Transcript of Postgame Show: Letting Sandra Bullock Have It (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Against the spread. Against the spread is presented by DraftKings.

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Draftkings, the Crown is yours. Roy, what do we got?

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Utah Mammoth at the Florida Panthers. Tonight, the Panthers have lost four of their last five games at home as favorites and failed to cover the park line in six straight games when playing with a rest advantage. Utah is on the back end of a back to back. Florida hasn't played since Sunday, and the Panthers have also failed to cover the park line in their last five games versus the Central Division. None of that matters tonight because Magic & Chuck and Brad Marshawn are together again. Go with the Florida Panthers.

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What do you mean again?

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Well, again, because they just returned.

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Second time ever. Yeah.

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Second time this season. Go for the Florida Panthers tonight. Not this season.

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Hold on. You just did again. Roy, you're our hockey expert. The Hockey Show is a big interview with an '80s legend. You're our hockey expert. Well, you can't just say again like that when people don't know, listening to this, that Marshawn and K'Chuk played their first game together ever last game. That's not something that's known by the general audience.

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Yes, two games. Yes.

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Against the Solfay. That's shocking information.

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That's why I meant again, because it's the second time this season opens.

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Greg, what do you got?

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Can I do the same game?

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Sure.

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Well, you're going to. You're going to bet No, I'm doing the opposite bet.

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The Utah Mammoth.

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We can't sponsor that. We're due for a winner. Red hot. Wait a minute. You can't do that.

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It's a guaranteed win.

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Draftkings isn't too good a sponsor for you guys to just pick both sides of this game.

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We're giving out a pick, and then we go to our other area.

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No, that's your Asanine. I'm not doing that. I'm going to pick a draw.

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Utah Mammoth, 8, 1, and 1 in the last 10 games.

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No, just leave. No, I'm not- What? You can't sponsor a segment in which it takes both sides. Why? That's your gambling advice is to take both sides. It's ridiculous. I'm guaranteeing somebody's going to win? Taking game to go to overtime.

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Draftkings, the crown is yours.

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Get out of here with that. That's just ridiculous. We have to do better. I'm fine with him leaving. Yes. You can't do that to the sponsor where you guys are just taking both sides of the game. It's an important sponsor, and that's stupid. I'm not doing that. I like the sons. Juju is with us. He was not with us yesterday, and so he missed a conversation that I'm he's been dying to have with us for a long time. Juju, welcome to the show. What corrections do you have to make on football movies? Because I'm sure we discussed it very poorly yesterday.

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You brothers did the best you could, man. Nobody did anything poor. I just have my own take on the top five football movies in the history of the world that I can think of.

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All right. So any Oli or we're going straight to the top five.

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Yes, sir. We got an Oli, Facing the Giants. I didn't even want to watch this movie, but I started watching them. I'm like, Oh, this is some bull job. Then 30 Minutes In, I am crying. It's just emotional. It is inspirational. These little kids love the Lord and let them celebrate it. Hope they win every time.

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Number five.

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Any given Sunday. I know you all boys like to get to that lunch. Number 4, Remember the Titans. Number 3, Boys in the hood.

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Wait a minute.

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He was being recruited by USA.

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Yeah, but that's not a football movie.

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That's a good movie, but that's not a football. No, that's a good call.

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Football is a subtext. And Dan has seen free solo, and he will explain to you every chance he gets, he understands subtext. Number two.

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Great Iron Gang.

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Good one.

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Number one, of course, The Blind Side.

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Story was a total lie, according to the people involved.

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Yeah, but it starts juju.

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Exactly, but I'm in that movie, so best football movie ever made.

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Do you have any Shador opinion since you seem to be wearing a Shador jersey?

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Come on, man. I got a couple of questions for you all, Zaz and Greg. What was the score for last year's Pro Bowl game? No idea. Exactly. Let that be an example. Folks start getting mad at stuff they don't even care about when they don't You guys ain't never gave a damn about the Pro Bowl. Let us have this one, can we? The Super Bowl is that way. We're over here with our wrists up in the sky. Let us have this one. A hater don't give a damn. A hater wants to see you fall. And if you wake up in the morning, hate on someone else's success, I got news for you, brother.

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Put it on the poll, Juju. I hate her, don't give a damn. I hate her, want to see you fall. Yes or no. Zazlo, before we get to the polls here with Juju and before we get to That's an incident at Costco that I want to talk about with Juju. Can you give me your opinions on what's going on with Yannis?

