Transcript of Alley Oop 132: Chauncey Billups Sends SUBLIMINAL message, Trysta Goes Inside Blazers Locker Room, Wemby is an Alien

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Welcome back to the Alley Oopf. Look at my sister. Stupid dance moves. What's you call that one?

I don't have names for all the dance moves that I have in my arsenal.

It looked like the mashed potato.

It looked like the Mashed potato? I don't know whether that's a compliment or whether that's- Come on, man.

Is that the Mashed potato? Leave under the comment.

I think that's just me getting ready for the show. You know what I mean? It was just like a mannerism on beat. You know what I mean?

Right. If you- Wasn't really a dancer. Leave under the comments, Was this the mashed potato I was doing? Or leave, Hell, no. Or F, no.

It's the hand Hand-whipped mashed potato. I like it. Because this is just the mashed potato in my world where you just push a button and it goes…

Look, that's a great place to start. Hand-whipped mashed potatoes. That's exactly where everybody who been trying to guard Victor Wimbayama has been this season thus far. Hand-whipped mashed potatoes. My boy doing something that I ain't never seen every single game now. I thought he was going to give us four, five of throughout the season. No, this brother look crazy. He blocking shots, going down, going straight into the jump shot. Logo threes. Come on, man. If this man can stay healthy, he has an opportunity to be the greatest basketball player we've ever seen in the history of the world.

No, I think that's facts. I think he's probably the most unique player that we've ever seen. I think the fact that he is able to put up 40 and then on the next night give you nine blocks is insane. The fact that he's shooting 37% from three, which is probably better than 65% of guards in the league when he's seven foot five. The mechanics, the physics when you're arms are that long. We know what it's like when you try to shoot into the little kiddie. The little kiddie.

Straight cast for me. It's just this.

He doesn't have to even go up in order to shoot. Going from the logo Go, Coast to Coast, off the block, rebound. It's just getting ridiculous. I think he has a real shot. And I know this is three games into the season, and also it seems very obvious, but Victor Wemmiyama could win the MVP this year.

Yeah. I mean, he might should because right now around the league, outside of Luka Donchik looking crazy and ridiculous, there ain't no person that I feel like a team is going to have to rely on that's going to out shine Wemby. You dig? I know everybody like, Bam, he doing a great job with the heat. Even the Knicks, they got an all-star roster, but nobody is going to be able to… Antman. I love Ant-Man, but we all know. Ant-man is out for two weeks now.

Exactly. Antman is out for two weeks now with a ham string injury, which we can get to in a bit. But you talk about Luca. Luca is out as well with a finger and a hand. So Victor Wemby-Yamma is looking quite gumby right now, which means stretchy, which is A-O, which means Hey, he's probably not going to get injured in these other, briddle, older players. I mean, Wemby can do gymnastics type moves where he can touch his his toes to his forehead at that size. Insane. So, yeah, what we're seeing from Wemby, three for six from three, six blocks, three steals, 31 points against the nets. And I know it's the nets. And I know that they've only played bottom feet or teams right now, Mavericks, Pelicans, nets. But watch what he does to some of these other teams like the Warriors. It's going to be absolutely box office type stuff.

Yeah. I know it's the nets and whoever's but shoot, show me everybody else's numbers against the nets, the Pelicans and the Mavericks, if it's that easy. Not here nor there. Moving on. We touched on it quite briefly right then. Luka Donch is out for a couple of weeks, but in his absence, Austin Reeve.

Talk about mashed potatoes. Is there an NBA player you could call Whipped Mashed potatoes? More than Austin Reeves giving you 51?

Yeah, like Kelly O'Neill.

My man is... There's nothing. That's the only white food, really, that I like that much, which is white potatoes, whipped up with butter and sour cream, mashed. And that is... You feel me? If Austin Reeves was at the cookout, the plate he would be would be the whip mashed potatoes.

Yeah. What's your go-to food for Thanksgiving? I know about them a little early, but since you bought it up, what's your favorite go-to dish on Thanksgiving?

I love mashed potatoes. That's probably my favorite. Favorite one.

That's your favorite dish?

Yeah. Mashed potatoes is my favorite dish.

I'm challenged by that. Hell, no. You got fried turkey, we got roast turkey. We got macaroni.

