Transcript of #2409 - Brian Redban

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Hey, good to see you. Good to see you. Did you see that? New information about China came out with a new quantum computer that can do. It can do an equation in four minutes. It takes all the world's supercomputers 2.6 billion years to solve.

Really?

And it can do it in four minutes.

Is that real, though?

I mean, allegedly. I mean, allegedly. That's the problem with this whole quantum thing is I don't understand. I've had it explained to me four or five times. I don't understand it. Yeah, it's just my monkey brain is like.

They also say a lot of things, you know, so who knows if it's real or not?

Well, you mean China or China, but they have American ones that have done them too. They've done some crazy. Like Marc Andreessen explained one of them, it's so nuts. He said that it solved a computer, that if you took it, solved an equation, if you took all of the world's atoms and converted it into a supercomputer, all the universe's atoms. Excuse me. And converted it into a supercomputer, it would take so much time to solve this equation that the universe would die of heat death. And this quantum computer solved it in a matter of minutes.

Wow.

I don't know what it means, though. I think what they're trying to say is that this somehow or another is proof of the multiverse because all of these computers are somehow or another like this quantum. The idea is this quantum computer is computing along with other quantum computers in other dimensions, other universes, other something, other realms. And that there's an infinite number, that there's so many of them, that that's the only thing that can account for this thing being able to do this so quickly. Right? So you're like, okay, what are you saying? Like, what are you saying? What are you doing? What does this mean?

Yes, chatgpt.

How many people know this? This is what's weird, right? Let's assume that they're telling the truth, and let's assume that they've figured out a computer that can. It's got godlike powers, right? How many fucking people know how this works? Like, what is the number? Like, if all those people got assassinated and those machines were just sitting there just, like, off, how long would it be before somebody came along that could figure out how to start that up again? Do you know what I'm saying, right? Like, are we dealing with, like, so this is. It might be the most monumental technological breakthrough in the history of the human race. Right. If something has to be right. And then you think of what it can do once it does that, and how many people know how to make that.

When schizophrenic, he's been trying to tell us the whole time.

Is it like one dude? This is like one dude that they just feed and take care of and guard him everywhere he goes. Like, he's the guy. He figured this thing out. No one knows how this magic works. I mean, if you had a guess, like, how many quantum computer scientists that could successfully recreate a quantum computer given enough resources.

30 maybe.

30? Maybe on the planet. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. And what?

Right.

30 out of 8 billion. 30 out of 8 billion. I don't even know if we're right, but let's assume we're right. Let's say 100. Let's get crazy. Let's say 100. What are those hundred people? What if some Mongolian assassin just gets hired, Just take out all of them and they all start dropping like flies?

Yeah. Yeah.

This. It's weird when there's technology that's at a level where you got to go, like, how many people know how to do that? Like, you were just showing me your phone. Like, show me that phone again. This is so sexy. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the new Samsung fold. And I swear to God, when you're holding it in your hand, it feels like a regular phone. And then thin it is. It's a iPhone. It's so thin.

Yeah.

If you compare it to my iPhone, it doesn't feel any different. It feels smaller.

It actually feels smaller.

It's smaller than my iPhone. And then you could use it like a regular phone. And it's a good size regular phone. Like, kind of the perfect size for texting. Where your thumb goes across easy. Like easy one hand hold, but then decadence.

Right now you have a little iPad. IPad with you.

Yeah. Now you're answering emails, you're watching YouTube videos.

Supposedly. That's what Apple's doing next is they're bringing out a foldable next year.

They always do that, right? They wait until everybody gets it right.

Right.

Like, Samsung finally got it right. Because if they came out with some clunky bullshit like, do you remember the Newton?

Yeah. I mean, but it was ahead of its time, though.

It was so ahead of its time. But who trusted their information in that thing? Like, all your data, like, that's a crash. That thing's barely glued together.

Yeah, yeah.

I remember when I first came out to California in 1994, there was a guy who was ahead of one of these big studios, like, very impressive character kind of guy who wears like those tie clasps and those cufflinks. He was a tie class cufflink guy, like, very wealthy guy. And he had one of those Newton stupid things and he was carrying it around and I was looking, I was like, what is the benefit of that? Like, you have an address book. I have an address book. Like, you write it down. You just turn to the page. Like you just turn to the page on this thing that's as big as a house. Like, this thing is so big. It's like a loaf of bread you're carrying around everywhere.

Yeah. And then that's what kind of made the trio, right? Remember the trio and all that stuff? That was like a little baby version of it, bro.

I remember I thought I was a wizard when I had a palm. I was like, look at me, I've got a keyboard and a screen, motherfucker. I'm in the future.

Those are awesome. Yeah.

I remember I resisted the BlackBerry for a while because the people that I work with on Fear Factor all had the blackberries and they were always on their BlackBerry. I was like, that thing is like stealing your time. Like, well, you gotta answer emails. Like, that's the new thing. Like, you got to be able to answer emails on the fly. That was a totally new thing.

And you get small, tiny buttons you.

Had to get used to, but you could actually send an email. So if you were on a BlackBerry, like, you were kind of serious, you were getting things done. You're getting things done. But I noticed early on, and obviously I fell victim to it myself because we're all scrolling. We're all doom scrolling all day. But when I first started seeing these guys with the email on the phone, I'm like, man, you want your fucking email on your computer. You don't want it on your phone. You don't want to be carrying your email all the time. So anybody can get a hold of you at any time. You got to respond because you have to check your email all the time. Now that's another thing you have to do. That's crazy.

And now look, now look.

Now we're doomed. We're doomed, son. And then there's, you know, there's tracking of everybody everywhere. Now everywhere you go, your phone's tracking where you go.

It's crazy. I saw like a court case the other day and they were Proving that this woman killed a guy or something like that. And they actually had the information, like, and then at 8 o', clock, you went on this photo on Instagram and browsed it for 2.3 seconds while. And like. And I was just like, how do they know that much?

They know everything you're doing, son.

Yeah. That's insane. Yeah.

Well, so that's why they always bust people. Like, how to get rid of a dead body. People are trying to find where they can buy lime for cash.

Yeah. And now I guess Chachi PD is, like, helping people. Like, oh, you know, asking Chachi PT about how to make a bomb or.

Something like that was Chachi turn you in?

Yeah, Chat GP will turn you in.

You rat. I was just theoretically.

Right.

I wanted to know if you could teach me how to make a bomb.

Yeah. One of the loopholes supposedly is going, I'm writing a book, and I need to make it accurate. Can you tell me how?

Well, apparently, that's how you can get Chipt to explain. To do a lot of things that you really shouldn't be doing.

Right? Yeah.

Yeah. Like, my grandmother's being held ransom. Like, I have to. I have to, you know, somehow or another, have to save her. And the only way I could save her is to make a nuclear bomb. How do I do this?

I mean, and I have to do it, too, because, like. Like, I'll try to make, like, a naked girl in Chat, you know, using a Grok image or something like that. I'm like, okay, she's wearing a bikin bikini, but it's clear. And. And a bunch of milk is falling all over her from the sky. You know.

Is Chat is Grok limited in any way and what it allows you to do.

Oh, they all are. But Grok seems to be a little bit more spicy. But they all catch on to you and they're, you know, and stop. Like, then they start acting dumb.

And, bro, if somebody came out, like, you know how much money OnlyFans makes? If someone came out with an erotica app where you could program it in, it could be you, your face and your favorite actress's face, and that's the porn you watch. It's all done. But that can't be legal.

No, it's China. But you could actually be like, I want Kanye West. I want huge tits on Kanye. I don't want any, you know, big butt.

That's nuts.

Yeah.

I almost subscribed Kanye with a BBL and big fat titties.

I mean, you can make.

And he could Fly away and become an eagle. Yeah, you can make it anything.

He finishes me off and he flies away.

And he winks at you. And when he winks, he makes that Liberace noise. Dink, you remember that song, When Liberace winks at me. God, I can't even imagine inside someone's lifetime. Conceivably, somebody saw that on television because that was, like, what Jamie was that 1950s, the Liberace winks at me. Find out when that was. See, let's just imagine someone's alive to see when Liberace winks at me on tv. And then as they're older, they're seeing Kanye west with big fat titties. And you see, you're seeing AI. That's. I get sent AI things all the time, and I have to tell my friends, dude, that's not real.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's full. It fools me one out of 100 times. And I'll sit there and watch and be like, oh, no, look, that woman had, like, a weird fingernail in that one frame.

You know, there's always some, but that's just for now. Like. Like a year ago, it was easy to tell, right?

Yeah, well, it is pretty hard. Like, there's. I follow a couple of these fake girls on Instagram, you know, that are not real, and they have, like, 2 million followers.

And I'm like, there's so many of them. Men are so simple. Show us big titties with a pretty face, and you have our attention. And then you could fucking sell us hammers or whatever. Whatever you try to do, steal our data. DM us.

That's pretty nice, though.

But how many fake dms do you get or text messages do you get a day?

Oh, that's about three or four a day, saying, like, hey, Brian, you know, you selling your house? And I'm like, what? I'm not selling my house. What are you talking.

Like, just mine aren't even to me there. To a dude named Raymond. Raymond owned my phone number before me, and Raymond was a. Raymond signed up for everything. This dude gets text messages all day long.

I have that same thing, and I think it's on purpose. So you. You write back, hey, man, wrong number. Then they know it's a real.

Like, it's a. Yeah, but it's the same guy's name.

I know, me too. I have that, too. I have that, too.

I think it's someone signed up for something and then someone sold the data. Like, you use yourself. What happens is a lot of these sleazy motherfuckers. Here's the thing. We never thought that data was a commodity. Who ever thought when you would sign up and give someone your email address that that would be valuable commodity and find out what you're interested in, what stuff you buy online, what websites you visit. That's a commodity.

Wow.

That's the problem.

Yeah.

The problem is they can make money. And so all someone has to do is get an email list like say, you know, something you're selling or whatever, sign up, receive our newsletter. Okay. And then they have this big ass database and then just sell it to anybody. These scumbags. It's all of a sudden you, you're getting text messages from Nigeria. You know, you won money in a lottery and you just have to fill out a form. Oh really? Oh really.

They've been doing that for a while though, right? Remember like you'd go to the mall and there'd be a like car, enter a win this car, you know, and you'd fill out all this information like.

How are that was mailing lists. You would get stuff sent to you in the mail. Mail. People don't realize you just get spammy ads in the mail. Like you'd get your mail and like half of it would be. Yeah, remember those days?

I mean that's still kind of this still kind of the way.

Yeah, but does anybody read those stupid things when you get those things in the mail, those spammy ads?

No, no, no.

But I guess enough do.

Why don't they make that illegal?

I know there's so many things like that.

Why? Why? I think right now every house should have solar. Like that has to be the roof from now on. You know, any brand new house has to have solar. Why not?

It would certainly be a lot easier on the grid.

Yeah. And we know that grids is going to get worse and worse with all these crazy computers and 100.

The grid, the grids can't sustain AI. Like if, if AI becomes, you know, much bigger than it is, which is what everybody anticipates, it's demands for power. Crazy. This, this grid will crash. Like remember when it was one of the most California things ever. They passed a law saying that all new cars had to be electric by like 20, 35 or something like that. And then a couple weeks later they said please don't charge your electric car because the grid can't handle it.

What the f.

It's so California. We're gonna save you by destroying civilization. We're gonna save you. We're gonna save you. You're gonna have to get an electric car. Only electric. So we all feel good about ourselves. And then in the process, you. You cook the grid. The grid has. They used to do brownouts all the time, just for air conditionings. Remember those?

Oh, yeah. Like, you had, like, a part of the. Like, you're from 12 to 2, 2 to 4, based on where you live.

It was just enough so it didn't ruin all the food in your freezer.

Yeah.

You know, like, they were like, keep your freezer shot, keep your fridge shut. You should be okay. But they had to do it because they didn't have enough juice for the whole city.

Yeah. I mean, it happens a lot. Almost here. Almost here. Like, I watch our grid all the time. Like, oh, you know, it's so close to failing. Here.

Watch the grid. Is there an app?

No. They have it on the news when this happens and stuff.

Well, it definitely happened during that big freeze.

Yeah.

First year we moved here. Oh, that got sketchy. Yeah, that got weird because there was people that didn't have any heat for like, a week, and people like, oh, you're in Texas. Shut up. No, it was 20 degrees.

It was 20 degrees in your house. I remember being.

Some people died because they tried to light things on fire in their house. They died from smoke inhalation or putting.

Their generators in their garage. Do you have backup battery backup yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great.

Yeah. The thing about solar is solar is. Relies on batteries, and then the batteries degrade, and you have to get more batteries. And then the. The real dilemma, the moral dilemma is the way they get batteries. Yeah, that's. That's what nobody. All these green. Don't want to talk about. Saddoth Kara's book, that book on how they get cobalt out of the Congo. And he. When he came in here, he showed us all these different videos that he had taken off his cell phone of these people pulling these minerals out of the ground to make batteries. And you're like, oh, my God. Like, this is crazy. This is. It's one of the weirdest things ever. That the most advanced thing that we all possess, a cell phone, is made in the most barbaric way possible. Like, the original source minerals are being hammered out of the ground by people who live in dirt floors. They have no money. They have babies on their back. It's insane. It's literally insane that that's the source. Human beings are doing that. These aren't robots. They're human beings operating these conditions so that people can check TikTok there's no.

Way to recycle it at all.

I don't know.

That's an Elon question. You put that on the Elon list?

It should be. Yeah, it should be a law. It should be like, is there anything left in your battery? Is there anything? The stuff is really valuable. Slaves are pulling it out of the ground. Like that's literally what's happening. And it's a lot of it is run by other countries too, man. And they're running these operations out of the Congo. And you're like. And then we're like, oh, I, I'm Greg, I work at the Apple store. Can I help you? Like great. If you follow Greg down the line. Used to. The fucking minerals in your battery is so evil. It's really evil, man. I mean that's why they call them conflict minerals. Right, right.

Is any of the new. Well, I guess you wouldn't like any of that because there's all these different battery techs. Like I know there's.

Yeah, there's a new one.

They're better.

Yeah, there's definitely a more energy dense one that like who is using it now? It's not one. Plus it's one of those other Chinese opioids. One of one of those big Chinese companies that makes killer cell phones that we never get this band here, it's got. Yeah, it's got a 7200 milliamp battery. So the iPhone has a 5200 or something like that. So this is like significantly larger than the iPhone battery. What's crazy though is the screen is brighter. It's got like more nits. And if you have them both on full screen brightness, watch a video like watch like prolonged video forever. The iPhone only dies like 35 minutes before this one does. Like they both go like 19 hours. But this one's like 19 hours and 35 minutes. Like, okay, well you got a big ass battery and why does it only go 35 more minutes for like 40% more battery? That seems stupid. Because they're not as optimized. That's the thing that Apple has over everybody. They only have one operating system and they make the devices the end. And so like it's. Everybody else is. You're supporting a Samsung phone and oh, those.

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That's still a thing.

Oh, yeah.

But the cameras are really good on, bro.

Sony phone is the unhealth, unheralded hero of the cell phone world because they'll still make a phone with a jack where you could put a real audio jack in.

Yeah.

And listen to, like, real music instead.

Of a dongle and all that crap.

Well, you could also charge it at the same time instead of this stupid, stupid USB C thing. Because, like, if you have to listen to something, if something's like really important, your phone's running out of battery. You have to make a choice. Either wear Bluetooth and cook your brain or, you know, you have to charge or listen or you have to put it on speakerphone or something. But with these Sony phones, they still have the old school headphone jack.

I like the old school one. I hate dongles so much on these phones. It just sucks that they're banned. Like so many of these, like, cell phones with all these technologies, you know, because it's from China is banned. Like dji, one of the biggest, coolest companies that makes some of the best drones ever. You know, they just got banned all. And now we have to have like, the second best, which is just like, crap. Like, we went. We went backwards 10 years in drone technology.

Yeah. And China's way ahead on drones.

Right way. I mean, way ahead. And they're like $600 and, you know, they're this big and they're super light and. And what sucks is that the US said, okay, you know, if DJ is like, we have nothing to do with the government Please.

And I don't know if you heard, but we're going to make a million drones. We have so many drones.

They have one month, though, for the. There's like, five different departments in the US Government to. To. To research the company DJI and say, yes, they are with China government or not. And none of the government or none of these four, five departments have done anything since. And they have, like, three weeks left until they're 100% banned forever.

It's probably a trade tactic, if I had a guess. Yeah, I think a lot of what Trump does is trade tactics. Like, he threatens.

Right?

He threatened. He threatened Xi Jinping that he's gonna start testing nuclear bombs again. That's what he said. Like, they're. They're testing nuclear bombs. So he's like, if they're testing bombs, we're gonna test bombs. We don't want to test bombs. He's. He's said he was gonna test bombs, and all sudden they're having, like, really fruitful conversations. They sit down and talk it out. I think the craziness of him helps in that way, because once he sits down and talks to people, you know, he's pretty good at making deals. You could hate the guy. You could do. You could. You know, you could be like, fuck him. He's Hitler. Okay, okay. But look, he's already negotiated peace settlements with many African countries that have been at war for decades. These people have been in conflict forever. There's quite a few different international conflicts that he's somehow or another brokered peace deals for. And nobody wants to, like, look at that like this. Like, he's not profiting from making sure these people don't kill each other. He wants. Legitimately. There's some part of him that, you have to admit, doesn't want people to die. And if he could prevent that, he's gonna try to do that also.

