Transcript of Hour 1: Dan's Racist Mistake (feat. Pablo Torre & Tyrod Huntley)

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Pablo Tori has a new bit of reporting, and I- Per her Instagram, Jessica Smetana and Lehman are engaged. Oh, wow. How about that? Wow. Congratulations to Jessica. Congratulations. I think the last thing that Lehman did publicly was betray her. That ends up in a proposal. Soon thereafter, he betrayed. That's actually Jessica Snore. That is not edited in any way. Congratulations, Jessie.

You know what they say, the best way to start a marriage is breaking trust.

Congratulations, Lehman. They are the happy couple. Pablo is with us, and that's not how I expected to introduce that Hunterbrooke is reporting some ties that are suspicious between the Memphis grizzly's owner and the war in Russia and the Ukraine. Pablo, get us caught up to date, please, on some complicated subject matter here that Adam Silver, I'm sure, does not want to deal with today.

A lot to get to, Dan. Hi, guys. Did Jessica have sleep apnea? Because I have sleep apnea, and I feel like she might need a seat bath. I got to wear a Darth Vader mask to go to bed.

Not edited. We're not making that up. I couldn't believe it.

That's how jumping Charlie snores. Speaking of trying to muffle the truth, though. Yeah, look, I have a whole, at this point, mission/curse that I try to uphold, which is explaining to everybody who the richest people in sports are and what they're actually doing. And so it turns out one of the five richest owners in sports is the guy who owns the Memphis Grizzlies. And I'm trying to glance in the tiny window that I have on my computer at the shipping container. I don't know if you guys ever thought about who owns the Memphis Grizzlies. If you had any idea.

Timberlake, right?

So this is the funny part about the Timberlake thing. Timberlake is an owner of the Memphis Grizzly. He's one of the limited partners of the Memphis Grizzly. The actual owner- Isn't Payton Manning?

Manning- No, the young guy who wants to play one-on-one against everybody.

I know, but I want to live in this weird hypothetical world where Manning are supporting drone attacks.

Well, they're off to the side. But the real owner, Robert Perra, the controlling majority owner, I am told separately that he was once told by a woman he met out one night that he, in fact, was not the owner of the Memphis Grizzlies because she had read that Justin Timberlake was the owner of the Memphis Grizzlies, and Robert Perra, that owner, was so mad that he threatened to buy out the rest of his minority owners because, you know. How embarrassing to be the real guy only for Timber Lake to get your shine. But this whole thing is about, okay, so who is Robert Perra? And where did he come from? And Robert Para, who is, at last estimation, I'm looking at it, worth over $30 billion. He is a former Apple engineer who started a company called Ubiquity. And Ubiquity, I don't know if you guys know this company at all, but they make really good WiFi products and routers and stuff. And so what Hundertbrook Media and Sam Koppelman, who's our guest on the show today, discovered after six months of their own investigation, is that this company, despite sanctions being placed against Russia, in fact, Ubiquity routers and products and antennae are being used to enable the war in Ukraine, the war against Ukraine.

These are the very devices that Russian soldiers have been using in what is modern warfare, in a series of what the United Nations has now called Crimes Against Humanity. We just escalated a lot there from Timber Lake to these photos, but that's what sports are like now. Wait a minute. That guy's doing funding that?

Yeah. So this is the part, though, that I want to get in front of people, Pablo, because I believe your Kauai story is just easier to play with, right? It's just got stuff that's not life and death, that's silly and funny and intrigue and espionage, but it's not this. So again, I will say that Hunterbrooke is doing the reporting, and I don't think this story is going catch because I think it's too complicated on subject matter and people are going to move away after the initial aggregated headlines because the media is dead. So please explain to people why the reporting on this is important and what Adam Silver is supposed to do here because he's faced with unprecedented things that he's not equipped to lead against because who's thought of this as one of the things that makes an appearance as a commissioner?

Yeah. I mean, are we vetting who these owners are how they're making their money and continue to make their money once they're in the league? A fun juxtaposition here is that Robert Perra's most famous employee is Ja Morant. He is currently the face of the foremost weapons scandal in the NBA. And meanwhile, Robert Perra, according to Hunterbrooke's six-month investigation, which involved undercover reporting to buy these very devices and ship them in a circumvention of sanctions because of the war in Ukraine, shipped them to the warfront in Russia. Plus, certificates, letters written to the third-party vendors that Robert Perra's ubiquity does not seem interested in actually finding out about. Plus, just a series of just calls and bits of testimony from Ukrainians who are watching this product, a super majority of which comprises, it seems, the technology that Russia is using to wage, again, what the United Nations calls crimes against humanity. It raises the question of, yeah, do we care? Do they care? And the very basic technological question is very simple, right? You're out in the woods and your cell phone has bad reception and you wish you had Wi-Fi. Robert Para, Ubiquity, have made a device that actually solves that problem.

It creates a Wi-Fi network out in remote locations, and the premise was we're going to make the Internet accessible to everybody. It turns out that it's being used not only in Russia, but also in Iran, which Robert Perra's Ubiquity has previously had to answer for from the US government. And Robert Paris said back in 2014 that if this happens again, he'll be in big trouble. That's effectively a paraphrase of a quote that's in the episode. We're showing that it seems to be happening again in another warzone. And the victims, of course, could not be more serious in terms of the consideration we should be paying them. And so what will the government do? What will the NBA do, Dan? I find that the through line here is that the NBA is so PR-focused that the thing they care about the most is, frankly, will the US government do something to make us look bad? That was the story in the gambling scandal. Oh, no, the FBI came out and they made us look like we didn't do our jobs. That was a problem for them. In this case, that is the thing that I think is the next big domino to over.

But in the meantime, yeah, I do think sports fans should probably know, Hey, this is the real weapon scandal happening in the NBA right now.

