Transcript of WHAT'S A LIE YOU WENT ALONG WITH?! | EP 451

Yeah. I'm lagging you, man. I don't think you get it. I'm lagging it. And if 1 of those catches, you say, play.

I made 1, 2, play or he's missed 1. I'll give you half. Let me go.

Guys

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Yeah. And the merch team that we work with gave us these custom jackets, and we were so fucking gassed, that we decided when we took daddy's home tour to America

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Yes, sir.

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Stop playing with us.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm

gonna like, nah. Chill out. Chill out. These are just for us.

These are just for us.

Some things literally need

to be just

for us.

Well, you

know what?

We thought the people want what the people want.

The people want people want and yeah. Ask me nicely, you'll get whatever you want. Mhmm. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Ask me nicely. That sweet tongue?

Yeah. Daddy will give you whatever you want. Want. So

Yeah.

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Mhmm.

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Oh, the packaging.

The packaging?

Yeah. That was

I don't know why I can't think of packaging. But, yeah, when it arrives at your door in the packaging, bro, you won't even need to wrap it because the bags that we use are sick. Yeah. And they're custom as well.

Yeah, man.

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And, yeah, take it from there.

Facts. Whilst we're on this promo chat, down under, we're coming home. We're coming to our 2nd home, Australia. Make sure you grab those tickets. Australia, New Zealand, all throughout February, make sure you grab those tickets

now.

Yeah, man. I actually want to bring this up because I was gonna say, I kept getting DMs being like, oh, fuck. You guys are playing in Melbourne the same day as Luke Combs. And I was like, first of all, your your your business. Because everyone's gonna be hearing seriously loud, vibrative noises in Melbourne when we're there.

And they're gonna be like, bro, Luke Combs is shutting down. And then they're gonna hear and

they're gonna be like, what did

he say?

That can't be

it. That can't be. What is that? Yeah. And then they're gonna look, and they're gonna they're gonna see 2 daddies just really rocking.

On stage.

On stage. Show me

lights, confetti, the worst.

Who's doing it louder? Who's doing it bigger?

Yeah.

And then, Luke DM'd me the other day and said like, oh, you still down for that orgy after? And I was like, yeah, bro. Sure. Facts. So obviously, there's a separate venue that will be released to special members after, but us and Luke Combs are gonna collab Yeah.

After the shows, and then we're just gonna tear shit up. And then Melbourne's just gonna be a wreck after.

It's gonna be abysmal wreck.

Yeah. So they're not gonna let foreigners in. I heard someone high up in politics say, you're not we're not letting foreigner foreigners in after Luke Combs and Schitts and Gives come in, collab, and then Flatten it up. Yes. Flatten the city.

Yeah. So guys, get the Melbourne tickets because

that one's gonna go fucking off. That one's gonna go off. That one's gonna go crazy.

Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Yeah.

Now, Rim, off cam, you mentioned an angelic name a second ago, and I need to understand what exactly you meant because you you tickled my taste buds.

Billie Eilish. Yeah. The Hit Me Hard and Soft, the tour. Yo. Yeah.

Hit Me Hard and Soft, the tour. It's running from my understanding is from September 29, 2024 to Sunday 27th, July 2025. Brisbane dates. Brisbane. February 18th 19th Nope.

21st. Whoo. 22nd. Shut

the fuck up.

Brisbane 21st.

We're doing a show on the 21st? Yeah. I've And Billy's doing a show on the 21st? Yeah.

By the 22nd?

No. No.

So we're gonna be in Brisbane when she's in Brisbane? Yeah.

Shut the fuck up.

Yeah. What else?

So another flat in the city moment. Yeah.

Also, we discussed this. Did Did we discuss this on camera last yesterday? Drake's gonna be

Oh, yeah. Drake's gonna be in the trailer. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Drake's gonna be

in the trailer. You mean to you mean to tell me. The country sensation, Luke Combs. The groundbreaking Grammy probably award. I don't know if she has or not.

Probably has at least nominated Billie, William R Eilish.

Yeah.

Jersey Drake and drummer. Drummer. The 1 of a kind dynamic duo shits and gigs are gonna be in Australia all at the

same time. At the

same time?

Yeah. Australia's the place to be in February.

Yeah. Yeah.

If you're not in Australia in February, what the what are you actually What are

you actually on?

Doing. What are

you doing? What are you actually doing? So guys, if you don't live in Australia, that's all fuck it. Should we just all get on flights to Australia?

In February. In February. It's summer anyway.

It's sad. It's winter everywhere else.

Old in in England.

Yeah.

All you, man, save up from now. Get your tickets to Australia and find your way to a venue. Wow.

And then everyone else is gonna be rocking out with our cockings out.

Yeah, bro. Find a way to a venue, preferably shits and gigs.

