Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze.
Fuck up pole, fuck up stove, counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole, got her own bankroll, can't fold.
That's a no, headshot, case closed.
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Dude, you talk about the, uh, we talk about 75 Hard Live Hard program. Yeah, you know what I kept thinking of for some reason? What? The fucking Obama phones, you know what I'm saying? Like, because you're like, it's free, it's free, changing lives. Yeah, yeah, this is more popular than that. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, way more important. Yeah, man, what's going on though, bro?
Nothing, dude. Yeah, just doing a thing, man.
Apparently we're all gay now.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Can't— Canadian air is in the, in the atmosphere now. Oh, yeah. Those fucking wildfires. You seen outside? No notice. Oh, bro, it's bad.
Is it foggy out there?
It's bad. Really? All those gay Canadian wildfires, they're now like infested us.
Yeah, I saw them talking shit like some of the Canadians talking shit, like putting this little diagram up there. That showed like Canada blowing the smoke and they were laughing. It's like, your country's on fucking fire, dude. Your country's on fire and you think that's a knock at us?
That's right. That's right. Like, we'll still put it out before you guys. Yeah. Yeah.
Shit.
You know? Yeah. You know, so that's going— I didn't know what was happening. I was driving in today. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, I thought, I thought it was over. I'm saying that I realize, oh, that's just—
Yeah, I didn't notice.
Good old gay Canada. Yeah. Well, Yeah, um, but yeah, man, awesome. We got a lot of stuff going on. You know, it's been a minute. I have a segment here. It's been a minute since we've had this, so I thought I'd bring it back, uh, just for the intro for everybody out there. Um, we have 60 Seconds of Liberal Insanity.
Oh, these are my favorite.
You like these? Yeah, you like these? These are great. Uh, well, let's check this out.
Um, Jay Lee here, he is having a breakdown. Just say the right pronoun! What'd you say? 7351. Get down on the ground right now. No, no, you're about to get sprayed. No, get down on the ground right now. Leave me alone! I can come in there. Leave me alone, please! Okay, are you gonna calm down? I'm, I'm getting my phone out.
I've got—
I have to film this. I'm telling you, are you gonna calm down? No charge. I will calm down. I will calm— You know what this is? I will calm down when you get the pepper spray out of my face! Alpha 73. Leave me alone! I, I have, uh, pepper spray. Just stop putting the pepper spray at me! I will calm down if you do that! Stop spraying me! Yeah, lower your voice. Leave me alone! Leave me alone! Do you want to get tased? I want you to leave me alone! You have been particularly abusing me! If you come, you come towards me one more time, you are going to accept your bills. I got to deal with this. Don't kill her. Jalen, Jalen, don't focus on me. Okay. Bad parenting, bro. It's bad parenting. Is that what the fuck that is? Of course it is. Of course it is, bro. When I grew up, you got your ass beat for throwing temper tantrums and shit.
Oh, okay. I didn't even know what a temper tantrum was.
Yeah, well, Yeah, no shit, bro. Yeah, before, dude, I got my ass beat before I even had the tantrums. My dad used to be like, you want to bitch? I'll give you something to bitch about. That's right.
You know, you want to cry? Yeah. Oh yeah, I'll give you something.
Like, shit, dude, like, this is the— this is 20, 30 years now. Now it's 25 years of liberal parenting strategy, which is let them do what they want. They got to figure out their own way. They are who they are.
Special little butterflies.
That's right. Everything's special. Everybody accommodates you. They learn just like little children, like you're learning now, that when they don't get something, they yell and scream. And you either stop that shit when it happens or you let it evolve. And this is the product of what you end up with. And we have a— we have a lack of parenting in this country that allows kids to completely go off the guide rails. To the point of literally having mutilating surgeries on their body. And dude, it's the parents' fault. Yeah, it's what it is.
Oh, and there's no doubt he's doped up on some SSRIs and some fucking— Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I mean, dude, this is a parent who won't have the conversation of you're not going to do that shit.
Mm-hmm.
But you're not doing that shit here.
Yeah.
And that shit— learn that. You learn that when you were a little bitty kid.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. And, you know, I'm sorry, but like, that kid should have got his ass beat when he was a kid. He would be a different human being.
Oh, you know, I saw that.
And you know what's sad is like, I know parents like this, bro. Yeah, I know. Oh yeah, I know parents that will let their kids make every wrong decision instead of actually being a parent because they think that they're the kid's friend. Your job is not to be the kid's buddy or the kid's friend. Your job is to be a mentor and a parent that teaches these kids how to operate in a civil society so that they don't end up on the internet thinking that they're a girl when they're a boy, screaming and embarrassing themselves and likely getting beat up by the cops probably more than once because they think the world revolves around them, as opposed to understanding that the world does not revolve around anyone.
Bro, bro, you know, you know, so I got, I got two, uh, I'm a Target guy. I like Target.
Yeah, you know, Target.
Target.
We all like Target.
I'm an avid—
who doesn't like Target?
I'm an avid fan. Okay, Target's the shit, you know what I'm saying? And I got two funny—
don't forget to pick up your Form Energy and, yeah, no shit, and pretty much anything First Form at Target. No ads.
None of that.
None of that.
No, none of that. I genuinely like Target. Yeah, I genuinely like Target.
And buy some of our shit.
Genuinely there. But I got two really awesome Target stories. I'm only going to tell one. The other one's kind of inappropriate. Um, but both revolve around this aspect of my kids, you know what I'm saying? Because we'll go there, we'll be in a little cart, you know, my kids are pretty well behaved, you know what I'm saying? And, uh, we were walking through, dude, and this, this older lady— I mean, grandma, grandma age, you know what I'm saying— she's walking through with her older daughter, and, uh, she's like, oh my goodness, your kids are just so well behaved. Now look, I said it's because I beat them. I said it just like that, bro. I didn't say nothing else. And, and the daughter was like, Mom, come on. Like, dude, like, no, like, it's unfucking acceptable. This dude's 27 right now.
No way.
27 years old, bro. And he's acting like he's fucking 12 because the cop said he on the fucking radio.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Like, like this.
Look, bro, this is what happens, dude. And these parents don't parent their kids properly and they think they're being their friend.
Yeah.
And then these kids like literally have from the time they're 20 until the time they die, they live a miserable life because they can't understand that the world does not fucking accommodate itself to you.
No, it doesn't.
Right. It doesn't for any of us.
That's the key, bro. It's not— it's not specific to the fucking— no, it's anybody.
Yes. The world is an environment that you have to learn to operate in. Just like if you jump in the ocean and you don't swim, you're going to fucking drown.
Right. And so I'm a fish, so I'm safe. No.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
Yeah. So, so yeah, man, I mean, this is— this is failed parenting strategy. And, you know, now you have these kids to the point where they're controlling the household. You know, they get disciplined one time, they're calling DFS.
Yeah.
You know, it's like, dude, The system is fucked and this is what it produces. And everybody should pay attention to that because if you don't parent your kids the right way, that's what the fuck you're going to end up with.
You're going to end up like him.
Yeah. Or her. Whatever the fuck. Not even— imagine being so, so failed as a child by your parents that you don't even know what gender you are.
Mm.
Like, think about, like, really fucking think about that. Think of how much failing a parent has to do that when a kid is 18 years old, they don't even know if they're a boy or a girl.
Fuck.
That is total fucking failure.
You couldn't even teach them that.
That is total fucking failure. That's what we have.
Yeah.