It'd be easier for them to know if it wasn't distracting to hear both police sirens and what sounds like a dryer behind you. Are you drying sneakers? What are you drying?

Delicate or heavy cycle. I thought I powered off the dryer. My dryer technology is not good enough.

What's in there? Is there a basketball in there? What heavy thing did you put in the dryer? Is it just an assortment wet towels, lopsided, banging?

Hold on. You guys have me drying sneakers.

It just sounded like it.

The weather's been bad. What is it?

It's something- Three things are happening right now, okay? I have a dryer that I thought was deactivated. I got my neighbors doing a gut renovation of their apartment, and I have the NYPD outside doing something in the snow.

Did you move? Are you on the move from authorities that are trying-I'm crying to move. Look, you're bothering very important You're bothering very important people with reporting that people don't want in the light of day. You think Adam Silver wants to be dealing with this shit from you?

I am told, reliably, that I have a pain in Adam Silver's ass at this point. We asked for comment from all these entities, and Hunterbrook, again, I credit their investigation, partnering with them on this. It's a lonely world trying to be the guy who angers people who have, again, 30 $30 billion in the case of Ron Farah. Yeah, but here's the thing- Or $150 billion in the case of Steve Ballmer.

I believe that we no longer live in an environment that absorbs shame or even polite society. So trying to do journalism in these times when the rules are totally different, make me suspicious that all of this, months of reporting that are required to put this in the light of day, will disappear in 12 hours because it's subject matter that is too hard for the Daily Sports Argument machine to talk about.

Oh, look, I think that very few other networks, you are also on an island here. I don't think any... I've gotten zero calls about, Hey, can you come on our show to talk about the Crimes Against Humanities story and Robert Para? So thank you guys for making time. But also, I do think the whole premise of the show is this story, when you see it unfold in an episode, is actually pretty... I will say this at the risk of two to my own horn. It's pretty entertaining, right? It's not boring. And so the question is, can the attention span of the sports audience even withstand the attempt to make this interesting for you? We've melted cheese. We got Timberlake. We got Kevin Hart, we got a bunch We have one-on-one games against Tony Allen and Michael Jordan that never happened. We have an NBA owner saying about Robert Para, No one knows where his sales are coming from. This is a mystery in the league we're solving for the first time with some celebrity around it. But we can only bring the horse to water.

You're selling, but Pablo Tori finds out it's regularly doing stuff like this. But I need to point out, again, this is the six-month work of Hunterbrook here. He is just showcasing the work because the media is more and more fractured and you require certain partnerships to get work like this done. Work that the billionaires would prevent in every way from having done because it costs a lot of money to get this work done. And Memphis and the NBA don't I don't want you to see any of it.

Look, Hunterbrooke is the entity we partnered with, just briefly. When we investigated Ishmael with Hunterbrooke, the Chinese brainwaves with Hunterbrooke, and now this with Hunterbrooke. We need more... The thing I want to be very clear about this, I can be territorial in terms of trying to establish why we do what we do. But Lord, I would welcome help. I would love to platform other journalists who are doing this stuff, because the more of us that are doing it, the harder it is for the richest people in the world to actually ignore the findings.

Pablo, the New England Patriots built themselves up after losing Tom braided and Bill Belichick. They tried to draft Tom Brady's replacement to Mac Jones. They whift on that, and then they got Drake May, and now they're back in the Super Bowl all before Joel Embiid made it to a conference final. That's a wrap on the process, right? You give up.

They lost by 40 to Charlotte.

That's it. That's it on the process. Just stop. Just hang it up. Even if they were to be successful, it wasn't because of the process at this point. That's it.

Charlotte was You're up 50 in the third quarter, and Embiid wasn't playing. Up 50 yesterday.

I'm trying to talk about war crimes, and you're bringing me Joel Embiid's knees. Really? The guy never plays. Less than 50% of the game.

We're all trying to embrace us being able to Say into a microphone when we had that one wrong.

This is what Miami has been reduced to. Have you thought about Robert Paris team? The canes are out of the news cycle, and now all you got is this. Have you thought about Robert Paris team potentially having Terry Rozier on that roster?

Well, Pablo, I have seen that the sports media and national media has grabbed you recently because they love talking about the sports betting stuff. And you come in and you talk about the overarching point shaving and indictments. So in the recent rounds you've made on that particular story that the NBA would also like you to not be making the rounds about, what have been the most interesting details recently?

Oh, God. I mean, the fact that this stuff is not even close to over. I mean, we are in the position of being a tiny newsroom that is trying to chase the biggest stories that are actively being investigated by the feds. So when the federal government drops that big indictment, this is now the Eastern district of Pennsylvania, by the way. I'm not even on I'm getting an email list. I'm getting emails from Eastern district of New York, which is what was doing the Operation Nothing But Bet stuff and Operation Royal Flush, the NBA side stuff. That's New York. Now, Pennsylvania is in this with the college kids, with the college games. And that, to say the obvious thing, right? Those are the soft targets that are most easily compromised because their cost-benefit analysis of what am I making salary-wise versus what could I be making if I were to manipulate games, they've always been the biggest targets. And so when the FBI and the Eastern district of Pennsylvania get in on that, what we're doing is scrambling to catch up because God knows that we have a list of names that are popping up before we can publish.

And so the most interesting thing to me is that we have not seen the bottom of the rabbit hole on that yet. There are more NBA characters that we are trying to be responsible in our reporting before we name. There are characters that are obscure. That only really some NBA degenerate fans would recognize. But the college stuff is unbelievable in how vast it is.

That's not the dryer. That's people doing work upstairs, right? That's the gut renovation. Yeah, that's not the dryer. Okay.