Macaroni and cheese is up there as well. It's got to be done right. It's got to be done not by my brothers and sisters. It's got to be done by your brothers and sisters, where you take the fork to it and it goes, You know? And then when you put the spoon in it, it goes, You know?

A-yisna.

A-yo with that sound. A-yo. That's the sound Dylan would give the flag I think, too.

But Austin Reid, he's back on track. Austin Reid put up 51 on them boys the other night, man. He the real deal. I think he definitely earning that money that he want. You feel me? Day. Moving forward, it's going to be hard to put a little disrespect on his name because in LeBron and Luka absence, he getting them boys. Not only 51 points, but the W to go along with it.

He's going to be the white Kam Thomas, but with winning basketball. He's literally going to shoot 35, 40 times a night. The Lakers are cooked.

The Lakers are so cooked. Did you see Kam Thomas' stat line the other day? That boy had 40 points and zero assists.

I did see that. I've got him on my fantasy fantasy basketball team. And I was like, How does he not have that many fantasy points? And they were like, Because he has two rebounds, zero of assists, zero steal, zero blocks.

Bro, that boy, they asked him before the season. They were like, Do you see yourself being more of a distributor this year? Because you got Michael Porter Jr. You got a lot of new teammates to get involved. That boy was like, No. My job is to score. I'm sorry, man. Do you know who you're interviewing right now? Is that a real question? Oh my God. Also, over the weekend, I know it's been a couple of days right now, but I want to point out still the ridiculousness in this. Salute to Rob Dyrdek. Chancy Billings went to court In a clutch sports hoodie, bro. If I'm clutch sports, I'm, bro, if you don't take that damn hoodie off on your perp walk, what the hell is wrong with you, man?

To me, that's a big signal, right? Because- What's the signal? Okay. Somebody said that our guy, Damon Jones, his name, right? Yeah. He was tipping people off that LeBron James wasn't playing in games, right? And that there were other people tipping off that Chauncey was tipping off, allegedly, of course, is all legend, that- Yeah, alleged. That Damian Lillard wasn't going to be playing in a game. And to help people bet accordingly before that information became public. To me, that's like a cry. That's a shot across the bow. That's a cry for help to clutch saying, Hey, you guys better get me out of this because I know a lot about what you all are up to, and I know where the bodies are buried. And so we could go this way or we could go left this way. I think that was a very strategic, concerted decision to add the clutch to the perp walk. I bet you weren't even thinking that's the way the mob would do it.

Damn, bro. I don't know if that's a street code violation for Chauncey or not. When you get locked up and I didn't get locked up and I'm going to hide behind the bushes. Don't be like, Come on, Ju, they got us. Come from behind the bushes, bro. Come on. We are beefing forever after that. I'm so sorry.

Listen, I think it was just a little signal to send the big, big balls, big paid, highly paid attorneys from Clutch to help me get up out of this. Because here's the thing, Juju, and I know you want to move on, but there's a lot here. I was at the Portland game. Yeah, let's stay here. Against the Warriors on Friday, so I was able to get a little insight info.

Salute to Seattle Splitter, by the way.

Like, salute to master Splitter because he's going to have them boys playing super fast. Okay. For sure. I think the thing that's very weird is that But in order for Chauncey to get represented for the... It wasn't even the arraignment. It was, I think, just the indictment. He had to have a lawyer, right? And so he did. But we don't know anything about this lawyer. And the lawyer, I don't know who he's connected to, but that guy's most likely not going to be Chauncey Billups' lawyer in the Eastern district of New York, which is where he has to go to court for these crimes. So I think he's got to get a clutch attorney. And so I think he's navigating very uncertain waters. Number two, to that point, did you see that Ramona was at the game in Portland? We linked up.

Ramona going to be there. She's going to be there. Look, if you can bet your bottom dollar on anything, Ramona going to pull up on you, bro, and put the microphone in your mouth. What you got to say about this, little bruh?

My girl pulled up in an all-black turtle neck. You feel me? Come on. For the occasion.

It's great business. Like the rock.

