking public beach. That was in Spain. But oh, DJ, that's in Spain. That's not America. No, they did that same shit here, right? On our beaches. This is in California. They're arresting people for being on the fucking beach without a mask.
Hey, what's your name? Yeah, what's your name, officer? No, hey, what's the fucking guy's name?
Not enough, Andy. It's not enough. People won't stay inside. So you know what we should do, Andy? We should have our National Guard and police drive up and down the streets and shoot paintball at people who want to come outside, like they did in Minnesota.
Oh, there's more. Look at this.
They just just keep coming. Go inside!
Get inside!
Get inside! Get inside! Get in your house now!
Let's go! Light them up!
Light them up!
Go inside now! Get in the house!
And while all that was going on—
Light them up!
Light them up! And while all that was going, you know, while they tried to enforce the rules on us, the rules for them didn't apply. And when they got called out on it, oh, that's us problem. Let's go to Governor Pritzker of Illinois when he got questioned on how he put his entire state on lockdown, but yet his family was still able to move completely unmolested throughout the entire country, uh, specifically going to states that were not closed down and, and closed to the public.
Mark Conkle with The Patch says, where's the First Lady? Is she accompanied by a state security detail?
Has she engaged in non-essential travel.
What is your response to people who say the stay-at-home order and non-essential travel bans aren't being abided by your family? I believe there's a report from Illinois Rising Action that says that she recently traveled to Florida.
Well, first of all, I want to say that in politics it used to be that we kept our families out of it. You know, my official duties have nothing to do with my family, so I'm just not going to answer that question.
It's inappropriate. And I find it reprehensible, honestly, that, that, that reporter wrote a story about it.
Okay.
Yeah, but you could tell us to fucking, you know, be in the fucking house for 2 years straight and shut down your schools for 2 years and fuck all the kids and do— bro, this shit's making me madder again, dude.
I don't think people are mad enough.
No, they're not. They're fucking not.
Not mad enough because, you know, the other part of that too, after all of doing all of that, it was still our fault. For everybody else being sick. You remember that narrative that came out?
Oh, you mean the, the unvaccinated were causing, uh, that's right, people to have a winter of death and destruction?
Yeah, as low as 25% causing the 75% who were— yeah, let's, let's hear from Gavin Newsom.
If we can just get everybody vaccinated that's not vaccinated, that's refusing to get vaccinated, that's living, uh, vaccine-free and impacting the rest of us. It's like drunk drivers. You don't have the right to go out and drink and drive and put everybody else at risk, including your own life at risk. California is one of the highest vaccination rates in America, but yet we're still seeing an increase because so many people, 25% in California, are refusing to get vaccinated. So we're really trying to focus on ending this pandemic once and for all. Those non-pharmaceutical interventions like face coverings and face masking were necessary in the absence of vaccines, but with these vaccines, we can extinguish this virus once and for all.
That logic doesn't logic though, does it? No. If you got— you have the highest population of vaccinated adults, yet the cases keep rising.
I mean, bro, do we not remember the things that were going on? I mean, this is like— do you not remember Michelle Wen?
Yeah.
Getting on TV, that Asian lady, CDC director, saying that, you know, the only answer is to, you know, excommunicate these people from society. Bro, they were building fucking camps. In Australia, people went to camps, right? Okay. Do we not remember literally like Biden on TV saying that they were going to fucking, you know, remove the unvaccinated from society? Do we not remember the speech in front of the big red background where he fucking threatened everybody? I remember because I got threatened with a fine. It was $700,000 per unvaccinated employee. That I told them to eat a fucking dick. Okay, dude, do we not remember the PCR tests? The PCR tests that were— the cycle rate was turned up to pick up a microorganism that would never ever be enough viral load to make you sick, and they were causing that positive cases. You know, we remember that the people who were dying in DWI crashes that were getting counted as COVID deaths or suicides that were COVID deaths. Do we not remember like all of this shit? Like, dude, it was all bullshit. All of it. And what happened, bro? Millions of people fucking died and they're still dying from the vaccine.
Millions of people lost their businesses. Millions of people had to watch their loved ones die on a fucking Zoom. Okay. Kids were out of school for 2 years and they're still like all fucked up from it. Like, dude, we could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on. This was the biggest crimes against humanity that's ever been committed, and Fauci was just the front man for it. Okay, that's the thing that we've got to understand. He wasn't the guy that orchestrated the whole thing. These other motherfuckers orchestrated it, the people at the top top. He was the front man, and now he's caught between a rock and a hard place because people want to kill him. And if he talks at all, they're going to kill him.
That's right.
And I'm surprised that he's still walking around. I can tell you this, dude, if the dude had— if my family had fucking died, uh, you know, without me being able to be there and all this shit, and I'm going to find out that, you know, I was— the other half was forced to take this shit and they're all fucked up, bro, that dude would be in a hole. Okay. I'm surprised he's still breathing. Okay.
Definitely too.
Yeah. Like he's smug. It's just like, dude, we have to quit laying down for these people and realize that they are the fucking enemy and we are the peasants. And that's that. That's how they look at it. And they took all of this shit from people. It was the largest wealth transfer in the history of humankind. More businesses closed in that period of time than have ever closed in the history of human time. And more growth happened. In the biggest companies in the world that have ever happened in the history of human. They took— they, they literally closed your business and took the fucking money from you. Okay. And then they closed all of the places that you could actually get together with people and have a conversation that said, hey, I think this is bullshit. Me too. Like a restaurant or a bar, right? But you could go to restaurants as long as you wore your mask while you're walking across to your table. But once you sat down, it was fine. You could take it off. Like, dude, how fucking stupid are we? How stupid fucking people are we? Like, dude, the fact that we listen to these people at all anymore is beyond my comprehension.
You know, it's very hard for me to understand what the fuck people were thinking. And, you know, it all started with the mask. It all started with a compliance exercise. And all of these people, you know, we saw this dude the minute the mask came out and dude, you had the companies that made the mask coming out and saying, this will not stop this.
It's not effective.
Okay. We had the companies that manufactured the masks saying that. All right. Then around the beginning of fucking April and May, we had all the influencers started taking photographs with their mask and started shaming people and yelling at people and doing my part. Yeah. Right. Like it became this moral posturing.
That's right.
And then we had everybody who didn't agree with it because they were fucking cowards go along with it, which is what perpetuated the whole entire thing. If everybody had just said, no, fuck you, we're not fucking doing it from the beginning, we would still have all that shit. We'd still— all the small businesses still be going. We wouldn't have all these people with heart issues, bro. This motherfucker Fauci had a fucking heart issue off the vaccine they never disclosed.
Wrote it in his diary. He had a—
he also lied. He also lied about the death rate openly. He had wrote the death rate in his diary that it was like 0.0002, and then he went on national TV 2 days later and said it was 3%.
That's right, bro.
The fact that this dude— this— look, man, The fact that the guy's still alive is, is beyond my understanding. There was a time in human history where people would rise up and handle fucking tyrants the way they need to be handled. Okay, these people are not afraid. They don't care. They're willing to take everything from you. And until the people of the world, until the people of the world decide that we are done with this kind of shit, It's going to continue. They're getting more bold about it, not less. They're getting— the more that we sit down and don't do shit, the more they understand that they're safe. Okay. It's like whenever you, you, you're like about to get in a fight with someone and you could see them kind of back down, you realize they're not going to fight you. Now you've got all the power. It doesn't matter what you say. It doesn't matter what you do because they're not going to fight back. And that's what these people are starting to understand. And they're understanding that because that's what we've taught them.