They don't... By the way, them, my neighbors, like the national media, doesn't give a shit that I'm investigating some of the foremost billionaires in America.

I have fewer than 30 seconds left. Please help me implore and beg both the sports media and the media to pay attention to this Hunterbrook reporting. Please tell me what I need to do to get this as subject matter, the way that they run to you the moment that you do anything about kawaii or sports betting.

Yeah, in 30 seconds, what I would say is that if you spent a second thinking about how should we punish Ja Morant for waving around a gun, you should spare a couple of minutes for an investigation that took six months into the owner of the team, his boss, who is enabling Russia's drone war and effectively powering, according to this reporting, crimes against humanity, according to the United Nations. The real weapon scandal that the NBA has to make a decision on how to respond to is not John Marant waving guns on Instagram, as serious as that may be. It's drone warfare that is being enabled by the technology of his owner, who by now has been warned about how his technology winds up in Iran and now in Russia, according to this reporting. So just keep that in mind the next time you think about, what's a controversy in the NBA? There might be something even bigger than that.

It has to take them 80 seconds. Just can't do it.

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Put it on the poll, please, @levatardshow. Are you surprised that Shador Sanders has now more Pro Bowl invitations than Caleb Williams and Jordan love combined at Lebitard show. Zazlo was unreasonably mad earlier about the Pro Bowl. I worry about anybody that gets unreasonably mad about the Pro Bowl.

There is nothing to worry about when it comes to me and the Pro Bowl, because all I'm here to tell you is, Pro Bowl, get the hell out of my face. I don't even know what they're doing anymore. I know they're not playing an actual game. Is it flag football? Is it all kinds of stupid tchatchee games? I don't even know what they're doing. But when we're replacing Drake May in whatever cacahamemi game you got going on with Shader Sanders, who was statistically one of the worst starting quarterbacks in the NFL this year. Probel, get the hell out of my face.

I could not agree with my friend Zazlo anymore. How about the way he said it, though? I think it warranted a raised tone. Oh, so this is not about his tone. It's just whether you agree with it or not. Could have used a cough.

Could have used a cough in there.

Yeah, could have used a cough, but I think the outrage was warranted. I mean, really? To be outraged by the- Get the hell out of my face. Seriously, Shador Sanders? He had a terrible rookie season. Terrible. Everybody's got that opinion, right? And the Pro Bowl is stupid, and we're really to get mad about the Pro Bowl. Yes, but there's no one who doesn't have that opinion, correct? Or is this to America? Is Shador Sanders such a symbol for excellence, such a polarizing avatar for everybody's been holding him back and holding him down? And Jamel Hill even tells us, Yeah, I'm not saying anything bad about him because he represents Black excellence. Is that what we're going to do with Shador Sanders now? We're going to make it a first take topic so everyone can yell except Black people are saying, Stop pounding on him? Yes. Okay, good. That's smart. That's good.

First take the headline, What Can Brown Do For You?

Flag football game. Okay, that's what we're doing.

I don't even know if that's what it is. But whatever the Pro Bowl is these days, I already told you, get the hell out of my face.

All right, this seems like a good way to spend the time of white and black people arguing about this. Can't he just be a bad quarterback? Can't he just have had a bad season and not merit the honor of a Pro Bowl?

Isn't that possible? Who's the white quarterback that got invited that we can be upset about? I'll find it.

Okay, will you? Please, bud. I'm getting back to you. Right now, it's just him and Tyrod Hunt. Those are the two Pro Bowlers for all time.

How did you feel about that name? Did it feel good?

No, I put a D.

That's why I call him Snoop because I can never remember.

That's Hunt's first name again?

Yeah, I did. Did you combine him with another black quarterback? Is that what you did?

Yeah, with Shador Sanders as well. So I'm putting three of them. I should have just said Hunt is what I should have said. I'm feeling that one. That one hurt. Tyler just became Tyrod. Fraud. Yeah. And you're accusing other people.

To Americas.

That's what happened. I can't even deny it. You see through me in a way that has me exposed and vulnerable. I feel nude in front of you.

Because I felt bad when you said it.

Yeah, me too. Imagine how I felt.

You had second-hand embarrassment, right?

Yeah, I was like, That's not his name.

Yeah, that's not-I knew it right away.

That's a Pro Bowl quarterback he's talking about.

Kind of like when Zaz earlier tried to talk with his mic off.

He was a Dolphins' quarterback. Look, I right now, just so that you know, if it were not clear to you guys who are so helpful in these circumstances about making sure to bail out an old man who made a mistake. I right now feel not merely nude in front of America, but also covered in feces. That's how I feel right now. So if you want to smear more feces on me, go ahead, because that's what just happened, America. I confused an assortment of black quarterbacks who don't belong in the Pro Bowl. That's what happened. All of them. That's what I just did. Vince Evans, too, was in there.

Your take is black quarterbacks do not belong in the Pro Bowl?

That is my take, yes. I'm doubling Yes, go ahead and aggregate me. I got a text message yesterday.

Sui dismissal.

I got a text message yesterday from one of those clowns at Shitstains' website that wants me to comment on something that they're doing with the racial wars. I wanted to comment, Yeah, you work for a shit stain. That's my comment. Thank you for continuing to do just exceptionally shitty work. If you're an extension of a shitty shit stain, that makes you in the turd business. You're a turd in the turd business. That's my commentary. But I didn't send any of that. Good quote.

Overcompensating for your racist mistake.

Yeah, that's all that's happened there. You're absolutely right. I'm in front of you nude and covered in feces, America. Look, I threw Warren Moon in there. Doug Williams was in there. Michael Vick was in there. And in the middle of it, I was defending him against dogfighting allegations. There were so many black quarterbacks in there.

Lamar Jackson overrated, am I right?

