Transcript of GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
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Yeah, sure thing. Hey, you sold that car yet? Yeah, sold it to Carvana. Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy. The guy who wanted to pay me in foreign currency, no interest over 36 months? Yeah, no. Carvana gave me an offer in minutes, picked it up and paid me on the spot. It was so convenient. Just like that? Yeah. No hassle? None. That is super convenient. Sell your car to Carvana and swap hassle for convenience. Pick up these, may apply. God bless football Billy Gill. God bless football, Lucy. God bless football, Stugats, and all our listeners. Why are you being so shy? Look at you. I'm not shy. You can't see me. It's audio. I look very confident, everyone. Okay. The most confident I have ever seen you look. Wait, did you say confident or competent? Both. Okay. It's been a long day. It has. It has. Well, for you guys, not for me. You were shopping today. I did. But that's hard work. Yeah, I guess. Is it really? Yeah, you have to walk a lot. You have to carry That's heavy. Make sure you pick out the right things. If you get the wrong bags, just the placement, it's a whole nightmare.
I'm so happy that you guys didn't have to deal with that. Yeah. This is your cross that you have to bear. It's hard to be the hardest worker at this company, but I make it work. Yeah, you do. You bought me marijuana socks. Thank you. I did. I'm very excited about these. You got me Wolf socks. Billy loves socks. You know they call Billy Billy Socks? Yeah, everybody knows that. I've always said that. I've always heard that. I don't know why I'm holding this up. This is just on audio. I hold it onto a camera. Because it's been a long day. Super Bowl Week radio, right? I was going to say, I think we're coming off to the listener as a bit delirious because we're just stopping mid-sentence, not really carrying a conversation at all. That's okay. Lucy, you Are you enjoying New Orleans? Yeah, I'm having fun. It's pretty easy to enjoy your time when Venmo is paying for you to have so much fun. We have had a great time. I've bought a lot of things. I've seen a lot of people. I've walked I've lived a lot. I've lived a lot of lives since I've been here.
I met one of your best friends. You did. You met John B. Yeah, John B is great. He's the best. I love me some John B. He would love him, too. He's a top five friend for me, I got to tell you. Hopefully, I'll meet John B one day. He can meet him today. Great. He's right there with Funny Marco. Really? You and Funny Margo's friendship is one that I don't understand and wasn't expecting. Why? Because- Sometimes you got to ask the guy the right questions and just listen, and then you find connection points with that person. I wasn't expecting to find connection points with Funny Marco, but I ended up finding connection points with Funny Marco. The connection point that you found with Funny Marco that you have told me because I wasn't here yet for that interview. I don't understand how in the course of a 10-minute conversation would come up. I don't understand how in 10 minutes, you guys bonded over having ADHD. I gave him the recommendation of trying Adderall because he's never tried it. It's a burden living with it. He and I connected on just how difficult it is to live like that where your mind cannot rest.
That's where we found our connection point. I don't know. I thought it was fascinating and funny, by the way. This took a serious turn. It did. I'm going to let you in on something that Stugats has been doing behind the scenes that is not nice. Everal? No. You see these three hats that we have here in front of us? Yes. These hats, Stugats, when I got here, explained to me, are the gold, silver, and bronze hats. What he's been doing is, depending on how he feels the interview went, he's asking the guests to sign the hat, and he's ranking the guests in front of their faces without them knowing he's ranking how their hits went on the show. Only me, Billy, and the audience knows. It's funny. Wait, so The listeners, do they know which hat is which? They don't. Yes, they should know by now. Well, they do now. Yes. They may know by now. This is my tier 1, tier 2, tier 3 hat. The tier 3 hat has not been signed yet. It hasn't been signed yet. But so that you're aware, there have been people that have walked away that she got to not ask to sign a hat.
So they didn't even meddle. I assume those were tier three people, if I'm going to be honest with you. Well, a combination of tier threes and people who were in a rush to get to the next interview. Yeah. But the rush to get to the next interview, if it was a big enough name, he didn't let bother him at all. Because we got rap signs, and he'd go five minutes past the rap sign anyway. He's not too concerned with the whole going to the next interview situation. Also, I've been surprised to see who he's asked to sign this one and this one because he's asked some people to sign this one. You know? Name names. Come on. No, I'm not going to name names. Name names. But if they were good enough-It's Stalotto, right? If they were good enough, no, he was good. He was good, yes. Do you know Stalotto? I can't read any of these. Well, that's another thing is that I was asking him who signed this, and he doesn't remember who any of them are. I don't know who these people are. Yeah, no. He doesn't remember who they are either.
The Old Spice Man is on here. We met the Old Spice guy today, the actual Old Spice guy. I know who you're talking about, the commercials? Yeah. That's It's a stack. Okay, so we're sitting here and we're talking to Cam Jordan, and he's promoting Old Spice, and he has this little box that's like a fortune-telling box with the Old Spice guy in it. You ask it a question like a magic eight ball, and then it answers yes or no questions. While we're talking to him, the Old Spice guy is just standing right behind us and we're turning like, Wait a minute. Of course, we have to invite him onto the show. He's shirtless as the Old Spice guy always is. But he had a shirt, yes, just tied around his neck. Yeah, he had a shirt, but it was tied around his neck because he had a cape. But yeah, the Old Spice guy was just here walking around. We didn't address it on the air. Cane. Is it cane? Yeah, he walks with a cane. Yeah, he does. But it's not for esthetics. It's a necessity, I guess. Which takes away a little bit of the whole shirtless on a horse thing.
He stole the interview, by the way, from Cam. Yeah, he definitely did. Camp Jordan got nothing in. We were just talking to the Old Spice guy the whole time. So was Cam Jordan. He was only interested in talking to the Old Spice guy. Does he have a name or did you just call him the Old Spice guy? No, the Old Spice guy. Didn't ask. Never asked him. Just called him the Old Spice guy the entire time. He saw my hat as the Old Spice guy. Did he really? Oh, Yeah, it just says Old Spice. It just says Old Spice. Yeah, who knows? Then he wrote Old Spice. Yeah, it doesn't matter. His name's Old Spice. Someone has a beautiful signature. That was Eric Diggerson, I believe. Eric Diggerson. Yeah, he signs a lot of autographs. Beautiful signature. Yes, tier one. Wow. Tier one. I mean, if I'm going to be honest with you, that could have gone on the middle hat. Billy, he was good. Come on. Eric Diggerson. Yeah, very thick as it is. Yeah, I mean, nice. Well, it's time to ask Lucy to sign a hat. Well, you can't ask her to sign a hat now because be careful with that hat.
I don't know if you want to look on the inside of it, but that thing is filthy. Lucy is only a tier one to me. That is a very dirty hat. You're going to have to watch those hands. It's a tier 2 hat, Lucy. But why is it dirty? Well, because I've worn it. Anyway, so here's... Would you sign my tier 1 hat? Because you're tier 1 always to me. I'm wondering if tomorrow you're going to remember which is her signature. I'm not. I'm going to go through this with you and see who you remember. Do you know Sean Stalato? No. The agent? No. He's the agent for Tommy DeVito. I didn't know he had a name either. I thought it was just... Tommy DeVito's agent? Yes. Here's the thing. We talked to him today, and he was wearing a blue suit with red pinstripes. We were asking him about the suit. I don't know how we got to it. We were asking about the suits, and he's like, I had it made because I thought the bills were going to make a Super Bowl. He's like, So I had it made a month ago, expecting the bills to be here.
I already made it, so I'm going to wear it. He's like, Inside, you can't see it. It's all lined with Super Bowl logos and the bills. He's like, Are you ever going to wear that again? He's like, Well, hopefully I make it next year. I'll just have the inside relined. That put him on tier one. That is so good. He's met the Pope. That doesn't surprise me at all. He was incredible. The The Pope has met him. Yes. Well, the reason that he met the Pope-I think Solana views it that way. Hey, Pope, you met me. That's how you meet. By the way, he has an agent, just so you know. The agent has an agent? Yeah, the rare agent with an agent. The agent who doesn't need to give away 15% of He has money has an agent. He's an agent. I wonder, and I didn't want to ask him because I didn't want to upset him because he was so nice. Then afterwards, he's like, Let's take selfies. I was like, Okay, sure. What are you going to do with this picture? But whatever. I was going to ask him if he's ever had a situation where he had some agenting duties that he he didn't want to do, so he just passed it off to his agent.
You know what I mean? Hey, go take care of Tommy DeVito stuff. I'm not going to have the Pope. Exactly right. I'm in Italy. Then he complained about his trip to Italy to meet the Pope because he said he couldn't play golf. Like, buddy, you met the Pope. I would like to hang out with him socially. I think you would for 30 minutes or so. Well, we can. He invited us to a basketball football game. You keep forgetting about what he did. I don't know why because I can't imagine him playing football. It's weird. I'd like to go to the Sox store with him. Really? He forgot socks today. He didn't wear socks. He didn't wear socks. I have stress. We got to find him and give him socks. He can have damn socks. He just can't have my marijuana socks. We got to find him and give him socks because he was walking around. As he was leaving, I swear to God, as he was leaving, he said to us, Rooky move. I forgot to wear socks today. I don't know if I've ever forgotten to wear socks before. The thing is, he was wearing Jordans also.
I don't know why you would ever instinctually put your feet in sneakers without socks. No socks. But if we see him, we could give him socks. I think he'd like that. He would He invited us to some golf thing that he's doing in August or April or something. Yeah, you got his number. August or April. I think it's April. I think I wrote it down. Actually, I did write it down. It's 424. Hey, what do you do now that the college season is done? I don't know. Shop. Okay, good. Very good. Billy, who do we have on the show today? We have on Funny Marco. We have Chris Innes. We have Braxton Berrios. We have Rahm Mostert. I was on a flight with Braxton Berrios and Rahm Mostert, and I was as awkward as you could be. What did you say? I didn't say to Braxton. That's not awkward. Well, no, I didn't say. Well, I didn't say anything to Braxton. I didn't even know he was on our flight. Until a baggage claim, and I saw a little kid taking a picture of him. I'm like, Oh, that's Braxton Berrios. Rahm Mostert has been on the show with us 50 times, at least.
I was so awkward because I was like, I'm not going to say anything to him. I'm not going to say anything to him. Then I went and I introduced myself. I'm like, Hey, I'm Billy. He's like, I know who you are. Then I kept going like, No, I'm Billy, and I do the show. It's two guys. Billy, I know who you are. He wanted Billy to be normal. Yeah, exactly right. I have a He gave me so many opportunities to just be a normal person. I know who you are. You don't have to introduce yourself. I just kept giving more and more of my resume to him. Then I left. There was no substance. You telling him, Hey, no, but Billy. Yeah, exactly. I know Billy. Yeah, it's weird. He'll never forget you now. He didn't forget him to start with. I got to be honest with you. I think he did. No, he didn't. If I'm going to be honest with you. No, he didn't. But he invited us on his boat. He was a deep sea fishing team. I didn't even know that was a thing. By the way, Braxton Burios, if I wasn't following football I would never think that man is playing football.
He's my size. It's crazy. I mean, definitely better looking, though. Well, no, definitely better looking. I told him that I hope that Travis Kalzi broke up so he could be the it couple. Oh, wow. Well, no, I I think that he still wouldn't even be the It couple because of Josh Allen. Oh, yeah. They're next. I didn't ask about that. They're like number three. Yeah, this isn't going well for him. He doesn't really have a shot. They're engaged now, and that's probably for life. Yeah. Well, you never know. You never know. A 50/50 chance. People get divorced all the time. Do they? That's what I've heard. I wouldn't know anything about that. Hey, are your parents divorced? What? Coin toss. That doesn't sound like my parents to do that. Who are we going to? We need to find... Now I really want to find him. He's not going to let me get to a guest. No, because now I really want to find Solado just to give him his socks. You want me to text him? Yeah, he can literally have Dan's socks. No, we can... We just won't tell Dan. I mean, we'll see him.
You should text him, ask him, Are you still here? Okay. I will. You text him and be like, You're still here. We have socks for you. I am. Yeah, he can have Dan socks. You would love him for seriously 30 to 40 minutes. Yeah, I really feel like we'd be good friends. If I'm going to be totally honest, I could be exhausting. To be his friend? Yeah, long term. Well, then maybe he's more of an acquaintance. Maybe. But once you give him socks, I feel like you guys are bonded. Yeah, you're friends for life. I don't know if you can see this. This is this Stugats experience here on Radio Row where you're talking to him, but he always has an eye out for someone else. I texted Stellado. That's why you just asked me to do it. No, I know. I'm just saying he's always looking around. I'm looking for Stellado, so we can give him socks. He must have left because if he was here, we'd still see him. Yeah, that's true. Those are very nice socks. Are those dance? These are... Well, so Rose got them for me, and I told her I didn't like them.
Why would you do that? No, listen, I told her I didn't like them before she bought them for me. How did that happen? Well, so we decided that we were going to buy each other's socks as a gift. I thought she would like, she thought I would like. I got her a great stock that joked about Jesus and drinking, and she loved them. Then she looked at these, showed these to me and was like, Oh, my God, these. I was like, I don't like those. Then she bought them anyways. Then she immediately bought them anyways. That's why she bought them, though. Next time, say you love them. No, because I think she still would have bought them. I heard that she wants to drink a Scorpion later. New Orleans is not a good city for her, I think. I think that this place needs more rules because Rose just lives her life. She tried to sing at a piano bar last night where there was a performer already. Okay, so I got a text saying, Come out to where we are, Rose is about to sing, which I got in late, and I got to be honest with you, that wasn't going to be the thing that got me out.
I just assumed you're at a karaoke place. No, we were not at a karaoke place. We were at just a bar, and they had a guy playing the piano who I hope isn't listening to the show because not the best, but he tried really and the vibes were high. Was he bad at playing the piano or bad at singing? He was tucked away in a corner. It was crowded. It was hard. Was he singing? He was singing. He was singing, yeah. Rose asked him if she could sing, and she is a good singer, annoyingly so, because she doesn't stop singing because she knows she's a good singer. Is she a good singer for real? No, she's a really good singer. It just is so annoying because she knows she's a good singer, so she's always singing. But this person was paid to sing there last night. This person was paid to... Or he had his Venmo up so people could send him money. Roast was like, Can I sing with you? She can't play the piano, so he was like, No. I think she gave him a song request, and she sang backup vocals. What was the song?
I don't know, but she was just standing She was just standing next to him singing every 30 seconds, some backup line, and then someone else was allowed to sing. She got pretty upset because she didn't get to sing, and you had to Venmo him $20 to be able to sing. I I offered, I said, Rose, there's no better use of this Venmo money than to let you sing. Of course. But then she said no. It was a principle thing at that point. It all fell apart. Yeah, I think so. But she's always singing all the time. All right. Are you going to miss your Weekends with Rose? Yes. No. You're a liar. I am not going to miss the Wicked soundtrack over and over. We're not listening to the Wicked soundtrack. Have you asked her to stop? Yeah. No. I think people don't understand is we're not listening to the Wicked soundtrack and she's singing along. We're listening to music I want to listen to, and she is simultaneously singing a different song. She is singing music that we are not playing as we're listening to music. Is she trying to get you to put on what she wants to hear?
Or she just wants to sing that. Yes and no. She wants to sing, and she wants to listen to the Wicked soundtrack. But we have a strict no Wicked soundtrack. Because if you say, Rose, you can put on whatever music you want, she's going to put on a song from the Little Mermade. That's nice, but We don't know if we want to listen to that. No, not just to annoy her. I think she just likes the little mermaid. She really loves it. People like certain things. Delano said he left. Okay, well, then I'm keeping the socks for us. Yeah, sorry. Did you tell him we had socks for him? I did not. What did you tell him? I just said he's still here. He said, No, I left. What's up? And I haven't responded to what's up yet. You just write back, We had some socks for you if you still needed them. He's not going to come back for socks. No, I know, but then he'll know why you texted him. The same way Rose singing at a bar was not going to get you to go out last night, socks aren't against Delano to come back here.
