Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze.
Fuck up boat, fuck up stove.
Counted millions in the cold.
Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her own bankroll. Can't fold.
That's a no. Headshot. Case closed.
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That's right. Yeah, there's some truth to that.
No shit.
There's some fucking truth to that.
What's going on?
What's going on, Doc?
Nothing.
Yeah, man.
It's getting hot in here.
It's nice, man. How's outside? Outside cool?
It's nice, dude.
Yes.
I almost rode today, but I just didn't really feel like getting all my shit on.
Yeah, it's a process for sure. Yeah, it's a process. Yeah. Yeah, man. You know, things are well, things are good. You want to remind people?
I'll put all my shit on when it's 110 degrees outside. No problem. But when it's fucking 75, it's a pain in the ass.
Is it only 75 out there?
It's like 78 or something.
Damn. There we— it's some nice weather right now. Yeah. Cash me ousside. How about that? Yeah. You know what that is?
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Yeah, motherfucker. Get on the ground, motherfucker.
That's right.
Get on the ground, you black motherfucker.
All right.
That's my haircut, bro.
Is that what it is?
That's what we call that haircut.
Yeah.
It's called the Highway Patrol. All right, what's going on?
It's gonna be great, dude. It's gonna be awesome. I'm excited.
Got me a Paradise Punch, dude.
I want the watermelon, bro. We all know, no pun intended. Yeah, I'm serious, and I can't fucking find them.
There's one right there.
They're not cold. Oh, and I didn't know if that was like a special one, you know what I'm saying?
Like, we got grape too.
I mean, because I got one, but like, you know, they're like, oh, you gotta put it up there so people can see it, you know? Who said that?
I'm drinking Paradise Punch. It's my favorite one. Well, it's my second favorite.
Watermelon is gas.
Watermelon is good, dude.
Like, it's fucking— what's better than— what's number one for you?
I— Screaming Freedom is my favorite.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that Bomb Pop.
Typical.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As you would.
I know, it's very white supremacist.
That's right. Yeah, I thought you would go with the Silver Lightning, but you know.
Yeah, well, if we would have called it White Lightning, probably.
Yeah, that's what what it is. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, fuck, man, we're rolling. Uh, we got a lot to talk about today. Uh, there is a lot of, uh, there's a lot of— there's a lot, uh, that's happening. Um, but before we get into that, wanted to, you know, break it off nice and easy. Uh, you like football, you played football, I like football. Um, you know, when the Rams left St. Louis— I also play football.
Yeah.
Uh, very well. You know, when the Rams left, dude, there was a vacuum here.
Yeah.
For a minute. It hurt a lot of people's feelings.
Yeah.
You know, Battle Hawks, not really the same. I've never been to a game.
I don't know. Apparently they're pretty good and people like going to the game.
They are really good.
Yeah, I think they run a good operation.
I've heard really good things.
I just have not been to a game either.
Can't experience myself. I have not experienced it, you know. But at the same time, you know, we have another football team here in Missouri. Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah, right. Which I've also not experienced, you know.
Really?
Fucking St. Louis. Yeah.
No, you never been to a Chiefs game?
Never been to a Chiefs game.
Holy shit, dude. I didn't know that.
And I don't know why.
Like, these games are fucking awesome.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just— I've never felt like they were my team, you know what I'm saying? Like, being—
they don't have to be. The whole experience of going to the game is probably the best, one of the best, if not the best experiences, maybe Green Bay. Okay. Right.
Like, yeah, but the whole— there with that.
Oh yeah, dude, it's awesome. It would be like going to Wrigley Field or, or Fenway Park or something like that.
Okay. Yeah. Who else? Uh, the Vikings. Like, they have a nice atmosphere in there, but I think the Buccaneers probably take the cake up there, or down there I should say, Tampa Bay, because they had that fucking pirate ship and shit. Like, the atmosphere.
Yeah, it's different. It's— yeah, Kansas City and Green Bay are like old school football.
Mm. Okay.
The fucking tailgate at Kansas City is— it's awesome. And then you go in the game. I mean, dude, it's badass.
It's an experience.
Yeah.
Well, they're leaving Kansas City.
Yeah, they're going to Kansas, right?
Yeah, they're going like 10 minutes away. Yeah. But they are leaving. And we are now getting the first look at their remarkable new $3 billion stadium.
Yeah.
I can't even comprehend how a stadium would cost $3 billion. That just sounds like a fucking lot, right? Um, but we got the renderings and wanted to see what your, uh, what your thoughts are. So, um, there are these new renderings out. Um, quote, today we are excited to show Chiefs Kingdom a first look at our new home, owner Clark Hunt, uh, said in a team statement accompanying the renderings of the 70,000-seat domed Stadium. From the beginning, our goal has been to build something great, uh, something that improved the game day experience for every single fan. The new— this new stadium will do just that. Um, so first looks, here we go.
It's indoor or is it convertible?
I think it is convertible. Oh, I think it is like the top's retractable or something like that, or breathable, something.
Um, I don't like it.
I don't see $3 billion.
Yeah, I don't like it. Well, I mean, dude, look, there's, there's inflation, there's devaluation of the dollar. I mean, a billion dollars is $2 billion, you know what I mean?
Like, literally.
Yeah, I know. So it's, you know, not everybody's adjusted their mindset to what things cost yet, but that's the reality. The, um, I don't like it. I don't like it.
Yeah, I feel like they, they could have They could have done better.
I don't like it, dude. It's too newish and like, hmm, I don't know, man.
Brutalist. Is this—
I don't know. Like, dude, I don't know, man. Like, football is supposed to be fucking football. Like, you're supposed to go there. It's supposed to be, you know, you're in the weather, you know, like, I don't know. Yeah.
It's like first look gay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
I'm not impressed. They call it Chiefs Stadium.
Kingdom.
That doesn't make sense.
Yeah, you have kingdoms.
That's what I'm saying.
They had mounds and shit.
Yeah. You know, like, what are we going to call it? Fucking, you know, like, oh, how bad can I be right now? Whatever, man. I don't really— I mean, like, it doesn't make sense. The name doesn't make sense.
Yeah, it could have been Chief's Council or some shit. Like, I don't know. Fucking— it ain't a kingdom, though.
No, that's like European.
And yeah, that's our shit. Yeah, well, your shit, you know, it's our shit.
Come on, I'll share.
Yeah, man. Like, I feel like it could have been like— there's nothing— it doesn't align. It's not— it's not— it doesn't feel on brand, you know?
Nah.
Now again, I mean, their current stadium looks like dog shit, so I mean, yeah, but I'm sure this is enough.
That's part of the appeal of it. Okay, that's part of it. You go to it, it's, it's old, crumbling and shit. Yeah, like, they should just keep repairing it, dude. Like, what would fucking Fenway Park be if they remade Fenway Park, right? It'd be fucking stupid.
It'd be gay. Yeah, it'd be gay. You can't do it. Now, I will say, you know, the Cardinals done great with Busch Stadium. Yeah, like Busch Stadium.
Yeah, but the old Busch Stadium was terrible too. Yeah, like, it was— the old Busch Stadium was one of those like mixed stadiums, you know? Like, yeah, everybody was kind of building the same thing. Yeah, there was nothing special about it. The new Busch Stadium is awesome. It's fucking sick.
Yeah, it's fucking sick.
But it has baseball culture to it. For sure. I'm saying you go there, you know, you're at a dedicated baseball park. It feels classic. It feels like America's game. You know, like when I think of football, I think of like the Green Bay Packers and like they go there and they sit on bleachers. Right. I don't think of like, you know, VIP in-seat wait service, like, like, dude, you know, at this point in my life, when I go to games, that's the shit that I— that we do, right? We go to boxes and that shit. I don't know, man. Like, I think that, you know, and then how unaffordable is this going to make the fucking tickets for the regular everyday fan?
Yeah, no shit.
You know what I mean? Like, I don't know.
Somebody's paying for that.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
It's just not— I don't know, man.
I know Chris is hurting.
I know they all—
this is his team, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm indifferent about the Chiefs. I like them because they're here and I'm happy to have a team to kind of root for. But NFL football is just not my— it's never been my thing anyway.
