Transcript of The Family Matter Cast Would Be HOW OLD? | Postgame Show New

Against the Spread is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Mike, what do we got?

I have trepidation picking this one, but I'm gonna go with Boston to, to rout the 76ers. 76ers got their one. However, my track record when I back these Boston Celtics, especially first round. I just feel like I'm dancing with two left feet here, but let's go Boston. I think the Boston can utterly, utterly put the, the 76ers to a complete end tonight. So -11.5 against those.

Very good, Tony.

I'm going to take the other game in the Eastern Conference, the Atlanta Hawks against the New York Knicks. Atlanta getting 6 points against the Knicks at home. I think Atlanta is going to keep this one close. I'm going to take the 6.5 points with the Atlanta Hawks tonight. I mean, did you know that if Family Matters, the show, was made today, Carl and Harriet Winslow would have been born— would have been born in 1990 and 1992?

Shut your mouth.

36 and 34.

Not a chance.

They were in their mid-30s in that show.

36 and 34. They would have been born in 1990 and 1992.

So Carl is a police captain and he's got a son who's 18 and a daughter who's 17.

You saw what he did at Nakatomi Plaza. I mean, you get Pretty quick.

Do you believe in that? And that, like, it's all the same universe, the same cinematic universe?

Sure, why not?

What happened there? What happened at Nakatomi Plaza?

Well, he was a cop, the first cop on the scene, and then because of his heroics on that day, that's how he got promoted.

Yeah, so in another, in another jurisdiction. So they took him from LA and they took him over to Chicago.

Yeah.

And then he was like, hey, you're the captain here now.

Yeah, like, they heard, oh my God, we, we heard what you did, you saved John McClane at the end. You hadn't shot your— you hadn't holstered your weapon since you shot that kid! And then you were so brave and you saved Mr. and Mrs. McClain. We're making you captain.

Of another jurisdiction.

Yeah.

In another state. In another state. Yeah. Move back to Chicago. I'm gonna knock up my wife and have a couple kids quick. Then I'm gonna wait years and years and have a daughter who will go up the stairs one day and never come back down, and we won't talk about her ever again.

That was weird, yeah. And you also got the aunt living there.

Yes.

And the nephew.

And the nephew. Yeah. He comes in on the tricycle at the end of the opening credits.

Deez gozma!

So he would have joined the Force at 18 because he's 36.

Uh-huh.

Would have had a kid instantly.

Uh-huh.

And then another kid right after. Uh-huh. With somebody who's 2 years younger than him. Yep.

Wait a second.

It was a different time.

Hold on.

Different time.

I didn't do the math until just now.

Different time.

If he's 18 when Eddie is born, That means Harriet, she was only 16, only 16, with eyes that would glow, but she was too young to fall in love, and I was too young to know. Except no, you weren't too young, you were of age, Carl.

Again, it was like late '50s, you know, that, that they were born. Times were different.

But not if it was 1992.

Yeah, correct.

Which is The remake was made today.

That's how The Gambit was.

The young daughter did go up the stairs and never came back after that.

What do you guys mean by that? I've never seen the show.

I don't know. She did other stuff.

You never seen Family Matters?

No.

Hell's wrong with you? What? You don't know about that Urkel?

I know about the Urkel. I just—

I knew that.

Yeah, he comes in and does the thing. I'm like, all right, cool.

But I never watched it.

Her character went into a different direction.

I wanted a cool machine so bad.

You want it? Wait, what would be— what would be Chris's Stefan Urkel? Kristoff? Christophe Côté?

Yeah, it would be reversed. He'd come out smart.

Christophe. Zazz will come out not drinking soda, being a cuck.

Hey, you know we don't say that. Everybody knows I'm not a cuck.

All right, but I was giving you some credit.

I was giving you credit.

You got out of it a cuck.

And by the way, by the way, people out there, stop sending me pictures of the hotel rooms with the chair, okay? Stop sending those to me. You know what I'm talking about?

That would be a rejoin back in the day.

That is what that's for.

No, he's right.

He's right.

I was wondering what that chair was for.

I ran into a guy in Vegas when I was in Vegas 2 months ago. Whoa. He was so happy to see me. He's a big fan of the show.

I thought you were going to say in your hotel room, sir.

And he recognized me. And one of the first things he said was, he goes, does your hotel room have a chair? I didn't even know what to say.

Did you say yeah?

Then you invited him up.

That was his—

that's what we call a fishing line he was throwing you right there. Give it a whirl.

Little chum in the water.

Then you say, that's where I sit.

I would never sit in that chair. Don't ever say that again.

You ever see the one with the command center?

The command center is great.

Jeremy, we got any polls today?

We do.

I just gotta scroll.

She did adult films.

Big fat white face. Big fat white face.

Allegedly.

We have two polls. Does soup need to be warm? Heart stop.

Yeah.

87% of the audience says yes.

Yeah, otherwise it's cereal.

Heathens.

And it's called gazpacho.

Is that the NHL playoffs, babe?

Yeah.

86% of the audience says yes.

I want a final update on does everybody know, uh, does Jeremy know about that getback?

All right, here, hold on, I'll scroll down. Big foul. A lot of white faces you got to get by for that one.

A lot of white faces.

Most of them are jazz.

Does Jeremy look like he knows about that getback? 66.7% of the audience says no. Pick up sticks.

Ah, alright.

Again, you're talking about the Beatles song, right?