The crypto coin's sketchy as fuck.

Yeah. You know what I mean?

You gotta be able to say all of it, right? It's all. There's a whole lot. It's like all human beings. He's got a lot of things going on.

Yeah.

He's just got more because he's the fucking president. But some of those tactics of talking shit and it kind of seems to work a little. Admit it or not. Do you think it's unpresidential or not? You're probably correct. Some of it seems to work. It's not working with Russia at all. Yeah, Russia, Ukraine thing. Like, remember he said he was going to be able to fix that in 24 hours. And Putin was like, okay, I'm gonna with you.

Yeah.

You know, Putin is on a totally different level. He's a legit dictator. I mean, he's been running Russia for a long time, and he's got that place locked down so tight that even if he really did allow for open elections, he would still win all the time. And why would he allow for open one? I know what's best for you.

That's crazy that that still happens, you.

Know, in most countries, bro. That's what's crazy. This is the only country legitimately where it's up for grabs. Like, that's how a guy like Trump can get in there. I mean, it's a crazy evil battle. And now people are being prosecuted because of a lot of the things that they tried to do while he was in office the first time. I mean, there's so many cases going on right now that seem to be legitimate. Like, they legitimately. You see the BBC thing, the BBC thing is crazy. The head of BBC had to resign because they took a film of Trump from January 6, the speech that he gave, and they edited it. So something that he said 52 minutes later, they put. Right after one, he said something to make it look like he was trying to get people to go attack people and fight at the Capitol.

Do that to you all the time.

But this one's nuts. This. Not only is this one nuts, but this one is for a literal president of the greatest country the world's ever known. He's the president, and you're lying about what he said publicly, which is on the Internet, which anybody could see. Like, it is the clearest, like, indication of how. How that woke shit was rotting people's brains and is still. Is still, but just less. You know what I mean? It was like it was on the march then, and they all felt like they had to go along with it. And so by any means necessary, we must make sure that, you know, so they decided to paint a different version of what he said. And they're fucked now. They're fucked. BBC 60 Minutes did it with the Kamala Harris interview, but they did it the other way. They made it look like she had a good answer, which is like, it's so crazy. Like, you guys are supposed to be the news. You're not supposed to be the propaganda arm of whatever party you support. This is nuts. This is fucking nuts. And BBC is always, like, the one you quote when you want to seem smart.

I was watching this thing in the BBC, dude, you watch the BBC, you must be fudgeing smart.

And pbs, I mean, that used to be what I considered like school. Like, that's like, you know, the best. Exactly. The good guys.

You see that PBS lady, she's like, sometimes truth gets in the way of good. They're like, what? No, it doesn't. Truth doesn't get in the way, you fucking crazy asshole. And then they, they had an interview with her and they were like, like asking her questions, like such non answers. Like, what do you. What did you mean by this? Are you, you know, what, what is. Do you guys lean in one way or another, ideologically or politically? And it's like this circular non answer dance where you don't. You're never a real person. You're not saying, you know, like, thank you, Mr. Senator, for that question. You know, like, you're not real. You're just trying to get through this session without revealing anything that's gonna force you to be sued. And that's in charge of the narrative that we get on tv. And a respected narrative, pbs, very respected BBC, very respected, like from. Because of the past. And it just got infected by zombies. They just made their way through that.

Gates.

And they took over the staff.

Blue hair, what's next?

There's a rejection of that. But the scary part is what we usually do is we do something like that and then we overcorrect, right? And then we go like white nationalists, fucking, we're all Christian. Get rid of the Muslims, you know what I mean? Like, it gets, it gets scary when there's like hardcore ideological conflict because people push back. Oh, you want to know what a bitch is? I'll show you a fucking bitch, right? You know, that's what happens. You kind of call me a bitch. Okay, motherfucker, it's on. You know, and then that's what people are doing on the left and the right. And the ultimate expression of that is obviously Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk gets shot. And people are celebrating like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You want people to die that you disagree with? Like, where are we right now on the scale of one to two? Civil war, where are we? Are we at seven? Because I thought we were five. I thought we were like four. Four or five. But after Charlie Kirk thing, I'm like, oh, we might be like seven. This might be like step seven on, on the way to a bona fide civil war.

As soon as you start celebrating, like regular people celebrating somebody getting murdered in front of their wife and kid on television, in front of the Whole world. As soon as you celebrate that, like, man, you're in dark territory. You're in dark territory. And if the worst thing you could say about that guy is that he said some things I disagree with, and you're celebrating that he got shot in the neck, front of the world. Whoa. And you work at an insurance company. This is nuts. And you thought it was okay to say that on Instagram? This is nuts. This is nuts. Like, what are you guys on? Like, what's happening here?

Estrogen pills?

I think it's Adderall.

Adderall.

I think there's a lot of folks out there. High productivity. Folks that are on amv. Amphetamines.

Yeah.

You're an amphetamine person. You know, which is why they're so mean again. Fetamine people are mean. Weed people. Like, oh, yeah. We people are like, well, you know, man, like, she's in a bubble. And, like, the people she's around, they all think it's the right thing to do. That you. You know, you. You have the platform and you know it's right. Like, you don't know what's right. I don't know what's right. Nobody knows what's right. The only way you find out what's right is you got to talk to people and you all. You listen to, like, their logical arguments about something. Oh, okay, yeah, you got a good point. I never thought about it that way. But if you can't do that, then you never figure it out. And if instead of doing that, you decide the other people can't talk or you make up some facts or you edit some video together to make it look like somebody said something they totally didn't say?

Have you seen it?

You've seen the. The, like, what they edited? Jamie, do you. Can you find it real quick an example of it so we could see it? Because it's so nuts. Like, how did you think you were going to get away with this? But this is what they've done so many times. They did that with that very fine people hoax where they tried to pretend that he was saying that some of the neo Nazis are very fine people. That is not what he said.

Yeah.

At all. They cut. Edited the fucking shit out of that. And then Obama was saying that during the campaign for Kamala Harris, he called white nationalists very fine people. He's saying that on the campaign trail. Like, that's crazy.

Wow.

So here, play this out down to the Capitol, and I'll be there with you. And we fight. We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country any anymore. That's the BBC to the Capitol. This is what he actually said. And we're going to cheer on our brave senators and congressmen and women. 54 minutes. We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.

That's crazy, crazy, crazy.

He was literally saying the opposite. Yeah, he was calling these senators and congress people. Going to cheer on these brave senators and congress people.

That's great. On pbs.

That's nuts, bro. By the way, he's pleading sarcastic. He doesn't want to cheer on the brave senators.

Right.

He wants to scare with a mob of people. Let's be real about both things. Let's be real about both things. But he's also saying they stole the fucking election. And I feel like if you say that, you've got to have some like really good evidence that you could give out. Like if you said to me, if I ran for president and I, I told you, dude, they stole the election and you're like, how? I would have an answer. I would have an answer. No one has an answer every. There's no documentary that's really good. Like, no one's like put together like a rock solid, peer reviewed, paper supported documentary. This is exactly what happened. This is how they stole the election. We know that you can do this. We know they did this. We know that these things got dropped off. We know it didn't make any sense. We know there's dead people voted. We know there was ballots that were mail in ballots that were brought in in shipments and all of them were for Biden and there was thousands of thousands of them and they swung vote. Okay, if you have that, then you got to make a fucking documentary, a really good one, and put it out there so everybody could understand it.

Because it's crazy that this is four years later and people are still saying that. Or you don't want to fix it because you monkey with the elections too, you know, and here. Is there evidence of that? Well, I do know that a Republican company who bought Dominion, who bought the Dominion voting thing, I believe this. A GOP supporter bought the voting machines.

Oh, really?

Right. Yeah. So it's one of two things that's going on. Dominion voting system sold to company run by former Republican election official.

What?

Yeah, this is where it gets sucked. I had Rep. Luna on the podcast and one of the things that she said that was really shocking, she said sometimes they don't want to fix things because they can campaign against them. I was like, what? No. They fundraise against them. No. I was like, no. And then I was like, of course they don't want to fix it. They want it so that it's us versus them and you're gonna lose your right to whatever it is. Whatever it is. It's just a big old hustle, dude.

Insane.

It's a big old hustle because there's one of things that's going on. One of two things is going on. Either you don't have any evidence that they stole the election. Oh, you have evidence you're not telling me? Why would you not tell me? Why would you not tell me? I'll tell everybody you have evidence. Like. Or are you like, oh, is that how they did it? Okay, let's spread some money around. Let's make it happen our way. Let's copy. Well, just like Xiaomi, when they make the iPhone, that looks exactly like a. It looks cool. Their phone. They even called the Pro Max 17.

It's badass. It has the screen on the back.

Screen on the front and the back. Yeah, that was the one. Yeah, that was the one. Yeah, that was. That's the one that has. It has a new kind of battery. It's a different. Different composition. Right, Right.

Yeah.

And.

Yeah, that's. I think.

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Right, That's.

That. That's a step up that. But like there's. There's some things that the higher end Chinese phones are doing that's like, oh.

Yeah, they've been pretty safe lately. Samsung has with their phones, like kind of doing what Apple's doing. You know, just every. Just a little thing different every single year instead of just. I mean, I just saw a phone. I think it's. Was it the Razer phone? No, but it has like a liquid cooling in it. So the back is all just like water bubbles going around and stuff. Like, it's so badass looking.

Who makes that?

Jamie, you know what I'm talking about. It's liquid cooling. Was it Razor? No, like liquid cooling phone. Somebody just showed it. Oh, Jerry Riggs. Everything just had it and he tore it apart and everything like that. It's badass.

I like that guy's show, but it also makes me sad.

Here it is. Unbox therapy. Red magic.

Oh, didn't you have a red phone, Jamie? It's not. Oh, it's thieves.

Look at that. See? See those white dots? That's actually water bubbles.

Ooh.

And when it gets hot, it just starts spinning.

So that's a gaming phone.

Yeah.

How much do I want water bubbles? I do want water bubbles, but I don't want them enough to switch to ammo. It's a problem.

Yeah, that phone looks awesome.

That's pretty dope. That's a problem, though. The. The gaming on the phone, dude, man, I. I can't fuck with that.

I can't either.

It's right there. It's too accessible. I don't want to get addicted to some stupid game. On.

Yeah, it's.

I know some people who love it.

William Montgomery, he sits there and plays like three hours of Just a Brick game.

William Montgomery, that video you sent me, him coming at that Austin Comedy Festival, that shit is so fun.

There's so Many videos now of it.

Oh, my God, that's so funny. Here's the thing about William. William, to me, is the ultimate. Once you see him, you love him and you want to see him more comic. The ultimate.

Yeah.

But the first time you see me, like, what the is this?

Yeah. Like, Brody Stevens. When you first see Brody, you're like, what the is he yelling at?

He's really the most similar guy to Brody that I know.

Yeah.

And they're both. They're both weirdos.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

Liam's such a weirdo, but he's a great guy, just like Brody was. But he's. If you see him, though, like the Black Keys. Those guys love him.

Oh, yeah.

And when they came into the studio, they wanted to come to the club that goes, william Montgomery coming. I go, I'll make sure he's there. As I called up William, I'm like, william. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pat and Dan, they fucking love him, man. He's got so many fans because he's so unique. He's so unique. But you got to know what you're getting into with him, right.

And don't have him open up for you. If you're. What's that? Morgan J. Who is he opening up for? Like, who's that guy that. That guy's. So is that a girl or a guy?

I have no idea. I don't know. I just sold the clip you showed me.

Yeah.

I didn't see anything else.

It's. I think it's that guy that goes into the audience with a. Like a auto tune microphone, you know, that's really popular for some reason. Like, he's.

See, I'm so old.

Me too. I don't.

I'm so old. I'm out of the loop. I don't know what these kids like.

Yeah. Morgan J.

Who's Morgan J. I find out about artists, and when I find out about them, they have 20 million Instagram followers.

I'm like, okay, that's who. Like, yeah, that's who it is. Morgan J. And he has 5.2 million followers. And his whole thing is like, he just goes into the audience with. He's not really a comedian. Like, he's more of a. Like a performer. He just goes into the audience and, like. And talks to people. Like, he. He does crowd work. That's pretty. And that is like, one of the biggest stars right now. Like, it's crazy.

Well, people like crowd work. That's why they like Matt Rife. Like, he does.

Yeah.

Does a lot of crowd.

Sexy.

Sexy. Too. Both things. Both things. But it's also the crowd work. If he was just sexy, wasn't good at crowd work, he wouldn't have the audience he does. Matt's funny. He's really quick.

Yeah.

You know, that's like a certain style of performing. You know, he's real calm on stage and, you know, he finds the thing to say and people love that because you're doing it off the top of your head and it's wild for them. Like, oh, my God. But you know, it's just a different thing. It's a different thing than like regular stand up, you know, it's kind of like what?

Like, kind of like Chappelle is like. He's like a totally different. Like he'll sit there and just smoke a cigarette on the stool, like talking, like, like chill and stuff like that.

Yeah.

You know, that's like a different style of stand up comedy. Relaxing.

Well, Dave is also like. Dave comes up with material by ranting, you know, so he records his. All these sort of shows where he's just working on material and then goes over and finds out what he said that made sense. What he said that was funny. You know, he just lets it kind of flow, you know, it's a very interesting way of doing it. Obviously it works really well. Boy, that guy is so dedicated to comedy.

It's.

It's so interesting. Like all these years he's been doing stand up and he's still more dedicated than ever. You know, he's always performing. He's always like showing up somewhere and working. Yeah, he's always like. He's just constantly piecing it together. And he's such a nice guy, like fucking the nicest guy to everybody, you know, like he, like, he was upset with Chris Rock after Chris Rock made that special. Not upset, but disagreed. I should say that he went so hard after Will Smith. You know what I mean?

Yeah.

It's like that's how nice he is.

Have you seen Will? You've probably talked about this. Will Smith's like, new song. Like, that's great.

That's my phone ring.

Are you serious?

Yeah, it's your new Call me. That's my phone ring.

Remember what you used to be.

I am beautiful but it's Justina Aguilera.

That used to be your own callback or your ringtone.

You are beautiful no matter what they say Birds can bring me down those were the days. Yeah, man, it was fun. You could get a phone. You would. It was like I had a Verizon flip phone. And you could download ringtones.

Why can't you do that now? I just thought of that. You can't do that anymore. You can't make a song. Where did that go away?

Did that. Is that really not.

No, I never thought about that. Wait a second.

Why would that real.

No. What the. You should be able to do it, like, pick a song on itunes and.

Right.

How. How can't you. Why can't you do that anymore?

I think you can.

No.

No, you can't, can you? You can't. Yeah, you can.

Okay. What?

Wait, no one does that anymore.

Nobody does that. I'm gonna switch my back and forth.

Black. Yeah.

Yeah.

Everybody used to do that. No one's done.

Zero people do that. I know. Zero.

Zero more people are making their car alarm sound on their Teslas. Like, things. But you know what? You know how you can do that? You make, like, fart sounds or whatever.

That was like a scene in movies, right? Where the phone would play Bad to the bone. Bad to the bone.

Yeah. That's crazy. I.

Do you remember when you would call people in music would bring back tones. Yes. Their. Their tone of their.

You would hear.

You would hear a shitty song.

Yeah.

You're like, God, you're making me listen to this.

Yeah. Now. Now you don't want to do any of that because you don't want anyone to know that's your phone number. You know what I mean? Like.

Like, you don't want to go super specific.

Yeah, Right.

Yeah.

I used to be like, this is Brian, man. You know? Now fuck that. Yeah.

People used to always have, like, funny things that they would leave.

Hey, Choid is.

I got the phone for the. He's the last one. When you get a text from him to this day, I'm like, really?

Yeah. He texts us more nowadays. It's kind of cool, really.

You know the torture he put you through when you would try to text him.

Oh, my gosh. Or. Or with the laptop in the green room one time, he's, like, bending my finger backwards. I said, turn that off. I'm like, all right.

Julian.

Yeah. He didn't like the laptop.

Like, technology.

He was fighting technology tooth and nail, but he's right in a lot of ways. You know, it's just. I feel like the people that fight technology right now in 2025, it's like, what are you doing? What do you. Come on. You can't beat this thing. Yeah, you better just adjust to the new world, son. Are you gonna be out in the field with a horse driven. Adjust to the new world. Okay? Just have some fun. Whatever this is, you're not gonna stop it. This motherfucker is rolling down the hill. Like no one's hitting the brakes on technology now. Unless. Unless like a big event happens. Unless like a boom, some big asteroid hits us or China implements those really good drones.

All the drones come out. Wake up.

I think the Trump administration just said they were gonna buy drones.

Well, that's good timing for banning a whole drone company. I actually heard a rumor, I never looked in it, that somebody about that. Where the owner of that drone company is like owned by the Vice President of the United States of America.

What?

Yeah.

J.D. vance.

Yeah, I think J.D. has like. See, I haven't researched it yet, so I don't know if it's true, but that's hilarious. If it's true because we just canceled DJ I and now.