Yeah. Preferably shits

and gigs.

Yeah. Preferably shits and gigs. Yeah. That actually has to be imperative. Yeah.

Oh, the girls' bathroom are always there. Yeah. Yeah.

The girls' bathroom are

always there

in Australia.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. At the same time as us.

We can see Drake's, hasn't announced his tour dates yet, but he starts on February 9th. Billie Eilish is a low key fan because she's doing her 1st day of the tour on the day we launched this podcast. So coincidence? I think not.

Low key fan is fat. Yeah.

Low key fan.

Follow me on follow. It's actually it's actually silly.

Doing a show in the same city. We are doing a show in around the same days. Low key fan. I think not. Yeah, man.

Yeah, man. It's gonna be Exciting. It's gonna be exciting times in February. And it's our first time touching down there as well, so there's gonna be extra love. So, yeah, man, you guys in Australia and New Zealand make us feel welcome because we're bringing we're bringing the tour with us.

We're bringing people with us.

Yeah. It's gonna be it's gonna be live. Because long story short, we announce first. Yeah. We announce first.

So, obviously, that means Billy's opening for us. Yeah. Drake's gonna make a special guest appearance.

Yeah, man.

He act fair enough. He actually does make a lot of special guest appearances, and so does Billy. So I don't wanna speak shit into existence. Yeah.

But you never know. Yeah. You never know. Young Sydney, Sydney, Adelay, Satom Satom, we can do a look of verses at the end with Billy and Drake.

No. Stop. Stop. Versus with Billy and Drake.

With Luke

on the Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

And the girls' bathroom just

just Yeah. Yeah.

Just just swaying.

Just swaying

on the stage?

Yeah. Saying Brian and shit. Yeah. It's gonna be it's gonna be a time.

Buy your tickets. Buy your fucking tickets.

Yeah, guys. Let's sell out this tour so we can put on more shows as well because we've added some extra shows. Mhmm. And, yeah, we're trying to we're trying to show out.

We're trying to show out.

Thank you

to everyone who's already bought tickets for the tour. Yes, sir. Thank you to everyone who's helped us add already we already added a show before the tickets have even gone on sale. Mhmm. That's how high the demand was.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. We already had to add a show before the tickets have even gone live.

Yeah.

That so, guys, you guys are fucking sick. February is gonna be sick.

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So patreon.com, 4 sessions of gigs. Head on over there now. Mhmm. I guess we should do proper content now.

I guess

so. It's warming now. I'm taking the jacket off. Cool. Just for now.

Cool.

Guys, girls, it's that time of the day. Question of the week. And this week's question was, what's a lie that your sibling slash friend said that you also corroborated?

First things first, people didn't get the brief for this 1 on my on my side of things. No? They were just telling lies that they've told.

I see. They were

just exposing their own lies. I see. And I was thinking, damn. But I did I did manage to, to get quite a few, actually. Fabulous.

So go for it. What lies that if corroborated?

Yeah. Worst lie that someone has corroborated? That she edited 1 of Ariana Grande's music videos.

She just lied and said that she did?

She lied and said she did, and then Brad Johan's like, Yes,

she did.

Yeah, she

did. Fair.

And have

you ever lied about an editing job?

Ever what? Sorry.

Have you ever lied about something that you've done and you haven't? No. And like a work capacity?

No, not in a work capacity. I have respect for myself.

Fair. We probably should have asked what he's done. We didn't even ask him.

Mhmm. Move you down. Well, yeah.

What do you mean?

When when you started on the team no. When you start no. When you started on the team I

didn't I didn't say yeah.

No. He didn't say yeah. I'm saying Oh.

0, you thought I said yeah?

No. No. No. I guys. Guys.

No. I'm just confused.

Yeah. You're both confused. Yeah.

Yeah. And

the server said he's lied.

No. No. No. I think he's because you said, oh, not in a work capacity. So that's why my No.

I think

he's lied.

Yeah. Lied.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Everyone gone.

No. I was saying when we hired him,

we should

have been like, what have you actually even done? Oh, okay.

I'm gonna be honest.

Because we were like, yeah, bro. Fucking do it.

Yeah. True. I'm surprised. Yeah.

Would you

have lied?

Would you have lied?

It was just like a little. If the job was different. If

I lie,

I probably would have exaggerated.

If we took it to the point where I like Yeah. Yeah. You know that same day where we were like, I'll quit your job and fucking come on this whole time? If I had been like, just before random, you'll probably still if I was, like, we'll probably still hire you anyway. They

probably would scare you.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Probably. Yeah. We'll probably still go ahead anyway, but random experience on what the fuck have you even done?

First of

all, no one's speaking to me like that.

Yeah. I know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't wanna work

What the fuck have

you even done?

