Transcript of A Classic Josh-Vs.-Lamar Battle, the Week 1 Panic Meter, Guess the Lines and Parent Corner With Cousin Sal

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Lots of stats, lots of points. And yet you can't trust them in moments like this. I'm sure it'll be fine. We'll forget this game 15 weeks from now, but Better win for the Bills or worse loss for the Ravens?

I think it's a worse loss for the Ravens. I feel like for the first two and a half hours, maybe I'm wrong. They seem focused on, all right, we're not fucking around. We're going to get the one seed and we know what to do it this year, right? And we're light years ahead. That's a more depressing thing. I watch these two teams. I'm like, holy shit, these teams are so much better than the team I root for. But it's true. No, but honestly, why are we betting these? I might not bet the Sunday night game anyway, just because I'm on with you afterwards, and this should be a pleasant thing. But to bet Baltimore Buffalo, I think it's like, why are we doing this to ourselves? It's going to be a classic. It's going to be one tiptoe in bounds or not. It's like going to a Michelin One Star restaurant and loading up on gummies ahead of time. Like, no, let's enjoy the great meals.

Yeah, but they rope it up this in this one because this game was done. The Ravens were scoring every time they had the ball. The fans were leaving for a reason. I called house halfway through the fourth quarter to talk about our Ringer 107. I'm like, well, two and two. I'm really mad at the Falcons. We should be three and one. I just didn't see a scenario where if the Ravens had the ball of the lead, they weren't going to be able to put away the game. The Bills have that weird, awkward drive midway through the fourth quarter near the end of it. Ravens get it back, fumble. Now all of a sudden it's like, oh, what happened? And then the Ravens had just an awful three and out in the last two and a half minutes of the game where it's like, just use Lamar, use Derrick Henry, just use your assets. They haven't stopped it all day. And I thought they played scared and conservatively. But I just... This Lamar versus Josh, I was thinking about it during the game. This is the best possible football game we can have in 2025 with these two guys.

There's no better matchup. There are no two players I'd rather see play each other. And it's weird to shove Mahomes to the side when he's won three Super Bowl and he's allegedly the face of the league. But I just think this is the marquee matchup from an entertainment standpoint. Am I correct?

You're correct. The Chiefs are not the team that scores 40. Not that... Some people don't like the 40-40 games, but I loved it. I enjoyed We saw the two best players going at it at the highest level. But Mahomes and the Chiefs aren't there anymore. I don't think they have been in four years where they could score in the 40s consistently. But it was such a great one. And I just feel like we're idiots for having so much riding on it. There should be something, no, but something. All right, if we're going to bet it and we have all these bets- That's like now betting Canelo Crawford next week.

You have to bet it. It's the two best quarterbacks. All right.

But can we hook up some device that buzzes our neck hard if we We can cash in at 15 to one on live odds on the freaking bills.

It's a zag the other way.

Yeah, we should have to be able to do that. But a great game. It was unfortunate with Henry because he dominated, and then that's the big fumbled, and that's what everyone's going to talk about. But Yeah, you don't want to give any... Either of these quarterbacks the ball last. That punt, did you have a problem with that punt on fourth and three? I thought it was weird.

I mean, what are they going to do? They're going to go for that? Then you don't get it, and you're basically handing them the game.

But maybe you get it back is the thing. You've seen them score. There's 80 points. It's rained the last three weeks. Bring a freaking umbrella. You know they're going to score again if you don't wind that clock out.

I don't know. Yeah, I guess. So the Bills defense, I just thought got crushed all night. It was embarrassing. They were just giving up big plays all over the place, and it almost seemed like the Ravens couldn't decide which big play to go for. I I thought Allen was spectacular. I thought the Ravens defense was better than the Bills defense in this game. And Allen just made a couple of awesome throws. And when they had the all 22 behind him camera for some of the throws, this is why a month ago when I was like, I know he doesn't have the resume yet, but I find it hard to believe there's a better quarterback than Josh right now. And he needed this one, I think. Because if the Ravens come back and they flip what happened last year in the playoff game, the Bills defense has all these questions, and it's like, same old, same old They mauled with the Bills. They're going to go 12 and 5 or 13 and 4 in a crappy division. And I'm still not going to trust their infrastructure and their coaching and all these other things. But now they can say, no, it's different this year.

Remember when we came back? And then if you're the Ravens, it's like, we did this last year. And then we won 10, 11 in a row. Nobody loses dumber games in the fourth quarter than the Ravens. And I guess I got to take some accountability because on our Ringer 107 chat, I was doing all the records and I had House and I had two and two. And all of a sudden the bill scored again and it was a one-score game. People were like, You're doing your jinks to... I'm like, No, you're fine. The Ravens stopped the Ravens all game. I'll take some accountability. It was a rookie mistake for me in my mid-fifties.

I think all... I think actually, Collinsworth was blaming you after the game. Bill, just shut your mouth and watch these two. Bill, shut the hell up. Come on. Who needs to hear from you right now? I just want to spoon with these two quarterbacks at halftime. Is that against the rules?

I was thinking the Collinsworth tackle scale. Lamar is at 10, and Josh is like a nine and a half. I think my home is probably at nine because Lamar had that crazy scramble when he almost got... I feel like he does this once a game on national TV. I almost get sacked twice. I do the Wurly Burled. All of a sudden, I'm running, and I think they said in Next Gen stats, he traveled 76 yards. But as he was doing it, if you rewind it, you can hear Collins were like,. He's just like, Ed McMahon.

He wasn't even tackled yet.

He was just running.

He was He was running and then Henry ran. Oh, my God.

But both of those guys, they were just... Especially when you're watching all the games all day, they're just so clearly above all these other guys we watched all day.

Definitely. Definitely some of those quarterbacks at 1: 00 PM on the East Coast. Yeah. And so many times you thought the bills were done, right? Between the two guys just running faster than anybody, Lamar and Henry. And then DeAndre is making these one-handed catch us. I was like, well, that's unfair. He's 32, 33. He's going to bring that in. Who the hell is even going to come close to stopping this team? But they have some grit, man, the Bills, to be able to come back from that when everybody in the world thought they were done.

To be able to come back from their fans walking out. They ended up with almost 500 yards of offense, 497 and 389 passing. Meanwhile, the Baltimore had 114 passing, 238 rushing. And I swear they had 20 plus plays. The Buffalo 29 first downs. Do you see if you had to bet right now, I could give you an over-under of one, and you could bet the push of these two teams in the AFC title game. Would you go zero, one or two?

What the hell am I answering here? Oh, how many of the teams?

Oh, I see. Ravens bills. Sorry to be making confusing. I'll give you zero, one, or two.

I'll go two.

So you're going both are in.

Yeah. All right. I think the Chiefs now fall back a little bit. I'm going to say one.

I think one of them makes it, one of them doesn't.

But then who jumps in? So then the Chiefs would have to upset. It really would be an upset at this point. I think, that these guys are playing like this.

Maybe the Chargers after what we saw in Brazil.

You know what's interesting? I looked at the MVP 20 minutes ago. It was Lamar 3 to 1, Allen plus 500. Now it's Allen plus 380, Lamar plus 5: 50.

This is on Fandel?

This is on Fandel. And Henry, 125 to 1. He was 65 to 1, 20 minutes ago.

Just that fumble killed him?

Yeah, that was it.

Was Daniel Jones on there or no?

No, but can he win Comeback player? I don't know.

Baker, 33 to 1. Jordan loved down to 12 to one. Remember we were talking about that when that was 25 to 1. I love talking about this. I had another unbelievable one. So in fantasy, in the league that we care about, the knockout league, we have a lot drama that we got to talk about a little bit later. I had James Cook going against the Bill's defense, and I'm down like 20 plus points to our friend, the MOOC. And the fantasy site we use has me as a 1% chance of winning for 2 hours. Meanwhile, James Cook has a shutdown. He has 18 points. The Bill's defense has nothing. And I'm six back with that last TD drive, and they still have me at 1%. I'm like, Update the site, you motherfuckers. And then Cook gets stuffed at the half-inch line. And that's been the story of me in fantasy football for 18 years, not to mention gambling, losing this game.

So sorry. I don't think the guru watches the games. It's like, Hey, the defense is playing with seven players. Cook should not be at one % on the dog.

The guru is definitely AI. So the other thing we had were the unders today were 11 and one before this game. And the two games that went over went spectacularly over. This game and the bizarre Jet Stewards game. And then everything The house went under. And I have no explanation for that.

Yeah, but we always know this. This is where you and I need to be smarter. It's like the offensive lines are the latest to gel, right? Why are we betting under? It's like, just, all right, if we lose, whatever, then we can move on to a different narrative. But yeah, I was so mad. I did tell you that Stealers Jets, I didn't think they'd be... I didn't think Rodgers was doing for four touch downs, but I thought that was a four box game. Ended up being a great one.

