Transcript of Is It Candy Apples or Candied Apples? | Postgame Show (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Denk an den 31. Juli!

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Wieso?

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Last Call für deine Steuer!

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Oh no, ich weiß gar nicht, wo ich anfangen soll.

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Bei Wieso Steuer? Das ist wie Steuererklärung, nur ohne Stress.

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Ist das einfach?

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Klar, macht fast alles automatisch.

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Dauert das lange?

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Nö, einfach per App.

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Na dann.

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Hol dir jetzt dein Geld zurück mit Wieso Steuer. Bis zum 31. Juli abgeben.

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Against the Spread.

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Against the Spread is presented by DraftKings Sports. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Tony, go ahead.

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All right, starting in a few hours, or maybe it's already started by the time you hear this, Spain-France. We got the semifinal today over in Dallas. I'm gonna take France against the spread. They've got their minus half a goal. I think France is gonna win it outright, but within the distance, in the 90 minutes, give me France with the best player on the planet at +135.

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Is he the best player on the planet or is Messi the best player on the planet? Who's the best player on the planet?

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Mbappé is probably the best World Cup player ever. Certainly when it's all said and done, he might be— has an opportunity to make it to 3 straight finals. Unbelievable stuff for Kylian Mbappé. I'm going to the other semifinal though. I think England have been better than Argentina this tournament. Now that's not always predictive analysis, but I think it is what it is. And I think the magic for Argentina finally runs out. And I think England can get this done inside of regulation. I'm taking them all against the spread. Market price +170 on the DraftKings Sports app, now available in all 50 states.

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What do you think?

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What did he say?

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So we'll bring aboard Juju here first though. You know, LeBron is on a panel at— this week is Fanatics Fest, you know, it's that big thing in Brooklyn. It's that whole— that's event, you get the autographs and everything, celebrities, athletes. LeBron is on a panel at the end of this week. That's where he's going to announce the team he's going to play for, right?

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You think?

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I don't know, like, with the New Jersey?

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I said last— I said last week I think he does it on Rich Paul's podcast to lift up that show.

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But that's— but that's not a live thing.

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Right.

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But I just think like he did it once, he did The Decision, then he did Sports Illustrated. I just feel like in this day and age it's going to be on— I'm not saying it'll be live. It might be taped, but it'll be on the Rich Paul podcast.

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All right.

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I do think it's weird that so little information— you'd think somebody would know something, right?

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No one knows nothing.

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But I'm just saying that the reporting on this, this is awfully quiet, right? If you were negotiating with a team and a team knows, it could leak from the team. It could leak from somewhere. It's awfully quiet.

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Juju, do you know where's LeBron going?

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Oh yeah, I absolutely know. My boy's gonna become a New York Knick any day now. I know it sounds crazy, it doesn't seem natural, but as I said a while ago when we had the brother Kenny Beacham on, I said my boy has his eyes on New York. I know my boy, I see the gimmick in him. When they won the championship, nobody shed more tears than LeBron because he thought he was finna step in and, you know what, I'm gonna go to New York, become a legend there, and bow, I did it. Now Now he gotta get a little permission slip, and I think Josh Hart and Jaylen Brunson gonna get that.

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That's the one place Rich Paul is saying is not available. He's taking calls from WNBA teams, like he's taking calls overseas. The Knicks are the one team he said no chance.

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Exactly. Y'all keep believing his ass if you want to. He keep lying in y'all faces every summer. How did AD become a Washington Mystic? Because he knew.

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Juju, a lot happens on the show. Do you have a joker of the day for us?

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Oh yes, man. Speaking of the Washington Mystics, the DMV's own KD, Kevin Durant. The KD 19s are gonna be available on July 15th, and his PR team chose to tell his ass to bite this damn candy apple. Nah, you sirs are the jokers of the day. The PR team of my boy KD. Come on, man.

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Why would he agree to do that, Juju?

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Because candied apples are delicious.

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I love candied apples.

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What's wrong with— I mean, put it on the poll at @LevitarShows. Aren't candied apples pornographically delicious?

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You call them candied apples?

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Yes, I do call them— I call them candied apples. Do I have it wrong? Is it candy?

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No, you got it right.

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No, it's candied with an I-E-D. That's what we said.

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Yes. I'll say it's Holland.

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Put it on the poll at @LevittardShow. Candy apples or candied apples?

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Yeah, I always thought it was candy apples.

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You were wrong.

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All I know is you got a candy ass, buddy.

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How about that?

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What do you say?

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I don't know what that means. All right. Anyway, Juju, flowers of the day. Who did a good job today? What do we got?

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Oh, yeah, man. Last night, bro. Greg, you right, it wasn't the most star-studded event ever, but man, seeing my boy get the W last night, Jordan Walker, it was amazing. And then afterwards, I'm gonna give the flowers to his grandmama, man. On the set, his grandma had nothing but loveliest things to say. Yeah, lovely grandmas. Lovely.

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He was a good grandson. I mean, he won right in front of her. That's a good— he's a good son.

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And as all grandmothers do, she loved her grandbaby, and she, she made sure The whole world knew that, and it was just wonderful to see.

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Juju, polls for the day today. Uh, I don't think we had too many, but what do we got? Let's update some polls here.

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Yes, we got a big W for you though, Zazz. It is indeed, according to Wikipedia at least, candy apples. Yeah, not candied. Now there are some websites that, that were selling candied apples, so I think you can go either way with this, but candy is what's on the Wikipedia entry.

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Congratulations.

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That's a candy apple.

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Yeah, Wikipedia never makes a mistake.

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Do you water your dog? 58% of the audience says no, they don't.

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Come on, people. Doggies, come on. What are you doing?

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Last poll is Christopher Nolan a scam artist? This has never happened before in the entire history of the show. 100% of the audience says no. And those are your polls.

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That has never happened before.

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How is that possible? Thank you. Good night, everybody.

Episode description

"Do you water your dog?"

Kevin Durant is a Joker of the Day, Against the Spread, and an update of The Polls with JuJu Gotti.
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