No, he's not going to come back, but he'll know He'll be like, Wow, that's to God. He's really a good person. Oh, that's nice. He already thinks that. Yeah. Is that a voodoo doll? Yeah, I got a voodoo doll today. Oh, good. That's my second. I have two. Does he have a name? Yeah. This is... Dan? You don't have to tell him. This is Bowman James III. He went to Cornell. Really? Yeah. Ivy Leagues. Yeah, he's a smart guy. Good for him. Yeah, he has a bright future ahead of him. All right. Billy, throw it to a guest for us. Coming up. Who's his voodoo Someone we spoke to today. All right, Funny Marco is with us. Now, you asked me, you sat down, you said, Which one? Which Marco do you want? I thought there was one. I thought it was just Funny Marco, but apparently, how many Marcos are there? Seven. Seven of them. Can you name them? Yeah. One of them is Marco, and then I got Ricky, and I got Taylor Swift. Right. I'm a Swift. Okay. Travis, Kelsey. Patrick. I'm a Patrick, too. Patty. I'm on my homes. Then you got Marco Somers.
What happened to Pacheco? I thought there was a Pacheco there. Yeah, Pacheco is a little injured right now. Yeah, a little injured. I'm fighting through it. I am told that you are someone who likes to ask awkward questions of people. I'm thinking maybe at the end, if you just want to ask me a series of awkward questions. Oh, yeah, I definitely could. I would really try to just get to know you. You're a Chiefs fan, man. Yeah, I'm a Chiefs fan. I've been a Chiefs fan since Trent Green. Marco, I got to be honest with you. What you just said to me right before we started taping, Hey, it's just another game. You're a spoiled Chiefs fan is what you are, man. This is not just another game. It's the biggest game in the history of games. Yeah, but it doesn't feel like a big game. I feel like Because we already know what's going to happen. It's like, why? It's that. It's like when you eat, you just know. Okay. It's like you're getting excited to get in the shower. You know you just got to get in there. You know? Yeah. It's just like that.
You got to do it. You already know the outcome, right? Yeah. It's hard to get excited about something where you already know. 4138. Really? That's going to be the greatest Super Bowl in the history of Super Bowl's. 4138. Wow. That's better than the last game. Yeah. You should have lost that game. Wow. Shida is not in our definitionary. No, it's not at all. How did Funny Marco become Funny Marco? It became Funny Marco with... I went up to who you are. I feel like sometimes when you are a person that deal with any type of struggles, sometimes you get picked on for that. But sometimes accept them and understand that this is a part of life that I'm born with. I feel like once I learned my struggles that I was at and nobody could make fun of me, I was able to be funny, too. You know what I'm saying? Sure. You can't let me down. That's sad. Anybody in the world that's out there, if you're dealing with anything that you feel like it's hard, just sometimes accept it and understand this is how I'm made and don't let nobody tear your... Embrace your imperfections is what you're saying.
Wow, that's a big word. I wish I knew that. You know that word, Marco. Embrace your... See, look, I told you, like, imperfection. But you're saying embrace those? Yeah, embrace it. Almost make fun of those. Yeah. Stop taking yourself so seriously. Exactly. Has it helped you? On a personal level, has it? What do you love most about doing it? Because you're helping a lot of people, right? I say now I'm at a point I do stand up to as well. When I actually talk to my audience, I'm sharing them who I am and what I go through and also letting people know no matter what race you are, we all go through the same thing in just different reasons. You hear what I'm saying? I understand that love yourself and put God first, and that's the most important thing that's going to get you there. Were you picked on? I say, yeah, because I struggle with reading and spelling. The thing is, and I always say the word wrong, and people laugh at me, but it's funny, but I deal with this. I'm dyslexic and also ADHD. With those things-So you and I are similar.
I just got to be honest with you. Yes. But I've embraced it. I got a whole career out of this thing, to your point. I did, too. Yeah. When somebody-You and me are the same. Look I don't like spelling. This is not me. I don't like spelling. I'm allergic to spelling. I don't like spelling or reading. But again, I know the basics. I know the basics, but don't give it to me. Let somebody else do it. Some people are good at that. I'm good at other That's that. Embrace your strengths. Yeah, that's it. Do you find that doing what you do? Because I told you, right before we came on, I watched last night for the first time. I was laughing. I have no idea why I was laughing. But as someone who's ADHD, it has to feed that a lot, being able to do it the way you do it. It feels good, right? It's your mind always wondering. It's like me when I go to sleep, right when I lay down and I start thinking about the stuff I haven't done. Your mind's racing. Yeah, so it's always that. I'm like, What do I do to slow it down?
I do want to slow down sometimes because I overthink. When I'm cleaning up, I'm cleaning the bathroom. I'm like, Oh, yeah, my bed not made. Then I make the bed, I'm like, Oh, it's nice. I need to get back to the bathroom. I get to the bathroom, I'm hungry. I get food and I'm done cleaning. It's a horrible way to live, though. But to your point, no, and I'm going through it as well, but to your point, just accept it. It's the way you're going to live. Because some people are not. Then you get a girlfriend, she's like, Why are you not finishing tasks? I'm not a task finisher. I cannot finish the task. Do you take Adderall for your ADHD? I want to. I actually want to. You've never taken it before? No, I haven't, but I heard it's the thing. I was diagnosed with adult ADHD. I took Adderall for the first time, okay? My wife calls me. She said, What are you doing? I said, I'm cleaning the house. I could stop moving. I'm taking out the garbage. I'm I'm doing the dishes. I'm doing all this while I'm working, right? But I will tell you that it really helped.
The thing is, they said, okay, if you take it, will you be you? I'm like, Oh, that's a good question. Would I change? Would I not think how I want to think? Would the creativity go away? You'll be a smarter version of yourself. I'm not saying you're not smart now. Yeah, but it just opened a new side. I do a show with this guy, Dan Lebitard, and he's the smart guy on the show, the pillar of journalism. He's way smarter than I am. But for the first month that I was taking Adderall, fans were emailing in saying, Wait, what is happening? Is Stu got smarter than Lebitard now? Yeah, wow. I said, I want to find me my nearest doctor and go for it. I do want to go. All right. I'm telling you to tell me. That's all I could tell. You're promoting yourself and your comedy tour. I love that, by the way. You also have a 2025 Chief's Champs tattoo on your leg. Yeah, I do. I'm assuming you already have it there because you know what's going to happen. I'm going to show you a video of it. Are you really?
I went to the casino, too, and put my thing in. What have you been getting into? Why you pull How about the video? No, my tattoo. I got to show you my tattoo. It's right here. Wow. That's the 2025. Even though the game hasn't been played yet, you have so much confidence that you- Then also, I got three of them. I love you, man. I do. I love you. I got three of them. I love you, too. I got three tattoos I have two tattoos. And the Chief's. If I don't get them, they're going to lose. So I had to get them. Wait. So the first two Super Bowl, you got the tattoo before the game? Yeah, before the game. I already get it before. So naturally, you have to do it again, right? Yeah. Now, what It happens if they do lose? No, it's not no if. It's not a if. This is what's on my leg. What if they lose? We can whisper about it. Oh, wow. That was right before. That's like a sleeve. Yeah, man. That's the bottom of my leg. That's before we got it. That is very cool. That was February seventh.
That was before the Super. He timestamped it. Yeah. It's just a show. Yeah, let him know. Are you enjoying all your success, man? Yeah, I am. Especially being from Kansas City. Kansas City, we don't have a lot. All we got is barbecue in Kansas City Chief. This is really a break for us. I feel like this is dope. I do wish the Super Bowl could stay in Vegas. Why? Because Vegas was just a great experience. I'm not saying that this is not But it was just like, there you can hotels, enough hotels. It was a lot of big casinos. You met a lot of players because I got to meet Baker Mayfield, and they were just all in the room. They were out. It was more of a city where you're more comfortable walking out. Baker Mayfield was really great, and it was dope. I really like Baker Mayfield. I wish he can come play for the Chiefs and be behind Patrick Mahomes. Behind Patrick Mahomes, yeah. It'd be good. Why would Baker do that, though? To get a ring. Because you like him to get a ring. To We're going to get a rig.
Is there an athlete you've met or a celebrity you've met that you were in awe of? You were like, Oh, my God. It can't be Baker. We got to aim bigger. Let's aim bigger. Steph Curry was great to run into. Do they notice you? Yeah. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, my God. Chris Jones. Chris Jones is really on the animal on the field when you hear him, you're like, Yeah. I'm like, That's your real voice? And he's just like, Yes, it's me. I'm Chris Jones. Not very intimidating, right? I'm like, Hey, that's your real voice. That's the guy who's got 18 sets a year? Yeah, it's me. I'm on the field. I'm a different person. I was like, Wow. Oh, Mike Tyson. Oh, my God, I was scared. Did you see the clip? No, I did not see the clip. We have had Tyson on our show several times, and he threatened to kill my co-host. Oh, my God. He told me, get up, and I got up. Mike Tyson scared me. When Mike Tyson tells you to do something, you do it. I got up. How cool is that? People are recognizing you for what it is that you're doing.
In your wildest dreams, you could not have imagined that when you first got started. Yeah, I feel like it's so... I put so much... And you probably understand why I put so much pressure on myself. I feel like it's so more to do. I also just be grateful of what I am getting. I feel like it's so more to be grateful for. I just always like working. Some people ask me, like I told my friend, if I had a chance to get a billion dollars in one day or I can get a billion dollars for sure for working, what I'm doing, I'm going to take the working route. You would take the working billion dollar over the free billion dollars? Yeah, I do. I think I take the free billion dollars. I don't know. But then it's born after that. Yeah, I guess you're right. You get it. Yeah, but the billion dollars will allow you to create whatever it is you want to do work-wise. But why not just get paid the billion? It's just like, I don't have to work no more. It's just like, some people, and I feel like it's It's a Gemini thing.
Every Gemini is actually keep going. Also, people that's creative, too, outside of the Gemini, like you, just being in that field of creativity. I love to leave a mark. I love to leave memories with people. Leaving something with people is the most important thing because we're not ever going on. To be grateful for life is very, very important. The wanting to do more, the next thing, is that a-It's a gift and a curse. I was going to ask you. Yeah, it's a gift and a curse. That's why I feel like with me. I feel like I'm not doing it. Because you want to turn your mind off, man. Yeah. But you can't turn your mind off. Yeah, because even when I'm asleep, I'm still up. You know? Right. Yeah. Do you watch back at your video? I don't like watching myself. Really? You don't like watching yourself, do you? No, I don't. I don't like listening to myself. Me either. I don't. I do stand People are like, Listen over to this, and it's so hard. I can't. Yeah, but that's how you perfect it, I think. Exactly. If you have the willingness to go back and listen and be honest with yourself, you can actually get better moving forward.
I haven't only watched one interview of my life over. Wow. Wow. That's crazy, right? Yeah. The Comedy Tour. Tell us about it. It's getting people to know me. I also like that I cater. Because you feel like they don't know you behind the YouTube. They know a part of me. Right. They don't know you. But they don't know I'm making it a person. They don't know you the way I've gotten. It's really a real-life energy thing. So, again, certain people will be like... And Kat Williams said this, and he was on a podcast with Theo Vine. He was just like, When people meet you, they feel like they already know you. He said, Because I'm putting out the real me on this side, and some people can't do that. I feel like I put the real me every time I meet anybody. You've done stand-up, though, Yeah, I'm on tour right now. Does it make you nervous when you do it? I first did because I didn't like talking around a lot of people. Now that I'm just like, it's my gift and it's my calling, that's what I'm doing. You gain confidence, right? Yeah, I did.
You stack confidence, you stack success on top of success, and suddenly you're speaking in front of millions of people, right? Yeah. Isn't that funny how that works? Yeah, it is. I want to play a game with you, man. Promote the tour, by the way. Tell people where, if they want to see you. I think I don't remember dates. I don't. I don't know where I'm going. I love you. Same here. I don't know. Listen, you and I are best friends. Yeah, I don't. Can I do a show with you? You definitely, yeah. I want to come on your show. No, you do stand up? No, but I can wing it. I mean... Yeah, that's how I feel, too. You get in there and you just winging it all day. I want to ask you a series of questions. It's a game called Marco or Mark No. Okay. Then you ask me a series of awkward questions. Okay, I got you. Let's go away. Peeing in the pool, okay? Marco or Mark No. Marco. Marco, yeah. You pee in the pool. Who doesn't pee in the pool? I'd rather pee in the pool than the shower.
Yeah, exactly. How about peeing in the shower? Yeah. Yeah, Marco. This is going to be a bit farting on a plane. Marco or Markno. Okay. Can you do it? Which one? Farting on a plane. I farting on a plane. I haven't got Mark No. I ain't got that because I feel bad because I know they're going to know it's me, and it's just going to be bad. And you're too honest. Margot would fart on a plane and say, It was me. Yeah, I can't do that. That's Mark No. That's Mark No. Catch up on a hot dog. On the hot dog, no. But dip in hot dog, yeah. You're okay with that? Yeah. All right. K ketchup on steak? No, barbecue. All right. I almost divorced my wife because she got ketchup with her steak. Yeah, I can't be with that. I'm not going to ask you who's going to win the game because you already have a tattoo telling us who's going to win the game. That's it. Do you have any awkward questions you want to ask me? I want to know, what does it take to be a great dad? Because I know you're one.
How do you know I'm a great dad? I just know it. What does it take? What does it take? You got to put the time in, man. It's got to be real-time. It's got to be like, your kids can't feel that while you're spending time with them, your mind is drifting off elsewhere. That's hard for people like me and you. The way I do it, I just put the phone away because the phone triggers all the bad stuff. The notifications, the text, the work, the this. It's just being in the moment with your kids and being there with your kids and making sure they know that this stuff, that what we're doing right now, you and I, this ridiculous bullshit is not nearly as important as spending time with it. My next question is, how do you handle being a person to say yes, and then when it's time for you to get a yes, you don't really get that back? I don't handle it well. Yeah. It's a great question, man. Yeah, I know it. I say yes to everything, and then I ask for one thing, and That's my relationship with Levatard. I told you.
I know it. I know you. Listen, I'm going to leave Levatard. You and I are going to start a show. Yeah, no, we are. The big boys. Yes, it's gone. Growing up. All right, man. I hope you get to celebrate. I hope you get to celebrate. Well, you will. I know, we will. You're already celebrating. The hope is out. I don't ever hope for nothing. I love that the game has already been played in your mind. Yeah, it is. 31, 41. Remember that? Mark my words. I thought it was 41, 38. What I say last time, I'll be tripping, okay? I lie, too. I lie so damn good. So do I. I believe it. When you lie so good, you just believe it. I'm going to hug you. I'm going to hug you right now. I am going to hug you. Yeah. A couple of liars. Yeah. That's the good thing about lying, I do it to protect them, not me. Yeah. Sometimes I lie just because I just want to be a part of the conversation. How long you been lying? My whole life. Yeah. I've been lying for 31 years. Guess how old I am.