Yeah, you did call that one. I got to hand it to you. So the Bills, that was their first win by 15 plus in the fourth quarter in the regular season since 1967 before either of us were alive. Right. Memorable game. I picked the Bills to win the Super Bowl, to beat the Green Bay Packers. Did you have them in the Super Bowl or not?

I have them beating the Bucaneers, so I'll stick with it.

I'll It's so weird. It was a loss for us with the Ravens today, but a win for us long term. And I think the Bills, I'd be shocked if they didn't sign Jibril Peppers, who the Patriots inexplicably waived last week and then probably needed today. But I just think they're going to keep throwing bodies at that safety issue and try to figure it out.

Listen, we're excited and rightfully so about this game, but the Ravens beat them in the regular season, right? And then the Bills beat them in the playoff. So can only put too much weight on September on number seven.

Usually when a fan shoves the player on another team and then the star player on that team shoves the fan back and we have a stance altercation, the karma of that usually sinks the fan base. It's the opposite. It seemed like it He ignited the bills. Yeah. He got fired up. Lamar shoved one of our guys. We don't have some drunk idiot, probably. I don't know if he was drunk or just crazy leaning over. Way to get involved. Yeah, he's going to cash in.

He's going to get 14 signed balls now because of it.

Yeah. You think he'll be victimized somehow? Sure. Where'd you have in the Philly's lady? Where'd you have in that whole thing? She's great. That was too harsh for her?

Too harsh? Yeah. I don't know. I go too far.

We have three aunts who would do that.

Yeah, I know. But it's like, we're going to find out where she lives. She's never going to work another day again. It's like, all right. In the moment, she got caught up and thought the ball was her. Probably shouldn't have left her seat. But people do dumb things. Philly's fan, too.

Yeah, Philly's fan. Any other Ravens bills takes?

Not really. I mean, again, I was just- You seem to strut.

I lost a lot of money, Sal. You lost money.

I was on the 107. We had the Ravens as well. And And that third part of it, what I said earlier, that my team is never going to be even close to that good. You're the either, by the way. We'll talk about it.

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You tell me what the number is from a zero to 10. We got to start with the Dolphins. They got absolutely demolished. I think the halftime, the yardage was like Indy had 270 or something like that. And Miami had 44. Two looked atrocious. Daniel Jones, his career was rejuvenated to the point that There's now Comeback Player of the Year action on him. Indy, statistically, had the best offense, I think, of week one heading into this game, and then the Bills Ravens demolished him. But you and I, neither of us like Miami heading into the season. And I think the over-under landed at seven and a half. I bet it multiple times. I have them all under five and a half. I just thought they're going to suck. And guess what? They suck. I don't know if it's going to last, but they suck today.

I think you nailed it. I would be careful because they have your team next week, so maybe don't say too much. But seven and a half to panic meter, we're picking a number or goes there-I mean, I got a 10 on Miami. What would you do for Miami? I think seven and a half is a good number for that, too. But yeah, I would say eight because their defense is way worse than I thought, too. I mean, two, we could throw the picks, and We could point and laugh at that stuff. That's going to happen, I guess. But the Colts, this is a weird stat. The Colts had seven drives the whole game and scored on every one of them, and that's never happened or that hasn't happened in 70 years. How do you have seven drives? You have three drives, one half? One and a half. You had three drives.

They had a couple of long ones. There was interceptions where they got the ball in Miami territory. And then, I don't know, a lot of clock killing.

39: 21 time of possession. So that's pretty dumb dominant, but good job. I mean, that guy, if they don't fire him, is it Halloween? Do we have a name for that? Can you get to Halloween?

I was going to ask you this. We lost the klapper. Sadly, we didn't really lose him because he's on MBC and we have to watch him on television. We have to watch him fill during a rain delay. We lost Coach Middle Seat. We need a new Coach Whipping Boy with a nickname, and obviously it should be Mike McDaniel. Possible nicknames for him, Mike McWeerdo, Coach One Day Closer to Death, because that was a quote from his. Mike Mcdon't? I don't know. What do we want to call him? Or maybe we let the listeners come up with it or people in the YouTube chat. It's got to be on the par of the Klapper and Coach Middlstein. I don't know. I don't mind Coach One Day Closer to Death.

That's pretty good. I'd like to hit the nerd angle a little. If someone's thinking about it, I can't. What's the Coach McDonalds and Dragons? I don't know. I don't know what his thing would be, but he's more annoying. If you're a tough guy- Coach McDunjins? Oh, that's good. Coach McDunjins.

I don't know. The Klapper, that shout out to Lombardi. I don't know if we ever stopped popping the cracker. I don't mind Coach One Day Closer to Death because he's also closer to- Oh, that's right. He's close to the first Coach Fire. Yeah, he had that quote. When he He was shaking off a bad practice and said, We're all one day closer to death. Coach McDeff. That might be it. The other achievement they did. So I had them in the multi-view, knocked them out like halfway through the second quarter. I don't even remember a week one, you need to go. Here's the door. Here are the keys to your car. The valley is pulling car up. Please leave. Just knocked out. Never going to be seen again because we had eight games in the early games. Had to get them out.

Next week, we have nine. One day, FanDuel is going to have odds on how long it takes for you to knock a certain game out of your four box. That would be great.

I thought it was going to be Pittsburgh Jets. I thought it would have been over under 50 minutes, just like a slug best 6: 00 to 3: 00. They just kept For the fourth quarter. And it actually was entertaining, as you said. Week one, panic ranking. I'm going to go. I'm going higher than you. I'm going nine and a half for Miami because defensive backs, terrible. Offensive line didn't look good. Two I don't know. And then the coaching thing and just the general malaise. But they are good in the pats who seem like a mess against the Raiders.

My son looked, there was a shot of Tyreek Hill just convulsing on the sideline. He's like, oh, he's crashing out. That's a big thing with the kids, crashing out. I was like, what's that bad? Is that tweaking? Yeah. Is that the medical thing? Should he really be... It's like, no, he'll be all right. He's just crashing out. Like, oh, he's having a little tantrum. That's good. So he'll demand the trade in three weeks.

So old. Crashing out.

Yeah, crashing out. Okay.

Week one, panic crackings. Kansas City's AFC West dominance. So they're in last place for the first time since 1998. It's interesting. Vegas looked good. We're going to talk about that game later. Vegas' offense looked good, and I was pretty impressed by them in general, the Bauers to get hurt. The Chargers were awesome on Friday in Brazil.

Excellent.

And then Denver turned the ball over four times at home and somehow still 1 by 8. Kc's AFC West run, do you still think they win the division? And is that a panic yet?

I'm going to stay with it. I'm going to say a five panic, but that could jump to a seven if they lose to the Eagles. I know it's not a division game, but yeah, they could be in a little bit of trouble. I mean, it's a giant loss. They're not moving the ball. Like I said, you're not going to count on Kelsey for three touch downs every two weeks or anything.

Well, Kelsey, with the friendly fire, just ovulating worthy. It wasn't a great way to start the game. Also wasn't great in our guillotine league for our publicist, Louis K, who I think is getting bounced, who got one play out of Xavier worthy, and that was it for him.

Yeah, that's bad news. I'm in another league with someone like worthy and AJ Brown. So it was like a zero, a one across the board. Yeah, Chiefs are plus 170. What were they? It was like a pick-up, right?

Yeah, they were minus 110. So they're plus 170 on Fandil. Chargers are Plus 190. Broncos are plus 260. So they were around 300 to 330 all year, and now that's plus 260. And then the Raiders are nine to one. That Chief's plus 170. That has to be the highest it's been since they've had Mahomes. There can't be any other situation where they haven't been minus 110 or higher.

That year, they went on the road. They still won the division, right? Yeah, they always win the division. Yeah. Plus 17 is giant.

Well, I'll tell you, would you want to talk about that game now really quick? Sure. Why not? That Friday Brazil. First, I'm never betting on the Brazil game again. So good luck to the rest of the Brazil games. I just think we're two in a row. Just put that game over there. It's just basically on crack. Herbert was incredible. That was the best game I've ever seen him play. And I know I've been in the camp of, all right, can he at least earn it before we call him the top seven QB? And the nerds love him, and it's been this whole thing. And the nerds have always been about the potential of him and the efficiency versus the actual results and stuff like getting his ass kicked in the playoffs last year. He fucking crushed the Chiefs in that game. That was one thing. The Chiefs defense, I thought, looked really wobbly. And then same stuff with Chiefs offense, where the explosive plays seemed just really hard for them. Now, worthy went out early. But they remind me of the pats after the '07 between the two errors before they got it going again, when they're in that a weird...

Trying to figure out who they were and the infrastructure was there and they still had the QB, but it was obviously a transition from one era to another. And I just wonder what the ceiling for them is. I didn't think they were impressive at all.

No, they weren't. So the My feeling is, are they 11 and 0 in one score games going forward? Because that's what they were last year, right?

