Transcript of Postgame Show: Dan's Curl (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Juju's coming down for our watch party down here at Flanagan's on Thursday for the Ravens and the Dolphins. Game five. When is game five of the World Series? Jeremy, when are you doing your live stream with Chris Cody and others? When, when does game five get scheduled here?

That is tomorrow night, Wednesday night at 8 o' clock. We will be live as first pitch is about to happen. We'll be getting you ready. We have this incredible graphic ready for you guys. I hate that photo of Chris, Cody and myself. That other Emmy winner over there, Ethan, don't know who that is. Fonts are great. But yeah, we're ready for what should be a really fun night. I mean, look, game five. Ultimately, depending on the results, tonight could be the night that the Dodgers win the World Series. Or that means you have both teams going into two. It's going to be a lot of fun. Roy has just committed to doing it. Adnan is going to pop by. David Sampson may pop by. So we're, we're looking forward to continuing to add baseball friends. We have a lot of fun guests.

That might stop by.

I'm skipping bowling for this, Dan. Whoa. This is how important this is a big deal.

This is how important this is.

I got a text. I got a text from Chris that said, hey, did I commit to Wednesday? Well, I saw you announced it and I saw my name on it. Well, he did commit and I wrote to him like, I guess I'm skipping bowling. And I really appreciate that and so does DraftKings. He's bringing you this ball.

How does it go over with Greg Cody and his trick knee? He takes bowling more seriously than just about anything in the world. How does he feel about you missing bowling?

Well, he's out for two months, so I don't want to hear now we have a good graphic of it.

You know, I condone it. I condone it. I officially condone him doing the watch along instead of. Instead of bowling.

Can you.

You really bought into that. Thank you.

He petered out. Can you put your mask back on? You took it off after the first hour.

Sorry, it's at the dry cleaners.

I'm sorry, that's not true anymore. Looking forward to the Cliff Notes back in my day next week.

Thank you.

Put your mask back on. Juju, what do you have for us today? We're going to get to the polls with juju in a second, but where would you like to start?

I want to stay right here where we are on this baseball game. Contrary to. You know what I mean, the stereotypes I actually watched the entire game last night. I was up to the break of dawn and I got a couple of notes. Number one, Alejandro Kirk is a beast. This guy. He bro, put this brother on. Give him whatever contract he want next year. Because him in the big dumper. Goodness, grace, great take. He's fun.

I like this guy. Got one of those unda body types.

Right? Also Klein. Can we give Klein the biggest ones of the game award? Because him coming in the game, they kept reading how horrible he been. All they kept talking about this man be giving up all these runs, man, he is lights out in extra innings. Climb. Salute. Because he got in a crazy jam at the top of that last inning. He needed to be Klein, and he was Klein.

You are. You are so right. There were three pitchers in that game who have been terrible for a long time. Scherzer, Klein and Kershaw. And all of them, all of them ended up being good enough in that spot. Right?

And that was the last note I had. I have never been more nervous. Zaz, you. You. You mentioned this a couple of weeks with the movie. A couple of weeks ago with the movie, how you have secondhand embarrassment for people. Yeah, man. When I saw Clayton Kershaw and all he needed was that one out, I was like, come on, brother, this is for the UNCS around the world, man. And he got it done on that last low and away pitch. You see the.

You see the video of his wife watching on the last.

I think she was crying.

She was, yeah.

Should have been.

No, but she was crying like before he got. She was so panicked, right? Truly panicked. Just like knowing exactly what Dan set up, which is the exclamation on this. What Joe Davis kept referring to as inner circle. Hall of Fame career could end with blowing this game and blowing a World Series for a guy who had that playoff reputation. And he came through in the moment. It was amazing. And to. To Juju's point, not just Klein, but Eric Lauer. Just because the Blue Jays didn't get the win for four and two thirds innings for them and was dominant in extra innings. It was amazing. Oh, my God. Jeff Bridges.

That's a ridiculous. That's a great photo. It looks like you told AI, give me a picture of Jesus Christ pitching.

Thought he was gonna.

Never mind.

You told AI, get Jeff Bridges pitching.

That's what we did. That piss will be in the movie of Kershaw's life that last series. It will be in the movie just because he made it.

You will not ever be able to fail to get Me to laugh by putting up Jeff Bridges in a Dodgers jersey. I don't know why every time, but. But it really, really does. Before we get to polls, before we get to listener comments, can we get to transactions that people in sports would love to have a mulligan on? Assortment of choices here that you can help me with. Juju, I know this is difficult to throw at you, but you're pretty good library off the top of your head. What do you have for us here?