Don't discipline your kids. They're all special. They all— everybody gets a trophy. Everybody wins. The world's going to treat you the way. And then instead of like molding themselves to operate in the environment, which we all have to do, they literally expect the entire environment to customize itself to accommodate them. And that is never going to happen. It's never, ever, ever happened for any human being that's ever existed since the history of fucking humans. It's never happened. The world does not accommodate you. And if you don't learn the rules of the world, you're going to live a life of misery, frustration, financial hardship, aggravation, depression, because you are going to be constantly frustrated that the environment doesn't shift to your liking. That is not going to happen. It never happens. It— I don't even understand how someone could be so arrogant and so self-absorbed to believe that that could happen.
Yeah.
Like, think what you have to think to think that the whole entire world is going to call you a girl when you are very clearly a boy. And when they call you that because that's the truth, you freak the fuck out. That's absurd shit, bro.
Wild. It's wild.
It's so— it's so absurd.
Now look at you.
Yeah. Yeah. His life is over, dude. There's no transforming that human.
The hairline definitely.
Yeah, his hairline's quick.
Yeah.
See, see, when your hair starts to look like that, you got to fire it.
You got to fire it.
Yeah, you got to fire before it quits.
Only fight I've ever lost in my life.
Yeah, it's like you didn't— you didn't lose it because you fired it.
I still won.
Yeah, it's like when you got a girl, you know, she's going to break up with you. Got to break up with her first. You know what I'm saying? I fucking broke up with you, bitch.
That's right.
Fuck out of here.
That's right. I was leaving you. I said what I said.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah.
Here, here. But dude, this is— this kid's not coming back. His, his next 50 years of life, which he won't make. Okay. Because we all know the fucking— the suicide rate for trans people is like over 50%, isn't that?
Isn't it? Yeah.
So crazy.
53, 54%.
This kid won't make it, bro.
Statistically.
Yeah. Totally. Total failure by the parents. Total failure by the network and the system and the teachers. And we see this at scale right now. And this is why we have an entire generation of people that are having a very hard time. Now, I do think that the younger people are coming up and they're observing people like this and they're like, holy shit.
All right.
I don't want to be like that. So I do believe that the people younger than this guy's generation are coming up with the same sort of, you know, and that's, that's how it works, right? It's ebbs and flows. You know, you go one side of the pendulum, then the other side, then the other side. And I think we have a generation of people coming up that are more traditional in their, in their stances. They understand work ethic, they understand they have to create something. Yeah, they understand the world's not going to accommodate them. And then what they mostly understand is they don't want to be like that.
Yeah, you know, I have another interesting theory about the, the trans guys too, bro. You know what I think it is? There is a mad case of micropenis. Okay, and I say that—
well, I mean, I think if you take a whole bunch of estrogen and make your Things shrink up, shrink, right?
But like, you know, let's be real, if you're not afraid, you're only not afraid to lose something if it's not worth fucking keeping. Like, bro, you don't see nobody walk around with a fucking hog, be like, yeah, I'm ready to cut my shit off.
That at all, bro. Yeah, that's true.
You know what I'm saying? I mean, like, come on, man. Like, they all gotta have small, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know. I don't think that's what it is. I think it's these people are so— they're raised so poorly. They're not like— it goes back to what we were saying about the tantrums and shit. These people refuse and have never learned how to socialize properly. They've always been the outcast. They've always been the weird person. They've never had that many friends. And they finally think that like, oh, well, this is the trend now, which is not right now, but it was a few years ago that if I do this, I'll fit in. If I do this, I'll get attention. If I do this, I'll be accepted and loved. And you know, that's just not the case. And that comes again from failed parenting at an early age.
So it's important to play by the rules, man. I didn't make them.
No, nobody. I mean, dude, it is what it is.
It is what it is. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You can't go try to play football with baseball.
So I guess they arrested this guy.
Yeah. Yeah. He got arrested. Yeah. The full clip is like 10 fucking minutes apparently too. This isn't like a—
see, he won't think that he did anything wrong. No, he's going to come out and say, they abused me, they harassed me because I was this and they did. It was their fault.
Yep.
And that's, that's, that is the underlying problem. It's really the underlying problem for anybody that doesn't achieve or become what they want to become. They always end up blaming it on someone else. It's never someone else. It's always you. Even if it's not you, it's you. And if you just adopt that mentality, winning becomes pretty fucking easy.
Yeah, no shit.
Because you just fix the shit or you adapt.
Adapt or die.
Yeah. You know, the number one, the number one, um, sign to businesses that are able to succeed long term is their ability and speed at which they adapt. And it goes the same for human beings. So, you know, but to adapt, you've got to be able to say, okay, I was wrong. Well, how I see it is not right. Not everybody else is wrong and I'm right.
Right.
Like, if you're, you're the common denominator in all your problems, dude, like every fucking problem that you have has one thing in common, and that's you. So if you have problem after problem after problem after problem after problem, you've got to break down what are the commonalities amongst that problem or all these problems. And you're going to always find the answer to be the same. It's, it's you.
Yeah. It's like the buddy who gets kicked out of bar after bar after bar.
And it's always just the bar, the bouncer's fault.
Right.
That's right. And I think a lot A lot of it is low IQ stupidity for sure. Okay. Like there's some people, there's a lot of people out there that are just too stupid to realize that they're the fucking problem.
Mm-hmm.
You know?
Mm-hmm. Yep. Oh guys, let's go down to the comments.
I mean, that almost seemed like a skit.
Yeah, it did.
That was so absurd. It seemed like it was fake.
Well, you could tell the cop has dealt with him before.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Cause he was, you want the fucking pepper spray?
What you want?
You know what I'm saying? What you want this time?
Yeah.
You know? Uh, yeah, man. Guys, jump in the comments. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, dude, we got a lot to talk about. All right, got a lot to cover. Uh, so guys, remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforsella.com. You guys can check them out there, or just click and check in the description below, um, to check these, uh, these out yourself. That being said, let's get into it. Headline number 1: All right, all right, we got some action now. Armed loon sets off incendiary device outside New York City federal headquarters as Terrorism Task Force probes anti-ICE attack. It's happening, they're starting, they've, they figured it out.
Now I'm losing—
yeah, some, uh, crazy maniac is what it's described as lit an incendiary device Monday morning outside inside a building in Lower Manhattan, uh, Manhattan Monday morning that houses federal immigration offices and courts, officials and law enforcement sources said. The terrorism task force was investigating the incident, including probing whether it was an anti-ICE attack, according to the sources. The suspect, a man identified by sources as a 43-year-old military veteran from Poughkeepsie, uh, was taken into custody. He was not immediately charged. Officials said he started a blaze with gasoline and fireworks outside of 26 Federal Plaza around 8:30 AM and also threatened passerby with, uh, airsoft rifles. The man was pulling a cart with, quote, "Ice off our streets" scrawled on the side that contained two long firearms, more fireworks, and other items, sources said. The video did get circulated around, uh, the internet. Uh, we have that clip here. Let's check this out.
Guys, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, get away from there!
I love the narration.
Oh my God, get away from there! No, no, no, get away from there! Oh my God, get away! Oh my God! So they arrest this guy and he wasn't charged?
It's kind of weird. He wasn't charged immediately, but they did definitely take him in. Um, it's, uh, it's, it's, it's interesting. All right, um, so you have this happening, um, obviously that, uh, that video is going around crazy right now on social media, um, and he was fighting the entire time down to the ground. Now you have this happen And then a brand new report comes out, okay, uh, that U.S. bases and ICE facilities are being targeted in a Cuba-linked 24-hour activist mobilization plan. Okay, so this is a report that came from the State Department that argues that Cuba has cultivated a network of American activist organizations that can be mobilized against U.S. policy, citing a publicly posted plan for protest at U.S. military bases ICE facilities and federal buildings. As a recent example, the June National Rapid Response Plan was distributed by the National Network on Cuba, a U.S. coalition of more than 60 organizations. The State Department links the coalition to the Cuban government through its relationship with the Cuban Institute of Friendship with the Peoples, or ICAP, a government entity sanctioned in June for allegedly supporting—
who funds that? Right, exactly. I guarantee it's the same old fuckers, bro.