They're 0 and 1, right?

0 and 1. But what do we expect? Is this going to be a team that hangs on and makes you pay in the end? I mean, it didn't They looked like they were dominant, like you said. Like, Herbert, we've seen... How many quarterbacks have we seen in our life? Like 73,000? I don't know. But when he's hopping around in the pocket and he has time, I get like Dan Moreno vibes. I'm like, he's going to complete this pass. I don't know where it's going. And now I feel like he's comfortable. He had eight different pass catchers on Friday, whatever day it was. And Quentin Johnston looks like a serious player now. So it's like a different offense.

He was killing them on third and longs, which are usually where the Chiefs would dial up some spagnola or something. It wasn't working in that game. And the other thing we talked about this when we did the preseason thing about Slater going out and how they were equipped to replace that better than in the league because they could move Joe Alt over, which still made them weaker. But they did have Joe Walt, who was the sixth pick in the draft two years ago. And by all counts, he was awesome in the game. But then the advanced metrics of like, he was 0 for 44. And when you tried to pressure him. He just completely dominated whoever he was going against. There's a little nobody believes in us, too, that I considered. I shorted them. I went against them for the playoffs, but everybody had either Denver or KC in that division. Everybody had them going backwards, the Slater injury. But I thought they had a little oomph to them in that game.

Well, first of all, I think we overvalue or overrate or don't know how to analyze offensive line injuries. Like that, Vera Tucker guy goes out for the Jets, and he's obviously their best lineman, and they're still scoring.

Somehow it didn't matter. For the right tackle in the Falcons, they're still moving the ball.

Right. So just maybe ignore it. I know it could be a disaster if two or three of these guys go out. But I don't know if it's nobody believes in us, but it might just be nobody roots for us. Nobody roots for us like they do in Brazil. Yeah. Because I feel like people love the chargers. They want the chargers to win. They want the bangles to win. These are teams that disappoint over and over and over for one reason or another.

What do you got for the Ravens in the panic scale? I mean, they've literally been here before.

No, that's a good team. That's a great team. I mean, they're not going to win the division, you don't think? You saw Cincinnati, you thought was better than that.

Pittsburgh, fine. With about eight minutes left in that game, the lead of this podcast would have been, holy shit, Baltimore's head and shoulders above every team in the league. And this is what they did multiple times last year, where they would play these. That's why the Heart and Rockets analogy is so perfect them. Hit a million threes, and then the game gets tight, and all of a sudden, those threes, it gets a little tighter. I'm not worried about them. I'm a two. It's a dumb loss, and nobody will remember it happen eight weeks from now. It's way more important for Buffalo. The Bryce Young bandwagon, he was bad.

Yeah.

He was bad. And that was a weird game because there was a very strange- Barely ended-Lightening delay.

Just now.

It was 3: 00 to 3: 00 for a while. Then it was 10: 03. There was a lightning delay. Travis Etienne ran for 71 yards, took him down inside the 20. All of a sudden, it was 17: 00 to 3: 00. And Bryce Young, two picks, a fumble. He had a pick six that got saved by a Jacksonville penalty. He called back.

On the other side of the field, and then he follows it up with a shutdown. So his stats would have looked a lot worse than that.

And then the other one he had, which really should be... There should be a way to keep track of this. Fourth and goal, throws it out of the end zone. That should almost be a turnover. If you're not, instead of throwing it out of the end zone, just lob it into a group of people and hope it gets batted around or something. You know it's not going to work throwing it in the end zone. So I just thought he was awful. And I didn't really understand the Bryce Young. I mean, it was nice that he wasn't a bust last year because he played better. But it wasn't like, oh, here comes Bryce Young. He was okay second half of last year, compared to what we thought he was going to be, but he was bad today.

I I think he took him to overtime three times or something. It's a little overblown how great he was towards the end of the year. But it's a bad sign that they got Andy Dalton, the driver, the team, which means they're looking to put him in anytime soon.

They got him a 24-hour wave.

It's like secret service protection for the quarterback, but just when it comes to driving.

De Bruyce on bandwagon, I'm going to put it at a solid seven.

Yeah, that's good. Okay. I'll go seven.

How about the Detroit Lynes offense without Ben Johnson? What do you got for that?

I'm going four here. I don't know why. I mean, isn't that to be expected that they're out of sorts a little in the offense without a great coordinator, and the athletes are good enough that they'll eventually catch up. You forget, the dumb thing is a lot of these guys didn't play in preseason, right? Yeah. So if you lose a coordinator and you don't play in preseason, that first game is going to suck. You had the packers, right?

I did. I thought the lines offensive line was pretty sketchy in that game. And that game was not as close as the final score. The game felt like it was over for an hour and a half. And at one point, it was 23 to three, 26, three, something like that. I'm more worried about the Detroit offense than you. I think that Ben Johnson, they just had an overqualified coaching staff, and now they have a normal coaching staff on top of not having as good on an offensive line, which was one of the reasons to go with them. So I'm probably like a six with that.

I think Gibbs had 10 receptions for 31 yards or something. We saw five stats that never existed before, and that's what we- Oh, man, they were trying so hard to get him going.

Yeah. Next One for the pain of grandkings, Bo Nicks' fantasy owners.

Yeah.

He wasn't a top five fantasy QB, but he was right there. Like, oh, if I can get Bo Nicks, I'm good.

Yeah.

He was awful in that Tennessee game, really bad. In the Broncos in general, the offense was alarmingly bad. But I thought he was bad. This was the Bo Nicks we were worried about when he was coming out of college. So I'm at least a five for my Super Bowl fringe contender, Bronco's hopes that I had, and then win the division, all that stuff.

I'll put it at a five also. He was not good today at all. Probably could have four interceptions. He calls his own number a lot. He runs his way out of bad situations. So that's good. And he threw a dime The countdown pass was very solid. But for the first half, it looked like he was the rookie, and Kam Ward was the second-year quarterback, like Caleb Williams versus Will Levis game one Last year, but it picked up.

That game had, and we all snipped it out. We knew it was survivor. We knew it was teases and parlors. That game had all the makings. And Denver did everything they could to try, but the Titans offensively They had no chance against that Bronco's defense. They couldn't move the ball.

I think that was the NFL eliminator gods putting their hand on our shoulders. Hey, guys, it's not going to be easy this year. Don't think you're going to-We had that.

We had Arizona against New Orleans, New Orleans driving at the end, and then we had that ridiculous Cleveland-Cincinnati game. Next for the panic rankings. The look on another person's face as you tell them, I think I'm going to bet the Falcons at home. What are your thoughts? Because for me, it needs to be intervention, like TV intervention style. Like the first of a one hour show in the '90s where somebody knocks on the character's door and it's like, Hey, can you come over to Bobby's house? And then all his friends are there and they intervene. I'm just never doing it again. I can't do it again. I can't.

I'm writing down all the things you're never doing again. That one I'm never doing again.

And then I had a drive that was an hour long to try to go ahead in the fourth quarter where they were inside the 10 and somehow had two consecutive four down. There were challenges. It ended up being 10 plays inside the five. And then they got it, and then they lost anyway.

Yeah, I feel like we get it with Pennex already. Every play is going to be him diving for the pylon. It's going to be close or his knee is down, or his elbow's down before he reached over the goal line. But I thought we agreed not to bet this one. I thought we said we like Tampa Bay. Tampa Bay is banged up. We're going to sit out because Atlanta is going to probably win this game, and then we Then we could pound Tampa Bay for the division. That's not how it worked out, but there's still minus 170. I wouldn't mind that. And you could blame yourself, too. You did the Falcons three exclamation points on our text when Pennix scored there, I think.

I did. I forgot Baker Mayfield. Yeah. Well, to Bundo said in our text thread that for some reason, Kuh has been involved in an intimate moment of 42 straight Falcons games. I don't know how that's possible.

1 PM, yeah.

It's funny how I did not think he was going to make that kick. Boswell in the Pittsburgh Jets game, it's like, Boswell from 6: 00. It's like, this will be good from 90. And Kuh is a good kicker, but for some reason, there was a little bit of a stink. He'd already missed a P-A-T earlier in the game. I thought Tampa- Tampa missed a P-A-T, right?

Yeah. Mcflaher missed. The special teams is awful today. I know it takes a minute for the offensive lines to gel, but the special teams, other than the Steelers, somehow, Boswell getting out there all of a sudden. I don't know, was he a top three kicker you would trust for that? I couldn't believe how confidently he went out there and knocked it through.

Last one for the panic rankings, Houston's offense, which looked awful against the Rams. Now, they're missing a couple of receivers, but I thought their offensive line was alarming. And the Rams, they're good defense. It's not that good. And Houston just couldn't do anything. They took out Collins. And this was big fear with Houston going into it. All of us were trying to figure out a different AFC South team to pick. None of us could talk ourselves into Jacksonville, Indianapolis, or Tennessee. Everyone begrudgingly took the text in, Well, they have CJ Stroud. They have some good receivers. Their defense is good. I thought the offense... The fact that they were relying on nick Chubb like that, too, was just... I kept hearing rumors of this the last couple of weeks, but man, nine points for them, and I'm concerned.