Yeah. And all they got to do is just give us something new, shiny to look at over here.
And the fucking COVID shit got exposed for being bullshit where people accepted it. 2 days later, what happened?
Ukraine.
Ukraine.
Mm-hmm. Ukraine got exposed for being bullshit. 2 days later, Israel. Right, right. One of the, one of the things too that I always like to point out with the whole COVID thing, man, and it goes specifically to the vaccines because I think that's where obviously the most injury came from, right? Uh, a lot of the, the problems there. But people have to understand the process that this actually went through. The COVID vaccine— so Moderna, um, all the other big pharma companies were producing this, right? They all were able to do this under an emergency use authorization, right? Which basically was a blank check written to these pharmaceutical companies to make them and distribute them, right? But it also allowed them to bypass all of the ethical uh, studies and, and testing on those exact same vaccines. Now, the only way that you can have an emergency use authorization is if there is no current effective therapeutic for it. This is also one of the biggest things that this piece of shit lied about. Yeah, that he knew that there existed effective therapy that was cheap, that was fucking pennies on the dollar.
Yeah, ivermectin.
Let's talk about that. Check this clip.
I've got the studies right here. There was a website that was tracking the, the random controlled studies. They're here, they are showing 60, 70% efficacy of ivermectin. The same thing you say there's no evidence, there was all kinds of evidence.
Loved ones had to go to hospitals, had to sue hospitals. Just would you try it? So I would want to know, you know, to what extent were you involved in sabotaging hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin? And, and did you do that because you knew the only way you get emergency use authorization for these drugs, these experimental gene therapy, was if there was no effective treatment, you couldn't get the emergency use authorization?
So is that, is that why you help sabotage these cheap generic drugs in favor of Remdesivir, which, by the way, nurses— are you aware of the fact that nurses called it "Run, death is near"? On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment.
What a piece of shit. What a piece of shit.
This isn't the first time this guy did this.
Well, bro, wait till the gays find out about AIDS. Yeah, he did it with AIDS in the fucking '80s, bro. Bro, now for those that, you know, because here's the thing, I was scrolling on, I was scrolling on Facebook, dude.
I tried, we both of us tried so hard to warn people. We tried to show, and what do we get for it? We got bullshit.
Yep.
We got fucking people who had been listening to me for years telling me that I was a piece of shit grandma killer, right?
We didn't go anywhere. Yeah, because we weren't gonna play with that bullshit.
Yeah, but I'm saying like just listeners. Yeah, you know, like writing in and being being like, fuck you, you're different. You know, like, it's just like, dude, when have I come on here ever and told you guys just flat out fucking bullshit? Okay, I'm not a fucking idiot. And there's a— and dude, the problem here is courage. That's the problem. Okay, had the fucking men of this country not gone along with it, because the ones that knew that it was bullshit at scale, it would have never happened. So if we really want to blame someone, we blame ourselves for, for not having the courage to stand up and tell people to shut the fuck up. Every single person that is involved in this, not just Fauci— I think Fauci will get suicided. I, because look, they made him the face of it globally and they want it to go away. Okay, so what's the easiest way for it to go away? Kill this dude and then be like, well, you know, but then there's Tedros and fucking, uh, you know, Birx and all these other scientists, Bill Gates, Michelle Wen, all these propaganda fucking talking heads that they put on television.
You know, every single person that was involved in this, because this is the biggest crimes against humanity ever. We don't even know. We don't even know the effects of it yet because we don't know. We know that people are getting sick now. We know that people have all these problems now. What's going to cause in the long term?
That's right. What about their kids?
We haven't— dude, we haven't even seen the effects of this yet. Okay. This was the biggest crimes against humanity ever committed in the history of Earth, and it was global. And every single person, every single person who was involved in it should be fucking caught by the masses and hung. Every single one.
It's the only way to fix it.
It's the only way to stop it from happening again. Like, the people of the world need to rise the fuck up collectively and demand accountability. And if accountability won't be had for the 500 people that were the fucking figureheads of this shit— and by the way, those same 500 people are still causing all the problems in the world.
That's right.
Okay. If we don't have that, we're going to get more of what they give us. Like, it's time for that. Yeah, it's time for accountability. And, dude, you know, people are going to say, well, you first. No one could do it on their own. It has to be a global demand. And I think we're going to— I think we might see that. Yeah, I think we might see it.
Do people are hot. And, you know, the other thing is too, and it's weird seeing it, but I was scrolling on Facebook, which some— I do not, bro.
I'm real. I'm just being real, dude. Like, if that were my family, I don't think I'd care what would happen to me. No, I would. I would find this dude and I would do what needs to be done.
Well, I threatened to shut the whole fucking hospital down, bro, because I was having my first daughter during this shit.
Yeah, I remember.
You remember that?
Yeah.
But dude, I was scrolling on Facebook, man, and I saw this and I'm just like, okay, they want us to get pissed off. They want us to get fucking angry, bro. I was scrolling on Facebook, there's this page called Occupy Democrats. This is what they posted, right? This was, this was yesterday. Last night I saw this.
Yeah.
Thank you, Dr. Fauci. You led with science, you spoke with honesty, you served with integrity, you saved lives. We stand with Fauci because courage is never out of style. A true American hero, they're calling this guy.
Yeah. I bet you all those comments are bullshit though, like the negative.
Oh yeah, yeah, all of them are fucking hitting.
I mean, bro, nobody's buying it.
People are pissed.
That one kid, that political Democrat kid, uh, Harry or whatever his name is, Harry Sisson. Yeah, he posts some shit like that too.
Did he?
Dr. Fauci's a hero.
Yeah, yeah, Harry Sisson's a fag. Um, you know, but, but the dude, but dude plead the Fifth, you know what I'm saying? He pled the Fifth. Now there's some contention there, right? Can you plead the Fifth? And the Supreme Court has actually already ruled on this before.
After you've been pardoned?
After you have been pardoned, you like, those rights are gone. Yeah, there's no, there's no like criminal proceedings that can come from that. You're good. So why wouldn't you talk?
Well, he doesn't want to implicate the people that are, that, that were also organized who aren't pardoned, huh?
Who are not pardoned.
That's right, dude.
You know, one of the—
I don't think he doesn't want to. I think he's, he knows he can't. Yeah, he can't. They'll kill him.
They will literally kill him. But I mean, let's be honest, Doc, you don't have that much longer. You're not a fucking beacon, beacon shining, beacon of health here. You know what I'm saying, bro?
The guy deserves a painful public execution.
Well, the last thing I want—
all of the people involved in this, every single one.
Yeah.
Um, the last one I'm going to show on this dude is, is this clip, this leaked audio that's been going out, because the other piece that he's kind of like hidden behind is that, well, I didn't, I didn't tell anybody to close anything down. I didn't. Oh yeah. Okay. Well, here's this audio, and this is actually from when he was, uh, questioned, uh, before, about, uh, in the testimony in the Senate here, um, a couple of years ago. Let's check this out.