Yeah. I would. I'd actually do. Casey Neistat did this.

Okay.

So technically, it's not a lie. So it's a little bit of a gray area. So he he managed to land a, a Nike ad. Do you remember that?

With his brother. Right?

No. He did it on him by himself.

Oh, okay.

It was called, I think it was literally just called Just Do It. And he just made a little film on his YouTube channel about it. Before that, he used to just shoot videos and put the Nike logo at the end and say he made Nike commercials.

Damn.

Technically, it's not a lie.

Wow.

In terms of

he does actually make Nike commercials. Are they aired or are they paid by Nike? No. But I've done them still. Oh, alright.

I would

do something like that.

Oh, okay.

I probably would have just designed you can't go too big. I can't be

like, I

did this thumbnail for Joe Rogan. Yeah.

But I probably would have the worst 1 there's in the world.

But, yeah, I probably would've, yeah, designed a little podcast thing and just be like, yeah, I'll work with these. I don't know if you would've done a background check or not.

Fair. I probably wouldn't have.

They wouldn't have.

Like I said, we didn't ask you shit. Yeah, we did. I know you actually did. Didn't ask

you shit.

Just called me up and saying, do you wanna come to London?

Yeah. Okay. Fair. Alright. Cool.

Worst lie you've corroborated. When I was around 15 or 16, my dad got a flip phone that was identical to mine just so he could text his side chick. He got the exact same phone as me so I could tell my stepmom that it was mine just in case she found it. It's crazy.

That is crazy. Implementing your your child That's that's not a lie.

Into a side chick. Yeah. Conspiracy is nuts.

That's not okay. What's a lie that your sibling said that you also corroborated? My sister has 13 kids, but told her current boyfriend that she had 3, and the rest were were our brothers who's in jail for murder.

How first of all, 13.

Her walls are escapable. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Damn. 13.

Yeah. Run out of there.

That's a lot of use. And she said she's got 3.

Yeah. That's a football team with subs. That actually is.

That's that's a lot. Jesus. Right. Worst Life corroborated that we didn't find the Hello Kitty dildo in my mom's dresser. A Hello Kitty dildo is foul.

A Hello Kitty dildo is foul. Question. If you were partial to sex toys, let's say a fleshlight. Okay. Let's say you just got a fleshlight.

Okay. And you were into fleshlights. Okay. Do you think you would go for a let's say randomly you just saw an anime skinned fleshlight. So it's just got like anime print on it.

Yeah.

Would that appeal to you more, or you're just like, nah. I just want stock.

I don't think it will appeal to me any more than as long as the exterior doesn't matter.

Yeah. Exactly.

If I'm into fleshlights, I want the 1

with the best grip.

Do you see what I'm saying? What what's my concern with the exterior? What is my concern with the best exterior? Does it have more features? No.

Yeah. So give me the FX 5,000 non skin.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Alright. Do you

see what I'm saying?

Fair.

Yeah. Fair. I'm concerned with the best grip.

That's crazy.

That's what I'm concerned about. Wow.

Okay. Fair.

It's valid.

Did we get an answer? Did you get you get the anime 1 or no?

No. I said no.

Oh, okay.

Fair. Fair. I'm a

dumbass. Are you?

I'm a sucker for, like, hypebeast shit. I'm not gonna lie to you. So if I did if I if a pocket pussy was just in my day to day repertoire, I might get 1 that's got, like, Akatsuki clouds all over it.

But when you're actually using it and you're I

went think about no. When I'm using it, again, my eyes are closed.

Your eyes are closed?

I mean, well, Siva watching porno is closed. I'm not looking at the flesh.

Yeah. Alright.

Are you fap?

Oh, yeah. When you say mental too, you don't

Oh, you

don't do imagination faps, do you?

Not really. No.

Not really? Or

No. No.

Imagination faps hit different.

I can imagine, but

There's a lot more foreplay that needs to go on, though.

Yeah.

Yeah. Way more foreplay. You can't just because on I'll scrub. Yeah. Yeah.

It's our best day. I'll I'll scrub to minute 17, which is get get clapped. Yeah. None of this lips in, oh, my husband's at work. No.

No. No. Well, when it's an imagination fap, I need to hold that story. We can be for 45.

Yeah. There's a soap. There's a whole there's a whole just There

is a soap. Yeah. There's a soap.

There's a whole journey. You have to be nervous.

I don't

have time for that. It's a whole journey, bro.

You don't have to do

it at bedtime. You don't do imagination faps in the middle of the day. You could do it when you've got nothing but time on

your hands. Fair play.

You know what does intrigued me? You've seen the auto blows.

Sorry?

What? There's

a product

called auto blow.

Yeah. What

And you it's a it's a robot blow job. And you you put it in, and it, like, grinds it and, like, sprays water and shit to, like, replicate it.