Um, the plan calls for coordinated nationwide attacks within 24 hours of a U.S. military attack or the imminent threat of one, and says its goal is to make it politically and materially costly for the U.S. government to wage war on Cuba. The plan has already been made publicly available. The State Department report presents it as evidence of what it describes as a broader Cuban effort to cultivate and mobilize sympathetic organizations inside the U.S. Um, now the interesting thing here is all of the organizations that have been listed out in this, uh, Code Pink, which we've covered them being tied into a lot of the paid protesting that we've seen throughout the country, uh, in reference to these illegal immigrants that are here. Um, Code Pink is one. Um, the People's Forum, that's a New York-based activist and political education center. The Democratic Socialists of America as, uh, as a socialist political organization. And the National Lawyers Guild is a progressive legal association. Now, all of these, they're listed as members of the National Network on Cuba alongside the Communist Party USA and dozens of smaller organizations. And so this makes me, makes me think, because this is something we've talked, um, and dove into in great detail, you know, the, the threat of communism um, how it hides itself under socialism, which is what all these young bucks are trying to, you know, get along with, right?
But dude, I see these things and I call, you know, I like to look at patterns, right? And you know what, we've also covered this very interesting thing that happens typically right before some crazy big fucking, you know, false flag type of event. You know what it is, Andy?
Sharks.
We got sharks, baby. We got fucking sharks, guys. Super El Niño could spark a surge in shark attacks. Great whites venture beyond their natural habitats. So, I mean, I don't know if it's coincidence. I don't know. What's your take on all of this?
Um, every single person of every single one of those organizations should be arrested. Every single fucking one. Every single card-carrying member of every single organization that is linked to or funds these kind of activities should be arrested. All of them. All of them. And they should be put in prison forever. Okay. I posted, I posted a picture and this, this is kind of like representative of the mentality that people have. Okay. I posted a picture of Mondami watching the World Cup with the prison inmates at Rikers Island or the jail inmates. Okay.
I saw that.
Yeah. And I said very simply. I said, imagine if you were the victim of a violent crime and you look on television and you see the mayor watching the World Cup with the assailant that attacked you. Okay, now you're a taxpaying citizen, you're somebody who is walking around acclimated to civil society, and you get attacked or assaulted or beat up or stabbed Raped, fucked, raped. You turn on television and your elected official is sitting there with the inmates. That was my caption. Imagine if you were the victim of a violent crime and you turn on the television and you watch— you saw Mendami watching the World Cup. There were a handful of comments. Now, I would say the majority of the comments were like, what the fuck? But there were a handful of comments that were like, jails for rehabilitation. Imagine treating these people like actual human beings. Well, tell me that you've never been a victim of violent crime without fucking telling me, okay? A lot of y'all live in delusional fucking land, okay? Not everybody can be rehabilitated. Not everybody can be taught right from wrong. Not everybody is a good person. Treating these people as if jail is some sort of country club does not deter them from committing crime.
In fact, there's a lot of criminals that commit crime to go back to jail because the life they have inside jail is better than the one they have outside of jail, right? And if we want to take crime seriously and we want to stop all this crazy shit, we need to start making our jails and our prisons intolerable, okay? But what about human rights? You forfeit your human rights when you start to attack or violently stab or rape or kill or do any of these things to regular people.
Yeah, you take away other people's human rights.
You forfeit your human rights.
Yeah, bro.
Okay, the prison system should be so fucking intolerable to live in that it deters people from committing crime. That's how it works.
That's how it's supposed to work.
That's how it works. Okay, so for all you fucking idiots out there that have this bleeding heart sympathy, you've never been affected by this. You've never been in this situation. I have been. I've been fucking stabbed. I almost fucking died. And I can tell you what, if I turned on the television and I saw the mayor of the town that I was living in watching the World Cup with that person, I don't even know what the fuck I would feel. I would be furious. Like, what the fuck are we doing here in society? Okay, y'all need to stand the fuck up against this shit and start speaking up against it. And people like this, You need to stand behind the police and, and get behind the prosecuting attorneys and tell them and make it known that you want these people strung the fuck up for what they do. Okay, if we have all kinds of domestic official organizations that are committing, that are organized or committing these kind of disruptions to society, how is that not domestic terrorism?
That's right.
But they'll put me on a domestic terrorist list because I speak the fucking truth on the internet. Okay, we live in a backwards world that wants to take everything from civilized society and ruin it. And if y'all don't start to speak up against it, it's gonna happen. Okay, that person right there, really honestly, if we're being completely honest, they should have fucking shot him on the spot. Okay, if you're attacking a federal building and you're putting explosives and it's that cut and dry and they see you do it, fucking shoot them. Okay, but they won't do that in New York. You know why? Because the police can now be held personally liable for acting on the job. And that's the point. They put the police in a position where they can't do the fucking job because if they do the job the way the job should be done, they could be put in prison themselves or held financially liable themselves. That's ridiculous. That's insane. Okay. And they'll say, well, we got some bad cops. Yeah, man. There's fucking a few bad cops. Most of the cops are not bad. Okay. Most cops want to hold the law.
Most cops got to live in the fucking system. Okay. They understand what it's like. They don't want these shitheads running around doing all this shit. And until we get back to like demanding that these people get held accountable, it's not going to happen. So it's very frustrating for me that people like you and me could be harassed and put on lists, but the Lawyers Association and the United States Communists of this or that, they get free rein to do whatever the fuck they want. How much taxes are those people paying? How much fucking value are they bringing to society? What are they doing besides disrupting and hurting and, and deluding and demoralizing and destabilizing our entire country? I'm fucking tired of it, dude. And I think most people are tired of it. But instead of standing up and demanding it and going to like the meetings and everything and like, dude, it's like people are just going on with their fucking lives. Like, if you guys want things to change, not only do you need to represent exactly what it's supposed to be to be a fucking functioning American, you need to demand that the laws are upheld the proper way..
And right now that's not happening. Why, why are all these people who are contributing finances, which by the way, are any of those organizations linked to Soros?
I mean, I mean, do you think— I'm sure I could do a quick search.
I'm just saying, could we fucking dig in and find that it's the same old people that are financing the same old thing? We have like 5 or 6 people at the top of the food chain that are creating all the disruption in this country. Why are they fucking walking around free? Why? Anyway, they should all be arrested, all of them, and they should go to jail forever, and the jail should be miserable, and that's how it should be.
They receive indirect funding from Soros-backed entities.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, then again, it's the same fucking guys. It's the same guys every time. Why are they allowed to do this? Why? Oh, because they're paying all the fucking politicians to— bunch of fucking traitors, dude, on the left and the right. They're willing to sell out their own citizens' safety and not actually do anything about the problem because they're getting a few bucks from the people creating the fucking problem.
So crazy, dude. Yeah, that's so crazy, man. So I was just looking at that other one, see if they were tied in there too. It's crazy, man. I think, you know, going back to what we were talking about earlier with the, you know, 60 seconds of liberal insanity, right? Like, the world has its, its fucking playbook. The rules are there, right? And trying to make society adjust around you or your beliefs or ideals doesn't work. There's also a certain level of tolerance from the people that have to live in that not accepting that shit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, and like, and maybe we're fortunate because we don't really see much of it here or like around us, right? Like, obviously I'm not saying, oh, you should, let's go travel and find it. But like, for those people that have this shit happening close to them, I don't understand how it's being tolerated.