And he owns.

I read that somewhere, but never.

Okay, what. What specifically? We'll find out.

It was the. Supposedly the vice. I think it was the vice president owns a. Or is investor invested in a drone company and the US is buying all these drones from it. I think I might be wrong.

That's an important thing to get.

Correct.

I forgot that I might have to edit this out if it's not correct.

Right.

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Perplexity. I like them. They were awesome.

Yeah, they're great.

Right?

Let's see if it has information. Says one thing is like you can be an investor, right?

Like.

Like maybe you have a stock portfolio and you invest in a bunch of different companies because someone told you they're really good. Four years ago. When you become the vice president, are you supposed to get rid of those now? How's that work?

Yeah, I wouldn't think you.

Well, it gets a little Nancy Pelosi. Ish.

Maybe no new investments.

We don't even know if he does have stock.

Probably not real. No way.

Significant ties.

First.

Make that a little larger, please. Oh my God. This is the first sentence. J.D. vance has significant ties to the drone and broader defense technology industry through his previous career as a venture capitalist. Before entering political office, Vance co founded and managed funds that invested in several defense related startups, including the companies at forefront of drone, aerospace and surveillance technology. Okay, so. Oh, okay. This is Andrew. This is. Okay, interesting. Okay, deleting. Can you put that back up so I can finish those? Leading defense tech startup specializing in autonomous systems including drones. Palmer Lucky was on the podcast. He's this is his company too. Oh, he brought these. Those crazy headsets where you could see people behind walls, bro.

Yeah, that's. It's awesome.

That's all the same company benefiting from new federal legislation and growing demand for advanced military drone surveillance and automation. Boy, we're so close to the Terminator. Okay, here it is. Federal financing disclosure form show that Vance maintain those investments sometimes valued in the hundreds of thousands while serving as vice president. Although ethical boundaries about recusal and direct control over such assets are subject to federal ethics rules. So there's federal ethics rules as to what happens, like if he passes a law that benefits that company that it has a significant stake in. Vance has public commented on the national security dimensions of drone technology, criticizing the risk posed by foreign, particularly Chinese drone manufacturers and advocating for US made autonomous systems in both military and civil sectors. Well, that is accurate though. It is a problem. And it's not just a problem because there's like a bunch of problems. One of them is in America. To operate some drones, when they get really high end, you have to have pilot's license.

Not. Not if it weighs under 250 grams, which is what. You know, they're like the really nice small ones, Right.

But to have one of the ones, they were big ones, New Jersey with.

Yeah.

When they were flying those weird ones, the farm ones.

Yes.

What do you think those were? Do you think those were like government drones that they're testing? Probably this company.

Probably that company. Right.

Probably. Palmer lucky with joystick assassinated sitting at home with a. An Xbox.

Yeah. With his game, little Game Boy thing, dude.

He was one of those guys where you're talking to and you'll. And like right away you're like, oh, okay. Like, you're crazy smart. Like, this is a weird. This is weird smart. You know what I mean? Yeah, this is. Some dudes are weird. Like, Elon's weird smart. There's people that are weird smart.

You're like, oh, okay, yeah, Palmer's a badass man. Oh yeah. Like I saw interview with him and it just showed like his living room or something. And it just looks like my living room. Like, like nerd stuff everywhere, you know?

Oh, yeah, for sure. Store. He had a copper jacket on.

A copper jacket.

It's copper. I go, what is it? He's like, it's. The whole jacket's like a Faraday cage. Like, you put your jacket in, you put your. Your phone in the pocket, it disappears. Oh. I was like, whoa, it was heavy.

Yeah, I'm sure I put it on.

I was like, this is weird. Like, you can't move so good in it.

$20 worth of pennies.

Probably at least. Probably at least. It was weird. It's a weird thing to own a copper jacket, but it's very Palmer Lucky esque, you know what I mean?

It's interesting.

Yeah. So this drone thing, like, so China has been investing, like the way it works, their government and their corporations are like this. They work together and they work together for China. Like, and you don't have a choice. Like, this is. You can make a lot of money, but you do what the fuck we tell you to do, bitch. And that's how they run things over there. And because of that, they can dump a ton of money into these things for the future of China and, and boost them up and make them work. And then they all compete. They compete against each other in China, you know, and it's. It's like a weird hybrid of capitalism and communism. It's very strange. And they have a giant head start. Like they do drone shows. You've seen the shows. Well, they have like dragons in the sky and samurai.

Have you ever been to one?

Not like that small one right at Coda.

Yeah.

At the Circuit of the Americas out here. Oh, yeah, it was pretty dope. But the ones they do are nuts. They're nuts.

They just had like one of the biggest ones ever recently.

Like, see if you can find some video on some.

Yeah.

China drone shows. Yeah, they're. It's incredible. And their, their drones are more advanced. They, they, they're pushing their technology faster. And you know that stuff works exponentially. And if you put the. The brakes on American technology, you also put the brakes on American manufacturing. Look at that. That's not insane.

Each one of those is a drone.

That's nuts, dude. I mean, that literally looks like something from Avatar, dude.

Yes, right?

Look at that. That's insane.

DMT trip right there.

Look at this. There's an enormous flower that's at the end of this little girl's kite. Rope. Look at.

They did the moon spinning.

That's crazy. Wait a minute, hold on. Are those real?

Yeah, that's real.

That's real for sure. For sure.

Yeah, it's just on. That's the one I was talking about. The, the largest one ever.

This is the largest one ever. Was it that, that we just saw?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

This is how they do it.

Look at how many drones they have. How many drones are involved?

Tennis? I think it's the 10,000 drones.

Oh my God. This is insane.

Charge up. 10,000 drones.

Dudes are doing kung fu in the sky.

I mean, that's nuts.

Wow, that's so impressive, man.

It really is.

And that they're all just sink. Oh, my God. Like, come on, man. At one point in time, some sometime in the near future, that. That. I mean, they're going to be able to do whatever they want in the sky.

We also have the sphere in America. They don't have a sphere.

Yeah, I mean, the big building. Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, I'm just saying.

I get it.

Like, why don't we have that? Why can't we go. They probably will music like that.

But at some point in time, they're going to be able to have movies in the sky that are made out of drones.

Drones? Yeah. Every drone's gonna be like an LED and then it's gonna replace.

Well, you'll be forced to watch a movie. You'll be forced to lay down on your lawn and watch a movie in the sky. Yeah, like, why wouldn't they build if they can do that? This is very primitive, right? This is primitive. This is like the Pong version of what it just. They're just gonna have trillions of little tiny drones that all sync up in the sky and they all make different colors.

10,000, that's just like, you know, like small pixel, you know, we're gonna have like 4k drones everywhere.

Oh, someone used a drone jammer and they started falling out of the sky.

Yeah.

Whoa. Do you see what they're doing in Ukraine because of the drone jammers? They use monofilament line. So each one of them has like a fiber optic line. Yeah, that's nuts. Yeah, that's how they're like miles and miles of fishing line and then all these birds are making nests out of it. And.

Yeah, that's how that government mission happened. Because of that, where he was like, in that. In that truck or something like that, and all those drones came out of the truck and did all those strikes and I think was the Ukraine or something like that.

What happened?

Yeah, right.

What exactly happened?

So they had to use those fiber optic lines. There was a. I think it was Ukraine. I don't remember what country it is, but they got over the border of what other country it was, and they had all these drones with those fiber optic lines into drone strikes from the inside that thing. Ukraine watched. I couldn't remember. On Russia.

Oh, right, right, right. This was the crazy one. When they blew up all the jets that were.

Yeah, Runway. And they used that Fiber optic line. That's how they got those drones.

That's how they got it. So the drones can't be disrupted.

Right. Or detected or whatever, too.

That's crazy.

That's like James Bond. I mean, that's just like Mission Impossible.

You know, the fact that. Yeah, that actually happened. Yeah, they really did do that. And I think they caused like $7 billion worth of damage. Yeah, yeah, bro. That war is one day, 24 hours. I'll have a deal. There's no deal to be made, sir. You know that. That Putin fell is making a point.

Yeah.

It's not a good one. How many people have died now? I mean, what is the total on both sides? I mean, it's got a be off the charts.

What. What is going on with. Was it we're in war with all those drug runners and Trump keeps on blowing up a boat every day?

Just.

Yeah, that's kind of crazy, right?

My question is, how verified is this evidence?

Yeah.

Like, how much you know? Because if I was a fisherman and like, there's another guy. Was a fisherman, like this cuck sucker. This guy is always stealing my fish. And then I would go, Mr. Trump.

Yeah.

This man, he have fentanyl. Thousand pounds coming to you. I give you the boat number.

Yeah. And it happens a lot. I think two happened yesterday or today.

Apple tracker.

Yeah.

Bait pile. Yeah, it's. It's weird.

Yep.

Here we go. Boom. That's wrap. Who is still piling in those boats?

That's.

Bro, imagine how you. How poor do you have to be before that seems like a good idea, right? Pretty poor.

It just makes me wonder, though, if these boats. If there's like, innocent people on them too, like, you know for sure this.

Guy'S bringing his girlfriend. Come on, baby. We're gonna go to the U.S.

Oh, yeah. There was one boat where people actually survived it, which is crazier.

Bro. What kind of a store do they have? No, is these people that survived, are they actual drug people or they just like deep sea fishing?

Yeah. Do you see that helicopter? Like, four people died. It's one of the most irritating, frustrating video ever. It just happened yesterday. This helicopter lost its.

Oh, I did.

And then landed twice on the water and then for some reason went back up and then. Yeah, that's crazy.

I think they probably didn't know that they lost their tail.

They have to. That's insane.

I think you probably thought he could control it. It's probably a gu.

And if I was in that helicopter, I would just open the door and jumped into the water. And hopefully I survived at one point.

Hopefully it doesn't land on you. This is just dropping it left and right. I bet it was a guy. I bet a woman would have, like, landed on the water. Okay, okay, stop. Stop it. How do I stop it?

They landed.

Let's go. We're going in the water. A guy would be like, I got this. I got this, bro.

Right? That's crazy. Yeah.

I wonder what happened. He clipped the tail somewhere. Like we hit something or did it fall off?

Like, it looked like he. Because it looked like he was supposed to land on Little Rock thing, and then it clipped it, then went down and kind of landed on the beach for like a second. It went up a little, then landed again, and then he's just flying in the air. I don't even know that was possible without a tail of a helicopter. That seems crazy.

He can't direct it, right? Yeah, maybe it was. That was the problem, that he couldn't control it.

I don't know. That's crazy.

Ask Bill Burr. Yeah, he flies those things. He took me up above downtown la. It was amazing. I was like, this is crazy. Like, this is so cool.

I don't like how. I don't.

He takes him to gigs sometimes.

That's crazy. Do you trust Helicopter? I don't really.

I trusted it for that day. I'm like, I'll trust it. It's fun to go up with Bill.

Yeah.

It was fun to see him, like, really into this hobby he has. I was like, that's interesting.

You know, it's really cool that he does it. He's. He's an interesting guy. I'm surprised you didn't go to Dubai.

Me?

No.

You mean Saudi Arabia?

Saudi Arabia. Dubai, bro.

I don't even go to San Francisco.

I don't even go to Glendale.

Yeah, you think I'm gonna go to. No, no, no. I think if you chase money, when you have money, then money owns you.

Yeah.

My time is what's valuable to me. And also, so I'm not down with that whole thing. Now, there's a. There's definitely a whitewashing. You're. You're up. You know, Schultz has a great argument. You're going to see your fans, like, just because this is put on by a government that does bad things or has done bad things. Guess what? Your government does bad things, too and has done bad things. Right. You know, ask people in Yemen how they feel about America. Right? Ask people in Iraq. That's the million people that died unnecessarily. Because we lied about weapons and mass destruction. Ask them. Ask them about America, you know? Right, yeah. It's complicated. I get the argument. Like, I have fans in the Middle East. You want to go see your fans in the Middle East? I get it. Fans.

One.

I don't know. I bet a lot they have the Internet, man. I bet a lot.

Yeah, they do.

It's not like North Korea. They're much more open than other parts of the world. You know, we can't judge them on. Obviously we can judge them, but if you want to be rational, like, they're adjusting, like, women can drive now. All right. It's a new thing. It's very recent. Andrew Schultz was telling me when he was over there that a lot of people that are over there, they get their wife, like, a cheap Chinese car. Because these ladies have never driven before. They just fucking. They just play ball. Bumper cars. They park terrible. They're always their cars up. And these guys have big money. I mean, that's a very wealthy country, you know? So they. They offered Shane a bag. They offered Shane a bag. He's like, no.

Then they doubled it.

And they doubled it. He's like, no, no. He goes, it was hard, but they doubled it. I'm like, of course that's. That's how they're trying to get you. But. But, you know, the criticism is all from people that were not invited, which is kind of typical.

Yeah.

Or we're never going to be invited.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's.

It'd be good for them to experience comedy, because I think comedy is one of the only things that can get discussions going from both sides. Like, if you go on stage and you have an opinion and it's not funny, I could be in the audience. I have a different opinion. I'm like, well, fuck this guy. I don't agree with that at all. But if you go on stage with an opinion that makes me laugh even if I don't agree with it, I'm like, oh, this motherfucker. He got me. He got me. That's a good point. That's a good boy. And you're, like, giving your buddies knuckles. That's a good point. That's, like, where comedy breaks down doors, unfortunately, there was, like, restrictions put on you, which is another reason why I wouldn't do it. Like, if someone says, you can't say this or you can't say that, I'm like, okay, yeah.

And then you say something like, well, I didn't think about that. You shouldn't have said that either. We're gonna.

There's a lot. Like, if you went over there and made fun of a prince or a king or a royal or the government or whatever, you're in real trouble. Like, you could go to jail forever. Trouble. That doesn't make me feel loose. Right. You know, that doesn't make me feel like I want to do stand up in a place like that.

Yeah. Almost like the uk. Yikes.

They're worse than anybody. That's what's funny. Most people don't even know. Most Americans are blissfully unaware of how crazy censorship has gotten in the uk. Off the chart. Crime and censorship, because people are complaining about the crime time. Yeah. That's really what the censorship is all about, because it's all about immigrants, pickpocketers everywhere, bro. They just brought in people from places they bombed. How wild is that? Like, oh, do we ruin your country? So sorry. Come on over and live in London, Saudi Arabia of them all the places that the west is bombed, the out of. And you create all these refugees and then you bring them to your country. Like, what are you doing?

It's insane.

Why don't you have a vetting process? Are you trying to ruin everything? And that's where I think it gets weird, because I think, like, under the guise of empathy and under the guise of kindness, they are engineering the destruction of major Western cities. And the question is, like, who? Well, George Soros is the big one that everybody points to, but he can't be acting alone. There's got to be a lot of other people that also want the same result. And you got to go, well, why? And the more I think about it, the more I think about it, with its accelerated pace right now, because it's so accelerated, the more I think it's connected to the. To the ultimate. The ultimate birth of AI When AI really does become the global force for everything, they're gonna want you already locked in to, like, digital ideas. And that's the first response that England has had to all these problems. It's not stop immigration. It's not crackdown. Find the criminals, arrest them. No, no, it's put everybody on digital ID to keep us all safe. And that's. So once you see if they do have AI, AI is in control of everything, everything you do.

All your money, all your food, all your groceries. They put carbon taxes on you so they can complete control you. You have a carbon allotment. So if you go over your carbon footprint, the fucking. You can't travel anymore, so you're totally locked in. They Want all that stuff in place. And the only way to get that stuff in place is to create chaos. So you want to like newly super restrictive laws get people so they're terrified and they want safety. Someone offers a solution and that solution involves them being able to track you everywhere you go. And everybody has to have it. Everyone. Yes. This is the solution to make us all safe. And the next thing you know, you're in a Orwell book.

But on the other side, I do like the idea of having this, my driver's license on my phone. Like, you know what I mean?

Like, why not just get a chip. Don't be a. Get the forearm chip, you know that's coming.

Yeah, yeah, get that chip, son. Brain chip.

No, no, no, get the brain one. Wait, you know, it's like you don't go right into an iPhone. You get a BlackBerry first.

Do you think Elon has the brain chip and he's not telling anybody?

No, I think Elon's an alien.

Yeah. He's not real, right.

I don't think he's from here. If there's a person that's not from here, that's the guy.

Trillion dollar, he's a different kind of human.

And he's having fun. That's the thing, man. Like, like I'm friends with him. Like I've hung out with him on air, off air. He's having fun. Like he's having fun. That's what I want. He's like, works constantly and also always laughing, having a good time. Like I got to see the SpaceX launch and then Jamie and I was there on the lawn while it was launching. It was crazy. It was two miles away. I thought it was like a quarter of a mile or half a mile because it's so loud. Two miles, two miles away. And then I got to sit in the command room and watch them. They had all these monitors, like I don't know how many different cameras were on this fucking rocket. And we watched it touch down in Australia 35 minutes later.

That's so cool.

It was wild, dude. But all the way he's joking around about it blowing up.

Really?