Oh, sprays water?

Yeah. It replicates a blow job. Mhmm. They've been around for ages.

I've never heard of

that since this like, what would it actually feel like?

They need to put some some blush on those lips though.

Yeah. That looks scary.

Yeah. That mouth looks terrifying.

That's upside down. That's that's definitely

an upside down mouth as well.

Yeah. That's a 69 if I haven't seen 1.

Yeah. They need to put some pick on them lips.

Yeah, bro. Wow. They're crazy.

But that's that's I'm not

also, like, holding that. That's a whole rig.

That's you're saying, man.

That looks heavy, bro.

That looks heavy on a young USB C as well.

USB C?

Oh, damn. It sprays

Yeah. It sprays like water and, like, fucking does that.

That's crazy.

That that

I'm not gonna lie to you. That was that sounds like it would take me.

Captimate you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'd

smack the wall like that. Like, ah. Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. Then was the box just by the ankle, but

they were full

of that.

Ankles. Just fuck. Smack in the wall. I'd have to put some lipstick on those zip though, because that's looking nuts. It's also unisex.

That mouth is unisex.

That's true.

That could be anyone's mouth. That could

be anyone's mouth. Truth.

That's hilarious. God.

That is hilarious. Auto blow AI ultra adjustable blow job machine. Mhmm. Bam. Adjustable.

Adjustable. Adjustable.

2 reviews is nuts.

Yeah. I think you can go at different speeds and more water.

Hit the reviews, please. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. What did Ru say?

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Bottom line, amazing game changer. Hang on. So first review. Oh my god. So I bought this because I heard so many good things about it.

I never owned anything like this and I wanted to make sure I got the perfect 1. I've used it for the first time and wow. I've never had such a mind blowing finish. Damn. I was left trembling.

That's what I'm imagining. Could you read more for me? Right. The setup is very easy for online function. Online functions?

And the offline, what?

And the offline functions are very good. This thing is so quiet as a perfect bonus. I definitely recommend this to anyone, looking to get a machine like this. Damn. Wow.

Right. Another 5 star. Powerful. Okay. I had the original auto blow years back and vowed never to touch it again.

Nah. I looked at this and it's still in its blue and white clean lines. Looks good. I can't imagine looking at it and 1 of the things about,

it looks good. Yeah.

Yeah. I read and watched many reviews of this version. It's vastly different from the original. It's, more along the lines of a fleshlight on steroids. It has a lot of controllability via the sync to movie or remote on your phone.

It does have voice commands still in beta. To be fair, it's rubbish. This is a very well built, put together machine. It's heavy, but certainly not uncomfortable. There you go.

The sleeve is a very sturdy silicone, which I thought I would never squeeze into. But what's looped is great. The big plus is there's no battery charge. It's it's a mains run affair. Wow.

I prefer this as I like more than 50 minutes of power. Damn. Excellent. Intense. Very easy to hold and use.

And not too bad to clean. 8 out of 10 for me.

Damn. Both of the cons said heavy. A fantastic hands free machine that's made me come many, many times every time. Jeez, bro. Wow.

I am curious.

Yeah, I am curious. And I'll buy this for you right now. If you promise to use it. If

you promise

to use it, I'm using it

in the sense

of the same fam. Yeah.

Yeah, fam. Damn. Only 2 views 1. 2 strong views.

I'm telling you, I reckon it really take takes your breath away.

Yeah.

But I'm not doing that.

Yeah. Because you you'll get latched on. You're not and and a regular jaw's not gonna do it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's

the thing.

These men are saying there's online

I don't understand that.

I I reckon you could probably sync I reckon you could probably sync it to, like, a video or something.

Shut up.

Shut the hell up. Probably.

So it it follows the motion of the lips.

Probably where?

That's insane. That's impossible.

You'd never tell such

a day.

There's no way.

There's no way. 10 styles

and 10 speeds for a truly tailored experience, plus more online. Plugs into electrical outlets for a battery free bliss. Removable sleeve is easy to clean and swap out for other textures.

I couldn't

name you 10 styles of JAW.

This is what

I'm saying, bro. I've had JAW in my life. I can't name you more than 3 styles. 10 styles. That's nuts.

Fair play, man.

How did

we get onto this?

We were in the middle of the question

of the week. Yeah. No.

It was the, Hello Kitty dildo.

Oh, god. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Autopilot.

I love a tangent.

Yeah. The same. Tangent. Is

it me or is it you? You. What's ass at all. No. No.

No. But you gotta be a girl's girl and tell her she does. Doesn't have ass at all. See, this

is 1 thing that guys don't struggle with that I think is actually unfair. Chasing ass when you just don't have it is, I promise you man, I couldn't live with it. If we were all gal, and all you man are fatties, and I just had some flapping, I'm livid.