I'd rather root for Mizzou.
Yeah, well, it's not even that, dude. College is getting that way too with the NIL. Yeah, like I used to love the purity of, of college football.
Young athletes just—
yes, just trying to make it, dude. Just waiting for their chance, working hard, trying to make it. And now it's different. You know, they're looking for the best deal, just like the pros, and they're going here and there. And how many athletes is NIL ruining? Because, you know, it has so many, you know, like you never really learn to be a part of the team because everybody's switching in the transfer portal, you know, every year for a better deal. It's just, I don't know, dude. I think there's a lot of things wrong with sports right now.
Hmm.
Not happy.
Yeah, not really.
We should get into pickleball.
It's a big deal, guys.
Jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Uh, also, side note, guys, start, uh, submitting your, uh, your, uh, questions for Q&A to be on the live show. Um, you guys can click the link in the description right now and submit those. We are bringing the live Q&As back, um, where you guys will be able to chance to literally ask your questions. So Drop that link down in the comments, and you guys can check all the links, uh, for these articles, pictures, links, videos we're about to go through as well down in the comments. That being said, shall we?
We shall.
Let's begin. Headline 1: Houthis claim 2 attacks on Red Sea Saudi oil tankers as U.S. completes the 12th night of strikes. Uh, so this has still been rolling. You got the, the, the American-Iran War happening right now. Uh, it's a full-fledged— Israel is not fighting for Israel. It's not happening. Um, and this is, uh, the 12th consecutive night of strikes against Iranian infrastructure, military and civilian, by the way. They're now starting to target some power plants and things of that nature. Um, AP reports that fighting for control of vital shipping lanes in the Gulf region shows no sign of lessening, and if Anything is now broadening with Houthi involvement, opening, uh, opening up a new checkpoint across the Red Sea. Uh, now Donald Trump tweeted, uh, truth this out, um, in a statement saying, quote, from this point forward, anytime the Islamic Republic of Iran shoots at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, whether it may be by missile, rocket, drone, or any other device or weapon, the United States will bomb and destroy one bridge or power plant, including those located next to or in the capital city of Tehran. Thank you for your attention to this matter, President Donald J.
Trump. Now, you, you know, uh, one of my favorite holidays is Christmas, right? You know, you know that song, it's like, on the 12th day of Christmas. Yeah, you know, on the 12th day of strikes, you know what they gave to us? An integration of United States military and Israel's military, because that's what the talk of the town is. Um, and this, this has a lot of people hyped. And so I think it's important we dive through this, we be real with it, we call spades spades. We look at the actual pieces of this. Um, but this headline reads, chaos erupts as House passes a $1.15 trillion defense bill with an Israel provision, and that we should stop stoking Jew hatred. Okay, so let's talk about this. All right, what's, what's involved in this? What's happening? This is the NDAA, which is the National Defense Authorization Act. Okay, this gets passed literally pretty much every year. This is the fiscal year for 2027, um, and it passed, uh, 216 to 212, uh, with Republicans largely supporting and Democrats mostly opposing the measure. Um, but this bill, this is an annual bill that gets passed, um, which sets the Pentagon policy and typically draws broad bipartisan support.
It only received 6 Democratic votes um, as much of the caucus objected, um, specifically here to Section 219, okay, and the Republican-backed amendments restricting transgender care and easing access to personal guns on military bases. So who knows why the Democrats really opposed it. I'm glad they did. It should have been more. Um, but here's the thing, all right, what's included in this Section, uh, 219 Um, is a provision that is going to integrate United States defense spending and infrastructure with the state of Israel. Okay. Um, and a lot of people are hot about this. Um, one of the biggest ones, uh, who's been talking is Representative Thomas Massie out of Kentucky. Um, and he's been pretty hot on this, right? Now, just for context, the United States— this has never happened in the history of this country, a special provision for another country. It's never happened, okay? United States has not done another partnership of this exact deep industrial and technological integration scale through the NDAA. Um, now we obviously have NATO, right? Um, and we have AUKUS., right, where we'll share some, you know, specific, uh, tools maybe, or ships, or certain missiles, or missile systems, right?
Um, but the nature that— what makes this agreement unique is that it mandates a Pentagon executive agent to merge research, procurement, and manufacturing sectors. It also has an advanced tech focus, which is going to focus on AI, quantum tech, biotechnology, and autonomous systems rather than traditional arms sales. Now here's a clip of it passing and it being read out.
On this vote, the yeas are 216, the nays are 212. The bill is passed without objection. A motion to reconsider is laid on the table.
Hear all that clapping and celebrating. It's great. All right, now again, internet's hot right now, um, so you know the specifics on this is that this passed in the House, okay? It is the largest military authorization in American history, okay? It creates a permanent program which cannot be destroyed, removed, or revoked. A permanent program, um, merging U.S. military technology and our supply chains with Israel's. Um, it's passed in the House. It has to go back to the Senate, so it's not law yet. It still has to go back to the Senate, um, where the Senate has to pass its own version. And that's where the fight's going next. And so, uh, the call to action right now, uh, that, you know, the tone is that people need to be starting to call their senators and saying, hey, we don't fucking want this. We don't want this.
Um, Now, in addition to this, I'm certainly going to be fucking calling my buddies. Let me tell you that right now.
I feel like everybody has.
I'm going to do that right after I got the fucking show.
This has never happened. It's never happened, right? Um, and this is a letter. This goes back to June 1st. So this is a letter that is hand-signed by Benjamin Netanyahu. This is directed to one of our, members of Congress, uh, uh, Congressman Marlon Strutzman, uh, United States House of Representatives, um, where it's basically, uh, laying out how this was planned and they had already talked about it, um, and how Bibi appreciates his enthusiastic support for the plan to develop a new memorandum of understanding with the U.S., and where he straight up says it was his plan, Bibi's plan directly.
I'm glad to receive your proposed congressional resolution endorsing my plan to shift the framework for US-Israel defense cooperation from aid to partnership.
Mm-hmm.
So he's running our country at this point.
And, you know, a lot of people like, oh, that letter's bullshit, it's fake. No. Uh, let's go to CNN real quick. They actually interviewed, uh, this, uh, congressman about that letter specifically. Let's check this clip. Congressman, you actually met with Prime Minister Netanyahu in Jerusalem last week, and you provided him with a draft House resolution that would end U.S.
financial military aid to Israel. Tell us more about your proposal and how the prime minister viewed it.
Yeah, so We had a great meeting. I tell you, the relationship between the United States and Israel is stronger than ever. And this was actually something that came from Prime Minister Netanyahu's conversation with 60 Minutes a couple of weeks ago when he said that the next MOU with the United States and Israel, he would like to see us move away from the $3.8 billion annual supplement that we, we send to Israel. We've been calling it aid to trade. Moving from an aid supplement to a trade agreement to defense agreements and a real mature partnership, because Israel has grown tremendously and their abilities and capabilities are incredible. And then they start asking a question, and it's a fair question, and even Prime Minister Netanyahu recognizes why young people are asking the question: Why are we sending this money overseas when we're struggling here at home to make ends meet? That's the sensitivity that Netanyahu realizes and says, hey, you know what, now's the time. We can take care of ourselves. Let's build a partnership, build a deeper relationship. Let's make sure that, you know, we're supporting one another and that one side's not taking from the other.
That's a mature relationship and a mature decision. And I think he realizes that. And I think it'll be helpful to younger Republican voters that they say, oh, okay, that makes sense. Now we're, you know, they're supporting themselves. We can support the United States, which we should. We need to be a strong nation. First, so that way we can stand with our allies.
That doesn't make sense, does it?
It doesn't. And I compare this to, you know, you have a girlfriend that you're having to give money to, and then you get married, so it's no longer— you know, it's not you just giving money anymore. Oh, we're married now, so it doesn't count. That's essentially what they're doing. Yeah, that's what they're doing. Yeah, they don't have to call it aid no more. Because it ain't just some, you know, this is a marriage now. My money's your money. Your money's my money. Except for you're not spending any money and it's just us.
Yeah. No shit.