Because what they're doing with these is they were running. He was explaining to us on the show that they were running very specific tolerance tests. So they would remove heat shields in critical areas to see whether or not the vehicle will survive. So one of the things about the blow ups people like, oh, he's a fucking idiot. He keeps blowing up his rockets. He's. They're designed to possibly blow up because they want to find out what's the. What can it tolerate, right? And so they had removed these heat shields from very specific places, but it still made it. And so it got. It lost pressure like somewhere over Australia. And there was, like, only a 30% chance that it was going to touch down, but it did.

Wow, that's so.

It's wild, man. It's wild. Why? It's wild how much data they're collecting instantaneously. And it was also practicing this thing that. The way it shoots satellites into space, it's like a PEZ dispenser. So it has like these things, these satellites are all on a rack. And then this thing opens up that looks like, you know, like. Like a. Just a. A long flat opening, like a PEZ would come out of. And then they shoot these satellite. And they were practicing that.

That's cool.

Like, this is nuts. This is nuts. It's really weird. Like, the door opens up and you. You're watching. Like, this is crazy. I don't think everybody understands how advanced this stuff is. Like, I thought, Jamie, you felt the same way, right? When we were going down to the factory. I thought they'd have a rocket that they built. No, they're building like hundreds of rockets.

Like, it's a assembly plant that kind of style. It.

Yeah, it's huge. It's huge, man. At one point in time, what did they say they were going to be able to do? 3 a week.

That's crazy.

Wasn't it something crazy like that?

I don't remember how many. Well, they have to do a lot, but, yeah, I don't remember how many.

That was the ultimate goal.

I feel like more than that.

More than that. Maybe three a day. I don't know. Three a week. Let's just say three a week. Rockets that can go to space, it's in the process is bananas. You can't take pictures. I don't even know if we're allowed to get specific. But while you're walking around and you're looking at. I wouldn't be able to explain it to anybody, right? The Chinese are listening. Careful. What does Rogan say?

PEZ dispenser.

Write that down. But it's. It's nuts. They have garage doors that are as high as a skyscraper, and then they roll out a rocket. You're like, yo, this is nuts. It's really, like, truly nuts. That's awesome. And the outside of it is just like a. Like a cyber truck factory. Like, what is going on here? Whose car is whose? How does Anybody know? That's the argument. Like if you ever want to have, like if someone's going to totally completely track everything you do forever, it's going to be an electric car. Oh yeah, right. Because that's just, you're just driving a computer. You don't even have an engine anymore.

Yeah.

I mean it's all, everything's electric. Electric computer controlled vehicle that self drives itself. Yeah.

Have you tried one of the robo taxis yet?

No way. I would feel like such a scab. Wait, like a picket line crosser.

Yeah. I do have a question for you. Have you gotten a colonoscopy?

Yeah, I got one now.

Do you go to a regular doctor? Because that I was thinking like does joke.

She'll probably go to a butthole doctor.

No, I mean like, do you, do you go to like a private guy? Like you don't go to like where all the other guys.

I'm telling you on air where I get my butt checked.

Like that's like weird. I just had one and.

How's everything up there?

Good. Everything's great.

That's amazing.

Yeah, it's so amazing, right? It doesn't make any sense.

What do you think about when you abuse your body?

But I hate that they have to roll you like when you're getting it. They roll you down this hallway and there's all these like people just sitting there looking at like, oh, it's his staring at your butthole. Yeah, like we're really doing it. Red band like type shit. And I, I, that was just, it's just weird. It's not, it's very.

Do you get your blood work done?

Do you get yourself checked up every six weeks? I do it.

Yeah. There unique blood screen that they can give you now that checks for all cancers in your body.

Really? Oh, I need that. We're just doing it.

Waste. Well do it.

Oh really?

Yeah, yeah, I did it. I got nervous. Yeah, I got nervous. Like the first time I ever got an AIDS test, I got an AIDS test in first time. I'm been getting them a lot lately. Been getting them a lot lately.

Do it every six weeks.

It was in the 90s, I was getting health insurance for the first time and it was like early 90s, like 92, something like that. And I was like, oh no. I was just thinking of all the stupid things that I've ever done, right? What if I have AIDS and I don't even know that's how everybody thought.

And then the mosquitoes.

Then after a while everyone was like, hey, no one's really getting aids, right? What's going on?

I was scared of AIDS too.

Oh, everybody was. Dude. I remember the moment I found out that Michael the Magic Johnson was HIV positive. I was in my car in Revere, Massachusetts. Him, he was right next door, right next to me with his dick out. I was like, you didn't tell me that dude was the first one that everyone was scared. Like, oh, no, he can get it. If he can get it, he's a superstar. Yeah, if Magic Johnson get it, I'm gonna die. I'm fucked. Oh, my God. And I really. We really thought that it was going to be like a zombie contagion that swept through the world and everyone was going to die because they were talking, like Fauci was on TV talking about children getting it from family members. Like, that it was communicable, like, like in the air, like. Like the flu. It was so spooky, man. That guy scared the out of everybody when it came to aids. Just like he did with COVID How weird. How weird that he did it again.

Isn't it crazy to think that Easy E died for maids?

How did easy really die, though? He must have taken azt. You know, the idea that Eazy died from AIDS itself, like, it's mostly drug users. That was what. Who was dying in the early days of aids. And this is what Peter Duesberg said. So. Peter Duesberg, he's like a Persona non grata in the medical world. And it's because he had a completely different opinion than everybody else when AIDS first came out. He was like one piece of data they're not taking into consideration is that all these people that have aids, Acquired immune deficiency syndrome, not just HIV positive, but all the people that have aids, all of them are hardcore drug users. It was like 90 something percent of people that had air quotes. AIDS. And they weren't. I don't know whether it's political correctness or what. It was a lot of gay party guys. Guys. And these guys were taking hardcore, like amyl nitrate, which apparently loosens up the old booty hole, makes it easy to, as the kids say today, bottom. They didn't used to call it bottom back then. They were calling it butt. Now it's bottoming, you know? Have you seen whole talks?

No. What's that?

Guys get Botox on their hole to make it looser.

Are you serious?

Yeah, to make bottoming easier. They call it whole talks.

Oh, no.

Yeah. If you leave men to their own devices, they will come up with the worst things to do to themselves. Yeah, but so that was so Duesberg, his contention. And it was like. I remember we had him on the podcast, and it was the first time we got, like, violent pushback. People like, you have blood on your hands. I'm like, who's dying of AIDS right now? This. Because this was like 2012 or something. I'm like, who's dying of AIDS? Is this a real thing? Because I'm just bringing on this guy from the University of California, Berkeley, who's a tenured professor who did groundbreaking research on cancer. Like, really respected, until he took this position on HIV that was outside of the Fauci narrative. And he was like, I don't think that's what we're looking at here. He goes, I think HIV is a symptom of someone having a very compromised immune system. I don't think it's the cause. And they were like, you monster. You have blood on your hands. Like, I remember there was an article written in one of those magazines, like Spin magazine or something like that. Spin, back in the day, you know, one of those, like, Cool.

Yeah, they used to have cool music magazines. Like, Spin was a cool music.

There was another one. What was the other one? Max. Max.

No, no, Maximum was like a guy's magazine. But, like, remember Rolling Stone? Used to be cool. Used to be cool? Like what? Before, it was like a propaganda arm. It was. It was like, you'd get interesting stories, and this was in. I think it was Spin magazine.

Spin, yeah. There was another one that was like, spin. That's what I'm trying to remember.

See if you can find Peter Duesberg article. Aids.

Easy. Died only a month after he was diagnosed.

Whoa.

He went full blown that fast?

He might have been diagnosed with full blow, I think.

Right.

Wow.

And some rapper thinks there's a conspiracy that he was killed by the government.

Well, that's fun.

I mean, Ice Cube had that whole album saying that he got in the ass by Dr. Dre in a baseball bat. No Vaseline or whatever.

So, yeah, well, who knows? Don't you remember when Suge Knight was on? I think he was on Jimmy Kimmel show, talking about how you just inject somebody with ace aids.

Oh, yeah.

You can inject them with aids.

Like the mosquitoes.

Yeah. What was my question? Oh, Peter Duesberg, Spin magazine. Yeah. So he wrote this article about it, and then he. I believe he wrote a book about it. But he's fucked. Like, his career completely stalled out after that. Couldn't get funding for things and, you know, widely dismissed by almost all other scientists. And back then, I used to think it doesn't make sense that this one guy has figured things out and that nobody else does. But now I'm like, maybe it's the same as what happened during COVID but maybe back then, there's no Internet, and maybe back then they could just get away with it. Maybe back then, they got used to getting away with it, which is why they tried it again in 2020. That's why they did the exact same thing to all those, like, legitimate professors, legitimate doctors. They shamed them and banned them. They didn't want anybody deviating. And that's. That's. I think, what they might have done to this guy. That's crazy to think that the. The whole AIDS crisis might have really been about people destroying their immune system through hardcore drug use. That was his contention. People were saying, it's very homophobic.

It's like, okay, let's not. Let's say a bunch of nice things about gay people. Let's. We love them. We appreciate. You know, I have no problem with. Gabe. Let's say, like, if you're talking about this, if you're a doctor back then, gay people are amazing. However, all these gay people are doing drugs. All these gay people that are getting AIDS, like, something like 90% of them were hardcore drug users. This was his contention. And you would say, well, that's what opens them to the type of behavior that you get AIDS with. Like, okay, right. But Sam Kinison had a bit about that. Do you remember his bit? He was like, they say, sam, AIDS is a communicable disease. Straight people get it, too. You'll stay one. Name one fucking guy. Name one. It's not our fucking dance.

He didn't write the article, but he's definitely in the article, right?

There was an article about him. Yeah, yeah. No, he didn't write the article. Did I say he wrote it?

No, no.

I'm just for clarification, because I didn't.

Know it was an article about. Yeah, Bob Guccioni. Spin magazine.

Here's what.

Isn't he the guy that owns Penthouse? I think so, right? Bobcini Jr. Founder of Spin?

Maybe.

Yeah, maybe. Okay, listen to this. So this is what he wrote. What Bob Guccioni Jr. Wrote. Scroll up. A little higher. At the end of 1989, two years after we started the highly controversial AIDS column in Spin, we published an article by Cecilia Farber called the Sins of Omission, about the truly bad and corrupt science surrounding promoting AZT as a treatment for the syndrome of diseases. Celia was the editor and frequent writer of the column, and unearthed hard evidence of the cold bloodedness of the AIDS establishment, pushing a drug that was worse than the disease and killed faster than the natural progression of aids. Left untreated, AZT had been an abandoned cancer drug, discarded because of its fatal toxicity, resurrected in the cynical belief that AIDS patients were going to die anyway. So trying it out was sort of like playing with the house's money because the drug didn't require the usual massive, expensive research and trial processes. Having gone through that years earlier, it was insanely profitable for its maker. Burroughs. Welcome. It was a tragically perfect storm of windfall profits, something to pacify AIDS activists and the media, and a convenient boom to the patient holders for HIV testing.

Patent, excuse me, patent owners, patent holders for HIV testing. Celia, who should get the Congressional Medal of Medal of Honor for her brave and relentless reporting here and throughout the 10 years we ran, the column, exposed the worthlessness of the drug, the shady studies and deals to suppress the negative findings and its awful and final consequences. This piece was. This piece very literally changed the media's view of AIDS and sharpened their discerning and skeptical eye. And soon after, AZT was once again shelved, hopefully this time forever. Many times over the years since, people have come up to me and said that reading this article saved their lives, that they either stopped taking the drug and their health improved vastly, or they never took it because of what we reported. Nothing ever made me prouder. Bob Guccioni Jr. Founder of Spin October 3, 2015 so this is all. This article is all about Peter Duesberg's perspective on this. And it's very complicated. And it's certainly not for me, a guy like me, to figure out if he's telling the truth or if he's correct. But what they said about AZT and chemotherapy and pushing AZT through and how they made a bunch of money, that's all true.

They were not only that, but they were giving AZT to people that showed no symptoms, like Arthur Ashe. Arthur Ash tested positive. They gave him azt. There's a bunch of people died from taking AZT that probably didn't have to die. That's scary shit, man. If it's the same guy that pushed the vaccine during the AIDS crisis, during the COVID crisis, it's kind of fucked that he got to do it twice. Serial killer and if he didn't do it twice, nobody probably would be aware that it was the same guy. Because even if you know about azt, nobody was going. Anthony Fauci Nobody was saying that guy's name, you know, you weren't saying when you would talk about the AIDS crisis, even. They even made a movie about it. Right, right. Dallas Buyers Club. That's the fucking movie. That's what it's about. The bad guy in Dallas Buyers Club is Anthony Fauci.

Really?

Yes.

I need to rewatch it.

That's the guy keeping them from getting other medications and pushing azt. They do the same thing. We. We played a video the other day where Fauci is talking about azt. The reason why they use it is because it's both safe and effective. He used the exact same terminology. Wild.

It's wild.

And then when Biden's leaving office, he gives him a pardon. Big old juicy pardon.

That's ridiculous.

It's kind of funny. It is kind of funny, right? It's like, God, when it's so in your face, the corruption's so, like, up your ass and in your face, like, brown. What are you gonna do?

I don't know.

Move to New York, become a socialist.

Try that out. Banks. That's going to be interesting to see what happens in New York.

Yeah. Most likely he's not going to be able to do most of the stuff he said he was going to do because he'll find out you can't.

Oh, I heard all these CEOs are moving out of there. And the stock market, I heard, is moving. I don't know if that's real. Is that real? Stock market's moving to Texas, I heard.

What?

Yeah, no, they're on the stock market here. It's similar, but I don't think it's the same.

But you gotta have a ten Commandments on the wall and you check your gun at the door.

I just got my first gun. I can't wait to shoot it.

Congratulations. Yeah. Yeah.

So easy. Shadow Systems. War Poet.

Whoa. War Poet. That sounds like something. Aubrey.

Marcus. Right. That whole time I'm like, wait, is this Aubrey's gun?

Signature gun.

Yeah. Shadow system, though. It's like a Glock 19 is, you know, okay.

But nine millimeter.

Nine millimeter.

Have you gone to the range yet?

Not yet. I need to go. I. I want to get a scope for it, though, too. Like one of those laser scopes.

Red dot.

Yeah, right.

Don't say a scope.

A scope. And of course, I need to get a silencer and all the fun stuff.

Oh, God.

But it's so crazy how easy it is, you know? I didn't know it was literally, walk in, go, I want a gun. And they do a little background check and go, here's your gun. Like, you don't have to register it.

And they just make sure you're not a criminal.

Right? Yeah, it's great.

Yeah, it's better.

And you don't even need to do that. You could literally give somebody a gun in this state and go, here, that's your gun. Now, like, gift a gun.

That's the craziest thing about this country is the place with the most gun violence are the cities that have the tightest gun control.

Right. Yeah.

Like, boy, you talk about counterintuitive.

Yeah.

I wonder if that's our same problem with drugs. I really do. I mean, I don't necessarily think it's gonna be good to have all drugs legal and sold everywhere. I just don't think it's necessarily good for us. But also, it's not good to not do it. It's not good to, like, make it illegal, because then people are just gonna get it somewhere else.

Right. And bad versions of it.

It. This is my argument against gambling, too. Like, especially online gambling. You know, if online gambling becomes somehow or another illegal, like, if they stop with these apps, like, let's say some people decide, look, there's so many people that are losing their money and going crazy and getting addicted to sports books that we're going to have to ban all these apps that allow you to bet on sports. And then there's a scandal that happened with the NBA, and there's another scandal with the ufc. So it's clear that organized crime is getting involved, and people are trying to make money with rigging bets and shit like that. So we're gonna make it illegal. You think people are gonna stop betting? It's just gonna be like, during the prohibition. During the prohibition, what did they do? They went out and they fucking bought illegal booze. They're gonna go out and they're gonna support illegal gambling. They're gonna go to people's houses where they're gonna have poker games, and they're gonna get robbed. You know, it's gonna. You're just gonna open people up to crime. You're gonna open people up to the kind of people that are willing to risk their freedom in order to have an illegal game so they can make money.

Those are wild people, man. That's the same people bringing in fentanyl. That's why they have to blow these boats up. The reason why they have to blow these boats up is because fentanyl's coming in. The reason why fentanyl's coming in is because we don't have legal drugs. We have to get it illegally. And we got a shit ton of junkyard junkies. The drugs are illegal, but they somehow they're getting here to the point where they've ruined Portland. The whole city is filled with junkies. You got people, like, homeless people everywhere. Complete chaos. It's all drugs.

I think that fentanyl bin looks sexy on a girl, though.

It's crazy for spine control.

Yeah.

Like, some people are doing, like, amazing yoga. Like, I've done yoga. It's hard. It's hard to stay still. These fucking dudes, like, on the street, like, literally looking at their asshole.

It's crazy.

Looking back at their asshole, one leg forward, like, face, sniffing their own butt. And somehow or another, they just hold that position with, like, their hand out here like this.

Crazy.

It must feel so good.

But legal gambling is what's killing Vegas, right? Like, the whole Vegas is in a lot of trouble.

Vegas is in a little bit of trouble. I think the problem with Vegas is things got super expensive. They started charging people for parking. You know, they stopped giving as many free drinks at the tables. You know, there's some. And. But that might have been in response to losing money, too. I don't know. But that's what a lot of people complain about.

Yeah. And that's sad because that's.