31. Right out of the womb, right? Right, that's it. Yeah, go ahead. Okay. Make sure you guys check out this episode. Make sure you follow them. Make sure you like, comment, subscribe. This is the best show ever in the whole wide world. They also had great people on here from Shaq, from Michael Michael Jordan. Everybody's been on it. This guy is great. This is the one person that you should sit down with. Thank you, bro. What's your name again? Stegatz. Oh,. You remember mine? We've never had. I never even get to ask your name. We never had Michael Jordan on the show, but I appreciate you saying- They don't know. Okay, they don't. Don't ever. Never had Michael on the show. We never had Shaq. We did have Shaq on the show. Shaq doesn't like me. He sends me threats, direct messages. Okay, yeah. He sent me a kick my ass. Because you're that guy. Because I'm that guy. I love you, bro. That's it. I I'm going to be a funny markup, man. Back to you guys. This has been unbelievable. And then behind us saying, wrap it up. So that's what we're going to do because we could have win all day.
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So Rahim's wearing some glasses. He's here on behalf of GoDaddy. We'll get to all this in just a second. We all have to put these glasses on, right? Is that the deal? I'd love a pair. Look at these ones. Why are you looking good, bro? These glasses. What glasses are these? These are Walton Gaugin Gogel glasses. Walton Gaugin is the actor, and he created these glasses. We can get into it, all that stuff. But yeah, man. I'm looking good, huh? You are. Not as good as you. And certainly, definitely better than Billy. Why did he give you so much time? You see what I'm dealing with? This is what? What do you mean? He has to deal with a lot. This is why I go up to people like, You don't know who I am. I'm just a lowly person. The only reason I went up to him to even say hello was because other people were talking to him, and I was like, okay. No, you actually saved me, though. I'm not going to lie. Oh, he got you out of something. It seemed to be going on a little long, if I'm going to be honest with you.
He saved me. It was going on a little long. I was like, Just come in here, interrupt real quick on the way out. He's like, Hey, Rahim, I'm Billy. I'm like, I don't know what it is. Maybe because you thought you were incognito with your glasses on. I'm like, Billy, what did I say to you? I was like... I know who you are. To be honest with you, I still wasn't certain. At what point did you approach Rahim? Was it after the flight? It was after the flight at Bagage Plate. I'm wondering if Rahim saw you and noticed you, why he didn't come and say hi to you. He didn't see me and noticed me. I didn't see you at all. That's what I'm saying. You're saying at the point of contact, that's when he noticed you. It was the absolute last second possible. I had already grabbed my bag and I was on the way out. I was waiting for my bag. Hey, I just wanted to say hi, whatever. He's like, I know who you are, and I still continue to explain. I'm like, Yeah, I do. It's two gods. I know who you are.
But really, we've had multiple conversations. We We're only 10. But here's the thing. I've seen you on Zoom. We've communicated on Zoom. But we blew you off multiple times to play golf. We never did that. No, I did that. You invited us one time to the clubhouse to hang out. We didn't to go to that either. I did that. We're not going to put that on you. That's not how it works. I appreciate that. Our homebody, Ray Mustard, is with us. What are you doing with GoDaddy? Tell me about it. Yeah, so GoDaddy, I partner with them. To believe it or not, guys, I have a fishing team. What? Really? I'm part owner of a fishing teams. Wow. You guys ever want to go out? Yeah, let me know. What do you fish? Blue Marlin. We go out deep sea fishing, man. Where do you go out? Really? Out of Fort Lauderdale. Okay. Yeah, Fort Lauderdale. Wait, so what's a fishing? You compete against other fishing teams? Yeah. I joined S&OP I went to the SFC last year. They did the catch. It was like the celebrity fishing tournament, and I joined that with Alvin Kamara, and we ended up purchasing.
He bought a team in New Orleans, and I bought a team that was North Florida. It's the East Coast Remix Angling Club. With GoDaddy, they have a platform. It's called GoDaddy Aero, and it's an AI technology that helps small businesses promote and elevate their business. That's why we're wearing the shades because Walton Goggins, Gogel Glasses, he used GoDaddy Aero to help his small business in his shade. I ended up doing that as well. Very cool. I'm partnered with them. It's pretty cool to help my fishing team, but also help my personal website and everything like that. Do you go out and fish with the team or no? Not yet. I was supposed to a couple of weeks ago, but I ended up getting busy. What's going on over here with you? Yeah. But I'm okay. There you go. I got it right. What's the fish? You don't fish. You're just a captain of the team? No, the owner of the team. Owner of the team. You oversee the team? Yeah, but I do fish, though. How about we get a rod in the water, Rahim? Let's go. Let's do it. Yes. It's the same guy that was supposed to be going out there golfing with me, right?
Exactly. I'm going to tell you I'm going to join you and go fishing. All right, let's do that. But I'm not going to be there. Here's the thing about fishing, though. Once you get him there, he can't leave. He's on the boat. That's fine. I'm not good at fishing, man. Really? Yeah, I can't hook the worm. I can't do any of that stuff. I'm not hooking worms when you're catching. Really? I don't know what it is. You're hooking other fish. Wait, what fish do you use? A live fish. Just live little small fish, man. You got to use the small fish in order to get the big fish. I'm sorry, I forgot I'm talking to the captain over here. Big deep sea fisherman over here. So, yeah, man. It was a match made in heaven. I was presented the opportunity to own a fishing team, and I decided to just jump right on in. Yeah, it's been fun. Did you like fishing before? Because I imagine you get a lot of opportunities like that. He serves. He loved the water. I love the water. Anything that has to do with water, I'm in it.
I'm doing it. When I was younger, I did... My first sport, honestly, was fishing. We go out and do bass fishing in a local pond, and then I would go over to the jetties off the beach and fish for some good fish. Yeah. Yeah, man. Are you catching a least guy? Catching cook guy. Yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. Wow. You enjoying this week? You love New Orleans, right? Yeah, I'm enjoying this week. Love New Orleans. Been here. Food's great. Yeah. Yeah, food's great. People are really nice here. I know. The hospitality is-Unlike Florida. Florida has its perks, though. There's ups and downs. There's fishing teams. Yeah, fishing teams. But it's all good, though, man. How frustrated. This season had to be frustrating for you. We haven't spoken to you because you had that injury week one, then we didn't see you for a while. You led the NFL in touch downs last year. So take us through the emotions of what this season was like for you. Now, this season was very tough, personally. I was going through injuries, but I was shaking back, but it just felt like nothing was on the same page on the offensive side and from a team standpoint.
But that's just how it goes. That's how it goes in the NFL. But you have your battles ups and downs throughout the season. Look, we lost some important games early on, and we were just trying to play catch up the entire year. We didn't get the job done, but that's how it goes, man. Tarek Tariko is a good friend of yours. Absolutely. He was really frustrated right after the season, and he said what he said. We don't need to go over it. But do you have confidence that Tarik Hill wants to stay with the Dolphins? Yeah, he wants to stay. Being a competitor, you're in that spot where you want to win, you want to be successful. He already has a Super Bowl. He won. He knows what it takes to get to that level. With us, it was tough because we're looking at the scoreboard, we were watching the Broncos play. The Jets had the Broncos game up the entire game. We're like, All right, they're up 30-0 against the Chiefs. The last game of the season, they're going to the playoffs, and we can't do anything about it. From that standpoint, it's just frustrating watching that and still having to go out there and play and compete and put our best foot forward.
At the end of the game, when he makes those comments, man, he's just bummed out. It's the competitive nature. I would have said those things, but I I don't have enough courage to go up there and say that like he does. I don't think people realize how raw the emotion is right after a season's over. Yeah, that's super raw. That's super authentic, though. That's how he feels. He's disgusted about the way the season played for himself. This is the first year he hasn't gone to the Pro Bowl. I want to make you an offer here because last year I would tell some guys, We got to get Rahima. He's like, I don't want to bother him. He's been hurt, and I don't want to bother him. It's a rough year. I was like, Yeah, it's fine. It'll be fun. We'll talk to him like, Don't worry about this. Coming from me who didn't even want to say hi to you. But I was scared. Yeah, well, so this is what I'm thinking. Since you just said you've thought a lot of those things, you haven't had the courage. I want this to be an open forum for you to come on whenever you want to vent and say whatever wild crap you want.
You know what I mean? Don't be afraid. Right after the game, just call in. Just let loose. Say whatever is on the top of your mind. We'll put a disclaimer on it. We'll say, Rahim doesn't really mean the things he's about to say. Yeah, exactly right. Maybe we'll give you a 24-hour window where you could backtrack. It's just like, We know what you had to say. I'm going to come on and be like, Billy, can you believe this game? Yeah, exactly right. I can't believe it. Then we'll give you a couple of hours, and then we can take it out if you really don't want it. But I feel like we'll be your open forum to vent whatever you want. I appreciate it. You guys always open that door for me. I appreciate that. I'm going to definitely take you up on that offer, though. There's some things I could say, right? You can say whatever you want. I would love to. Get you in trouble. Billy promises not to clip it. Hold on a second. Well, I don't know about that. I mean, come on. First of all, let's get a new contract, and then let's start saying some wild stuff.
Be on your best behavior until you get a deal, and then we're good. I got one year left on my deal. Yeah, that's why best behavior this year. We told you to hold out last year, remember? Yeah, you did. You should have listened to us. Why didn't you hold out? You needed to cause more problems last year. You led the NFL touch down. Exactly right. But I got a restructured deal. I got more guaranteed money. It was only right. She made a mess. I want to keep it. For me, I got to play the longevity role, right? That's always been my game plan. It sucks sometimes when you have to deal with the certain status at the moment, but you got to look at the longer picture. I'm going into year 11 now. That's crazy, by the way. Right? I'm saying it, I'm spewing it out of my mouth over and over again. It's just like, it's crazy. You had injuries, but you still seem to be in really good shape. Yeah, I'm in good shape. You're walking around. He's also sitting next to me. Well, that's true, too. Honestly, I like taking care of my body a little bit more.
That's the best thing I could do, especially in the offseason. Got to take care of your body. How much longer are you thinking you want to play? I got whenever these wheels fall off. That's why I tell everybody, it could be four years, three years, 10 years from now. Ten years, probably. If we're being honest, 10 years, probably a bit much. 21 years in the NFL. If you're running the ball and you're 41 years old, I'm pulling you off the field. Please pull me off. Ten, four years. Honestly, I don't know yet. We'll see what's in store, but I'm confident that I could still continue playing for a while. I was thinking about this while you were talking. I'm a little worried about the fishing situation because dolphins have had a troubled pass on boats in the past. I don't know if you're aware of this. Larry Zonka got stuck at sea one time in the Bering Straits or something. They had to come and rescue him with a helicopter. He did, for it. I think Rob Conrad was out on a boat by himself, fell off the boat. No, the boat was drowning. He had to swim to shore.
Yeah. He had to swim to shore. I think he fell off the boat. Was this all during the season, though? No, this was post-career. I want you to be aware. Okay. Maybe buddy system, do something. Don't go out by yourself on the boat. Maybe be careful when you're out fishing because the franchise does have a history of problems on boats. Well, guess what? What? I know two guys that's going to join me. Wow. Yes.. Yeah, exactly. I'm glad you guys warm me because you guys are going to be with me now. I like it. We will make sure you're okay. You all got to make sure I'm good. You're drowning If you're drowning, if Stugats is there to save you, you choose drowning. You can swim? You can swim? Of course not. Okay. No. What do you mean I can't swim, Billy? He's not a lifeguard. He's not going to save you. I don't need no lifeguard. I just need somebody that's capable of swimming because if he goes down, then at least I know I'm capable of swimming. If the three of us are on a boat together, you're the one saving us, just so you're aware.
We're more of a liability than a help to you. Oh, shoot. It's why Billy was so comforted on the plane with you because he felt like if something happened, you would have Billy's not going to start the fight, but you could start the fight, and then Billy jumps in and takes care of the business. I did tell him that. I was like, I'm weird. I was like, If something happens on this plane-We're all weird, Billy. Rahim's up there. He'll probably be the first one in. I could be guy number three or four to come in and maybe... After things are somewhat taken care of, I can go and break things up. Are you talking about fights on the plane? If anything goes down, I don't know. Everyone's getting unruly on planes these days. Yeah. Okay, but listen, I'm a de-escalator. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to de-escalate the situation. But if it comes down to me having to operate something, like the plane, I'm going to be first. I'm going to shoot my shot. We're going to figure this thing out. But you think you're going to fly a plane? We're going to figure it out.
Okay. I'm going to need somebody to help guide. I could be a copilot. He has the confidence that you will never have. Yeah, I've never in my head thought, if something goes wrong, I need to fly this plane, I can handle it. Where he would throw these glasses on and he would fly that plane and land that bird. Plates today are really just... I feel like... Or if you're with me, I'm going to make sure that we get our our parachutes. I'm going to be the first one to try to grab a parachute, first and foremost. Hold on. Women and children first? You know what? That's actually a good rule. I mean, exactly. He saved you there. He's already saving you. This is why you need to come on with us after because It was like, this is what it would have been. You say that to someone else. But then I'm on a plane. But I'm on a plane with random people, and I got family back at home. I got a baby girl. Hey, we're expecting our fourth, by the way. I was going to congratulate you on that. I was going to congratulate you on that.
Baby girl. You look at that smile on your Yeah. I'm excited. If anything happened on the plane, I got to make it back home. When do you do? August. Begin of August. That's terrible timing. You're going to disappear for six months. What are you doing? Maybe he did it on purpose. You time this out at Maybe I did. Wink, you can't see my eyes. Listen, Raheem, this is why when you want to say things, you come to us first, because if we didn't save you there, the headline would have been Rahim Moster, colon, women and children. He's cold-hearted. Yeah, I don't cold-hearted. He has to get home to his family, man. My wife is expecting, so I got to make sure. I'm going to try to save as many people as I possibly can by trying to fly the plane. But then if you realize-But if I can't do it, then I realize that, hey, look. Parachute. It makes sense. Come on. We got to get it together. We got to wrap up. Co-owners of the fishing team. Yes. All right. Quick question on the way out here. We'll talk about what you're doing with GoDaddy one more time.
Had the Dolphins fired Mike McDaniels' head coach? What do you think the reaction? Why would they? Had they? There were rumors. People were talking about it. What would have been the reaction in that locker room? I don't know. Really? That's a really good question. I couldn't even tell you. I don't know if guys would have been happy or sad or in between. I couldn't tell you, honestly. Crazy, right? Yeah, I couldn't tell you. Probably split a little bit, right? Yeah, it'll be a split locker room. But in fairness to him, I think that would be the case with most head coaches. Yeah, it would be. You can't please everyone. No, you can't please everybody. That's That's the business. Except Andy Reid. He seems to... Are you tired of the Chiefs, man? Yeah. But I want to see a three-peat, though. Are you really? I do. Wow. I do. You have friends on either? I'm certain you have friends on both teams. Yeah. Who's your best friend on either team? My best friend on either team... Me and Saquon are really cool with each other. Because we're running back. But I don't know. You don't want to see him win one?
He's had enough of This is not the right season. He doesn't need to see one time. Get out of here, Saquan. Like, enough. No, I want him to win one. After everything that he's been through, the Giants not wanting him. Then he goes over to the Eagles. Arch nemesis, rival type story. He deserves one. Yeah, he did great, but that line. We got to wrap it up. They're telling us to wrap it up. I know. I mean, Rahim, you would run for 4,000 yards behind that line. Are you kidding me? Jesus Christ. His backup running back at four carries for 77 yards. Yeah, he was snapping. One more time on the way out. We love seeing you, man. Yeah, likewise. What are you doing with GoDaddy? Hey, we're promoting. They took a hiatus from the Super Bowl and commercial, so they're back, and they're doing the GoDaddy arrow, which is an AI technology to help businesses, small businesses. All right. We love you, man. Love you guys, too. Appreciate you all. Congratulations on your fourth. We know you're going to bounce back next year. Absolutely. Oh, yeah, I got to. Contract here. You tell this guy, every time he sees me, he does not introduce himself.