Well, it's not going to be tolerated for very much longer, dude, because what's happening is good people are figuring out that if they want the problem solved, they got to handle it themselves. So we're going to move towards vigilante justice. Um, and that's going to happen more and more. And I would bet that the courts hold those people more responsible than they hold the people who are committing the original act responsible. They've shown that.
Yeah.
But you're going to start to see people just not give a fuck.
Yes.
And you're going to start to see people, dude, I really, I really believe that you're going to start seeing people go after the judges.
Mm.
That's what I think.
Yeah.
Because, dude, I can tell you this. If I had a judge who— let's say a guy killed somebody in my family and I had a judge that just let him walk, bro, that ain't flying. No, it ain't fucking flying. And I'm not the only one that feels that way. Okay, I'll go to fucking prison for that. I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, I'll fucking watch the FIFA game with the mayor.
No shit. Yeah, I'm saying.
Yeah, it wouldn't be that bad.
I just think— I think a lot of these people in positions of power are grossly overestimating their protective bubble that they live in. They're not realizing that people are being pushed to the limit to where we're going to start to see people literally coming after them for not doing their job.
Yeah, guys, jump in the conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. And that being said, let's keep cruising. Headline 2, let's stay in New York City, shall we? Yeah, uh, you know, because speaking of Mayor N'Dammi, right, the communist mayor up in New York City, Um, out of left field a little bit, uh, Mamdani desperately seeking legal loophole to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu when Israeli, uh, prime minister visits New York City. Have you seen this? Been following this?
Yeah, but I think it's total bullshit, but go on.
I think it's theater.
Well, let's see.
It's theater. Yeah, uh, Mayor Zorhan Mamdani said he's desperately seeking a legal loophole to arrest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for alleged war crimes when he visits, in New York City in September. The pro-Palestine, Israel-hating socialist politician said in an interview published Saturday that it's unclear whether he has the authority to order the NYPD to arrest Netanyahu during the prime minister's expected trip to the Big Apple for the UN General Assembly, but is in an active conversation with the city's law department about the matter. Quote, I believe that Prime Minister Netanyahu belongs in the Hague. Maldani bluntly told the New York Post, uh, New York Times, uh, referring to the United Nations.
He's not fucking wrong, okay? He's not wrong.
He's not wrong, okay? He says, quote, he's a war criminal who has been charged by the International Criminal Court. And what you will find is that it is an opinion that is held by many purely because of what his actions have wrought over these last many years.
No, for the last 40 years. Okay, do your fucking research, dude. If you're going to fucking say it, say it right. This motherfucker's caused problems in the entire world for 40 motherfucking years since the early fucking '80s. Okay. He is constantly, constantly leveraging our politicians to go to war and send our fucking kids to fight wars on behalf of him and his own bloodthirst and warmongering bullshit. Okay. Nobody supports militarily doing these wars anymore on the, on the, on the, on the, in the name of fucking Israel. No. Okay. It's, it doesn't matter what you believe biblically. Okay. This whole thing of like, well, Israel is, you know, the fucking chosen people. Nobody gives a fuck. And by the way, you didn't even, you don't even know your biblical history. There's a New Testament and an Old Testament. Okay, and there was a new covenant made for the reason of what we're seeing in the world right now.
Exactly.
All right, so before you throw me with this fucking biblical bullshit, realize number one, I don't give a fuck because we're supposed to be free of religious oppression or force anything upon us, and having our military go fight wars in the name of somebody else's religious beliefs violates what this country is even about.
That's right.
Okay. Secondly, it's wrong. Like, what they say is wrong biblically. Thirdly, most of the disruption in the world, including the war in Ukraine, including the war for that we went through for 20 years in Iraq and Afghanistan, all of these things were brought on by Netanyahu. Okay, all of them. So he's not wrong that that motherfucker, he doesn't belong in the Hague. He belongs with his head on a fucking pike. Okay, that's what the fuck he belongs. They don't have nothing to do with Jewish people. That has to do with a tyrannical fucking leader who has been creating problems in the world for the last 40 fucking years. Okay, again, this goes with the theme that very few people create most of the problems in Western society, and he's one of them.
He's one of them.
You know who another one is? George Soros. You know who another one is? Anybody who fucking contributes to any of that shit, which is most of our politicians.
That's right. Well, let's see what O.B.B. had to say about this, right? Because he was on a talk show podcast.
He probably laughed. Yeah, because he knows he's fucking untouchable.
Let's check this out.
I hate Mom Donnie, and he has threatened to arrest you time and time again, which we know he really can't do. But he seems pretty steadfast on arresting you when you get here. I know you're going to come speak at the U.N. In September. I know you have a trip too coming to D.C., but are you nervous that he may try that when you get here in September? No, I'm not. I think he should look at who he's condemning, who he's praising. He's condemning Israel, the one democracy that stands shoulder to shoulder with American values, fights our soldiers' fight shoulder to shoulder with America's valiant soldiers. But, you know, who does he champion? Hamas. Hamas, that calls openly to massacre every Jew on Earth, that conducted that horrible massacre, the worst massacres on Jews since the Holocaust. He basically apologizes and excuses for Iran, the greatest terror regime on Earth, that openly calls for the murder of President Trump and other senior officials, and so on. So he's with the terror actors. And I think the problem is, you know, that he doesn't recognize or he doesn't care that those who hate the Jews and Israel ultimately hate America.
And in fact, yeah, that's true. And you don't stand shoulder to shoulder with us. We stand shoulder to shoulder with you. We're not over here starting all the shit. We're not over here. We're fucking over here working our balls off, sending our tax money to our government, who then sends it to you. You're not sending us the money. You're not doing anything for us. And they like to say this shit like, oh, well, they're sharing our intelligence. Okay, if their intelligence is so superior to ours, then why the fuck are we— why are they fighting their wars with our shit, with our weapons, our planes, our tanks, our shit? If you're such a contributing member to everything we got going on over here, then why the fuck are you using our CIA? Why do you have your agents in our fucking systems? You're full of shit. It's a lie. It's a lie. We protect you. You don't do shit for us. And because you have Big Brother, the United States of America, protecting you, you go and start shit that doesn't need to be started over and over and over again for 40 fucking years.
That's the true relationship of what's going on with Israel and the United States. And it comes from him. It comes from him. There's tons of people in Israel that fucking hate this dude. There's tons of politicians that are trying to get him arrested, okay? Because they understand what this man is doing to the perception of Jews across the globe. When he says Hamas is the only people in the world that want to massacre— that's not true. That's not true. There's tons of countries that are hating Jewish people because of what this man has done. He's an enemy. He is an enemy to the everyday Jew. Yeah, period. And dude, on top of that, that's greatly stated. It's the truth.
Perfectly stated.
He is the enemy of the everyday Jew.
He is. He knows it.
Yes, he's doing it on purpose. He's doing it on purpose. And dude, the other thing that needs to be, you know, talked about here is that when he— ah, fuck, dude, I could go on and on. The bottom line is is that this guy's a fucking problem. Okay. And he's a problem for like, dude, what, what does our relationship with Israel do for the average American?
Oh, well, I can tell you this. Oil prices are up. I'm just saying, literally, I mean, energy prices are correct.
Every single fucking thing that we do with them hurts the average American. And the average American are the ones that are funding this shit. Okay, so this guy's openly stated before that he's gonna destroy America and fucking take it over 30 fucking years ago. Okay, this dude, they, they— it's a lie. They're our greatest ally. Well, if you're our greatest ally, how about you stop getting us in a bunch of bullshit that we don't need to be in? How about that?