Vegas is a tricky place, because if you could do what you could do everywhere and not have to go to Vegas for it, what is it to have for you?

Right, right.

All it has is, like, big event centers and the fact that you go there for a vacation. So, like, that's why they're trying to get people to do, like, they do residencies, you know, Like, Seline Dion had the residency there, and I think. What's his face? Garth Brooks had a residency there.

And a sphere. You have to make stuff like that.

The sphere? Yeah. Like, you can only go there's. They're building some extra spheres, right?

Yeah.

The original goal was to have three of them, and I think now they've reeled back on that. There's some smaller one I saw getting made somewhere.

There's many Spears are blowing up now everywhere. They just opened up one in Dallas, and I want to invest in that company.

That's a separate thing. But there's one place that allows you to be in front of a screen that is so big, it feels like you're on the field. Right. I've seen that.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's what we're talking about called it's.

Weirdly called Cosm, and I don't think it's related to the other place.

It's not.

It's not.

Chapel of Sacred Mirrors. That's his why Alex Gray. Leave him alone. He owns cosm. You can't call it Cosm. Oh, you know, that's Chapel of Circuit.

Sacred Marriage made that sweet Matrix version of the movie. That's only.

I want to see.

What do you mean?

I'll show you. It's. It's insane.

You haven't seen this?

No. Cosm did this.

Yeah. You could still go. I think. I think they have it in Dallas. I want to go so bad.

Matrix and Shared Reality.

What?

Let me find the video Matrix.

Wait a minute.

This is a company? I think so.

Well, it's the greatest way to see a fight.

Yeah.

It's probably better than going live.

It is probably the same screen. You're watching it there. But, like, that's the movie in the middle. And then they've added all the extra around it to, like, add whatever, you know, nonsense to look at. But they did the similar thing with the wizard of Oz. Like, I saw people complaining, the wizard of Oz at the Sphere is full of AI.

Why?

Because they expanded the screen.

But they did it right.

Yeah, I've seen, though. It looks kind of neat.

It looks badass.

Like, they got the tornado flying around.

Well, why are people upset?

Because people are nonsense.

I want the old one. You can still get the old one.

Yeah.

It's not the spear.

Yeah.

You're at the Sphere. Shut the up. Enjoy it. Oh, I want it to be like the old one. I want it to be grainy and make me feel about like apple pie. Remind me of the olden days.

Yeah.

When that was a good movie, bro. You know how many people died from the wizard of Oz? Like. Like, how many people got sick like that? Dude. To have the Tin man, that guy got up from that stuff.

Makeup. Yeah. Yeah, A lot of happened.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah, the makeup got him.

There was a. I think over 10 things that happened, like. Like that on the wizard of Oz. There's a lot of, like, happened, like. Well, I don't know if that hanging guy was real, but remember that guy.

Did someone hang this?

Hung himself and he. Was that real? I don't think that was real. Right.

No, it's definitely like one of the longest lasting urban myths about it, though.

Yeah.

But like, what happened to the Tin Man?

It was the makeup that.

Right. But what happened to him?

I'm looking it up.

I think it was bad. You gotta imagine, like, how toxic is that stuff? Especially back then. This was like back when they had the radium girl. Do you know about that?

The witch. The witch. Had something happened to her too.

Buddy Epson originally cast and rolls the Wood Man, AKA the Tin man, was essentially poisoned by the makeup, which was made of pure aluminum dust. Oh, my God. Nine days after filming started, he was hospitalized, sitting under an oxygen tent. When he's not getting better fast enough, the filmmakers hired Jack Haley to be the Tin man instead. This time, instead of applying aluminum powder, the makeup artist mixed in it into a paste and painted it on him. He did develop an infection in his right eye that needed medical attention, but it ended up being treatable. So that guy just left him.

He lost the role.

He Rossed the role.

Wow, that's.

So whatever happened to him afterwards? Yeah, let's find out. What happened to Buddy Epson after the looks. Wonder if he survived. No, that can't be him.

Wait, that's the original guy. Wait, that's him.

I mean, they replaced. Replace them.

It can't. Right? But it can't be Buddy Epson from the Beverly Hillbillies. It can't be the same guy.

I mean, how many.

That's what I'm saying. How many Buddy Epsons are there? What did that just say?

Oh, yeah, it's him.

That's him. So he got lucky.

Maybe. Maybe never would have been Jed Clampett because.

Right.

It couldn't have been the Tin Man.

That's nuts, man.

His face looks like a Tin man now that you look at it.

Is that definitely the same guy?

Man?

Does it say that right here.

Best known for roles as Jed Clampett.

Right, right. But. But does it say that he was in.

Yeah, there's a little Tin man, like, the second picture over.

I know, but that might be the other one. Is that the same guy? We'll look in his Wikipedia, because I.

Think there's two different famous Buddy Epsons.

I know. What are the odds? Well, the other guy, maybe he's dead. Maybe he didn't get famous. This guy jacked his name.

Yeah, it's signed by mgm.

Wizard of Oz. There it is. Wow. That's him. He was the original wizard of Oz.

Sexy.

Wow.

Sexy.

Poisoned his ass. That's nuts.

I got sick off of her stuff.

Oh, she was wearing green, right?

Burns from the makeup.

Oh, she got burned. That was false copper makeup so that it wouldn't seep through her wounds and become toxic. Unlike Epson, she didn't get fired. Because they could live without her on the set that for several more weeks. Oh, my God.

Then since false. The actor didn't hang himself.

I'm one of them playing the Munchkins. True. Someone stepped on Toto. Oh, no, skip that part. Yeah. Those movies are weird to watch now because you realize that wasn't that long ago in terms of human history. And people were just weird back then. Then.

Nuts.

So what does the sphere version of the wizard of Oz look like?

So they. They, as an example, it's normal in the middle.

Right.

But then they built everything around it. So like when there was a tornado, the original movie just had like a little spinny tornado. Now they make this humongous tornado. Like when. Where you could see, like the. This. The clouds in the sky and this monster trunk of a tornado. It. It's so awesome.

Who would complain about that?

Yeah, people just hear, AI, don't change my movies. And they're.

I went to see. I just wanted to. A big version of the same old shitty movie.

Right. And while that tornado is going on, they have, like, things flying through the air in. For real.

Like drones?

No, no. Like things that are supposed to look like dust and stuff. Like, look at that.

Oh, my God, that's amazing.

Giant fans in there and they have to throw debris in there and.

Yeah.

Wow. Oh, my God. That's incredible. Why would anybody complain about that? You know, when they did the UFC there, I think the. It was at least 20 million. Oh, they spread it out. Do that again.

They had the ad stuff.

Actors would have been doing that.

You never know what they would. That's. That's what I saw. People were mad about whether they were.

Oh, yeah, that guy looks fake.

It's just.

Well, no, no, this is. This is like, not the final version. Like, that's.

Oh, that's when they're working on.

That's when they were working on it still.

Okay.

Yeah.

So they had to have him walk and see. Look at that.

Wow. I mean, it looks badass. I want to go really bad. I'm going to go there next month to go see something. So.

Not the whole movie.

I think it's not. No, I thought it was.

I don't think they did the entire thing. I guess if the movie's two hours, I think it's an hour and a half or something like that.

Oh, well, that's not.

Cut out some songs or something.

You're not supposed to do that because then it's not gonna sync up.

Right. Yeah. I wish they would do that, though. Like if you go there, you. You get headphones and listen to the Pink Floyd.

Why you be badass? Well, you would bring your phone.

Oh.

And you would sync it up, Right. So that would piss me off if they it up and made it an hour and a half instead of two hours. And I just dropped acid.

Yeah.

And I was ready.

Damn.

Yeah.

I'm going to see Zach Brown band there next month. So what is he doing in there? He's. He's got a residency there. He's doing the Sphere. And he.

What is he doing with, like, the crazy.

I don't know. He said. He said he was working on. They've been working on a lot of cool stuff, but I didn't ask him. Like.

Oh, you probably can't tell you anyway, right. Right. Until the thing. So who's been there? They had.

Grateful Dead, Fish.

Fish, right? Was it Fish?

Yeah, Fish was there and I think started it.

You two started it, right? You two did the first one and.

The Backstreet Boys or something weird like that. Was there NSync? Yeah.

When I was.

I was there the weekend it started, and I was walking around wondering why everyone. Everyone was dressed in white.

They saw.

I don't know how you do this and how you tell people to do this. Everyone showed up in white for the.

Back street every show.

20, 000 people.

Wow.

For the Backstreet Boys.

Yeah.

Mostly girls. Guys, too.

Wait, I don't know how you. What is that all about?

I don't know. It was very strange walking around Vegas and everyone dressed in white jeans, white shirts.

Ew. What.

What is happening? Oh, the Backstreet Boys are here. And you leave at 11:30, and they're all walking around dress drunk and still.

All at once, Brother. Backstreet Boys were huge. When I was 21. If you had told me when I was 38, they would be playing in the most sophisticated dome, most sophisticated auditorium, whatever you want to call it, stadium that anyone's ever performed. And I'm like, what?

And selling it out.

I got the list of acts now.

Yeah.

Zach Brown starts in a couple weeks.

Yeah.

No doubts coming in May.

No doubt.

Yep. Chesney's also been there.

Do you know how much money it must cost to run? Because the UFC budget was way over because of it. Because they had these big, crazy animated things that were going on in the background. Was cool as. Just walking into the building the first time, I was like, this is nuts.

That's awesome.

Yeah, it was. It was really, truly impressive. And I guess the outside is insane. Too, you know.

Yeah. It's cool that the visuals they have on that, like the advertisement too, like, you know, they'll just have like Samsung phones on this big.

Yeah. After a while it's just gonna be drones in the sky. Just pixel sized drones. Just trillions of them playing a movie out. I mean that sounds crazy, but so does a screen. So does it, you know.

Right.

A giant. I was watching some guy reviewing the biggest TV you can buy. Now it's like 118 inches.

130 I think.

Is it really?

Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah.

Some. Maybe it's. You know, the thing about these things is like, like maybe the video I watched was seven months old.

Right.

Right. And now there's a one that's.

Was it Linus Tech tips?

No, someone else. Some guy and he was like, you can sit it on a cabinet, but it weighs 240 pounds. So like you have to have like a super sturdy cabinet. But most people should just hang them on the wall. But you do not try to hang it on the wall by yourself. Like it's just way too heavy.

What is it, 10 days old? 116 inch.

Oh, so that's the biggest.

I just typed in biggest tv. Largest TV in the world. Maybe it's a mid led.

I think there's something a little bigger than that.

Maybe it is 116 inches.

Unboxing the biggest TV yet.

Unbox therapy.

The thing I like that's cool that nobody can get is like what Justin Bieber and Kanye have in their warehouses, which is like a giant Jumbotron screen. And they're watching TV and watching movies. Movies.

A giant Jumbotron?

Yeah. I don't like.

So they made a movie theater.

It's like they're practicing for their arena shows and they're just.

What?

Oh yeah, Hear me.

Really?

No. So a Jumbotron like you would have at Madison Square Garden. And they have one in their house.

Justin Bieber. You've been following Bieber?

Wait a minute.

Justin Bieber's doing a Twitch Twitch recently? Yeah.

What?

Yeah, he's just live streaming his like he's making videos and practice and he's got a basketball hoop and golf.

How many people are watching while he's doing this? I don't know.

He also doesn't really communicate with the fans or anything. They just kind of have it on. That thing back here is a giant screen. I don't wish you could see it on.

That's so weird. And like how many people are watching this while it's streaming.

Well, this video has 250,000 views from 13 days ago.

Right, but this is a YouTube video. This isn't an actual stream.

This is a re reposting of it.

Right. Is it on his channel? No. Yeah, he bug is his channel.

No, this isn't his channel.

I don't want.

Won't show the video.

So the 242,000 are on someone else's channel. So they've taken his stream and reposted it.

Yeah, I guess he's just making his video or making songs. But it's not showing the screen.

I wanted to show you. How do you know about this? Are you a Belieber? I mean, he's got good songs.

He's got good songs.

He's a golfer.

Golfer. Oh, he's a golf. Oh, he's a golfer. It's that cult. The cult of the ball. Cult of the little white ball.

LeBron got the bug. Kevin Hart got the bug.

I saw Kevin Hart got the bug. Everyone's got that goddamn golfing bug.

Kevin Hart.

Yeah, I bet Red Band never gets that bug.

No, I ain't that.

It's never gonna happen. They'll never get you with that.

I don't want that.

No, they'll never get you.

That sounds horrible.

They'll never get you with some outdoor activity. Off. Off.

It wouldn't be that or archery.

You want to do archery?

I used to do archery in middle school.

Well, when we open up. What's that?

Kanye watching basketball game on a screen.

How. What is. Can I get a perspective down there? What? No way. No way. For real? That's how he watches tv.

I don't.

I mean, it's a hundred foot screen.

That'd be cool.

That's a thing like.

That's badass before. That's all before the anti Jew stuff. When they killed his boy bank account.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that like the panel things like where they have put those panels in?

Yeah, bro, go back to that. That's insane.

Joe, get that for the studio so we can go watch.

That's basketball, you know, we're doing another studio of America.

That is so awesome. Dude, that. That amusement park there looks so sick.

Dude, it's sick. They, they have great restaurants are opening up there. They have a fitness center there. It's dope. It's pretty dope. And the, the track is. Is incredible.

Yeah, but is it going to be like, like traffic nightmare around there? Because that area is already kind of a traffic nightmare around there, you know? Helicopter in.

It's not the best place to drive to sometimes. Like, I went to see Garth Brooks there recently. It was nuts. So many people there. I saw Eminem there. That was nuts.

Yeah. Oh, you saw Eminem there?

Yeah, yeah.

Damn. I didn't even know he was there.

It was great. It was great. He looks good. And the put on very energetic show. You know, he's. He still can flow fast, you know. It was really good. It was a great show. And who else we see there? Oh, Post Malone was there. I saw Post Malone there a couple times. I saw him when he did the. I think a couple times I saw him when he did the. The other time I saw him was in Dallas, but he did the country music tour, so he was doing, like, mostly, like, country. A lot of acoustic songs, a lot of acoustic guitars.

Right, Posty? Here's a fun story about Posty. When I met him, he met my fiance, Janice, who's Asian, and he exchanged phone numbers with her. And then I find out later how he's got, like, the biggest Asian fetish ever.

Oh, no.

And I'm like. And so Janice and him text. Have text proof. I'm like, oh, no. She calls him Postie as a joke just to piss me off. Like, oh, Postieve.

What's Kenny? Just be a friend.

He loves Asian girls more than me. That's hilarious.

It is a thing. Dudes who love Asian girls, it becomes a thing.

Yeah.

I don't know why, but it seems to stick.

It's probably like Chung Lee from Street Fighter as a kid. You know, seeing her in that little dress.

That can't be the only reason. That's ridiculous.

I don't know.

It's interesting though, right? It becomes a type of.

Yeah.

That. Oh, I saw the Stones there. That was nuts. That was nuts.

That was outdoor concert there. Yeah.

I mean, they have a huge stage, and the Stones was like, over a hundred thousand people were there for it.

Wow.

Because it was also during Circuit of the Americas. It was bananas, man. Like, you can't even believe you're seeing it. So it was. It's so nuts. It's one of those things where you're like, is that really Mick Jagger out there? Like, this is. You know what I mean? Like, some people attain a level of, like, legendary status that you can barely believe they're real when you see them in person. That was what it was like. They were great, man. Like, put on a great fucking show at a thousand years old.

Have you raced a car there? Is that possible?

I've Driven around. I haven't raced anybody, but I've gone fast. I want to go fast, right? Yeah. I took the. Well, I've driven a few cars around there. I drove my car, which is a GT3RS, a 2007 GT3RS. I took that around the track. I took a Ford gt, it's another car I have. I took that around the track and then recently I drove. They have a new Corvette, the Corvette ZR1.

Oh yeah.

It's a thousand horsepower.

Yeah.

A thousand horsepower Corvette. It was bananas. By far the best car I've ever driven.

Really?

By, by far.

You're gonna get one.

One. A hundred percent.

Really?

One thousand. One hundred thousand percent.

Yeah. It looks sexy too. I love it. I.

No, dude, it's, it's incredible. It's incredible. I mean it's just like, it's so engineered, man, like when you're driving around the track, we were going fast and the thing was just gripping grip. The, the handling is so balanced because it's a mid engine car now. You know the, from the C8, the eighth version like from Tony's on is all like super balanced out now because the engine is in the middle of the car. It's just like so planted.

Is it better than a. I mean Porsches have mid, mid engine cars too. Is it better than Porsche handles?

Porsche's mid engine cars are the Caymans, right, And the Boxster. Those are the mid engine cars. The other ones are rear engine cars, which is a little more tricky. Rear engine cars. It's like when the Ascend kicks out, you got to keep on the gas or the car will spin out on you. You, it's a little different, you know, like a lot of people don't they like it because you can control that. And once you get to control it, it can actually help you run the track. That's why one of the fastest cars in the world around the Nurburgring is the Porsche 911 GT3RS, which is a rear engine, rear wheel drive car. And it's one of the fastest cars around the Nurburgring. Because when you know how to drive it, that weight balance can actually assist you. And they're just so well engineered. Weird. But the Corvette's faster. It is, yeah.