Hey, I'm Billy. I'm going to forever. Stop. When we go on your boat, I'm going to, Hey, I'm Billy. You invited me on the boat. I might just throw you off the boat. He likes calm. You're going to have to save me. Oh, my goodness. All right. I appreciate you guys. All right, man. We'll talk to you soon, buddy. Absolutely. Super Bowl Week, Radio Row, Chiefs and Eagles coming up on Sunday. Braxton Berrios is with us right now. He was also on Billy's flight. Billy, who wasn't on your flight? It wasn't my flight. It wasn't a pretty good flight. No, it was a good flight. Nice up and down, no turbulence. Yeah, no territory. It was quick. We just had Rahim on, and Billy knows Rahim very well, but Billy doesn't think that Rahim would recognize him, so Billy didn't say hi until after the flight. That's crazy. I introduced myself back. Because you walked right by. He was hard to miss. You walked right by. No, he was wearing a plain hoodie, too. You made the conscious decision just to move on past. I didn't want to bother him. He was wearing headphones. He seemed like a busy man.
That's fair. You were mad of the people, honestly. I didn't even know you were on the flight. I saw you a baggage claim after, and I I'm not going to bother him. I saw a kid took a picture with you. I'm a silent killer. Yeah, you were in there. I don't know, I'm going to put your business out there. But then he goes, he just has an Uber or whatever. Here we go. Just blending in with the comers. I blend. That's what I do. I'm guessing there's a lot of people, I don't mean this disrespectfully, but I'm guessing there's a lot of people have no idea, just based on size, that he's a football player. Billy, you're bigger than Braxton Berrios. I mean. You are, Billy. How does that feel? He beat the crap out of me. Not as good-looking, though. Honestly, I'm a failure. You know what I mean? No, I wouldn't say that. With this body type, I should have been able to do something besides- You had some tools. You did. I know, right? I'm not going to say wasted. He pulled Walt. I pulled Walt. That's something. Yeah, but like- But actually, that makes sense.
Was I going to go to the Olympics? No, that's something. That's tough. That's like a pep talk. That's something. Yeah, that's okay, little boy. That's good. It's something, though. What do you want me to say? You said you were a failure. I said not really. I'm trying to give you something. That's fine. You know what? You're right. You're a failure. You're right. You're a failure. You're right. I'm done trying. I'm done trying. Sitting next to me in a radio row. Yeah. Ir code. Tell us what you're doing with IR code here on Radio Row Super Bowl week. It's actually really cool. Brand new app, just launched the feature. It's called Live+, but Essentially, it meshes the physical and digital worlds. We've gotten a society where gamification and instant gratification, obviously, is what rules our lives. To give you an example real quick, say you're watching the Super Bowl, and this will be able to do actually at the Super Bowl as well. But you're watching the Super Bowl and say Patrick Mahomes is on the screen. You pull up the app, you don't have to touch anything. It automatically scans who's on the screen, which would be Patrick Mahomes in this case, and immediately pulls up his fantasy stats, his live stats.
It pulls up his official merch if he has a foundation or charity. Essentially, it's a way for fans to interact in a completely whole new way. This also goes for advertisements, which half the people watch the Super Bowl It's for the ads, and it's the same thing. If you see McDonald's, it'll go there. It really blends the worlds together. This is an app? You hold your phone up to the street? Yeah, exactly. If I had mine on me, I'll show you. But it's just an app, and essentially, it uses your camera, and it has back-end that recognizes whatever it is you're looking at. Say, for instance, also a cool use case that I'd like to talk about. Say, I liked your shirt, right? I do like his shirt. Do you really? Because we just had a guest on who mocked him for his shirt. No, he didn't. Saying you look like a game show It wasn't great. Why are you looking at me? Because that's wrong. That's for sure. That's wrong. But say, I liked your shirt, and it's hard for us to go up to guys and be like, Hey, I like your shirt.
Where'd you get it? So you're over there, and I can just pull it out, and it can scan it, and it knows exactly what shirt it is, sends me to where to get it, and now I can do that exchange without you ever knowing that I liked your shirt. There's a lot of use cases, but it's really cool. And obviously, with Super Bowl, the live sports part of it is awesome. I love it. It takes human interaction out of the equation. You don't have to talk to people anymore. Yeah, basically. Just scan their shirt. Learn everything about everyone without talking to them ever. I mean, that's where it's going. It's sad, right? I don't have to talk to people. This is so much better. Yes. But if I had the app, I could have scanned you on the airplane. I'm like, Oh, Braxton, learned all about you. That would have been cool. If you said something, it would have been cool. The shirt you're currently wearing, which is really nice. I appreciate it. I can't imagine how expensive. More than my house. Did you scan it from someone else, though? No, I did not scan it.
I found this one. You did? Yeah, I did the legwork and I found this one. You don't do your shopping. Yeah, I do. No, I do. I really do. Look, I tried it twice. I tried it twice, and this is like a year ago, year and a half ago, whatever. Tried it twice, and it just didn't work. I'm like, I could do that. What am I wasting money for? You tried to have a stylist twice? Yeah, I Try it. It just didn't do well. I didn't like it. No one's picking this outfit out for you. You have to pick it out yourself. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's got the Converse on. Do you have one? A stylist? Yeah. Look at how I'm dressed. You know I don't have a stylist. Get here. What a silly question. Can I bury him? Can I stay here? Can I stay here? The entire day. Yes. Would you like to? I would love to. We got to aim some of this towards him now. What's wrong with me? No, nothing. I just feel like he's getting picked on. That's my role here. Really? Yeah, I'm a punch of the-He woke up this morning.
He chose the shirt. I thought that you did. I look pretty good right now. Yeah. It looks like Lulu. I'm a young... Yeah, a little Lulu. You don't think you actually look good. You don't think he looks good. I'm a young 50. I'm a young 50. You say so. Can I ask you a question? Not to get too personal, but-I'd love one. This whole situation with Travis. That's what he's here for. With Travis Chris Calci and Taylor Swift. I feel like you very easily could have been in the It couple in the NFL, and they're really making things hard for you. You really messed it up, right? Yeah. Timing was crazy. Horrible timing. Chano crazy. Horrible timing. They set the board so high. I know Travis, maybe, who was like, Hey, we should win up. We should really take this over. I mean, they did. They won. Congrats to them. Unfortunately. We hope they break up. I don't know if there will ever be another one of the stature, to be honest with you. That's going to be hard. Obviously, you had braided, braided and Gisela at the time, and Russell Sierra, pretty good. Then you have Travis and Taylor, which is pretty incredible.
You guys were lined up to be that couple. We wanted to break up. It's okay. I mean, it is what? We want to break up. That's sad. I'm just saying for you, not for me. I was going to say, are you married? You are married. I'm married, yeah. Okay. Just ruin against everybody else. Just so you can move up as fine. Yeah, no, I want you. So he can tell his wife, See, we're better. No, I want you and Alex to get up there. I know. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. They've had their time. They had a couple of years. Like, enough is enough already. Yeah, I bet that thing's going well. They seem to be happy. Yeah. I know. You're not a big fan. That's fine. I love it. Berrios, is the U back? Oh, God. Hey, now. What do you Hey, now. That's not an answer. No, it's not. Well, it's not an answer, but you can't say it's back. Well, look, I do not. No, let me explain. You got to get in the playoff before that conversation. Now with the 12-team playoff. And look, they did everything this year to set them up.
And then they faltered in the last game of the season. Didn't go to the AC Championship game, which put them out or the second out of the playoff. So I do think they're on the right track. I think they have the athletes. They finally have the size. But no, to say it's back Let's go maybe two consistent back-to-back playoff appearances. You don't have to win it, but you have to at least get in it a couple of times, and then you can have that conversation. It's so funny. That conversation is funny because it's impossible. It's impossible, no. It's like Kelsey and Taylor Swift setting the bar so high that you can't surpass it. Those cane teams back in the '80s and the early 2000s set the bar so high, they'll never be back to that. No. I don't think you don't have the capacity these days. You You have so many teams that are good and that can make the playoffs. Back then, you had what? Eight teams that entered the year that had a real, real shot. The level of the top and the bottom was, I think, so much larger. Now, there's so many athletes and you have good coaching.
I think the margin of error is a lot smaller. I think it's just really hard to be that dominant. Well, it's also hard, I guess, just because NAL has leveled the playing field for some schools. There's other schools that obviously are Billy and the portal. Are not going to compete at all because they're never going to have access to that money. For sure. But there's other schools that now can compete with the Alibamas every year because they have money to spend. The portal makes it hard to build year after year because one year to the next, you can go anywhere. Well, that's the thing. I think the NCA, first and foremost, did an absolutely horrific job of managing that. I think they realized that players needed to get paid. There should be some type of compensation, but I don't think they wanted to go through the necessary steps to make that in a good, clear in a fair way. They just opened the floodgates and you said, Have fun, do your thing. I think, like you said, some teams that maybe weren't able to compete now because they have the money can, but a lot of those middle-tier teams, they can't do anything.
The worst part about it is, yeah, the fundamentals and the foundation. You don't get to develop players anymore. But also, and this was told to me by a college kid, which I didn't think about until he said it, the kids who are staying at that school have zero leverage to negotiate NIL. You have to either threaten to go into the portal or go into the portal to get your top dollar because if they have you here, they're going to say, Oh, we have to pay out these guys. They need leverage. They need leverage. It's crazy. If you stay, you have zero leverage. I think that's the sad part for these kids who actually are trying to do it the right way, but honestly are not able to if their biggest goal in life is to maximize NIL because it's just you can't. You have no leverage. How do you think you would have navigated that? It's crazy. It sounds easier Sure that you didn't have to deal with it, even though you caused yourself a ton of money. For sure. Look, I'm glad it wasn't like it is back then because I do think, what do you tell an 18, 19-year-old kid not to go follow the money, but maybe it's not the best thing for his future.
It's hard to hindsight 2020. I'm glad I didn't have to deal with it. I absolutely would not have been the person who enters the portal every year. I can't stand that. Now kids come out and they have four different colleges that they came from. I think it's for the game of football and for the college sport of football. You don't even have that in the NFL. You don't have renegotiations every single year. No, but I'll tell you where it's good is the fact that a kid like Kyle McCord, who's at Ohio State and he's bench, so now he could just leave, go to Syracuse lead the NCAA in passing and maybe be a second or third-round pick. Where in years past, you know this, Kyle McCord would have been just stuck in Ohio State, right? No, absolutely. I think the not sitting out a year transfers absolutely should have been a thing. I'm glad that changed from I was in school. But I think they really actually got to look at it and rework it. All it is, it's legalized boosters. That's it. That's exactly right. Reggie lost his high. I think that God, they gave it back to him.
But it's all legalized boosters. How laughable is that now? It's unbelievable. It's amazing. Wow, he made $100,000 10 years ago and you stripped his Heisman from him. We enjoy the time with you, man. I know you want to stay, but you have to run because your handlers are telling you you have to go on to the next table. So one more time on the way IAR code, feel free to come back whenever you want. You're going to do this for a living, aren't you? When you're done playing football. I've heard I had a face for radio, so I would love that actually. One more time IAR code on the way out. Tell us what you're doing. Absolutely. Go download it, A. But no, I think it's just really cool It's a different way to interact with live sports in a way that nobody ever has before. For us, again, to interact with fans and an audience in a different way. Please go download it and actually use it. Check it out this Super Bowl. Do you know what I would do for your face. Wow. I'm going to scan your face. What would you do?
That was all I love. What would you do for it? Listen, Braxton, I love you, man. I appreciate that. Thank you. Love you, too. Yeah. He was looking for that. Thank you, buddy. Enjoy the rest of your week, man. Thank you, guys. All right, man. What is... Dax, are you? Tracking all our cars on Carvana value tracker on all our devices? Yes, Kristin. Yes, I am. While I've been looking for my phone for- In Dax's domain, we see all. So we always know what our cars are worth. All of them? All of them. Value surge. Truck's up 3. 9%. That's a great offer. I know. Sell? Sell. Track your car's value with Carvana Value Tracker today. Billy, Sims I mean, he is Peacock printing around the hard stage right now, shaking hands, kissing babies, saying hello to everyone. You know what he's doing? This is ridiculous. He's being mean to you. That's what he's doing. It's like he's running for office or something. He's going and he's shaking everybody's hand I'm talking to everyone. It's unbelievable. You don't know half those people you said hello to. I don't know. I don't know. You don't know any of these people.
That's why I went and said hi to them. That's ridiculous. That's what nice people do. No, you're trying to get in. Can you put your microphone on? Who's the guy in the green shirt over here? Michael. Michael Golick, as I call him. You know him. The other guy is like, I know faces, but I don't know their names. No, you're there saying hi to everyone. I was told, and I don't know if you're going to confirm or not. I was told that you came with a private car and your own security yet again. We saw you opening night and you had security, and that was opening night. You had to get in and out of the stadium. I was told you had private security yet again today. Today? That's what I was told. I did not. I don't know what you're talking about. You got out with a group of people. I heard. From your car. Well, me and Mike Florio. It was just us two. I mean- I took Florio in your detail. Hold on. How you got Florio in your security is crazy to me. Let me just tell you, if Mike Florio was in my security, we're in deep shit.
He had sunglasses on, he had something in his ear. He looked like he was stuck in his ear. He did. He's always on the phone talking to somebody. He'll be on our show, live show, and I'll be texting people, and I'll say something, and he'll say what I just said, he just thought of it, and I go, Mike, I just said that. I go, Yeah, could you pay attention to the show, please, and stop texting your buddy about what little Caesar's doubling you're going to eat later or whatever? Get the hell out of here. Yeah. Maybe he's trying to get information for the show. I don't know what he's trying. He is, but he's trying to get some information for copy paste, copy paste, snarky comment later article on BFT. Wow, jeez. Shots fired. Wait, how are you feeling, though? Seriously, you got the Black Plague? You're coming to town and spreading virus here in New Orleans. Someone's got to do it. You have every right to say that. Let's go way back, though, because Billy, he severely sprained his ankle walking. Oh, God. Your thoughts, Chris? That's old news. That's two minutes ago. Look at Billy, and I'm not surprised.
Nothing about you says athlete. So, I mean, nothing. How dare you? I know. You just sprained your ankle walking on a flat-Well, no, I was on a sidewalk. Look, the truth is I was carrying my daughter. We were going to be late to school, so I was speed walking and stepped off the sidewalk. It's like a hole rolled. Terrible. But you know what I did? Because I'm a big tough guy, I powered through it. I said, If I stop, I'm not going to be able to get going. I need to just keep walking straight. Walk it out. Don't let it get stiff and tight. Exactly right. Plus, I can't be the guy that then falls while holding their child and all the other parents. Get some awareness. Billy gets them. When you talk about, say, I don't know about Trevor Lawrence, you can't see the coverage, but you can't see the big, big hole that you're about to walk into and sprain your ankle on? I mean, holy shit. It's fair. He's looking for sympathy, but Billy, he doesn't have a spleen. Right. And sympathy from him? Hey, you don't give me any sympathy. Why would I give it to you?
I thought that we had really turned a corner. So did I. We did a little bit. You know what I almost did, Chris? I was telling Stugats? What? I didn't do it, but I swear I was going to do it. I was going to bring your jersey and hang it from this screen to be behind you. He really was. Then I did it. I'm like, Well, he's a big NFL legend. I'll just find a jersey of his somewhere in a store right over here. Yeah, it's all over the place. Lo and behold, I haven't found a single one. We went to every one. Sold out. Sold Sold out. Sold out. What a pivot. He should have been a politician. Sold the fuck out. You know what I'm noticing here? First thing off the rack. Up close to you. You went back to the haircut from a couple of years ago. You said that your wife and your mom told you not to get it anymore. Yeah, last year, I think at the Super Bowl, my sister and my wife were on me like, Oh, you have such beautiful hair growing out. I mean, literally to the point where I'll be on live TV and my sister will text me and be like, Can't you just grow your hair out?
