Transcript of 1006. Andy & DJ CTI: World War 3, Bill And Hillary Clinton Deposition Videos & Jim Carrey Interview

What is up, guys? It's Andy for Cella, and this is the show for the Realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking Reality, guys. Today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking Internet. Live. That's what we're going to do. We just get right to it. Okay. Yeah, we got lots to talk about.

We do have a lot to talk about.

Don't forget to share the show. All right? You guys go out there and you listen to all these other nuggets. That's my new code word.

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All these little nuggets.

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The nuggas. You listen to all these other nuggas and they be running ads on your show. Filling your mind full of bullshit. We don't like them, nuggets.

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Just share the show, man.

You guys share all these shows and do all this shit for these dudes. Just in here raking in the cash. That's right. We already got the cash. That's right. So we're going to tell the truth.

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That's right. What? I'm the unk.

Dude, that's a status, bro.

I know.

That's good.

Anything they call me is a status.

Yeah.

They can just call me the bad names, and they become cool automatically. It's true.

Every day. Hell, yeah, guys. There's a lot to cover, bro. I wanted to start with something, though. I felt like this was appropriate. That ain't a pass.

What? They're nuggets. Why are you saying that? Like, chicken nuggets. Oh, yeah. No, it's fine. I need a pass for that.

Dj dugging out. #nugging. All right?

Oh, shit.

In the spirit of this show, let's check in with the modern day slavery going on, or as I like to call it, the NFL Scouting Combine, 2026.

All right. Is this like the show? Hell, yeah, man. This is like what we got. That's what we got, dude. We got all you rich white people. Here's what we got today. I'll take 5 million on lot A. That motherfucker is really fast. If you ask Kaepernick, that's what he saying is.

That's what he says he is.

He'll take your money.

Oh, he going to take it. Oh, he going to take it. Got $5 million on lot 8.

Yeah.

All right. That's a fast one. It's been a while, guys. It's been a while. We've been off, bro. Yeah, we have. Hey, we got to come back with some heat. No, but dude, you've been sharing. You've been sharing with me some old-school NFL days.

We're talking about how these dudes that are running these impressive 40s weren't the first person to run impressive 40s.

Yeah, well, I mean, and to be fair, though, right? I don't know if they had stop clocks back then.

We're like, We did it by the sun.

Oh, shit.

We use a sandal.

Coming up is a feller named Bo Jackson.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

That's what it went down.

That's right. No, dude, the NFL combine has been rolling, bro. I will say this, it is pretty impressive. It is pretty impressive. So far for this year, the fastest 40 time goes to a Brennan Thompson out of Mississippi State, ran a 4-2-6. He's a wide receiver. Got a few Missouri boys up in there, too, though. Tori Pride out of Missouri also ran a 4-3. Fastest time for the cornerbacks and DBs, I believe, so far. But there's There's some good people around. There's some good prospects running. Even the big guys, bro, moving.

It's crazy how these guys, this is the best times, right? Yeah. The four twos, four threes. For this. Yeah, for this. And then you go down to Wally's and you talk to the dudes pumping gas, and they all ran four threes, too. That's right.

Back in my day. Yeah.

What is that?

Yeah, that bullshit. That's what that is. But dude, these dudes are crushing it, man. Now, obviously, I'm a big guy. We're big guys, right? What's the most important piece here? It's got to go to the bench press, right? These guys are moving some weight. They're moving some weight. The big boys came in strong. David Gust out of Kentucky, 37 reps on 225. Yeah. Yeah, now they have him as a candidate for the bottom of the roster or the practice squad because he's 6'2, 300 pounds. But I did want to look, what is the It's a record, I guess, all-time record for bench in the NFL Combine? And it goes back to 2011, and it was set by Stephen Paeya, 49 reps. 49 reps. That's insane. It's pretty good. That's insane. Like, dude, that's insane. Like I said, you've been sharing some football videos and stuff, and you sent me this one in particular. I feel like we should share with the chat. Okay, Share with the class. Brian Dawkins, mic'd up. Hallelujah, dickhead.

God is good. All the time, nigga.

Let that nigga use. You all niggas want a revolution? What? What are you talking?

Praise Lord. I came to Sack, niggas, and praise God, I'm doing both.

Where you going? I'm down with G-O-D, you all. Everybody turns to your neighbor, say, Neighbor. I'm hit fat niggas. Say, Neighbor. Boom. Fuck, you're talking about, Yeah, I'm out here baptizing niggas. Oogie boogie, nigga. Oogie boogie.

You know that's not a real voiceover, bro. No. I thought you thought that was real. Did you see the one I sent you of John Lynch?

Oh, yeah. It was copyright music. I couldn't play it. Oh, man. Dude, there's some impressive stuff out there, though.

Yeah. Dawkins was a beast, but John Lynch was on a different level, bro. Yeah.

Dude, football was just different back then.

There was a dude named Chuck Cecil.

Chuck Cecil.

Who used to play for the Arizona Cardinals.

He sounds terrifying.

I think he's a coach now. This dude He got kicked out of the fucking league because he would knock people out. Yeah. He lead with the crown of his helmet and just knock motherfuckers out. Chuck Cecil. Chuck Cecil. White dude.

Jeez. This guy. That's probably like, fuck, dude.

He's probably the scariest hitter of all time in NFL. Really? Yeah, he was a bad motherfucker, bro.

Dude, he looks like Fuck.

I think he could have played without a helmet.

He probably did.

I'm serious, bro.

I'm serious, dude. Who was that one? That was another guy here recently, last few years. It was also crazy like that. He headbutted the guy. He had no helmet. The other guy had a helmet.

That was Brian Cushing.

Brian Cushing, yeah. That dude's insane.

Yeah, he follows me, dude.

No shit? Yeah. That dude's insane.

Yeah, Brian Cushing was a fucking animal.

Insane. He told the dude straight up, I will kill you.

Yeah, he meant it, too. He meant it. Yeah, man, he meant it. Bro, did you get that video that I send you Bo Jackson running 4-1?

Yeah. But again, was that real?

It was a laser-timed 40. It was 4-1-6. That's crazy, dude.

That's crazy. I think on average, though, would you say the athletes have gotten faster? Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Just on average. As a whole?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Way faster. Way faster. Everybody's fast. If you had a dude back then that ran a 4'2 or 4'3, he was so much faster and everybody else couldn't touch him. Now, all four back positions defense are running 4-3s. You know what I mean? I mean, even the line, every receiver out there is running a 4-3. The linemen are running-Fives? Yeah, 4-9s, 4-8s, 3-30s and shit. It's a way faster game.

It's just like, I don't know. Is that because of training and fucking-Yeah.

I mean, dude, look, man.

I feel like these dudes, they pick these motherfuckers off of bus stops.

Bro, a lot of these people in the '80s and '90s and shit, they didn't even train with weights. We didn't have a weight program when In high school. It wasn't even a real thing. Same, but for different reasons. Why?

Don't do it, Eddie.

But yeah, man. Bo Jackson, Deion Sanders.

Bo Nose, man. Bo Nose. Fuck, dude. Just different time, man. Different time, different lives, bro.

The dude benched 49 reps today.

Who?

Some kid. He did 49 today. Tied that record.

No shit. Lyman? Obviously, right?

Fuck, dude.

That's crazy. But yeah, man, hats off to these guys. At least they're getting paid now.

Yeah, for shit. They're getting paid before.

It's true, bro. That NIL shit, that's insane.

Dudes are getting paid.

Big time.

Yeah, it's fucking up college football, but it is what it is.

No, it didn't.

Can't put the fucking shit back in the box.

No, you got players making more than the coaches. Fuck, I'm going to listen to you for it, bro.

Well, and then you combine the immaturity and all that.

Yeah, they're not ready, bro. They're not ready. But we'll talk about that later. We got a lot to get into today, guys. A whole lot to get into. Remember, as always, if you would like to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfricella. Com. You guys can check them all there. Shall we? Let's do it. All right. Let's get into it, man. We got World War III, World War V. Let me fuck. Who's counting? Got to talk about it. Let's head to the Middle East. Trump says US strikes on Iran are about to kick into even higher gear. The big one is coming. So Operation Epic Theory is underway. It's been underway for a few days now. And there's a lot happening in this. There's a lot happening in this. And so we're going to try to dive through, see what dots are out there, see what we can connect and what we can talk about. I guess first thing first is, Iatola is dead. This has been confirmed by both US Intel and even Iranian news media. They've all announced it. I think that's one of the things, and we'll get into it for sure.

But there is definitely a separation. The same separation exists in every country. This is the same one we've talked about here, where you have the government or the regime, and then you have the people of that country. And those two don't necessarily always align. That's something that's happening That's present here. But even with this, and you have all these other forces at play, you still have the war machine rolling, you still have propaganda media rolling, you have this trillion, billion, million dollar back machine that's rolling to get people to pick sides and pick one side, pick one. And nobody's safe. New York Times is getting heat right now. Did you see the stupid shit they did? So I have a news clipping here from the New York Times. This is a tweet. You remember Scott Adams when he died? So this is the headline that the New York Times put out when Scott Adams passed away. A quote, Scott Adams, who's comic strip Dilbert, was a sensation until he made racist comments on his podcast, has died at 68. Now, this is what they decide to... This is the headline for when Ali Kamini was killed.

Look at this headline. I had told Ali Kamini, Hardline Cleric, who made Iran a regional power, dies at '86. So you have one guy, okay, who-Did he really say anything racist?

I can't recall. To be honest, what he said was, I'm tired of defending people that fucking hate me. Yeah, right. That's what the fuck he said. Right. Okay, what is racist about that?

It's insane. But then you have this guy who's fucking killing his own people mercilessely. Yeah, he's a cleric who made Iran in a regional power. That's his hype. And then they try to defend it, dude. That's the sickening part. They retweet because like I said, they're getting some heat. The New York Times Communication Desk tweeted this out in response saying, The Times obituaries report and reflects lives in full, illuminating why in our judgment, they were significant. We fairly and accurately include the newsworthy details of each life and death, and don't treat them dishonestly to score points like you're trying to do here. But again, you have a guy who murders his own people, and a guy who just speaking the truth and once called it racist.

They're getting in trouble for this particular comparison?

For this comparison? Okay. Yeah, they're getting the heat, dude.

Well, people forget about it tomorrow.

For sure. Yeah. For sure. But you got that rolling. Then as of recently, just before the podcast got rolling, we now have mass evacuation orders for over a dozen Middle East countries. This is coming from the Department of State. Secretary Rubio stressed that the safety and security of American citizens is the State Department's number one priority, where he urge citizens in the region to sign up for up to date alerts at step. State. Gov. Now, he made a statement, and this is where it gets real interesting. Marco Rubio makes a statement. He's at a briefing. He's given respondence to some of the press. Let's see what old Marco has to say.

States conducted this operation with with a fair, clear goal in mind.

I haven't got a chance to see a lot of reporting.

I don't understand what the confusion is.