You were gonna have schools, universities, and colleges are gonna say, you want to come to this college, buddy, you're gonna get vaccinated. Lady, you're gonna get vaccinated. Yeah, big corporations like Amazon and Facebook and, and, and all of those others are gonna say, you want to work for us, you get vaccinated. And it's been proven that when you make it difficult for people in their lives, they lose their ideological bullshit and they get vaccinated.
Thank you.
Are all objections to COVID vaccinations ideological bullshit, Dr. Fauci? No, they're not, and that's not what I was referring to. Well, that's exactly what you meant when you said making it hard for people to live. Without getting a vaccination. You affected people's ability to work, travel, be educated, to actually flourish in American society, to self-determine as we're all given God-given rights.
Shame on you.
Yeah, shame. You know what, uh, the Republican senators really yelled at him.
Oh, they got him.
They got him good. They grilled him. Did you see that?
That's right.
Did you see that? That's not their job. Their job isn't to yell at people. Their job isn't to get them. Their job is to hold people accountable, and the proper accountability for crimes against humanity is execution. Okay, so until that happens, they haven't done their fucking jobs.
Side note, bro, these mother— federal employees pulled— raked in $342 million in royalties from those same pharmaceutical companies pushing those vaccines. Well, yeah, they all got fucking loaded off of it.
Yeah, that's why they all went along with it, bro.
So they're saying that Congress is supposed to be voting to hold Fauci in contempt after he invoked his Fifth Amendment. It's not enough. It's not fucking enough. It's not enough, bro. And I think the problem is that people are trying— people are going to rely on the government to do something about this.
They're not. They're not.
It's not—
they're not going to do anything for anybody. We haven't had any accountability for anything in the last 15 years, for anything, for anything. And if that were me or you, they would kill us. And I think it's, I think it's especially irritating when these people get on television And they're like, oh, you know, look how so-and-so, how much I went at him and how hard I went at him. And, you know, I mean, dude, like, this guy literally created a fucking virus, lied about its origin, unleashed it on humanity, and then denied people treatment so he could force vaccinate them, which was more dangerous than what the fucking virus was itself. I mean, dude, like, they closed schools, they closed businesses, they arrested people, they separated families. How many of those families still don't get along because of that?
Right.
Okay.
Right.
You know, and this guy's making millions of dollars. He's writing books. He's on the COVID of Vanity Fair. He's having a happen with Kardashians. He's a fucking celebrity. Okay. Like, the fuck are we talking about here? Okay. This is, this is. It's unacceptable. It's unacceptable. And if the people of the world accept this, it's just going to happen again and again. It's going to be worse.
More importantly, we'll accept anything at that point.
Well, we're already accepting anything. We're already accepting anything. There's been no accountability for any fraud in the election. There's been no accountability for COVID. There's been no accountability on the Epstein shit. There's been no accountability for fucking anything. There's no— like, they pretend like Israel's not running our fucking country. They're running our country. Everybody fucking knows it. Like, they have zero interest in acting on our behalf. And until they are fucking afraid of what could happen, they're never gonna. You understand? That's how every government in the history of Earth has operated, on an understanding that if we fuck these people enough, They will kill us. And until we start seeing that across the world where people are literally— I'm not saying some big uprising or whatever. I don't know what the fuck that looks like, but I know this. There's a lot of people out there that lost fucking everything because of these people. And I think that— I don't know, man. You know what I think? These people deserve a slow and violent public death to set an example for fucking everybody else. This is, this is, this is the most crazy shit I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
It was wild watching it, dude.
Dude, what is even more wild is like how many people believed it, you know? And like a big portion of those people that got vaccines, they had to get vaccines or they lost their fucking job.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. And then let's not talk about like the ongoing effects that we're seeing now.
That's right.
Like them printing trillions of fucking dollars and then our dollar goes half as far as what it did 5 years ago. Like, what do you— why do you think that is? There's, there's, there's way more money being printed. Like, we're still seeing the economic effects from it, you know? And like, dude, and then you have Trump yesterday, yesterday making a fucking tweet about Operation Warp Speed being a great thing.
No.
Like, bro, what the fuck are you talking about? You are the most tone-deaf motherfucker that I've ever seen in my entire life. Okay. You were either completely played, which at the time, that's how I felt. I felt like the media and the social pressure that was created by the hysteria, you know, the death counters and the, the, the case counters and he's dealing with impeachment. Yeah. If Trump had come out and said, No, we're not closing the country. They had him by the balls. And if you know, and now they got him by the balls because of how he went along with it. At the time, I was like, I think he was just pressured into a no-win situation.
Mm-hmm.
But now he's still bragging about it. Yeah, he's still bragging about it. So it's like, dude, were you like, you— so you were part of this? Is that what you're saying? You were part of the fucking thing? Like you belong on the list of everybody that should be fucking dealt with. Like, really? It's, it's, dude, it's, it's such a shit show. It's such a shit show. And like these senators, like, dude, and I like Hawley and I like these guys. They're from Missouri. I like fucking Rand Paul. I like these dudes, but you ain't doing your fucking jobs.
No.
Okay. You're not doing them. We don't need yelling, laughing, yelling them at it and talking to them aggressively is not doing a motherfucking job.
Let me drop an F-bomb here.
Yeah, that's not the job. No, the job is to fucking hold these motherfuckers accountable. Okay. And like, dude, I know these guys and I like them, but like, that's not the job.
So that's the thing. It's, you know, like this pomp and circumstance. Yeah, this fucking shit they play, dude.
Yeah, it's bullshit.
I don't want it, dude. You fucking had his attorney fucking escorted out. You should have fucking had his ass locked up and fucking held is what you should have did. Nobody be mad at you for that, guys. Jump in on the comment.
I don't know, dude. Like, it's like when I, when I saw it happening yesterday, it brought back all of that, like, anger and also anxiety in me. Like, that was a very anxious time in my life, you know? Like, every time we did a show, we were just getting blasted. And I'm very proud of where we stood because the receipts are there. And hypothetically, had I been running the country at that time, we would be 6 years ahead of where we are now. Okay. And I know that, and I don't care if anybody believes it, but I know that and the receipts are there. So it gives me confidence like, hey man, I can fuckin' do this.
That's right.
You know what I'm saying? But like, seeing, seeing people just go along with the government status quo. I mean, look how they look, how they reacted. Like, it should be a warning to everybody about how they can and will treat you if they deem it necessary. Like, like these guys going up and down the street shooting paintballs at citizens. Are you fucking serious, dude? Arresting people who were surfing, putting boards on the basketball hoops, filling the skateparks with sand, closing the schools, forcing little kids that had zero risk ever to take these fucking vaccines. How many of those kids fucking died? Do we not remember all the examples of these athletes falling dead for the next 2 years after that? Like, dude, what? What if we— and then we just move on. Like, we're just like, ah, you know, like, I was told by a MAGA influencer, um, straight up, like, people don't care about COVID And when it— when, when they said that to me, this was like right as Trump was like running for office again. I was pissed. I was like, no, dude, everybody cares. But like, dude, I don't think everybody does.
I don't think everybody does, because if everybody did, we'd have a different reaction to society.