Would you risk a BBL?

Oh, yeah. But what if you were Like a skinny 1?

Yes. No. But what if you were a slim jawn yourself?

I'm a slim jawn. So it's risque.

It's

risky because where are you getting the flesh from? Yeah.

Yeah. Facts. Then I guess I wouldn't. I'm just hanging out with the wrong friends. Fair.

Gee, man, I'm cheeked. Cheeked. And I've been in the gym doing

Yeah. The the

these squeezes, bro. And it's not doing that

big thrust. Yeah.

It's just making my body harder. It's not making it soft. Yeah. Speaking of hard body, fam, I got put to shame yesterday. Me and me and Figgs went to the gym yesterday.

Yeah. This is today, we're training. What's up? Speaking of hardback,

if you

get a

flight went to the gym To be fair,

tall man's up. It actually has nothing to do with hardback.

Okay. But I

was just thinking of gyms.

Okay. We were

in the gym yesterday.

Yeah. Yeah.

And obviously, like I said, I'm trying to get snatched for Oz.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And we finished our session, which was for some reason hard from the jump. It was difficult. Yeah. It was hard from the jump. Yeah.

And,

It was a

good session. Yeah. It was a good session.

Tits or sore. Yeah.

I feel like because we record on the same day, which means we're doing the same training every day, every week people are hearing tits or sore, tits or sore. They could train something else. Anyway, we just finished our session and we're doing some cardio. And I looked down and there was a CrossFit class happening below us. Yes.

And I saw a woman do a round where she did burpee pull up into toaster bar. Burpee,

pull

up, toaster bar. Burpee, pull up, toaster bar. She was doing this for multiple minutes. And I was on a treadmill like this.

Yeah. Yeah.

Doing 3 kilometers an hour. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. 3 kilometers an hour. And I'm seeing a ting do burpee, bang, bang, burpee, bang, bang. And I was thinking Damn. I'm not doing the right exercise.

Yeah.

That's fitness.

Because I was hanging onto the bar on on my on my tread. Yeah. Just trying to get the steps in.

Yeah. That's fitness.

Fitness, dude. So I think today we should do some abs stuff too.

Okay. Cool.

And some pull ups.

I love a pull up anyway.

I hate pull ups. But, yeah, we will do it. Alright. Cool. I wanna train like I wanna train like a man today.

Cool. Because then I'm all going crazy.

Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.

Cool. Cool.

Cool. Cool. Crazy.

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I'm not like that.

Right. What's the lie that you've corroborated?

My mom finds the morning after pill in my bro's bag and immediately clocks he's been moving mad. She tosses it to him mid FIFA game and she's like, what's this? Little man, calm as ever goes, now mom, it's for the dog. The neighbor's mutt violated our German shepherd. I can't have them puppies embarrassing this yard.

Quick thinker. Quick thinker. Locked. Fair play. Fair because even though you really think your child is lying, he's probably not lying.

He's like, it's smart. It's systematic.

Slick. That was too slick. Even if I think you're lying, I don't have the challenging words. Yeah.

Because you thought about this. Systematics jokes. Yeah. Wow. Damn.

That's slick. Fair play. Hella slick. Fair play. Alright.

What's the lie that your sibling or friend said that you corroborated? That she passed out at work and are about to give her CPR just so her her man can reply to her. Yeah. Yeah. Just so her man can reply to her.

He doesn't want you. Facts. Right. It's that simple.

Me and my bridger have a single word. Every time 1 of us wants to bag a baddie and an assist is required, he'll just call me and say mafia. I already know that whatever comes next, I have to corroborate. That's cool. It is cool.

No.

Cool. Fair play.

I've got like 3 more, right? Alright. Go on. Okay, cool. Worst like you've corroborated.

My brother was playing with a torch in our woods. He thought it was out of battery and he tossed it. An hour later, my grandma comes in screaming and my dad's out back with a garden hose trying to battle a wall of flames. His ass had lit the woods on fire. Fire department came and threatened to take us to juvie.

My brother lied and said he saw some teenagers back there smoking and playing with matches. I backed him up 100%. 100. There's no Facts. Yeah.

And plus, he didn't even do anything wrong. Facts. He don't litter, but yeah. Crazy. Fuck.

I'm backing it 100%. Yeah. Literally.

I saw some teenagers back there smoking cigarettes and playing with matches. Playing with say you saw people playing with matches is hilarious.

Because you must have been close. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You've implicated yourself. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Even if you're my son and I don't want you to go to jail, I'm calling you out right there. Yeah. Yeah. That's bullshit. What do you mean you saw people playing with matches?

Plays with matches. Who goes out to the business class playing

with matches? Okay, cool. Right. This 1 was crazy. A few of my colleagues went on a charity hike for work.