I'm I want to be like, Can't you fucking just say something nice while I'm on TV right now? Just get over it. Even today, she texted me. She's like, The shoes she just saw me wearing yesterday. She's like, Your feet look huge in those shoes. I'm like, Thanks for the compliment all week. Thanks. Thanks for checking in. Can you say something? Do they ever notice the nice things about you, the good things about you? Sometimes. My mom's good. My mom's good at that. My dad is actually good at that. But they're mom and dad, so they're supposed to be, I guess, to a degree. But yeah, the haircut thing, the screw that. I'm doing what I want to It's so much easier and better on TV. That's where when you have to get up and be on a show at 7 AM, it's easy to comb and it's clean and it doesn't look too crazy on the screen. Billy, he blew us off last week because he's such a busy guy, but he called me right after. What do you imagine Chris Sims is like in a parent-teacher conference? Is that how you're doing? It was like a little visit to a school.
It wasn't like a parent-teacher conference, but it wasn't a visit to a school. Delinquent children or something? Well, yeah. Everybody knows about me. They know, though, I'm a very smart delinquent. I think I've crossed that line where you can be both. People are like, Man, it's amazing. He's pulling it off. We were checking out a school. My son's getting ready to go to high school. As you know, in this world now, my daughter's going to college. Oh, boy. Yeah. Did you forget about that? It's over. Wait, I have two kids in college. It's not over. But you look very much the part of someone that has two kids in He is not. He looks cool. Yeah. And young. Thank you, Billy. I appreciate it. Have we liked the school? Did we get in? Are we going to throw our weight around? We don't know if we got in yet, but we're not throwing our weight around. That's not how the Sims family works. But they know the Sims family. Well, they do know the Sims family. I will say they somewhat reached out a little bit through the great vine. Oh, recruiting. But we'll see where it goes.
This guy running for office? We're seeing him. He's not talking. He's getting Jersey. I know Rusini. I stick with Jersey always. You get Florio for texting, and here you are just waving and throwing a plus sign. I know, but you guys-Super Bowl week. Let's focus. Let's focus on what's going on here. I don't even know what the fuck I was going to say right now. I don't even know what we asked you. You're talking about your kid. That was the school. He'll figure it out. They recruited your kid. That's what we were saying. Yeah, he'll figure it out. He's definitely... Greenwich High School, where we are, they have a good program. There's two private schools that are involved in it, too. We'll see where that goes. Billy, imagine being that famous with that last name, and schools are calling Can we have your kid? Well, a lot of them, too. It's not that great, too. Sometimes they call you and I go, Well, they just want our name and more donations and everything else. That's what they want, right? Let me clear up any confusion. That's all they want. I feel like I was in one private school for a little while.
Once they realized they weren't just going to get a free flowing open bank account from the Sims family, they were like, Yeah, you guys can hang around here if you want, but we don't really care about you at the school anymore. It's Greenwich, man. They're used to just money falling people's pockets. It's a different world. They dropped a million dollars right here. We'll put that in the school fund. Billy, I think it's the richest town. Is it not in America? I think some metrics or whatever, but Greenwich is... It's up there. We've talked about the people on our street. Remember, he has a small house and he doesn't have a gate. With no gate. All your big hedge funder, a lot of them were there. Houses are sold in town for 185, 190 million. It's like Star Island in Miami. It's that stuff. It's that same group of people. It's the top of the top. I'm the smallest fish in that town. Those are the gated houses, right? Well, no. You find out people in that town, you're like, Wow, they live there? That's an incredible house. They haven't been there in 14 months. They've been in their other seven houses.
You're like, What? I found out the other day, Princess Diana, she was married to Dodi Fayed, right? Going by a house close to the water, I'm like, Man, that's an incredible house. Oh, that's the Fayed's house. They haven't been here in two years, but it's theirs. That's what we're talking about. How often are you in your house? Every day in my house. I know. How embarrassing. It is in my town. It is in my town. The Sims are still there. I don't care about the Sims. They never leave. I have a great feel. I actually had this conversation the other day because I'm at this point in my life where I have some friends that can't hang with me. They can't spend money or want to quite live as lavishly as me. But then I have another group of friends where I can't hang with them. They're always inviting me to places and, No, come to this house. I'm like, Guys, I got to work one. I know Wall Street, you make a call and you make a million dollars, but I got to work, actually. I don't know what the hell you guys do for a living.
I can't afford for the fifth weekend in a row to just go and spend money and have fun. It's just amazing. You draw the line at four weekends in a row. Maybe three. That is crazy. The feds will be at their door at any moment, Chris. You're fine. Who's that? The feds will be at their door. Exactly what they're up to. Stay away from those friends. Wait, but how about the group of friends that can't hang with you? Perhaps you've been very successful in life. You have some money. How about you take care of them? You pay for the trip. I do. And they don't want it. Well, I try. Well, then also, too, how many things can you pay for? It comes to a point where it's like, damn, last week when we went to dinner, I had to pay for it. This week when we went to dinner, I had to pay for it. We went here to a game and stayed in a hotel, I had to pay for it. They start to expect it. That's where it's like, again, you just can't drain your bank account all the time. Check him out, PFT with Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbutton podcast as well, Football Night in America.
If I could just go back to the Championship game for a second because we haven't spoken to you because Billy's been sick and he hurt his ankle and you were being recruited by schools. It wasn't your fault. He was willing principles to let his kids into school. Did you feel bad for Josh Allen after that loss? Yes. You did. I did. I felt bad for Josh Allen when just late in the game, overall, I could just see the... What do you want to say? The nervousness, the angst of like, Gosh, here we are. I mean, we're down. Here he goes. He's going to do it again. He's driving down the field. Here we go. That's where I felt bad for him because, of course, he's such a phenomenal player. He does everything. He carries the team. He played good that day. He probably didn't play his best. He would say that, too, I think. But yeah, it's a tough one because as we've talked about so many times, he, Lamar, Joe Burrow, they're Super Bowl winning quarterbacks. Yes. They are. It's tough, and we know it's hard. Of course, they're going against a team that is as special as we've ever seen, and I really feel for them.
I feel like the Eagles have the better team here top to bottom, but they have the He's obviously have a legendary guy at the most important position in the sport. I don't know what to do with this game. I got to be honest, the first game was so good, but the Eagles do have the ability to keep Mahomes off the field with take on Barkley. Definitely. The Eagles are better than the last Super Bowl. The Eagles are better. I think the Chiefs are slightly less. I do think that. What you talked about is right. I mean, if it gets down to the very end of the game and it's a one-score thing, it's like, well, I'm not betting money against Mahomes. I get that. But are the Eagles good enough to not let it get to that? Are the Eagles good enough to box the Chiefs in the Super Bowl and make it to where it's more than a one-score game late in the game? You can't win today. Sorry. There is definitely a part of me that sits here and thinks, can the Eagles win 10? Can they do that? I wouldn't be shocked.
The Eagles, as you guys have heard me say for the last 10 weeks, it's not close. They're the best team in football. They're one of the best teams we've seen in the last 20 years of football. But it's a team that also is pretty special. They might be here. The Chiefs might be just a little bit. That's where Andy, Mahomes, and Spags iron even it out. My theme of the game all week, Stugatz, is Brains versus Braun. It's the Eagles that are just like, Fuck you. We're big. This is what we do. You can't stop it. The Chiefs are like, We're going to break out of the huddle and do a dance move and spin around and shift and go over here. On defense, Spagnoles is going to have all these fucking crazy blitzes and shit. The Eagles are just going to be like, No, we're right here and we're ready to play. What are you doing? We're just coming at you that way. That's where, and I'm not trying to disrespect the brawn of the Chiefs or the brains of the Eagles, because it's not that far off in that department, but that is how I look at the matchup.
It does seem like the Chiefs are always He's going to get got, and then they just never do get got. It's the craziest thing. They have the guy. Never. I've never seen, I said this last year because when they got into the play, I was like, The Chiefs aren't going to the Super Bowl last year. I was like, It's not happening. I've never seen a team, and I know we talked about it last year, that played B minus football, and they just went, It's the playoffs. We're going to play eight plus football now and go to the Super Bowl. That doesn't happen. To your point here, this doesn't really happen. We just keep finding a way. It looked like the other team was better, but we won today. They outplayed us, but we won the moments. To just do that all the way to the Super Bowl, again, I call myself an historian. I don't remember too many teams with that type of formula getting to the Super Bowl one or, of course, winning the Super Bowl. It might be a dumb question. If you're the Eagles and you have that lead, and then it starts slipping away and you see the Chiefs start doing what they do, does that ever get into your mind?
A hundred. It has to. A hundred. It's going to get in their mind here. There's two parts of the game. It got to Josh's mind. Yes. Aj Brown actually referenced it after the first game. He said, Because they had dominated, remember, the Eagles, really the whole year going in the Super Bowl, nobody really challenged them the last 10 weeks of the year. That was the first close game they were in. I think A. J. Brown, after the Kaderius Tony punt return down there, about the five-yard line, right? He said, he was like, Uh-oh, this game is going to be close, and they're good in close games. It is definitely be in their head? Can they overcome that? There's two parts of the game. The start of the game is going to be big because the Ego is going to have to worry about managing emotions a little bit. The Chiefs are going to come out. I'm going to just say this. I think they're going to come out. We've been here, we're relaxed and just, and I feel like they're going to try to jump on the Eagles. Just another Sunday. Just another Sunday. The Eagles are going to be like, We're nervous.
It's the Super Bowl. What the hell is going on? I think that's a big moment just to not let the game get away from Philadelphia right there. Then, like you said, you just got to try to avoid that moment where Mahomes has the ball and they're down a score or the game's tied because that will get in their head and they're going to go, Uh-oh, here comes the inevitable force. It's the clutchest quarterback in the history of the game, and here he Mahomes. I can't believe I'm saying that right. After, braided, to say him is crazy. I remember Jimmy Johnson telling me in Lebitard that the winning is in the margins. It's in the details. Exactly. Attention to detail. I still can't figure out why teams are driving down at the end of the game knowing He's leaving Mahomes' time at the end of the game because Mahomes doesn't do it that way. No. If he's got five minutes left on the clock, he's taking all five minutes, you're not getting the ball back. It's you can control the game, but they win the moments. That is where they are incredible situational football. We have so many of those years with the Patriots, too, where we were like, it feels like they're getting outplayed, but in every big moment, they pull through, and now they're winning by three or seven.
How is that possible? To me, it is not only a culture, it's put into you, the coach is constantly talking about it, but there is nuance in how to win these games. You start to understand whatever it is. Oh, I can't take a sack here. I got to throw it away. The little things that we've talked about, and it is the little deal. Go back to the AFC Championship game. Spags holds a blitz in his pocket that he hasn't done the whole game with the second best cover corner in football. You're a quarterback and you're Wait, they haven't brought a corner blitz the whole game. They're not going to blitz the best corner they got on a passing situation. Not now. Right? To bring that in that situation, that's again where I get to the Spags, the Chief's brains, and their situational awareness, and they're like, Oh, I'm going to hold this back for a big moment late to screw them over. That's where they have a special touch. Demario Davis told us yesterday that he was shot. He goes, I've been playing this game my entire life. He goes, I'm telling you, it's one of the great defensive calls all time.
I was shocked when I actually saw a play at Josh Allen. Exactly. When I heard people started to go, Josh Allen could have fixed a protection, I was like, Absolutely no quarterback in the history of football would have figured out that blitz. Payton Manning, Bart Starr. The people that were trying to say that on TV and stuff, I was like, You're just a hater, and you can't even watch the game. Stop. Just don't even talk anymore. What are you talking about? Nobody sees that blitz. That was incredible. But that's where the Spag's magic is. Spag Spags to me in the last Super Bowl against the Eagles, he won that Super Bowl with similar type of stuff. I think if they want to win, because I'm just telling you, I'm leaning Eagles. I could tell. You said by 10 before. He's going to have to take those chances. You're wondering if they can win by 10. I'm wondering. Exactly right. I think if the Chiefs win, they win close. Eagles win, it potentially could be like a 14-17 break. It's got to be like 30 or 28. It's got to be something like that. That's how I feel.
He's the best coordinator of all time, right, Spags? I love Spags. It's up there. I mean, it's definitely up there. There's some others that I think if we sat here for a few minutes and I him and ha, I could come up with, but he's on the short list. As far as big game decoordinators, to do things that are outside the box or that are just things you wouldn't think of or the guts, the absolute cojones he has to call some of these are incredible. It's been cool to see, I think, with the Chiefs over the past five years. It's not even just if they three people, but over the five years, they used to be a team that relied on the big plays and the flashy plays, and because they don't have the pieces, they've changed the way that they're playing, and they're still just as dominant. That's where I go and do Mahomes is the greatest I've definitely ever seen through the first seven years. Because the whole thing started with your first year in, just carry us. Go ahead. We need 350 and three touch downs every game. And he was like, Oh, no problem.
Two, three, three, three, three, I also think they looked at it and went, Our quarterback's pretty good. I think he can cover a few holes in the offensive side of the ball. Let's start putting some more resources on the rest of the football team so we can maintain this. It's not always just about we got to win a shootout with Patrick in the passing game, because that's what they were early on. That's how they lost to braided in the AFC Championship. It was a little bit like they can't run. It's all my homes I'm going to throw and make magic every play. But that's, to me, what's cool about them, because it's here in the same dynasty, in the same six-year span, it's like the first part was the greatest show on turf, and now it's like we're going to play defense, situational football, be good on third down, not make a lot of negative plays. That, to me, is also where Mahomes is amazing because he's become surgical that way. That's where they're refreshing, the fact that it's a different style. I like, too, Billy, that off in New England, which was very much like, We're detailed, we're guys, we're on to Cincinnati.
I'm going to uncover a rock and get a player in Germany, and I'm going to find a white slot receiver that I've never seen before, and I'm going to do this defense that you've never seen before. Like all this crap, right? The Chiefs are just like, Let's go out and have fun. Look at this play. Look at that play. Hey, Paparazzi, come on in. Taylor Swift, who else? You want to come on in? I think that's so cool because that doesn't go on in the NFL. Most times, coaches, we talk about this before, they're literally like, Now, don't say anything the other team won't Let's not have any distractions. Let's not bring that whole crew into the stadium. You go to their practices. I tell you, I tell people all the time, it's one of the funnest things you'll see in football. It's so unique in that they work so hard, but they smile and have personality and laugh doing it, and that's rare. We'll get you out of here in a second. Listen, we have all these guests on this week. This is still the best part of our week. Me love you long time, too.
I mean, we love them, Billy. It's a love-hate relationship.. But I do have one final question. If nick Seriani wins this Super Bowl, is he the greatest Eagles coach of all time? Oh, jeez. Well, it's not a real long list. It's him and Andy Reid. It really is. I do think nick Seriani gets a little bit of a bad rap. I mean, this is his second Super Bowl for years. Listen, I know he doesn't win every press conference, but there's things about this Eagles's team, and every great team takes the personality of their coach to a degree. Some of the things that I admire about the Eagles are nick Siriani. The thing I was just telling you about, Hey, this is what we do. Fuck you. We're going to get to it. That's nick Siriani. That is right. He's literally like, Hey, fuck you, Eagle Slant. Fuck you, Chief Slant. I'm out of here. That's where I think he's amazing that way. I love that attitude. It's great. How do you behave yourself on MBC? I barely do. I'm breaking barriers down there. I'm breaking barriers. No, but he's right. You're a real Trailblazer.
