Transcript of Alley Oop 153: LeBron vs Jeanie Buss?! Lakers Drama Sparks NBA Chaos | Giannis, Ja Morant & WNBA Fallout

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I'm going to hand it over to the kids. Freddy Kruger, you did hit D. Brown, them two. You got to know, man, we're going to be coming to you live. Bro, lock in, man. That's all I'm going to say, man. We're on a whole different platform.

We're running with scissors, Juju, just like the kids.

You got to know. Welcome back to the Alley Oop. I am Juju Goddy, I'm joined by Freddy Kruger himself, a. K. A. Herself, Trista Crick. How are you doing, my sister?

I'm doing good, Juju. I think this is Cashmere.

It's Cashmere? Excuse me, pardon me.

It's Cashmere. And the pants, You can't see the pants. The pants are suede, so I'm sweating out of my mind in the studio right now.

You cannot mention suede pants and not show us the suede pants. I'm so sorry. I was rolling. Listen to the audience, she getting them together right now, listening to the audience. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. I understand way more clearly now. It's called sauce. You're born with it. You feel me? If you ain't got it, you're lost, if you don't know.

Listen, it has to all knew it together. Red and Brown was never a combo I ever thought about putting together. And then it came in, I said, With these sway pants, family? Come on, now.

Come on, man. Mush belt, man. Got to coordinate. Anyway, Speaking of mushroom belts and coordinating, Yannis Antetokounmpo, bruh. This brother done been booing the fans back. He done been saying a lot to the postgame reporters. Last night, he shot 11 shots only. I ain't never known Yannis to shoot 11 shots. And then after the postgame, here's what he had to say. We're not playing together. Our chemistry is not there. These guys are being selfish. Look, cut it off, Mr. Brett. Cut it off, man. I don't need to hear no more, bro. Trade this man now, bro. Get him out of there, bro. You're a hero to the city. You bought a championship to Milwaukee, so respect got to be put on your name. Anybody not putting their respect on your name is a goofball. But at the same time, we don't need to hear all this, man. I'm good on all this, bro. Just send my voice somewhere, bro, because I'm over it. What you think, sis?

I don't like the inconsistency. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, Have you ever dated somebody, Juju? And on Tuesday, they're like, We're locked in. It's us for life. I got this whole Harry Potter chronology for our soon to be kids. We're putting them in the bet. You know what I mean? I have all What do you think about this ring, et cetera, et cetera? And then by Friday, they're like, Man, see, this is why we're never going to make it. You're like, What? What did you say? Yannis is that way with the Bucks. He goes on and says, There's never any world where we're going to be traded, where I'm going to be asked to be traded. There's never any world where I want to go anywhere else besides Milwaukee. And then he goes out and does his best Trista Crick impression be smerching the entire team. We know you're talking about Kyle Kuzma. We know that. But we know when you say guys are trying to get their own shots, this has already been documented between Kyle Kuzma and Spencer Dinwiddie when they played in Washington together. We know Kuzma is out for himself.

We saw that pink sweater, put that into the B roll. That's a man who only thinks about himself, okay? We know that. Yannis, but you're getting to that point, too. Everything's about your legacy. Everything's about how a team needs to be comprised around you. And you're only shooting 11 times, and you're besmirching the rest of your teammates. It's time for you. You know this roster is trash. Put the Superman cape on, go usage rate 45 % like we all know you have to do, and get the damn job done because you're losing to the Brooklynets.

Boom. Roasted. Next. Come on.

Is it facts or not facts, though?

It's facts, bro. I'm over this shit. Anybody got time to hear this, bro? Every time you get on the mic, you're trying to enlighten us. You're trying to kick knowledge. Bro, go shoot some hoops, bro. You're looking ass out there. Your team is ass. That's what's more important right now. You're getting paid too much money to keep making please to us. Don't tell us how sorry your team is. Get in practice and practice with them boys and tell them. You feel me? And then post-game, are we doing this wrong? My tax is bad. The team, we ain't selling the honeybons for the right price. The concession stand selling hot dog. We don't even need hot dog. We actually need vegan meat. Bro, trade this, man. This is bad for business at this point, bro. You got young talent on the team, for real. Outside of your honest, you got some talent on the team. What's the point guard name? What is it? Hollins?

Ryan Hollins.

Ryan Hollins, bro. You feel me? You got some pieces there. I don't need to be hearing this no more, bro.