She wasn't straight business like the rock. I said, You know one thing I knew is that there's a scandal. Ramona Shalbern will be there. She said, Yeah, I know. It's my beat. She went and followed Portland back to LA, where she lives, and she asked Tylu about this. Tylu has been best friends with Chauncey since Chauncey was 17 years old. They're like this. He was Tylu's assistant. And set the stage for you. Nobody is allowed to speak to Chauncey right now. He isiced out. He is persona non-grot. It would be like if they were like, Yo, you can't text you anymore. He's done. He's out. And I'm like, What? No, that's my dog. Not allowed to contact Chauncey, but Tailou is the only one who has. She asks Tylu like, Hey, have you spoken to Chauncey? I know that's your guy. Everybody else is not able to contact him. And he's like, Yeah, I spoke to him. And I know him so well. I know, based on the sound of his voice, he's good, and he feels very confident in his legal situation. And I thought to myself, that is a lot of support. That puts you square in Cash Patel crazy eyes's lens of scope.

Even if it was you, you who I love like a brother, I would be like, Listen, I loved you. I support you. He's one of my favorite humans. He's my brother. But I am not with him every minute of the day. That's it. I don't know.

That's cool right there. I wouldn't mind that right there because you put this respect and love on the front part. Look, that's my dog. Don't get me wrong. But I happen to not know any of what he do.

Yeah, listen. But Tylu is like, he's confident in his innocence, and I'm confident in his confidence. And it's like, Tylu, I've been on Reddit. I've been hearing, allegedly, you've been to go into some poker games, so you better just take care of home right now, Tylu.

Exactly. When keeping the real goals wrong, mind your business and stay out them folk B-Wax before you get stuck in there. You hear that from me.

Meanwhile, the Blazers are saying nothing. Tiago is like, I'm still processing what's happening. I don't know. I was in the locker room and none of the players came out before the game. You know how it is pregame? Everybody's in there playing music. They're getting dressed, they're doing their thing. They're whatever, right? You get 70, 80 % filtering in and out. It was my guy, Caleb Love. I'm late for something. That's what he said. I'm late for something. I got to go. It was Jeremy Grant. I'm also late. I've got to go. It was Denny Abdiah, who was the only one who came into the room and said, Hey, all. That was like an invitation. We all just circled around him.

Hey, what can you tell us? Denny always wanted to down talk.

Everybody Nobody else was not there in the locker room. That just speaks, I think, to how shell-shocked the squad is right now.

Yeah. Salute to him, man. You got to keep your mouth shut in these situations because once, like I said, once, Lacoste, no scre involved. Hey, Trista, I love your show, but... Oh, man, I don't know. I got a good kid in college right now, man. I like my kneecaps, but moving on. Well, we like to call this I'm like, Man, boy, stop. And it's always led by the illustrious Ms. Rebecca Donahue. The most viral story from the weekend, the most embarrassing story from the weekend. Hold on, I need to hold this while I say this because this is my doll. This is my doll. He got me one of these. He got me one of these. Salute to my brother. I love you, man. But I I got to report the news, bro. I got to report the news, man. Jalen Brown, Hairline Gates, road eclip, Ms. Rebecca.

Eighty-four, 65.

The foul call. My boy Dribble's left to the hole. O'giananobi with the defense and smudge right on his damn jersey. My boy, Beijing roll off right on his jersey. As big as the number 80 is on O'Giananobi's jersey is the Beijing smudge on that man's jersey, man.

Look at my man, crosses and he puts his head smerched, smerched right in the middle of O'Giannanobi's jersey. You know what I think it is, Juju, and you can tell me whether I'm wrong for this. His hairline might be okay. His hairline might be okay. But in today's culture for barbershops, from what I only see on IG and friends of mine, it's like the hair paint is necessary if you have any spots in your any little... It's like you have to have a fully painted head before you walk out the house.

And it's sad, too, because I know what my boy was doing. He got a little light spot on top of his hair. You could tell for a little while, man. But would I be willing to tell these brothers, all my brothers Especially Jalen Brown, man. Come home, man. She doesn't need to come home. No, but think about this right here. If you just come home, none of this even matters. I know you don't care about stuff like this, Jalen. I know you're a great guy. Your mind is on all the stuff, advancing the culture in the world and science and all of that. But come home, man. You got millions on millions of dollars. Bumper hairline, bro. Especially if you're going to be out there rubbing a smudge on O'Gianna Noby's jersey bigger than the damn 8, bro. We can't go out like this.