Yeah, I'll give it a six. I'll give it a six only because you don't need to score a lot to win that division, probably. But yeah, our friend Hinch drafted... He drafted Marks. I was like, What? Who is that? He's like, It's the fourth string running back to Texas. He's grabbing me Texas. Is that ARX or CK? How is that? But you said two receivers were gone and Collins did nothing. So weird game.

Do we have a Nobody believes in us team, in your opinion, yet in 2025? Because I think the nominees are Las Vegas and Indianapolis, unless there's another team I can't think of. I think those would be the two.

I guess. Yeah. Oh, man. We really want to do this with Indianapolis.

I'm just trying to think of a team that won today, that it is actually conceivable they'd make the playoffs, but it seems ridiculous. I think those would be the two.

I think you're right. I think the Raiders were the only underdog who won outright today, right? Well, I guess the Bills, technically. But yeah, so that would make sense. I'll throw the Jaguars in there. I know you don't like them, but I believe in them. I think they win that division.

We can talk about that game in a second. Did week one change your mind on anything from how you felt before the season? Is there one thing where you're like, Oh, I would mulligan the shit out of that?

I was trying to think about that. What would I take back? So I'm most happy about my Bucks to win the division, making it to the Super Bowl pick. I'm most bummed about shorting the Rams. But like you said, who knows with that game? Maybe the Rams defense isn't that good. And the Texans just didn't bring it for week one. But those are the two right now.

Mine is, I already talked about it with you a week ago about being bullish on the paths and gradually coming off it over the last two, three weeks as a couple of injuries and just some of the feedback coming out of camp and the coaching stuff. And it just seemed like they were preparing people So we're like, Yo, we've had a lot of turnover. We don't have high expectations. I think that one. And then I wish I had gone harder on Detroit or Casey, just not picking one of them to miss the playoffs, because I do think it's really possible that one of those two teams is a year from hell candidate. But I could just see one of those two teams missing it. I don't know if they will, but especially the Lions, I could see a scenario where they don't make it. And we talked about it. We circled that. I didn't have the boss to do it.

Yeah, well, I think you had the right idea right away. Your initial... Maybe the Patriots have the year from hell. Are they the second or third worst team in the league? I'll give you Dolphins Giants. You could be third.

No, we're better than the Browns and the Saints. The funny thing is that they didn't even play well, and they were in that game the whole game. The defense was pretty good. They had pressure the whole game.

I don't know. They gave 362 yards to Gino. I don't know. Gino makes some good plays. But your offense isn't good enough. It's not. You battle back with Keeshaan Buh. What's his name? I don't know. It's going to be tough.

Campbell at left tackle was playing hurt, and they just were working him like a speedback. The offensive line was not great. They couldn't run the ball. I thought Vegas played pretty well, though. One other thing, this isn't a change your mind, but it felt like kick returns, and people were predicting that this could be the case, but I thought kick returns were way more noticeable this year with changing field positions And I thought it had an impact on the Tennessee-Dember game. There's a couple of games where all of a sudden people are on the 45 or the 50, whereas for years and years, we were just having touchbacks and people starting drives on the 22, the 24. Now, all of a sudden, it felt like we were in the 30 to 45, right? Did you notice that? Yeah, I did.

I think, yeah, special teams just in general. We were talking about even punt returns. The bills fumbled a punt return and the more kick returns. I'm still not sure of the rule exactly where you're short of the zone of intention or whatever the hell it's called. But that was such bad clock management. How can you kick it through the end zone in Denver? How does it go to the 10 anyway? I know. That screwed them up.

The only other thing, and I picked Green Bay to make the Super Bowl. This was before the Parsons trade. But I do wonder, this isn't a thing I would change necessarily, but they did have a look to them today, a juggernaughty look. We've seen some teams flash this in week one and they go away, but I was looking at their schedule. Commanders on Thursday, at the Browns, at the Cowboys, by week, Home Bengals, at Cardinals, at Steelers on a Sunday night, Home Panthers, Home home Panthers, home Eagles, at Giants, home bikings, at lines on Thanksgiving. It's not that hard of a schedule.

Every game at Pittsburgh will be close, but yeah, they're favorite in all those.

Yeah. If you said, All right. At gunpoint, pick a team that's going to start out 10: 00. I think I would pick them. I don't think... Probably nobody's going to start 10: 00, but I think that's probably the team that has the best... They didn't really have weaknesses from what we saw today. They can run the ball, they can throw the ball, they can rush the passer, they can cover, they can basically do everything, and they're a monster home team.

It looks like they hit on the rookies, too. Golden solid. Fandle does have first team or last team to lose. They don't have it up right now. I do like that. Parsons played 29 snaps, and he's getting almost all the credit. So it seems like they're going to hate him.

Out of those 29, he had four or five genuinely impactful moments on there. So the AFCs could have been owned for it or not. The Chiefs are in last place. Only one NFC team scored 25 points today. To your point.

Yeah, that's right.

Everyone was 24 and under except for the the packers. All right, we're going to take one more break for the podcast and then keep going here on the YouTube. So quickly, zipping through the games. Packers beat the lines. That one never felt close. We need to talk about that. We do need to talk about 49ers Seahawks. It had all the makings of a classic Niners dominate, somehow blow the game, have some stupid special team stuff. They missed a field goal. They had a blocked field goal. I was like, Oh, this is the Classic, really stupid Niners week one loss. And McDonald, I'm sorry, McDonald. Mcdonald, yeah. Fourth down and one. We now have 15 years of nerds explaining to us why you have to go for this and go for the kill. End the game. Don't let the Niners get the ball back. Just go for the first down. You win the game if you get it. And he kicks the field goal, and the Niners come right back down and score. And Seattle ends up losing in the game. Especially in week one, I'm going for this. You're sending a message to your team.

It's a different season. We're fucking ramming it down their throat. Fuck them. Fuck the Niners. We're fucking doing this. And And instead, we could get the field goal. Hopefully, our defense could hold. I just hated it.

Did Olson do that game? Olson did that game, right? I'm pretty sure Greg Olson did that. He had a good point. Yeah, of course, because they had three timeouts left. There was three and a half minutes left for San Francisco. So I don't know, if you kick a field goal, I feel like it's a push at that point, right? You got to run clock. You got to make them eat some of their timeouts. Fourth and one, you can make that. If you don't make fourth and one, you use your timeouts well and you'll get the ball back. But I think you got to knock them out right there for sure.

Hated it. And then the play... So they get this long first down on there. They're trying to pull off a game-winning drive. And JSN, who was awesome, who was their only receiver. No other receiver had more than 15 yards. He makes this play, sets them up. It's getting close to a two-minute warning, and they did a spasm, and it's... But they hand the ball off, nothing. And then all of a sudden, the second down pass play where Darnold, they're like on the 11, Darnold in the middle of chaos. I'm just getting the ball out as fast as possible with Sam Darnold in that situation because the Niners are bringing... I didn't like the play. I didn't like how they handled that last stretch. I mean, they were three for 10 on third down. They had 230 yards total, and they only had 22 minutes of possession. So maybe he just didn't believe in the offense for a reason, but I just didn't like the coaching by them. I thought they should have win the game.

I don't think he's going to win 13 games with them like he did last year. He was 13, he went with the Vikings, right? But yeah, that was unfortunate because it was his own guy who knocked his hand and the ball loose. But that's why you can't take things for granted. Just bash it down their throats. San Francisco was ready to be had, I thought.

Kittle and Jenny's got hurt. Trent Williams was hurt, came back, seems like he's still hurt. Moody is 12 for 23 with field goals since week 10 last year.

Wow.

Stealers Jets, Stealers win, don't cover, which I think Kaus and I predicted. So Stealers two and a half, they somehow win, don't cover. Which I think Kaus and I predicted. It was stillers two and a half. They somehow went down cover. The Cousin Sal Special did cover. Beautiful. You did it again.

Almost seven to one. Stealers to lose the first half and win the game. And they were down by what? Like one point and a half or something? It was perfect.

Just think about this. If you just before the year bet $100,000 every week on this, and it hits five times. I know. It's like one of the great bets, and it hits five times every year.

Yeah, it's free for two months right now, right? If I wanted that 7-1, I had a little not enough on it, but he was very good. He was good. He was moving around, Rodgers. I bet his completions and yards over today, so I didn't think he'd have the four touch downs, but this could be a nice offense for him.