All of this is happening right now because the Pro Bowl wouldn't get the hell out of my face.

That's the reason. I am now immersed in one of my greatest shames as a journalist. After gasbagging and soapboxing in the last segment, Isn't Pablo doing good work, stealing the work of Hunterbrook and grifting off of it in order to show that there's a relationship with Putin, possibly? Then right after that, I just immediately go into the dumpster and create an amalgamation of black quarterbacks that turns Hunt into Tyrone. I know it's Tyrod. I know, Jeremy. I know. I know. I know you're quick. You smell the feces and you want to throw some more. I know. The death metal, Jeremy. I know it's not Tyrod, Huntly.

I don't like what the team did. They cut it up. I mean, I could play it, but we don't want to do that. I love if you did.

No, I don't like that.

It's just him and Tyrod Hunt. I mean, I know. It's been echoing in my head since I said it.

That's why I didn't like they did that. I don't know why I even played it. That was low.

We shouldn't have done that. It's just him and Tyrod Hunt. That's not the way to defend Shador Sanders in these two.

You want to play Zazis from earlier? The DraftKings thing? I have that, too.

Would that make you feel better?

No. No? Let's try. He messes up, too. Yeah, but it doesn't have racism in it. Let's see.

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Oh, no. It's not nearly the same. It's Draft. Yeah, it's not nearly the same.

I mean, you could play one more time.

You could play my mistake, but I haven't made any.

Play one more time. I want to see if there's racism there.

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No racism. Sorry.

I'm sorry to all black quarterbacks. I'm sorry to all credible journalists. I'm sorry to all public speakers, I'm sorry to all journalists who have come before me. This is a source of eternal shame. I am not sorry for Shitstein or anyone who works for it. Can you guys get me the video, please, that I was looking for when Diana Rucini was talking about the Harbaughs? Because I want to present to all of you something that you may or may not know. If you know the answer to this, please do not say it out loud because it'll ruin the video. But are you guys aware that there is presently a coach in the NFL who has more careers career rushing yards than Bo Jackson? Is everyone here- Head coach. There's a head coach in the NFL because an assortment of coaches were asked if they could guess who that coach was. But I'm guessing from the look on your face is that none of you think Andy Reid had more rushing yards in the NFL than Bo Jackson, but that there is an NFL coach who has more career rushing yards than Bo Jackson. And so an assortment of coaches were asked this question of, Can you name this?

Sean McVay, especially, was particularly perturbed. It was funny to see their reactions. Mcvay is perturbed because he's a bit of a genius when it comes to football history. He knows so much. It's a bit scary. He can do memorization games that are nuts. But also, John Harbaugh was pretty pissed here for a number of reasons, but including because he's stubborn. Not surprisingly, he's one of these guys, Don't tell me the answer. I'm eventually going to get the answer. That's the least surprising thing in this entire clip, right? That a Harbaugh What is, You better not tell me the answer. I'm a self-sufficient, self-made man. I don't need answers from the Internet. I know this answer. I know it. Don't give me any help with this.

Which current head coach has more regular season rushing yards than Bo Jackson?

Current regular head coach has more... You mean in the NFL? In the NFL? It can't be Campbell. Was there a quarterback? It can't be O'Neill. He never played, really. It's not Mike McDaniel. Pete Carroll. But that would have been in the other helmet days. No, not giving up. Not given up. Mike conference. Patriots, Jets, Jets. No, he played corner. I don't want you to tell me. What division is West? The West. Jim. Jim, oh my God, that's terrible. That is so bad. How does he not know that? Now, the original clip has a bunch of coaches, McVay and McDaniel and a whole bunch. Nobody could get it. It's shocking. That's a shocking to That's a shocking statistic, isn't it?

It's shocking, but Jim Harbaugh was really the only possible answer.

Well, for John Harbaugh to not remember, though, for him to get that many clues, it's in your conference. How do you skip right past your brother because you think so little of his athletic talents, even though he was the great quarterbacking athlete in your family? John Harbaugh pales compared to Jim, athletically. Jim Harbaugh played the hardest position in the hardest way. I'm sure he buries John with that all the time as his brother. And John, I don't know if John is younger, older. What is the age difference between them? I don't even know.

So Jim Harbaugh was like, Drake May out there?

No, but he was a scrambling quarterback. He was in his day. He could run.

And he played a long time. Yeah, when he was Captain Comeback, he also came this close, Chris, to take in the Indianapolis Colts to the Super Bowl. He had a Hale Mary that just squared it out.

He ran so much. I almost called him Tyrod. Tyrod Harbaugh.

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Don Levatard. How are you, Captain Slappy? Stugatz. Is this Chumbucket?

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Tony is in Hialeia, and I'm grateful for this because we wanted to show you. My father here, he had a factory in Hialeia that he ran as a fiber glass plant. I spent a great deal of my childhood in this city, and it is the fifth least affordable housing market in the United Hialeia. And Ben Affleck doesn't know how to pronounce it in the movie The Rip. Hialeia. Now featured on Netflix. Hialeia. Tony, where are you? What are you doing? And where are you taking us in a city that has a bunch of streets? And I don't think Waze will help you here because of the way that '86 turns into 54th without any explanation.

Good morning, Dan. We are here at the fountain at the entrance of Hialeia. As you can see, 100 years. We're celebrating 100 years of our beautiful city, the city of progress. Right now, I'm standing on Okeechobe Road in East Drive. I don't even know if you can find that on a map, but I want to see if we can throw to some B roll. If you're driving on the Palmetto and you get off on a 103, it quickly turns into West 49.

You got to be careful with that.

Inexplicably. We don't know why. We don't know why that happens, but there's evidence of it somewhere that's going to be on the screen at some point right now.