Can you imagine Siriani doing that? Hey, Fuck you, Philly fans. That's what we do. That's who they are. He's already done it. He's just like, Oh, you think you're going to stop us? No, they're not going to stop us. What are you talking about? Their physicality, their in your face attitude, I do think is a lot him, and I give him respect for that. As far as MBC, sometimes they got to put a disclaimer on the end of the bottom of the show and say, Bad language is coming your way soon. No joke. Like, literally, we are live on Sky Network, Sky Sports in London, and they put on the whole show, Bad language, sorry for your inconvenience, but be prepared. He does let it fly. I know. They'll look at me in the... Or Florio will be like, Man, that's the second time you said the F word. Then two minutes later, he'll say the F word seven times in a sentence. I'm not even about an eye or say anything about it. But he'll be like, Man, you're really throwing around the F word a lot. I'm like, What? You don't even bear it.
He was texting. He missed his lunch order. What do we do with Jalen Hertz if he wins a Super Bowl? Well, I mean, Dan- That's two in four years. That would be beating Patrick Mahomes and coming close to beating Patrick Mahomes the time before. Yeah, no, listen, Jalen Hertz is definitely He's one of the top quarterbacks on football. Now, you know me, it's not going to be top five, but I have no issue, no bones about it. He's top 10. Mental toughness, as good as it gets, work ethic, right? Having the right demeanor on the football field, special, good decision maker. It's the best thing he's doing right now. His ability to move, tough as hell. He bought into handing the ball off. He definitely did. He took the ball out of his hands a little bit. He did do that. He also didn't play good for... They weren't like, Hey, we want to throw for 109 yards and tweak out this game. See, this is where I don't like the excuses for Jalen Hertz at times, because this is what I get from Philly people. They wanted to play a nail-biter against Carolina, and they wanted to, Hey, throw for 105, and let's play a close game today.
Hey, we don't want to look good in the Packers-Rams game. Don't play that good. Come on, everybody shut the fuck up with that crap. He didn't play good, period. He did have some injuries, and I do think because they ran the ball so much and they're simple on offense. To me, if he plays like he did on the Championship someday, they're going to be hard to beat this weekend. That's period. He is, listen, a damn good quarterback. I don't know if you're looking me to say all-time great, but I think people start to throw him into those conversations once you win a Super Bowl. Got a range. You've been two. Two and four years. Exactly right. Pft with Mike Florio. Check it out there. I'm Peacock, the Unbutton podcast as well. We appreciate it, man. We love you. You know it. I'll see you later in the week, right? Of course. No, Billy, we're doing this again on Friday. Friday? Yeah. Good. You can talk JFK then. You're right. We didn't get to JFK. You dropped the ball. No, we're saving you for Friday. We got time. Obviously, the closer we get to the game, the more JFK we're going to talk.
Great. That makes sense for us. They open up the files. Don't get sick or Then you can't make it ready. I have the sniffles. Watch out for the potholes in the French Quarter. Wait, since that's his live show tonight. You're doing a live show, aren't you? Live show of Pat O'Brien. How about that? We were there last night. Picks podcast. Don't tell Forio, I'm going to pick the Eagles. Sorry, I have to keep it quiet. I'm the game behind him. I can tie him. I feel like he's the sandbag and son of a bitch that would be like, Well, he's going to pick that, so I'll just pick that so I can't lose. You got to let him pick first then. Well, I know. Just pick the opposite. Yeah, right. I know. I got to figure that out. He might take the Eagles? I don't think he will. I don't think he will. I think he's going to go Mahomes and the Chiefs. I don't think he can get over that magic. All right. Have fun with the show tonight, and we'll talk to you on Friday about JFK. Peace out. How's it going for you guys?
It's going great. How about you? Good, really good. I just got here on Radio Road today, so I haven't really got the lay of the land yet. Are you doing a bunch of interviews and stuff? Today, yeah. Today and tomorrow. Listen, you have to come out. That's why Tuesday is very important. Lay of the land is very important. Where do I go? Where am I going? Who's situated where? Then when it gets crazy, like today, you're already Who'd you get on? Have you gotten anyone on yet? I've been going on other ones. I was on Series XM a couple of times. Nice. Yeah. But have you gotten any guests on for you? I haven't. We haven't done any of that yet. We might do podcast stuff later, but today is more so coming on. I was the Sports Reporters. So cool. How did you end up there? I don't even know. It was Paige. Really? Yeah. Paige got you on the Sports Reporters? Well, Jordan Schultz, who was coming on the pod for me, he was on the Sports Reporters, and he was like 45 minutes before the show. He was like, Hey, Chef Dern and I really...
We need another person on. We want you to come on. And Paige was like, You have half an hour to prep. Are you good? I was like, Sure. I don't have enough time to freak out, so let's just do it. That's awesome. It was wild. It was very cool. Do you freak out before you do stuff like that? Before you do shows? I just want to be prepared. I want to be as prepared as possible, especially when you're on with Schefter. It's more so like I write all my own stuff and my own content, so I want to have jokes ready. But sometimes it just comes It'll be in the moment. I think it went pretty well, hopefully. They didn't kick me off. Do you ever feel like there's too much preparation? Sometimes you- Yes. That's the thing. That's the thing because if it seems too scripted, especially with comedy, you can't script comedy. Sometimes in my meeting videos, I won't write out jokes. I'll just have an idea of the joke I want to do, and then I'll start filming it, and hopefully the joke just comes as if it's a response to what I'm saying.
There's the thing of being too prepared. Billy and I were both guests on your great podcast, The Offensive Line. You said to me right before we started that the episode that I was on was your favorite episode that you started doing the show. Now I feel like Billy is very upset with this. Billy, do you know why I said that? It was because we roasted the Jets so heavily, and it was so fun to make fun of him. That's why. I was going to say, I feel like you just say that to everyone, so that's why you made it to him. I didn't say it to him, though. I didn't say it to you, though. Billy did come off it saying he really enjoyed it, though. I had a great time doing it. We had fun. There's a lot of ranting. You can rant in the show and take shots of people. It's the offensive line for a reason. Did we do yoga in the show or something? We did a jet. It was like a therapy session. She was asked, How do I do deal with the misery of being a jet fan. I told her she wanted to do yoga, breathing, and all that.
I said, I just smoke weed. It helps. I had the same experience with you. You had sports where I got 30 minutes notice because your original guest was having a baby that day. That's right. We've had that happen twice. I was an emergency guest for placement. Who was the original guest? I think it was Peter Rosenberg. It was Peter Rosenberg. We had two because Peter did have a baby. I couldn't remember if it was him or the other guests. Two people had babies? Yes. The day that they were going to come on my pod. Basically, I'm Tyrie Kill, guys. I'm creating children, apparently. The podcast is creating children. I don't know. Weirdest thing I've ever experienced. It was wild. Yeah, so I appreciate you filling in. Someone's selfish of these people, honestly, to have babies. During football season? What the hell is that about? Nine months this day, you have to do it? I know. I mean, plan better, people. It's nine months. You know what's coming. Same thing about having weddings during football season. Can't stand that. Give me some other rules of yours. You have any other rules? You're right. You could not have a wedding.
I don't have a social life during football. If you have a birthday, wait. Don't have a birthday. Don't get engaged. I will not be there. How is the building of the podcast been going? Because it's taken off, right? Thank you. Yeah, I think so. It's been great. It's so fun to have different people on because you get different opinions. We've had some comedians on. Obviously, we've had guys like you in the industry. We've had former and current players. It's just fun to get a different perspective of the same games that we're all watching every weekend. It's important for you to try to be because a lot of this stuff sounds the same if you listen, but you're going out of your way to sound to be different, right? I found that the difference with my podcast is I do, I roast the people, and I'll roast the people that come on the pod, as you guys know, who come on the pod. It's different in the industry because a lot of the time we're trying to get things like interviews with people, so you want to be... Obviously, I'm nice to people, but I'm not too low to take a shot at you if your team's losing or if something happens.
Yeah, it's been fun so far. Have you found yourself in a position where like, I may not be that much because maybe one day I want this person on my podcast. Let me scale it back a little bit. Yeah, I try to keep it tasteful, obviously. I'll always, hopefully... The comedy, like I said, is so hard and you have to have it well-timed. It can't be too far because then it's just an insult and not a comedic side to it. I'm hoping I'm learning that as I go in the industry, and you can always pick up real quick on if the guys are good with it. You guys are great with it, right? Some people either wouldn't pick up on the comedy or wouldn't know that it was a joke or would take it personally. It's really reading the room and reading the person that's coming I never want to not do it because I'm worried like, Oh, it's going to hurt their feelings. If it's a good joke, I'll make the good joke, but I also am not going to offend anybody in the process. But you're right, it's a fine line because sometimes trying to be funny, if you're not doing it correctly, it feels like you're being mean.
Yeah, exactly. I never want to force it or anything. That's why I pitch myself as not a comedian. I'm a sports reporter. I'm an influencer or a content creator. Then if comedy comes along with it, then people are like, Oh, that was funny. It doesn't happen often. Where do you want this great career of yours to go? Where do you see yourself? That's a really good question. Is it like a job interview? No, I'm just wondering. I think Annie is really talented. I think her podcast is very good. It's different, and our show is different. I'm just wondering where she sees herself. Do you see yourself like network TV? I could see you doing just about anything, to be honest. I would love like a night, like an SNL type show, like a nightlife type show. I feel like that's where my content fits because I'm giving information to people, but it's still got that darker humor, I guess, or dry humor. Humor that would fit a nightly show. I'm good with whatever. In the meantime, I love social media because it's such a personal connection with your fans and with your followers. It's the way we consume everything now.
Even this stuff, you cut it up, you put clips on social media because that's how people get those little 13, 20 second videos that they watch every day. I like the social media side, and maybe we can branch off of that, but didn't really think about that too much. I guess I'm thinking about my future now. I'm sorry. I was trying to promote you and tell you how great you are. Listen, you're terrible. You're not going anywhere. I'm going to roast you a macho. What are we just talking about, offending people? Did you see Jason Kelsi's nightly show or no? I did. It just started, right? Yeah. I think it's a short run. I think it's just through the Super Bowl. It gave me game show vibes. Yeah. Did it feel like that to you a little bit? I haven't seen it. It was just the set-up. No, that's not a negative. No, it's hard to do. It's hard to do. I would love to do a game show. Oh, God. Hosting a game show would be a dream. It would be so fun. People tried to do that, too. Ellen does a lot of stuff on her or did a lot of stuff on her shows.
That was all game show. The one I saw was the Philly fanatic came in like that, Kylie, in the middle of the show. Yeah, it looked great, though. I think their brand and same with the Mannings, too. They're doing the same thing, this comedic- Goofy. Night show. Yeah, the Goofy show. I spin off of that, but I think the focus is so much on social media for me because that's obviously where I started. It seems like people are bored by this matchup. It's odd. I've He's been waiting here for a couple of days now, but there's not the excitement that would normally be for a Super Bowl. Wasn't it like DeAndre Hopkins was on his phone on media night or something? I think the players are bored, especially the Chiefs. Eagles not so much because a lot of the rookies I talked to, they were like, Man, this is so cool to be here, and they didn't experience the two years ago. I think for them, it's great. But the Chiefs are just like, Yeah, Ben, they're done that. Let's just get to the game. If you're a third-year player on the Chiefs, this is all you know.
Oh, yeah. I heard they love the ref questions, guys. I I think we should ask him more about that. I think people love it. But the refs definitely favor them. But they do. But obviously they do. It's obvious, right? Ask all the questions you want. It's right there. They do. What I said is if you tell somebody, Don't think about an elephant, what do they think of immediately? An elephant. So think about the refs knowing, Don't make a controversial call and don't make a controversial call, and don't make a call for the Chiefs. What are they going to think of? I can't make a call, but then you're going to be thinking about the Chiefs and all the penalties against the Eagles. I don't know. It's a mental thing. It's a very mental thing. I like the idea of the two of you hosting a game show together. What would it be? He's got the shirt. I don't know. He's got the shirt. I know. He's got the shirt. I thank you, I guess. He's not feeling well. She's roasting you. I don't think that that was a compliment, I'm going to be honest with you.
No, the game show shirt is definitely not a compliment. Listen, I'm going to be honest with you. I planned out what I was going to wear. This is not my planned thing for today. I had cold sweats in the morning, and the other shirt was like, linen, and I was like, I can't wear that shirt because I'm going to sweat through it, and then I'm going to have like, sweaty pits, and it's a whole thing, so I had to switch it up. I'm wearing a fishing shirt today. He's crazy. Whatever excuses you want to come You wanted to look like you were straight out of Miami Vice. We get it. You know what? It's okay. You know what? I don't want to host a game show with you. Wow. Look what you did. Next time, you need a guest in five minutes. Wow, yes. Next time, someone has a baby. Next time, someone has a baby Baby. Stop procreating people. Stop. Check out her podcast, The Offensive Line, Andy Agar. We appreciate it as always. I look forward to coming on again. Of course. Thank you, guys. From Fireside Conversations football Sundays. Winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life.
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You enjoying yourself here, man? Yeah, just chilling, man. Just chilling. Lauren with me, my PR lady, my uncle, my team. It's a blessing to be here, man. Are you first time to Radio Row? What? By the way, it's not really Radio Row anymore, okay? Like, radio is dying of slow death. It's all digital row now. A bunch of podcasts. Yeah, but you're enjoying it, huh? Yeah, for sure, man. Grateful. Cool. Tell us what you're doing with Psycho How about you, Bunny, this week. Yeah, man. Psycho Bunny. We did a deal. They looked out. I was interested in them. Never really heard much about them, but somebody brought it to my attention. Man, I like what they had to offer. They looked out, gave me some clothes and stuff like that to rock and support and trying to create this relationship. Obviously, they got me looking good out here. Yeah, you do. I'm just trying to put it on, man. How does it work with Psycho Bunny? You just call them like, I need some clothes. Man, I I wish... No, it do be that easy. No, I'm just playing. Really, my marketing guys and stuff like that, they reach out to people for me.
But sometimes I've been doing my own research and I'm real like a fly swaggy guy. Sometimes I reach out, like you said, in DMs and things like that and just say, Hey, man, I I really like what you guys got going on. I feel like I can represent you guys well and myself. A lot of people say I could really talk, and they be like, Yeah, man, let's talk about it, and get them to connect with my marketing people. The next year, we all talk and the deal is done. I like that you're still doing that. You're still DMing people yourself. Then like, I'll send you my people now. Yeah, I like to DM a lot of people. I just DMed Checkers. I just did a deal with Checkers. Okay. I worked the drive through the video, going to drop here soon. It was fun. Went to a local Checkers in Tampa, worked the drive through and stuff like that. Did you really? Yeah, but it was all just based off of DMing them. I was big on Checkers growing up, obviously, me and my brothers, my three other brothers. It was smooth, man. There's no better fries than checkers.
Are they the best fries, checkers? Oh, yeah. The best fries ever. Really? Mcdonald's? No. Checkers fries are better? Yeah. Really? Yeah, 100%. Rashaad. For real? Have you never had checkers fries? I have, but I've had McDonald's fries as well. Different animal. When I left When I was walking to drive through, they gave me a free large fry. I appreciated that. That's it. Wait, hold on a second. That's all you got, my God. No, I can't speak on the number we got, but life is good. How many people recognize you when you're going How did you drive through? A lot of people, honestly. A lot of people were surprised. But a lot of people haven't seen this look of me wearing my glasses and stuff like that. Normally, I don't wear them and stuff like that. They were just like, Hold on. So caught them by surprise, but the video should be good, though. I'm good I can feel interacting with people. I love the fans in Tampa. Were you trying to mess with them a little bit? Have fun with them? Yeah, for sure. I mess with a lot of people all the time. A lot of people don't really...