I spent the the whole summer saying I thought he was washed. I thought he looked really good. Now, it might be one of those things where it's the older athlete who looks good in September, and as the year goes along, the weather gets colder. But it looked like a fit. He seemed very engaged. He talked some shit after about the Jets, four touch downs. I thought he looked good. And I thought Fields was about as good as he can play, right? He made plays. I thought some of his passes were pretty accurate. He ran the ball a little bit. He didn't seem like a liability. And the Jets ran all over Pittsburgh's defense and somehow lost. You'd think the Jets getting 32 points, that game should be over. I thought their defense could be better than that.

And listen, they made a 60-yard field goal. Otherwise, it's all, oh, Roger can't win a big game. That would be the narrative. That's a good point. So that could go either way. But yeah, that was the best, both of those quarterbacks, you could be expected to see them play. And what about that press? I don't understand that Jack Holt comment in the press conference. It feels good to beat everyone in the Jets organization. You're counting your boy Nate Hackett or shoving Salah or going to Egypt. They did everything you wanted them to do. What do you want? They gave him everything. So I'm not sure who in the organization he's talking about.

Sal, we're not players. We can't possibly understand what he's thinking. That's true. We're just non-player.

You're going to apologize for that.

We're not smart enough to understand how he's thinking because we've never played. Bucks Falcons, we talked about that, did want to mention Igbuka was as advertised. I think, did you get him in our fantasy league?

That's my guy. That's my offensive book of the year.

I tried to get him in everything. I bet on him. I only got him in one or two weeks. He He makes a big play at the end, but he was heard from all game and just looked great.

He's so good in the fourth quarter, Baker. He really is. If you look at his numbers, it's mysterious how he saves it all up.

He passes the final test where when you're going against him, you're nervous It's like, oh, shit, I have the lead. But I feel like Baker is going to ram it right in my keester. And that's exactly what he did. The Rams, Texans, 49. I had the under in this game. It was the only under I bet. Eleven Houston penalties Two turnovers and nothing from Nico Collins. Two for nine on first down in the rough offensive line. So all around not awesome. Bengals, Browns. So we all had the Bengals as like, this is the offense you want in fantasy. They had 11 first downs at 141 total yards, and the Brown should have won the game. I know nobody watched this game except for the true diehards or if you saw a couple of plays on red zone, but this was done. The Brown's kicker, Andre Schitt. Is that how you pronounce it? That's it. Hold on. S-z-m-y-t. Andre Schitt. I think it's how it's pronounced. Andre Schitt. Schmitt? It doesn't matter. Mr. P-a-t and then a 36-yarder with 225 left. That was just stomach punch.

I hated it. I had the Browns all over the place. I mean, they covered fine, but I was like, This is a Zack Taylor thing. This is a real thing. He's one in 10, and it's for weeks one through three, the last three, four years, whatever it is. But I feel like the Browns, we should be used to it. And I feel like they took them aside and they said, listen, kid, you come to this organization, you're going to suck. It's as simple as that. There's going to be guys like Miles Garrett and Joe Flack are going to play their asses off. But for the most part, we're incorrigible losers. So the talks about the Haslams and Deshawn, but we want to spread the wealth a little. It's your turn. So go miss an extra point, 12-yard fucking field goal. We'll take care of the rest. Yeah. Here's Smith to us.

I love the brands. Did not want to put them in Ringer 107 because I just wasn't putting a terrible team in first week Ringer 107. In retrospect, I should have. Broncos, Titans, we talked about. The only thing we didn't talk about, the Titans might be okay. I'm not ruling them out as a 9-8 team. I know the offense did nothing today. They had seven first downs, 133 yards. But I like their defense, and I thought the quarterback made a couple of really nice throws. He was under duress, to say the least. And Denver's defense, especially at home, might just be awesome, especially in the altitude. So I would just be careful going against them in parlays and teasers for the next couple of weeks. Don't you think?

The Titans defense was good. There was a pass. How are we saying that this year? Pass rush? It was a pass rush.

We're saying pass rush. Yeah.

As shaky as Nicks was, sometimes he was just under attack and it was weird. I like Cam Ward. I don't know what's going on with these receivers. They appear to have never played with him before because he has a weird delivery, right? So it comes out sidearm, and it takes everybody by surprise. There's a little mustard on it, so it's hot. But Ridley dropped a bunch of... And then, you don't know if he's gambling. You don't know. But he points to himself. He's like, That was on me. So then you can't talk about the other stuff. But it really didn't seem like anybody's I've never seen a pass from Cam Ward before. And even his father, that was a great moment. His father got up. Did you see when Ridley dropped the ball? His father got up and had to walk around. Jesus. Yeah. So he could be good. I thought Ward looked all right.

Powered had a really bad fumbal at one point, but that game was 2012, but that was either team could have won that game. And above the problem, the Broncos. I thought there was also a very, very, very, very, very weird Sean Payton coaching moment. In the final three minutes. Fourth and eight. Fourth and eight and 36. They go for it. They run like a fucking... It was like a Tecmo ball player. You just chuck it down and hope somebody catches it. And all of a sudden, the Titans had the ball with like a minute and a half left. It was just very, very...

That's a field goal attempt. Everyone attempts 53.

Or just punning at a balance. Put them inside the 10. Don't do what they did. Washington beat the Giants. And the only thing we didn't talk about with this is it was an awful game. I thought Washington looked Russ was empty calories, and it feels like Dart. Dayball wouldn't commit to him for next week. I think they might just go with DART sooner than later. What does Dayball carry? He's going to get fired. He's not going to throw Wilson out there for a month.

I like that. He says, I want to make this clear. This loss is not on Russell Wilson. Okay, will you commit to him being the starter next week? Oh, no, no, not a chance. No, no way. What am I, an idiot? Come on. What's the matter with you?

Do you see him under pressure? He can't move.

I want to make this clear. It's pretty clear. I'm looking at the box score. But now they had no pass, Russia, right? Their defense sucked, too, the Giants.

Is it bad again? Raiders, Pats. I don't feel great about the Pats. I don't want to talk about it. Card Saints. The Orleans almost tied this. This was 20 to 6, and then all of a sudden it was 20, 13. Then all of a sudden, spent the Rattlers driving. Then all of a sudden, somebody almost gets the TEO diving up in the air with the two guys hitting them on the goal line, breakdown, but they dropped it. This was not a good game for your Cards are going to win the NFC West. Not that the Seahawks were much better. How dare you?

They're going to beat the Panthers next week. They're going to be 2-0. They were so unimpressive. They were making plans to see them in the Super Bowl.

Really unimpressive. The Saints are... One of the things we learned today is I'm not sure there's a terrible team, at least not yet. Really?

If I told you someone's going to win three games or fewer, you would- Before the season, I would have said definitely.

I don't know. Miami was the worst team today, and I don't think they're going to go three and 14. But all these teams, the Saints can block. They had a couple of playmaker plays. I don't know. They're not awful. The quarterback's awful. But they weren't terrible.

But we have to see. The Patriots might get their act together. Maybe I've been too harsh.

I didn't appreciate that.

I'm laughing like my team's good. I don't understand why does Henderson get five carries? Like, John, they got 19. Put them in big boy pads.

Last thing in the games today, Hunter on Jacksonville, 39 snaps. What do you think the breakdown was for offense-defense?

Oh, I didn't even see this one.

45 snaps total.

Wait, 45 total?

45 total. 39 on one end, 6 on the other.

Oh, defense.

Wait, 39 on offense, 6 on defense. He did?

Why did I miss that?

Yeah, I missed it, too. I saw it on the internet. During the lightning?

During the lightning? Wow.

So this big trade, they give up all this stuff, and this is like, this guy's going to be a two-way revelation, and they're only playing them on one side. Granted, it's week one. I just thought it was notable.

Yeah, that's why people were saying for offensive Rooky of the Year, I was like, Hey, he might just not get... The coordinator decides you're not in, then it's out of your hands.

If you're playing him at receiver, guess what? He's not going to be better than egg Buker. Right.

That's true, too.

The thing that would have made him special is trying to play both sides anyway. All right, you ready? A little guess the lines action?

I guess so. I'm glad we didn't talk about my team. It's good.

We can talk about your team when we do the matchup.

Too many days gone.

All right, let's do it. We talked about him on Friday's Ringer game.

You're right. I'm fine.

We, too. You beat me in Guess the Lion's last week.

Yeah.

Thursday night. Packers, Washington. This is a very good game. It's in Green Bay. I thought Washington, it was a crappy game, but it was a violent game. And I don't know what that's going to mean for four days later.

They ran all over them. They did run all over the Giants. Let me make this clear. That loss is not on Russell Wilson. Did I make that clear? Yeah, you did. Okay.

I have the packers favored by three points against Washington.

You got it. It's three and a half. I said four and a half.

Where do you think that ends on Thursday night?

I think four. I don't know. The betting public should just continue to like Marine Bay, right?

This feels like a pretty juicy live bet opportunity where the packers are up 10 to 14 all game, and then Jaden Daniels looming Right. Late with doing when he starts running around and doing the things he does. This is a must watch game. I'm very excited for it.