Yeah.
You know, it makes me question, like, why do you want to stand up for people that won't stand up for themselves? You know what I mean? I mean, the good news is, is, I mean, let's talk about the good. The good news is there's millions of people that didn't get fucking shot because work that we did, I think a lot more people will be dead right now. Yeah, for sure.
A lot more.
And there's also an awakening that's happened to the corruption that did not exist before 2019.
Mm-hmm.
That's good.
Mm-hmm.
You know, so there's good things too, but it's just like, dude, when like this stuff was going on yesterday, just like brought all that shit back, man. Just, it gave me like, it made me super anxious and like, I just, I fucking hate these people, bro. Like, I hate them. I hate them. Like, and I don't hate anybody. I fucking hate these people. Like, they literally treat all of us like we're cockroaches, bro. You know? And this is what I was getting at the other day. Like, if they're willing to make everybody sick on purpose, because that's what happened.
It's exactly—
okay, that's what happened. Wasn't an accident.
We paid for it.
Yeah.
They made everybody sick on purpose. They ruined everybody's business on purpose. They ruined lives on purpose. They knew what they were doing. And if they're willing to do that, then what are they willing to do with AI and robotics?
Hmm.
Okay. They clearly see us as an infestation that they need to rid themselves of. And I think people should really think about that. I think people should really stop and consider that. If they are willing to make the entire world sick and they openly talk about depopulation. Okay. Which that conversation has completely went away. Right. When was the last time you heard that?
Right.
You haven't heard that in a long time. When was the last time you heard about climate? Oh, you haven't heard that either.
Where's climate change? Yeah, right. Yeah.
And but if they're willing to do that, what are they willing to do when they create an army of fucking AI robots? Like, dude, you guys got to understand, man, these people there is like, if you want to find the motivation of anybody, you just got to ask yourself, what do they have to gain? And what do they have to lose? And what do these people have to gain? Well, they don't need us anymore. If technology is going like, like Elon gets on TV and says, you know, it'll bring the cost of goods to zero. Well, If the cost of goods are zero and you don't need human labor, because that's what they look at us as, human labor to tax, and you don't need humans to grow food and do all these things, well, then what the fuck do you need people for anyway? And they openly talk about depopulation. And now they're building robots that are autonomous AI, and they're trying to convince people to buy them and put them in their homes, which people will do. It's just like, it's like, well, how can you solve for people's unawareness of what is actually going on?
Like, how do you solve that? You know, you tell people that and they're like, there's no way that— come on, dude, that's conspiracy. That's— there's not going to do that, dude. You think they won't do that because you wouldn't do that. You think that they don't think that way because you don't think that way.
That's right.
There is evil in the world, and evil does not think like you and I. It thinks in a completely different way. And a lot of people have never been confronted with true evil, or they dismiss it as some sort of bad circumstance. Like, dude, somebody who commits 37 violent crimes, that is not a product of them being, uh, you know, brought up the wrong way. They're an evil fuck.
That's right.
Those people should be fucking exterminated.
Okay.
And we have— we do have what's called, you know, what people— the popular term now is suicidal empathy. Like, we look at evil people and we think there's no way, there's no way they could be that evil. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? Have you never seen like a single movie of like somebody who's truly evil? Like, that's real shit.
No, that's just in the movies though, dude.
It's just like people think people are so good-hearted. That they truly believe. And it's just like what they talk about, like with communism, right? Like, people don't understand what communism is until it's like already taken over and they're on their way to the labor camp, you know what I mean? So like, I don't know, dude. I don't see this playing out well for people. Like, when they get on there and say, oh, there's 20% chance that— or 10% chance that Humans could be killed by a— no, I think it's like 100% chance. I don't think it's, I don't think it's 80. I don't think it's 90. I think it's 100% because we have to ask, what do they have to gain by us existing? What do we, the regular common people, have to gain by— what, what do, what do the elites have to gain by us, the regular common people, existing if everything else is handled? The answer is nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
And we're walking right into it, dude. And, you know, like, this is going to be another thing that, like, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years down the road, I'm going to be saying, I tried to tell you guys and nobody fucking listened, and it's going to be too late. And like, dude, that's— I know that's going to happen, and I feel it like makes me feel like shit. Like, it's like so disheartening and so discouraging. And it all comes down to a lack of courage by the people. Like, you have to fucking demand accountability now. Now you have to stand up to this robotic shit that's happening now, not once it starts happening.
Yeah. Like, we've already seen what happens when that's—
Yeah, dude. And like, and then people are saying, well, you organize it, motherfucker. You organize it. What have you organized? What have you done? How many dollars have you spent trying to put the word out?
I don't know.
I spent a big portion of my life and I honestly, I wish I had it back now. I'm being serious. Like, I wish I could go back and just be like, fuck, it is going to be what it is and continue down my path because it's so, it's so fucking demoralizing. I don't know, man. I mean, I'm upset right now. So like, maybe I'm talking a little shit.. But like, the point is, is like, he's got to go, dude. They all got to go. Every motherfucker that was fucking involved in it has to fucking go. All of them. And if they are not removed from this planet, this is bound to happen again. Only the next time they do it, it'll be an actual pandemic that literally does have a 10% mortality rate. Or it'll be AI robots or it'll be something. But like, dude, they don't benefit from us existing. If everything is free and everything is produced and they can use robotics for everything, they don't need people.
Yeah. You think they just want us to live happy, easy lives?
And what do they have to lose by keeping people around?
Right.
They have this to lose. If people get super upset, they can overwhelm them and kill them.
Our way of life is done.
Correct. So like, our window of taking action is closing. Like, I don't think that people are understanding that.
No.
I mean, bro, how is there not citizen vigilantism coming against these people? Like, how has that not happened yet?
Yeah.
Like, how has that not happened? Like, like, how has— like, I'm just surprised. I'm not fucking quote unquote—
he's right—
calling for it. Okay, but But, but, you know, allegedly. But like, you lost your whole fucking family, dude. You lost your business, you lost your life, and you're just going to let these motherfuckers walk around like that? That's global, man. Like, that's in every country. Remember that Jacinda Ardern from fucking New Zealand? Remember that bitch, the fucking prime minister of New Zealand, saying all that crazy shit?
Yeah.
Like, yeah, we're going to arrest you. Oh, you're saying that vaccinated people can't function in society? Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah. What do we do with these people?
Yeah. What about Trudeau? He's on a boat with Katy Perry fucking off.
That's right.
You know, like these people, a girl, and he liked it. These people, these people are rich. You're not. They stole everything from you. And what the fuck are we doing about it?
Nothing.
It's like the bully that takes your shit every day until you punch him in the fucking face, bro. And all the other bullies are like, oh shit, you can't fuck with that guy. You're going to continue to get bullied.
It doesn't get easier.
I don't know, bro. I don't know.
God moved to headline 2 though, bro. We got a headline 2. This is, uh, do you see that Spain got invaded?
No.
Holy shit, World War III on.
What?
Spain got invaded.
By who?