This man, Yannis, is over here being like, Oh, the relationship with the Bucks has taken me to a strange and dark place.

Right, bro. Come on, bro. You got too many M&Ls for all this, bro. Nobody give it down. She ain't put the toilet seat down. I don't know if it's going to work out. Bro, come on, bro. You play for the Bucks. You're the hero in Milwaukee. Put pressure on them folks to make some trades before the deadline or tell them folks to trade you. I'm over it. I don't give it down to me because you still play for the bucks. You're boring to me. How about this? New flash. I never liked you anyway. How about that? I'm going to just put it out there. I never liked the Bucs anyway. The championship you won, I thought it was some BS because you played the Suns. My bad. The smercher got a hold of me right quick. I'm so sorry. I got to calm myself down.

You did. You got infected. We do need to point out, though, that Kevin Durant had a foot size, one-half smaller. You wouldn't even got to the finals. But that's, as USA Juju, neither here nor there.

Nor there. You did. Moving on, man. Neither here nor there. Should have been the WNBA schedule release, bro. Just when I think the WNBA can't possibly be more goofy or whoever's making the decision, this can't possibly get goofier than this. Don't folks one up me every time. They be like, checkmate, my brother. I am goofy. Don't folks release the schedule release in the middle of the CBA negotiations. Wnba players from all over the nation responding online like, what the hell? Even Asia. Asia putting up posts. Come on, bro. You saw that, sis. Cathy, Sis. Sis. Strike Seven.

What's crazy. And first and foremost, I will say, as a Portland native, I'm very conflicted about this. Did you ever watch Watch Portlandia.

You got to know I did. Salute to Fred Armiston, the GOAT.

They brought Fred Armiston back for the WMBA schedule release. Again, I hadn't thought about this. Ms. Rebecca, can you play this? And I want Juju's reaction. They actually didn't even really release the schedule there. They did the schedule announcement based on bringing back Portlandia.

Bro, and I also saw that they bought back one, two, one, two, three, released them. You know what I'm talking about? Yes. I don't know how to I'm sad. Go ahead, roll it, Ms. Rebecca.

Did you hear? I have. Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you hear? Here. Did you hear? Here. Did you hear? Here. Did you hear? Look at me. Did you hear? Hi, Sonia. Hey, guys. Did you hear? The Portland Fire WMBA team is coming back this season.

What do you mean?

They haven't been a team since 2002. Yeah, they're coming back. 2026 is their debut season.

Big seal.

That's awesome. Portland Fire reignited. Should we get season tickets? Yeah. All right. I wonder when they're going to announce the schedule for next season. That's crazy. By the way, I feel like it's a lot when we don't know if there's going to be a season.

Bro, come on, man. That's a slap in the face. If I'm at negotiations and you're putting up The schedule. Bro, you playing with me right now. Hold on. You all boys are actually playing. You all got dates that you all think. So you all just confident this shit is going to work out. You all are confident we ain't finna going on a strike. Oh, say less. I'll be back. Staying right there. I'm right back. Staying right there, though.

It's a tough scenario right now. The CBA negotiations are feeling like they're at a standstill. Unrival said they could play all 12 months if they needed to. It's a goopy season over here in the W.

Come on, man. Bro, speaking of arrival, man, I don't know the folks know, bro. Them folks done pulled the kids over there, man. This is an impromptu announcement with In the show, man. The show Good Follow. The Rains have been handed over to the kids. Freddy Kruger, D. Brown, them two, you got to know, man, we're going to be coming to you live. Bro, lock in, man. That's all I'm going to say, man. We on a whole different platform.

We're running with scissors, Juju, just like the kids.

You got to know, straightforward. First interview with Nafisa Carly yesterday. Come on, man.

How did it go? Went well?

Bro, it went fire as hell, bro. I promise it's so cool, bro. Neither here nor there. Lock in. It's on Goodfoll. I think @goodfollow on YouTube, @goodfollow wherever you follow your follows. You got to know. Moving on, though. Jimmy Butler went down with an injury, derailing the entire warriors situation they had gone, the plans, proceedings, the outlooks, the pie charts, the pie graphs, the bar graph, it ain't the same no more without the boy over there. Did you see this? How do you think the warriors should move moving forward? Is it over for them boys or does this open the door for a major trade?

I can only hope, Juju, but to me, it's over. It's over now, move over. It's my turn It's my hair. It's my hair. It's over now.