It's bullshit. It's 100% bullshit. Welcome to the United States of Israel.
Yeah. Yeah.
What do you got on this, man?
I mean, these people. Are either completely corrupt, which is what I think they are, completely tone deaf, or they don't give a fuck about the people of this country. Because the sentiment of the people, both from the left and the right, is that they are tired of this association with Israel. And there are people that are supportive of this because they will support anything that the Republicans do or anything that Trump does no matter what it is. And, uh, but that's not most people. I mean, most people here are sick and tired of seeing our tax dollars be sent overseas for any cause. They're sick and tired of seeing our military be sent overseas for any cause. There is a large— there is a large portion of the United States that believes that we should be focusing on our own country, both from an, you know, infrastructure standpoint, a spending standpoint, and a military standpoint. Yeah. And that we shouldn't be involved in these issues over in the whatever, right? Wherever. It doesn't matter if it's Israel or whoever. And, you know, our country is not even close to what it could be or should be.
And I don't think people have to go very far to fucking see that. No, we have a crumbling culture. We have a diluted culture that is being diluted intentionally and destabilized intentionally by people who can be traced back to the head of the government of Israel.
And, you know, infrastructure—
this is just the next phase of them destroying America, which is what Netanyahu said he wanted to do multiple times over the past 40 years. Okay. And it just lends credence to the point that I've always said, which is we exist here in this country to serve as the big brother or the enforcer to the wants and demands and, and, you know, desires of the Israeli government. You know, when they have a conflict, we get told over here that we have to fight for democracy and freedom. Otherwise it's going to come here and take our freedom. And so people get all riled up, and if they don't get riled up, there's some sort of attack that somehow is traced back to these same people that happens that riles people up and says, okay, let's go over there. And this has happened over and over and over again. And people are— they see it and they're tired of it. And in my opinion, every single person that voted for that is a fucking traitor. That's my opinion. Yeah, they're fucking traitors. These people are elected to office. Look, dude, here's the bottom line. These people are way too comfortable, okay?
They're way too comfortable. They think they're untouchable. They think they can do whatever they want. They don't care at this point if the people don't like it. They just do it anyway. And you know, why wouldn't they? Okay. They don't need voters.
Yeah.
Look what happened to fucking Thomas Massie.
Right. Okay.
It doesn't matter what their voting record is as long as they vote along with Israel. Then they're going to get reelected because Israel is going to fund their campaign.
Mm-hmm.
All right. So that's what we're dealing with here. And these people have learned that, and they've now learned that they don't need to represent the American people, nor do they even need to pretend to. And that's a dangerous situation for a country to be in. And it's dangerous for them too, because dude, we're not that far away from people realizing exactly what's going on and people literally violently revolting against these people directly.
Dude, you know what I think about with this, right, is because you have— and, and that, that congressman alluded to it, right? Like, they know what the fucking social temperature is. He knows what young people are saying. Yeah, they know what— they know what the climate is, right?
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
And so if you, if you know that, right, like, I compare this to parenting with kids, right? Like, your kid may want to do something and the parent knows it's not in their best interest, you know, oh, they just don't know no better, it's still going to be this way.
Right.
Yeah. The United States of America, we're not in a parental relationship with this government. No, that's not how this shit works.
Right.
So if you know what the fucking social temperature is of the people, you know where they stand. We don't want— we want less, right? We don't want a deeper fucking relationship. That's not what people know.
We want an independent government that stands on the American values and the American culture for the American people and looks out for us first, which they clearly do not do.
They don't do.
They do not do it. And not only do they not do it, They don't care that we know they're not doing it.
Exactly.
And that's the problem.
Exactly, bro.
Okay. It's just like the judges who let violent offenders out over and over and over and over again and never face any repercussions themselves. And I'm going to tell you, because history says this, that that only goes so far before people get fucking tired of it and rise up and literally kill these people. Well, that's historically accurate. So I think these people are a little bit delusional about what they're going to be able to get away with and do.
Yeah.
Now, again, I mean, dude, last, last administration, we had the president of the United States fucking spitting in the face of the people saying, you could— what are you going to do? We got F-16s, right? What are you going to do?
That's right.
What are you going to do?
You need F-16s to take over.
That's the attitude of these people. You can't touch me. I'm a fucking senator. I'm a congressman. And I think it's very brazen of these people to continue to push this pro-Israel relationship knowing that the majority of the people on the left and the right are fucking not with it. That's what I think. I know if I were up there, I would be nervous about voting for this.
Dude, it's like, and again, right, to, to, it's not law yet, guys, right?
This is not, yeah, but Every single— listen, let's assume that our votes still matter, which is in the question. We're going to have to participate no matter what. Any fucking politician that associates with Israel, that has taken money from AIPAC, that votes for this should be fucking primaried and defeated in their election. It doesn't matter. Vote for the other guy. That has to happen. You know, when people say, oh, you're funny, that's cute, you think votes still matter? Well, fuck, dude, what are you ready to go? Right, you know what I'm saying?
Right, right.
Go first, bitch.
Dude, you know, the thing with this too is like, you know, because Tommy Massey, he straight up said this is, quote, a betrayal of our sovereignty.
It is.
And it is, right? And it's like, okay, and this goes back to just a very simple central question: why is a specific country getting preferential treatment to anybody else? Israel is not in NATO. Right. But this same argument could apply to Taiwan. Taiwan's not in NATO. So should we allow a special agreement with Taiwan? We should. You know what I'm saying?
Like, why?
Why does Israel— why does the government of Israel, why does the country get this special preferential treatment? Right. And then, well, you pull it back, dude, it's, it's the fucking lobbyists who have funded these fucking— like, it's— this is not—
it's deeper than that, dude. They've infiltrated our intelligence agencies. Okay.
You see what Netanyahu said about that?
No.
He was like, he was like, I was talking with, you know, one of the former CIA guys and he said, you know, the intelligence that Israel shares is worth 5 CIAs.
Impossible.
Like, yeah, the balls, man.
Listen, bro, you got JD Vance on Rogan talking about how he basically Epstein was at the head of an Israeli intelligence fucking operation, which we all knew. And if you said that you were a conspiracy theorist, well, you got the vice president of the United States on the fucking, on the biggest podcast in the world.
Saying it.
Okay, so it's not a fucking theory. That's what was happening. And during that time, all of these old corrupt people were either compromised, one, through doing shit they shouldn't have done, um, you know, compromising situations, immoral situations, or two, they pay the rest of them. So it's either the stick or the carrot. All right, you do what we say. And they've infiltrated our fucking culture and our community and our media and our press and our, our intelligence agencies to the point where they, they are literally— these people are afraid to vote against this. You understand? They're more afraid to vote against this than they are to face the wrath of the American people.
Yeah.
So what would cause that? What would that take? Okay. There's only so much money to where you could say, well, this is going to ruin my reputation, right? So I think there's a lot of stick. Yeah, when we talk about like blackmail and, and, you know, the dirty secrets and all these things, and, you know, I— the bottom line is, you know, I don't know, but I do know this. I think that if we're making, uh, these kind of arrangements with any country, if we're sending our funds to any country, if we're fighting wars on the behalf of any country and anybody votes for that, they are a traitor to the American citizen. Period.
Mm-hmm. It's just so much, man. Yeah.
And then we'll have a bunch of people fucking supporting this, like, oh, this is a great thing.
I'm right on.
What's so great about it? Like, explain it to me. Explain to me what is great about it. Explain it to me, bro.
They're sitting back.
They'll say this shit like, oh, well, they share our intelligence. We got our own intelligence.
Yeah. Okay, so that's worth America.
These guys get 10 times, 100 times more out of the deal than our country gets, and our people get none of it. We don't get any benefit. You know what we get? We get fucking flock cameras, and we get surveilled, and we get the, uh, gas price— we get the Patriot Act, and we get higher gas prices, and we get higher grocery prices, and we get all this shit on behalf of fucking 10 or 12 dudes in the Israeli government and a bunch of corrupt people up in Washington. That's what we get. That's what the American people get. That's what the fuck they get. They don't get shit. They get shit on.
All right.