Fucking migrants. White House blasts Spanish government as thousands of migrants surge from Morocco. Emergency request denied. The White House bashed Spain's left-wing government after the border between Spain's North African enclave of Ceuta and Morocco collapsed Thursday. Quote: President Trump has long warned Europe what would happen if they continue to implement far-left globalist policies, including enabling mass migration. White House principal deputy press secretary Anna Kelly told Fox News in a statement, uh, Spain and other countries who have adopted this destructive philosophy should immediately reverse course or risk their own demise. Suiza's president formally requested a national emergency declaration Thursday after more than 2,000 migrants crossed the border from Morocco in the past 10 days. The video showed chaotic scenes of migrants pouring into the Spanish territory. Uh, videos show hordes of apparently military-aged men smiling and posing for cameras, some carrying swimming flippers and sprinting through the streets as authorities struggled to corral the unruly masses. Uh, let's check this clip. Look at that shit, bro. Look at that, bro. I would think it was a fucking invasion happening, bro.
Look at that shit.
And then there's an up-close video because, I mean, you know, it's hard to kind of tell what's happening there, right? Sure, it's a shit ton of people. Look at this though, there's a better image for you. Now let's play a quick game, man. You know that game like Where's Waldo, right? Can you, can you show me where the young women and children are?
Yeah, it's all dudes anywhere. All military-age dudes anywhere.
Any women? Any children? I don't see any.
And what are these guys off to do? Do they got jobs and places to live, or are they gonna hang out on the street and harass people, fucking steal shit, steal food, and fuck with people?
I think they're gonna go try to find the women and children.
Yeah.
It's fucking disgusting, dude. You have one of the— like, and I've never been to Spain personally. I've seen the photos. It looks beautiful. It looks absolutely beautiful. This does not look like Spain. No, I don't think that looks like a UNICEF commercial.
This looks like Spanish Lake.
That's not what it's supposed to look like, dude. And the craziest part about this is the president, uh, let me get his official title, um, yeah, the president, um, he had this to say, quote, the West needs people. Currently, few of its countries, uh, have a rising population growth rate, Sanchez wrote in a February op-ed in the New York Times. Unless they embrace migration They will experience a sharp demographic decline that will prevent them from keeping their economies and public services afloat. Their gross domestic product will stagnate. Their public healthcare and pension systems will suffer. Neither AI nor robots will be able to prevent this outcome. The only option to avoid decline is to integrate migrants in the most orderly and effective way possible. That's what he had to say, this fucking chode.
So he's just like all for it.
He's all for it, bro. All for it. And in fact, if we don't do it, we're going to die. Our country will decline.
Yeah.
So, you know, because we're not making love with our women and producing children, we have to import the third world to do so.
That's funny that they say that because where are the women? So he's essentially saying exactly that. We're letting these men in to come in and reproduce with your women. That's exactly what he's saying, bro.
It's fucking exactly— there's not— there was not one— there's not one woman in that fucking image. No, there's not one.
We're letting these men in to increase the population. There's no women with them, so these men are being brought in so they can mate with your women. That's what he's saying. And dude, people just lay down and fucking take it.
Just take it. Open hearts, dude. Yeah, open hearts. Gotta have it, man. You know, you said something earlier too, like, where's the— where's the climate change piece at? You know what I'm saying? Like, like, how is it a good idea on any society to influx that amount of people and not think it's not going to stress the local resources there, right?
They know it is.
So where are all the climate activists? Because climate activists, I feel like they should be against this shit, right? Like, you would think, you would think. I like AC. Those guys don't like AC. But if they come here, I'm not going to be able to have AC. That doesn't work. I want AC.
Well, I mean, dude, at the end of the day, like, I don't know how you could be a a male in Spain and not hear what we just heard? Like, who are they supposed to reproduce with?
Bro, fucking goats. I don't know. Yeah, like, like, bro, that's like what? Like real shit though, bro. Like real shit. We're fucking— we go downtown to the Mississippi River, okay? And we see this shit right here.
We turn— I'm turning the fuck around, bro.
That is fucking insane. That's insane. But this opens up a whole nother bigger thing, bro, because, you know, these people, they didn't swim all the way from, from Morocco, right? We know statistically that's not right. They took boats over. Well, who paid for those boats? Who, who is pushing Who's pushing that? Who's providing the resources for those fucking people to even cross that fucking— that body of water to get there? Who's paying for the fuel on that boat? Are these just fucking, you know—
you know, are you asking?
I'm asking. Oh, I'm sure they have names. Yeah, I'm sure they have, you know, nice fancy organizations. I'm sure that— I'm sure they're out there. Those boats didn't just magically appear. We know damn sure they didn't make the fucking boats and then crossed them. Like, that ain't happening. How'd they get there? Yeah.
I mean, I think we all know, like, who's been pushing this fucking migration shit and what country it is. It's the same country that is fucking everything up in Western civilization. You know, this mass migration is good for everybody but Israel.
Right.
And I bet if you track down, I bet if you track down who's paying for the boats and who's paying for the fuel and who's paying for the shit, I'll bet you that it would lead back to Israel at least 1 or 2, 3 degrees from separation.
Oh my God, man, this shit's crazy, man. Shit's crazy, guys. Jump down in this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said, let's get to our third and final headline, shall we? Headline number 3. Gotta go to Seattle for this one. Sophie's in trouble again. I'm sorry. I don't know how this keeps happening. She's actually not in trouble, but the owner of the Seattle Storm is. Headline reads, WNBA fines Seattle Storm and suspends co-owner after she cursed out teenage girls. For supporting Sophie Cunningham and women's sports. So the WNBA has suspended Seattle Storm minority co-owner Celeste Keeton, who is this lady right here. Okay. She is the— boy, I bet those scissors are dull, bro.
Look at them. They all look the same.
Oh, fuck, dude. They're not.
Yeah, yeah, they always look the same. Oh man, they always look the fucking same, bro.
So, so this, this is, uh, Celeste Keeton, okay? She's the minority co-owner of, uh, of the team, um, but, uh, she's been suspended and fined, uh, and prevented from attending the team's next 5 home games after she berated 2 teenage girls from supporting Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham, her defense of women's sports. The league also imposed an undisclosed fine on the Storm following the ugly confrontation at Tuesday's night game at Seattle Climate Pledge Arena. Um, now confrontation happened Tuesday night, um, during the Storm's home loss to the Fever at Climate Pledge Arena. The teenage girls wore XX and XY athletic shirts highlighting biological sex, and then they held a sign that read, "Thank you, Sophie, for speaking up for girls." Um, now it didn't— it wasn't even just the co-owner that started some shit with these teenage girls. Um, some of the fans, uh, they started heckling these teens. Check this clip out. That douchebag right there, this guy right here. Yep, that guy. I'm pretty sure that's another dude next to him to the after him. They're heckling teenage girls.
The girls are holding the camera.
Correct.
Starts calling them garbage, tells security take the trash out.
Where's that lady though?
So there was no video of that, but the girls, uh, they had, uh, they were interviewed, uh, after that whole ordeal. This is what they had to say.