Well, you know, you know, how about you get along with the people?
And like, dude, you know, they say Oh, well, everybody hates America. Yeah, because we got to go over and clean up your shit all the time. No shit, they fucking hate us. What the fuck you talking about? Okay. And by the way, the Muslims that, that fucking attack, those are extreme Muslims. Most Muslims don't give a fuck about what Israel does, bro. Remember, people are people. They're worried about eating. They're worried about surviving. They're worried about their day-to-day life. We are living in a world that is becoming overly complicated and disruptive because of a few very powerful rich people, man.
Intentionally.
Yes. And like, dude, this whole thing about like, you're our greatest ally. Well, explain it to me then. Instead of just saying that, let's get a list. And on the left hand of the list, we're going to write out all the things that America does for Israel. On the right hand of the list, we're going to write out all the things that Israel does for America. And if we did that, the list on one side would be very long and the list on the other side would be this: we use their intelligence services.
So that's it. That's it.
That's all they ever say.
That's right. It's not a symbiotic relationship.
No, not at all. It's total bullshit, bro.
Most would call it— science would call it parasitic relationship.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And, dude, well, that's what it is.
It is.
That is what it is.
It is, dude. And like, you know, the other angle of this, right?
Like, If we're just looking and getting back to the point of the Madami thing. Yeah, Madami has no intent. He can't do this and he knows he can't do that. And he knows if he did it, they'd kill him. And he's only doing this to rally support around him socially in his own fucking, you know, with his own people, his own little commie shit.
Communists. Well, and then also Trump chimed in and said it's not happening in any way, shape or form. So, you know, there's that.
I'm sure that was a popular fucking tweet. Super popular.
Yeah. Yeah, super popular for sure. It was huge. Uh, but the thing, the, the piece that I'm having real issues with now, man, you know, this whole conflict with Iran that's happening, bro, you know, I was doing some, some digging and some numbers here. Uh, you know, there was just this most recent attack, uh, on a base, um, and, uh, it killed 3 Americans, right? 3 Americans, young Americans, um, super young Americans. And so I started looking at, you know, just specifically just this conflict with Iran right? Um, and as of, you know, now when the show's being recorded, there's been 17 U.S. service members, uh, have, have been officially, uh, confirmed killed in the war with Iran. 17. Okay. Uh, with—
it's not worth one—
with anywhere from 420 to 427 troops being wounded in this, right? And then I started looking at, well, how many Israeli soldiers have been killed Again, just in this conflict with Iran. Okay. And the number is 11. It's 11. Um, and that, that's been confirmed. Um, 11, right? So we have 17.
Listen, zero soldiers that are American should pay with their life for what's going on in the Middle East.
Zero.
There also should be zero fucking Israeli deaths as well. Because these people should be able to diplomatically get along with the countries that are around them. They can't do it.
You have to.
They can't do it because their goal is not simply to exist. Their goal is to expand and create a better country for Israel. It's what's been going on for thousands and thousands and thousands of years with every country. But for the last 100 years or so, We've— everybody's kind of understood, okay, this is our country, these are our borders. We're gonna, you know, we're gonna work with the guys next to us. We're gonna have a peaceful relationship. They're the only country in the world right now that's operating how countries operated 500 years ago.
Yeah, let's, let's expand.
Let's conquer.
That's right.
Okay. And what we're seeing here is nothing new. It just hasn't happened in a very long time. And so what we have is no different than a a dictator or a czar or a Caesar from 1,000 years ago that's looking to expand what it is their country is. They were gifted that fucking region. Okay. It was— they, they, they forced Palestinians out and they were gifted that region and that's not good enough for them. And so they're constantly trying to manipulate ways to eliminate the countries around them instead of diplomatically coexisting. Okay, that's the problem. Okay, dude, do you really think that after 9/11, like, what happened in Iraq was about weapons of mass destruction? No, no, it was about fucking destabilizing the country so that all the countries between Iran and Israel become destabilized so that they can control the whole fucking land. That's what this is about. All right. So, you know, if they were to just exist as Israel and coexist with these other people, it'd be a different story. But they are the aggressor. They are the aggressor every single fucking time because they'll take one missile shot or a rocket shot, right?
Some fucking rocket, some fucking crazy extremist Muslim fucking weirdo made in his backyard. Yeah. And then use it to fucking attack an entire country and say everybody in Lebanon must die because of this.
That's right.
Like, dude, that would be like saying I got fucking robbed by a black dude. And you know what? So now we need to kill all the black people.
That's right.
That's what the fuck he does. So, like, dude, people need to start calling what the fuck it is and not dance around the truth. The truth of the matter is this guy is fucking up the world and he's fucking up America and he's fucking up his own people. And all this antisemitism that is happening is happening because of him.
It will go away. It would go away if that shit stopped.
Yeah. Just leave people alone, dude. Americans don't want this shit. Americans want to fucking wake up. They want to work hard. They want to live in a high-trust society with low crime where they can leave their bike out and it won't get stolen. You know, like how they do in Dubai or Japan and other high-trust— Singapore. And do you know why this happens in other countries? Because if you steal the bike, you get fucking punished for the bike harshly, publicly. Okay. In certain Muslim countries, you know, they'll cut your fucking hand off for stealing. All right. In Singapore, they'll cane you.. All right. In China, you just fucking disappear. You're gone. Where'd Ling Ling go? Okay.
Yeah.
Ling Ling went to the Bing Bing.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, bro, they're gone. Like, that is how you run a country to create high trust.
That's right.
There has to be a sense of fear. I cannot do what's wrong. And if I do what's wrong, I will be punished harshly. When that exists, society is peaceful, it's civilized. We do not have that here. We are destabilized currently. That's the problem. But anyway, I could go on and on about this, but at the end of the day, Manami's full of shit. He's not going to do anything. It's a fucking play to market himself.
Well, because I mean, outside of even that, the United States, we do not recognize the international court to, you know, we don't recognize them in that sense. So we won't honor any extradition warrants.
Yeah, but they'll arrest fucking Tate and send him back to fucking England even though he's an American citizen. That's right.
That's a whole nother—
they'll arrest Andrew Tate for something that has been proven over and over and over again that he did not fucking do. The victims, quote unquote, have come out and fucking said that he didn't do it, but they will arrest him and extradite him to England where he's probably going to end up in jail for a long time. They put you in jail for Facebook posts.
That's right. Okay. He's the first illegal immigrant they fucking—
Yeah, but they won't hold accountable. They won't hold accountable. The thousands of fucking migrants that are coming across into England and murdering and raping and stabbing and killing the people.
That's right.
Because you know what? That's racist.
That's racist.
If I was Tate, I'd be like, bro, I'm brown. Yeah, it's fucking racist. I thought I was— that'd be his defense.
That's right. That's right. Yeah, dude, this shit's crazy, man.
It's all backwards. And anybody who argues it is— they're not paying attention, dude. Like, I see these people who I, I respect, like, I respect them. They're nice people. They're good people. Like, there's a couple of podcasters. I'm not talking about the bought and paid for ones. I'm not talking about the fucking, you know, the shills. I'm talking about, like, I'm talking about, like, there's some good people that I know. I know them personally and they're so on the pro-Israel shit. It's like, dude, what are you looking at? What are you looking at? Explain to me what I don't get.
Yeah, what am I not seeing?
What do I not— what do I—
where—
what am I not understanding, right? You get these buzzwords: Israel's our greatest ally, Israel stands shoulder to shoulder, Israel is a democracy just like us, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Point out the, the things behind that, what you mean, not just these buzzword phrases.