Yeah, you can't see what you're doing. So this is a little like skyscraper where El Duncan is yelling, Alex, can you hear us? No, he can't hear you. And then you ask him how he feels about being at the top of the scaffold.

I don't remember that scene. I just remember Will Sawyer. He was jumping from the scaffold onto the building, Tony. With a peg leg.

Yeah, with a peg leg.

We don't say that.

We can't say that anymore.

First off, first off, first off, do not tell me what I can't say after what you just did this segment. Wow. People in Hialeia were disgusted. Hialeia.

Thank you, Tony. I appreciate the support. Love the truck on that. Okechobe. Look, that's the sound of Okechobe. You're not on Okechobe unless you hear a truck farting exhausted. Laying out does give me the opportunity to thank me, allies. Tony-there it is, Dan.

Okechobe.

It's the famous... Okechobe is the most... It is the most famous street in Hialea, is it not?

Yeah, or West 49th Street, or some other random street that they have. Whatever.

It doesn't Okay, so are you going to do your top five? Are you ready to do your top five from the city of Progress?

Born and ready, baby. Let's do it. H-town, stand up.

Had a big point from an oil rig there. Yeah, I saw you got to ask the trucks for some... You got to keep doing the sound so that you get some horns from the trucks the entire time.

Okay, if there's I'm in a truck, I'll be on the look out. So if you see me do this, it's a truck passing by. We'll start off 1 Oli this week. Obviously, we only had two games to pull from. So 1 Oli, is there really a worse football name than Jake Bobo?

It's not a great name. That's a tough one. 17-yard countdown. Jake Bobo. Didn't belong in that game. Jake, come in. Just got a 17-yard countdown. I don't think you could say El Bobo anymore, actually, in Spanish either. I think it's in the realm of Peg Leg. I'm not sure. No, no way.

They cannot take bobo from us.

They cannot take bobo from us. I'm not sure. Bobo might be on the spectrum. I do. I'm not sure in Spanish. I don't know what the rules are.

No, no, no. I draw the line there. We keep bobo.

I don't think it's the line for you to draw. I trust Tony. I'm not sure. No, I think it's close to Pegleg. I think it's close. You've never considered what I'm asking you right now, which is I think that might be how we refer to a phrase that we can't say in English anymore.

Again, it's in Spanish. Nobody knows.

Nobody knows. Bop.

Jake. Jake bobo.

Yeah. I lay it. Yeah. You're going to keep getting honks. Number five.

Yeah, I'm going to get Hanks. All right, number five. Really? Mike McCarthy.

I lay it.

Okay.

That is shocking news from earlier in the program. Greg reporting that a dolphin source told him that Mike McDaniel is interviewing so much because of the... I can't even say it.

It should make the call.

The Tyrod Rooney rule.

Oh, no.

What happened?

Number four. I don't know. I want to stay away from all that stuff. I'm going to keep Bobo on my side. You guys deal with that over there. Number four. After the first drive, I really thought Jared Stidham was going to do a nick Boles. That pass. That had a 55-yard pass. I was like, There's no way. There's no way they got him off the street. He hasn't thrown a pass in two years.

It looked like it was on.

He's going to do this to the Patriots defense.

I thought it was on.

I was like, Oh, my God, they're going to route them. They're going to run them out of the building. It's going to be that bad. And then he threw a backward pass and shit himself, and that was that.

Dan's old like, I'm not watching this game. I refuse. I'm like, You're missing a classic.

Bad take, yeah. Bad take by Dan. What else was new, though? Number three, Drake May. Drake May calling No number, not telling anybody. Absolute huge, dragging, dangling cojones, Dan. You don't do that unless you know you're going to get that first down. And when he pealed off and that line backwards cutting, he was like, Oh, God, please don't let me slip here, because if I slip and we don't get this first down, things are going to be nasty. I got a peace sign from that guy at least.

That's not helpful.

Number two, the two quarterbacks In the NFC Championship game, produced the second best passing total in one game in playoff history. 720 yards combined between two quarterbacks. Only braided versus Foles and Super Bowl, whatever that was, I don't know Roman numerals L-I-I, had only more passing yards, 878.

All right. Put it on the poll at Leventhal. If anybody knows Roman numerals, let me know. Do you know what Super Bowl L-L-I was?

Whatever.

I don't think that's right.

Number one, L-L-I.

Lii, Dan.

Lii. Is that 52? Is L50? I don't know. Whatever. Not the point. Number one, this game produced arguably the best two wide receiver dueling performance ever in a conference title game with both receivers going over 150 yards and a score, something that has never been done before in a conference championship game ever.

Thank you, Tony. We appreciate that report. Yeah, the trucks didn't cooperate. You probably need to get a little closer to the street. If you want to get closer to Street. We can go and get more football information from you in about five minutes where you're a little closer to the street.

I could just do a highway sound, honestly.

Yeah. Okay, then just leave Tony there. Tony, please don't say anything. You just keep asking for honks, and we'll just have as ambient noise behind you for the next eight minutes, the sound of you on Okeechobe and Hialeia.

You got it, Dano.

Thank you. Are we using Roman numerals for anything else other than Will Fuller? Is it just Super Are Roman numerals now dead? No. Where are we using Roman numerals? They still use them in ancient Rome. Is it like cursive? Tony, I need you to keep quiet. Thank you, Tony. Tony, I need you to keep quiet.

No laughing where it works.

Tony, I just want to hear highway sounds from you. I think it's like cursive. I think it's like being able to tell time on a clock. I think that there are certain things that kids are not growing up with anymore. Are you okay, Tony? Roman numerals is one of them, where the Super Bowl is the only thing keeping the Roman numerals alive other than Will Fuller. Correct?

I missed when Pennsylvania used to use the Roman numerals. Felt big.

Vince thought it made them look old. Stupid.