So I'm fucking tired of this Middle East shit. If I were president, I would pull everything out and I'd let them fucking sort it out and I'd come back in 10 years and say, okay, well, you guys won the battle. Let's work together. Whoever the fuck wins.
Yeah. Who is fucking break the pool stick in half, dog.
Yeah. And then, yeah, exactly. Do your thing. And we all know how that would work out. Yeah, we all know how that will work out. So, um, at the end of the day— and, and then go back to the fucking— the, the original headline, stop Jew hatred. What, what are we talking about here? That's creating Jew hatred. Like, do you understand that? Like, there's very few people that have the nuance to be able to understand that Netanyahu and his fucking cronies don't represent all Jewish people. That's very clear by what we see on the internet. Okay. So you have a lot of people who have the position that they do not want our— all the things I just said, they don't want our country intertwined with anybody, anybody. They don't want our country controlled. They don't want us acting on behalf of these guys. And then we go ahead and give them $1.15 trillion when our American citizens are literally having trouble making fucking ends meet. And you think that's going to stop Jew hatred?
That's right.
These people are pissed off already, dude.
They're not listening.
This is going to make it worse. And I think that's part of the plan. I think the plan is to make it worse because I think the plan is to make it worse so that they can bring anti-Semite and anti-free speech laws in and get everybody who, just like they're doing in England, everybody who says anything about these people, put them in fucking jail. And I think that's exactly what the fuck they're trying to do.
You know, they try to scare you first.
Right?
Yeah, there's that whole piece.
Well, bro, I mean, look, dude, uh, there's a guy I know who— you know him too, and so does everybody listening— who's been very anti-Israel, okay? He's not anti-Jew, he's anti the government of Israel, and he's been very clear about that. He got a threatening fucking message in his DMs and Do you know what happened? All of a sudden you go in and search his name on the fucking Instagram and it has this story about how he's being investigated for child pornography, which is completely untrue. It was another person with a— with the same last name and a different first name unrelated in a different part of the country completely that they're trying to mix together to ruin this guy's reputation. And this is what they do, bro. When you don't like what they do, You're a child porn guy, okay? Because that— they know that that's socially—
people fired up.
Yes, that's right. Yeah, that's what they do. And then if you go further than that, they'll upload those pictures onto your computer, you know what I'm saying? These people are fucking evil, bro. They're evil fucking people. So I, I think they're trying— you, you're going to tell me, all right? You're going to tell me that these people, as smart as they are, that they think that passing a spending bill like this and a partnership bill like this is going to bring the average American citizen closer to supporting Israel or Jews? No, it's not. Most people don't have, like I said, they don't have the nuance to say, oh, well, that's the Israeli government. Right, and there's a few bankers and other things that are like a cabal, right? A gang. They just fucking start hating every Jew. And I think that's what they're fucking trying to do, bro. Yeah. I mean, that's their play, bro. They put their own people in positions of fucking vulnerability. And then when those people are persecuted, they use it to their benefit. That's how they even got Israel.
Okay, so it's a fact. Yeah, man. Guys, start calling your senator. Start calling your senators. You don't want this. And, and not for any other reason than—
I'm fucking text mine right now.
Not, not for any other reason than this sole reason alone. This is America. We are not entitled and indebted to fucking anybody, period, period. You can— I don't care if this was Taiwan. I don't care if it was fucking Singapore. I don't care who—
what—
no. This is fucking America. This is our fucking defense. That's it. So call your senators, guys. Let them know. And tell us in the comments if you did.
Like, what do you think's going to happen? This is the same thing that happened in Weimar Germany.
Okay.
There was so much antisemitism that vigilante justice started happening. Okay. People were going into Jewish-owned stores and Jewish-owned markets and newspapers, literally dragging them out of their fucking— in the street and beating the fuck out of them. Okay. You don't make people like other people by continuing to exploit them. You don't make people like other people by forcing their dollars into your ecosystem. They know this shit. They know it. They know it. Okay. It's this stop Jew hate by, by giving them our— giving more of our money when the whole entire country wants you to pull back from that.
Right.
You think that's going to help antisemitism? They know it's fucking not. They know it's not. Which leaves us with one conclusion. They want more of it. Why do they want more of it?
Right. That's right. That's right.
Why?
What would be the point of that?
That's the point. Okay, so why do they want more of it? I think the reason they want more of it is what I just said. They want to pass more laws. They want to fucking, you know, put people in jail for saying things, for speech laws. I'm sure there's a gazillion other reasons that I'm not even aware of, but they want it. So yeah, man, it's, it's, uh, you guys better call your senators, dude. Yeah, for real.
Yeah.
And you better, you better fucking make it known that like they're never getting fucking shit from you ever again. And not only are they never getting shit from you, you'll become their biggest fucking problem.
Or might as well just start assimilating. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in the comments, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. Uh, that being said, let's keep cruising. Headline number 2. Uh, Andy, you like this, you have liked this company. Yeah, I know this, you know this. I'm not speaking to the— which one now, Andy? I'm talking to the old Andy. Taco Bell, dog.
Oh yeah, me and Taco Bell, we were friends.
You guys go back, right? Go way back.
We had some good times.
That's right, that's right. Well, Taco Bell is dropping the price on one of its menu items to $1 for one day. And yes, it's lettuce-free. Let's dive into this, man. Get, get your $1 bills ready. Taco Bell is rolling out a $1 menu item to try and help people forget about the whole iceberg lettuce-linked explosive diarrhea ordeal. Um, on Wednesday, the fast food giant announced plans to sell enchiritos, um, which is how white women pronounce enchiladas. For $1, uh, this Friday, uh, the offer will be available while supplies last at participating locations via its app or website between 8 AM to midnight. Um, enchiritos, bro, is that not the truth though?
Enchiritos. You know what an enchirito is?
White women do. I bet you. Uh, typically cost between $3.99 and $4.29 depending on location. It's a mix between an enchilada and a burrito, and crucially, uh, they're lettuce-free. Quote, for the ones who've been riding with us, $1 enchiritos just dropped. I read a TikTok video prompting, uh, the deal. Um, let's check this, uh, let's check their plug out.
Well, is, is that normally lettuce-free?
I think so. Yeah. So this whole thing on lettuce, right? This mystery of explosive diarrhea parasite.
I mean, is that really new from Taco Bell?
Okay.
That's my question.
Yeah.
I mean, like, are we being real? There's like, everybody knows what Taco Bell does to you.
That's what I'm like, bro. You're telling me it's the lettuce. It ain't that.
It's just the lettuce.
You know what I'm saying, man? Like, it's the bullshit, man.
Taco Bell has been making you shit since fucking ever.
Now the shit's good. Yeah, it's good. It's gonna make you fucking shit yourself. Yeah, you know.
Yeah.
Um, and, and I don't know, dude, like, I—
this is—
this whole lettuce, uh, explosive diarrhea thing, man, it's been, it's been the talk of the town. Now, uh, I think it's Taylor Farms Um, I believe, yeah, Taylor Farms, that's Taco Bell's lettuce supplier. They've been criticized for how it communicated information about the outbreak. In a statement on Monday, Taylor Farms said there has been, quote, significant confusion over outbreak communication, um, and broke down the facts of the outbreak. PR veterans told Business Insider Sarah E. Needleman and Tim Paradis that prior to Taylor Farms' statement its approach to the outbreak muddied an already confusing situation. Sailor Farms didn't respond to a request for comment from Needleman's, uh, in Paradise. So this lettuce is apparently making people shit themselves, but this brings a larger question of just the threat of our food supply, because I don't feel like this is something a lot of people talk about, um, in the sense of, you know, being compromised or could be potentially compromised um, is our food supply. And then just as I was walking through this, uh, this headline, this comes out that there's 19 million eggs just got recalled at several supermarkets over possible salmonella contamination. I'm saying the breakfast is ruined.
Um, this is out of Indiana.
How many of you motherfuckers eating eggs for breakfast?
Okay, can I be honest though? Yeah, I fucking like eggs.