Yes, sir, off the dome, whenever. Zaz mentioned it early as well. The Vikings had Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones last year. What in the hell? I know they want that mulligan. So, yeah, it made me think of this. Okay, first of all, Oli, the Bills trading their pick so that the Chiefs can draft Xavier Worthy. I mean, why would we want to help them ever? They're the dark people. They're the dark haters of the world. There we go. Number 10, Markel Fultz over Jason Tatum. Get out of here. Also half of number 10, Ben Simmons over Jalen Brown. Number nine. This never happened, so don't look for it on the Internet. Dwyane Wade to Cleveland. Sorry, what exactly Never happens. Like Rocky Fox.

Anyone else confused still when they see D. Wade in the box? Score for the present.

Yeah. Number eight, the Cardinals take Josh Rosen over Lamar Jackson.

Damn.

Number seven, the Los Angeles Lakers trade for Luca Doncic.

So the Mavs want the mulligan on that one, right?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure if Nico had a crystal ball salute to Mario, he would definitely do things slightly different than he done. Got Cooper number. Hold the phone. Also. Yeah, right quick, since you said that, since Tony wants his credit for takes, I want to take this to the. To the bank as well. VJ Edgecomb, rookie of the year 100. As well as you feel me. And as well as the Bills will be way better on third downs once we get Brian Robertson Jr. And we start involving Davin. Not Davin Cook, James Cook in the passing game. Couple dump downs every now and then. Neither here nor there. Number six, the Magic traded Chris Weber for Scott Sky.

I have no recollection of that.

Look it up. And in the history books. Number five, the Atlanta Hawks trade Luca Doncic for Trey Young.

It's a hell of a list. This is a hell of a list juju's put together.

Pu. Number four, the Kobe Bryant. The Lakers trade Kobe Bryant for Vladi Divat.

Charlotte.

Charlotte Hornets.

Yeah, so Charlotte's the one that has the regret there, not the Lakers. Yep.

Yep. Charlotte Pu. Number three, the Portland Trailblazers draft Sam Bowie instead of Michael Jeffrey Jordan.

You got two better than that.

Yeah. Number two, the Boston Red Sox trade Babe Ruth for a musical and cash to the Yankees.

That is better than that. You got one better than that.

Yes. The worst transaction in the history of sports. The jets pick Zach Wilson over Jamar Chase, Pat Certain, Panay Sewell, Michael Parsons, Devonte Smith, Jalen Waddle, Kyle Pitts, Javante Williams, Nico Collins, Amanra St. Brown and two time super bowl champion Kadarius. Tony.

Excellent, excellent work. That was crazy. Do you have any listener comments for us here before we get to polls? Juju.

Oh, yeah, you're not gonna like this one, Dan. So you was mentioning earlier in the show about how when you wear a costume, you after the show you're completely. You have a headache and you don't even know what life is anymore. And Benjamin Sabalos from Twitter, king of Texas 1981 says, yo, get your boy Dan. He's tone deaf to how it sounds about crying about wearing. Hold on. I messed it up. I can't read. Hooked on phonics, ladies and gentlemen. Hooked on phonics. It's real. Get your boy Dan. He's tone deaf to how he sounds. Crying about how hard it is to wear a costume. Just a suit.

Some sunglasses, look heavy.

First world problems.

Okay. You just did a mask for one segment and then stopped doing it and just made the lie of sending your mask to the dry cleaner.

Greg, defense. In Greg's defense, it wasn't a bucket punishment. He did that voluntarily, so he did it an extra segment than he even had to for the good of the show. Dan.

Thank you, Billy. You wanted to be a man.

Wear a blazer.

Yes. A $40 jacket. Unbelievable. And by the way, the dry clean, when you send a mask, a rubber mask to a dry cleaner, you got to pick a specialty dry cleaner. Not everybody's going to do that. Great cost. Build a meadowlark.

The mask is right next to you. You didn't go to any dry cleaner. You didn't leave. You were here the whole time.

Where's the mask?

Nonsense.

Also, Dan, that curl yesterday, that little Superman curl you had dripping on your forehead, you might need to bring that back into the rotation because that was a good one. I don't know about the bucket hat, but that curl needs to be involved. Yes. Sexy.

It gave me a headache.

That's where the headache came from.

That curl gave me the headache. It was hardship. It was very hard.

It was handsome nevertheless. Also, we got breaking news out of the WNBA right now. The WNBA and the WNPA are extremely unlikely to agree to a new CBA by the deadline of October 31, per Ben Pickman.

You got to give him the breaking news sound whenever it is that he says he has breaking news.

The polls.

Let's update the polls at lebatard show.

Juju, did Clayton Kershaw look older than Sandy Koufax last night? 85% of the audience says yes. He did. Are there going to be a bunch of people in sports media today lying, saying that they watched the entire baseball game last night? Damn. 99% of the audience says yes. There will be last poll. Are cheese doodles harder to find than you think? 70% of the audience says yes. And those are your polls.

Thank you, Juju. Talk to you later.

Yes, sir. Pitch clock. Tune in, my man.