If I'm walking around and stuff like that, people know who you are, but a lot of people are obviously scared to talk to you and stuff like that. But then sometimes what people do, they'll be like, You look like Rasha White. It keeps going. Sometimes I just be like, No, I look just like them, the running back pretty much. I like to mess with people. Then I'll just be like, I feel bad. I'll be like, No, that is me, man. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, ma'am. Stuff like that. But yeah, because I like to go to the I'm LA fitness. I like to hoop with some guys and stuff like that. Be careful. Don't say that too loud. You got to know what you're doing. Don't get hurt, man. That's all I'm saying. No, you got to know for sure. It ain't 5: 05. I like to get shots up. You know football. It's been an argument for a land of time. Football players think they can play basketball. Basketball players think they can play football. I like to still keep my jumper loose. You see that? You see that form right there?
You can play basketball. Yeah, I'm fine. You can play in the NBA, couldn't you? A lot of people be like, Oh, you were Side and stuff like that. I'll be like, No, that ain't me. What do you think about Lucas right? Man, that was crazy, man. Crazy, right? Yeah. You want to know what's crazy? I had just went because my family live in Dallas. I had just went to Dallas with my uncle and stuff like that. I was looking at some properties and some commercial real estate. We went to the game and said, Courside and Luca, obviously, he didn't play. He been out for like 15, 16 games. He never was. I guess that's why he got traded. We were just like, damn, when he come back, man, they're going to be really good, though. They really got a good squad. When they come back and the Lively, Derek Lively, had just got hurt. When they come back, they get their team back. They're going to be nice. But then that happened. It happened when I'm like... Because I'm on Easter time. Yeah, overnight. People woke up, they were like, what? 11: 00 AM, 12: 00 AM at night.
11: 00 PM, 12: 00 AM at night. My boy was talking about on the phone like, Hold on. He thought he was being pranked or something like that. There's no way people just talk on social media, but Shams reported it. He's like, Shams must have got hacked or something. Everyone thought that because we'd never seen a trade of that magnitude in the NBA. You love hoop, huh? Yeah, I love hoop, man. You got to watch basketball at a certain time, though. You know what I'm saying? I'm not trying to say guys, I play home every night. For sure, after football. Then just when the stakes get higher. The stakes get higher, the seed is coming out of the wire. Who's your team? I'm not really a team guy. I'm I'm more been like, I was just fans of players. I like to study games. Regardless of football or basketball, I really like to just study game and be fans of players and stuff like that. I always been a LeBron James fan. You can say, Yeah, I follow him, but I never really rent a team or something like that. It's always been I'm LeBron James guy, just like that.
I just like guys, I respect game. We love Baker Mayfield on this show. Billy loves Baker Mayfield. He's been on the show with us before. That has to be a fun guy to play with. In a normal How did that happen? How did that happen? I just said, I like it. Do you not like Baker Mayfield? Are you going to make up a news here? I'm not like you, Billy. I love Baker Mayfield. No, I like Baker. I feel like with Baker, you're always in it. You also like with Baker, you're always a throw away from being out of it. But you're always in it with Baker. I feel like he changed that. Yeah, he has been a little careful this year. Turnovers ain't been a problem. He changed that. Good situation. He just cares, though. He just seems like a good teammate. That's all I'm saying. That's all we're saying. For sure. Play hard. That's the thing, man. Obviously, we got to give respect and credit what credit is due. This guy coming off for two amazing years, and I'm pretty sure he going to have another third one back to back. You're an NFL running back.
When you watch Saquon Barkley, do you marvel at him the way we do? Man, you just respect game. Really? You respect game. That's all you can do. We don't be like, Oh, exaggerated like you all, but yeah, you be like, Damn, man. He's just a ball player. He's different. That's just how real and how you was raised. Real ball players, real competitors. You just be like, Man, certain intangibles, certain things you can't teach. What you realize about them watching other guys, everybody game is different. Everybody game is different. You're from Kansas City, huh? Yeah, I am. You grew up a Chief fan? Yeah. You like this run? Man, the run been... I mean, they didn't draft me, so I wouldn't say I really like it, but I respect it. What I could say is, though, for the city, yes. For being a hometown native, Just going through all the trials of Tribulations, all the different quarterbacks. Because they love the Chiefs. They love it. They die hard. They were one of the best fan bases I've ever seen growing up in my life. Mahomes ridiculous. The greatest ever? I wouldn't... I mean, I played with- You're not going there yet.
I like that. Yeah, I give credit with credit as good. Yeah, Baker's up there. I played with the greatest ever, which I was grateful for in my rookie year. I played with Tom Ready in my rookie year last year in Temple, so I played with the greatest ever, but Mahomes is on his This is interesting because Mahomes is trying to do something that no quarterback has ever done in the history of the NFL, which is win three straight Super Bowl. People are saying that will put him in the discussion with Tom braided as the greatest ever. But here's what Mahomes has that Mahomes can never get back. Head to head, braided beat him. Yeah, for sure. You guys beat him. Yeah, you won't ever get that back, but man. It's a crazy take. You can tell him it's crazy. It's not crazy. Three in a row, no one's done before. I'd rather win head to head. I mean, You went three in a row just because no one done before. I wouldn't say that makes you the greatest ever. There's still time and stuff like that. You got to... Durability. You got to take into account a lot of things, obviously, two stats and stuff like that.
But yeah, it's my home's like one Before B, yeah, but you still got 1A, and then 1A comes out before B. No doubt. I love that you go to brands that you like, and then you get marketing deals out of them. It's great. They don't come to you. You're going to them, which is awesome. But tell us one more time about Psycho Bunny on the We appreciate your time, my man. Yeah, man. I just want to thank Psycho Bunny for supplying these clothes and things like that that I have on today, obviously, making me look good on radio row or digital row, whatever we're going to call it now. Digital row, yeah. You remember that. I appreciate the partnership, and I'm obviously looking forward and happy for it to grow. What do you think of this man's outfit who's about to walk in? Let's see if we can get a reaction from you. Hold on, Billy. Do you know who's walking in? I do know, yeah. Stiletto. Tommy DeVino's agent. Yeah. Man, that's different. He can use some psycho bunny. Yeah, he's different. He's different breed. He can use some psycho bunny. Tell him, give me a call.
Yeah, make some intros there. I appreciate you. We appreciate you, man. Enjoy the rest of the week here, man. No problem, man. All right. Thank you, Rasha. The guy spilt pasta sauce all over my leg walking in here. What do you mean a guy? Listen, Radio Row Super Bowl week, that's what it's all about. He was a fake. He had an actual dish, and it sauced, but it was a string, and then he pulled it back. He got me. I said, Dude, what if I was Joe Pesci and Goodfellas? Wait a minute. But you're not, though. No, I'm not. But who knows? You never know if I got to turn into that animal, right? Yeah. But it's an odd response to someone dropping pasta songs. What if I was Joe Pesci? Wait a minute. Someone just walking around pretend to spill boss on people here? No, outside, coming in. Yeah. You're going to take them out later or what are you going to do, Stilano? I got a guy that handles that. He does wear a leather jacket. How many guys do you have to handle things for you? You know what? Everything's above board, but I definitely got a team around me.
Yeah. Got cousin Veto and Uncle Angelo and all that good stuff. I'm trying to get situated with these things. I think we're good. I think you got to take the hat off. I don't think that's happening. You know what? My hairdresser, she screwed up. She gave me a monk haircut, so I'm going to hold off. I'm just kidding. Are you comfortable, though, right now with the hatsets? Yeah, I'm good. You know what? I I just did this with one of the Boston stations. All right. Yeah, I feel good. How'd that go? I'm sure that was a thrill, Boston. They're always very nice. Zolak, he gave me the- Zolak. He gave me the Heisman many years. Then finally, I said, he reached out. I was like, All right, you know what? I don't have no grudges or anything. I said, It is the hometown, even though I immigrated more to New York. Sure. But New York has been great. I love New York. Yeah. Your suit is great. I appreciate it. I got a really good Vincenzo Jersey guy. He did it up. It is Bill's theme color. We thought the Bill's were getting there. But at the end- You might want to wait for the outcome before you do that.
This isn't something that gets turned around in a week. Yeah, it doesn't. It was a month out. At the end of the day, it's not as bad as a tattoo, right? How many Mama Lukes? They end up getting tattoos on them with a logo. What are What are you doing? You can take the suit off. Yeah, the suit can come off. It's got this Super Bowl logo inside of it. Nice. You know what? It's the Bill's theme, and it all goes in hand. What are you doing with PXG? Pxg is a great partner. Obviously, the whole balance in Zen is important to me and self-care. Pxg turns me from a free agent to a first rounder in terms of golf. That club, it does a lot of the work. I have PXGs, by the way. They're fantastic. They are. Yes. They are absolutely… It's the secret weapon. They're a golf pro that when I went in, he held my hand. He really completely transformed my swing, my speed. But I feel like the PXG is a secret weapon. I got a guy, obviously, for other things. Of course you did. But PXG is my guy for golf.
I have a huge draft party every year. Up at the Ferncroft Country Club in Middleton, 18 In-hole celebrity golf. Years past, I lost a lot of balls. This year, I think with the PXGs, we're going to get it done. But some of my guys, Tommy, Kam Lewis, have also used the clubs, and they love it, and it's helping them drastically. Are we invited? One Wow. April 24th. You guys can set up-This is great. Yes. April 24th. April 24th. Seriously. You guys can set up either... I mean, if you want to play a little bit. He wants to play golf. He has no interest in actually working. I want to play andPlay and work. Play and work. That's a bet. All right. 424. I like that. 424. We can get the details with exchange info. You got to bring the canolis, though. I'll bring the canolis. I love a good canoli. I do. Well, Mike's Pastry, which is the mecca of Boston bakeries, they'll do most of the desserts. Then we have Tuscan Kitchen, which is great. I'm a big foodie. I have to chase Billy's smile and his looks anytime he makes a look. He was making fun of me when I told you I have PXG clubs.
I don't know why. I'm going to find that now. I think you're an agent, but you're cutting your own deals as well, which is incredible. Well, Tom and DeVito asked me, he said, Are you the only agent that has an agent? And I'm like, No. It's incredible. I said, Tommy, I said, You know me, there's no way that I would let some... I got to do. I mean, it's almost like a condition with negotiating. You guys love what you do, and I feed off I mean, that's so important. But yeah, I mean, look, the whole viral thing has been amazing, not for my clients because the Rolodex off the field went to another level. It's been great for certain guys, maybe that didn't have Tommy's folk hero status, that are really talented and have unique brands but don't get the exposure. Yeah, there's been a lot of some collabor. I'm working on a TV project as well that I'm excited about this is going to be great. You're It's agents working on it. Hold on a second. Because of going viral, you've had brands reach out to you that then you can use for your clients.
Yes. That's crazy. It's so good. It has been. I'm very fortunate. One Nectar, great brand right here. This thing, I'm going to give you that. This is going to be a secret weapon. What is it? It's a little caffeine right there. You travel, you don't know what type of espresso you're going to get down here. This isn't going to disappoint. It's just a little caffeine you pop in with your PXG putter. You walk around, you put it. You didn't forget about PXG there. That was very well done by you. You tried to weave them together. I saw the wheels in motion like, How am I going to weave this together? I just did. I looked at 12 o'clock and said, Oh, no. I got to undercut the linebacker on this dig route to get to the other side so Tommy can feed me. How did you go about meeting the Pope? You know what? So good. Like I mentioned before, your grandmother I had a sauce. It's like an Italian thing, you don't disclose. But a couple of things. I was on the red carpet last year, the ESPN honor, excuse me, NFL honors. I had a young girl interview me, and she asked me a bunch of questions.
One question was like, if you could change closets for the day, who would it be with? I said, The Pope. I said, I love his look. I love to be able to anoint-The Pope's look. You should have dressed like the Pope today. That would have been great. Oh, my God. That's what would Well, no, the Pope has been doing that. I forgot about that. I had a dear friend that's based in Italy. She was phenomenal and the stars aligned. But my job, it's so action-packed, 100 miles an hour all the time. But sitting in Saint Peter Square, I was able to really take a step back and really reflect. Saint Sebastian is my patriotic saint of athletes, of sitting next to a priest, and he's like, I had my tie on with my of St. Sebastian. He's like, Have you been to the catechons of Saint Sebastiano? I was like, What's that? He's like, It's where he was executed in his tomb and blah, blah, blah. 30-minute cab ride after the Pope, I go there and I go through 2000-year-old tunnels. I go to where he was executed. Then I go back through tunnels and up and just had a cleansing moment there for everything that went down for Tommy, Million of One, did what he did and having a chance to have an audience with the Pope.
Then St. Sebastian as a saint I've prayed to. I give coins to all my guys. I know I'm going off a little bit on the Pope, but it was just… Italy is just a breathtaking euphoria. Were you nervous? You know what? I was because I had an entire conversation with him in Italian, so I didn't want to butcher it. I don't speak fluent Italian by any means. I gifted him a Wilson custom football that had a Vatican code of arms on. Of course you did. I had to go. Not a club or anything? Yeah, you know what? I gave him. I actually- It would be great if you gave him a set of clubs. I would have. That's this year. We're going to have to talk about it. We invite him to the tournament. Yeah, there you go. He could sit down, we could talk to him. We'd fuck for everyone. But I gave him that regalo. We locked eyes and Adam Schefter put it out, which was cool. My mom and dad were just blown away. Of course. That was quite just a surreal moment. But It was pretty sweet. But I didn't get the golf, obviously, over in Italy, which was a bummer.
But you met the Pope. Yeah, exactly. That's a fun- Find the positive. That is. In the photo that was taken, it was just like... It was epic. It was really crazy. Crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. Can I ask you what you talk about with the Pope? I said, great to meet you, your Holiness. What I do, I'm a a sports agent for football, a medicano, and that my grandparents were born in Italy, and I had a regalo, a gift, and he just said, thank you for doing what you do, glorifying God with your work. It was pretty special. Yeah, that's cool. It was cool because you think about it, the agent business, it's like the Tower of Terror. It's so high, low. I'm telling you, Drew Rosenhouse has never met the Pope. He I call Drew the O'G. He, Drew's the pioneer. I don't know. He's done well. But you know what? It's like Mahomes and braided and all the greats. You create your own path. You try to follow your bliss and service your guys. If you have an American idol moment, it's just crazy how it all transpired. But I've been the same guy.
Everybody's like, Oh, this is an act or I've been wearing fedoras. My grandfather, Pasquale, I wear it in his honor. We're just seeing it now. You've always been like this. Always. If you go through the IG, that's what my wife was getting a kick out of. People were just the trolls, whatever, saying whatever. But just like when you're playing, you don't listen to the noise. You just go in there locked in and that's it. Control what you can control. You said you love the art of negotiation. You love to negotiate. I'm wondering, who's the toughest negotiator that you've ever come up against? The Patriots, I I had a lot of guys with the Pats. I had 14 guys win rings with the Patriots. Their roster, if you looked at when they were winning Super Bowl, you know, Katie took the hometown discount. They never, seldom ever really over played a player. I would say the Patriots and the Dallas Cowboys. Really? Yes. Because Dallas, you have layers with Jerry, with Steven, with Adam. Are you dealing directly with Jerry? Everything's funneled up to him. Okay. I did that with Alfred Morris, and that really took a lot of digging deep and really just coming up with a game plan, sticking to it.