Let me explain it to you, and I'll do it once again as clearly as possible. Perhaps you'll report it that way. The United States is conducting an operation to eliminate the threat of Iran's short-range ballistic missiles and the threat posed by their Navy, particularly to naval assets. That is what it is focused on doing right now, and it's doing quite successfully. I'll leave it to the Pentagon and the Department of War to discuss the tactics behind that and the progress that's being That is the clear objective of this mission. The second question that has been asked is, why now?

Well, there's two reasons why now.

Okay, this is very important for you guys listening. Listen to what his reasons is. This is the second question. Everybody's been asking, why now? Listen to this very closely. The first is it was abundantly clear that if Iran came under attack by anyone, the United States or Israel or anyone, they were going to respond and respond against the United States.

The orders had been delegated down to the field commanders.

It was automatic. And in fact, it bear to be true because in fact, within an hour of the initial attack on the leadership compound, the missile forces in the south and in the north, for that matter, had already been activated to launch. In fact, those have already been prepositioned.

The third is the assessment that was made that if we stood and waited for that attack to come first before we hit them, we would suffer much higher casualties.

And so the President made the very wise decision. We We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action. We knew that that would precipitate an attack against American forces.

And we knew that if we didn't preemptively go after them before they launched those attacks, we would suffer higher casualties and perhaps even higher those killed.

And then we would all be here answering questions about why we knew that indeed. Okay. Now, I just want to make sure I understand this correctly.

I think he said it pretty clearly. I think he said, We knew that Israel, we knew that Iran was going to attack to attack United States forces. We also knew that Israel was planning to attack Iran, and we knew that beforehand, so we just decided to go ahead and attack them. Right.

That's what you heard. Because they made it very clear, Hey, if anything happens to us, we're going to retaliate.

What does that mean? Well, that means that, again, we were drug into a conflict based upon the leadership decisions of an unaffiliated fucking country. Country outside the United States of America.

Yeah.

Okay. That's what he said.

Because Israel was going to attack. Yeah. And Iran said, If anybody attacks, we're going to retaliate. So we went ahead and just did it first.

Yeah. That's what he said.

Well, couldn't we just leave him the fuck alone?

Well, of course not. Because let's be real. Israel subverted our government to the point where we act as a proxy for them and whatever we do. I think it's pretty obvious to most people this point in time.

Yeah, for sure. For sure. This goes back to, I mean, fuck, the invasion, the weapons of mass destruction. You know what I'm saying?

Who led that speech? Okay, yes. Listen, dude. That was 26 years ago, 25 years ago. The average American does not remember that far back. The only people that do are people that are my age and older. They don't remember this same play being played laid out.

Their days within reaching nuclear power. Yes.

And if you go back to the next generation, like my parents, they can tell you that this shit's been going on during their time, too. It's the same shit over and over, and they wait and run the play over and over and over again until people have forgotten about how we got that one going. Dude, it's sick. It's the same exact shit. It's the same exact shit.

They're within days reach. Within days reach. Been in days reach for 25 fucking years.

Then you get people saying, Oh, But they're screaming death to America. No shit. No shit. Why would they do that? Would that be because, I don't know, every fucking 20 years or 10 years, we find ourselves in some conflict over there in the middle of nowhere? How would you feel if every 10 years, all of a sudden, all these Middle Easterners came to the United States with their military and killed a bunch of motherfuckers and then went away and then came back in another 10 years and did it again? You You would fucking hate them, too. That's why they scream death to America, right?

Yeah, dude. It's a habitual cycle.

We're creating it, dude. And by the way, this is just creating this again later.

For the next 20 years? Yes. It'll be our kids. It'll be my kids fucking having to fight it, dude. Your kids having to fight it. It's insane. It's insane. So, I mean, 10,000 foot view, what's happening so far, what we got. We've had a couple of United States F-15s go down.

Yeah, they were shot down by Kuwaiti missile systems. Correct. By a mistake.

Yeah, by a mistake.

Yeah, they all lived.

They all lived. They all have been rescued. I think there was-Which I'm glad because I know a bunch of dudes have fly F-15s.

They've actually been here. Yeah. I hope it was I hope it wasn't any of them.

I saw one, the dude, he appeared to be pretty out of it. He was in the back of the truck. Have you seen that one?

Yeah, well, he just got his fucking ass shot off.

Yeah, no shit.

Sure, his fucking adrenaline dump is pretty fucking serious, bro.

Well, I mean, then you get dropped off. It's like, All right, fuck.

Yeah, right. Am I good?

That's got to be a pretty terrifying- I guess Red Bull doesn't give you wings.

See that shit down there? That motherfucker's got an empty can of Red Bull. He just crashed his motherfucking plane.

Yeah, that don't work. That don't work.

See, drink a real energy drink. That's right. Been drinking that form energy wouldn't happen.

It's the same. That's right. But we've lost a few planes, just a few hundred bazillion dollars for sure. Pilots are okay, so that's good. But here is the thing. There is a new update on the US death toll so far. It has just risen to six. This came out verified from US SENTCOM, US Central Command. As of 4: 00 PM Eastern Standard, March second, six United States service members have been killed in action. Us forces recently recovered the remains of two Previously unaccounted for service members from a facility that was struck during Iran's initial attacks in the region. Major combat operations continue. The identities of the fallen are being withheld until 24 hours after next of kin notification. Now, Here's the contention piece, folks. Okay, here's the contention piece. All right. 25% of Americans support any of this happening right now. Yeah. One in four, back back Trump's around strikes, with most people, well over 50% saying that he's too quick to use force. Now, I have an idea who the 25% are. Who do you think they are, Andy?

The boomers. The Sean Hannity boomers. The people who are-Lindsay Graham. The people who have not waken up. They haven't woken up to the fact that our country has been subverted, and they don't understand that every decision that's being made is not being made on behalf of American citizens. They still believe that our government actually works on behalf of the citizens. They believe in this patriotic indoctrination that's been pushed to them for their whole entire 80 years on this planet. They're not going to look into it because everything else is bullshit. Everything else is conspiracy. Things are what they seem to be on the surface. And these people are very comfortable living that life. And they have not had to deal with any of the hardships or the unaffordability or the things that are happening to the younger generations, nor do they fucking care.

I was going to add, there's no skin in the game.

No, they don't care. They're not putting their own ribbons up. Their lives are fundamentally over. They've chased their dream or not chased it. They've had kids or not had kids. They're 80 fucking years old. They're 70 years old. They're 65 years old. They don't give a fuck, okay? Because they don't have to live in it, all right? And this is why politicians shouldn't be 80 years old or in their 70s or in their late 60s and shit like that representing people because the messes that they make, they don't have to live it. They have no incentive to actually make it better for the average American who's 20 years old coming up behind them. We used to have a patriotic understanding that we are stewards of this country, and we We should work to leave it in a better place than it was when we got it. The boomer generation is the first generation in the history of America that has not done that. They don't care. They had it so good their entire lives. They don't give a shit. They look at it like this. Fuck them kids. That's what they think. Yeah, bro, I would bet that the 25% are over 65-year-old Republicans.

That watch Hannity, and they watch fucking Mark Levin, and anything Trump does is fucking amazing. And as long as the Democrats don't have power, everything is fucking great. And that's what we're dealing with.

Now, again, back to my earlier point, there is an important distinction.

You could see them trying to gather the support of the young generation with the same old, Look at our missiles going off. Look how badass we are. Look at this and this and this. It's not going to work like that anymore because it's one thing if people believe that we're doing these things on behalf of our own citizens.

Our actual own self-interest. Correct. Yeah. Not because some other fucking bully can't keep their hands on.

But, dude, if somebody were to come along, let's just say a country, let's just say it's fucking just, I don't know. We'll just say it's Russia, okay? And let's say Russia came along and Russia started some shit with us. It didn't have to do with Israel. It didn't have to do with any power. They just start some shit. Everybody would be like, Yeah, let's fuck them up. Fuck them up. Okay? That's in America's blood. That's in our DNA. But the time has passed where you can fool people into believing we're doing things like that for our own benefit when all of the information that's out there says that it has nothing to do with us. Because Because of the flow of information in the internet, the average American that is following what's going on has more context to the whole entire situation. Remember, back in 2001, when 9/11 happened, the fucking internet was brand new, bro. There was no social media. Yes, there was things on the internet, but it wasn't like today. There wasn't people taking up the position of independent journalist or podcaster or influencer or independent media. It couldn't even be delivered.

There was no delivery mechanism. It was never a real thing. They could lie and get away with it. It didn't matter. It didn't fucking matter. It didn't matter what they did or who they did it to or why they did it. We just had to say, Oh, well, fuck, dude. I guess we're going to war. America. Right? And like, dude, that's an easy thing to believe when that's all you've been taught. And you don't have any way to hear anything else. Listen, man, People don't realize. Everybody talks about North Korea, and they're like, Oh, dude, in North Korea, on the inside, North Korea, they tell them all the time, all this crazy shit, America is going to attack them, and everybody else is poor, and this is the best place in the world. Well, up until the Internet came around, they were telling us the same shit. You know what I'm saying? And they want us to continue to believe these things, this narrative that's 20, 30, 40, 30 years old in today's day and age, and it's just not the same, and people can see it. No.

Dude, the other issue here is because...

I'll tell you what I'm tired of, dude. Before you get into that. I'm really tired of people's lack of nuance in any situation. It's either you 100% agree with everything Trump does, or you're a piece of shit. If you agree with anything Trump does, the other side now says, You're a piece of shit. You're a bootlicker. We have to fucking remove ourselves from this or that mentality to ever make any progress. The American citizen has to become smarter than what they think we are. And we keep proving them right. We prove them right every single time one of these things happens. Because undoubtedly, it's this or that. And I've seen it online all weekend. You either support this action or you're a fucking traitor. You either support this war or Or you're a fucking Democrat. It's just like, dude, it's just stupid shit. And then you have all of these influencers that are getting paid to push this shit out. If they weren't getting paid, bro, you wouldn't see them saying, America, fuck you. And then the other thing, people are like, Well, there's six casualties so far. And by the way, those six people that died, that's a big fucking deal to their fucking family.

It shouldn't have been one. It shouldn't be any, especially Especially for a war that legitimately does not benefit the American people outside of the people who care about Israel in the Middle East.

Okay? That's what I want to get to because here's the thing- And by the way, let's be honest about that. This is what I'm trying to get. It's like Israel is like, oh, well, they got nukes. Motherfucker, you guys are not in the fucking non proliferation agreement. You guys don't even show what you got. You know what I'm saying? We're not even supposed to be giving you fucking money because per our Constitution, that's not allowed. Because you won't disclose your fucking That's a nuclear program.

Listen, dude.

But sure, let's do this.

It's total bullshit. It's complete bullshit. It's total bullshit. Here's the problem. How much more you got on this?

Well, I mean...

I don't want to speak ahead. No, no.

Getting into the distinction here because, again, we tried to make this point. There's the regime, and then you got the people of Iran. People of Iran, great fucking people. Yeah. I've been doing some digging. Iran, arguably, used to be a very beautiful country.

It's still there.

By culture, by fucking standards. It's still there. But it's like the regime has destroyed it.

Remember, the leadership doesn't represent the people.

Correct. And with that, you know what I'm saying? Yes, it's one and four agree with one and four Americans. But you go to the Iranian side, they're flooding social media with thanks that this has happened, and they're appreciating the help, I guess. Yesterday and the day before, now they're starting to figure out, oh, shit. Well, now what?