Well, the Romans are that. Stupid man. The numerals are that. They are indeed old.

Yeah, but it feels grand when you got the X.

Put it on the pole at LevertsHockey Show, does it feel like grand when you have the Roman numeral?

When L gets in there and it doesn't look as prestigious. Right.

I agree. Why can't they just say Super Bowl 60, 6-0, which is what this one is. Because Roman numerals make it seem more grand. And speaking of old, Roy on the Hockey Show is revisiting what has to still be considered the greatest upset in the history of American sports, correct? If we are We're still talking 46 years later about what is the biggest moment in the history of American sports. It's the United States Hockey Team beating the professional Russians in the 1980 Olympics, correct?

Yeah, absolutely. We interviewed Jack O'Callahan, who was one of the defensemen on that 1980s United States Hockey Team. He joined us on behalf of Netflix, who has a documentary on the team. It's called Miracle: The Boys of '80. You can watch that interview on the Hockey Show's YouTube page at the Hockey Show DLS. I asked them, because we were talking about Herb Brooks at the end of the interview, what exactly is a Herbie? It's a skating drill where they had to skate from goal line to blue line. Suicides. Back to the goal line, to send ice, back to the goal line, to the other blue line, back to the goal line, back all the way to the other goal line. It's exhausting. You had to do it in 45 seconds, otherwise, you would have to do it again.

Herb Brooks would be banned today from anything that resembles professional sports by an Assortment of Unions. They did that for 45 minutes after the Norway. Herb Brooks would be illegal. The coach of the US Olympic Hockey team would not be allowed to do his job that way.

I watched Miracle. I showed it to my younger son for the first time last week. It's my favorite sports movie. We watched it last weekend. Movies, awesome.

Yeah, it's a galvanizing thing that happened for the team because it was a team full of rivals who did not like each other, and that switched to a unified team that did not like the coach.

That was legit, that scene?

That was legit, yeah. It'sput it on the poll at Lebitard Show. Are there more good hockey movies or more good football movies? I don't know how good the Netflix series is. Look, there are certain things in sports that make things the best, right? It's rare that you have regional identity around something or pride in something that is emotional for you in sports beyond the results of the game. But patriotism is always the best thing. It's why the World Cup is the best thing. It's not even regional pride, it's national pride. And so for this to stand the test of time with all the games that are being played 45 years later as the single of the greatest upset stories there's ever been, never to be detrown by any upset. Because what's close, it's Mike Tyson and Buster Douglas. What are the ones that you would point to and say, That's the greatest rival I've seen. Look, Indiana would have to be considered. The football season Indiana just completed, would go in that conversation, if not for the patriotism of nothing's ever going to go in that conversation, because it also has the political ties of we saw Russia fall when everyone thought that the Russian professionals were our greatest enemy.

Yeah, it'll never be topped. The Cold War, the pros versus the college kids. It was in Lake Placid. It was at home. It'll never, ever be topped.

Yeah, and the production sent the living members of the team back to Lake Placid. They had them sit on the bench and watch footage of what happened in 1988.

Old guys telling stories. Yes, they can inflate all the tales. They can just lie and wrap it all in the American flag. The American flag is never wrapped in lies.

Yeah, it was amazing. It's just a great, great documentary.

It also features the greatest play-by-play call of all time.

Yes, Al Michael. Al Michael still hasn't done better than that. The thing I wanted to ask you guys about, I don't know if you guys saw this, but Ariel Hauwani, it's fine to keep the highly dulcid sounds of the high- It's better than going to…

I would rather sleep to that than rain. I love this sound right now.

It's nice. Except you wouldn't want the honking.

You wouldn't get- Maybe not the honking, but it's the good stuff. Right here, while we're hearing this hum-Put it on the poll at Levitard Show, what is second place to New York in America in honking?

What do you think? New York is-I'm backing up. The winner, but I am consistently in my feelings about somebody honking to me unreasonably fast because we are a city of honkers and a lot of frustrated people out there in their cars, and traffic is super annoying, so tempers are frayed. But what finishes second place in America if I were to say to everyone listening, Hey, what's the second loudest honking city in the United States? Los Angeles. I don't think of Los Angeles that way, though. I don't hear a lot of honking in Los Angeles, and you would think with traffic there being as bad as it's, it's big and it's congested, but Why do not associate Los Angeles with honking? Miami's an angrier town. Yeah, it could be here. Miami's more frustrated. I think you're making that up, Roy. I don't think Los Angeles even has a honking reputation. Why are you making things up? It's just a big city.

It's because it's thought of a lot of traffic. So I'm with Roy. You just assume when there's a lot of traffic, there's honking.

Why would you do that, Tyrod?

Whoa, man. I'm getting HR, man.

What just happened? I can't believe I did it again.

Getting old, man.

I'd be filing a letter over to my HR if you could so kindly read that for me.

Nate McClouth.

That's all it says. No, seriously, there's... Open up this scroll.

Oh, wow. There's really something here. He just wanted to go with his own... Ahoy. The one you were inviting him to read. I have been repeatedly referred to as Pegleg in the workplace. Well, I'm For me, maritime enthusiasm. This be a step too far. Moreover, there be no known correlation between scurvy and them loss. Also, Dan confused two black QBs, and that should not go unpunished. Captain Jack bobo. I don't think you can say Will Bow anymore. I don't. I don't think you can anymore. That be me name. Tom Gorsalani. That good stuff. Hileia. Zack Duke.

Truck drivers have to be tired of that gesture, right?

Jason Kendall. Just keep playing Hileia as he does Pirates, Chris, and shut up. Hileia. Jason Bay. That guy got it. Hileia. Ryan Dumont. Hileia. Adam La Roche.