Yeah, it's a good one.

Sunday's marquee game is the Chiefs against the Eagles. It's in Kansas City. Last year, we had the TicTac zone.

Right.

This year, you talked about how there was this run of minus two and a halfs, and you were like, We need a name for that. And I didn't think of the name until three hours after the podcast. And I was so mad that I didn't think of it in the moment. I feel like 10 years ago, I would have had it right away. It's got to be something with Charlie Sheen, right?

Yeah. The Sheen zone?

Yeah. What was his character on Two and a Half Men?

I don't know. Is that a trick question? You're going to make fun of me if I know it? We actually did- It would have been funny if you were like, his name was Bob, the other guy's name was John. Sissy. His name was Charlie. Oh, it was Charlie. Yeah.

Charlie and Alan. And then Angus T. Jones. Angus T. Jones is Jake Harper was the half man. So maybe it's the Angus T. Jones zone, or do we go the Charlie zone?

Well, Charlie zone, the Sheen zone is good. Sheen zone. He's about to be big again. He has a documentary coming out. The Crier Zone. Someone recommended John Crier. I'll do whichever.

Other people had the two and a half men thing?

Yeah, somebody else.

I guess it's not hard to come up with.

What do you want to do? Charlie zone or Sheen Zone?

It would be fun to give Angus T. Jones some look, but I do like the Sheen Zone. Tictac zone and the Sheen Zone. I turned down Charlie Sheen coming on the pod. You did?

Yeah. What could happen? Oh, he should go to your house. Yeah, he should definitely go to your house.

That's a great guy.

One slip up. Come on. Lasted for 18 years. Yeah, that's right.

Sunday Marquee, Chief's eagles. I'm putting this in the TikTok zone. That's the only reason I brought up. I have Chief's minus one and a half.

Oh, the TicTac. Okay.

We all get it. I went TicTac over Sheen.

We went TicTac. We all get it. It is one and a half. I both I don't get it. Oh, wait, who do you have a favorite?

Chiefs.

Oh, no, you don't get it. Philly's favorite.

Philly's Favorite in Kansas City? Yeah. What?

Yes, sir. Let me double check. Philly's He's favorite in Kansas City. People have had enough of Kansas City shit.

Wow. So this is really it. The Chiefs have lost Home Favorite, Pencilman. Mahomes has lost his place on top of on top of the hierarchy because it feels like Alan and Lamar both supplanted it, and he can point to the three rings, but they were two plus years ago now.

Has this happened before? Someone's going to correct us in a minute. Aside from a week a team game where they're home and not playing guys, have they been another dog in years?

I'm really surprised by this. I thought for sure. Now, is worthy out? Is worthy playing? What's the deal?

I don't know. He has a dislocated chill. I feel like he could do the Mel Gibson thing, Lethal Weapon, where he just slams it into the... No, not that thing. When he does his children.

The Come, Leave, and Moon shadows? Yeah. Watchables. I only have two. Lion's Bear is in Detroit. Now, we have no idea what this bear's What's going to happen tomorrow night? But I have the Lions by two and a half in the bench answer or a bench game. What do you got?

I got it. I said five. It's four and a half.

Now, that's too high.

Well, this is a short week, and they're not going That shouldn't be 0-2, should they? Short week on a Detroit.

That's too high.

Doming it up.

That's going down.

I like it.

Bill's Jets. Good Lord, I have no idea what to do with this one. In the old days, this would have been Mark it down. It's in Buffalo minus 8. Is it in Jets or Buffalo? That's screw that up.

I mean, Jersey, technically, but it's all right.

It's in New York. That doesn't really I'm not going to change my pick that much. I'm going Bills by 5.

I went seven and a half. It's six and a half, so I'm going to get that one. It's a must win, right? Teaser game.

Must win for who?

The team that's going to be good eventually, the Bills.

Well, they're one and a half. Why is it a must win?

Oh, I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. I'm thinking in my head that they lost. Oh, man. Are you sure?

Roddy. I just looked. They actually did. It still wasn't a win. What?

That's ridiculous. They won that game. All right.

This could be a big Justin Fields game.

That'd be funny. Yeah.

Fairly watchable. They got six. We'll start with Bangles home for the Jaguars. I know the Jaguars won convincingly today, but I don't know. It wasn't like they were unbelievable. They did a couple of good things. Carolina was really bad. I don't know if we know what we have with the Jaguars hit. I have the bangles favorite by three.

You got that. I said four and a half. It's three and a half. It looks like Fandle skittish. Well, they should be about the bangles laying a big number.

They should have lost today. It It was the rare. It was the same game as last year when they played the pats, except this time they actually won it, but it was just as bad.

They had seven yards in the second half. Seven yards. They were awful.

They were awful.

Gross.

Cowboys home for the Giants.

Speaking of gross, yeah.

As a non-player, did you blame CeeD Lamb for the loss?

Let me make something clear. Ceed Lamb is not to be blamed for this loss.

Okay.

On the other hand, if he caught every ball that touched his hands, he would have 265 yards. But I want to make it clear.

So you're saying that as a non-player?

Yes, as a non-player. Got you. You think we could sign one-day contract so that we could- Say, I played. Had a cup of coffee with the Rans. Here's our value. I wonder if a team would say, Will the Patriot sign you to a one-day contract? And you could just say you're a player. It's like an honorary doctorate.

Probably not after my thoughts on the dynasty. I had the Cowboys Over the Giants, I have minus three and a half, and I think I hit it exactly.

It's four and a half. I said seven, and this is super depressing. I mean, the fact that this is not a Thursday night game, it's not a Thanksgiving game. It's just a 1: 00 PM kickoff, and the Giants were as miserable as they were, and it's only four and a half. Good God.

Can you walk me through your feelings as you watch the Carl Pickens' mixtape of Carl, George Pickens? Who is Carl Pickens? Is that my first screw up?

It's a Tennessee receiver back in the university.

Yeah, I did a Carl Pickens from university in Tennessee. 30 years ago. Can you walk me through the George Pickens not finishing blocks or finishing routes mixtape that went on Friday?

I'm not going to walk you through that. No, I'm not your monkey. I hated it. I shouldn't have been mad, but they really didn't screw up much other than the fumble. That's what gets me mad. Sanders had a 50-yard run, but he also fumbled. They didn't do stupid things. Coaching wasn't terrible. I don't know. I think as long as every team's best defensive player spits on Dak, like one or two players plays in, I think we got a shot.

Giants didn't have their left tackle today. I guess they're saving him for the Thursday game because they probably thought they had a better chance to win the Thursday game. Yeah. And with the left tackle, I don't know, like the Giants. Rams, Titans in Tennessee. Let's see. Rams door. I feel like we bet on this game and lost on the Rams twelve times since 1998. I have the Rams favorite by two and a half. I put it right in the Sheen zone.

It's actually, you should have put in the Vegas zone. I said four, it's four and a half.

That's too high. It's too high. I think it's high, too. Tennessee is a whiff frisky. I'd be careful of them.

They play so many games just in history, right? Where they're in it for 58 minutes and then They lost by 11? How did that happen?

This is the Castaway Bowl.

What do you mean? Who is it? Oh, right.

Chuck Nolan goes to Helen Hunt house. Yeah. And they're making small talk. And he's like, Let me get one thing straight. Tennessee has a football team, and she's like, We were so close. We were one yard away.

To be honest with me right now, you wept when they were making out in the driveway in the torrential downpour?

No, I'm on record. I just I think about the husband that whole time. Yeah, right. He just silently sobbed upstairs in Fort Rade.

I kept all your- As the love of his life. Kept all your clippings. Let's go through these for four hours.

Yeah, there's an intervention with the clippings in the dining room.

Yeah.

It's like, All right, the guy survived. Put the fucking things in the attic. What are we doing? Stealers Seahawks. Wow. In Pittsburgh.

Mm-hmm.

This could be Maybe yet another Cousin's House special and yet another Stealers win, but don't cover the minus three. I have Stealers minus three.

I hit it exactly. It's two and a half.

You sheened me.

Let me see what's going on here. Five to three. You got to catch up a little.

Jesus Christ. I don't know how you got good at Guesta Alliance. I know. Ramping, cheating. Ravens, home for the Browns. And this number has I'm going to start with a nine. I don't know whether it's going to be a nine or nine and a half, but it's early in the season, so I'm just going to say nine.

I said nine and a half. Swear to God, it's eleven and a half. Oh. This is everybody's culminator. Come on. Well, they won or lost today, the Ravens. Fact check that for me.

They lost. What? Their own one.

They went 40, 25 with five minutes left.

It was 40, 25 and they lost somehow. Come on.

You're going to lose that game.

Eleven and a half. That's too high. They think that that's too high or am I not? Yeah, I guess so. Division game?

Flacko against his old team.

I don't know. We'll be putting the Ravens in a three-team tease with two of their teams.