That's right. Okay. And when you have Donald Trump on television saying... I mean, listen, dude, Trump fucked up a couple of ways here. There's a lot that he fucked up, if I'm being honest. A month ago, whenever he said, Help is on the way, that got 40,000 fucking people killed. Because what happened was these people thought that help was imminent. It happened in tomorrow. They came out in the streets and the military fucking killed him. That That should have never happened. That should have never happened. Secondly, when he's talking about what they just did, we removed the Eitaula Khamani and fucking we killed him and this and that. We encourage the Iranian people to take control. How? Yeah.

How? With what?

Where has the United ever been successful, and maybe I'm wrong, but please tell me if I am, where have they ever been successful in destabilizing a current regime, replacing it with an effective regime? It has never fucking happened, to my knowledge. Libya. It didn't happen in Iraq. It didn't happen in Afghanistan. It didn't happen in fucking Libya. This whole idea that, okay, we're doing a regime change, that's never fucking happened. It's never worked. What they actually do is they remove all the leadership from the government. And then there's chaos because the people don't know how to fucking take over.

They don't know how to govern.

And not only that, the people in Iran don't have the weapons or the supplies or any of the shit needed to actually go in and take control. If we're looking at what's really happened here, this isn't about replacing the government so that they can be an effective nation and potentially an ally to the rest of the functioning world. This is about destabilizing the country creating chaos so that Israel could potentially fulfill the Greater Israel Project and take over that whole entire region. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there has been a case where we have removed a regime and replaced it with an effective one. But fuck, dude, I can't remember one. No.

Haiti? No. No. Didn't work in Haiti either. No. We got Barbecue Man down there. You know what I'm saying? It doesn't work, dude.

And this idea that we're supposed to go around and remove regimes Where did that fucking come from? Yeah, right.

That's the white glove, dude.

Okay, I know it is. I know it is. That's the white glove, bro. I know it is. We are the iron fist dressed in a white glove to operate on behalf of another government that has successfully subverted our entire system. That's the truth. So when they have a problem, we have a fucking problem. But let me ask you this, how many problems How would they be starting if they knew that they didn't have their big brother behind them? That's right.

I take a guess here. I can tell you this. Yeah, zero. Zero.

That's right. It wouldn't be happening.

Dude, this reminds me of a fucking middle school, elementary school, fucking playground, bro.

Exactly That's what it's like.

You know what I'm saying?

The little fucker that runs his fucking mouth. Hey, he's about to hit me. He's about to-And he's got the big frame. Then the one day, the big friend ain't there, and the dude gets fucking pummeled. That is the conundrum that Israel has created for itself. Because they're constantly attacking. They're constantly starting shit. They're constantly drone striking and missile striking and assassinating and doing all this shit. They've created all these people around, and now they're basically looking at us and they're saying, Well, you can't let them do... Well, Maybe you shouldn't have poked them all. Yeah.

It's like a buddy. You take it out and you know he doesn't do good with alcohol because he fights at every fucking bar we go to.

I don't go out with that guy.

I'm going to stop going out with you, bro. I'm tired of fucking fighting for you.

Dude, let's be real. These people in our government, this fundamentally comes down to what we talk about all the time. They do not represent the American citizens. They represent their own interests. They work hard to get in these positions of power. And the only way The only way for us to actually get them to do anything is to make them believe that we're going to cut off their income and power stream. That's what these people care about. Until the American people get smart and start demanding that representatives that are elected not be affiliated with these packs that serve other countries' interests above our own, this is going to continue to happen.

Any pack. I don't give a fuck if there was a Madagascar pack that was paying bajillion dollars. No, fuck Madagascar. I don't even know what the fuck's there. You sub any country in there.

I don't care. I know, dude.

I don't care. It's Fucking annoying. Because here's the real problem, folks. The real problem is that this shit... If you think that we can just go over there, blow up all of this shit, fuck up all these families, these lives with zero consequences, You're sadly missing.

Oh, no. There's going to be consequences. People aren't going to like it. They're already starting, dude. I already talked about this three years ago, four years ago, fucking five years ago. I've been saying this over and over and over and over again. There is a reason A very specific reason that most of the migrants that came across through the Biden administration are military-age males. There's a reason for that, and Americans just haven't figured it out yet.

Well, we're about to I can find out, bro. I'm sure everybody saw the mass shooting that happened down in Austin, Texas. First victim has been identified as Ryder Harrington, 19 years old, dude. 19-year-old kid. Yeah. Sat I'm fascinated by a dude.

A low life property of Allah shirt.

And underneath that hoodie was a shirt with the Iranian flag on it. You know what I'm saying? And that was just in Austin. Now, you got the FBI sending out alerts and putting the entire country on high alert status. Warns of lone wolf attacks amid war with Iran.

Is that not exactly what I'm saying for years? Is that not exactly what I've been saying literally for years before anything Anybody fucking else said it?

They're here. They're here.

Andy, you're just paranoid. You need to quit drinking the fucking Kool-Aid.

You're right winger. Yeah. Okay. That's what it is. You got shit. Just before the show, Navy base is on lockdown. Now, naval Air Station, Pensacola on lockdown. There's an intruder arise by boat. You got Germany. They're throwing warning flags up of Iranian sleeper sales. They're starting to get this. You got our embassies getting attacked in Pakistan. I understand. Dude, it's happening, and it's not stopping.

No, it's going to get way worse.

My question is, okay, so we're getting into this bullshit. Again, this is nothing against the people of Iran. We are getting involved in this bullshit because of Israel. Now, when Americans on US soil start losing their lives, they already have started, I wonder, my question is, what is Israel going to do for us?

Well, nothing. Here's the point. These people who are celebrating in Iran, I totally fucking get it. I totally get it. They will not be celebrating the way that they are once they figure out that there's no plan to actually change the regime into a friendly leader for them.

There's a massive vacuum.

Listen, bro, This happened in Iraq with Saddam Hussein. It's the same fucking thing. It's the same thing that happened in Afghanistan. We're going to go in, we're going to kill their fucking leaders, and then we're going to back the fuck out, and it's going to be fucking chaos. And those same people that are celebrating now, thinking that they're going to go back to the pre-1979 Iran, which was a very Westernized culture, are going to lose their shit when they realize that they're just going to be hung out to dry. It's going to play out that way. And those people who are celebrating are going to end up hating America, just like the people that hated them that they apparently just killed. That's real, bro. And then on top of it, I'm hearing all of these things, and I don't know how true this is or not, but I'm hearing all of this, and I've heard it from multiple places, that we actually don't have the amount of weapon systems in the region to equate to the amount of weapons that they have in terms of drones. So we're shooting up these anti-missile systems like Patriot systems and shit, right?

$44 million per missile, by the way. Okay.

And they're sending drones that are like 100 grand a piece. And they have way more of these drones than we have missile defense. Okay. Oh, dude.

Israel is being bombarded right now.

Hold on. So what happens when we can't shoot their drones out of the sky fast enough. What happens? Devastation.

Okay.

So what does that justify?

We got no other option but a big button.

Okay. All right. Now you're starting to understand what I'm getting at. I personally believe that this has the potential, not saying it will, but then in a very short amount of time, there could be a nuclear weapon involved against Iran.

Fuck, man. Dude, Israel is getting obliterated. I've seen this narrative pick up. Well, I mean, fuck. What happened to the Iron Dome? Is it actually being overwhelmed or are they creating the justification exactly for that fucking scenario?

I have no idea, but I know this. I know that Qatar just arrested a bunch of Mossad agents because they were plotting to do bombings in Qatar. Now, that's coming from Qatar, who hates Israel.

That's right.

Okay, so that should be I don't know how credible that is, but that is the story that's being told.

I saw that same thing.

Yeah, dude. So I think you're asking me-Look, I'd be surprised if there was another USA's Liberty incident happening. I don't know. I think that... I think that we're... I think that Trump has made a misjudgment here. And I think it's going to cost a lot.

Well, I mean, that's the other narrative, right? Because this is also another thing that's been coming out is that... And Marco Rubio said it, Israel was going to do something first. They were going to. So we decided, Hey, we'll just go ahead and handle the retaliation.

Well, and he's saying because of the information they have that the retaliation was going to be against America anyway.

Right. But a narrative that I've been seeing from very credible people was that... I mean, fuck, we just talked about how many times will Bibi here? In the last just couple of weeks.

Eight now.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That he was, Hey, we'll nuke them. That will be our first strike as a nuke. And so there's conversations, there's this counter narrative that's popping up, that Trump preemptively did this to avoid that becoming the option. You know what I'm saying? To avoid it immediately jumping off as a nuclear war. To that, Okay. So they fire one, then they fire another. Now what?

Yeah, I think it's a bad can of worms that just got opened. And we're going to have to watch how it plays out, because to be completely honest, there's nothing that we can fucking do about it at this point. I think Trump, he's got all these people around him that are all paid by Israel, that are all telling him all kinds of shit.

Every single fucking one of them, though.

He's getting paid by Israel, too. Yeah, man, I don't like it at all.

I know this, my fellow Americans, you guys need to keep your fucking heads on the swivel.

Yeah, that's 100% for sure.

I don't see anybody else saying that. No. You know what I'm saying? Just real shit. There's not no fucking paradigm.

Yeah, man. I think that people-You need to be smart. People need to understand that there's thousands upon thousands of legitimately affiliated terror, terrorists here. Here, that I think this shit we saw in Austin is what we're going to see over and over and over again. I think we're going to see a lot of it, and it fucking makes me sick. Yeah.

You got to be smart, guys. Got to be smart. But let's take this time. Let's cruise in. Let's check in with the chat. See what you guys got going on. See what we got.

Daniel in the chat saying, My family and many others in Iran have been celebrating and thanking Trump for this. They have been oppressed for 47 years, and if you finally have a president that did something about it.

Sure. Okay, but now what? That's all my point is.

You actually answered it with the explanation.

Look, bro, I get that. Look, two of my best friends are fucking Persians. Alex and Honey. Alex doesn't really talk too much politics But, honey, the people of Iran are very happy. I understand that. But here's what I'm concerned about. They don't put anybody in to actually function the government or the people aren't able to do it. What happens to Iran? If It becomes a third-world chaotic fucking bullshit, which it isn't right now, contrary to what people think. People over here think Iran is like some third-world piece of shit country. Iran is a beautiful place filled with really good people. And I feel for those people, dude. I really do. But I think they're going to end up getting the short end of the stick here because I don't think it's going to be what they think it's going to be.

If history shows us anything, there's nothing different that's happening. No. So leaving a vacuum of power.

The best thing that could happen would be for the people to rise up and fucking get their shit and organized real quick. But like, dude, okay, let's just play this out. Let's just say that the role is reversed. And let's say that someone came here and eliminated all of our government and our operating body. And then they said from over there, You guys take it over. All right, well, who?

You're right.

Now you got all these people competing over fucking trying to take it over. And the unity you did have becomes fractured. You see what I'm saying? Because there was no organization to start with.