Mhmm. 1 of the girls was offering out BJ's to the guys. So I told the people in charge that there were sick people back there and they were thrown up just to give them some privacy.

What do

you mean your colleague at work was just freeing up blowjobs?

Just to give them some privacy. Yeah. Yeah. It played the role.

Oh, 100% you dived in.

I played the role.

But I'm concerned. What do you mean 1 of the girls was offering up BJ's?

That is insanity. They're not they're there for the wrong reasons.

Yep. They're they're living for the wrong reasons. Freeing up BJ's to just guys at work on a charity hike.

Yeah. There's so many layers.

Yeah. There's so many layers. There's so many layers. Your sneakers on his top.

That's crazy. She just couldn't stop.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nuts. Right, last 1. Yeah. Me and the middle child convinced our youngest sibling he was dropped off by FedEx for 5 years.

Every time a package was dropped off, he would ask my mom, is that my real dad?

Fuck.

The FedEx delivery guy. Oh. Is that my real dad? That would

murder you.

My mom would woulda put fists on me and my brother if

we did

that to his sibling. Facts.

Is that my real dad? What do you mean? Because your mom is

so confused.

Yeah. What do you what are you even on about now? Because

as a child, you start looking at dinner. You start looking at your other siblings like, oh, he they they have this, but I don't have that.

Bare freckles, bro.

Bare freckles.

Where's my freckles? Yeah. My hairline is a little bit, but them, man, are straight. Like Nah.

It's nuts. Oh,

my days. I remember

me and my brother used to do the whole you're adopted, you're adopted. Mhmm. And my mom secced it 1 time. Mhmm. And we used to do this accident thing as well.

Do you remember when, like, you're a kid and you don't even know what you were an accident means?

Okay. Okay. Okay.

When you're a kid, you're like, oh, you were an accident. And you're like, no, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. You didn't realize that even by saying that it meant your dad was supposed to pull out, but he didn't. Mhmm.

Which is insane. Yeah. But I remember over like, you're adopted at the dinner. You're adopted. You're adopted.

You're adopted. You're adopted. And I was like, shut up. My brother was like, shut up. I wasn't adopted.

I was like, yeah, bro, you were. And he was like, well, you was an accident. I was like, big man, you was an accident. My mom goes, shut up, shut up. No 1 was adopted.

And she goes, and if anyone was an accident, James, it was you. I was like, what? You're like, mom? Yeah. Fam, what?

She goes, shut up. I'm thinking this. No 1 was adopted. If anyone was an accident, James, it was you. I just carried on eating.

Your mom had a hair. No. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up.

I'm done with this play play fairy tale bullshit.

I

would've dropped my cutlery. Yeah. Yeah. She said if anyone was an accent, it was fucking you. Shut up.

I was rocked. I mean, I was well and truly rocked. You might

hate dinner in silence.

Oh, 100% silent. All you could hear was the knives on the china. That's all you could hear. It murked me. But looking back in hindsight, it makes sense.

My mom had when she was 23.

Mhmm.

You know, it shouldn't have been planning no use. Fair. My dad was just in there. Fair. Oh, bro.

It shut the whole dinner conversation down. Shut up. Yeah. Shut

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And that will give you a healthy, wholesome 20% off plus free shipping. That's hilarious. But, yeah. Right. I have something to talk about, which is actually funny.

I came across this. It's kind of trash newsy, but I wanted to understand, like, this is it's more of like a claim to men's egos. Right? So, you know, Sotheby's, the auction house? No.

Basically, okay. So Sotheby's is an auction house that does really, really expensive shit.

Okay.

All the like fine art, like vase from Roman times shit that goes for 1,000,000, it goes through Sotheby's. Right?

Okay.

And they have this auctioneer called Phyllis Cowell. And she's been up in there changing the game. When I say she plays men's egos to get the most money humanly possible. So there was 1 the other day where there was shot in Titan and then Broski made a bid for like a mil. Mhmm.

Turned to another guy, dropped 2 mil.

She turned

to the first guy and said don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Yeah. You'd have to 2.5. You'd have to. You'd have to raise

that thing. From a knife to a gunfight.

Fair play.

She says another 1 that was going the guy made a bid for 10.5 m's on a stained glass window. She said 10.5. Is your house not big enough? You can't afford a little bit more. Is your house not big enough?

Fair. She knows what she's doing. Little boy. She knows what she's doing.

She knows she's doing both. All the time. Bang, bang, bang. These men keep bidding, keep bidding. I'm not sitting there hearing that.

She knows what she's doing. Is your house not big enough?

Yeah. Is your house not bigger? That's cute. Damn. Fair.

Yeah. I was thinking what if you went to an auction Yeah. With your current financial situation

Yeah.