That's right.
Because everything I could see is that the American workers are working their balls off to pay half of their money in tax that gets sent over to countries like this while the result of these conflicts then makes the American lifestyle harder for those people. So what, what am I missing here, man? I see these people, dude, and they're just like, they can't hear any criticism towards what's going on here. It's like, dude, what do you— and I know these people are not getting paid. Yeah, it's just what they believe. And I'm— and then like their aggressiveness in the defense, like everybody who— like what I just said, they're like, he's retarded. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? I'm— what am I seeing? What am I seeing that I don't understand? I'm not a fucking idiot. Okay, now I might do idiot shit once in a while, but like, I'm a pretty good critical thinker. Like, I can observe data and say and draw conclusions. Mm-hmm.
I can look outside and tell you the sky is blue or it's raining. Yeah.
You know, like, what are we talking about here, dude? This is just reality and it has nothing to do with regular Jewish people, bro. Like, it's just like Fuck. What are you looking at, dude? Explain it to me. Explain it to me.
Yeah. Educate me. Hmm.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I don't get it. Maybe I don't understand. Maybe there's tons of shit I don't know. Fucking tell me what I don't know. Because dude, I'm telling you right now, from what I can observe, we're dealing with a fucking terrorist czar dictator Caesar type figure from 1,000 years ago. Who believes that he has a biblical right to conquer other civilizations. And he's making us do it. And then he's like, oh, the people hate America. No shit.
Yeah. Yeah. No shit, man, bro.
If we didn't stand shoulder to shoulder with them, they would have already been wiped the fuck out. Okay. Which I'm not for that either. Okay. But there should be a reasonable, hey, uh, Netanyahu, you cannot fucking just attack an entire country because a couple of retards shot a fucking homemade rocket at you. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like, dude, we just want some common sense, common sense shit, you know? And because the common sense shit isn't handled by our leadership, we end up with these extremist viewpoints where people are like, fucking wipe Israel off the face of the earth or kill every Muslim. Like, dude, neither one of those are fucking proper human solutions. But that doesn't get the clicks, that doesn't get the likes, that doesn't get the attention. You know, that's another aspect of this. Let's say all the most abrasive shit so that we, we can get attention, which then polarizes people where they can't come together. It's frustrating, man.
Yeah. Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on the conversation. Let's know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, our third and final headline, headline number 3. And if you were athletic, what sport would you play?
Oh, really?
Huh?
If I was athletic?
Y'all can't fucking laugh like that, man.
If I was athletic? Motherfucker, I'm one of them. I'm one of the most— I'm one of the most athletic men on the planet at my age. I can promise you that.
Why do I do that, man? Fucking come on, man.
I don't just lift weights, bro. I can move. I'm fucking coordinator.
No, you are, dude. You are. And you've been playing sports since you were fucking young, young, right? You guys did travel ball?
Yeah. Baseball. Yeah, yeah, tons of it. That's really all we did growing up. It was the greatest fucking thing ever, dude. Like, most of my best memories of my entire life was from that, from travel baseball growing up. Yeah, I loved it, dude. And I miss it. I miss that carefree, fun organic, like, life.
Yeah.
You know, like, you know, they always used to say when you were a kid, you know, they say, oh man, just wait till you're older. You think you got problems now? They're fucking right. You know, but like, fuck, dude. I mean, that's all we did growing up. We played baseball. And when we weren't playing baseball, we were playing baseball in the backyard. That's all we did. All we did was play baseball. Yeah, if it was, if it was 30 degrees outside, we were playing baseball. Like, as long as there wasn't snow on the ground, we were playing baseball. Yeah, like, it's all we did, bro.
Yeah. And those tracks— I, I've never— I didn't do travel ball or anything like that, so I don't know. I mean, were they ever like chaotic?
Sometimes. Yeah, man. I mean, like, like, I mean, yeah, I could tell you stories, dude. Like, okay, like, we go around, like, because, dude, all the parents end up— it's like a booze fest for the parents. Okay, so like, I remember one time we were at this travel tournament and my dad— I hated this because like I was like kind of paranoid as a kid. I don't know why, dude. Like, I always thought like, I don't know why I think this way, but I always fucking was like, my parents are going to leave and like, like leave you at the thing.
Yeah.
Like they're going to disappear and like, like, I don't know what that was. Did you— do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
I was scared.
You know, they say you don't fear what actually happened.
Well, I mean, it happened.
I never had that. I just thought it was how it worked.
Yeah, you start with milk, but like, dude, so like, I get real nervous.
Yeah.
Like when my dad— because my dad— what would happen is we would have to go to bed and all the parents would go out and like in the parking lot and drink beer and hang out and shit. And I remember one night I heard like a bunch of yelling and shit. I looked out there, all the parents fucking fighting.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
Yeah.
Okay. Well, that's my question. I guess I needed to know. If this is something new or is this just travel ball? Well, I mean, travel ball insanity. Rival 15U parents brawl at Mississippi World Series over youth sports drama. This is wild. Okay, we gotta see if it's normal. So the emotional toll of a long travel softball season spilled over into an ugly fight amongst parents at a Mississippi tournament over the weekend. Multiple eyewitnesses say a fight between dueling 15U parents from Texas and Louisiana boiled over into an all-out fistfight at a so-called World Series event in Laurel, Mississippi. Children could be heard screaming. Some cried. One even looked, uh, even took what is believed to be a cleat and threw it at a parent. Both sides claim the other side started it. There are accusations that the tournament directors went soft on Texas, uh, Team Texas. Uh, there are other parents who say Team Louisiana parents are to blame. In other words, It's just another in a long line of reports of travel ball parents gone wild as the race to a D3 scholarship continues to make moms and dads go insane. Let's check this clip, bro.
Whoever wrote that is fucking troll.
Yeah, that's funny. Let's check this clip. It's always dick fat guy, bro.
Always. Look here, shit.
Nah, bro, it's always that guy.
There's an off-duty cop somewhere in there too, you know what I'm saying?
It's always that fat guy.
Yeah, always.
It's always the the same guy.
Oh man, what is that? Who is that?
It's because that guy used to probably be some sort of athlete when he was young, and he doesn't realize that he's not young and he's fat as fuck.
Yeah.
And you can't do the shit that you did when you were fucking 17 years old.
No, no, it's always that guy.
Dude, we were at a soccer game one time when Enzo was like 7, and, uh, Enzo's an aggressive player. He scores a lot of goals. He's, he's better than most of the kids at his age at sports. And he had scored like 4 goals in the game and the fucking other parent like was like mouthing off about it. And it's like, so then like Sal fucking yells, I'm there.
Yeah. Okay.
Then Sal yells back at him. And the dude stands up and like takes his shirt off. He's like this big fat guy. He's like, I'll fucking kick your ass. And like me and Sal are looking at him like, is this guy fucking serious right now? Yeah. What? Like, dude, it's—
he took his shirt off.
Oh yeah. And he was fat.
Wait, so let me, let me get this right then. So, so wait, I'm supposed to tell my kid to lower his shirt line?
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. You're his dad. That's a loser.
So your fucking kid feels—
how about this? How about you get your fat fucking shirt off? Ass out with your kid and make them practice and get better at what the fuck they do.
That's right.
Okay, how about that, fat ass?
Yeah. And so go score again, buddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck yeah, bro. It's crazy.
Yeah, bro. That's— it's always the same guy starting shit.
What's his name?
He's got a name.
Come on, Bruce. Bruce. Yeah. Fucking Bruce.
Bruce.
Yeah. Somebody on Facebook going by the name Soft.