Or because Trump made that statement too fucking quick. You got 40,000. Who knows? One of the leaders might have been in that 40,000.

That was fucking like that. And that's why it's... Why do you think that Why do you think that January sixth happened? January sixth was a signal to Conservatives, middle middle of the road, far-right, all those people that if you organize in one place, we're going to hold you accountable.

This is what will happen.

Right, exactly. I also think it's very stupid. People are like, Well, let's march on Washington. All right, man. You do realize that those are the most aggressive people. Those are probably the leaders. Those are probably the people that are most passionate. And let's just say they kill them all. Now what? Because they're all in the same spot. It's a very It's a very nuanced, delicate, dangerous situation, and people have to fucking use their motherfucking brains.

We have a super chat here for you. Yeah.

Could this be the last favor owed to Bibi to break influence that Israel has over us? Fuck, I don't know. I don't know, bro. I don't know. I doubt it.

That's what people said in the chat.

Yeah, I doubt it.

I doubt it. Zack is asking over here, you don't think they had someone in mind to take over Iran?

No, they do. They want to send the fucking Shah's son back over there to try and do it.

He's in DC, right? Yeah.

But there's not enough organization on the ground for that to happen. There's not even enough of those people removed yet. Just because they killed the figurehead doesn't mean that they… You still got the government. The government is still intact. The military is still intact. It's not like they When you went in and cut the head off the snake. That guy's a symbolic leader. The rest of the country is fucking operating like they normally would.

Yeah, it's very obvious. It's to fire a fucking missile and send a drone.

A little bit to Daniel. Scroll a little bit. This Daniel, he has family, and he's been commenting back and forth. He's saying, Andy is incorrect. Iranian wants the monarchy back. That's why they keep changing Javed Shah. They're trying to get Prince Reza Polavi back there. I don't know what exactly that means, but he's the one who asked a question earlier about he has family over there and people have been celebrating.

What am I incorrect about?

Yeah, I'm not. Not sure.

I could tell you one thing I'm not incorrect about. I'm not incorrect about this. They don't give a fuck about you like you think they do. So what you're saying is you think that Donald Trump gives a fuck about the Iranian people, so much so that he's going to put A United States-style fucking regime. That's not happening, bro. Highly unlikely. It's not going to happen. It's never happened before.

Daniel, if you have a point, please write in. We like your explanation.

Look, dude, I love to hear the feedback. But I'm just telling you what, historically, the United States is not going to deliver what the people of Iran think that they're going to. It's not going to happen.

Guys, Guys, if you're watching this post-live, let us know down in the comments what you guys think, man. It's a developing story. I'm sure there'll be more coming out in the next couple of days. But let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, let's keep the crews cruising. Headline two. All right.

So World War III. I want to go back to the comment there. There's one. Someone said this. Some said, Trump called for a ceasefire, and they said, No, that's correct. That is correct. Yeah, they said, Fuck you.

So So your point, again, just because they killed Alex Hale, it doesn't mean they're still... It's a lot of people that are willing to keep it moving. Yeah. Cool.

It's real, bro. Everybody's got an opinion on it. That's cool. My opinion is my opinion. Your opinion is your opinion. Totally get it. I bet a pretty high average from how I see things. That's right. We'll see what happens.

We shall see. But what else is happening in the world outside of World War III? Yeah. World War IV, V, VI.

This happened. I know there was apparently a big blow up between Trump and Gates.

Yeah, I couldn't confirm if that was real or not. I saw the photo getting leaked, but I also feel like I've seen that photo a few months ago, so I don't know about that. But here's something that did get leaked. Oversight Committee releases Bill and Hillary Clinton deposition videos. People started breaking this down. Now, I got I got two points for each. I got two clips for each, Bill and Hillary. Hold on.

Okay, pull the chat back up. All right, let's ask this question instead.

Poll time?

No. Let's just ask this question instead. Think about this. What would have to happen here for this to be considered a win for Donald Trump? What would have to happen?

In this war situation?

In In this situation, what would have to happen? Listen, it's for you to think about. Just think about that. What would have to happen for this to be a Donald Trump win?

Yes, I think that answer depends on which Donald Trump are we talking about. We're assuming that he's fucking complicit and fucking bought?

Well, no, I'm just saying. I saw a couple of comments in there. I trust Trump no matter what. Okay, well, what would have to happen here for this to be a win?

You mean to get from one in four to fucking four out of four? Yeah. Support of this?

There is no win.

The fact I think that's a hard question for anybody to answer, shows you the complexity of the situation and that he opened up a can of worms that is not going to be good for him or our country or our people or Iran's people. It's only going to be good, potentially, for the people who live in Israel, potentially. That's if Iran doesn't just fucking wipe them the fuck up right now, which could happen.

Dude, they've been getting bombarded, bro.

I know. I'm just saying, dude, Are you trying to say we should not have been involved in the first place? Well, I mean, that's what was promised. That's what was promised. That's what we all voted on.

I saw a video from 2011 of Trump saying the current president, which he said that it would get us in a war with Iran.

Here's a valid point. Stop talking about the Epstein as a win for Trump.

Oh, yeah. I saw that. That's what we're about to talk about.

That's the best answer I've seen so far. Yeah. Okay? Yeah.

A lot of people have been calling this a distraction.

I just think it's really hard for me to put into my brain how this could be considered a win unless this is fast, quick, minimal casualties, and Iranian's regime gets replaced with an effective government, which has never fucking happened ever. It's never...

We said a win for Trump, not a win for the rest of the world.

I just think I just think people should think about that.

The fact that you cannot give an answer in a one second.

How is that a win for you as an American citizen? How does that help your life?

Yeah, nothing because I got to worry about going to a fucking bar or restaurant without getting fucking a la ax I'm not a knock bar. Okay?

I don't see a win in that. I mean, listen, dude. I think we got to be very objective when we say, Okay, well, this is blah, blah, blah. People only say these things because it never comes here that they have to deal with it. Correct. If this turns into a massive, consistent shooting rampage where it's happening every other day all over the country. How are you going to feel then?

Yeah, but good thing we hit him first. Yeah, right. Like, what the fuck?

I just I just think people should think about it.

What's your take on this answer?

If Israel's control is exposed and people are prosecuted and AIDS ceased, you think that's going to happen?

Israel's control is already exposed. It's already out there. That's not a question.

It's I'm not supposed to everybody who's not a Sean Hannity watcher. So we'll see. But I think it's just something you guys should think about.

Austin, she It looks too cleanly apparent also, just saying. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know, man.

Look, here's the deal. I don't know. Okay. There's things I know, there's things I don't know. My strategic brain has a very hard time creating a reality where this is beneficial to us. It has a very easy time coming up with who this benefits It's just not us. And isn't the government's responsibility to do things that protect and benefit us?

You would think. I mean, what do you think-those founding fathers definitely thought so.

What do you think that the six families of these kids that were fucking killed, you think they're going to think, Oh, man, my son and daughter really died for something meaningful?

Or the people in Austin.

I'm just saying, dude. Yeah, right. Exactly.

Earlier, somebody said in the chat that whatever government reports as casualties, if we should It's going to triple it just to be safe. Six is too many, for sure.

Fucking zero is the right number.

Board of Peace in full effect.

Randy is asking, what part do you think China will play in all of this, if any?

China's out there. They're out there, bro. They're out there.

I don't know. I don't know.

There's a lot of unknowns there.

Well, we're drinking Nady Lites in the chat? I didn't fucking get off of one. Yeah.

Hell, yeah. All right.

North Korea sounds really safe right now.

Listen, I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I know everything and everything that's going on. I have a lot of life experience. I'm pretty good at thinking shit through. I have a hard time understanding how this is going to be leveraged to be a win for us in any way, shape, or form. Especially when...

Wait, Cincinnati had... No, that was just Black people.

Don't love that with it.

That was just some nuggets. Nuggering. You know what I'm saying? That's all that was. That wasn't a terrorist attack. That was just Cincinnati.

Are you sure? Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. What's worse, Iranian sleeper cells or Israel? Well, I mean, we're in a problem now. We're in a problem now. This is a problem now because they have incentive to do these attacks now, for real. Yeah. Okay. This is a problem, and it's going to be a problem for American citizens. People love to be pro-war when they don't have to fight the war. They love to call for war when they know they themselves or their children are not going to fucking fight in the war. They love it. Americans love it. They love seeing shit blowing the fuck up. But then when it's your own fucking grocery store to get shot up in your neighborhood by somebody for some reason that happened over on the other side of the world, you're going to feel differently. I just think people should think about those things.

Not only that, you have said over that the leaders who decide to do all these things, their family member should go in.

Yeah.

And then we'll see how the color changes.

Yeah.

Guys, let's know.

The system of the down fucking sing about this. Why don't presidents fight the wars? Why do they always send the poor?

Do you think it's the start of what you said a couple weeks ago about China, Russia, US, and trying to wedge the smaller countries out to take control.

I don't know yet.

I haven't seen Russia get involved yet.

I don't know yet. They both came out and condemned the action, but they haven't done anything. That's typical. All right, let's move on to the next thing.

All right.

We're going to have to see how it plays out.

That's the truth. We shall see. Yeah.

We shall see. I'm all for flexing our military muscle on somebody that fucks with our people. I'm all for that. I'm all for it. I fucking love it.

But not an I'm agitated.

Not unless we're really going to get something out of it. I'm even for that. I'm even for that. We went to Venezuela, we get their fucking oil. Cool. I'm down with that. But this shit of attacking people and then getting nothing out of it because it's on the behalf of other people. I'm not for that.

I don't like chicken briyani that much. Yeah.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. My My heart goes out to the people of Iran. But I hope they do their part. Because if they do their part and they take over the government, then this could go really quickly. But you're going to get a lot of those people killed by not having them equipped and not taking out the... There's just a lot of shit, dude. There's a lot.

This has been happening for thousands of years.

Look, I am not for, and this goes for any situation, anytime, ever. I am not for wars for the sake of wars, and I am certainly not for wars fought on the behalf of other people that should be handling their own shit. When Israel knows that we're standing behind them, they have free reign to fuck with whoever they want to. That's been going on for decades in the Middle East. Now it's to a point where everybody hates them so bad. I don't really know if It's protectable at this point, which then brings us to another conversation. Is that intentional? And what country do, if you trace back their DNA, the leaders of Israel, not the Jews, the leaders of Israel, where do they come from? Oh, they come from fucking Poland and Ukraine and Northern Turkey. And what country just had all of its fucking military-age mails wipe the fuck out. And what did Zalinsky say last week about Ukraine? I hope that Ukraine becomes a big Israel. So there's that, too.

That's the backup plan.

I don't even know if it's a backup plan, because it could be more than that. Because we already have Israeli intelligence talking about Turkey. Now we have Israel. Rewind the last 30 years. All of the countries between between Israel and Iran have been destabilized. There's no formidable force there to be dealt with. If you destabilize Iran, and then you do something with Turkey, which was they're already talking about, now you create a triangle between Ukraine, Israel, and Iran that could be potentially part of what they call the Greater Israel Project. That's hypothetical. But it sure Who does look like it's playing out that way? So I don't know. There's a lot here, man. And dude, I can't do anything about it. You can't do anything about it. We elected a man that said he wasn't going to do this shit, and he's doing it. So, Yeah. We're going to have to fucking see how it plays out. I think it's a very... I think to your point, I think the ultimate thing that we should say here and have responsibility to say is that all Americans should be paying attention right now. If you see some shit that's weird, fucking stay away from it or do something.