I like eggs too, but I'm just saying, like, you know, it's like this, uh, like on all the movies and TV shows, you know, they walk down from fucking, uh, from sleeping and the mom's got waffles and pancakes, eggs, and I gotta go. And they take a bite of a piece of bread and run out. Like, has that ever happened to any of you, bro?
I'll be honest, that happens every morning in my house.
No, it doesn't.
Alex cooks like a fucking full spread every morning.
Nuh-uh.
And I don't eat it. I don't— not a big breakfast.
You're lying.
I swear to God.
Damn, dude, that's pretty awesome.
Swear to God. Yeah, they eat fucking everything. I feel it. I know it. Yeah, you pay for it. I fucking pay. It hurts. Like, bro, they go through eggs like fucking— like, it's ridiculous. But yeah, they— and they, they eat it. I don't. But, um, I feel like this is a topic that like does not get enough because, I mean, we— and we've covered on the show in the past, like, you know, U.S. farmlands, you know, being bought up by China and, and all of these other things. And it's just like, you know, Would you— could you picture in America, because I feel like it's coming, that we're going to go back to the, you know, 1900s style of fucking civil, you know, local farmer fucking, you know, stands and you're getting your fucking shit.
That wasn't that long ago. Like, you, you think that was like 100 years ago? That wasn't— dude, when I was a kid, Joe, you remember this. I mean, you even here in South County, St. Louis, you drive up and down the road, bro, and there'd be produce stands. Yeah, there'd be guys with trailers and trucks and, you know, stands and they'd be all over, dude. You could stop and get fresh farm-grown produce.
Yeah.
Anywhere you wanted. That wasn't that long ago.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Jerky. You can get jerky everywhere on the side of the road. You can't see it anymore. You can't. I never see it.
It's a different type of jerky now, especially in South County. It's a different jerky.
But what kind? Well, No, first 4 meat sticks.
That's right. That's right. That's right. No, it just makes me like, was society better back then? Were we healthier back then? Like, shit, it moved.
I don't know. I think all you got to do is go back and look at the '80s versus now and you see everybody who's in shape and skinny and fucking healthy. And now people are riding golf carts through fucking Walmart, you know what I'm saying? Like, That shit didn't exist, dude. It used to be like if you— like you would walk into a grocery store and you would see like the carts.
Mm-hmm.
And that'd be for someone with like a broken leg. Yeah, that'd be for someone with like who was an amputee or something.
Oh, Grandma.
Yes.
Yeah.
Now any grocery store you go to, those carts are not reserved for people that are injured.
No, Grandma's walking.
Those are for fucking fat people.
Mm-hmm.
Right. Like, dude, there's no question that what they're putting in the food is killing people here.
Yeah, yeah. Now, and then we see a resurgence, right? Because I think it was like, uh, what's that? It's like raw milk, like that whole movement, right, that's being pushed now. Yeah.
And then, and then in certain places they try to ban it, but it gets—
but it gets demonized.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Because like, and so it's like, I'm, I'm a firm believer that what they say is good is bad.
Yeah.
They say is bad is good.
Yeah.
Right. And but like, how— what should be—
you mean like how they told you for for the last 50 years that if you took testosterone, your dick was going to fall off.
Right.
And now they're like, oh shit, we'll give you your testosterone in the military.
Right. My, my, how times have changed.
But we're still going to have, you know, heavy regulation on it in the— in the— with the population.
That's right.
That's a control mechanism.
Men can't do it.
Control mechanism.
13-year-old girl want to be a boy?
Yeah, you go. Sure. Yeah. Here's some test. Easy, right?
You know, can we get back to that, though? Can we get back to that? I think it's happening in society.
I think it's happening. I mean, I think there's a lot of people who are starting to just kind of like like say fuck these people and do whatever they want to do.
Yeah, yeah, because I mean, they want fucking state-run fucking grocery stores.
Of course, that's communism. Like, yeah, look, dude, we're fighting multiple enemies here. Like, people who think that we're— like, there's, there's this, like, there's like this thought process amongst like the political spectrum right now where people think that the enemy is Israel. Then certain people think, well, no, it's not Israel, it's fucking radical Islam. And then, no, it's not that, it's communists. No, it's all of them. Do you understand? All three things can be true at once. And that's the point. People decide because of their favorite influencer that, oh, well, I'm on this team. I'm anti Israel. I'm anti-Muslim. And if I'm anti-Israel, that means I'm pro-Muslim. No, it doesn't. If I say that most Muslims are good people, then I'm a fucking Muslim sympathizer.
Right.
Okay. If I say, you know, the communists is the problem. Oh, you're just a conspiracy theorist. I don't know, man. Let's look at who the fuck is getting the votes on the left. It isn't the traditional Democrat. It's the people who are far left. Who want government control of everything. And the people who vote for it don't understand the implications of what communism does and is. They have no idea. They have no idea. They've never read a fucking book on it or what's resulted of it. So, you know, we have to be a little smarter and understand that we are under attack by multiple fucking groups.
They're being hit on all fronts.
Yes. It's not one or the other. And those people that think it's one or the other, you guys are the fucking problem.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Like, I mean, another aspect too is just from the spiritual warfare side of it. We're being hit there, you know. Like, it's, it's all fronts, dude. It's all fronts.
And, um, you know, to that point, if you fucking chase the money back on all of those things, if you chase the money back, if you chase the money back on where it comes from for the NGOs that allowed the migration into the United States and into Western Europe, and you chase the money back, you know, to the pro— all the politicians, and you chase the money back to all the agitator stuff. It all does go to that Israeli cabal. Yeah, that's where it goes. Yeah. Okay. So like when you say, well, we're— we want all— and by the way, I do too. We want all these fucking radical Islamists and third worlders out of our country. Yeah, I fucking do too. But let's also recognize how the fuck they got here. Okay. So like, you gotta, you gotta understand how the money flows and who's allowing these things to happen and who's promoting them, who's promoting the communist fucking shit in this country. Oh, when you trace it back, a lot of it comes from the ActBlue and it comes from people like George Soros and all of these other people. What, who are those people tied in with?
Oh, they're tied in with the Epstein class and they're tied in with Netanyahu and they're tied in with all. This is, dude, so you got to kind of understand how this is all happening. These motherfuckers from third world East buttfuck aren't like just getting their shit and fucking swimming over here. They're being flown here. Then they're being helped on the way here. Okay. This is all manipulation to make people look and say, it's that guy. It's this guy. It's that guy. When you trace all of the fucking disruption of coming back, yeah, you can look at it and you can say, Yeah, man, it's these fucking wild animals from third world countries who don't have a civilized culture who are raping and violently and attacking people and doing all these things all through Western Europe and all through the United States. Yes, it is. But how the fuck did they get here? You see what I'm saying?
Who got them here? That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, it brings a whole new—
So why, why, if you, if you're unfamiliar with this, ask yourself this. Why would Soros, who's tied to the fucking Israel cabal, why would they promote mass migration? And the only answer that comes back is they're trying to dilute the fucking power of all of these countries so that they can be the most powerful country.
It brings a whole new light to the phrase divide and conquer. Yeah, like, yeah.
And a lot of people, a lot of people do recognize this. Yeah. And that's why we do have such an anti-Israel and anti-Jew narrative going on in the country. I don't believe that the anti-Jew narrative is a fair narrative because I don't believe that you can generalize an entire group of people based upon the actions of a few. Okay. It's no different than saying, oh, well, there's a percentage of black people that fucking commit crime and say, oh, well, let's just fucking eradicate all black people off the earth.
Yeah.
No. Right.
Like, and everybody knows.
No, but like, there's no nuance in the conversation because people— that's not what gets clicks and views and likes and shares. Okay, it doesn't get attention. But if we're honest and we're intellectually honest about what's going on, we are under attack by multiple different fronts who are all funded by the same front, which makes that— the Israeli cabal— the number one enemy of the United States. Okay, that's the truth. All right, and that is why people are so anti-Israel. It's not because they're fucking stupid. It's not because they are anti-Semites. It's not because they just hate Jews. It's because that is happening and they can fucking see it happening.
Yeah, but sure, let's, let's make sure we keep China out of our elections, right?
Well, I think, I think China, China is also a country that interferes.