We can't do it. I think, or one, I'm surprised that he would care about this. I think somebody told him he needed to do it. It was his barber. Because I don't think Jalen Brown cares about these trivial things such as- That's what I'm saying. Covering up a spot on his head. Go bald. Don't think he cares at all. But I think also, before you go bald, I've seen on, again, Instagram, there is hair dye for the hairline that literally is like waterproof. You can just wipe it. I've seen it. If you got millions, don't get the stuff that you get at the local beauty shop, beauty supply store. Go a little bit higher tech because I know that it's possible that you can cover your hairline up and not smudge up O'Giann and O'Bee's jersey.

Yeah, you might need to go ahead and hit turkey, bro. Go ahead and do the little situation in turkey, bro. If you want your hair, but don't Because my Celtics are already looking like how we look this year. And you add on stuff like this, it's just like, come on, man. It's goofy. It's very goofy, but he's still an NBA champion, so we always got to keep the respect on his name. Moving on. Ms. Rebecca. Pull up on this, Ms. Rebecca.

I don't know what you want to say about this one. I just think that maybe when you do the D, you shouldn't touch the D.

A-o.

What the hell is this video? Just watch. Okay. Now, we might have to start vetting these videos.

Set us up, Juju.

Trista can set this one up.

I can set this up. All right. So Mr..

Grady Dick is guarding D'Angelo Russell and grabbed for the ball and got a ball instead of the ball.

But it's also like his name is Dick, and he grabs the D. I mean, it's a double D. It's really...

Flag. It's 15. All right. Personal five. Get him out of the game. Flagrant, four.

So, Flagrant. If your name is Grady Dick, avoid touching the dick. How about that?

Thank you.

Thank you for that. There's our lower- Let's go ahead and- There's our lower thing. Let's go ahead and move on.

We're moving on. Hold on. Hey, Grady. Hey, Grady. Hey, Grady. Boys, stop.

All right. There we We need to at least let them know. Just boy, don't. Please don't stop, Grady.

Never start.

Let's see. Let me see.

She's lost. She's done. She wanted that Jalen Brown one to be a boy stop, and it just wasn't.

Hold on. That threw her the whole thing off. But we good? No, I got something. We're going to talk through it. We're going to I'm not through your pain right now. Let me say, I got a lot of pain. Because when she got this look on her face, ladies and gentlemen, her computer screen is probably off right now. Her monitor turned off.

Here's one. This is the dog for the win. This is the dog for the win. Here we go. Here we go. Just watch.

Let's see here. A bird. All right. A bird. We got three. Wait on three cats. Oh, damn. Yeah, that's Tom and Jerry.

I didn't know cats did that.

Yeah.

Did you know if you put a- They're ready to pounce on the bird, and they got repounced.

If you put a cucumber behind a cat and then just wait, he will jump out of the damn- I don't think that's true.

I think that's just a viral thing.

I promise. It's true.

Do you have a cat?

No. I do. I can test it out later this week. I got to get a cucumber. I don't have those just in my fridge, but I can show it.

He's already used them all up.

Now we're just in small talk.

Let's not make that public information.

This is a disaster. This is a disaster. We're just downgraded to small talk. Does anybody want to talk about the weather next?

Are we concerned at all about the Nuggets? I'm not Juju, but they lose to the Warriors in overtime.

Yeah.

I think a lot of people were pretty shooketh at that, especially considering the Warriors lost the very next day to my Blazers. What is your perspective on this?

Look, I feel like we in October right now. It doesn't matter. You feel me? They can lose all the games they want to right now.

Hold on one second. Are you here at noon? Oh, it didn't get the system. Give me just one second. Thank you. Sorry. I'm getting kicked out, guys.

I think the Nuggets, man, they're going to be all right. We're in October. When they're going to like to have that 7, 6 seed going into the playouts, then they're going to smoke folks. That's how they do every year. So I ain't worried about them at all.

Me neither. Good show. How How about a boy stop goes to the guy who just kicked me out of the kiln? I'm going to have my new studio next week. Boy stop myself, girl stop myself.

Yeah, man. So thank everybody once again for tuning in and watching me and my sister week to week. If you don't know, if you're listening right now, please travel over to DLs Hoops on YouTube. Subscribe, like, comment, help your boy and your sister out, please. As always, thank to Ms. Rebecca and Dylan. I got you all back if you all need me. And salute to everybody that tuned in. Without you guys, who the hell are we? Thank you all for joining.

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