But it's dangerous right now, and people need to know that. It shouldn't be dangerous. This is not one of these situations where there will probably be no repercussions on our own soil.

No, we're going to have it.

I think it's important for people to be aware of that.

100%, dude. 100%. But yeah, man, let's keep cruising. Got to keep cruising here. Headline two. Yeah, the Bill and Hillary Clinton deposition videos got leaked. I got two for each. I got two clips, two for Hillary, two for Bill. These were very interesting, very interesting clips. There was some contention to remember the photos that got leaked, right? Hillary, apparently, she's trying to storm out of the fucking meeting. Oh, really? Yeah, that clip has been circulating. But I wanted to get to the meat and potatoes, right? What was the-I like meat and potatoes. Did I I like meat and potatoes.

Yeah, I'm a meat and potatoes guy.

Yeah, same. Yeah.

Never been about those sweets.

Why did you look like that?

Because you like the sweets, too. What do you mean by that? This is the fat people's rule. You can like meat and potatoes, or you can like sweets. If you like both-So what does that mean? You're going to be fat.

It's an or, not an and. Yeah.

You can like both. You like both, you're going to have problems. Okay.

All right.

Just the observation I've made. Okay, all right, that's fine.

That's fine.

All right. Hey, it's easier to control half the battlefield than it is the whole battlefield.

That's a hell of a quote.

I'm using my strategic brain here. It's a hell of a quote. If you automatically eliminate half of the enemy, you only got to fight this battle over here. All right?

So no beating potatoes.

All right, dude, let's dive into these.

I got these clips. I think this first one here, Hillary gets a little frazzled, should we say? Let's check this first look.

Are you aware of any files that were on Anthony Wiener's laptop in a form?

Real quick. Can we just take two seconds? I know you don't like her. All right, two seconds. Admire this.

The first impression that I'm getting in those horror movies, you have that creepy doll sitting somewhere. It's about planning and plotting for you to kill your whole family.

You mean like all the dolls? Yeah, pretty much. That's why we don't have fucking dolls in our house.

We don't play that shit.

Fuck dolls, bro.

It's like, if I'm going to make a I'm going to take that and model my character.

She looks like that fucking dude off of the movie. What's that movie where the dude rides a tricycle?

Oh, Saw. Yeah.

She looks like Saw.

Look how low they're sitting.

The puppet mouth.

They're sitting pretty low.

But let's be real. Okay, don't even play a sound. Okay. All right. Hold on.

And look at her. Okay, mute it.

Don't play. Okay.

Mute it.

What's she saying right there? What does that look saying?

These fucking cockroaches. That's right. I think they can question me. That's right.

Look at how she smiles.

That is exactly what she's thinking. She is thinking, Listen to this little fucking pipsweet, questioning me. How dare she question me?

She's sitting in the presence of a goddess.

Yes. And then you play the sound, but she backs it up with the way she talks.

Oh, fuck, yes, she does. Let's check this clip out. They start asking her about John Podesta, right? Wiener and fucking-And she's laughing. Frazzledrip. Bro, I remember watching this clip with you. Yeah. Fucking five, six years ago, dude.

People think it's not even real. It's on the fucking dark web, dude.

They ask her about it.

Yeah.

Look at her fucking face when she responds to this.

Are you aware of any files that were on Anthony Wiener's laptop in a folder that was a titled life Insurance with a zip file titled Fraffle. This is way outside the scope. Chairman's ruling. This is way outside the scope.

Look how quick her lawyer is hopping.

Mr. Chairman. Mr. Chairman rules that it's not when the scope. Mr. Chairman, based on what-Okay. If there was nothing there, if this was total bullshit, why would her attorneys react that way? Why?

Why?

Because if this was total bullshit and you're interviewing me and it's completely total bullshit. It should be obvious that it's bullshit, right?

I don't need no fucking attorney to protect me. What did you ask? Oh, it's because they have to, because they know your shit. That's right.

Yes. Got it. They are obligated. Yes. Anyway, keep going. If they don't do that, just so we understand, for those of you who have never been involved in a lawsuit, if they don't do that, that's considered negligence. So they have to do it.

Bro, they moved in quick, bro.

Because they have to.

They moved in quick.

If she gets convicted of that later, and they didn't do that, then their ass is on the line for it. So I think it's a very telling response.

Yeah, I see it.

A public hearing. Is this within the scope?

We can go off the record for a moment.

Mr. Chairman, is this within the scope? We're going to go off the record.

They go off the record.

Why? Because there's nothing to see here.

Isn't that fucking weird?

Yeah.

So paint the-Wiener, okay, had his Wiener with some things. He had a file that was called Life Insurance. And inside of this file was a few documents, some videos, called Frazzledrip. I don't even know if we could still say allegedly at this point. Okay, I've seen the shit with my own eyes.

This is also important. This was before AI was publicly available.

Well before. Well before. But allegedly showing Ms. Hillary here doing some really fucking sick, fucked up shit. Yeah. Like really the sickest shit. Yeah.

Like cutting the face off of a young girl and then putting the face on her face.

Some fucked up shit, dude.

Yeah. And Huba Aberdeen was allegedly the other woman. Do you know who she's married to now, right? Do you know? No. Oh, you don't know? No. George Sorrell's son. Oh, Alex. Yeah.

No shit. Yeah. But it'll be this. Why would I name a file Life Insurance, and put that shit in there? Oh, is it because if I got fucked with, that's my life insurance?

Yes.

I mean, that makes sense to me. But this shit's like, so you go off the record when she starts getting printed and pressed on this? That's weird. What's the next clip? Let's check it out.

That's the question. I'm going to answer your question. This was what I spent my time doing. I'm a survivor trying to look out for other survivors, trying to-And I was taking You waited six months to get here today. You waited six months to get here today. Six months. And now you're being defiant and indignant today. You asked me about Howard Lutnik. I have met with Epstein survivors. I'm a survivor myself. You have emails. You've denied that Jeffrey Epstein, that you tried to get Jeffrey Epstein to give money to I did not- But Howard Lutnik was used to get money. If you have an email with me asking Jeffrey Epstein for money- I have an email from Howard Lutnik sending it to Jeffrey Epstein and his people to raise money for you. I don't know about that. For an event, an intimate event for you at his offices at Cantor Fitch Jail. You're going to If you would let me finish. And obfuscate and say to this committee, you didn't try to get money from Jeffrey Epstein. I didn't. When there was an intimate event in an email that Howard Lutnik emailed to Epstein's people and Epstein to get him to come to your intimate event at Kanner, Fitzgerald, a very small event.

And so I'm not going to probably... You want to yell at me? That's fine. But I'll yell right back. I am looking out for-Completely lying.

Which is the second point that I would like to address for the people here. Okay? These people, we all get told the same thing. They're all under oath.

Oh, we're going to go there.

Yeah, let's go there. Okay. Let's fucking go there.

All right. So I will propose all of you to consider this. What is our entire legal system based upon? Taking the oath under what?

On a Bible under who? God. Okay.

Now, if our entire legal system is based upon taking the oath of a Bible, what about people who don't believe in God?

It makes no difference.

What about people who have a different God? Let's say that you didn't believe that Jesus Christ was Lord and savior, and you didn't believe in Christians.

Which he is.

Yeah, he is. Which you didn't believe in those things. How could you expect someone, whether they be a Satan or atheist, or whether they be Muslim, or whether they be Jewish, or whether they be anything other that believes something else, wouldn't that mean that they didn't really have to tell the truth in court? Come on now, Has anybody ever fucking thought about that?

Come on, dog.

Have we ever talked about that?

I don't think so. I mean... That's an interesting point.

Yeah, I think it is. I think it's relevant, too.

I think it's very relevant. Here's the setup, right? You have your attorneys.

Because people always believe that everybody that's being deposed or in court or at a hearing is telling the truth. That's predicated on the belief that they believe in the Bible. That's right.

And that there's something-They're beholden to those consequences. Correct. It's a flawed-I can't be beholden to consequences I don't believe exist.

Well, how do we solve this? So should we make people testify on an oath to Muhammad or Satan?

To Satan, yeah, right.

Or Or Satan. You see what I'm saying? I don't know. I think it's interesting.

And we put our entire fucking trust into this system. And like, dude, this lady, bro, she lied about fucking Bengasi. You think she gives a fuck?

Listen, there's plenty-Her life's on the line right now. There's plenty of Christians that lie under oath. On a daily basis. It happens every day in fucking courts. That's right. Okay, so I think people should fucking think about that.

We see these Senate committee hearings and shit like that, bro. These people are lying.

They have no problem lying, especially if they have no belief in Christianity.

And the repercussions of it, bro. The setup is this, ladies and gentlemen. You have your attorneys, because here's the thing. She's an attorney, too. She has a law degree. They all have a law degree. So they're going to use wordplay and war of the words.

Correct.

And if that doesn't work, I'll just fucking lie because guess what? I don't believe in the consequences anyway. That's right.

And then it's taken as truth because they're under oath.

She's under oath. It's Hillary Clinton. Come on now. The fuck out of here. She couldn't even be honest about why. Never mind.

Listen, dude. Listen, bro. The system is based upon the idea That the people that are participating in the system are Christian. If they are not Christian, they have no moral obligation to tell the truth by holding their hand on a Bible. Do we understand that? Have we ever thought about that? Has anybody talked about that? Because I think it's relevant.

I think it's extremely relevant, dude. Extremely relevant.

Anyway.

I think even to take it a step further, dude, again, let's say she is this Holy Christian person. Sure. Okay? Okay. Play along with me. All right. Saggy titties and all. Okay.

Fuck, they're low. Why are you looking at Hillary's titties?

I can't stop. Look, it got to be cold in there. She got some nipple piercings or something there.

You don't see that? Look, Let's just keep moving, bro. You're digging a hole you can't get out of, bro. Look cross-sided, dude. Yeah. There's no coming back from that.

Stop looking at the devil. Look at that pantsuit. I mean, hey, they're going to disguise themselves. Be careful now, boys. All right? All right.

Well, you're the weird motherfucker. That's a weird thing to say, isn't it?

They're looking at you, bro. What's looking at me, man?

I'm looking the other way now.

Okay, hold on. I'll fix this. Okay, so nothing. You wouldn't even know that's Hillary. All right?

I'm not looking. I got to get a water.

Okay, all right. Real shit, though. So let's assume, for For conversation sakes, all right? This lady's legit. Now, yes, she probably did some fucked up shit. At the end of the day, her life's on the line. Her life's on the fucking line. You lie. She'd have no She's not even lying. Her life's on the line. So it doesn't even matter. It does not matter. Now, here's another interesting take, is because they did Bill the next day. Bill Clinton got there. And his was just as easily Very off. Let's check a little bit of this first one. The witnesses who testified in the Epstein cases that Epstein said, You, quote, like them young.