If you went to an auction today Mhmm. To get something that you really wanted Mhmm. How much do you think she could get out of you? Let's say the bidding starts at a bag, at $1.

It all literally depends on what it is.

Let's say it's an engagement ring. So you you found the love of your life. It's a special 1 of a kind engagement ring. With your current how much money you currently have. Yeah.

Starts the bidding at $2.

Yeah.

You go in there. Your girl's with

you.

Your girl is with you. Yeah. And she hasn't said yes to nothing, but you she knows she she wants this ring. You know, it's 1 of a kind. You've gone to the auction house to get it, and you're you're obviously thinking, I'm getting this ring.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You start the bidding, $2. Mhmm. $3 goes. Mhmm. 4 goes.

You wave your paddle. $5. Mhmm. 6 goes. $7 goes.

$8 goes. $10. Someone bids 15. What are you saying?

Someone bids 15. I'll probably bid 17.

17. Someone bids 22.

25.

Okay. Now it's getting tasty. Someone 27. 30. 32.

40. Be out some much more of the competition.

Is this your current bank account? Mhmm. Okay. This is sexy. Yeah.

Yeah. Right. Actually, you need to get comfortable.

Oh, with the love of my life, she's here.

Yeah. Yeah.

She wants this ring. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. She does. She does. 40.

45.

Is it just me and 1 you are the op at the moment?

I'm the op at the moment.

It's just us who left? Yep. 45.

And you know me from around the way.

You get what you are. Yeah.

You know me from around the way.

You get

what you are. So leave it with science.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's say I know your girl from a past life. So I on the way in I agree.

On the way I greet you, though.

What was your bid?

I just did 4 You did 45? I did 45. 55.

60. 62.

65. 70. Swear. 71.

75. 76. 80.

82.

85. Fat chill. You chill. The fuck I want this ring.

What did

you say? 8593.

Cool 100.

A cool 100.

A cool 100.

1010

2. You're just not letting up. 105. Start off with

2 grand, you know?

Yeah. What the fuck?

Yeah. If this ring started at 2 and you're now at 105

This isn't a joke anymore. I'm locked.

105.

105. At this point, you guys said, babe, just leave it. I forgot. I'm not leaving anything. I'm not leaving.

Babe, this is not worth it. Just leave it.

I don't want I'm not leaving anything. What do you mean you're greeter on the way in?

105. It's not even about the ring anymore.

It's not? No. Ring is not about

the ring.

Least it might have been. Yeah.

The ring doesn't matter.

I haven't looked at these, man. I haven't looked at I haven't looked at auctioneer.

I'm not

good at you. 105. Swear.

Talk to me nice, or don't talk to me twice.

110.

No. I know that's your limit.

Yeah. So I'm

a say I'm a say 115 to just finish the day.

Sup, brah?

Make the transfer. 120. Swear. 120.

My girl's squeezing my hand at this point. Yes. She's squeezing my hand at this point. 125.

Fair. Thank

you. Enjoy the ring. Congratulations. Pleasure to be busy.

Congratulations. Your hands are sweating as well. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's that's a lot of money I'm I'm fine with.

Fair.

It's a

lot of money I'm fine with.

Let me tell my brother was a jerk. What the fuck?

Yeah. What's he actually gonna do to make the

transfer now? I was saying

transfer. And then he's really,

like, what the fuck? Yeah.

And then he just gets a text message saying overdraft exceeded.

Yeah. Oh,

bro. I'm gonna check the business account. It's gonna be

cleared out.

Touche. Touche. Big dick energy.

You put me in that position. Yeah. Fair. You knew what would get me boiling. Yeah.

Mhmm.

We did

it on the way in. I will never forgive you. I'm leaving with the ring. I I don't think

you understand you, man. 125. 125. Wow. That's healthy.

She deserves it.

And the bid is $2. Yeah. And this is how you know men are dumb. Yeah. I didn't even care about the ring.

Yeah. Yeah.

I just wanted to piss you off.

I know. I know. And I was never gonna let you get the best of me.

Damn. Our egos are so they're everything. They are everything.

The owner of that ring is laughing. Oh, no. Laughing.

They just came back from Antiques Roadshow, and Donny said it's not even worth 3 k. These men spent over a 100.

Bags for that. Nuts. Fucking hell.

Your account's healthy. Fair

play.

Next topic. Let me not talk to

you guys.

Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.

You said you got a question for us. I do

have a question for you guys.

You ever bid it on anything?

No. I've never been to an auction. Never bid in I've never been to none.

Nah. I would love to.

I bid it once. I didn't get it. It was, I went to, like, a charity boxing match and they were doing, like, a Mike Tyson signed glove.