Well, we were just sitting there with their signs that said like, uh, we love Sophie, like thank you Sophie for speaking up. And so we were holding on, just watching the game again with We were being super great. We hadn't said anything to anyone else. We were being super respectful. We were just holding our signs and cheering for both teams. And this lady, older lady, comes up to us and she comes up to us and at first I think she's gonna be nice and she asks like, "What are you guys doing?" Something like that. Yeah. And then it was like, "Jesus loves everyone." That's what she told us. And I was like, "Oh, I know." Like, I'm religious, like I know. I thought she was gonna be nice. Yeah. And she's like, "Oh, I hope Jesus can forgive you." you for what sin you've done and like something like that. And then she told us that we were effing insane and she's like, and she went like this. Yeah, she's like, you better stop this and stop pulling this. Yeah. And for you guys, I hope God can save you. Yeah, she said for you to come here and pull this shit.
Yeah, she said the word. Yeah. Did she say effing insane or the fuck? No, she's— yeah, she said the word. Nobody around you spoke up for you? No, no.
I will say, honestly, when I came over You were in tears.
Yeah, I've never been yelled at like that. I mean, I've had people hate on me on the internet, but like, it doesn't really affect me as much because it's just people online. But that just took me by surprise because I thought she was going to be nice, and then she starts like screaming at us.
Okay, so who's insane here? Let's play a game.
Yeah.
Okay, who's insane?
I like games.
The teenage girls who are saying thank you, Sophie, for saying that grown men should not be in women's sports, or the 70-year-old lesbian who is yelling at them saying that men belong in sports. If men belong in fucking the WNBA, why don't you go sign LeBron James, bitch?
He was open.
Okay, he's a free agent.
Right? That's right. Right. That's right.
Like, Let's be fucking real. Who's fucking insane here?
Yeah.
Okay. It's not these young girls. These young girls understand exactly what the fuck is going on. You don't. Okay. And, and dude, you know, that's that. There's no arguing it past that. You're the fucking insane one. And you know, to try and leverage Jesus into this is— Jesus may love everyone, but I bet you Jesus would say, that men shouldn't play sports with women in the WNBA. I bet you he'd say that. I think Jesus is a pretty common sense dude.
Yeah, that's a fair—
yeah, I don't, I don't think he would say, hey, I hate you for thinking, you know, for having a mental disability and thinking that you're a woman. But he'd probably say, uh, nah, I'm here to watch the women play.
That's right.
I think Jesus would say that.
He wouldn't say—
I don't speak for Jesus.
That's right.
I'm not the official Jesus spokesperson, clearly. There are many more qualified people than me. Yeah, but I think from what I know about Jesus, which is a little bit.
Yeah.
All right. I'm sure he's got some qualms with me too. All right. But I'm pretty sure that Jesus knows the difference between a man and a woman. And I'm pretty sure Jesus would say those girls are right and you're wrong.
Yeah.
Okay. So like to even try to leverage that is absurd. And you know what they always do? We always say this. When they can't win an argument with logic and fact, they resort to calling names and social posturing and moral pressure. Okay. And lady, you don't have the moral high ground. No one believes that shit anymore. No one gives a fuck about your fucking progressive bullshit outside of Seattle or where the fuck you're from.
So only thing, only high pressure she's got, that blood pressure.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
It's, it's whatever. I will say this, Sophie Cunningham is easily the biggest star in WNBA right now.
Oh, for sure.
And I think she might be the biggest star in fucking sports for sure.
I mean, did she— so she tweeted this out for these young girls. She said, quote, I truly believe there is a safe space and love for everybody. Biological girls, biological boys, trans women and trans men. Everyone is welcome at my table. You can disagree and still be kind. Bravo to those girls for standing up for what they believe. You'll be hearing from me soon. Yay for GIFs. Truly embarrassing of the co-owner. Unfortunately shows the type of leader she is. Again, keeping it classy. I'm with it. Um, she, but, but this lady needs to, she just needs to stop and go sharpen her scissors.
First of all, I mean, real talk, if that's the way you're going to treat your fucking fans and that's the way you're going to behave, she should be removed as an owner.
Yeah.
Okay. Like, and by the way, she's a minority owner, which tells me because like, dude, makes it even worse. Yeah, dude, look, the— all these sports teams have these little fractional ownerships that you can buy. Okay. So that you could tell people you're an owner.
That's right.
All right. So there's a big majority ownership group and then they do these little like raises where they get like the influential people in the community to buy a very small fraction And then funny enough, those are the people that run around telling everybody they're the fucking owner.
That's right.
Right.
That's right.
And she's one of these people.
So, like, I own the Seattle store.
Exactly. Exactly. I heard her say it when she paid fucking, you know, I don't even know what— I don't know because I don't want to make it up, but she paid— she's not the fucking majority owner. Probably not the fucking owner.
It's like $20.
Okay. Yeah, yeah. And in the WNBA, it might be. But my point is, is like, that's a normal thing for sports teams. Okay. They will go around to the local entrepreneurs who are doing well and they will say, oh, well, you can buy a fractional piece of this, which is 0.00001% for, you know, a million bucks. And you get to say you're an owner and you get to go to the owner's suite once a year. And then these people run around telling everybody they own the fucking basketball team, bro.
You know, I would— she's also— I guarantee you, I would not be surprised if she was the, uh, her HOA president. You know what I'm saying? She's giving major HOA vibes. You know what I'm saying? The haircut by itself, but like, listen, it's the vest. Do you see the vest?
These people, these people have never been told no.
No.
They've learned that if they get loud and they bully people, they get their way. Okay? And just again, like we're talking about, when people are like this, the only way that they ever learn is by standing up to them, right? And I give these young girls a lot of credit for saying what the fuck they want to say, you know.
Oh, you— what would you have told her if she came up to you? What would you say?
I don't think I would have— I would have looked at her like, the fuck are you talking about?
That's right.
I mean, dude, I don't, I don't, I don't have a problem telling people to eat shit right to their face. Like, I've never had a problem with that.
I just looked it up. She probably owns less than 1.5%.
Yeah, there you go. Exactly what I said.
Amongst the minority owners, her name is not listed.
Yeah. And if I were in that group of owners, I'd kick her the fuck out.
Yeah.
Because she's running around all Seattle talking about how she owns the team, acting like that everywhere she goes.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
The fuck out of here.
Your team didn't even win. That would be different. Yeah. I'm saying, because you just trash talking, The fuck, man. Oh, that sweater is infectious. I bet she's a sweet lady. The one right there in the middle, bro. They know ball.
That lady, that lady, you know what that lady does for a living? You could tell, right? What do you think she does for a living?
I can't answer, Andy. You're gonna get me in trouble.
No, you're not.
I would say an HOA secretary.
She's a fucking women's gym coach. Oh yeah, 100%.
She's an elementary gym.
I bet if you look back in her history, she was a fucking PE teacher.
Yeah, she was. Yeah. Oh man, I bet you. Come on, ladies, let's go shower.
She was a PE teacher or a fucking softball coach. Oh, bro.
Oh, bro. Fuck.
I promise I'm right.
Even if you're wrong, you're right.
Yeah.
Fuck, man.
And if I'm wrong, she should have been.
Yeah, man. Shout out Sophie.
Yeah, man. I love Sophie.
She's the GOAT. She's the GOAT. Love it, guys.
Did you track it down? Are you looking? I'm looking for it.
Yeah. She's a PE teacher.
Back in that early life, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, man.
Guys, what's her name?
Uh, Celeste. Celeste Keaton.
