Transcript of Postgame Show: Top 5 Uncs In Sports History (feat. JuJu Gotti)

I still haven't been added to this AFC South group chat. I'm starting to get a little worried. I think he lied to you about that. He possibly did. I'll send Adam Archaleta a DM. Why was Tony afraid to say where he saw him years ago? That was so weird. That was strange, dude.

You don't want to blow up his spot.

You don't want to blow up his spot from eight years ago? Yeah, I don't want to be like, Oh, it wasn't eight years ago.

It was two years ago.

He blew it up. He's like, Well, all the CBS guys are saying the diplomat.

Okay, but that's on him to say it, not for me to say it. If I go, Hey, by the way, I saw you the diplomat, he's like, damn, dude, why would you blow me up like that? I'm not here to snitch. I'm not here to be deposed.

I get it. It's Spiro Deedis we're talking about.

Exactly.

All the Spiro groupies will be flocking to the diplomat to see them. Exactly.

It's a great hotel. Broward doesn't have a whole lot of hotels like that one. That's the best hotel Broward's got.

Nice place. It used to be a dump, but they really- No else there.

Had my bar mitzvah there.

Is that true? At the diplomat?

Really? I think that's the only Broward hotel that's a billion dollars. I think they poured a billion dollars into that hotel. There ain't no such thing as that in Broward County on the beach. I'm pretty sure.

I think you're right.

No, there's that other one where that Michael Minnow restaurant is. It's got a name.

Let me out with that. The W?

No. Juju is going to join us now. We've got a number of things to talk about. How do you feel, Juju, as someone who talks openly about where some anxieties lie, about Zazlo's assessment of the movie Friendship and how you crawl around in your skin? Are you in agreement or disagreement with Zazlo?

I agree 100%, bro. When I first saw that movie, I had heard of it initially because my doll Mike was doing a screening of the movie. So I was like, Yeah, if Mike doing a screening, I'm going to definitely check this movie out. But me and my girl watched this movie, bro. We had to cut it off because it was so awkward, bro. He was just being so extra. Awful is the word I just use, bro. What's your thoughts on that?

When he broke into the home and he was carrying around the gun and the wife was home, I almost had to get up and walk the aisle.

In the airplane?

Yeah, I almost had to get up. It was a lot for me to handle. I got through the movie. Like I said, I enjoyed it. But that scene right there, I told you, I get really bad second-hand embarrassment. I get really uncomfortable. I almost had to walk the plane.

Well, which is more uncomfortable for you? Watching Friendship on the airplane or There's sex scenes appearing on your movie during the airplane?

That happened to me again yesterday on the way home. But you know what? I decided, screw it. I'm going to keep watching it because this wasn't something on my iPad where there's a sex scene. It was on one of the shows or movies that they were offering on the TV that is on the seating front of me. So you know what? Screw it. I'm watching my movie. It was like explicit sex scenes. Big boobs, all right? You know about that, Greg? I'm like, whatever. I'm just keeping it on. I'm watching my show.

I do know about that. I don't like this. Zaz, let me ask you, and I'm being serious here. How do you describe second-hand embarrassment? Because I don't know that phrase.

If there's an embarrassing situation taking place in front of me, and it doesn't even have to be in person, it could be watching a show, I get very embarrassed myself.

Like to Sean Foster's press conference at Big Ten Media Day. We all felt that cringe while he was speaking, that embarrassment for someone else.

A lot of people will watch something like that and they'll point and laugh. No, not me. I feel the same way that guy does. I'm embarrassed right now.

We keep invoking nick Seriani's press conference and how wrong we were to judge him based off of that. We nailed the Deshawn Foster one.

Yeah, I think that ends up being a victory for all people who saw him fired after they start 0-4. I don't know if you guys have examples like that in the history of college coaching or professional coaching, where you to something that obvious, where it's like, that 0-4 team shouldn't be 0-4. The proof I have is they just beat Penn State. An 0-4 team has never been able, after immediately firing its coach to beat that standard of team, and then they go out and dragged Michigan State by 25 after losing at home to New Mexico by 25. For Deshawn Foster to be a 50-point difference, a 50-point difference between we lose to New Mexico at home by 25 or we beat Michigan State by 25? Go ahead and find me all the examples that you have of that. I want to get with Juju to the polls in a second. I also want to get to the news. Wemby has grown. I'm afraid for everybody in the league that everyone's talking about Giannis and everything else, and it's not going to matter in a minute because When he's taller than he used to be.

It makes my knees hurt just hearing that.

A friend of the show, Beaubon Majanovic, has said, I look up to Wemby. And Boban is what? 7'5? So it's like you start doing the math there. They say that he's 7'5 on paper in the NBA. But if Boban is looking up to you, you're a couple inches taller.