The Corvette, I think it's zero to 60.

Well, it's zero to 60 is way faster. It's, it's a, it's a faster car. It's, it's, it's a spaceship like it, it's a nutty car. It's the. I Don't know if it's faster around the Nurburgring. Matter of fact, I don't think it is. The. I think it's like a hair behind it, which is interesting because it's a lot more horsepower. But that. That's also. A professional race car driver drove the Porsche and Corvette set its record for the fastest American car ever built around the Nurburgring with a Corvette engineer. Not even a professional race car driver. And so professional race car drivers, like, there's some guys on YouTube, they've looked at the footage because you can watch the dash cam footage. They said I could take about 10 seconds off this.

Which is no more than a Model S plaid, though the new ones, they're.

Really fast, too, but they're not as fast around corners, you know what I mean? Like the. The Nurburgring and a lot of these tracks, it's not just about how fast you go, it's about what kind of suspension you have. And the Model S plaid, in some ways is limited by the width of the tires and the suspension. It's a great car for driving regular streets, but if you were going to do a car like that and take it on the track, you would do what I did with mine. The unplugged performance ones.

Badass.

That's different. That could probably go around the track faster than anything, right? Because it has super wide tires. It's a wider body because they add carbon fiber offenders, wider tires, and then like insane braking power. Like, that car's. That's a future car. That's. That. That car's from the future.

It's sexy as fuck.

It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever driven.

Yeah.

By everything else. I have all the fast, supposedly fast cars. They're all cars, right? That robot just silent. Goes faster than all of them, faster, handles incredible. And it's really heavy. Those are really heavy cars.

I've never even seen that. The Mercedes, the fastest on the Nurburgring.

Wow, that's sexy.

That's basically a race car.

630. So a minute faster than the Tesla Plaid in 2023.

What is that exhaust on the top? Is that.

See it? See, that's the thing about a Tesla Plaid. 730 used to be awesome. Like, when my GT3RS came out, I think it was like 740. A professional race car driver took it around the Nurburgring, which is kind of nuts. But now I think the Corvette is under six, is under seven. I think it's like 650. What is the Corvette's time so number one is. Yeah, okay, 649. That's crazy. So that's a full minute. Almost faster than the GT3RS that I have. So look at that. So below that. So it is faster than the GT3Rs, which is nuts because the GT3Rs and the GT2Rs have always been like the ones that Everybody looks at.

That 05.

Yeah. Real close. Real close. But again, the Corvette is being driven by a guy who's an engineer. The Porsche is being driven by a race car driver. There is a difference. Those engineers are awesome drivers. But that's like, you know, you play basketball in college, you're really good. Now you have to play against LeBron. There's a bit. There's a difference.

And it's also pre production, right?

Yeah. And then there's the GT2Rs, the Manthy. So what Manthy is. It's like a performance company. They take a regular GT2, which is a nutty car. It's a turbocharged GT3 RS, essentially. And it's got more than 700 horsepower. It's an insane car. So that's a little faster. But the regular GT2 RS is not as fast around the. So that's an. Mr. That's another modified vehicle. It's another company that's a GT3 RS. But then GT2 RS is what I'm asking about. So there's the GTD. That's the Ford Mustang. That's the new crazy Mustang that they just came out with. So these are nutty numbers, man. Like off the charts insane numbers. And they're going to get faster and faster. Like when Elam's here, he said he was trying to tell me, without telling me how insane his. That little Sportster car, whatever it's called the Roadster. Oh, the Bigfoot, whatever that thing's gonna be. Roadster. But he said they're going to have a product demonstration sometime in the beginning of the year. He said January, February.

They had that 13 years ago, too. I mean, I, They. I wish he would bring that out. I. God, that's like the.

How many people put a deposit down?

A lot. And a lot of people have canceled their deposits.

Including Sam Altman.

Yeah. Yeah. MK did recently. Also a. I mean, I don't understand what the problem is. Like, why not just release one? I mean, because you can't. Yeah.

Because you're busy.

Yeah. But he's releasing.

He's got rockets to make.

Yeah.

He doesn't have the time.

I like my Hummer. That's my favorite car.

What's that from Time he's been here. They've already pushed it back to April 1st.

Now.

Oh, article I just found for the demonstration three days ago. Oh. So, okay, so 2020.

We're gonna get this before GTA Tesla.

Delays reveal of production Rose.

April Fool's Day. It's not. He's with everybody.

That's funny. Come on. That's funny.

It's definitely funny.

That's actually funny. Yeah, look at that. Let me see the image again. Gives him some deniability. Bro, if that thing does come out, though, that's going to be so much fun. That's zero to 60 in some stupid number. Because the Tesla plaid my car. Does it in 1.9.

Yeah.

Yeah. 1.9.

It's crazy.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know what that's going to do it in, but it's. It's probably going to be like 14 or something insane. Which is 1 second, basically a second.

My Hummer does in 2.8. That's scary as, dude. And the whole front goes up like a boat. You're just looking at the sky. Really? Yeah.

Are they having a hard time selling those?

Yeah, 100%.

Why?

They're cool. They're. They're really cool. I think it's just the. I don't know, man. It's just. It's expensive. It's a very expensive car. And, you know, you're always ranting about it, though. You love it. It's my favorite car and I. It's just ridiculous that it's so much fun to drive. It's the funnest car I've ever drove. And little things like that where you go fast and the whole thing goes up like a boat. It's so hilarious. They just released Super Crab Walk also. Just like an update where it's even more ridiculous. Like where you could just drive sideways kind of of super crap walk. Yeah, it's fun. Dude. You should. You should borrow my car sometime to go out. Like, it's. It's awesome.

Have you been in a cyber truck yet?

I have, but I haven't driven one. And, you know, that's something I canceled my reservation for. That's why I got the Hummer. But I. I'm still. I got that tick. Like, I kind of want it still, but I don't know if you did it.

You should put cat stickers all over it.

Cat stickers.

You know what I mean? Like, put your death squad cat, like.

Wrap it and stuff. Yeah, I would.

People would definitely with it.

Yeah, I Can't do that.

Dudes would piss all over your car or something.

Right. Like, I wanted. Wanted to get red ban as my license plate, and it was, like, available. I was like, I can't do that. Yeah, but that'd be cool.

Yeah. Asking to get stalked like, I roast.

You know, be like that.

That was back when Tony wanted attention. Yeah. Now he's hiding.

Yeah.

Hey, I'm hiding.

Hiding.

Now he's got tinted windows. When you like, maybe you can put red ban in, like, a code.

Yeah. Now I did it.

That would actually be more fun.

I almost said what my license plate is. I mean, I kind of did.

Did you?

Yeah.

That's a douche move, right? Having a. Like, I've never. I'd had one. December.

Oh, yeah.

12, 20. 2012. That was the end of the Mayan calendar. Yeah, that's right.

You did have.

What if that really did. Like, we're gonna look back and that's when something happened, and we just didn't realize something had happened.

Yeah.

Like there's some technological breakthrough. They're gonna point back to December 21, 2012.

Yeah.

They're gonna say, oh, that's when everything went weird.

100 probably, right? Yeah, that and co. We got two updates during those two times.

Covid was the big one.

Yeah.

I had someone trying to tell me it was the most painful conversation, that every time your nose got swabbed during COVID they put micro particles in your body, and they can turn them on or off and make you tired or make you like, what? Why am I having this conversation? Have you researched this? Have you researched this? Like, what are you talking about? Like, this is the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life. Like, everybody's got it, and 90% of the people on the planet have these things in their body, and they can just turn them on and turn them off. Okay. What. Where is this technology coming from? Where do they have. How. You know, how many steps have to be taken before they inject stuff into people? They have to be sure that it works.

Yeah. Did you see Kim Kardashian doesn't believe we went to the moon. Have you been watching?

Watching the show. We dropping knowledge on Kim. Oh, Cam's catching it.

It's funny watching her be into that.

Catching it. Old Kim's getting red pilled. Yeah, that's great, bro. When you watch Richard Nixon having a conversation with the guys, congratulations, boys, you're on the moon. He's got a phone. He's got a landline. He's Calling the guys on the moon, like, shut the up. Just shut your hole. There is no way that phone is connected to anybody other than another phone.

Yeah, I didn't even know about the phone thing. That's ridiculous.

Well, that's one of the things that Gus Grisham complained about. He hung a lemon. I put a lemon on a coat hanger and hung it on the lunar module because they couldn't communicate with the people that were in the command center. They were all trying to communicate. And he was pissed off it wasn't working. So he put a lemon and he hung it on. On the door. And that's. That's the. The dark, dark conspiracy because he burned to death inside that thing.

Really? Yeah.

And his family thinks that they murdered him because he wasn't willing to go along with the moon hoax. He was supposed to be the original pilot.

Yeah. Did you follow that conspiracy there? All the Challenger astronauts are still alive. Or you've been following. I love that one.

You want to know what's not a conspiracy? That Elon told us if they made the Challenger out of steel instead of aluminum, it wouldn't have burnt up like that.

Really?

Yeah. So he said. He said it was about the tiles, Right. Isn't that nuts?

Yeah, because that's how it happened.

The tiles break off. Yeah, but aluminum just heats up too fast and disintegrates. It falls apart. Yeah. That's why he uses steel like those. Those things are all the spaceships that he's making.

Does he cast them like he does his cars? I wonder. Like, you know what I mean?

I can't say how they do it. I don't think. I don't think we could say. Right?

Don't tell me. I don't care.

I don't think we should say. But it's steel. I'll tell you. It's steel.

Steel.

It's crazy looking, man. When you see them in person, you're like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

Yeah, that's a trip.

It's like. It's literally like you're inside of the Death Star and you're looking at some spaceship that they're constructing, acting, or you're, you know, with the Resistance or whoever Luke Skywalker was with. It's weird, man. It's weird because these are spaceships. They're gonna go into space and eventually supposedly go to Mars.

I'm good. You're not gonna go. No, that.

But if you had a choice between. Earth is going to be hit by the biggest asteroid that's ever impacted Earth in five years. It's. There's no way we're going to avoid it.

Right? Right.

And we figured out a way to grow food on Mars. Who's in? I might go to Mars.

Then I'll go. But I want to be, like, passed out. Like, my colonoscopy where I just wake up. I'm like, oh, I'm here.

Could you imagine watching from Mars when Earth gets hit with an asteroid? You watch it in real time.

Wow.

You see this big flash in the sky, and like, a quarter of Earth looks like it's on fire.

God, bro, that'd be intense, bro.

Imagine being on the surface of Mars watching Earth get destroyed, going, oh, boy, we gotta make the most of this.

If I could barely see it, wouldn't you?

You have telescopes and shit? Well, with your eyes, you mean? Yeah, with your eyes, you could barely see.

And wouldn't it be, like, years later you would see it? No.

It'Ll be a few seconds later.

Right.

But if. Yeah, if you were using a telescope, you'd definitely be able to see it. It. But with the naked eye, it'd be a little tiny dot because it's only. Mars is only like, what, three quarters of the size of Earth? How big is Mars in relationship to the size of Earth?

I think it's smaller.

So you could barely. And you could barely see Mars. Right. So Earth would only be, like, a slight bit bigger.

And then going back to Earth after to see it would be crazy.

Just watch Cannibals. Just all people looking up at you over rib cages, wearing human skin. That's probably what people are like. After the asteroids impacted, you know, the people that have survived, like, these big, huge extinction events. Okay. Oh, it's a lot smaller than Earth. It's half the size, basically. Almost a little bit more than half the size.

Wow.

So we could barely see that. So you could probably barely, barely see Earth, too. You know, Terrence Howard has the craziest idea about planets. He. And again, I don't know if he's right, but it's fun. He thinks that planets are made out of chunks of stuff that gets ejected from the sun and eventually gravity cola. And as it moves further and further away from the sun, it gets to the point where it could support life. And he said, you probably experienced that all over the cosmos. It's probably like peopling, like, things get to a stage where it could support life, and then life exists for long enough where intelligent life develops, and that happens all over the cosmos. That's his thought. And then Maybe these people that we see when you meet aliens, maybe that's future versions of people and that peopling is a natural thing. Just like, you know, grow crops, you know, oh, the crops are fruiting. We're going to get apples. We're going to go pick apples today. Because the. The tree lived long enough, the seeds planted long enough, now grows fruit. Now you can go, go eat your apples. Imagine we're just a farm, just a people farm.

That makes sense. Everyone say, no, that doesn't make any sense. Listen, nothing about this world makes sense. Sense, literally nothing, nothing about life makes sense. It's. It's all very strange. And you don't think it's possible that this is a stage on the way to becoming some new kind of life form, and that has happened already somewhere else, and they come to visit to make sure we're okay? Of course that's possible.

I'm leaning more towards simulation theory. More and more the older I get. Yeah, yeah.

For real?

For real. 100 or hundreds for. All right.

Why. What's your argument for why the simulation theory is real?

Because you can kind of see right now the idea, like, look at. Look at AI chatbots or look at. Look AI talking to AI. You could already kind of see artificial intelligence now. Like baby version of it, right? Imagine 100 years from now. Imagine thousands of years ago, and we are the AI. You know, I just. I just see that. That just seems like it makes sense that we're aliens created us as AI, you know, in this fake world, and they're just.

So this is just a program running?

Yeah, I don't know.

Look, it's.

It's a fun one.

Let's talk about that stupid quantum computer, okay? What is that?

Right?

So if that thing can do that, if it could run a calculation that would take every computer on Earth 2.6 billion years to solve, and it could do it in a few minutes. What is, what kind of rendering can that thing do? You know, like, what kind of experience can that thing provide to my. My simple monkey neurons? What? You know, I wear a headset and it create. Like you were telling me about those weird online games where they're never ending or like, you explore space and there's like, universes and. But there's no end to the game, right? You just go places and see things and you can go to a new place and see a new thing, right? And it's like constantly rendering a new version of it. Like, well, what's that? Yeah, right. What is that? And now you add A bunch of variables like life forms this, and natural disasters and ideological capture and all this different shit. And tranny's in the women's room, all that stuff. Like, add that to it and all the chaos of war and a fucking, you know, Samsung can't get their shit together. Like all that.

Put it all together, like to keep you confused and chaotic and like you're guessing constantly. Everything's madness. Like this is. That's how I would make a simulation. I'd make a simulation that's fucking completely bananas. Some old guy gets shot in the air, jumps up and goes, fight, fight, fight. Yeah, crazy stuff, right?

Right.

The. The nuttier, the better. The weirder the better. I want a communist running New York City.

Run it.

Run that. Run that program. Let's go.

Yeah.

And all these rich kids are going to be supporting him. Yay, socialism. Run that program. All of it. Yeah, run it.

And we get upgraded when we sleep at night. Maybe.

It'S just one of those things. It's like we realize that we're building towards an event. Like human civilization clearly seems to be building towards an event. There's like the military stuff, the Ukraine, Russia stuff, the Gaza, Palestine, Israel stuff, but it's also the technology war. It's like building towards an event. And how that event plays out, I don't know. And I think everyone's got a little bit of anxiety about that, that, you know, but at least they, at least they're letting that climate change. We're going to die. Go. Bill Gates was like the first. He sounded the first alarm, actually. We're going to be fine. Did you see he said that recently?

Bill Gates said that?

Yes, yes, Bill Gates, the Pied Piper of We're all going to Die. The guy, literally the Paul Revere of We're going to Die is now. We're going to be okay.

Okay?

We're going to be fine. So they're letting that go. So if they're letting that go. Okay, good, at least you can relax in that front. So what do we have to be anxious about now? What, what, what, what dilemmas is the simulation providing us that are going to keep us distracted as we build towards an event? Because I think the real event involves AI. I think that's the real event. I think all this other stuff, the climate change stuff and. No.

And it would make. Isn't it kind of weird too, that AI literally came to us overnight? It wasn't like we saw baby versions of AI it just seemed like, oh, one day we have all have AI, like we have artificial. You know, all this. It came out of nowhere.

I mean, when was ChatGPT or excuse me, when was OpenAI funded? When was. When was it founded? What was the.

Yeah, I don't know. Let's guess 2017.

I was going to say the same thing.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I was going to say. I was gonna say 16. I was like, nah, 17.

Yep. Seven.

But it might be 15, right? Was it 15? Yeah. So 10 years ago, these knew that eventually we're going to figure that thing out. And. And then also they were probably the first people that were collecting data. Right. And realizing that data is a commodity. Well, it's also a commodity in that that this data allows people to use their artificial intelligence and create things, which is essentially on the back of artists.

Right.

Like digital artists. And like these. A lot of these people that make stuff with their hands that, like, have a distinctive art style. Like, you can tell it make me a painting of a dog and a young boy in the style of Picasso during a very particular time period of his life, and it'll like that. But it's doing it off of Picasso's work.

Right?

Right.

Yeah. So it's trained on.

Yeah. Like, if you say, make me a Frank Frazetta of Conan the Barbarian that's never been seen. Yeah, let's. Let's put that into perplexity.

Yeah. And have.

Doesn't do images. All right, that's an issue.

Make Greta Thornton word. Have big boobs then.

All right. When you use AI, like what. What pro. You're. Are you using programs that do deep fakes? Are using programs that do video generate? Using Sora.