Yeah, Celeste started out coaching gym class at, you know, inspiring George Washington Junior High, inspiring the next generation of lesbians. That's what she did.
Okay, all right, don't put that one.
I guarantee it, bro. I would— I guarantee it. I guarantee it. She just looks— she has that look, dude. Oh yeah, she drives— she drives a fucking Subaru, 100%. No offense to you guys, there's some cool Subarus, but only one.
Oh yeah, that's right, that's right.
And on the whole, yeah, she drives a Forester.
Oh yeah, it's got a coexist sticker. That's what Mike—
it's funny, they gotta— she's gotta coexist, but she yells at everybody disagrees with her. You ever notice the coexist people that drive the fucking cars are the ones that flip you off and shit?
Oh, they're the worst.
They're the meanest ones.
They got a lot of road rage.
Like, dude, it's like, it's like they put all these labels on— love, peace, coexist— and they're like, fuck you if you don't agree. That's right, motherfucker.
Why though?
Because you fucking fascist.
The Subaru's safety ratings are amongst the highest, so they know if somebody does like hit their car, they're safe. You know what I'm saying?
I don't know. I don't know. All I know, all I know is that The older I get, the less I relate to the entire earth.
Yeah.
What was she, Z?
Her previous employment is not public.
Yeah, that's because she was a fucking gym teacher.
That's right. Nobody possess it out.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
WLB is not publicly documented.
Let me tell you how I know. Let me tell you how I know. Go back to the picture.
Okay. Which one?
You want the one where they're holding the trophy?
Okay.
All right. She's in the middle, right?
Yep.
Okay.
No, no, no. She's on the right. She won the second from the right. This one here.
Oh, that's her.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, shit. I was talking about the first one.
Oh, I mean, bro, they look the same. They look the same.
I know. I can't tell, bro. They all do. They do look all the same. It's like I was going to say, because you see how her shorts are.
Oh, yeah.
See how her shorts are? Listen, you're only— you only get used to your shorts being that way if you're like working out and shit all the time where it doesn't bother you.
Yep.
Otherwise you would notice it. And so she's so conditioned to it. That lady was a gym teacher.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
I don't know who that lady is, but she was— she must be the coach or something.
Yeah, whatever, man. They fucking hate everybody.
Those are definitely PE teachers.
I bet. I bet, dude. What do you think their conversation is like when they're like— like it's just them? Like they're—
they're—
listen, they're hating on everybody, bro. They hate everyone.
Well, saw another black move in my neighborhood this week.
That's what they're saying amongst themselves, for sure.
Yeah.
But then they show up at the Black Pride shit because they're like, I'm not racist.
That's right.
I'm not fucking racist. Can't live with me, but I'm not racist.
We're going to Olive Garden to celebrate.
Yeah. Come into our country, but you can't live with me. Yeah, but I know. But come on in. But live with someone else.
Like, Fuck, dude, they all look like PE teachers now. I can't get over that.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Fuck. Oh yeah. How many visors do you think they all own collectively? Okay.
All right. That's enough. That's enough.
Those motherfuckers got a collection of visors that's bigger than Nike. They do.
They're up there.
They're up there in that area, bro. That's probably why Nike still makes visors.
Yeah. Who's keeping them in business?
Oh yeah.
These ladies right here. Yeah, that's right.
No, that's like a poker visor, bro. There's only two kinds of people that wear fucking— there's three kinds of people that wear visors. There's these kind of people.
That's right.
Okay, then there's black people. Wait, wait, we know black football coaches wear visors.
Okay. Yeah.
And then there's Chads. The Chads on the golf course with the guys that wear like khaki shorts but long sleeve button-up shirts.
They golf with their wife. They have—
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. They all look the same too, like It's a— it's, you know, you know what I'm talking about, bro. They all— they all grew up in Alabama. Like, they all got the Bama cut. It's like the brush to the side hair. And they all wear button-up shirts with some sort of like plaid design or whatever on it. And— and they're long sleeve. And like, long sleeve shirts and shorts is not a look, bro. No, like, don't do that.
No.
And they got their shit tucked in.
Okay, they got pocket full of zins.
They got like Birkenstocks or some shit on, right?
Huh? Sperry's.
Okay, whatever, man.
Sperry's.
And they wear a visor.
Yeah.
You know, and then they let their hair stick out of the top of the visor.
Hold on, I got to find a picture.
You know what I'm talking about? I think those are the top 3 people that wear visors. You know, once every 15 years, you know, you'll get a visor. You're like, oh, that's cool. You put it on, you're like, no. Yeah, bro, that was a thing for a long time, wearing the visor upside down. Yeah, there he is. There he is. He's wearing a long sleeve shirt.
There he is. Southern visor white dude. Yes, that's it.
Yes, yes. See, there he is again. I look over there, there's a black football coach. I told you, bro. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you I don't fucking miss, bro. Look at it right there in a pink fucking shirt. That's what I'm talking about. Fuck, I don't miss, bro. Those three fucking groups of people are keeping visors in fucking play. Yes. Yes.
Goddamn it, Andy.
Yes.
You know who loves visors?
Who? Sal?
No.
Oh, no.
Sal loves bladed Oakleys. Yeah. Sal started wearing Blade Oakleys when he was like playing baseball and just never fucking quit. That's his thing.
Permanent.
Now, you know who likes them though, for real?
Who?
Willie.
Okay, well, he's a black coach.
Yeah, yeah, but Willie's got like swag to him. Yeah, so it like, he, he rocks it. It looks good. He like gets mad at me because we don't make fucking 1P visors. I guess I'm gonna make him. He'd be the only customer. I know, I'll have to make them. Like, we'll have to get him a couple like one-offs.
Yeah. Fuck, man. Yeah, man. Well, ladies, keep those scissors.
But I would say out of those 3 groups, the gym coach lesbians are wearing the most.
Oh yeah, for sure. They rock the fuck out of those things. Yeah, man. Guys, jumping on this convo, let's come down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, it is time. We have arrived. Final segment of the show, guys. We have Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. This is where we bring a headline in, we talk about it, We vote on it and then we give it one of these two options. Now, in the theme of basketball, do you like basketball, Andy?
Not really.
Not really? Yeah.
No, not really.
Okay. Um, well, you know who had an idea? It wasn't me, so I'm not going to take credit for it. St. Louis might be getting an NBA team. We heard this.
No.
Oh yeah. Uh, could the NBA's Portland Trailblazers move to St. Louis.
That's going to be a culture shock. You know what I'm saying? These dudes up there eating fucking granola and shit. Now they come down here and they got to fucking—
they're gonna be— instead of dodging blocks, they're dodging bullets.
Yeah.
Well, nah, man.
Portland's got like a bunch of meth heads.
Basketball's big here, dude. I mean, there's a lot of good basketball players come out of St. Louis.
You know we like basketball. Yeah.
Yeah, we— all right, well anyway, is this true?
This is— well, so there's definitely talks about it and there's some serious conversations that are being had. Um, as uncertainty grows over the Portland Trail Blazers' long-term future in Oregon, some basketball fans may begin to wonder whether St. Louis could enter the conversation for an NBA team in the future. The Trail Blazers lease—
we had an NBA team, we did, 60 years ago, fucking Hawks.