Juju, where are we on this? I thought he was 7'7 and growing.

Yeah, apparently, I forgot he was so young. This brother, what? 21, 22 years old. And every day of the summer, last summer. He was shocking us with more stuff that he's been doing during the summer. He was a monk. He was with KG getting toughness. He was doing dancing. I think this year right here is the year of Wemby. They might not win the Championship, but this year Wemby is going to announce himself in a major way in the lead.

The heat should trade for him.

Before we get to the polls, I do want to get with Juju about the game this week. I want you guys to all remember what Tom braided looked like approaching '45 when he won the Championship in Tampa. And now, understand that Joe Flacko and Aaron Rodgers are playing against each other this weekend. They're three or four years, both of them younger than Tom braided. They will look nothing like Tom braided looked while winning the Championship. What make of this fight between these two grandpas?

The NFL tweeted out that this is the battle of the Unks. So it made me think, that's right. They both got the Unk look. So it made me want to make a top five unks in sports of all time list that I could think of.

Whoa, all time. Okay, all time. Not just now, not... That he can think of. All right, that he can think of.

Oli, Kam McCormick. If you know, you know. Number 5, Clyde Dretsler.

The bald spot. The hair, yeah.

Island.

Number 4, Yarramir Jagr.

He's still playing, right? Yep. Over 50? Yep.

Yes. Somehow, someway. Also, Zaz, you look incredible today. Thanks.

I got this in Paris.

Yeah, Paris. You've been on fire, too. I agree. I'm done with kick-offs meaning so much in the NFL. Come on, brother. The kick-off damn near mean more than the field goal that just tied the game.

What are we doing? Some kickers are mastering the pooch kick where they get it right to the one-yard line. Some are even doing the drop kick. It's stupid. But that's the move, though. You perfect that of getting it right to the one or two-yard line. Some guys are getting good at it. Exactly.

Number three, Robert Parrish.

The chief. The Chief smoking it up.

Number 2, Paul Millsapp.

All good.

It's a good list. Number 1, Nolan Ryan. Wow. Robin Ventura.

Old-timey Grandville Waiters on there, although no one's going to know what that reference is. At least it's better than Greg Cody's WifeSwap information from 53 years ago. Pablo Tori had an episode on that, by the way. Very strong. He got to the bottom of that entire story. If you're actually curious.

Is that where you learned it, G.

C? No, I grew up with it. I'm 18 years old.

This is one of the worst punishments we've ever done, Chris.

What up, Levy?

The Polls at Levitard Show. What do you have for us today?

You just did nicknames and initials all shown. I crushed that shit.

And we're a Polo.

Jeremy told me what to wear. I was like, I dress like a frat guy every day. He's like, I'll put on a douchey polo in a college.

Douchey polo. That's not a punishment. What punishment did you- LB, come on.

That was bite it. That was bite it. That was bite it.

Come on, man.

I'm being cool.

Like all the whipper snappers.

I got to get you down this out here. Roy, you did do your assignment today. What? He got him two cups of ice water. How did he get him two cups of ice water?

He don't want to see it again. He don't want Let me see it again.

@levitar show, Juju on the poll, what do you have?

Should the movie Requiem for a Dream be renamed Heroine Arm? 81% of the audience said yes. That's such a good question. Also, Dan, you need to take a victory lap. You made everybody take them victory laps in that treadmill room. You need to take a victory lap on Darren Waller, brother. We need some good takes out of your next show. You know Ball. Yes, sir. And last poll, have you ever heard of someone who sleeps crisscross applesauce? 82% of the audience says, No, they have not. And those are your polls.

18%. 82? 18% does know about this.

You don't even like that support. You want to be alone.

It's impossible. Only 18% of people do what I do?

You think that number... Wait a minute. You think that number's not a lot? You think it's a low number?

Way too high.

You think a lot of people sleep the way you do?

Yeah, one and five. You said earlier that you had 3%.

I mean, I expected at least three, but to get 18, it disappoints me.

Can I get a ruling from everyone in the room?

That doesn't make sense.

Before he gets out of here today, Greg Cody, can I get a ruling from everyone in the room? We said the other day there are no black Ethans. Greg Cody used as AI and found that Penn State does indeed have a wide receiver named Ethan Black. But because he googled Ethan and Black, he didn't realize that Ethan Black is white.

It's still he's an Ethan Black. That's all I'm saying. Oh, my God. His name's Ethan Black. That's all I'm saying. I googled Black Ethan's. Ethan Black comes up.

Roy, he could use your help here.

It counts.

Thank you, Bell.

Thank you. Yeah, that's support right there. I've fulfilled my bet. Yes, you did. Thank you.

Later, Jobin.