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Yannis on the verge of a full heel turn. Full on heel turn. He's been dropping breadcrumbs. He'll say things about his teammates after the game, which has never been his MO. And now, word is that Rich Paul is trying to recruit him, is trying to steal him from his current agent because Yannis got close to firing his current agent because he's not close enough to a resolution as far as a potential trade before the deadline. Rich Paul recruiting Giannis, it's like when Paul Heyman recruited Roman Reigns. That was the full-on heel turn. This is a very, very comparable scenario, what's going on with Giannis and potentially Rich Paul, Dan.

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The Rich Paul part is really interesting because if it's going to happen, it really has to happen in the next 24 to 48 hours. Go on. You have to send a to the league about your changing of agents, and that new agent can't operate for you for seven days. The trade deadline is next Thursday. So we're in a space where if this is going to happen, and that back channeling with. That apparently was going on behind the scenes. It would need to happen maybe before we started on our show tomorrow. Then that would really be the domino effect that starts kicking things off for this potential trade deadline because there are tons of huge names and huge contracts that could be moved, all associated with what happens with Giannis.

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Let's start the clock on the trade deadline, which is next Thursday. Juju, what are your thoughts here?

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Yeah, I think his time is up in Milwaukee, man, no matter what. Once you start having your, like Zad says, his heel turned publicly, then I was like, Uh-oh, the clock is ticking. Even though you love that the Bucks have signed your brother and then signed your other brother and then tried to get you help, you don't want to mess it up with them folks, but you really want to cheat on this relationship. I think it's over. The final straw to me was, Brother, you hurt yourself during the game, then you're going to self-diagnose yourself after the game. It looks like I'm going to be out four to six weeks. They're probably going to tell me that.

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I heard a lot of people, though, saying the argument was being made by the most credible people that that injury probably precludes him from being traded, right? Wasn't that, if not the consensus opinion, did you not Did you not hear that more than you heard the reverse?

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No, I asked Amin straight up yesterday. He said it makes no difference whatsoever.

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Yeah, most people are saying it doesn't make a difference. It's worth keeping an eye on it. Several calf injuries over the span of the last year and a half, and calf injuries aren't normally a sign of a good thing with a guy over 30. We've seen how that's worked out with guys like Kevin Durant and others. But Yannis is one of those players that you take that risk and you bring him in. And even last year, the Luka trade, Luka, Maxi Kleber, and Anthony Davis were all on the injury report and not playing in games when that trade happened. So as long as the physicals go over the way that you anticipate with your doctors, someone being out at the given time isn't really something that matters.

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We'll get to the polls here in just a second. But Juju, what happened at Costco that you were faced with a moral dilemma of some sort?

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Man, it's a story from the line from the net. I wanted to get you brothers' opinions. Now, we understand that things in Sacramento isn't as winnie as we would like it to be over the past decade or '12. So they've started selling their tickets for the games within Costco, within a bar at Costco. So I wanted to ask you, fair or foul selling your tickets at Costco.

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The Sacramento Kings are a way station for all the players that nobody else wants. It's Russell Westbrook, it's De Rosen. I thought it's a bonus. Man, it was just two years ago. This team mattered. What the hell?

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Zack Levine.

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Zack Levine is another one. Sacramento King selling tickets at Costco. How are we feeling about that as an NBA product?

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I've never been to Costco. What?

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Are you kidding?

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What?

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I've never stepped foot in a Costco.

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Do you know how wonderful they are?

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B. J. 'S guy?

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No, I just told you I've never been.

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Okay, but have you heard reputationally how wonderful the warehouse savings are at Costco? I don't know. Most people like Costco, right? Most people aren't going to say anything bad about excess.

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It's almost impossible not to like Costco. You do look like a Sam's Club guy. You'll have the best time ever.

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Never been.

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I I don't want to buy a palette of paper towels.

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I don't want to come home with 600 paper towels.

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This is not the time to be- You guys are anti-Cosco? It's the best. I don't know people who are anti-Cosco, Sam's, B. J.

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I never did that growing up. I've gone with friends. I've been there. I've been in these places, but the Coties never had this.

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It's a warehouse full of savings. It's a warehouse full of excess.

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Or you buy too much stuff and end up not using it. That's crazy. You guys don't know how to shop. Live in my life. This is on you. This is your own misgivings.

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I don't know people who are anti-Cosco.

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You do Who's anti-savings? Me. I buy one roll of toilet paper at a time.

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I feel like Dan might be being a Costco fraud here. I don't see you going to Costco.

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My father. My father. No. Well, okay. Valor. If stolen valor from my father, who has had a Costco card since 1999.