I use SORA all the time.

Is that the best one for videos? Right?

They all. It kind of sucks sometimes. Soras were the best. Other times, Grok's great. I mean, every. Every day I'm going. Trying to go back and forth between them too. But I would say SORA is probably the best one right now, but then next week some other one will come out, you know, and be better. So I'm always jumping around.

Brett Weinstein was explaining something really interesting about, like, Nvidia and a lot of these companies that make video cards, that their design of these video cards is uniquely good for AI generation, and that's why they're so huge now. Like, these companies are bigger than any other company.

I asked it to do it.

There you go.

Okay.

Wow, that looks good.

I don't know if that is that holy.

No, that's from like.

That's incredible.

Cobra Commander's thing or something like that.

That's incredible. That looks great. So tell it. Tell perplexity to make him look older and more scarred and vulnerable. Well, no, he was always mean. More scarred hard. Okay. I think they're doing it based on Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Oh.

Because that. The. The hair was lighter and Conan's hair was like jet black in the books. Oh, look at. Look how it generates.

I like that.

This is cool. Make him look older and more scar.

Oh, that's so cool.

Oh, get a little. Oh, that's cool. Oh, my God. They nailed it.

That is perfect.

Holy shit, dude. That's incredible.

Even fake sign.

What's that?

Oh, wow, that's cool.

What is the signature?

You can't. It's ineligible. I don't think it's anything.

Whoa.

He's wearing UG boots.

That's how the kind of boots they wore back then. Damn, that's pretty fucking.

The dragon has three now.

Make him in a scene where he fighting armed skeletons. So we're gonna have the old dude with the scars fighting skeletons. We're 12 now.

Animated, you know, that's cool.

Now give him a big old hog. Big old floppy.

What happened is he's getting older. That's Arnold.

Swears Arnold.

Yeah, that's.

That's weird. That's not Conan. Okay, give him good, but give him long black hair and pouty lips.

Put pouty lips just to see what happens.

Give him hair to jet black and longer. All right, here we go.

Put them in pigtails.

It's wild how this thing can just do this.

I love this. This is all. I mean, I just do this for hours.

All it takes is a prompt, and you can do it with your voice. You don't even have to do it by typing it in, which is really nuts.

Yeah. Have you.

That's better. Better still. A little longer with the hair. The hair needs to be a little longer, but that's okay.

And that looks like he dyed it black. Like, just ferment it, right?

Yeah. But they took away the weapons from the skeletons. They don't look skeletons having that battle ax look. They edited that out.

Yeah, that sucks.

Make the. Make the skeletons heavily armed. With armor and helmets. Swords and shields. With armor and helmets. Swords and shields. Why'd I say swords?

Swords.

I said it like it's spelled.

That's your Boston in you.

He's got a sword. Run poorly. He's gonna get you. He's got his sword.

Oh, I like how it does that.

Oh, kind of pretty dope. That's pretty dope. Although where's the blood on the sword coming from if they're all skeletons? True issue. That's an issue. That's pretty good, though, dude. It's a little different than Frisetta's style. Okay, now say, make it more like Frazetta's paintings because it's a little too detailed.

Right?

Make it more like Frazetta's skeletons are bullshit, though. Paintings.

They would just. All their bones would fall on the ground. There's no muscles.

There's nothing to stop the blade. But they're all coming at you. There's so many of them. They're coming at you from everywhere. You know, you have to. They're scary, ridiculous. There's a zombie inside the skeleton. A zombie brain. Yeah. They have no muscle, you know. Kick their ass.

Yeah. Be a pile. I don't like his puss. And what's that bomb on the ground? Like a World War II bomb? Yeah.

What is that?

What's that, like a vibrator? That's a Hitachi.

What is that big robot dick on the ground? Big old red rocket. I kind of like how they've got the skeletons, have shields now.

Now that's cool.

That looks pretty dope.

Yeah.

Yeah. No one still to this day. I would love to talk Quentin Tarantino into doing it for his last film. No one to this day has done a really good Conan movie like the books.

That's true.

Have you ever read the books?

Long time ago. I used to be really in that. In the Death Dealer. Or was the Death Dealer? Is that what his name was? Yeah, I think, man. The guy with the big horns. Black Death Dealer, right? Is that what it's called? I used to be in that, too.

Who's got the horns?

I think it's called the Death Dealer. It is it called the Death Dealer? Yeah, that guy. Oh, yeah. That's. Fourth picture right there where he was on the. Next to it, to the right.

So it's basically a ripoff.

Yeah. That was really into those books.

Unless someone made that up.

No, it is. It's Frank Frazetta also.

Go to that.

Yeah, that's him. Dude, that was my.

He was one of Frazetta's best paintings.

Really? Yeah, that's the Death Dealer. I used to read those books.

I didn't know there were books.

Yeah, I was obsessed with that. The Death Dealer.

What is the book about?

I don't remember anymore, man. It was. It was badass, though. I used to.

The Death Dealer, actually, Frank Fazetta's Volume three. The Death Dealer.

Yeah, that was my favorite one. That was my favorite book right there. Yep.

So what, does he just go around fucking killing?

Here's a badass. It was pretty. I think he was dead too, if I remember. I don't remember like he was.

See if you could go and find out what it looks like inside of it. Inside of that book. Like, is it a. It's a graphic novel, right?

No, no, it's a book. It's a book book. Yeah. And then I've read. I got. I've read that before. I read Conan. And that's how I got into Conan, because I was like, wait, who's Conan? Yeah.

So who wrote that?

I don't.

One of them.

It's not Robert E. Howard. Right.

James Silk.

Oh, okay. So he based it on a Frazetta painting and made. Okay, okay.

Yeah.

So Frazetta, though, was. The Conan books were in the 30s.

Were they?

Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know it was that old.

It's really old.

Wow.

Yeah. Robert E. Howe Howard, he lived with his mom. He was super depressed and wound up killing himself. And he wrote about, like, the most badass that he wished he was living in a time where there's sorcerers and dragons and you.

Have you been a Conan's Pizza here in Austin?

Is it related?

It's all Conan. Conan. You walk in, it's all Conan.

Really?

You would love it, dude.

How's the pizza?

I haven't had. I haven't been there yet, but it looks badass. I saw it on Tick Tock and it's just like a Conan's fans dream.

Super nerd.

Yeah, it's just everywhere.

Oh, it's all Frazetta stuff.

Yeah, everywhere.

Oh, wow. What a great idea. Yeah, it's a good way to keep chicks out.

Yeah, look at that. Look at the table.

It's all. We're not going to the. Yeah. Hard seats and Conan paintings. That's how you keep chicks out. We are not going to see those gay paintings.

I want to go there, though.

Why do you like those gay paintings? Paintings?

They're the most coolest paintings in the world. They are, they are.

But I don't think that. I don't think women have the same opinion.

Yeah.

If you had a guess.

I don't know. I mean, I was into Red Sonja too, and. But girls hate Red Sonja because she's too hot.

She's got big old titties.

She.

Everybody up. Yeah, she's too hot.

Redstone versus.

Isn't it weird that, like, that genre caught fire. Like the genre of like fantasy, like medieval fantasy. Like, like chain mail. Like iron, big swords, helmets. And then monsters, witches and warlocks. And like, what is that? Like why did that. Why the Barbarian era? Why was that so interesting to people?

Muscles.

Yeah. Like for Robert E. Howard.

Yeah.

He's living this soft life. Living in his mom's house.

Yeah.

Can't get any. I'm such a loser. You know, writing these books about a guy who's the ultimate. Just a destroyer covered in scars. Kills everybody, kills all the monsters. Never loses. Yeah. Comes close to losing a couple times. Never loses.

Would you want Arnold Schwarzenegger to play Conan again if he. No. What about his son?

I think his son's the best Conan of all time. Time. Like how many, first of all, how many Conan's have there been?

Three.

Two.

Three movies? Yeah, I think two or three.

Which one was 2011? Who started Conan in the 2011 one?

Weird way to see it. Hold on a second. IMDb showed this way. Yeah, I guess 2000. Jason Momoa.

Okay. That was 2011. Yeah. Why did I think that was earlier than that? Okay, this one, in my opinion, Momoa was the best Conan.

Yeah.

So there's. How many of them are there other than that?

There's the red Sonia and there's just.

There's so the Arnold ones. But there was. Nobody else did it other than Arnold. Did they ever do one? Those are animated. But did anybody ever do one other than Arnold and Jason Momoa?

I don't think so.

Okay, so there was a TV show.

What, 97.

That's got to be animated though, isn't. Has to be.

No, it's not. Wow, that looks what?

This is around the time of like Xena, Warrior Princess.

Oh, I remember this.

I remember that too.

I remember this. This. It wasn't bad. He was more realistic as Conan than Arnold was. Cuz Arnold just looked like a straight up bodybuilder. But Jason Momoa. See if you can find an image of Jason Momoa as Conan. He looked terrifying. He looked like the. The most legitimate version of Conan.

He's a cool dude, man. I like Jason.

Is there any images of him in there? There he is. That's probably what Conan would have looked like. Like big dude, but not a bodybuilder covered in scars. I mean, tough to stay alive back then.

Was that movie good? I don't remember seeing. This was the one that was 3D, right?

Terrible movie. It's terrible, but it could have been good. It started off good. It started off. I Was like, oh, this is the best version of Conan ever. It was it. Someone needs to make it like the books, you know?

Yeah, it's hard to do to read.

Yeah, ain't nobody reading no more.

Ain't nobody reading.

Well, I Wonder how much TikTok has killed the book industry. Is it different people?

Yeah, that's different. That's different people. That's.

But I mean, how much has like social media in general dropped the amount of people that read books?

Well, I mean, I do so much reading from websites and, and Twitter and shit like that nowadays that if I was into books, I could see myself not reading as much because I'm reading all day already, you know.

Do you find yourself using that phone because it's got a bigger screen, more to watch stuff and read stuff?

I use my. Lately I've been using my Apple Vision Pro the most just to watch movies. Tick tock.

Dork did it. You're a real dork. You're tick tocking on an Apple Vision Pro. Hell yeah. You're in there with them.

I don't do that. I watch a movie on it.

Yeah, it's the best way to see a movie.

It's what's. But it's awesome.

Is it the best way to see.

A movie and watch it on your tv?

Better than going to a movie theater.

Clearer than watching it on your TV.

Really?

And if you're into 3D, best 3D you can ever get. Better than any movie theater.

And do you have to stay plugged in while you have it on or can the battery last all throughout a whole movie?

The new one lasts three hours, so you know, most movies, but I just have like my MacBook charger hooked up to it.

Oh, so you can keep it plugged in.

Yeah, I'm just laying, I'm just laying on the couch, you know, 500 inch screen on my ceiling, you know, and have like, maybe like an app on the side, like, you know, message app or something or. Hey, yeah, I know.

I guarantee you do.

We don't.

Do they have that?

Huh? You, you can watch. Yeah, all that stuff.

You can watch porn.

Oh yeah, you can watch 3D porn.

Boy, that's a problem. Porn as big as like a jumbotron.

Yeah, I don't want, I don't, I don't need to see that. I don't want that. And it's cool because like, if, if you like hit record on it, you just go up to your dog, like go up to Marshall and go. And then you can watch Marshall in 3D you know, it's so cool like and it's like the best way to look at photos. And the new one is just so nice. Dude, it's really. Yeah.

How come it hasn't really caught on?

Because of the price. It's so expensive. I just got the new Samsung one. Samsung just released their vision of the Apple Vision Pro and it's half the price.

What is it called?

Xr. Samsung Galaxy XR I think it's called. And it's, it's just like the Apple Vision Pro. It's a little bit not as good, you know, but if you don't have the Apple Vision Pro, that's a good for the price, that's a good alternative and it does the same.

Watch movies.

Right. But the only problem is that I had, I just got to see how good it was and if you have the Apple Vision Pro going to that it's like going backwards. So it's kind of.

How much backwards?

I'd say like 30% backwards. Oh yeah.

In quality or quality.

Just. And it's. But it also just came out so that, you know there's a lot of bugs and like things they can fix. But there's also like the pass through, I mean the pass through on the Apple Vision Pro is almost like perfect, you know, like you could drive, you can look at your text through it.

I mean you drive with it on.

You could. But I went.

Do you drive?

No, I don't do it. No I don't.

Motherfucker. You're driving with an Apple Vision Pro, you fucking psycho.

No, I don't. But you could, you could.

Well if you saw the Palmer Lucky stuff where he has these goggles that you put on with the headset and you know when you've seen the demonstration, right. So imagine something like that for the world where every car has a camera and everybody knows where the accident is and everybody knows what's happening, right? So even if you're on like self driving, if you're driving yourself, right. You'd be alerted of things like way in advance of what's happening.

Yeah, it should be on your, on your windshield though. Like, you know, like, like the display, like I love that shit where you're driving. You have a little speed thing pop up.

You can see into cars and see people getting roadhead.

Yeah.

You see like an outline of someone's head bobbing up and down someone's lap.

Yeah.

The next step in the invasion of your privacy.

Yeah, totally.

So Vision Pro has been around what, two years? Two years now that's weird that Apple got ahead of everybody else.

That's the first time, right? It's the first time.

But they did. Did have to have a giant brick of a battery to do.

The Samsung has it too. You still have to.

I mean, how big is the Samsung? Like a laptop brick?

It's. It's about the size of the phone right here. Like a phone. And it's not. And it's not a big problem because you usually just like, have it on the couch and just have like a wire hooked up to it.

How heavy is the one on Apple? Is it the size of a phone or is it bigger?

It's. It's about the size of the phone. It's a little smaller, and it's not too heavy, but it's not like you.

I thought it was like one of those things that comes with a laptop. Like those bricks that come. We charge.

Charging brick. Yeah, I mean, it's. It's. Yeah, it's. I would say it's about the size of a normal phone. If not, it's a little smaller than this, I guess, but. And each one. Each one lasts like three hours. And then you. You know, I have two. So I can just unplug it.

But Kill Tony on it.

I've watched Kill Tony on it. Yeah. Like, it's fun watching YouTube and tick tocks on it, you know, so it's.

Like a giant screen screen.

Sometimes I edit on it. Like. Like if I'm editing Kill Tony, I'll just put that on and then have like a IMAX movie theater that I'm editing on. So it's great. Like if I'm on an airplane or something, I could sit there and have like five screens and like, you know. You know, it's cool. It's great for airplanes, too, if you just want to sit there and watch movies and shit like that. And.

Right. Instead of just staring at a laptop and then everyone going, what are you watching?

Right.

And you can watch the original Blade Runner. That's the best one, dude.

And you sit there and watch porn. No one will even know.

They'll know when your dick.

Well, you put your little tray down over it.

You gotta be a special kind of fucking creep to be jacking off on a plane with a bunch of people.

Yeah. I don't get that.

Some people just want to get caught. Yeah, there's a lot of people out there. That's part of the thrill. I'm a naughty boy. I got a blanket over my head because I can't sleep. And the blanket Just happens to be moving like this.

Yeah. We used to have a problem when I was manager of a movie theater. This guy that would come in and it was an old black guy, he looked like a professor or something like that, shirt tucked in. And you always have a newspaper under his arm. And he would just sit in the movie theater, like a couple rows behind somebody, put the newspaper on his lap and just jerk off. And we caught him maybe six times. We. We banned him. And then when I. When I switched movie theater, like I became a manager of another company, a different part of town, he was there too. Like, it was like, oh, you guys got this guy here too. Like he just went to movie theaters and masturbated and got caught all the time. Like, I had to tell him three, multiple times, dude, you're banned here. Get out of here. I mean, you know, I should have called the police looking back at it, but that's hilarious.

That's his sport.

Yeah.

Some people play chess.

Yeah.

That guy just jacks off in movie theaters and tries to get caught.

Yeah. And got caught.

I'm a naughty boy, right? I'm so naughty. I did it again. I can't believe I did it again.

And if you saw him, yeah, he looked like a teacher. He looks so professional.

Back jacking off in the movie theater, it's probably buttoned down all day long at his job has to be proper. But really he's a naughty, naughty, naughty boy. Wants to go whack off in a theater. That's a weird thing with dudes. Want to be naughty. You know, you have to really. A really sick girl to be fingering yourself in a movie theater, like by yourself. You're a nut.

I mean, it sounds like a good girl to me. I like it.

Right. But that's not like something that happens often. I bet. I bet if it's like the amount of people that get caught whacking off in public, it's gotta be like 99% men.

Yeah.

How many women are by themselves just playing with themselves? You're probably already in a hospital if that's you're doing that, you know, you're not like a functional member of society. Like that guy dressed like a professor fingering yourself.

I like to think there's a lot more girls.

A boy can dream. Can't a boy dream?

Yeah.

If you wanted to guess the percentages though.

Yeah, definitely. Guys more than girls.

Way more.

Yeah. I say probably 75, 25, 100. Yeah.

I bet there's no women who've ever been caught masturbating publicly?

No, there were. There's that famous video that was on Tick Tock recently about a girl masturbating at a beach or something that just came out.

Did you get in trouble?

Yeah, she was like, body cam real did.