Well, I wouldn't even say it's like it's not— I wouldn't even say it's that, dude. The way I look at China is they're not going to—
China is going to fade away anyway. People don't understand this. China is not the fucking superpower they are made out to be. Okay. They have a big problem. Their population, they are losing people. They are lying about the people that— how many people are in China and the reproduction rate is actually lower than the white reproduction rate here in the United States. In 10 years, China is going to be a fucking ghost town because for the last 40 years they only allowed them to have one fucking kid. And by the way, if the kid was female, they fucking like put in a bucket. Mm-hmm. Okay. So they got a bunch of dudes and no chicks. Now, can you fucking replicate your population with that?
No. Okay.
And then you combined a very structured culture of one man and one woman. You certainly can't replicate it because the only way to replicate it would be for the women to have kids from multiple men. So China is not the power that people think it is. It's just not. And in 10 years, you're going to see that. But the reality is, is right now people want to point every which way and say, I'm on, it's them, it's them, it's them. It's no, it's all of them. And so we have to look into where is this being originated at and where it's been originated from has come from the Israeli cabal, the Epstein class, Netanyahu, Soros, and these fucking people. That's the fucking facts of the matter. That is the facts of the fucking matter. Okay. That doesn't mean that all Jews are fucking involved. That means we are, we are, these are gangs. Does your government— does our government represent all Americans? No. Do you think if we polled— if we polled 10,000 fucking American citizens from equal, from both the left and the right, politically across the spectrum, how many of them would say that our government represents us?
I would say very fucking few, if any.
Yeah.
Everybody. So like, dude, don't you—
don't—
can't people understand that? Don't they understand that we're pawns in the game, bro? The game is being played among— amongst very rich, very powerful, very fucking ingrained families and personalities and people that have been in power for fucking hundreds of years. You ain't them. I ain't them. Okay. And for us to ever live in a free country, in a free world, The people of the world are going to have to rise the fuck up and take the power back. That is the reality of the situation at this point in time. None of these people are ever going to vote their way out of power. None of these people are ever going to go against the grain amongst the world cabal.
Okay.
And we've always thought, oh, well, we're not part of that. No, we're a fucking big part of it. Our government is. Trump fucking made all these promises and said all this shit and did all these things. And dude, really, man, like, he's done none of the things that he said. And I was thinking about it this morning, man. You know, he, you know, let's, let's look at the fucking facts. Okay. Um, Epstein class arrest, zero. Biden auto pen arrests, zero. Okay. Biden pay-per-play arrests, zero. Biden open border arrests, zero. COVID biolab arrests, zero. Political imprisonment arrests, zero. Political persecution arrests, zero. Russian hoax arrests, zero. Spygate arrests, zero. Stolen election arrests, zero. Okay, that's a tweet from Owen Shroyer, which is a— these are fucking factual numbers. You cannot argue with it.
The scoreboard.
Okay, so what does that tell you? What does that tell you? For you to sit here and think that any of these people, no matter how you voted in the past, no matter what you believed in the past, at this point in time, for you to believe that any of these people represent anything that has to do with us is completely— in a completely delusional point of view. It is the people that are regular. And it is the fucking— it's them.
Oh, I saw this clip this, this morning also too. It was a clip of Trump from his campaign trail this last election. He's like, American people, we're going to be winning so much, you might even get tired of winning so much, how much we're going to. I'm like, dude, I don't feel like a winner right now.
That's because the facts are the facts. Yeah, the facts are the facts. Okay, things have continued to get more expensive. Okay, gas prices have continued to fucking be high. Affordability is a real crisis. All right, our infrastructure is crumbling. We're one of the least technology-advanced countries in the world in our infrastructure. They got fucking trains all through Europe, all through, uh, the East and Asia that go 200 miles an hour and get you wherever the fuck you want to go. We don't have that shit here. Right.
Like, dude, we got the new Chiefs Stadium.
Yeah.
On, on, on fucking— on our right. Bread and Circuses, bro.
Right, bro.
Yeah.
It's just like, you know, and people are like, well, what can we do? Well, fuck, dude, you could start by, you know, becoming the kind of citizen that could actually be the kind of person that could, could handle a situation like that, you know? Yeah. Fuck, dude, it's just, it's aggravating. It's aggravating to read the comments of how people want to like jump on one team or the other, like, like, like these are your teams.
Yeah, right.
I don't give a fuck about you. And that goes for everyone.
There's only one team, dog.
Dude, it's the people, bro.
That's it, man. Guys, jump in the conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, let's get to our third and final headline. Headline number 3. She has a special place in my heart. I'm not afraid to say it.
Who?
Sophie. She's in trouble again.
Oh, really?
What'd she do?
Talk about trans people. Oh, really?
Oh, you mean so she's telling the truth?
She told the truth.
So she told the truth again.
She told the truth again. Sophie Cunningham defends her stance keeping men out of women's sports. I said what I said.
Good.
Speaking with ESPN this week, Cunningham expressed support for keeping biological men out of women's sports. Quote, I got a lot of negative feedback about me hating trans, and I'm like, I never once said that, Cunningham told ESPN. I think that I am here to extend love, but I also think that with love is truth, being honest. And I want to protect young girls in a locker room or young girls in a sport, who shouldn't have to go against biological men, she added. Let's check this clip.
On that same vein, in that story with ESPN, you talked about wanting to protect young girls who shouldn't have to go against biological men. Just can you expand your viewpoint on that? I mean, I think I said what I said. I think it's kind of common sense, um, and I think I'll always believe in that. I think it's really important to protect children, um, and that's, uh, little girls, uh, who are also involved in that category. And so I stand on what I said and I always believe that. Yeah. Do you see your advocacy on that, like, taking any form going forward? You know, I don't know. I didn't— I'm not a very political person, but I do have beliefs. I have morals, and I'll always stand on those and be true to who I am. And I think people are going to take it how they want to take it. But I've never even really said anything about that. And so when it comes just to protecting young girls in sport and women in sport, I feel very strongly about that. I think that's why you have Title IX. That's why you have some of the greats in women's sports.
If Title IX and women's sports weren't protected, then you wouldn't hear about any type of women in sport. And so I think in the future, it's just really important to protect.
Do you think, I guess, along the line like that, it goes against perhaps— some people might say, hey, for the trans community, this could be something that could come back on us or be targeted against us. Like, how do you, I guess, view that sort of critique?
Um, you know, I, like I said, I extend love and, um, I don't dislike anyone. Like, I think there is room for absolutely everyone here and I think there's room to love everyone. And, um, I truly think when you get people in the same room and you have conversations, you actually have a lot in common with a lot, a lot in common with a lot of people. And so, um, I'm there to love, uh, but I'm also there to, to love biological women. And I think that there are rights that need to be protected. And, um, like I said, I'm going to stand true to that. Um, I'll never falter in my beliefs in that. But I have never once said I hated the trans community. Um, like I said, I think there's space for everyone.
Yeah, what's crazy about that?
There's nothing crazy about that. Every motherfucker in the world knows that's the truth. Everyone, even little kids, know that's the truth. Men are men. Women are women. They are not equal physically. Everybody in the history of the motherfucking world that's ever walked this fucking earth understands that. And the fact that we are even arguing it is evidence of how dumb society has gotten. Okay. You cannot put a physically superior man against fucking women. It's dangerous.
Just because he cut his dick off don't make a difference.
Danger. Some of them haven't even done that.
That's right.
It's dangerous. Okay. Everything she said is true. Everything. Every fucking ounce of what she said is true. Oh, well, you hate trans people. Well, well, no. So if I'm for you, do I hate the fucking biological women then? Because that's your logic.
That's right.
Your logic is if I don't support you doing whatever the fuck you want, I hate you. So if I go along with everybody, if I go along with you on your beliefs, so I hate everybody else. No, it's all fucking gaslighting bullshit. And they're trying to get her. I would have liked to see her stand on that even more.
Yeah.
And I mean, she did. She did so gracefully, but I wouldn't have done it as gracefully.
I don't think I could have.
What are we talking about, bro?
That's what I want to know.