Sometimes you got to go that better, best alternative to a negotiation, which is having... Because look, they got all the resources, all the bells and whistles. But we come in there with some unique moves ourselves that we're able to hit them in negotiations. I thought it was a... I thought we definitelyThey met some concessions, and at the end of the day, we got it done. But obviously, there's times when leverage, as we know, how important that is. It's everything. It is. Market value. It's always trying to be a cheerleader or convey a lot of those quantifiable traits that you try to bring value to that a lot of teams might not say, Okay, hey, we don't put a big premium on this, but that you're not getting the statistics All those analytics can't be used, but there's value in other areas. But whether that or even negotiating on little things. Yeah, you just like to negotiate. I just like to negotiate. It's something I don't know, I really gravitated to through the years. I think my guys really see the value in that, that I'm not going to leave a nickel on the table. Yeah.
They appreciate that. Yeah, and not try to do it in a way where the next time around, you're going to get airhold. You show respect for Rosenhaus earlier. We'll get you out of here on this note. Sean Stellana with us on behalf of PXJ. If I gave you a PXJ club and I said you could take it to one agent that you despise, who would that agent be? Wow, that's a great question. Yes. You I mean, I had an agent that stole a player, Andy Sims. Probably at first I wanted to challenge him into a three-round celebrity boxing match. But someone, GM said you would have put him in the hospital and you don't know if you would left. But I'd probably say him. I mean, it is what it is. I don't count. Man, you did not waste time. I didn't think we were going to get an answer. Yeah, probably. Give us a name. It's been sitting there for a while. I'm glad I asked you. You know It is what it is. I don't count the losses, count the wins. It's unfortunate things like that happen, but it is what it is.
I'm in a good place. I got the great guys on the bus. You met the Pope. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You're endorsing PXG. You have an agent. If there's anything that's ever went wrong, and I truly believe there's an experience in all those things. Of course. To grow and to get better. At the end of the day, I believe God puts the right people in your life at the right time, and that's what I've been able to do. Tommy has been just an unbelievable client, but I got a lot of great clients. Fatou Melefano is another third-round pick with the Lions. He's getting ready for next a month. Just that could go on. And Andrew DePauler talking about... He's my Jerry Maguire story. Three-time Pro bowler, the best long snapper in the NFL. Awesome. Blue-collar kid, too. Just humble. That's the guys I want to be around. But It doesn't matter how many times I get to meet the Pope, I'm still the same guy. Grew up eight of us, three bedroom house, slept on a cot, and I got the right core values, and I got a good village, a good team under me.
So we'll see where this thing goes, man. A good bunch of guys. A good bunch of guys. I see you got a good book right there, Stugas. I do, yeah. It's my book, man. That's my book, Stugas' personal record book. You want to sign it for me? Yeah, I'll be honored. I want them to sign it for me. When do we think we're going to wear this Bill's suit again? Or is this a one-time suit situation. No, I'm going to wear it next year when they get to the Super Bowl, but he might do the lining. Are you? You have the bills getting there next year? I do. Because the chiefs don't. I just don't understand. I feel like I'm in a music video or something. I'm getting ready to stop. Reruns. Reruns. But I just think it's crazy. It's like fourth and one. That was clearly a first down. I was sitting directly across. I don't want to blame it on the refs because there's other- But you're blaming it on the refs. I think David Portnoy, El President, he came out. He had a perfect narrative that he put out. But I think he lied.
He said he'll never watch the NFL again. I don't think that's the case. But he definitely We've all said it. Listen, we do this for a living. I'm telling you, I've said crazy things that I don't mean. I don't care about the Jets nearly as much as people think I do. Oh, the Jets. I did see some funny video about a Chinese guy. He was getting kicked in the private bike, hit. He was wearing a cup, and they just kept on kicking and kicking and kicking. They said, This is a Jets fan. That's what it feels like to be a Jets fan. I was like, jeez. I love full disclosure. They keep kicking me in the balls. Love the Green Lantern, Wayne Corbett. That was one of my guys that tried to emulate my game after. He was a talented guy. Your football game? Yeah. You could pull up the highlights. They don't lie. Oh, really? I had a little game. I'm playing tomorrow night in a celebrity flag football game with Terrell Owens. Look at you. Odell Beckham Junior. Right. All for the military. Slot receiver? Yes, slot receiver. Tracy McGrady, RG3. What is this game?
Where is it? Yeah, when and where? It's going to be at... Damn, I'm on my phone. It's at a high school. At a local high school stadium. What? Tomorrow night, 7 o'clock. Okay. Celebrity Sweat puts it on. Super Bowl. If you want to... It's Super Bowl week, three of your own. Basketball game breaks out. If you're down, I promise we won't disappoint. Okay. There you go. Maybe we're down. I think we might be down. I'll text you. If you need tickets, I put them down. They'll be your name. All right. Yeah, we'll... You got me courtside. I can interview everyone and all that. I'll make sure without a doubt. Okay. Now, Didovese. What? Didovese. I don't know what that means. Where's your family from in Italy? My family? No. He's going to laugh at this. No, you're going to love this. I'm Jewish. Yes. Jewish, Italian, Asian, everybody. It's all about family. It's about fashion. That's exactly Faith. That's what makes the world great. I got the nickname from Hank Goldberg when the Sopranos came out. What's your first name? John. John O. We're going to call him John. John O. There you go. I'm anointing you as Paisan today.
I'm no longer Jewish. Just like that. How about that? Amazing. You got From Hank Gilbert. From- The Hammer. Yeah. It was the name of Tony Sperano's boat. Remember? They just asked me. I do. Wichita, ESPN asked me, what was my favorite Sopranos episode? I said, which one? Not the last one. I said my least favorite one was the last one. I said there was so many of them. I remember a funny one. I got an Ab work. Veto sat in the chair and broke it, and it was rolling on the ground. It was pretty funny. You are a piece of work, Solana. You know what? I do remember I love you, man. I appreciate it, brother. I do remember when Tony Soprano was on the golf course with Junior, and Junior was going down south, and he started talking about sushi, and that was actually hitting from both sides of the rough. Jesus. I might need one of these. Take it. This is for my Siena, Sicily. We're going to go gold. Take them. Listen, get to us on the basketball game. Perhaps we'll be there tomorrow night. The football game. Look me in the eyes right now.
I love you. I love you. You had me at hello. There you go. Thank you, buddy. Enjoy the rest of your week, man. No doubt. Okay. All right. You fly a little delayed, I heard, right? Yeah, a little bit late coming out of there. Can't not know that you're on the flight, Tom. Oh, Diggers. Diggers is on a flight. He take off on time. I just want to get there safe. That's my thing. Yeah, but don't you say, Hey, listen, the greatest running back of all time is on the flight. What are we doing? Let's go. They're like, Who is that? Where's he at? Not you, old man. Not you. Eric, I know you. You think you're the best running back of all time. No. You don't? No. My guy OJ Simpson. Really? Oj. Wow. The greatest of all time to me. That's why I played the position. Because of OJ? Because of OJ, yeah. You're watching him as a kid and you said, I want to do what OJ does. That's exactly it. I want to play position. They had me at a slot receiver and all that slot back. I'm like, I don't like this.
I'm like, I'm not going to play running back. You're too tall. When did you know you would be good enough to play in the NFL? At what age? Was there a moment? You know what? I think it was probably my junior year in college. Matter of fact, my good friend, Harvey Armstrong, he played for the Eagles. They came back to play the Cowboys. Eric, he said, Man, they're talking about drafting you. I'm like, Really? I was shocked. I'm like, Really? He said, I'm like, You said, Hey, you might be a number one pick. I'm like, What did he get? I had no idea. I met Wilbur Montgomery, and I don't forgive him. I saw him, I'm like, Man, he played. I could play. He was small. I like Wilbur. Yes. Great player for the Eagles. Great player. That's the time I thought I had a shot to play. What did it get? A lot of money. It wasn't a lot of money, but it was a lot of money to me back then. Back then, it was a lot of money, though. You see the money now, you're like, Oh, Jesus. But you know what?
I'm not envious of those guys. I'm happy for them. They deserve it. I know how tough that game is and what it does to you. Do you have a good relationship with Saquon? Do you know Saquon at all? I don't know him. I talked to him after he He had his last year. He got to 2,000 yards. I got his number from a guy that I know that works for the Eagles. I gave him a call. He sent me to mind. I called him, I talked to him. I told him, I said, Man, you had a great season. I told him my AP story. I said, I talked to AP. He had 2,000 yards. I called him the next day and I said AP, a great season. He said, Thanks, Eric. I said, Man, let me ask you a question. Don't you have a game where you got the most yards in the game? He said, Yeah, 295. I said, Oh, yeah. I said, You want anybody to break that record? I said, No, I said, Exactly. That's so good. I told him, Great season. My thing is that I saw what Shady McCoy said that I said that it should be an asterisk by that.
That's bullshit. I never said that. I would never say that because I knew how hard it is to get 2,000 yards. Because there's 17 games and all that? Yeah, I don't believe that. Oj did in 14. I did in 15, one extra game. I don't play that game. I mean, 2,000 yards is 2,000 yards. I don't care if it's games. It is what it is. But did I even want him to break it? No. You were happy that's Adam. I have a 12-year-old son. I'm not saying he's going to play pro football, but man, he is some athlete. I saw him when he was four years old. He's some athlete. He told his mom last year. She was in the car with him. She said, I got to tell you what Dallas said. He said, What? She said, My dad has a record, doesn't he? She said, Yeah, what is it? He said, 2000 yards. He said, 2000 yards? He said, I'm going to break that record. I said, Okay, now that would be what I would want. You'd be okay with that? Oh my God. I'd be. That'd be perfect. Perfect. That'd be perfect.
Do you think your kid's going to play? Does he like football? He loves the ball. He does. But I don't let him play tackle yet. Really? No, I didn't play flags, 7: 07, but I don't let him play tackle. I just don't think he's not. He's not ready? He's ready, but I don't want him to play. I think eighth and ninth grade would be... He's in sixth grade right now. I think ninth grade would It was a good time from the start. Wait, but you seem like, is there a conflict here because the game is brutal? That's why. Is there a conflict with you letting him play in general, or are you okay once he gets to a certain age? In general, I don't even want him to play, to be honest with you. But if he wants to play, Because his mom and I got into a little bit of argument about it. She wanted him to play like, man, like right now. I'm like, no. She's like, What so-and-so says. I'm like, Who the hell is so-and-so? Well, he played in college. I'm like, I played in college, too. How is that conversation?
I said, Listen to the Home of I'm arguing with her. I said, He's not going to be behind. He's a good athlete. Then I said, Okay, let me break it down to you. I said, You know how you panic? I mean, she's a panic mom. I said, Imagine him getting hurt When I turned you and say, Dallas, you'd be on the field, over the fence. She said, Yeah, you're right. I said, No, I said, He's not bad. I don't want that for him yet. Now, he talked to me about it. I said, Son, let me explain. I said, Dallas, you're 12. I You're going to play football? 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. Okay, that's a high school. I said, Now, you play college? 18, 19, 20. I said, All that foot? I said, Dallas, that's a lot of hit. I said, They're not pulling flags. They're hitting. Especially your position. Yeah, and that's where he plays. He said, That's your right. That was the end of it. He said, I'll play when you say I can play. That was it. Well, that's a weird age, too, right? Because some kids are growing faster than others.
You could be the same age, but you're totally different sizes, body types at the time? Yeah, I just don't... The head injuries and stuff. Look, I know what is done. I'm not the same guy I was. I know I'm not. I just got the thing. I got on a set of Parkinson's, and I'm not for getting stuff. I just call it like I see it. I don't want that for him. My mother hated football. She hated it. She said, Eric, I hate that sport. The only thing is you make it look so easy, son. I said, But it's not. She said, I'm going to hit this. That's not normal. She said, That's not normal. It's not normal. That's not normal. But it is what it is. But if he wants to play when it's time, I didn't play. There'll be a time where he can make his own decision. He can make his own decision. You did make it look like effortless, man. You did. Eric, you're the greatest running back I've ever watched on a football field. Thanks, man. Thank you. I appreciate it. Like I said, my guy was OJ. That's why I played that position.
You're with the NFL Alumni this week on three for obesity. Tell us what you're doing there. Just talking about going to the doctor, getting checkups, because I can speak for Black men, us, and especially Black athletes. We have a tendency, they don't want to go to the doctor. Now, I got to tell you, me, I'll go to the doctor. My wife, no. I've driven myself to the ER before. You're a hypochondriac. My heart don't feel like it's beating right. I'm serious. I stayed in the hospital. She said, Wait, I'm in the hospital. You have made a best friend building. Hold on. You just went missing one day. It's like, Where are you? I got in the hospital. She knew. I said, I'm going to the ER. Then she hadn't come in. She said, Wait, I'm in the hospital. Check me in. I'm What? I said, They're going to check me in. I said, They're going to run some tests. Okay, you want to come over? I said, No, I'm good. I'm big on that. I have hypertension. It's certain things that you have to do to take care of yourself. Trying to eat right, even though I don't eat right all the time, I got a sweet problem.
Other than that, man, I try to work out. I mean, I'm 64 years old. People say you like to even play, but I can't play no football. Trust me, I can't take them hits. But you look great, though, man. A young 64, I would say. Is it? I don't know. I look in the mirror and I'm like, Who the hell is this old man? I broke in my house. Wait, how often are you driving yourself to the doctor? Did the doctor ever say, Eric, get out of here. You're fine. No, it's not. I'm going to tell you, it's at least maybe once every other year I go, something like that. Billy. I love it. Billy's there every week, just so you know. Yeah, he lives at an hospital. Look, if you're tuning up your car every 3,000 miles, why not a good check-up every extra while? It's like, okay, if you just drive and drive the car, drive the car, the oil is running, and the car is like, the lights are flashing. The body tells you, Hey, I'm hurting over here. I can't breathe. I've got a bad headache. It's giving you warning signs, and you got to take care of it.
I love that your wife took someone else's opinion besides yours on your son's football career. I love that. One day, I'm out there, he's playing football, and I'm telling him, Hey, dude, I said, Stop making all the cuts. Just make a cut and go. He said, Well, Mama said, I said, Why Mama don't play no football? Do you know what your dad does? I swear. Let me tell you, he think his dad. It don't even matter. I love it because he's so nonchalant, he's real laid back. But Daddy, I try to show him something. Yeah, I know. I'm like, Okay. They know everything. Yeah, they know everything. Then he listened to you before they listen to me. I'm telling you, I guarantee you. I guarantee you. My kids will listen to Billy before they listen to me. Anyway, we appreciate your time, man. Thank you. Have a great week down here in New Orleans. One more time on the way out, if you want to talk about it, NFL alumni on three for obesity. What are you doing? Once again, making sure that you go get checkups, go to the doctor. It's very important. I got to say it's important to make sure you eat right because guys at a certain age, the body don't work with it.
It doesn't work like it used to. It doesn't digest like it used to. It doesn't digest like it used to. You got that right. So take care of yourself. What's your candy that you got? Your go-to sweet? Cakes. I I got a cake. It's like pound cake. It's a bad town to like cake. Isn't it? Isn't it a bad town? It's a bad week for you. If I lived here, I think I'd be. They'd be like, I eat up the whole time. Schedule a doctor's appointment for Monday, Eric, because this is going to be a long week We appreciate your time, man. Thank you so much. Thank you. All right. From Fireside Conversations to Football Sunday, days. Winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is the perfect time for friends, family, and great tasting light beer. Taste like Miller time. I know what you're thinking. This is it, this Sunday, the end of the road. The big game, the last football game of the season. I'm sad. No, let's not be sad.
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