That was a weak fight. That wasn't— Yeah, that was a fat guy that attacked someone and then ended up getting beat up on the ground.
Yeah. Yeah.
And, you know, he went back, he's like, oh, fucking taught that guy. Yeah, right.
Show that guy. Yeah. But this guy, he claims to have been at the game and says he knows what happened. Again, taking it with a grain of salt. But he says that Louisiana lost the game 9 to 4. They talked at and berated the Texas pitcher and other Texas players a majority of the game. After the LA fans continued making remarks, including calling the Texas players and fans white trash, which coming from Louisiana, like, come on, I don't think you can— I don't think you got the foundation to stand on there.
I mean, I think everybody looks like white trash there.
It's true. This is true. But the Texas coaches, they tried to have the umpires handle the situation. The umpires didn't do anything. Texas won, and the Louisiana parents, coaches, and team were waiting near the parking lot where the Texas team would park. One mom from Louisiana, purple shirt lady, who was yelling and cursing at the end, started screaming at the Texas players— teenagers, mind you— as they walked past. Um, also, we had no inter— uh, altercation at State at all, um, and none at the hotel either. But Texas definitely had conflict with every team. No one berated Texas during the game with Alabama either. We have video evidence of everything Texas did. Please go watch their Game Changer. It's all there. Yeah. So just normal shit.
I mean, it happens, dude, but like, scholarships are hard. That's what it comes from. It comes from these parents who legit think their kid's the best in the world playing a sport that they're probably never going to play again past the age of 17. Putting all this pressure on their kid, like, dude, it's, it's fucking stupid. Okay. And there's a difference between coaching your kid to be really good at something. I mean, let's be real. If all of the parents had just done their jobs and coached the kids to be the best they could, they probably would have won the game.
That's right. Okay.
But this all comes from the same mentality, bro. Everybody wins. Everybody gets a trophy. If I didn't win, they cheated. If I didn't win, it was fixed. If I didn't win, you know, it's, it's somebody else's fault. No, it's your fucking fault. You're the one that didn't win. You're the one that didn't practice. You're the parent that didn't get out there and take the reps with the kid. And we can tell because you're 400 fucking pounds. Okay, your fat ass isn't doing shit but laying on the couch. You're letting YouTube raise your kid. You know, it's just, it's fucking, it's, it's lowlife shit. It's lowlife shit.
So yeah, man, whack shit, dog.
But yeah, this stuff used to happen at— I wouldn't say like this, like it wasn't a normal thing, but I mean, big old Bruce. Yeah, there he is. You know, that's Bruce.
Oh man.
Now he's apologizing because he just got his fucking ass embarrassed. I don't want any more of that. Oh, it's all good. Just shut the fuck up. You know, like, bro, how embarrassed are you? Look at you guys, bro. Like, look at you. You're, you're, you're, you're probably 40 years old and you look like you're 60. You think you're badass. Like, it's whatever.
Yeah, sucks.
What an embarrassment to the kid.
I feel bad for the kids. You know what I'm saying? I feel bad for the kids. Mm.
Yeah, well, whatever.
Yeah, those D3 scholarships.
And by the way, the umpires didn't do anything. What are they supposed to do? Stop heckling? Like, that's part of the game. Yeah, part of the game is heckling. Part of the game is talking shit. Teach your kids to be a little fucking mentally tougher. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. How bad was your dad?
My dad didn't— my dad did not do that.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
My dad was not a heckler like my dad was.
My dad did what a dad's supposed to do.
Like, when we didn't play good, we'd come off heckling y'all.
No.
Yeah, he would. We'd get in the car and he'd be like, all right, what the fuck happened?
Yeah, that wasn't good.
What'd you do wrong? What do you need to work on? How do you get better? Like, it was never— it was their fault. It was your fucking fault. Okay? And that's what a parent's supposed to do. Like, my dad did not heckle people, bro. Now, my dad did get in a few altercations because Sal and I were usually much better than all the other kids. And we were bigger and faster and we were more aggressive. So like, you know, their kid would get run over or their kid would get hurt or some shit and the parents would get mad at my dad. But we're just playing the game, dude. You know, you play to win. You don't play to fucking— it's not pussyfoot, you know, USA, bro. Like, we're playing to fucking win. And when I step on the competition field for any fucking— you know why I don't do the little sports and shit that we do around here? Why I don't play flag football or basketball or any of that shit?
You don't even play ping pong because I'll fucking kill someone.
That's why. Because, dude, I know, I know how I am, bro. And everything turns into a real serious competition. If I'm competing, I'm serious. And that's just how I am. It's not fun for me. I don't like competing for fun. It's not fun.
Yeah.
Like, I don't play bags. I don't play horseshoes. I don't fucking— none of that shit. Because, dude, I don't fucking— I will get pissed off.
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, but it is what it is, man. I know my limits and so I don't do it, you know what I mean? Everybody else having fun, let them have fun. Don't go in there and ruin it. That's right.
You know, that's right. I love it, man. Guys, jump in on this.
I mean, isn't that what competition is like? Am I wrong? Like, isn't that what competition is like? Is there really such a thing as friendly competition? Is there really such a thing? That's to me, that's fake.
Yeah.
Okay. Now you can respect your competitors and you can be friends with them off the field and you can appreciate that them being good made you better. But when we're on that fucking field, bro, I'm trying to cut your motherfucking balls off. Yeah, I don't understand any other way to compete. You know what I'm saying?
I fucking love it.
Used to be how I used to be was I hated them all. I hated them. Now I've matured a little bit where I don't hate them in life.
That's right.
That's right. Like, for real.
That's right.
And I can also be grateful because I know myself. I know that if I see someone else doing something better than me, that ultimately I will get better than them. I know I'm a competitor. I know what I'm willing to do. But dude, when you're competing, bro, you're trying to win. This isn't a fucking— it's not a friendly thing. Like, it's— I don't know. Like, do you think anybody at the highest level of motocross, baseball, fucking football, soccer, any of this shit, like, do you think that, like, they're on the field, like, not that way. Like, how the fuck do you think they got there?
That's right.
That's how they got good, bro.
You're just saying the quiet part out loud.
It's not even the quiet part. It's just how it is.
Yeah.
And like, I don't understand. I just don't understand how to compete any other way. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, you're trying to win. Like, we're fucking trying to win. It's okay to win. You're supposed to win. Little kids know that they're supposed to win. Give a little kid a motherfucker. It's innate, dude. It's in your fucking DNA. Give a little kid a Nerf basketball and one of them little bitty fucking hoops, and he puts the ball in the hoop, not even know what the fuck he's doing. What's he do afterwards?
Fucking celebrates.
Celebrates. Yeah, it's in you. You're supposed to be a competitor. You're supposed to go hard. You're supposed to try to win. And all these people that shit on that are losers.
They lose.
So do you want to win or do you want to fucking lose? And if you want to win, there's only one way to fucking compete, and that's to compete for fucking everything. Now, when you're off the field, you can be friends. When you're off the field, you can learn, you can collaborate, you could talk. But dude, when we're on that motherfucking field, I'm trying to kill you. I don't understand. I don't understand any other way.
I fucking love it. I love it, guys. Let us know what you guys think about this down in the comments, man. Uh, that being said, Eddie, it's time, folks. We have arrived. Final destination. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck. All right, yes, we're bringing a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, we give it one of these two options. Um, you've heard of MMA?
I have.
Okay, uh, well, what about MMAI? It's a new sport that's, uh, really picking up some traction. Let's check it out. Watch The moment a robot is decapitated during a brutal humanoid cage fight, yet keeps fighting.