Why would Epstein say that about you? Are you asking his opinion? I'm asking him to think about why Mr. Epstein would say something about me? Correct. Why would Epstein say that about the president? She's asking you to try to be in Mr. Epstein's mind and guess at what Mr. Epstein would have thought about. First of all- Who likes them young, referring to girls. You know what he wants to say? You know what he wants to say? He wants to say, Have you looked at the young girls?

He actually says that, too.

I promise you that's what he wants to say. Have you looked at the young women versus you old bags?

Yeah, that's right. Have you seen my wife?

Dude, look at his face. He wants to fucking say it. He's itching. He's so old, he doesn't give a fuck. Oh, he's itching. Yeah. How old is he now?

He's itching. Fucking.

Eighty's? A thousand. He's almost laughing.

He's 79. He's 79.

Bro, he's 79. He looks like shit.

He's younger than Trump? Trump's 80 or something, isn't he?

Trump's 79. 79.

Almost 79.

All right. That's crazy. My dad's 81 today. He's smarter than fucking both the motherfuckers.

We're in circles around this fucking dude. But okay, so here, he's getting a question because Epstein, in an email, said that Bill Clinton liked them Yeah. So he's being quite pressed on this.

That's not true. What's not true? That I have any interest in underage- I didn't say underage. I said young. But it's still not true. Is an intern young? Yes. At my age, anybody younger than I am is young. Did you know Jeffrey Epstein instructed a witness to and I, you were ever on his island?

He didn't have to since I was never there.

Did you ever travel to Zoro Ranch? Is that the one in New Mexico? Yes. No. Okay. Have you ever flown on anyone else's private jet 26 times or more for overseas trips? I have flown as many miles on other jets, but never with as many stops. How many other people's planes have you used? Like Epstein 26 times or miles, et cetera?

I don't know.

I did with Steve Bain, who's now deceased, and probably with four or five others. Okay. Now, that's not uncommon. It's not. People that are of that political class and wealth class use each other's planes on a regular basis.

It's not normal, though. It's having fucking crazy parties on them like that with fucking potentially underage people.

I love your question. Is an intern young?

Yes, that's right. Got you, bitch.

Well, yes.

Yeah, well, then it takes a little turn here, okay? Because then they're pressing these people. I give them credit. They were pressing. Now, a couple of times, they had to go off the record. People get stormed out, right? They started pressing Bill Clinton on his thoughts on how exactly Jeffrey Epstein died. Let's check this clip out.

I'd like to ask you personally and directly, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself? Are you asking him to speculate on how Mr. Epstein died? I'm asking what the President thinks of- So you're asking his opinion? Mr. President, was your friend Jeffrey Epstein suicidal? Are you classifying him as a friend who he has testified that he was friendly? He has called him a friend in a letter. He said he was friendly, but not... You've asked for his testimony. Mr. President, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein was suicidal? Do you know? Was he ever suicidal? She's asking me the best of your understanding. I don't know. I only know what the medical finding was. I think maybe he finally got caught. I don't know. I've accepted it in my own mind. I don't know what happened. Mr. President, what did you accept, that he killed himself or that he did not? That he did, but I don't know. Yes, sir. Thank you, Mr. President. None of us know. It's a fair answer.

Yeah, dude. There's something to this.

Well, no shit. Well, no shit. But I mean, I'm just saying... Look, bro, my mind doesn't work like everybody else's. Okay? I'm evaluating every statement. Does that make sense?

Yeah, it makes sense.

Peace by peace. Of course, he's fucking guilty. That's my opinion. Yeah. All right?

Those fucking shirts are guilty. I'll stop there. Well.

Look, man. I don't know.

Somebody commented, It looks like Billy has been cut off his adenochrome.

Yeah, he does look like that.

Yeah, bro.

Shaken.

I don't know if it looks like he's been cut off of his adenochrome or if he's just had to spend a lifetime with Hillary.

Both have devastating effects. Yes. I don't know, man.

Yeah, well.

Do you think this is the whole headline one shit is just a distraction from the continuation of the Epstein stuff?

If it is-Related, not related? It does seem like every time something comes to the public eye, that there's another thing right after. When COVID was exposed for not being... If you guys remember, that mask mandate got struck down, and two days later, COVID was over. Yeah, right. And then literally right away, Ukraine started. Yeah. Okay.

Profile pictures started changing instantly.

Yeah. Every time something ends, something else starts. And That's the pattern that we've observed, and it would fit into that pattern.

Yeah.

Do I think it's a distraction from that? If I was putting a percentage on it, I would say it's convenient, but I don't think it's the whole reason. So I think you're mixing things together. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure it plays a percentage in that decision.

Yeah, 100%, dude. Guys, jumping on this convo. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, we got our third and final headline, bro. Let's get conspiratorial. We have it already. Yeah, that's right. Well, this one's interesting, bro. I would like to say he's a top five favorite actor, but he's making some noise right now. Or is it him making the noise at all? Jim Carrey is in the news. Jim Carrey interview at French Film Awards, Shox Fans, in personator. Saying it's not him. We all know Jim Carrey, right? Jim Carrey is like a goat, in my opinion.

He's what?

He's a goat. He's done a lot of really, really... We're some of my favorite movies. Me, myself, and Irene, classic. Fuck. Yeah, it was good. Dude, it was a great movie. The Mask, It was a little weird, but- Them kids' dicks are bigger than them sausages.

Come on, Charlie.

What are you trying to say?

Dude, I never laughed so hard at Jim Carrey scene. The funniest fucking scene that I've ever seen of Jim Carrey is when he crawed out the asshole, that fucking rhinocerous. Dude, I fucking was in the theater watching that, and I fucking almost had to leave because I'm laughing so hard. Yeah, when Nature Call. That's so funny, dude. Dude, he's a great actor. I've always thought he was pretty funny.

Okay, all right.

Well, let's tee this up. He's also been very open about some of the shit that's been going on in Hollywood.

Connects really well. It's funny you say that, Andy. It's funny you say that. Okay, I would like to show a clip to everybody. This is from November of 2014. Okay. November 2014. There's a clip that has been making its rounds now because of all of this, what happened yesterday or this past weekend. Let's check this clip up. What is it?

What is it? Come on, Jimmy. Seriously, the time is up. People are hip to this stuff. I'm here tonight to blow the lid off it, to be the whistleblower. I'm sick and tired of the secrets and the lies. It is the secret symbol of the Luma Nutti, and you're a part of it, and it is the all-mocking tongue. I like it. It's a symbol of the all-mocking tongue, and I'm sick of it. I want everybody to be in on the joke, man. You know what I mean? For years now, talk show hosts, people on television, people in sitcoms have been hired by the to throw you off the track, to distract you, to make you laugh, and stuff like that, make you happy and docile, so you don't know what's really going on. They get out there in the woods in a circle naked, and they decide these things. Look at him. Look at him. It's hilarious.

Okay. Now, it's funny, too, because it explains all the shit and says all the shit there.

Jimmy Kimmel seemed definitely uncomfortable.

Very uncomfortable, right? Very uncomfortable. Okay.

He's like, What the fuck are you doing? Bro, stop.

Dude, that's happened a few times with a few other fucking celebrities, though. Okay, a few other ones. Kevin Hart, I think, and Kelly Clarkson. There was a fucking slip up on that one. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson, right? Would like to paint a little picture here. Okay, call me Picasso. So that was November 14th, 2014. Not Not even a year later. Because you guys remember when Jim Carrey just disappeared? What happened? Well, not even a year after this interview. Less than a year after this interview happened, his girlfriend at the time, Katherineona White, She was found dead by an apparent suicide, an apparent overdose. And then for the next three years, three years, Jim Carrey's drug in court, both criminally. He was civilly sued. It took three years before he was ever cleared. Ever cleared. Three years later. So then he shows up in Paris today. I mean, this time. A couple of days ago. A couple of days ago, in Paris, France, or somebody shows up in Paris. Check this clip. This is him being, allegedly him being interviewed by the French press.

Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour. It's a wonderful feeling. I really took on a pretty big challenge trying to do my speech in French. I wrote it and I researched it and I practiced it like crazy.

Then I watched everybody talking a thousand miles an hour up there receiving their awards, and I was like, I'm dead. And I made mistakes, and I was like a novice.

But I felt a lot of love, and I felt a lot of appreciation that I tried.

And what I said was true. And I really wanted to recognize my family. I wanted to recognize my dad. My dad was the type of person that if you met him for five minutes, you felt like you knew him for 50 years.

I can't talk about him without getting emotional.

I loved it. Loved it.

It's so beautiful. And having Michelle, Camille Coton, was also amazing. And it was just a brilliant evening.

Really brilliant evening. Oh, my gosh. Benjamin Lever was off the hook. I can't believe he committed to doing all that.

I was really, Is this someone someone else?

My favorite funny face is the one I'm wearing right now. She asked me what's your favorite funny face. She said, The one I'm wearing right now. Now, a lot of people are saying, Old Jimmy has been cloned. All right? Old Jimmy has been cloned. And all I'm saying is, I don't recognize this dude. Now, we know cloning is a real thing. They've been trying it. They've been doing it.

What do you mean they've been trying You can fucking clone your dog now, dude.

That's what I'm saying. The ethical, publicly acceptable.

But you can do it for 30 grand. Yeah. Okay, so if it's only 30 grand to clone your fucking dog, that means they probably have a lot of access to be able to do these things.

Is that Jim, dude? I don't know. Can we do a poll? Is it poll time?

I mean, dude, look.

I saw that narrative, too. Jim sent his double because he still didn't want to go out to the public.

I don't know. I know this.

Is this Jimmy?

It sure didn't feel like him. Dude. The way he was speaking, the way that he It just didn't seem like him at all. It certainly doesn't. It looks like it could be him, but it looks like he's had a lot of surgery or whatever. I don't know, dude.

In the end of 2024, he was at a movie release, I think it was Sonic 2 or 3. This kid was asking him, When will we see you as a Grinch next? He dropped for a moment and he did the Grinch face. People are saying, We should ask this guy to do the face because nobody else can do it like him.

Yeah, but that'd be hard if you got all that Botox and shit.

Yeah, I don't know, dude. It certainly didn't… When I first saw the clip, I was like, God dang, man. He had some really bad surgery, or that ain't him. Then When you watched him talk and how he interacted, it didn't feel like him either. So I don't know, man.

To add fuel to the fire, there's an impersonator/makeup artist called Alexis Stone. He has posted on his Instagram with a Jim Carrey mask on his table, and he's supposedly trying to say that he was the one person impersonating as him. Oh, really? Yeah, he posted on his Instagram, Alex, whatever his name, as Jim Carrey.

But then But then he made a comment, or a spokesman person made a comment on behalf of Jim Carrey saying that it was Jim Carrey that went- Dude, people are making videos about his different eye color, his demeanor, and also how he was so proud of his facial muscles expressions.

He used to appreciate all different kinds of actors. It's very unlikely of him doing that, but who knows the truth?

Yeah, dude.

There were six things in there that seemed like it wasn't him.

The dude got the Mickey Work face. Yeah, dude. Mickey Work is another one of those guys. Mickey Work does not It's not like Mickey Work anymore, but it is Mickey Work. No.