It's my hair. Sorry. Damn, sorry. Damn, bruh, say less. The besmircher has spoken. Moving on. Bro, I'm going to just say this right here. This is impromptu. This is on our topic sheet, but it just crossed my mind. Free CJ McCollum, man. What? Free CJ McCollum, bruh. I'm What are you talking about? I'm sorry. Look, just go with me here. Follow me. Follow me now if you want to get on. Salute it eens and carry on. Okay.

Let's go on.

I had to play for the Portland Trailblazers. Salute. They on the rise. Harlem World, we on the rise. I had to play for the New Orleans Pelicans. Salute. I had to play for the Washington damn bullets. Salute. Now I done got shipped off to the house, man. Come on, man. Stal me out, D-bo, bro. Come on, get the boot off my neck, man. Please allow me to be free. Let me choose who I want to play for one time, bro. Send this man to a contender. I get it. It's not as horrible as it seems here in Atlanta. He's a great compliment and repeat here in Atlanta because Jalen Johnson is our All-Star. I don't know if you news flash, Jalen Johnson is the NBA All-Star this week. I mean, this year, if you don't know, now you know, and I'm breaking that news. But at the same time- All right, so I've got something here that is going to change your opinion.

I don't know. Ms. Rebecca, I sent a link. Go ahead and play it.

Ms. Rebecca, you sent a link. Ms. Rebecca, free CJ McCollum until he's backwards.

See, CJ McCollum is out here feeling very free. You can tell he's feeling a little too free.

I don't give a damn how he feeling. Oh, yeah. See, this is why he got to free him. A two can tie. Mccollum working, lost the ball, scoops it back up, forces up a player. Shot is still good. Oh, my God. To lose the game. That game was such a dope fart. You're right. That's what I'm saying. Free my boy, bro, right now? Because he don't ever act like that. I ain't never seen him act like that at the end of the game. My boy had to win. Kobe because he like, Bro, this is my career now. If I don't do it here, then when am I going to do it? Send him to the Lakers. Oh, send my boy to the Rockets. The Rockets need a point guard. You know what I mean? No, they do. Come on, bro. Imagine CJ over there.

If I was to ask you how much... We're not pocket watching.

Okay, I'm going to put my blinders on.

But if I was to ask you how much money CJ McCollum, a 6'2 combo guard who's really not a shooting guard because he's too small, really not a point guard- I'll detect this besmirching in here.

Is this besmirch area or is you give me facts right now? Okay, if I was to ask you how much money combo guard CJ McCollum has made in his career in all these in all these places he needed to be freed from, how much money would you say? Man, look here, man. I want to answer your question, but I feel like that's neither here nor there in the grass game.

I feel like my boys and you- You don't think You don't think 300 million is enough to stall me out?

It's enough. And he was a player what? The President for a little while? Yes. It's definitely enough. I'm just saying the little kid, he been bawling. C. J. Colin will never have a day in his life where he's not bawling. It don't matter. Moving forward.

Pass the ball to Jalen Johnson when it's the end of the game and he's open and you have multiple defenders hanging on you like earings, like dreads. Okay? Like, they're so deep. They're so deep in your head. They're stuck to it.

My dog said, earings. Moving on, man. Last subject before we switch to the boy style.

You better bring up this LeBron article. If you don't bring up this LeBron article, I'm going to be mad.

And as a matter of fact, on cue, the LeBron article. Jeanie Buss has been making a fuss. I rap. I'm here all week, you know what I mean? And I didn't even know it. But I'm going to let you take this one away. I feel like I've been hammering a lot.

No, you've been good today. You've been really good. Let me just start by saying for anybody who doesn't know this, because you got to be really focused in on NBA news to know this. If you You read any article, you haven't read the headline, you haven't read the article, you haven't seen the thumbnail, all you need to know is the byline says, Baxter Holmes, you are Get the the Dump button ready. You are so because he's coming with receipts, and none of them are good. Remember the last time we checked in on Baxter Holmes, He was ending the ownership of Robert Sarver as the Phoenix Suns owner for all theisms. Now he's coming after the Buss family, and I know that he's probably... Essentially, the headline is, Jeanie Buss fired all her brothers when she sold the team, and she hates LeBron.

First off, I want to start this by saying Happy International Women's Day. First Is that what today is? I don't think it is. Real hoopers know exactly what that means, but neither here nor there.

Oh, I remember that.

With LeBron and Jeanie Bust and the other home girl.