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I don't think Waze will help you here because of the way that '86 turns into 54th without any explanation. Good morning, Dan. We are here at the fountain at the entrance of Hialeia. As you can see, 100 years. We're celebrating 100 years of our beautiful city, the city of progress. Right now, I'm standing on Okeechobe Road in East Drive. I don't even know if you can find that on a map, but I want to see if we can throw to some B roll. If you're driving on the Palmetto and you get off on 103rd, it quickly turns into West 49th Street. You got to be careful with Inexplicably. We don't know why. We don't know why that happens, but there's evidence of it somewhere that's going to be on the screen at some point right now. Yeah, you can't see what you're doing. So this feels a little like skyscraper where El Duncan is yelling, Alex, can you hear us? No, he can't hear you. And then you ask him how he feels about being at the top of the skyscraper. I don't remember that scene. I just remember Will Sawyer. He was jumping from the scaffold onto the building, Tony.

With a peg leg. Yeah, with a peg leg. We don't say that. We can't say that anymore. First off, first off, first off, do not tell me what I can't say after what you just did this segment. Wow. People in Hialeia were disgusted. Hialeia. Thank you, Tony. I appreciate the support. The truck. Love the truck all the time. Look, that's the sound of Okeechovi. You're not on Okeechovi unless you hear a truck farting exhausted. Laying out does give me the opportunity to thank me, allies. Tony-there it is, Dan. Okeechovi. Yes, It's the famous... Oka Chobi is the most... It is the most famous street in Hialea, is it not? Yeah, or West 49th Street, or some other random street that they have. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Okay. So are you going to do your top five? Are you ready to do your top five from the city of Progress? Born and ready, baby. Let's do it. H-town, stand up. Had a big point from an oil rig there. Yeah, I saw you got to ask the trucks for some... You got to keep doing the sound so that you get some horns from the trucks the entire time.

Okay, if there's a truck, I'll be on the look out. So if you see me do this, it's a truck passing by. We'll start off one Oli this week. Obviously, we only had two games to pull from. So one Oli, is there really a worse football name than Jake bobo? Yeah, it's not a great name. That's a tough one. 17-yard Just got a 17-yard touch down. I don't think you could say El Bobo anymore, actually, in Spanish either. I think it's in the realm of peg leg. I'm not sure. No, no way. They cannot take Bobo from us. They cannot take Bobo from us. Bobo might be on the spectrum. I do. I'm not sure in Spanish. I don't know what the rules are. No, no, no. I draw the line there. We keep Bobo. Bobo I don't think it's the line for you to draw. I trust Tony. I'm not sure. No, I think it's close to Pegleg. I think it's close. You've never considered what I'm asking you right now, which is I think that might be how we refer to a phrase that we can't say in English anymore. Again, it's in Spanish.

Nobody knows. Yeah, nobody knows. Bobo. Jake Bobo. Yeah. I'm late. Yes. You're going to keep getting honks. Number 5. Yeah, I'm going to get Hanks. All right, number 5. Really? Mike McCarthy. I lit. Okay. That is shocking news from earlier in the program. Greg Cody reporting that a dolphin source told him that Mike McDaniel is interviewing so much because of the... I can't even say it. It should make the call. The Tyrod Rooney rule. Oh, no. What happened? Number four. I don't know. I want to stay away from all that stuff. I'm going to keep Bobo on my side. You guys deal with that over there. Number four. After the first drive, I really thought Jared Stidham was going to do a nick Boles. That pass. That had a 55-yard pass. I was like, There's no way. There's no way they got him off the street. He hasn't thrown a pass in two years. It looked like it was on. He's going to do this to the Patriest defense. I thought it was on. I was like, Oh, my God, they're going to route them. They're going to run them out of the building. It's going to be that bad.

And then he threw a backwards in a class and shit himself, and that was that. Dan's old like, I'm not watching this game. I refuse. So I'm like, You're missing a classic. Bad take. Yeah. Bad take by Dan. What else was new, though? Number three, Drake May. Drake May calling his own number, not telling anybody. Absolute huge, dragging, dangling cojones, Dan. You don't do that unless you know you're going to get that first down. And when he pealed off and that line backwards cutting, he was like, Oh, God, please don't let me slip here because If I slip and we don't get this first down, things are going to be nasty. I got a peace sign from that guy at least. That's not helpful. Number two, the two quarterbacks in the NFC Championship game produced the second best passing total in one game in playoff history. 720 yards combined between two quarterbacks. Only braided versus Foles in Super Bowl, whatever that was, I don't know, Roman numerals, LII, had only more passing yards, 878. All right. Put it on the poll at Lebitard. If anybody knows Roman numerals, let me know. Do you know what Super Bowl Lli was?

Whatever. I don't think that's right. Number one. L-i-i, Dan. L-i-i. Is that 52? Is L-50? I don't know. Whatever. Not the point. Number one. This game produced arguably the best two wide receiver dueling performance ever in a conference title game, with both receivers going over 150 yards. And a score, something that has never been done before in a conference championship game ever. Thank you, Tony. We appreciate that report. Yeah, the trucks didn't cooperate. You probably need to get a little closer to the street. If you want to get closer to the street, we can go and get more football information from you in about five minutes where you're a little closer to the street. I could just do a highway sound, honestly. Yeah. Okay, then just leave Tony there. Tony, please don't say anything. You just keep asking for honks, and we'll just have the ambient noise behind you for the next eight minutes, the sound of you on Okeechobe and Hialeia. You got it, Dano. Thank you. Are we using Roman numerals for anything else other than Will Fuller? Is it just Super Bowl? Are Roman numerals now dead? No. Where are we using Roman numerals?