Dude, I saw this AI clip of it was showing all the people what they look like, and then when they're much older and they get all the fucking shit, and it morphs from when they were younger to like, Dude, it's I'm fucked up.

I'm not sure, but there was a clip of him or a photo of him on some show just a few days ago.

I saw that, too, where his hair was short.

The hair was short.

Nine days earlier. Correct. I didn't know if that was true or not.

I don't know that either, but it adds to the speculation.

Yeah. Fuck.

I don't know. I think all the other shit was fucking weird. I mean, like I said, you come out with this statement, something trips. Obviously, he fucking puts it all out there, stuff that most people actually believe. And then you have to go through all that bullshit for years. To me, that was like, Hey, motherfucker, don't ever do that again. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? And now we don't know who we got. I don't know, man. I don't know. We saw your free mason hand signal with your aluminum.

Yes. Come on. Got to believe your eyes more. I mean, look, dude. I mean, yeah, it doesn't look like him. I'm not saying it fucking looks like him. I'm saying there could be a lot of fucking other things in play. It could be a body double. It could be a fucking a clone. I don't fucking know. It certainly doesn't look like him. I agree with you, but when you're saying, Oh, fucking, come on. Well, what the fuck do you want me to say? That's right.

I just want you to assure what they think.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, man. I I don't have fucking... I've never been around these motherfuckers, bro. I don't know them. I don't know their secret handshakes or their fucking things. I don't know the shit. I'm sitting here with you guys trying to figure it out. The dude does not look like him. No. Didn't act like him either.

No. Not to me, that's the big one.

But these Zoomed in pictures of eye color and these videos of him riding with the wrong hand and shit. You do realize that you could fucking flip a video, right? That's right. You do realize that you can make someone who appears to be right-handed appear to be left-handed. You got it on your fucking phone.

Ai.

There's all kinds of AI. People can fuck with people's pigment colors. Like, dude, they can do it in video. I know all of this shit, so it's very hard for me to sit here and say, Oh, yeah, well, the eye color is different, and this is different, and that's different. They can do that on a computer.

If you can sell dick pills, anything can be happy.

That's right. Yeah, that's right, dude. Or dick pics.

To this ease point. Or dick pics.

Yeah.

I'm sorry. I couldn't leave that on the table.

I'm just saying, dude. You guys act like I fucking know that. He's for sure a clone. It's the fucking Revenge of the Clones.

That's what they want, Andy. Fucking I'm going to give it to him.

I'm going to take out the Star Wars. Yeah, that's right. Fucking, like, Fuck, dude. What do you want me to say? It don't look like him. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Fuck, man.

Shit, dude. It did not look like him to me. It did not act like him to me. His voice did not sound the same. Demeanor, too. To me, the voice was the thing. Yeah. All right. More than anything else. Yes. Because you can't replicate someone's fucking voice.

Correct.

All right? The voice did not sound the same to me. It's like a fingerprint. If I was going to say, Out of all the shit, what makes me think it's not him? The voice was the most thing above his appearance. Because we have all seen what these people do in Hollywood with their plastic surgery. They end up looking like fucking aliens. They do. You got all these bitches out there putting all this shit in their fucking face by people that don't know what the fuck they're doing. They end up looking like total shit. You got dudes doing it now, too. They think they look younger. They don't look younger. I don't know, man. You never know. You never know what someone's willing to do to stay relevant. All right? If you got people telling you, Hey, man, we're going to fucking cut your face up and make you look 20 years younger. Really? I only know one motherfucker that could actually do that. He's here in St. Louis. His name is Mike Nayak. That's right. If you don't follow him on Instagram, go look at his shit because he will straight up make... He makes these 60-year-old women look like they're 30.

It's amazing. Outside of him, I think the rest of them are terrible. They end up looking like this shit. So if you're in Hollywood and you care about your fucking Come to St. Louis. Go see Mike Nia. Mike, pay me.

That's right. That's a fucking ass.

I'm just saying. And dude, yes, there's respectable injectors and cosmetic injectors. My brother's wife is one of them. Okay?

So it does really well.

They do a great job. But this overdoing of it has been going on for a long time. It's hard to tell what is or what isn't. I don't His neck looks shown. I don't know, dude. I got anything more to say about it. It is what the fuck it is. His voice was the biggest tell to me. The voice did not sound the same. Imagine if they made a clone of me, how hard it would be to replicate my voice and the way I move and shit. You can't do it.

Yeah. Inflections. Yes, you can't do it.

Very different.

Pull the pants down. That'd be my tell, too.

You're weird. Yeah. Bro, Kelly Osborne, everybody's dogging on her. She had lap band surgery seven, eight years ago and lost 200 pounds. That's what the fuck it looks like when you lose that weight. I feel bad for her because they're under mass... Unless you've ever been in the public eye, you don't understand how fucking mean people are. Okay? If you're a woman and you're sensitive about your appearance My parents, for example, she's always been a little fucking chunky, and people calling her fat and all this shit for 20 fucking years or 30 years, her whole life, this is what happens. And nobody can really take that. I feel bad for her. When I saw her at the... Dude, it made me sad. Everybody else making fun of her. It made me sad. Yeah. You're right. Ai can do my voice, but AI can't do the inflections in the way that I speak and the way that I move the right way. You know how I fucking know? Because we can't even do it.

Does CJ get paid overtime? Who the fuck is CJ? I don't know.

That's right. Can't replicate Andy's cuteness. That's a fucking for sure fact.

People are asking, what's the drink over there?

Oh, yeah. That's our new Form Protein RTV that launches literally tomorrow. Okay. Yeah. Soft Launches tomorrow here locally in Wally's and Dierberg's exclusively. Then I think we do it direct, and then in a month, it'll start hitting stores. It's fucking really good.

A lot of people ask that.

It's interesting.

It's really good.

What flavor you got?

That's vanilla. What do you got? You got chocolate?

Yeah, Yeah.

Got to keep that skin pigment looking right. You know what I'm saying?

Dj, stop putting the chocolate milk on yourself. All right, man. Yeah.

Bro. Why is the chocolate so small? Bullshit. Yeah, the chocolate's half the size of the vanilla.

Bullshit.

I threw it smiley out. Yeah.

24 ounces right here, baby.

This one's 48. Twice as big.

That's right. Okay. It's about the ghost. Hell, yeah, All right, man. Well, guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. We got one final segment we got to get through. As always, we have thumbs up. We're dumb as fuck. We're bringing a headline in. We'll talk about it. We'll vote on it. Give it one of those two options. Now, Andy, you are a businessman.

It depends on who you ask.

New York Times.

Depends on who you ask. That's right. That's right.

This takes some of your business expertise, your expert opinion.

Okay. Yeah? Sure.

On a business and their CEO. Mceed. Mceed. When was the last time you had McDonald's?

It's been at least 10 years. Really? Fuck. I had to cut it out, dude. I had to cut out taco Bell straight up cold turkey. I had to cut McDonald's the same way because I was fucking literally addicted to it.

Bro.

I am to fast food what an alcoholic is to alcohol.

What Israel is to our fucking politicians. Yes.

I am to fast food what Bill Clinton is to younger-That's right.

That's right.

I just can't fucking help it. So I had to quit.

That's right.

I had to quit.

It was cold turkey, dog.

Now, I will say I've had McDonald's French fries a few times, but that's it. You got a good French fries. Okay.

But as far as going there, I literally have not had a taco Bell, not a single fucking thing.

Because the minute that it hits my fucking lips, it's over. It's fucking over for me.

The Chalupas?

75 hard. It's gone.

What's that?

Being in shape, over. It's over for good. Viva la taco Bell, motherfucks. Yes. I'm moving to Mexico. That's right. I just can't do it, bro. That's one of them things. We talked about on the Q&A today, you got to cut the things that don't serve you. That was one of the cuts.

Taco Bell. Mcdonald's fries, though, what is it about them?

I don't know. They're fucking good.

I've had McDonald's fries in about seven or eight countries. They It tastes exactly the same.

That's the whole premise of their operation. Have you ever watched that movie on Ray Crock? Where his whole thing was, it's got to taste the same everywhere you go. That is wild. He's the first guy ever did figure that out. I actually We think that there will be a play for the exact opposite. But that's another discussion. What if you could go to a restaurant that you knew what you were going to get, but the burger was made in the style of the area? Yeah, that's interesting.

They do that, don't they?

Where?

If you go to the Chinese McDonald's, it's like fucking sushi Big Max.

They have different offerings depending on the location. But the fries-What I'm saying is, Forget it.

The point is, I had to cut the shit out because I was addicted to it.

I'm proud of you.

I love fucking Mexican pizzas. I fucking love them. Mexican pizza. You know what my order was? What? Two Double Decker tacos, two Chili cheese burritos, and Mexican pizza. Damn. That was my go-to stat.

Damn.

Fire sauce, two packs of fire on everything.

Soda?

Diet. I canceled it out with diet soda. Diet. Like I did. Like every other obese motherfucker.

I'll take all of this shit in a Diet Coke, please. That's right.

Got to watch my finger. You know what I'm saying? It's science.

Empty calories.

That science is accepted everywhere.

I know.

That is fat man science, bro.

When you understand that most people think that, you can why they fell for COVID. That's right. Because it's science.

It's science. It's science.

Yeah, I was one of those. I had to stop.

I feel you. Well, McDonald's CEO, Chris Kempzinski, he's going viral right now after he's taste testing, you do this, right? You get to taste test some products and stuff before official launch, right? You give your feedback on it. I guess this is a media play they've been running with McDonald's. So he's doing a little trial A taste test of a new product launching for McDonald's. Let's check this out. Let's get your thoughts on it. It's K here with, you've heard about it, here it is, the Big Arch. This is something that we have tested already. It's in Portugal, Germany, Canada. I love this product. It is so good. I'm going to do a tasting right now, but I'm going to eat this for my lunch, just so you know. So here we go first.

Holy cow.

God, that is a big burger. We've We've got a very unique Sesame poppy bun on it.

We've got two quarter pound patties, a delicious Big Arch sauce, and of course, some lettuce.

Oh, there's so much going on with this? First of all, let's try to get this thing. I don't even know how to attack it. Got so much to it. Oh, there's also some crispy onions on here as well. I see those coming out. All right, the moment of truth. Big bite. Doesn't bite it. That is so good. And then cuts it. That's a big bite for a big arch. That's not the bite he took. It's distinctively McDonald's. Only McDonald's could do this type of burger, but it also is unlike anything else on our menu. It's a delicious product. You've got the cheeses and the gooeyness, but those crispy onions as well gives a nice texture. And of course, we've got the pickles.

Whose fucking idea was this?

So terrible. Fire them.

Whoever came up this idea deserves to be fired. This is asking for trouble. Let's put our total nerd CEO and make him do a food review.

People are calling him that.

Mr. Rogers does a mug bang. Come on, man. What the fuck this is?

This is a terrible idea. Whoever... It's probably his own idea. You know what I'm saying? Hey, I got this idea. We're going to put me. We're going to make me the star. So you want my business expertise? Yeah. Don't do that.

They've been clipping this meme right here. I love this product.