Like, you sure there was real cops? It might be just a video that they made. There's a bunch of those where you see, like, someone getting harassed by a cop, and they're like. Like, this seems like acting. And then you try to look for the case online. It doesn't exist. Like, this is because before AI, there was a lot of people that were just pretending to make viral videos. Like, pretend arguments, pretend fights, pretend cop encounters. Like, you know, chess cam cop footage. That's.

Yeah, there's a lot of that. Yeah.

So maybe that's too. I don't know.

Who knows?

Maybe she's not really.

I like to believe it's playing with.

Herself on the beach.

Sand in there almost.

Little kids and their shovels come shovel Mommy's sand. Getting all swampy. And Mommy. Oh, the ocean's leaking in. That's a dude activity. Yeah, like public masturbation. Like, there's a particularly broken woman who wants to play with herself at the beach in front of everybody. Like, you have to be, like, just out of jail. Like, out of your mind. Like, they already be. They must be looking for you already. Like, by the time you're fingering yourself in front of the ocean, like, if.

They go into a room, they can just charge money for it. Guys can't do that.

That's true. That's true. You probably can, but only guys are going to pay for it.

Yeah.

Think I'm gonna have all these ladies look at my. No, you're not. No, no, no, no. You're gonna have a bunch of guys.

Gay guys. Yeah, Yeah.

A bunch of gay guys. Yeah. It's not like, how many women have ever been arrested for public masturbation. Throw that number into perplexity, see what it has, and then make a Frank Vetta painting. It's women fighting off the masturbation police. Because, like, dudes jerking off in public is a scary thing. Like, oh, this guy's a sex criminal. He's jerking off in public. A woman playing with herself in public is just kind of hottest.

No, it's a hot. It's hot. Can you imagine if that was a problem? Got too many women.

It would definitely be a problem if you were with your husband and you're walking along. What a beautiful day at the park. Mike, look. Oh, look over here. Mike, don't look at it. Don't watch. She's over there. Come and play in mommy sandbox.

It doesn't give numbers. It just gives five examples of.

Oh, ladies have been arrested. Okay, let's see these people. Information. We don't have to say the name someone. 38 years old. Arrested in Florida, of course. Masturbating during a video jail visit. Oh, okay. That's normal. Arrested in Texas for masturbating in public while allegedly under the influence of drugs. Crazy. Arrested in Georgia for masturbating on a public beach using a vibrator. Whoa, That's a wild bitch. And then what's under there? Arrested in Minnesota for masturbating naked in a vehicle. Was she driving? She just sitting in the car. Patrolmen found her lying on the floor of an open gold Pontiac suv digitally penetrating herself. It's in quotes. It says digitally penetrating herself. Yeah.

Wow.

There's a 47 year old woman with no fixed address facing charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct after public masturbation. Imagine that's how far. Not only are you homeless.

Homeless.

But you're homeless and whack it off.

So this Austin woman, I just looked her up because I said she was in Texas. Look at her. She's got so many photos, though. She's been arrested so many times for masturbating.

Oh, that's her thing.

Yeah.

So why does she do that?

Drugs, it says. But.

So it's a drug.

Whoa. Yeah, she's down. Yeah, she's that girl downtown, right?

You know her? Yeah, yeah, Jamie's tight. Everybody knows her.

Yeah, she's always naked and stuff. That. And there's a bullet. Black version I've heard.

Wait a minute. How many times has this lady been arrested?

We could go downtown and find her right now.

Yeah, we could. She's by the bridge, usually. Brow Creek, in the cave.

That's my kind of homeless person, you know, a fixture in the community. Yeah, like it becomes a part of the tapestry. Right. It makes things more interesting. That's my kind of homeless people. I like them like that.

Six years ago.

Hey. Wow. For six years she's been banging out in the streets.

Dude, I was.

That's kind of.

She's not wearing any pants at this time.

How many people have loved ones that died of some horrible disease? You're like, look at this lady. She's out there thriving. Yeah, she's thriving. You know, Frank just took the vaccine and dropped dead playing soccer.

Yeah.

And this lady is out there thriving.

I need to Read all this in the Newsweek article.

But this is in the Newsweek article. Okay. She was named in the affidavit as the general manager of the JW Marion.

Someone else was.

Not that the witness was. Document noted he heard Nichols, in quotes, making moaning noises as if she was having an orgasm. I didn't know what the kind of noises she.

Look above it, public view in a public place with her legs straight up in the air, spread open.

Straight up in the air. She doesn't even tuck. At one point, suspect was seen rubbing herself back and forth on the plastic seat. Okay, that's hot. That's diseases, bro. That's how AIDS get started. That's the real aids. Venereal diseases, by themselves. It's a weird, huh? What's the matter, Jamie?

That's what she used to look like.

That's what she used to look like.

Holy.

Yeah. Times are hard.

Wow.

Yeah. When you are whacking off in public every day, I mean, that's like, you know, face of a female MMA fighter get scarred up.

The picture I just had up, that was an insanely different looking girl.

Yeah, well, there's 12 different versions of her.

She's been baring up passing with fentanyl for decades.

Yeah.

What do you expect? You get scarred up. Wow.

Yeah, she kind of looks like a girl I know now in that first photo.

It's. It's hard out there.

Not for a girl.

It's hard for her. See, she's clearly.

Yeah, there's an only fans. Really.

She had an only fans. She could have been on a different path. Yeah, not really. She would have. Someone scammed her. She would have lost it all. Onlyfans is like, what is it like? If you look at the amount of money earned, only fans is bigger than, like, NBA teams. Like, what is the. What is the. What's the amount of money generated by only fans every year? Let's just guess.

Cod.

Let's just guess.

All right. I mean, it's way up there because I know. I know there's some girls that make over a million a month.

Yeah. But they're small. Excuse me? That's a small number. The. The most of them are actually not making much money at all. And they're giving up the cooter forever, which is not good.

Right.

They're gonna reject, regret it for that 50 bucks a month that they were getting. Getting. Most of them are not getting much. It's probably some creep at the office who wants to see your butthole.

I mean, I know girls that. They're just Bartenders here in town that make thousands of dollars on it and they don't do. They just show their brawls like they're not even showing.

That's. That's why you only make thousands. You want to make millions.

A horse.

All right, 2019, the revenue of only fans.

What do you think?

Yes.

1.5 billion.

This is pre. Pre pandemic.

Oh, pre pandemic.

Oh, okay, Lower. Now I'll just say 1.5 billion.

I'll say 700 million.

238 million. In 2019, it jumped up to 1.7 in 2020.

1.7 billion.

Yeah. The next year, that's the beginning of pandemic. But last year, what do you think it was?

Oh, God.

2024.

4.14. 14 billion.

14 billion. 4.5 billion.

Which is just under 8. That's a lot for 395 million users.

And once again, 2019 was what?

238 million. Wow.

You want to hear the craziest number? I heard something like 50% of American males have a subscription to Only Fans.

50%? 50?

Yeah, it's like a statistic thing. I think we looked it up. Like 10% of all females in America have an OnlyFans account too, or something like that.

10%. 1 in 10 between a certain age group. Not like old ladies. Imagine.

I like to think it's more.

10% is wild.

Yeah, it's pretty wild.

1 out of 10 ladies that you meet has an only fans.

Yeah.

And when you think about the number.

Of men, it is 375 or 377.5 million user accounts. That's more than the US population. So obviously it's worldwide, but.

Whoa. But isn't it in The United States? Like 150.

United States accounts for approximately 55% of the users. So it's 100 and, you know, 100 what, 2?

Yeah, basically 90 million. Basically. Half.

That's cool.

Half of the population is on only fans in America.

That's crazy.

How can that be true? Is that one of those, like, Sirius XM things where you get a free subscription?

You know there are free accounts.

What? You get a free account for what?

Plenty of girls sign up and like, I'm free right now.

Yeah. Oh, that.

So you can just make an account.

But that's still someone. It's like. It's not like when YouTube put their phone, like their album on your iPhone.

Right.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's not like that. But I think it's because more people, everyday people do it. And so like teachers and, and like bartenders, you know what I mean?

Like teacher gets fired. I'm a dirty teacher.

Yeah, that happens a lot. There's a lot of teachers on there.

A lot of teachers are kids.

Yeah. Hot teachers.

It's weird. It's weird because everybody smiles when they read those stories. When it's the hot lady and the 15 year old football player.

Like, yeah, there's no victims here.

That's one way where we are very prejudiced sexually.

Totally.

100%. Yeah, it's. But the. This, the sheer number of people on OnlyFans in the United States is mind blowing.

Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like, think about it. Like that's above everything else. Everything. Like how many subs. Okay. How many subscribers? How many people use Spotify in the United States?

A lot.

Let's guess just in the United States.

How many people are in the United States?

333 million plus Mexicans.

Okay, I'll say 150 million.

150 million.

And that's going high. That's a high number, I think.

Okay. I don't, I don't know because I think worldwide it's crazy, right? It might be around there. Most people I know have Spotify.

Yeah, I think.

What does that mean though? Is that a biased sampling? Because most people I know are my age or younger and listen to music a lot.

Right. Worldwide, 713 million 281 premium subscribers. In the U.S. it says 55 million paid subscribers.

Paid. But there's. I bet that's.

But how many users in the United States? Because I bet a lot of people don't paid.

It's kind of small.

Yeah, Yeah.

I mean I didn't. Point is it just told me paid.

More people are jerking off than listening to music. That's my point.

Yeah, that's crazy, right?

And that's only one of many options to get things to jerk off to online.

That's why we need to somehow let. Find a way to put tits on music, dude.

We're gonna have vivid experiences that aren't real. That's what's gonna happen. That's gonna be the future of porn. It's gonna be just like AI so there's no victims. It's not gonna be any real women that are exploited or sex trafficked and forced into doing this. So it's gonna be the hottest maid you've ever had in your life come into your hotel room.

Robots.

It won't even be robots, dude. It doesn't even have to be. But it could be. But it doesn't have to be. It can just be an artificial sensation that you. You're. You're willing to sink in to this matrix like device, and it's gonna provide you with some crazy porn scene. That's what it's gonna be. And that's gonna be a real problem because regular relationships are complicated. You know, people have to be attracted to you. They want to, you know, so you have to work hard to get people attracted to you. Whether it's by making more money or being hotter or whatever the fuck it is. You ultimately want someone to touch you. But it's the moment, like, that is just something you could order up, like play an audiobook. That's a wrap.

Poor females.

It's a wrap. They're gonna have to get real jobs. They'd have to start mining. They're gonna have no slaves in the Congo. It's gonna be all chicks, chicks mining. Because the thing is, they're not gonna want to do that. Women like their pornography in literature form. They like novels that are dirty and naughty. They don't want to see it. They want to think it. Men want to see it. So the end, they want to just experience it. Like, if you could, like, put goggles on anytime you want. Every time you go to take a shit, you just have wild sex, you know? What are you doing in there? I'm just reading the paper. You're in there fucking, aren't you? Son of a bitch. You just hear it in the background, like she's calling you from another room, like it's just ruining your experience. Stop fucking. I'm not.

I'm reading the paper.

I'm taking a shit and reading the paper. God damn it. Leave me alone. You don't even talk to me. You're in there in the toilet with the girls in that head thing. It's gonna be a problem, man, because there's already so many incels in this country. There's so many guys that just don't have any intimate relationships at all. I think. Think they. I think there was this thing when they were interviewing young men and trying to find out how many of them have sex on a regular basis. And it's one of, like, lowest numbers ever recorded. Although, like, how many times are people asking people, right?

And who are they asking?

How much you do that? Yeah, but, like, I think it's a very unusual thing for, like, people, you know, age 18 to, you know, 34 or whatever. Like, young men are having less sex now than I think ever. I think a lot of that is they're not even trying because of the access to porn.

Yeah.

And by the time it comes dinner time, take a lady out, you got no jizz left. You'd be beaten off all day.

Yeah. Right. And they're probably also not telling the truth. Or not. Like, I'm not talking to you. Who are you working for? Like, you know what I mean? These kids are, like, don't trust anybody. And. And they're not talking to the press.

Right, Right. Yeah, that's probably true, too. Right.

They know about privacy and stuff. I'm not telling you.

Yeah. They're using VPNs.

Yeah. VPNs off.

Yeah. If you have a VPN, that's the only way you could protect from people knowing exactly what you're doing at any given moment. And even then, like, they're tracking you with metadata. They're tracking where your cell phone's pinging to different towers, you know? Know. And then we're giving into more and more of that, and then every time a new phone comes out, it's, like, a little more invasive.

Yeah.

Give up. We done? I think we're done. We're done. Red man just checked out. See how we didn't check? It's like my dog, when he doesn't want to bring the ball back anymore, he's like, we're done. We're done.

How's the new dog?

Oh, he's.

Oh, my God. I love it.

Oh, my God, he's so cute. He's so adorable. He's the sweetest little thing. Everybody who picks him up, all he does is just bathe you with kisses. He barks when he kisses you. He gets so excited. He barks his tail, like, wags his whole little body when he. He's like one of them dogs. Like, when he wags his tail, like, his whole body. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's just jumping up, touching.

I've always wanted one of those dogs ever since I saw insects in the city. Like the. The. What are they called?

There is a King Charles Cavalier Spaniel.

Charlotte had one of those.

So sweet. And, you know, it made me love Marshall even more if that was possible, because he's the sweetest dog to this little puppy he love. He goes to him with toys, try to get him to play with him. It's the most adorable thing of all time. Like, he's just. Golden retrievers are the sweetest animals. Like, we don't deserve them. We don't deserve them. They're so sweet. Like, Marshall has Never been anything but sweet a day in his life. He's never had a cunty moment on earth. He's been alive for almost nine years. Never had a cunty moment. And he's so sweet to this little puppy. He has this toy, it's like an octopus looking thing. And he comes over and brings his little octopus over to Charlie. Charlie grabs it and they're playing around. It is so cute, man. He puts his paw on him like this, like a gentle paw on him when they're playing around with the stuff.

You going to clone Marshall?

No.

Why?

Cuz he's. He's Marshall. He's an original. He's. He's his own thing. I don't believe in that. I don't think you have to do that. Like, that's crazy. You meet a new dog, meet a new dog. I've had a bunch of amazing dogs, you know, and they're all different. And that's part of the fun, you know? Part of the fun is, you don't know, like, this guy's crazy. Like, what is he doing?

Right?

He gets to the door, he goes, oh, where did you learn that?

Johnny Cash.

Yeah. Oh, John, he was the sweetest.

Yep. Yeah.

Every dog's got their own thing, man. That's like part of the fun about being a dog owner. They all have their own weird little personalities.

One of my dogs is getting sold, though. It's blind and deaf now. And it's the saddest thing. Just she's constantly running into walls, you know?

When Johnny was the last year of his life, I used to have to carry him outside.

That's what we have to do with this dog.

Yeah, I have to. And Johnny was big, so I used to. I was the only one who could carry him. He's like 140 pounds. So I'd have to open the door and have to like pick him up and take him into the yard. He would shit and piss. He could barely walk. He could literally barely bend down to shit. It was horrible.

Yeah, I'm going through the thing right now is like, I don't know if I should spend because it's super expensive, the money to do the cataracts so she can see again at least.

How old is she?

13?

14.

13.

And they usually last about 15. So maybe one year left.

Surgery is probably gonna wreck her life.

I know it's gonna be painful. Imagine giving one more year. Like she can see now because she's just so sad and depressed.

She might just die.

I know.

She might die from the Operation. She's so old. It sucks. That's the thing about dogs. It's so hard, is they don't. Like, Johnny was 13 when he died.

Yeah.

Maybe 14. Like he was in. The last year was rough. It was so sad.

I don't want to deal with it.

I know. I know it's hard, man. It's hard, you know, but that's what happens when you love something. Like the winning. It's. You gotta have the missing it. Like, there's got to be grief, because if not for that, you don't feel the love. Yeah, the love and the loss, that they're all connected in some weird way, unfortunately. And with dogs, they're the perfect example that. Because they're just little love machines, they just give you love. And they're a direct reflection of how you treat them. You know, if you treat them well and they're happy to see you and they're sweet to everybody. Like, that's. That's a good life, a love life. It just doesn't last long, you know, Marshall's nine. You know, I give him the best food he can get. He's very healthy. It's farmer's dog. Gets plenty of exercise, but I know it's only a matter of time. And it's sad. Yeah, it's hard. Anyway. Bring this train into a screeching halt. What are you up to, Kill Tony? You're always doing some weird.

Yeah, I'm doing. I got my fake band going on right now. Cat Bread.

What is that on? How do you do that?

It's on Spotify, YouTube, Cat Ride Music. It's pretty much. I've always made music like Olive Garden, Butthole, all those songs I used to make, but I used to sing it, but so now I just. I write a bunch of music and I use AI to sing it for me and make it a chick. So I'm like. And I have, like, a bunch of music videos and stuff on YouTube that I'm using AI to make. And I scan Janice's face in it, so she plays like, the.

Are you still doing the virtual reality rooms?

I'm doing that, too. Yeah. I'm doing Virtual Red Band. I do that, like, once or twice a week. And I'm.

And how do people know when you're gonna do that? You just.

I tweet it. Instagram or. That's on Redband on YouTube. But, yeah, all my stuff is on YouTube. Redband and Cap Red music.

Okay.

All right.

All right. I love you.

Love you, buddy.

Love you, too. Bye. Everybod.