No doubt about it. Let me tell you this. They're going to have more than seven yards in the second half, the Ravens.

Broncos, Colts. It's in Indianapolis. Has all the makings of the Colts are two and oh. Nobody saw this coming.

It's got to be one of those teams, too, those I'll tell you this.

It's going to be a little bit of a different situation for them with the defense they're going against in this game versus the defense they went against today. I think the Broncos will be favorite. I have Broncos by one and a half.

That's what I had. We should have gone Sheen zone, two and a half.

Sheen it? Fine. Sheen it up. Running out of space. We got the Poopfecto with three games. Dolphins' Pats. Had to put in the Poopfecto. Really? Both of them stunk today. Yeah.

Wow.

The Drake May thing bummed me out. It's a tough one because we had Jason Tatum, Drake May, and Roman Anthony were the trifecta for us. And Tatum got hurt. Roman Anthony beat with Ted Williams for two months. I watch more Red Sox this year than I have since the 2018 season. And then he hurts his oblique. And it's like time perfectly that he's probably not even going to be able to be back unless they make the second round of the playoffs. So that And then Drake May, who we had all these hopes for. Wait, is he done, Drake May? His stats were okay today, but I did not think he was that good today. Yeah, he wasn't that good. I thought he was sailing balls. He seemed skittish in the drives in the first drive, the first half, first drive, the second half. It just wasn't a great Drake May game. He wasn't running the ball. He just didn't seem like young Josh Allen. I didn't like it. Wow. I need more for my guy.

I don't think he was ever young Josh Allen. This is what happens. That's what we wanted him to be. That's what we wanted him to be.

We wanted to be young Josh Allen.

All Well, Josh Allen is losing 40-25 with five minutes left, so I think you could do that.

He's going to be married to an Academy Award nominee. Speaking of nominees, our guy, our cos. Yeah. Game show, Emmy. Second That's the one. Ben Stein's Money, and then this one.

Right. First one, he tried to give to Susan Lucci years ago because she had that long run of not winning. So, yeah, good job by you, Jimmy.

Did he cry during the speech or no?

No, I don't think so.

Is Regis Phil been alive still or no?

He's dead, right? Regis and Alex Rebeck took him out to dinner afterwards.

I have the Dolphins favored by three over the Patriots.

You're losing this week. I said one, it's one and a half.

Really? Well, come on. Anybody see my team today? Oh. Put up 13 points against the fucking Raiders. They have two guys on defense.

The Dolphins were way worse than anybody. Tyreek still crashing out five hours after the game.

If the Dolphins can't win this game, they're going to go 2-15.

Do we cross off? First of all, do we have any cross offs? And is this a cross off?

We don't yet because you can't cross off the Saints. You can't cross off the Browns.

Okay.

Because nine and eight might actually make the seven. Yeah, you're right. I don't think we have any cross off.

All right.

Cardinals, Panthers. It's in Arizona. And this is another one where the Cardinals are going to get a nice big fat favorite line that they probably don't deserve. But I have Cardinals by seven.

Yeah, I didn't think it was that high. I'm glad they're being in regard like that. It's six and a half. I said four.

So I get that one.

You got it.

The Panthers look bad. They give up over 200 yards rushing, so they learned nothing from last year when I think teams ran for, what, 3,000 yards on them? Yeah. And then, Bryce Young was terrible. The only thing is, McMillan looked okay as a big... You could see the potential with it. Other than that, not a lot going on.

Travis at the end was all of a sudden, Walter Payton. I don't know what they did there.

Sunday Night Biking Spalcons. It's in Minnesota. It's the- Did you forget one?

Do we do San Francisco, New Orleans?

No, I did forget one. You're correct. Poop fact, the last one, Niner Saints in New Orleans. I put it in the Vegas zone. I don't feel great about it. Five and a half. Niner is five and a half.

I said six and a It's seven. Some of these garbage teams, you got to give a big number here. I see too many teasers. I got to stop looking at this. I see too many teasers I like.

Sunday Night, Minnesota, Home for the Falcons. I put this. I sheen this one, Viking's minus two and a half.

Yeah, I did, too. They made it four and a half. Can we see this kid take a snap first before we make anything four and a half? No, the Atlanta is not great, but come on.

Monday night, two games. Two Monday nighters this week.

I thought they were going to be done with this. Is it next year that they're done with this? I like it. You do?

I'll say another thing. I could have used a Europe game today at 6: 00 in the morning, waking up. Could have started the year. In the morning? Oh, interesting. Yeah, I could have started the year with Jackson, Bow, Carolina, and fucking Zimbabwe.

Wow. Well, we have nine Sunday morning games this week, so they could mix it up. They could send the Patriots Miami to Zimbabwe. That'd be nice.

Monday night, Houston, home for the Bucks. I tic-tacked it. Houston minus one and a half.

You should have sheened it. It's two and a half. We have our own dumb language, but you get it. You get it because I had one.

Okay.

Let's see if you could do anything. A seven to... No, it's over. Oh, it's over.

10-7, me. Jesus. What were Baker's MVP odds? I'm going to look this up right now.

They were similar to- 33 to one. We liked Love, and they were similar, right?

33 to one is too high for him because that's a team.

Yeah.

In the NFC South, they could just go 6-0. He could end up like 13 and 4 somehow.

Yeah, you got to do that.

And be in the mix. 33 to 1 is too high.

But you have Jordan Love, don't you? At 30 or 20? What do you have?

25 to 1.

He's 12 now. He's already cutting half.

Josh Allen is going to win the MVP. He's the best player in the league. And if he's not the best player in the league, Lamar Jackson is the best player in the league. Those two guys are the best two guys in the league. Whether you'd want Mahomes in a play-off game with your life, depending on it, fine. But day to Day, week to week for four months, those are the two best guys.

It's really hard to argue if Joe Burrow is not going to show up and put up fewer than 10 yards. Did he play today? Not the second half, no.

Last one, Chargers, Raiders. It's in Vegas. And I predicted the overreaction chargers, favored by one and a half in Vegas line.

No, I got this exact. It's three. Chargers by three.

You're obviously cheating this year.

Yeah, I'm cheating.

You weren't this good for 20 years. Now, your light's out.

Well, I'm John Elway. Who's done that? I don't know. That's fine. Somebody good. Let's go to this game. Let's do Guess the Line from Vegas. Let's see the Chargers and Raiders.

That sounds terrible.

Oh, that's Monday night anyway.

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I have a good one, but I feel like I'm in the bend zone. I know there's the Sheen zone and the TicTac zone, but I'm in where my high school kid, I can't risk him here, and he'll just fucking flip out on me.

So damn it. I have three of those a I know.

I know. I'll tell you separately. But I do have one that I held on to from spring break.

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I probably have four Uber-related parent corners that are not flattering for the sponsor. So I'm going to stick away from that. But I'll tell you this one. This happened a few months ago. So we were coming back from Cabo. It was February. It was a couple of weeks after the Super Bowl. And I'm sitting I'm sitting in the airport in Mexico with the family, and the family is to the right of me, and I'm in a seat. And I'm looking down on my phone and I hear someone being ushered over in my area by private security. And she sounds important, and she smells good. And she sits right next to me. And so I can't look up now. And also I'm jaded anyway, so I don't want to. I'd rather keep looking at my- You work for a late-night talk show.

Yeah.

And also I'm looking at my phone, telling my losses for whatever shitty golf matchups I had. It was Sunday afternoon. So So I had to do that. So finally, after 10 minutes, I get up to use the bathroom or El Bano, as it's called in Mexico. And I leave my charger in the seat right in the waiting air, right where I was. Because I'm coming right back, whatever. I don't want to give up the seat. And I come back and the whole family is looking at me and laughing because moments before, the important woman approached my wife and handed her my charger and referring to me said, I think your father forgot his charger. She thought I was Melissa's father. This woman, Jessica Alba. She thought I was 75 years old. The kids are dying laughing. The kids called me grandpa for a couple of months, and I didn't acknowledge it, so it went away. That's what you should do, by the way, if you just don't acknowledge anything, and maybe it'll go away. So thanks for nothing, Jessica Alba. You're not my dark angel, but there you go. Your father left his charger here.

Oh, my God. Alba. That's unbelievable.

That's a killer. That's a freaking killer. I got to get plastic surgery or something. I have to do something. They're laughing at me. I'm like, Why are you laughing? She thinks that you married your father, basically. That's not a compliment to you.

I've noticed that when I'm with my daughter because my daughter's pretty and she could pass for... You could think she's 20, but you also might think she's 25. And I could see people when they see us together now for power walking and we're at dinner. Out here, sure.

Yeah.

Like 60% of the people think I'm the dad, and then 40% think I'm some creep.

That's not a good ratio.