When he was laid up with her on the bench.

Right. Then he would have a care in the world. It didn't look like she was too mad at him then, and that looked like around the time that they're talking about, but hey, ain't none of my business. Moving on, man.

Wait, before the The thing that's crazy. Hold on, let me grab this for Ms. Rebecca as I'm doing a little on par situation so that we could pull it up so that they can see.

I don't think that's the right word for that. I don't think on par is the right- So that they're on par with us?

We've got some nonsports watching.

I don't think that's how you used it. I'm pretty sure that's not how you used it.

Jeanie Buss came out after the fact, and she was like, I'm so sad that this family drama, that's the one he was sitting with the Rambus.

First and foremost, Happy International Women's Day, man. Come on, bro. How can I not say this? If you don't hear from me, who's going to tell you?

He was sitting with him the whole game, and he was kekeing a lot. And literally, it was like, oh, Happy International Women's Day. Sitting next to the baddies. One more, one more production, one more production. Here's another one.

And I saw your Keke in. You feel me? I saw you kekeing over there. It's a little homeboy.

You know that LeBron's wife would be like, Hey, what was that about when you and Jeanie and you and Linda Rambis? Like, that's your harem and these snow bunnies are over here running their hands through your receding hairline.

Come on, brother. That's what I'm saying, man. It's just the same person that said they don't like my boy. Ms. Rebecca, you are a freak, bo. She found the most sensual. No, I said that. I said it. Oh, you said it? I'm about to say. I'm about to say, Ms. Rebecca, you be on point, man.

That one just happened to be that good. I really, I didn't know. I did it blind. It was a blind link send.

Right.

Yes. So Jeanie Buss said, though, she said, What was the quote? It's not really right, given all the great things LeBron has done for the Lakers, that he has to be pulled into my family drama. To say it wasn't appreciated is just not true and completely unfair to him. What do you think?

I think I'm playing the world's smallest violin right now for the entire situation, all these millionaires, all these M&Ms. The superstar, the guy who bought you a championship not act exactly like you wanted him to act. The guy who you got the son, he didn't appreciate you having this son. I don't give a damn. How about that? Win some games.

That's where I'm at. In the article, Baxter Holmes said that Jeanie was not happy that Clutch Sports was so involved, which we knew was going to happen. Exactly. She didn't like that LeBron wouldn't take accountability for the awful Russell Westbrook trade. That was going to happen. Today also is a 12-month... Or no, not 12-month, but it's the anniversary of LeBron James lying about the 81-point Kobe Bryant performance. So happy International Women's Day to you, Juju. And then thirdly, in the article, she said that the James family was not grateful enough that they drafted Brawny when nobody else... Essentially, the context is that we were the only ones that would draft him, and we drafted him for you.

These are quotes. Is this her saying this to the camera somewhere? No. Or is this somebody saying that she said this?

Somebody saying that she said it.

That's what I'm saying. A lie make a halfway around the world for the truth, get out of bed, man. I need to see her say this. I need to see what she's saying about this, for I just ground with this. Why is your grand with this? You feel me? As a person that's of that irk, I hear you report her right now with your first initial report, but it's been a lot of initial the reports out here that's being debunked, if you will. So salute to the report now, but I'm ready to hear what Ms. Jean got to say about all this, because I'm pretty sure her tone won't be as harsh as they're making it seem. That's my opinion. Maybe it is. Maybe it's worse. Maybe she come out and be like, You know what? Bleep LeBron. I never liked him. I was being fake as hell on women's day. Sorry, you caught me. You figured me out.

Moving on. Let's get to these boy stops.

Yes, sir, man. Boy, What I did not know is that Jeanie Buss is married to comedian Jay Moore.

Yes, who we definitely need on the show.

Interesante. That one.

We need to give them the boy stop where it's LeBron next to Jeanie and the Rambis and the final one.

What's going on there? Maybe LeBron is her hall pass. I don't know what the fuck is going on there.

You have to get Jaymore. Hey, hell no. We have to get Jaymore on Mama's neighborhood.

Oh, my God. That is interesante. Okay, I think we should do this one from Trista right here. And then I think I got one, too. Here we go. Here we go. Let me pull this up.

I can't wait for Juju's reaction to this.

Okay, here we go.

Who is this?

Some random. Pause it. Hold up. It says... Pause it. It says, Y'all repost him on social media. I painted him on the walls of my screen. You got to expand this so that he can see the full screen of her with this song, Making Gun movements. Play it.