What are we talking about? What are we talking about? All these fucking media people who try to get people on this. They know this shit's fucking true too. They know exactly what they're saying and doing. This all comes down to a lack of courage. People do not want to be canceled or yelled at or whatever because they state things that are objectively true. Okay, like, you have to be a fucking idiot. Like, you literally have to be a fucking idiot idiot to think that men and women are physically equal in sports. Well, you know, you have to be a fucking idiot to think that a man can become a woman by cutting off his penis. Okay. Did you fucking pass like 7th grade fucking biology?
Yeah.
Did you pass that?
Andy, you don't understand, bro.
Like, there's a fucking woman running for Senate right now. Oh, you got her. It's a dude running for Senate right now who's talking about his ovulation cycle and that he has oozing.
You want to see the clip? Yeah.
Okay, so how did you, how did you end up going to get like an estrogen level taken?
Um, well, I was experiencing hot flashes, and I asked the doctor to run an estrogen test, and I guess they don't do that for—
for what you're saying?
So they don't do that for what? Um, you hear that?
You had ovaries, but, um, or you have ovaries.
Play that part again. I want to make a point here.
Okay, so how did you— how did you end up going to get like an estrogen level taken?
Um, where I was experiencing hot flashes, and I asked the doctor to run an estrogen test, and I guess they don't do that for— for what? They don't do that for what?
For who?
For men? They don't do that for men? Is that what you were about to say and you caught yourself?
Oh shit.
Please continue. Yeah, because it gets better.
You're saying so the, the idea being that You had ovaries, but— or you have ovaries, I suppose— that were generating estrogen, but not necessarily ovulating.
This person does not have ovaries. You do not get to just make shit up.
Yeah.
Oh, so the idea is that you have— the idea is I'm a fucking unicorn.
That's right.
I'm a fucking superhero. Nobody can see me because I'm invisible. You better play along or otherwise you're a fucking bigot.
That's right.
The fuck out of here. Who the fuck is this lady interviewing? We're just going to make shit up. Continue.
Oh, I'm—
I don't know about the ovulation. I'm— because I do get symptoms too that— well, I was until I went on the estrogen patch, which went away completely.
Completely.
Okay. I would, um, like, I would feel really good on like the 15th day of every cycle, and it was like 39, 29 days. All right, okay, that's enough of that.
I just—
you got the— you missed the best part.
Some other shit. Reason I think it came out—
no, you keep going. Ashley Webb Records and what all. He casually starts talking about how he said, and I quote, I also leak like mucus, which they can't really explain, talking about some alleged cycle.
Guys, this is who the left wants.
That's called the clap. You're leaking mucus outta your pee hole.
Yeah.
That's not a menstrual cycle. That's called the clap. Got some dick cheese, which I don't know how you got it because you ain't having no sex, bro. How the fuck, dude? This is a person running for office. Here's a good idea. Let's take the most mentally ill motherfuckers and let's make them the first everything and let them have all the awards because you have some sort of fucking empathy fetish. Okay. That is a delusional fucking man who believes that he is a woman. You are free in this country to do whatever you want and live however you want, but you are not free to change the rules of fucking biology at the whim because you feel like a woman. That's not how this fucking works.
Okay?
That's a dude, period. That's a dude with a mental illness, period. Okay.
Not affirmation. He needs help.
And people—
that's right. That person needs fucking help. And we're out here. We're out here celebrating this person as a— like, bro, shows you how fucking stupid our world is.
Well, and the thing is, too, Andy, right? Like, again, and this—
bro, live your life. Yeah. Do you want to dress up as a woman? I don't give a fuck. I really don't. I'm not going to hurt harass you. I don't give a shit.
I might.
I see trans— yeah, I know you might. I see trans people when I go travel around. I don't fucking look at them twice. I don't give a fuck. But when you start trying to have a conversation with me telling me that if I don't admit that you're an actual fucking woman, that I'm some sort of bigot, now you're imposing on my own self-belief, my self-esteem, my confidence in myself, because you are forcing me to lie to myself. I'm not lying to myself. You're a fucking dude. Live your fucking life. Do whatever you're going to do. Stay away from kids and shut the fuck up and nobody will fuck with you.
And that's my thing. And back to the Sophie Cunningham thing, right? It's like, again, if you're a dude, you compete with dudes. You're a woman, you compete with women.
How is this a conversation? Think how fucking stupid society and culture has to be to have grown adults arguing over what a man and a woman is. Dude, you go to a country like Poland where they got— they protected their culture. They're laughing at our country. Yeah, they're— we have grown adults with a decent IQ literally arguing and can't— we got people in our government who will not— they refuse to answer what a woman is. They know what a fucking woman is. They know what a woman is. They won't answer it because it's a political play for them. They think that the 0.04% of trans people is going to— they're going to lose their fucking vote. So we're going to fucking let the tail wag the fucking dog of our entire culture. The fuck out of here, dude. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I don't give a fuck what you do to me. You put me in jail, you do what— I'm never, ever, ever, ever, ever going to admit something that's not fucking true. I'm not going to do it.
No.
Well, and I've always been a, been a firm believer, too. It's like, okay, no, that sports, we keep it separate. Go start your own fucking league.
They can't because nobody will fucking watch it. And by the way, not only will nobody watch it, there will be so few competitors that they'll just be out there running races against themselves.
Well, they tried and we're about to watch it. They did start their own little fight club.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Let's check this out.
And by the way, let's— trans women from competing as— well, if men are men and women are women and men can be women and women can be men, then why is it that the only fucking people that we see wanting to compete in these sports is men dressed as women? Why? Why do we never see women dressed as men competing with men's sports if they're equal? If they're equal, we never fucking see it, right? Okay, so let's stop the bullshit. This is a stupid conversation. It's low IQ. It's literally the basis of the demoralization and destabilization of society. If they can get you to believe that a man can become a woman and a woman become a man, then what can they not get you to believe?
I don't care how much—
that's the fucking point.
Yeah, I don't care how many times you ask me the question. I don't care how many different times you reword the question. The answer remains the same. Yeah, period. Uh, yeah, let's check this out.
And admitting truth is not hate. No, but you're making us hate you because of the way you're behaving. Wanting to read books to the kids, it's never— it's never— it's never a girl dressed up as a man that wants to read books to the kids. Why is that? You ever fucking— you know, that's interesting, huh?
Weird. Yeah, it's weird.
Why is that? Why is it never women dressed as men wanting to be around the little kids? Why is that? Oh, I guess it's just, you know, I guess that's just the nature of trans people. The fuck out of here.
Ding ding, trainees, let's go.
Yeah.
Let's go, trainees, let's go.
Welcome to Queer Bash, a Denver fight club for transgender athletes.
As combat sports organizations increasingly exclude trans women from competing in women's divisions, this local group provides a safe haven for them. So here we have BJJ. Well, no, so, so here we have two men dressed in women's clothes fighting. So doesn't that mean you're just not good enough to compete with the men anyway? Why is that not a woman and a man fighting each other?
Yeah, do it. Where is that at?
The fuck?
Show me a trans man. A trans—
everybody knows this. That's why there's 8 people there. It shouldn't even be a conversation anymore, bro.
You'll see it again.
Welcome to Queer Bash, a Denver fight club for transgender athletes.
As combat sports organizations increasingly exclude trans women from competing in women's divisions, this local group provides a safe haven for them. What do you say?
I wonder if they still wear cups.
Oh, oh, oh, you don't get to put a tampon up your ass and say that you're fucking menstruating. You know, some of these people do. Some of these people will insert frozen fucking tomato sauce into their fucking ass and then fucking put a tampon in and then tell people they're menstruating. Oh, you don't think that's fucking mental illness? Yeah, that's not a mental illness.
Yeah.
Like, really? Like, really? You could say, oh, I love everybody. Everybody can fucking get along. I could agree with that. That's mental illness.
Frozen tomato paste. Why? Why is it frozen?
Well, I guess so it like leaks out.
Oh, like it slowly melts in there. What's the—
let's put people in— let's put people in government that don't even know what fucking sex they are.
Hey, man, what's the highest one say? It's cocks, cock balls and sugar balls, baby. That's it. That's the only— that's it. That's it. That's it, man. Yeah.