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The shoes there.

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My father. The number of times-Cosco, the shoes store, buddy.

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I got my first pair of glasses there.

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What is the longest you could be a proud Costco member? Because I may have started the Costco card a little early, but the number of times I've caught my father with an endless supply of cashews that he has bought because... Oh, wildly unhealthy. Cannot imagine how bad it is for my father to eat 7,000 cashews in his car because you got to buy a tub of cashews if you're going to buy them.

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Everyone who goes to Costco, they always brag. Go to Publix like a normal person. We're shopping as a pleasure.

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Hot dogs can't be that good there. I love B. J.

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I think shopping is more of a pleasure at Costco.

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I've heard they do have a good double chunk chocolate cookie.

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I don't want to need a card Can we go to a store?

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The lunch at Costco? My father comes home with a hot dog breath because the hot dog is amazing value.

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It was my grandmother's favorite thing in the world. When we wanted to take her to a nice lunch, we would take her to Costco to get a hot dog. That was her favorite thing in the world.

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What is the oldest a Costco card can be before we get to the-1983. Okay. If we called my father right now, he would proudly display his Costco card. I wasn't even making him impressive by making it a 1999 card holder Let's update the polls here, Juju.

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If you want to be a champion, can you see your family?

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Oh, from yesterday. Nice.

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87% of the audience says, No, you cannot. Over with. Did you know that Mike McDonald spelled his name with a lowercase D? Eighty-six % of the audience says, No, they didn't.

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These are from yesterday, and I love these updates the next day. We should do more of this.

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Yes, sir. Does propositioning a sex worker before the Super Bowl take you out of the running for the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award?

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No. No.

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71 % of the audience says, Yes, it does.

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Damn. That means more people think no now. Is I think as of yesterday, it was at 74%. Good.

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Can you name five good football movies? I mean, we just saw that. 51% of the audience says, Yes, you can. Dang. Is any given Sunday a good movie? No. 59% of the audience says, Yes, it is.

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More people leaning no now. 63% yesterday.

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Number 5 on Juju's list of top five football movies ever.

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Did you enjoy watching the Bronco's Patriots game? 69% of the audience says, No, they did not.

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Nice. It's also increased.

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Does Jerry Maguire count as a football movie? No. 55% of the audience says, Yes, it does.

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Wow, huge drop off. As of yesterday, we were at 62%.

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Also, two quick side note I just thought of while we were doing the show. I know you and Shitstein got an ongoing beef. I get it. But we're not Cribs and Bloods, brother. Keep it between you all. Not everyone who works for shit. No, because that means everybody who works for you gets the other end of the stick. I won't have it. People who work for them, you get a pass. The shit stain, you're still a shit stain.

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No, this shit stain remains a shit stain.

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I remember meeting a couple his workers at a Super Bowl once, and we had them on.

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Yeah, and Mike loved Will Caine. You can be wrong.

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Is the program a good movie? 60% of the audience says, No, it is not.

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Damn.

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It It's the best movie, Friday Night Lights, Jerry Maguire, Remember the Titans, or The Longest Yard, the original. Also, Dan, side note, you only get four slots on these things. I know you want to eight, but four slots is the way it lets us go.

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Okay, I got it. Do better, Elon.

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Sixty-one % of the audience says, Remember the Titans? And we got a couple posts from today.

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It was at 50% yesterday.

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In the interim, yeah, and the program took a wild swing as well. Let's put up Juju in the blindside. This is a much thinner Juju. Look how skinny he is. Juju. This is a Juju.

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Come on, man.

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That's packed on us. But I've never known this Juju. Juju this skinny is not a human being I've known.

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Yes, sir. I was 167 pounds, soaking wet up there on the porch, cussing out Sandra Bullock all day. The director was like, Just let her have it. Just act like she's in your hood. We was calling her all type of Bs, Hs, Cs. Then they decided to use it as a PG 13 movie and cut all of that. So I thought I had my... Are there more good football movies or more good hockey movies? 72% of the audience says hockey movies. And last poll is college football for Saturdays. 97% of the audience says yes, and those are your goals.

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Mario Cristobal. Nice job by Mario Cristobal. Just saying the truest of things. Yes, college football shouldn't be on Tuesday. Well, Mac, that Mac action. The Mac action.

Episode description

"A hater don't give a damn, a hater wants to see you fall."

JuJu delivers the Top 5 Football Movies Of All-Time That He Can Think Of Off The Top Of His Head and presents a Costco dilemma that divides the show.
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