Play it one She was going to play one more time. I'm pretty sure we cannot play this. I don't know what Sis got going on. Look, I don't know who Sis is. She's an attorney. Attorney Cierra Norris. Salute. You got to know. Shot with Sis. If you need a lawyer. But I don't know. It might have been a goofy move, man. You're sitting there to, Kwan. It's a big girl. Stop. On Martin Luther King Day, first of all, don't tribute me this way with Rich Homie Kwan. Can we leave Rich Homie Kwan out my tribute? And I love Kwan. Salute. Come on, rest in peace, Rich Homie Kwan. Come on now. But still, this is Martin Luther King Day.

Even without the sound, the gun movement The gun movements for a guy that was known for anti-violence, non-violence movements.

The gun movements for a guy who was gunned down. That's an elephant in the room. Let's just keep the gun. But look, since attorney at law, I'm pretty sure you're a fire attorney, but you are a horrible decision-maker when it comes to what to post on social media.

I'm going to say this right now. If I ended up... You need to disclose this video to your clients because it shows me that your decision making is all messed up. You painted them on your wall. You got Rich Homey Kwan in the background. You got Lagun movements, and you made a second post with your son reading all the comments that I literally broke my neck to read. I literally ran. I ran to the comment section so fast. I tore an ACL. And you had your Your 16-year-old son reading the comments of you getting fried, and you doubled and tripled down and said, If Martin Luther King was alive right now, he would love me.

Also, has an MLK been to enough? It's not even a good painting. How about a good painting also? Did she paint it herself? That's what I want to know. I feel like it's a low-blow. It looks like Marvin painted.

That's a low blow. Marvin Luther King.

You're not a Jack of a Sister.

Marvin Luther King. It's the off-rand MLK. That's hilarious.

Come on, it's the Marshall. You can't say it's cis talent, bro. She talented, man. Come on now. We ain't doing all that. She was a bitch, Rebecca, from the top row, ladies and gentlemen. Frog splash, right on her talent.

She paid For the same artist that did the Cristiano Ronaldo statue.

Yeah, I mean, it's hair. But stop, though, sis.

Girls, stop. If you had to guess where that lawyer... I don't even know. I have no idea. Where is that lawyer His office location.

But it's no matter where in Atlanta, I don't give a damn. A thousand %. I don't care what nobody tell me. I know she in Atlanta, no matter where.

I just know. It's like God came down and told me, She's on Peach tree.

And she grew up with Rich O'Miquan. That's the tribute. Next video, Ms. Rebecca.

And she's an accident attorney because that pain is an accident.

Oh, yeah. She's an ambulance chaser for sure.

Where are we at? Fifteen yards on that one.

I give myself a flag on that one.

That was a mom joke.

It was, but I like him now. I like him from time to time.

All right, Ja Morant going to the hole, thinking he's fired, complaining to the referee. I don't think he was fired. And then he pushed Mo in the back. Then Mo ain't having none of that, bro. Bro, I I've been there before, bro. You mess around and push the wrong person, and you realize all you could do is smile because you realize, oh, damn, what did I get myself into? He pushed him first. There it is.

There we go.

Push him. It's looking like you shouldn't push my boy.

That's it right there.

There it is.

Let it ride.

Let it ride.

And then guess what happened? As soon as you do that, you get jacked up. I'm jacking you up by your jersey. Job, my doll, bro. I I love Ja Morant, but you were tripping right here, bro. You tried that man, and then you realized, Holy moly, what have I gotten myself into? My jersey is.

The quickness at which he came up on... It was like he had already knew in his brain he was going to be pushed. It was Usain Bolt level quick. What?

And... Bro. It's a no. Jack that man up instantly, bruh. Ja Morant, we were selling them Wolf tickets. Boy, stop, man. Sometimes you pushed the wrong one and it looked like you did. And that concludes another episode of the Alley Oop. Please remember to go to @DLSHoops on YouTube. I'm talking about obliterate the like button. I'm talking about, please give your boy and your girl some likes and some love. Help me, please. Some subscriptions. Subscribe, unsubscribed, resubscribed again. See how that tricks the algorithm. Let's fool these folks. You dig it? Let's get this thing going, man. We need your support. We need your help.

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Who the hell are we?

Any last words on the way out, sis?

We'll see you Tuesday, folks. More NBA news, more pop culture news. Same bad time.

Same bad channel.

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