Now you listen to that guy talk too, and it's like you could tell he's totally fucked up.
Oh, he's, he's like for sure making like, uh, grilled cheese or something. Like, what's wrong with that, huh?
There's nothing wrong with grilled cheese. No, no, don't, don't put Down syndrome people in the same category as mentally ill trans people. That's not the same thing, bro. Down syndrome people are among the happiest people people in the world.
No, Andy. Okay. I love downs.
Yeah.
I think that was a little bit—
I'm down with the downs. Yeah.
You should be because they're fucking better people than all of us.
Agreed. Agreed.
That, that, that is not that.
He's making tomato sauce.
That guy's— no, that guy's like, who knows what the fuck he's doing?
Yeah. Now, now last piece on this, this talk with Sophie, because, you know, we also, we, we, we bring up Caitlin Clark often, and you know, she's not getting the credit she deserves. They have attempted to try to do that, Andy. They have, they have made her the COVID of NBA 2K27.
Sophie?
No, Caitlin Clark.
Oh.
But there's a problem.
What?
She, they made her look like a trans dude.
What do you mean?
Well, you tell me. No, no, they didn't.
That's a good picture.
No, bro, that looks nothing like her.
Ah, it looks like her. No, you're reaching here, bro.
No, bro, it ain't just me. It ain't just me.
Well, I know because the internet's full of fucking idiots.
Yeah, that does not look like Caitlin Clark. That's not Caitlin.
It doesn't not look like—
that's Kyle.
I disagree. Yeah, I disagree. That's a pretty cool photo, I think.
Mm.
Madal, you make posters.
He fucks me up all the time.
That's on purpose.
Oh, well, yeah, yeah.
No, that's cool.
Hmm.
I don't agree with you on that.
You're not with me on that one?
No.
Okay. All right. I mean, listen, I think the opportunity is awesome, right? Like, that's pretty fucking cool.
How many games of the women's NBA do they sell compared to the men's NBA?
You didn't have to go there, Andy.
I'm just curious. I think they put the women inside. They're combining. Oh, got it.
They're combining.
I had to.
And this is only on the deluxe.
Well, fuck, they did have to.
This is—
you're gonna tell me you're gonna buy the fucking— you're gonna buy the women's NBA game where there's like 3 players that people know who the fuck they are versus the NBA where everybody knows where everybody's players are. I know the fucking NBA players. I watch fucking basketball. Yeah, I could name 4 WNBA players. Like 4?
I can name like 3.
I can name Sophie Cunningham, Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, Angel Reese, and, uh, what's that one dude's name? Uh, no, Um, um, dude, the dude Cameron Brink who plays for the LA team, that blonde girl.
Oh, I know. What was the—
she went to Stanford.
What's the dude that got busted in Russia for the weed?
Oh yeah, Brittany Griner. There's 5.
Yeah, right, 5.
Brittany, Brittany Griner, Brian, Brian, Brian.
Yeah, okay, I gotta get it in there, bro. Yeah, man. All right, well, you guys let us know down in the comments what you guys think, man. Um, that being said, Andy, it's time. We have arrived.
Thank God. I feel like we're just talking about like this, like this is just insane shit, dude.
That's the internet, bro.
It's like fucking insane. It's like we're living in the upside-down world.
It's about to get way worse.
I promise you, it's about to get worse.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, I gotta do it.
Okay.
All right, thumbs up and dub as fuck, guys. Uh, you guys know how this works. We bring in the topic, we talk about it, we give it one of these two options. Now you've heard of Florida Man, we've covered that a lot. We have Missouri Man making a statement. Wild dash cam video shows crazed motorist ditch car dive headfirst off bridge during police chase. Welcome, Missouri Man. Missouri, man. A crazed motorist led Missouri police on a high-speed chase before jumping from his moving car and leaping headfirst off a bridge into a river, according to wild dashcam footage. Gavin Thor Lundgren, uh, was allegedly driving his Chevy Malibu 75 miles an hour in a 45-mile-per-hour zone last Saturday when deputies with the Stone County Sheriff's Office turned on their emergency lights to pull him over. Uh, the pursuit, uh, took the madcap and police over a bridge. Uh, Lundgren ditched the car, which was reportedly still in drive, and dove headfirst off a bridge into the water. Let's check this clip.
Contact water patrol. Just jumped over the bridge. Okay, look at this fucking mugshot. Oh bro, he's— he thinks it's funny.
All right, now first thing I thought about, like in all honesty, the form was like pretty decent. It was pretty decent fucking form. Yeah, it was full commitment, bro. He was in it like that was perfect perform. Yeah, like, that was pretty fucking decent, dude. I gotta give him that.
I mean, did he take off like his shoes and socks and shirt in the car?
He stripped down a little bit, you know. He didn't even put the bitch in park.
I feel like he's jumped off that bridge before.
Yeah, he's used to that. Yeah, bro, that was some solid technique.
Yeah. So what was he— what was the reason he ran.
Yeah.
Um, did they find any like drugs or anything in the car, or what was the deal?
Yeah, no, uh, he, he just, he did it. Um, and then when they got down to the water, they had a fight. Uh, he still resisted arrest at that point, um, leaving 3 deputies with scrapes, lacerations, facial injuries before he's finally restrained, according to the arrest warrant affidavit. He's charged with aggravated fleeing a stop and third-degree assault alongside two counts of misdemeanor fourth-degree assault.
No, he's just misunderstood. He's a misunderstood young man.
Yeah.
You know, he's actually a good, good guy.
That's right.
He's a good kid.
That's right.
You know, he goes to church when he was 12.
That's right. You know, you know, and he was, he was bullied in preschool. Yeah.
I mean, look at that.
Yeah.
He grew up, you know, having to deal with the burden of being white. You know, that's right.
That's right. Yeah, that's right.
Free Gavin. Free him. Free him, bro.
That's right.
Free Gavin Thor. I'm just saying, man, this guy, this, you know, free Gavin. Free Gavin. He didn't do nothing.
No, he did it. No, he didn't do nothing.
That wasn't even him.
That wasn't even him. I wouldn't even on the bridge. Hey, man.
Enjoy your bologna sandwiches in jail, bro, because you're going. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's probably why he did it, bro. He was out of fried bologna at home. He's like, fuck, I'm hungry.
They taste better. They taste better after you go for a swim.
Yeah.
Yeah, they do. There might be some truth to that. It might be. Yeah, they do, bro. You know what I'm saying? What are we giving Gavin here, dog?
I mean, I give him a fucking 9 on his technique. Bro, the farm, it was pretty good. There's no hesitation at all, bro. That is fucking hilarious, bro. That's some funny shit.
That's some solid white people.
Wild too, bro.
Yeah, y'all are. Yeah, yeah, y'all are.
That's funny too. Now, real talk. Has he done that before?
He had to.
100%, bro. The whole, like, the whole hands on the, on the curb and like the whole motion was— that's a great video, guys.
Andy, that's all I got, man. Yeah, man.
I'm still a little disturbed about your Down syndrome comparing them to mentally ill trans people.
No, no, just the—
and then you're— and then your racist comment about the mustache.
Yeah.
No, but what?
Yeah, but I had this before. I didn't trust him at first.
You had— you didn't— I didn't have that mustache.
Yes, you did. I have pictures.
No, not like that.
I have pictures. He's just now starting to get it lined up a little bit. He had that fucking mustache. He had the same one before.
That mustache definitely says like I'm getting— I'm getting fucking arrested.
I'm fighting somebody. My sister's getting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, that's what that is, man. Yeah, man, guys, that's all I got.
All right, man, well, it is what it is. Topia Ho, share the show.
Yeah, we're from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze.
Fuck up, po, fuck up, sto.
Counted millions in the cold.
Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her own bankroll. Can't fold.
That's a no. Headshot.
Case closed. Closed.
On today's CTI, Andy and DJ discuss the House passing a $1.15T defense bill with Israel provision, Taco Bell slashing the price of one of its fan favorite menu items to $1 for a day, and Sophie Cunningham after her common sense comments on transgender athletes.