He should, pussy.
That's right, it's all about competition. Yeah, from where you got your head cut off, fuck, cry about it. That's right, that's right. Uh, from computer programmers to lawyers, several jobs are already at risk of being taken by artificial intelligence. Now it seems not even cage fighters are safe from the robot takeover. Shocking footage has emerged from China showing two humanoids battling it out in a mixed martial arts fight. The fight took place in Shenzhen, uh, last week and saw two robots go head to head in a cage as hundreds of spectators looked on. Um, in one particularly shocking moment, one of the robots had its head kicked off entirely yet continued to fight. Let's check the clip.
Oh, fuck, dude. Oh my God, bro.
He's dancing.
Okay, this is, this is like, there's two sides to this. Okay, this is fucking awesome.
Okay.
And also terrifying.
Okay. Because what happens with it not in the ring?
What happens when there's a gazillion of them? What happens when Elon Musk is right and he said every fucking— there's going to be 20 million robots You can't beat that motherfucker. You got his head kicked off, bro. Bro, that shit's entertaining though.
It's fucking— bro, you see how quick they're getting?
Yeah, it was awesome. Like, we're kind of scared. We're fucked. Yeah, we're fucked, dude. We're fucked. We're fucked. I mean, bro, we are totally fucked. Is this real?
Yeah.
Are you sure this isn't AI?
No.
Are you sure?
I mean, it's China.
It could be propaganda, but like, oh my God, dude, if this is real, we're done.
We're fucked.
We're smoked, bro. Now, his head is off.
Look, he's dancing, bro.
Oh man.
I got a question. I got a question.
What happens when they learn to shoot? What happens when they carry guns?
When the black ones? Yeah, because I mean, that's Huh?
I'm just saying, man. I'm just saying, dude, this is bad. This is real. This is bad, bro. That's fun to watch, but this is bad.
It's crazy, man.
Are you sure this is real?
It's the clip, bro. It's— it's— it's what's going on. It's a real thing in China. They've been doing these, like, humanoid robot fucking fights and shit. They're running marathons and shit. Oh, man.
We're in deep trouble. This is not good. Now, this is Terminator, man. This is Terminator. This is the early days of Terminator. See, like, right now we're watching this and we're laughing and shit. In like 10 more years, we're going to be like hunkered down under a fucking culvert being like, fuck, it wasn't that funny.
Hide from these motherfuckers. I mean, question is, like, I mean, can I buy the white one? Like, or like, you know what I'm saying?
Why?
Like, well, I'm just saying, like, I mean, the white one won, but I'm saying, like, well, which one's gonna do crime first?
Who's gonna be the first robot criminal? Do you think it's the white guy, the white one, or the black one?
They ain't even programming me to do this. That wasn't my software. I didn't do it.
Oh, man.
Oh, fuck, man. Robot, please.
Yeah, I'm saying shit.
Fuck, man.
Dude, this is scary shit.
It's—
listen, I hope this is AI.
A lot of people online, bro, I hope this is fake. Yeah, other people like, I don't, I don't think it's a— I don't think that it is a good idea. Please just teach them to fold laundry and do dishes.
It's not that they teach them, they teach themselves.
Hmm.
It's like the fucking Matrix, bro. They plug in and they learn everything. Immediately.
Yes, immediately.
Dude, we're fucked.
Yeah, I mean, man, have you— because I feel like we've asked this question before a while ago though, when like the humanoids first— would you get one? Would you get a humanoid?
No.
No, you're against it? No. Okay.
Why would I get one?
I mean, just to have— I think it appeals to like the cool aspect of it, right? You know?
Yeah, until you go to sleep and you wake up and that fucker's choking you or some shit.
That'd be scary.
You know?
That'd be kind of scary.
They don't sleep. They don't, you know, like, dude, this is bad.
I just look at it like I could have 2 people doing laundry in my house. 2 people doing it.
You and somebody else?
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Uh, yeah, man. I don't know. I'm not opposed to it. I'm not opposed to it. I'm not opposed to it.
So what you're saying is you're down with slavery?
I mean, I'm— it would be—
you're down with having robots?
I would have a Black robot for sure.
Okay, sure. So, so if you have a white robot, it's assistant. If you have a Black one, it's a slave.
I mean, if the shoe fits.
So are you against slavery?
I'm against slavery. I'm against—
but you're okay with this kind of slavery?
But I would have—
yeah, yeah, it seems a little hypocritical.
Call him Tyrone, you know, he could have a little family.
Call him Django. No, I have—
I seriously, I have thought about— I've looked into them. There's this one called Neo, and it's like all cloth and synthetic and stuff.
All that one, you saw that creepy?
It is creepy. It's got like—
it's got like stuffed animal fake eyes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little weird. It's a little weird. Yeah, you know, but for— they have a sale where you can— it's like a deal.
Okay, there's a deal, huh?
It's like $500 a month. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
And you get— oh, it's a subscription.
It's a— yeah, yeah. $500 a month, you get a robot. You know what I'm saying? It comes in black, you know, so I could be culturally right.
Bro, this is bad.
Yeah, this is bad.
This is the beginning of the end for you.
It ain't stopping.
No, this is the beginning of the end for human beings. I'm just glad I'm like halfway through my life.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So when it really gets rolling.
Yeah, I'm out.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm peaced out, bro. It's your shit to deal with. This is, this is why I keep telling you young people, you better wake the fuck up, man. You better wake up. Yeah, this is not good.
Cage fight though.
Cage fights kind of cool.
Pretty sick. Yeah. Don't let them out the cage.
Could you stop them? I mean, let's say that robot said fuck all you and start beating up the people.
Bro, as you— there was a—
that's what's going to happen. What's going to happen is we're going to see something like that happen. And then everybody's going to wake up and be like, oh, that's it.
Well, I thought it would have happened because, bro, that was that clip that went around of that little kid getting kicked in the stomach by the robot.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? But now people are like, fuck that kid. You know what I'm saying? It just kept moving, man.
I mean, have you ever argued with your AI?
No, I have. No. Yeah, I've called— I've like, I've called—
they get mad.
Yeah, I've called it a fucking idiot before.
Yeah, bro. They get pissed off. They got a little fucking attitude.
See, mine still reassures me. It's like, you're right, DJ. I didn't look—
oh, that's not what mine says.
No.
What does yours say? Well, Andy Zay Iceberg, if I— if you knew what I was asking.
It's all about the props.
There's one particular conversation I continue to have with it that I have not been able to win yet. It has to do with the topic that we talk about on the show quite a bit.
I'm following. Yeah, I'm tracking. But if it was 109 bars, I know where it's going. I know where it's going. Oh, man. Well, guys, shit, dude.
Mm-hmm. Fuck. That was a lot of bullshit.
That's all I got.
What we got? We got Mondame being a liar.
That's right.
Okay. We got Netanyahu being a czar and we got Cuba. And so, yeah, Cuba, because all the Cubans that come here hate America, bro. The reason Cubans come here is because they love America and they fucking don't like Cuba. That's right. You ever met somebody from Cuba? They're like, fuck, I ain't going back there.
No.
Anyway. All right, well, I guess that's the show. Do with it what you want. All right. Don't be a hoe.
Share the show. Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze.
Fuck a boat. Fuck a stove.
Counted millions in the cold.
Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her own bankroll.
Can't fold. That's a no. Headshot.
Case closed.
On today's episode, Andy and DJ break down the investigation after an armed suspect allegedly set off an incendiary device outside a federal building in Manhattan, Mamdani's push to find a legal way to arrest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu if he visits New York City, and a wild brawl between parents at a 15U baseball World Series in Mississippi.