Yeah. I mean, listen, man. First of all, if you were going to do it right, go to a fucking store. Go in the store. Because what he's trying to do is be relatable. Yeah. All right?

You got to take the card off.

Okay, take all your fucking Tweedledee outfit, okay, and your pocket protector, and put on a fucking T-shirt and some fucking first-form sweats. That's right.

That's right.

Be cool like everybody else. Yeah, have some swag. See, that's how you mark this shit right there. That's right. Go in. Be a regular human being. Breathe. Yeah, like yes. Try not to look like a fucking robot. Order the motherfucking sandwich, sit down with someone else who's eating in the restaurant. Hey, can I join you? You know what? I also got you a burger. Why don't you let me know what you think? Do something real. Be real. Do it real. Do it real. This fake shit doesn't work with people anymore. I don't give a fuck how much you're getting paid by McDonald's. You don't know what the fuck you're doing. What's his salary? I guarantee you, it's crazy.

Dude, the funniest piece of this video, though, is that he's like, I'm not going to eat the rest of this on camera. I'm saving this for lunch. He didn't bite that shit. He didn't even try it.

Approximately 18 to 19 million.

Okay, for $20 million, bro, you could fucking I think this through a little bit better. Okay, I'm sorry. Dude, this is corporate CEOs. Oh, man, don't even get me fucking started. They went to fucking Yale, and they got their little fucking degree, and they think they can go out and do this shit. Motherfucker, you're not a founder. You're not Ray Crock. Don't make yourself to be the Ray Crock. Push the fucking buttons behind the scenes and let fucking somebody else do this shit. This is terrible. Terrible.

I'd fire Somebody said he will fire himself afterwards.

If that were me, bro, I hope you guys would be like, No, this ain't it, bro. Holy shit. Fuck, man. And let me tell you all something. This is a free game. Let me tell you this is a free game for the next This is the first fucking phase of social media, just so you understand. You don't need a camera crew. You don't need a fucking... You don't need fancy fucking shit. You don't need a podcast, Mike. You got all you need right here. Turn the motherfucker around and talk to it. That's where marketing It's going. It's going towards truly authentic shit. This days of polished and focus groups and all this shit with AI on top of it, those days are over. If you want to be trusted and you want to be seen and you want to be somebody that people want to do business with, you have to be real. You have to be because everything else is fake. Okay? So there's your little business education for the next fucking five or six years. If you think you're going to get Get a fucking fake podcast and make... People are over it.

They don't give a shit. They understand that the person's reading off a teleprompter. All your people that you follow that talk on a microphone like this, 99. 99% of them are fucking reading the shit they're saying. They don't know it. They didn't live it. They didn't build it. They're just repeating a script that they had ChatGPT fucking make for them. This is why if you're an actual expert, you have to show ways that you are an expert, meaning you have to have proof or you have to be in front of a live audience like Hermosy does, which is great, and draw shit out right there in front of people. That's real shit. Exactly. Okay? Stop with the fucking You're not going to make shit. Okay? Stop. This is a terrible move by McDonald's. Dude, whoever went along with this, you couldn't even work in my fucking building. You're so stupid.

We can literally pick anyone amongst the hundreds here to do this thing, and they'll do a better job.

Guaranteed. Well, yeah, because the people here use the products. They like it. Exactly. That motherfucker, he ain't eating McDonald's, bro. He's going to fucking the five-star Michelin restaurants with this fucking pinkie up and eating gourmet fucking frufru snail shit.

All right? I'm sure he's a sweet guy. Whatever, dude.

I'm sure he's cool. Fine. Come on, Chris. Okay, but you're not made for the fucking camera.

That's Exactly.

The camera is made for you, baby.

That's a terrible move. Bro, I know marketing agencies that literally run marketing for companies that are like, fucking a million dollars or less that know more than this. Holy shit.

I love this product.

Terrible, bro. Terrible. This is what happens when companies get so financially successful that they think they can fucking do anything and that people will buy it. It's the same thing that happens with politicians. They get so much praise and so much momentum that they think they can look at people in the eye and fucking lie to them and everybody should just believe it. Anyway.

This is fucking great. People love this.

This is terrible. This is terrible, and you should be embarrassed. Fuck. You know what would have been cooler? Like, literally. Hold on. Hold on. You know what would have worked better than this? What? What's that fucking comedian where he always acted like he was black, but he was white? Back in the day, he was like, he wore hip hop clothes and fucking headphones and shit. Jamie something. You guys know what I'm talking about? Anyway, this guy, you could have put him in a fucking rapper outfit.

Jimmy Lyssa?

Jimmy who? I don't fucking know. He's irrelevant now. But the point The thing is, this motherfucker could have dressed up in a fucking Adidas tracksuit like Borat and went in and ordered the motherfucking burger and be like, Get my burger, bitch, and it would have worked better than this. Holy shit. You could literally fucking make up anything that would have been better than this.

Jamie Kennedy.

Jamie Kennedy.

Jamie Kennedy. Thank you. Listen, this is why you don't want to work for me. This is why you don't want to work for me. You think I get passionate about politics? I'll go nuclear motherfucking bomb on this shit. This is the dumbest shit I've ever fucking seen in my life. I'm starting a new show. I'm going to evaluate people's businesses like Gordon Ramsey does for fucking food. I just thought of it.

You're an idiot sandwich.

We're doing it. That'll be awesome. We're doing it. Oh, man. I will fuck these people up. Yeah, there you go. Okay.

All right. He had it. He's good. He's good. Relax.

Andy has a way bigger net worth roasting his act. That's correct. I do have a much bigger networth than this guy. It has nothing to do with that, though. No. Because you could take this same philosophy and fucking sell snow... Like, dude, listen, man, this shit, this corporate bullshit is fucking over. And if you act like that, you're going to reap the repercussions of it. I'm just telling you, you're going to get your ass run over.

Tell me, you're not McLoving it?

I'm not McLoving it. I'm Mc firing these bitches.

I love it, man. Fuck. I love it, man.

Why don't you guys hire me to consult you? You pay me $10 million bucks for real. I'll come in, I'll spend two days, I'll fix all your fucking shit, and I'll go the fuck home and leave you the fuck alone, and you can make love to the fucking business growth. That's right. You know what I'm saying?

That's right.

They're too good for that.

I I know they are because they don't want to listen to some fucking dumb red neck from Missouri who's fucking built shit from the ground up because I know these people. I know they're tight. They all think they're fucking smarter than everybody. They don't understand. These guys could not build something from the fucking ground up. Yes.

Like you said, they're not great crocs.

Listen, dude, founder, creator, and CEO, two different things. Most people don't know that. Founder, creator, entrepreneurs build. They create, they take ideas, and they They fucking put them out in the world and they work. They're the rarest of the rare. A CEO is a position that you can hire in for. Yeah, right. Okay? That guy's job is to make fucking numbers work. He's not a fucking creator. No. Now, sometimes you'll get someone who's both, but they're usually the motherfuckers who started the business or have been around the entire time. If you were to take a CEO who had been there from day and they worked their way up and they had the culture in them and they understand all this, that's a different thing. That guy has founder DNA by association. Yeah. All right? That's real, bro. Anyway.

Mic Fricellas. Huh? Mic Fricellas?

Fricellas.

Mic Fricellas.

No, no, no, no, no, no, Mick.

Oh, just Fricellas.

This is not fucking Ireland. Okay. Okay. Fry sellers.

Okay. All right.

Here's the concept. Okay. We sell 40 different kinds of French fries. You can get all the fries, all the different fries. Gourmet fries, fucking straight fries, curly fries, waffle fries, motherfucking fries. You get fucking all the fries. Fuck all the fries. Okay? Yeah. Then the other part is pizza. Okay, so we have this pizza, that pizza. The whole thing is, because everybody who's ever been fat knows that the greatest two fucking foods on the planet are pizza and French fries. When you combine them together, it creates a magical experience. I believe that if we created Fricillas, we could own the pizza and fries package. I'm not a restauranteur. This is why I haven't pursued this idea, because I don't do things that I don't know. But I promise you, if any of you are restauranteurs, you could make billions of dollars doing a better burger style. This would be like five guys level of quality. Amazing fucking fries, all different kinds, all different of the little sauces, the local sauces, the local ketchup, all the things, right? It's a thing. Then you have this fucking amazing pizza, okay? It would crush. It would crush, but I don't have time to do it.

Vegan pizzas? No vegans. Okay. No fucking vegans.

No vegans.

You want to talk about the biggest marketing problem in the history of fucking movements. Here's some dirt and grass. Not only that. It tastes so good. Not only that. Vegan have calmed down. They're cool now. Yeah, they're good. They stop. But when veganism was catching steam, these people were mean.

Oh, fuck, dude.

And nothing says, Join my movement. Like, Fuck you if you don't. That's right. It's like Israel.

Come eat this salad.

You mean like Israel?

That's right.

You either join it or you're a fucking anti-Semi.

That's right.

Nothing makes you want to join something like bullying.

That's That's right. That's right.

Anyway. Guys, there's your fucking idea for the day. That's right. Here's the business lesson. Don't be a fucking retard. Okay? You're not fucking Ronald McDonald. You're not Ray Crock. You're not a founder. You're a fucking CEO. Go do CEO shit. If you want to do founder shit, make it relatable. Take off your fucking stupid ass outfit. Go be real. Buy a couple of homies a burger. Ask them what the fuck they think. And you have an award winning fucking commercial and the greatest burger launch of all time. But you had to do it this way. Fuck.

Gay and retarded, man.

All I want to talk about is business shit. I don't even want I don't talk about fucking this stupid shit anymore. You know why? Because I'm good at it, and it's what I'm gifted at, and it's what I enjoy because I like seeing people win. I don't want to fucking talk about this gay shit in the government anymore, bro. Like, Let's just fucking do what we got to do. I'm the only motherfucker not getting paid. Anyway, I would love to talk about business with you all all day long.

You're watching my fucking video. Yeah, man. I love it, dude. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I got.

Here we go. Andy, I sold four gas stations on solar. He asked I asked for a discount. I said, Only if you stock first form. He owns 15 other stores, too. Let me send Sal some numbers for your building. I'd love to do an entrepreneurial video for the install. Okay? But did he take the fucking... Did you get the 15 accounts, bro? You said you offered it to him. You said you took it.

That's right.

Good point.

Did you close the deal?

Did you close the deal? Answer in the chat. We're waiting.

Anyway.

Yeah. Hell, yeah, dude.

Mcdonald's. You think for having billions of dollars, you hire some smarter motherfucking people?

20 mil a year, bro.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

Holy shit. Fuck, we... Huh? Oh, he said, Yeah, you did close it? There we go. All right. That's awesome, man. Thank you. Congrats on the solar pickup. If you want to talk to Sal, Sal is the CEO. Ceo. He can do those things.

You don't wear cardigans.

Sal is a founder CEO. Yeah.

Hell, yeah. All right, man.

Well, guys-I really appreciate that. That was fucking badass. That was sick.

That was sick. All right, dude, you Guys, Andy, that's all I got.

Yeah, that's all I got, too. All right, well, we will see you Wednesday?

Wednesday, 7.

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