Was it the Hawks? Yeah, I thought it was the Spirit of St. Louis or something like that.
They're the Hawks now.
Oh, now the Atlanta Hawks, that's right. Uh, the Trailblazers lease at Moda Center is set to expire in 2030, and tension is brewing between franchise's, uh, new owner and local politicians on how to move forward. The standoff between local officials and Trailblazers owner Tom Dundon, who acquired the team in March for an estimated $4 billion,, revolves around funding to renovate the Moda Center. Jason Quick of The Athletic reports, despite the city issuing a proposed term sheet, a team source believes they, uh, the sides are very far apart on a lease agreement. With questions surrounding the team's future in Portland, there is fresh speculation about possible relocation destinations, including St. Louis. Trail Blazers have played at the Moda Center near the Willamette River since 1995. The team has maintained a trending presence across the sports world due to the rise of stars like LaMarcus Aldridge and Damian Lillard, most recently the acquisition of former Memphis Grizzlies superstar Ja Morant.
I didn't know he was with them now. That guy's good.
He's fucking good. Yeah, St. Louis has now gone nearly 60 years without a professional basketball team in the city when the NBA Hawks franchise moved from St. Louis to Atlanta in '68. Despite the loss, St. Louis has maintained a popular basketball presence and has been home to the rise of several NBA stars, including NBA champion Jason Jason Tatum, Bradley Beal, and Larry Hughes.
There's been other ones too. Yeah.
Um, although it's unclear how strongly the Trail Blazers would consider St. Louis as a possible relocation destination and how much St. Louis city officials are interested, there are a few factors that might attract the team to relocate to the Gateway Arch. Um, one of those being, um, is Richard Schaffitz. Um, so prominent St. Louis business leader and philanthropist Richard Schaffitz recently joined the Trail Blazers. Ownership group with Dundon when he acquired the team. While Shafitz's involvement is significant, that would only be a small piece of a much larger puzzle to determine whether St. Louis could become a realistic destination. Now, there's been some renderings of what this could look like. Um, oh yeah.
Oh, for real?
Oh, you thought I was going to do some racist shit?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
I mean, St. Louis Trailblazers sounds all right.
It doesn't sound too bad.
I mean, this is the Gateway to the West. That's the whole thing here.
Trailblazing, Yeah, yeah, I'm with it.
I mean, dude, you know, I, I don't know, man. Like, I would love to see it. I think it'd be cool. Even though I'm not a massive basketball fan, I think it'd be cool to have.
Yeah.
My only thing is, dude, if our city would just like get serious about cleaning up downtown, bro, and keeping the crime down, bro, we could have an amazing— I mean, dude, St. Louis is an amazing city.
Yeah.
But like, we're not but 3 or 4 steps away from really having, you know, a bustling city that could be—
I mean, it's a beautiful city, bro.
There's lots of there's lots of things to do. It's— it's— there's lots of culture, there's lots of food, there's lots of places that, you know, it's a rich old American city that is really not far away from being one of the great American cities if we would just take cleaning up.
Yep.
Seriously.
Yep.
You know, and one of the things about St. Louis that I love is that, you know, people and you don't understand this unless you're like truly from St. Louis, but like there's a, there's a civic pride here that even, even when things are not good, there's a civic pride here and a cultural unity that is just like, it's just different than any other place I've been. And it's really cool. Like, like people from St. Louis love to support people from St. Louis.
100%.
And I think it would be really cool. Like, dude, the soccer team's doing great.
Doing amazing.
Yeah, and people love going. They've, they've run a great organization. Like, the stadium's amazing. I mean, this would be pretty cool. I mean, like I said, it's not my thing. I would go to the games though. Yeah, you know, I'd probably sponsor it and shit, you know, and like do all the things that we do. But like, that would be exciting, bro.
My— that's my thing. I don't think it— I don't see it being in the city though. I think it needs to go somewhere. Well, Chesterfield.
Well, I don't know, like Like, you know, like when the Rams were here, right? So in sports, the thing that drives attendance is not whether or not the team actually wins. It's, are, is there the hope of them winning?
That's right.
Okay. Like the Cardinals are one of the greatest franchises in pro sports because there is at least most of the time a hope that they're going to win. Like, it's— it's— they're never like— they're never like— maybe a year or two they might be in the last place or second to last, but usually they're competitive, right? Right. The Blues, the same way. The Blues have only won one Stanley Cup, but like, it feels like we won like fucking 15. Yeah, but typically, typically they're— they're competitive, and that makes people rally around it. When the Rams were here, They intentionally sunk the fucking performance of the team where we had like the losingest record of any team over that course of years in history.
Right.
Okay. So that they could have a reason to move. And then what happened when they move? Oh, the same owners. Now they're winning and shit again, right? They could have been winning the whole time. The— with the football team, I think one of the reasons that, you know, besides beers being $20 and shit, right? But I think one of the reasons that it never really, really, really got going, you know, even though we did win a Super Bowl and we went to another one, like there was no area to tailgate. Okay. Like when you went down to tailgate, it was like sectioned off into these little like parking lots, right? When you go to like Kansas City, the tailgate is this huge open lot where everybody's tailgating. It's like a huge event, right? And that's what creates the camaraderie in the fandom and the fanatic, you know, fans that come in and they're diehard. And we just never had that with the team being downtown, you know. So like, I know we know an NFL team would work here, but I don't think it would work without a dedicated tailgate area such as, you know, one big parking lot, like all spread out, you know what I mean?
It's safe.
Well, yeah, that's another thing.
This one's like, dude, it's too hot, man. It's too hot. Yeah. So I mean, I don't know. I think it'd be cool to see.
Yeah, it'd be cool to see. I kind of, I kind of like the color scheme.
Yeah.
I mean, it's kind of cool. I like, I think the blue one would be cooler. The blue color scheme.
Yeah.
But yeah, bro, exactly. Like, dude, it would, it would, it would create a lot because we have a large urban community that I think would be, you know, instead of dedicating themselves to, you know, selling fucking drugs, they'd be playing basketball. You know, it would bring a lot of, a lot of youth programs and you'd have these guys who are NBA players running youth programs. Like, it would be a great thing for the fucking city, dude.
Yeah, I think it'd be sick.
It'd be really cool.
It'd be sick. So we shall see.
We got some time. Well, I hope it happens.
Yeah, man. Thumbs up for this one though, man.
Uh, guys, Andy, have you ever been to a pro game?
I've never been. Me neither. Pro basketball?
I haven't either.
I thought you did go to a couple.
No, I've never— I've never been to a pro basketball game.
Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it.
I'm down. I've never been, like, I've—
no, yeah, I don't even have like a team, you know what I'm saying? Like, I've just never been like into it, but I would love to see it. I think it'd be sick.
Yeah, I don't have a team either, like at all.
No, none. We are also might be getting a pro, uh, softball team here.
I know that.
That's fucking—
they were here. Yeah, they were here the other night. I think that would be cool.
I think that'd be sick. Yeah, we have the potential, dude.
Yeah, man, we just got to get our civics together downtown, you know? Like, it's— look, dude, we just got it. We just got cleaned up a little bit.
Yeah, that's real, man. That's real, man. But guys, Andy, that's all I got.
All right, guys, well, don't be a hoe.
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