21-year-old trophy girlfriend. You could just see certain people just like, What the fuck, dude? That girl's 21. How are you dating her? It's like, no, we're related. Just apologize. She's actually the subject of my parent corner this week. She's around the same size as my daughter, height-wise. She's like, My wife, she's two inches taller than my wife, so they can wear a lot of the same clothes. And my son's maybe an inch and a half shorter than I am, but can wear all my T-shirts. And they've been stealing clothes from us for, I don't know, ever since they hit a certain height. And it's gotten to the point it's beyond the... It's like 50 to 60 % of the fights in our house is somebody stole a favorite T-shirt. My daughter stole this sweater from my wife. My wife is helping her move in in Boston and found nine things of hers that she's been looking for for a year. And it's all we fight about. And my daughter does this really interesting like jedi mind track with this where she steals the thing. And then if she has it long enough, it became hers.

Yeah, right. It's like squatting. Yeah. It's like she's been here a year, so it's now her property. So when I was there when we were moving her in for soccer in mid-august, she was out. She's like, Oh, it's going to be cold today. I'm to wear my Jimmy Kimmel sweatshirt. I'm like, What Jimmy Kimmel sweatshirt? Somehow she had this sweatshirt that Jimmy gave all of us that first year for Christmas. It had the logo on the back. It was blue. It looks like it's from a million years ago, and I always loved it. I just thought it was gone. I left it somewhere. It turns out she's had it for three years. I got mad about the sweatshirt, and she's like, But it's my sweatshirt. I was like, It's definitely not It was first year of the show. That's my sweatshirt. You took it. And she's like, I know, but I'm your daughter, so now it's mine. Why can't I have it? And I just think, When does this end for us? When our kids Because we're the parents. We're supposed to give them stuff, and we're supposed to put them above ourselves, which is what you do when you're a parent.

But does it extend the close? Because I have no white T-shirts left. I have to just go out because Ben's taken every white T-shirt I've ever I had, and just takes it. So if I want to have, Oh, I'll wear this blue shirt, I'm going to work lunch, I'll put a white T-shirt under, and I have zero white T-shirts left, even though I used to have 17. What are our rights here as parents? Because I don't really know.

I think, all right, by the way, that's what you're now that he's an Emmy winner, is worth something. But I feel bad for you because the argument is stupid because she probably is like, you didn't miss it. You never asked for it in the last three years. And you're like, yeah, because I didn't know it was gone, whatever.

But I thought it was in there.

I think this is why guys our age dress like idiots because we have to buy clothes that we know our kids won't steal. So we have the cargo shorts with 40 pockets on each side. And then we end up looking like buffoons going out to pick them up. And it is their fault. I don't know what we can do. I really don't, aside from that.

I have this one light blue T-shirt that I love, and Ben just keeps taking it from me. And we fight about it once a month, and he's like, it looks good when I wear it, though. I don't know. They just They don't care. They just see us as ATM machines and things that they can just steal stuff from with no repercussions because there's going to be a moment much later in life when they're the last people that we can count on to take care of us.

Right. Well, I'm already a grandfather, apparently, according to the Alba.

I forgot about that. Your grandpa Sal, your uncle Sal to the Bundo because you and your house are two uncles on Wednesday Rigger gambling.

He loves it.

It's ridiculous. All right. I think that's it unless you have anything else.

I think that's it. That's all I have. Uber Eats. I think they did well this week.

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No, no, no. They do have Ralph's, and I got a bunch of Coke Zeros and Watermelon. Great. From Uber Eats. How about we talk about the draft? Did you want to talk about that?

Yeah, let's do that before we go. So we have our vote out draft on Tuesday. Our friend Brad, who we've talked about a million times on this pod, who every year that he's alive is a miracle for all of us. It's year by year. He's like LeBron. It's year by year. He could retire in a year. He might come back and be an all program. We don't know. He's been voted out three times before Tuesday's draft. Our friend Tony voted him out. And I thought Brad was going to toss an entire thing of ribs on me, which you somehow got a picture of. The one moment when I was like, oh, my God, those ribs are going to go on my lap. He didn't do that, but he's very mad. And where do we stand now with Brad and Tony?

So Tony has a consolation gift because he knows Brad loves ribs. He kicked him out. He did a funny bit about it. He had AI kick Brad out, which is actually a voice of a friend of ours, but a lot of inside jokes, so I won't get into it.

But then he's like- But he did use a voice of a friend of ours that Brad recognized the voice. So now he's mad at two people. Very mad at her.

He's going to hate her. She's on the enemy list. But then Tony leaves the room and brings out a gigantic plate of... It was like a frame poster-sized pan of ribs. And then Brad is now angry at Tony, and he opens the tinfoil. Any other time, he'd be delighted and pours nerds on him. I think that's the best result you could have asked for being right there in the Ameskin zone.

Worst result were the ribs ending up on my head or my lap. Best result was him pouring an entire bag of nerds. And then he ended up taking some of the ribs. But then Mike August, our auctionnaire who eat anything. And it just became a matter of time when Mike was going to have the ribs and scrape the nerds off the ribs or then just eat the ribs with the nerds on them, which he did.

He did. And I'm not going to lie to you, I did as well. I had one. It's not that bad. It's good. I mean, you put like, honey on ribs and like sweet sauces. Nerd ribs are the thing of the 2030s.

Well, I felt bad for Brad. The draft is always more fun when somehow I was sitting next to him, so maybe I was the one that made out the best. So then Brad leaves, you call him, you get him an Uber.

Oh, yeah.

He gets in the Uber. All of a sudden, you get an email during our draft. We're drafting. Brad emails you that he left his phone in the Uber. So now you have to stop the draft. You have to call the Uber. Brad's already murdered your Uber stars.

Oh, yeah. I went down three-tenths of a rating easily.

You do the lost item thing for the Brad. So the phone, it's an extra 20 bucks. You'd put that in. And then what happens after that?

Yeah, this skid cost me 50 bucks because it's $30 to Uber him home. I had to get him out of there. He's tossing and turning, like you said, screaming in the Uber because he got kicked out. So that becomes a driver's problem. So my rating goes down. He gets home. He sends this email. It says urgent. I left it in the car. So now I'm talking to this Uber driver. He's like, all right, it's an extra $20. I'm like, go ahead, ding me for it. We got to get this draft going. 50 bucks. And then another 10 minutes later, I hear from Brad, abort, abort. It's fine. I had the phone all along. So this whole skit cost me 50 bucks kicking Brad out.

Thanks for the laughs, Tony. Yeah.

There you go, Tony.

And now Brad, it's been five days and he's still genuinely mad.

Yeah, he's reported to other people. I think he's spared me of it because he's already cost me 50 bucks and some hardship. But yeah, he's plotting his revenge. So that's going to be fun.

What does Brad's revenge look like? And does this become like a Hulu true crime documentary? There's nobody's going to die, right?

I don't think so. Is it poor nerds down Tony and Joel's throat in the middle of the night when they don't know it? I don't know. No, nobody's going to die.

All right.

Brought to you by Uber Eats.

Uber. Yeah, we worked Uber back in to the thing. There you go. Well, I missed Brad at the draft. It was good to see him. Yeah, we did. All right, so plugs for you. You're on the Ringer Gamble Show, which we're doing live on YouTube, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday. I thought we had a spectacular first week.

Lots of fun, man.

I was power walking around on Wednesday listening to you and house and the Bundo just having a great time.

You like that one, especially. Yeah.

I was walking around. I was like, this is great. This could go on for four hours.

You're done good. I'm with Tate on Tuesdays. You had the Bundo and house on Wednesday and the Bundo and high fits on Friday. The Bundo is going to hate me by probably the playoffs. But all the shows are a lot of fun, informative and live, like you said, noon Eastern, Monday through Friday. You fill the slot there, right there.

And then your Friday Ringer 107. And then the Sunday Ringer pregame, which I watched the entire one today, which was excellent.

What was your pick? Your pick one, didn't it? Denver Money Line. I had a plus three and a half.

Oh, that did win. Yeah. Yeah, that one.

Bare.

That was good. Scraped it out. All right. Try to try to protect your clothes from your kids. I'll do the same. I'll see you in a week. Good job by you.

Good job by you, buddy.

Thanks to everybody for staying on the last Live podcast. Thanks to Geha and Eduardo as well. Don't forget, Prestige TV podcast. Task. Great show, Sal. You got to watch Task. We broke it down the first episode. Me, Joanne and Mahony. And then a new rewatchable is coming tomorrow. We did Legend of Billy Jean with Helen Slater and Christian Slater. You probably don't have a ton of thoughts about that one, do you?

No, I don't have anything.

Fair is fair?

I really don't. I might go watch Helen Hunt. I might watch that scene over and over again. I do like that scene in the kitchen.

You should watch the last five minutes of the Ravens Bills game because I didn't catch the result. The Bills won. Yeah, I think you blacked out.

I don't believe you. You're a good friend, but I don't believe you with this stuff.

All right, thanks, everybody. Thanks, everybody. Stay down. Bye, Sal.

See you, bud.

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