Transcript of Postgame Show: Spittin' On Dak Prescott

Jailin' Carter's wearing '98 in green. He just did something terrible, or so it seems. Turns out he wasn't first to do it, but that's what they saw, and so they booted him for it. Spitten on that press guy, kicked out for spitten on that press guy. Spitten on that press guy, and kicked out the game.

The other day, my wife caught me turning up Pat Benatar again, and I know what that is. Ask me a couple of questions.

He's the artist who sings that song.

I'm like, Yes, Childhood Crush. Of course, Childhood Crush. You're making fun, Mike, that Chris didn't know who Pat Benatar was. I don't know if it's a first of its because I guess Joan Jett was before that. But for me, I had never seen someone like that doing rock and roll, and Chris has no idea who Pat Benatar is. Welcome to the club on not knowing things musically, because Mike really shamed me because I hadn't heard the introduction to Mobland music that is very catchy. The music on that show is good in general.

People are mad at you about that, Sopranos.

Well, so listen, and bleep them. Bleep them several times over because What I'm saying is, if I give Mobland six seasons of Guy Richie, it'll be better than the Sopranos.

The first season of the Sopranos is not as good as what I saw from Mobland. It's just not. The acting, it's five Guy Richie movies.

You are indignant right now.

I don't care who's mad about this. I love the Sopranos.

It's one of the top 10 shows of all time for me. And this, if I gave it seven seasons, would be better than the Sopranos.

And that's a big if to just be like, You're going to do that seven times.

Seven seasons at this standard? That's what makes The Sopranos and all of these other all-time shows so great.

No, the first season of The Sopranos- Can we get louder and start yelling even more? The first season of The Sopranos is not Helen Mirren, Tom Hardy, Piers Brosnan, and again, I'll say it again, Guy Richie. Guy Richie is one of the few directors. As soon as you see his movies, you know who made the movie. He's cornered the market on British gangster stuff.

I feel like Mobland is Mike Trout. Louder. Mike Trout. It started the first... I'm going to call it his first four years. I'm being so chill, guy. The first season, it's Mike Trout. Oh, my God. This guy could be Willie Mays. It turns out, Mike Trout, not Willie Mays. That's what you're doing right here. You're saying the first couple of seasons of Mike Trout, this is Willie Mays. This is better than Willie Mays. What makes a great show great is being able to continue for season after season.

It's my goddamn Richie. It's Guy Richie. It's five fucking Guy Richie movies. I haven't seen it.

But the music.

But I do know the band, and I wish I knew the band Fontaine's DC. That's one of my favorite newer bands out there. Great album, Starburst. That was my favorite track of last year. I love Starburst. I didn't know that... Not Starburst, the Candy. Although you've been having a few of those. Nice little svelte look that you got over there.

We body shamed a whole bunch of people today.

We talked about three different bodies in the first 20 minutes of this show.

It was what? It was Steve Balmer. It was Jim DeFeedi. It was Jim DeFeedi. It was Jack Prescott. We did on both ends. We were doing good.

I saw a clip of Jeremy from six months ago where he looked really fat.

I didn't know that Jeremy was fat. Yeah, me neither. Did you know that Jeremy was fat? Put that on the poll. Did you know that Jeremy was fat?