They still use them in ancient Rome. Is it like cursive? Tony, I need you to keep quiet. Thank you, Tony. Tony, I need to keep going. No laughing where it works. Tony, I just want to hear highway sounds from you. I think it's like cursive. I think it's like being able to tell time on a clock. I think that there are certain things that kids are not growing up with anymore. Are you okay, Tony? Roman numerals is one of them, where the Super Bowl is the only thing keeping the Roman numerals alive other than Will Fuller. Correct? I missed when wrestling used to use the Roman numerals It felt big, you know? Vince thought it made them look old. He's stupid. Well, the Romans are that. The numerals are that. They are indeed old. Yeah, but it feels like grand when you got the X. Put it on the poll at Levertscheld show, does it feel like grand when you have the Roman numeral? Then L gets in there and it doesn't look as prestigious. Right. I agree. Why can't they just say Super Bowl 60, 6-0, Which is what this- Because Roman numerals make it seem more grand.

And speaking of old, Roy on the Hockey Show is revisiting what has to still be considered the greatest upset in the history of American sports, correct? If we are still talking 46 years later about what is the biggest moment in the history of American sports, it's the United States Hockey Team beating the professional Russians in the 1980 Olympics, correct? Yeah, absolutely. We We interviewed Jack O'Callahan, who was one of the defensemen on that 1980s United States hockey team. He joined us on behalf of Netflix, who has a documentary on the team. It's called Miracle: The Boys of '80. You can watch that interview on the Hockey Show's YouTube page at the Hockey Show DLS. I asked him, because we were talking about Herb Brooks at the end of the interview, what exactly is a Herbie? And it's a skating drill. Well, they had to skate from goal line to blue line. And suicides. Back to the goal to send ice back to the goal line, to the other blue line, back to the goal line, back all the way to the other goal line. It's exhausting. You had to do it in 45 seconds. Otherwise, you would have to do it again.

Herb Brooks would be banned today from anything that resembles professional sports by an assortment of unions. They did that for 45 minutes after the Norway. Herb Brooks would be illegal. The coach of the US Olympic Hockey team would not be allowed to do his job that way. I watched Miracle.

I showed it to my younger son for the first time last week. It's my favorite sports movie. We We watched it last weekend. Movies, awesome. Yeah, it was a galvanizing thing that happened for the team because it was a team full of rivals who did not like each other, and that switched to a unified team that did not like their coach. That was legit, that scene? That was legit, yeah. It's awesome. Put it on the poll at Lebitard Show. Are there more good hockey movies or more good football movies? I don't know how good the Netflix series is. Look, there are certain things in sports that make things the best, right? It's rare that you have regional identity around something or pride in something that is emotional for you in sports beyond the results of the game. But patriotism is always the best thing. It's why the World Cup is the best thing. It's not even regional pride, it's national pride. And so for this to stand the test of time with all the games that are being played 45 years later as the single of the greatest upset stories there's ever been, never to be detrown by any upset.

Because what's close, it's Mike Tyson and Buster Douglas. What are the ones that you would point to and say, That's the greatest rival I've seen. Look, Indiana would have to be considered. The football season that Indiana just completed would go in that conversation, if not for the patriotism of nothing's ever going to go in that conversation, because it also has the political ties of we saw Russia fall when everyone thought that the Russian professionals were our greatest enemy. It'll never be topped. The Cold War, the pros versus the college kids. It was in Lake Placet. It was at home. It'll never, ever be topped. The production sent the living members of the team back to Lake Placet. They had them sit on the bench and watch footage of what happened in 1988. Old guys telling stories. Yes, they can inflate all the tales. They can just lie and wrap it all in the American flag. The American flag is never wrapped in lies. Yeah, it was amazing. It's just a great documentary. It also features the greatest play-by-play call of all time. Yes, Al Michael. Al Michael still hasn't done better than that. The thing I wanted to ask you guys about, I don't know if you guys saw this, but Ariel Hoane, it's fine to keep the highly dulcid sounds of the high- It's better than going to sleep.

I would rather sleep to that than rain. I love this sound right now. It's nice. Except you wouldn't want the honking. You wouldn't get the honking, but it's the good stuff. Right here, while we're hearing this hum,Put it on the poll at Lebitard Show. What is second place to New York in America in honking? What do you think? New York is-I'm backing up. The winner, but I am consistently in my feelings about somebody honking to me unreasonably fast because we are a city of honkers and a lot of frustrated people out there in their cars, and traffic is super annoying, so tempers are frayed. But what finishes second place in America, if I were to say to everyone listening, hey, what's the second loudest honking city in the United States? Los Angeles. I don't think of Los Angeles that way, though. I don't hear a lot of honking in Los Angeles, and you would think with traffic there being as bad as it's, it's big and it's congested, but I do not associate Los Angeles with honking. Miami's an angrier town. Yeah, it could be here. Miami's more frustrated. I think you're making that up, Roy.

I don't think Los Angeles even has a honking reputation. Why are you making things up? It's just a big city. It's because it's I thought of a lot of traffic. So I'm with Roy. You just assume when there's a lot of traffic, there's hunk. Why would you do that, Tyrod? Whoa, man. I'm getting HR, man. I can't believe I did that again. Getting old, man. I'd be filing a letter over to my HR if you could so kindly read that for me. Nate McClouse. That's all it says. No, it's Seriously, open up this scroll. Oh, wow. There's really something here. He just wanted to go with his own- Ahoy. Instead of the one you were inviting him to read. I have been repeatedly referred to as Pegleg in the workplace. While I'm known for me maritime enthusiasm, this be a step too far. Moreover, there be no known correlation between scurvy and them loss. Also, Dan confused two black QBs, and that should not go unpunished. Captain Jack bobo. I don't think you can say Will Bo anymore. I don't. I don't think you can anymore. That be me name. Tom Gorsalani. Good stuff. Hileia.

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