Oh, sick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I think

that they started off for, like, a 100. I think it did 200. And after 1000, I was like, fuck I'm

pretty sure, you know, we was talking about Kai Snat's, Tink's, like trainers Tink, the sneaker thing the other

day. Mhmm.

But I

heard that he's he's signed a piece of tissue roll for, like, 2 bags. Bout.

Funny enough. You're talking about Mike. Every in a 10 round bout. Funny enough to talk about Mike. Every round you lost, you get 30 m's.

If you get knocked out, you have to serve a 15 year prison sentence. Option 1. Option 2.

Is Mike Tyson his prime? Sorry.

This is Mike Tyson. Yeah. Let's say Mike Tyson. 10 years ago.

10 years

ago. So it would be 40 something. I think it's 50 something now. Gard Curry for 48 minutes. Every 3 pointer he makes, you get 3 years in prison.

Every 3 pointer he misses, you get 10,000,000.

That one's insane. Can't be that 1. That one's possibly insane.

It can't be.

I'm going to jail within 10 seconds. He shoots from the bro, nah. Guy shoots from half court. Every 3 body,

you have to foul him.

Yeah. A 100%.

Well, in in his last game, he made

8 out of 16.

8 out of 16. So he went 50%.

50 he's shooting 50 from the 3?

Yeah. That's it's that that stat is ridiculous. But he made 8 for 16. He went for 3. So what what was the

the rule? Every 3 he makes, you get 3 years in prison. So that's

so in

that game

against professionals

Yeah. You're doing a 24 stretch. Nah. Nah. But every 3 he misses, you get 10 ms.

So, yo, I'd have, what, ATMs? Mhmm. I wouldn't have a life to spend it.

24 years and ATMs. Mhmm.

Well, you get it. You'd be, what, 57? That's not bad.

I don't think I'll make it harder. It.

I wouldn't.

I mean,

I was being hopeful for Yeah.

For the for the idea of this analogy, I was being hopeful. You're not making out. You are not.

100% I'm not making out.

You're meat to them.

Aw, bro. A 100%.

So you're picking Mike Tyson. I'm gonna read Mike Tyson's 1 again.

Yes. Alright. Cool.

A 10 round bout. Every round you last, you get 30 m's. If you get knocked out, you serve a 15 year prison sentence.

There's no

way I'm making it 10 rounds. There's no way I'm making it 10 rounds. I thought when you originally read that, I thought I just need to make the first round, cash my check, and be out. No. I have to survive the whole fight.

10 rounds, bro.

No. That's that's impossible.

So you're picking curry? This is a real pick your

poison. So if I get knocked out as how many years? 15. 15 years?

Mhmm. So if

you get knocked out once, you do a 15 year stretch.

Every 3 he makes Every

3 he makes, you you do 3 years in jail.

I'm assuming he has he doesn't care about my situation. He doesn't or he doesn't know a guy.

No. He's he's Steph Curry performing. He's doing what he does best.

Oh, okay. Cool. Because it's not like he puts 13 in and is like, okay. I feel bad.

Oh, no.

No. He's going for it.

You're playing him for 48 minutes. You have to guard him.

And it's just 1 v 1?

Yeah, bro.

Do you know how many threes he's gonna score in 48 minutes?

Then pick Mike Tyson.

Oh, I I would 100% pick Mike Tyson. Yeah. That's only 10 years.

15.

15 years. That's a long time. But Curry's put in against me? He's dropping 30 threes easily. After 4 threes, I'm giving up hope.

You got 12. Yeah. Once he's he's already dropped some and he's getting warm, I would have given up hope. And then he starts he starts doing like, like freestyle shit. Yeah.

He'll ask me to kiss the ball and then do 1 of them once. So I will go up against Tyson.

And hopefully

Because there's there's there's there's no way you're not there is there's there's a chance in hell you can survive that fight.

Okay.

A small chance.

A small chance.

There's no way. There's no way for 48 minutes on a 1 v 1 he's not dropping

a

crazy amount of threes on the table.

At least 5 would be the 15 years that you would get from getting knocked out by Mike. He'll get 5 in

the first 2 minutes.

Yeah. 5 threes from Curry. Yeah.

He does that before breakfast. Basic stuff. I'm pretty sure I could I could wake him up with a cold ice bucket and give him a ball. He'll make 5 threes. Fair.

Fair.

Mike Tyson, the chances are I it is very slim. Mhmm. But we're talking 10 years ago.

Mhmm.

So he's still way out of his prime. Yeah.

But he's still 5.

Yeah. If I can just be like, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Bro. Like, I like, just maybe.

Yeah.

Just enough to rock him

Yeah.

Side to side and then just evade. Like a gazelle. Just evade. He's still pretty quick. Oh, I know.

I've seen him. He's fucking 60, and he does damage.

Yeah. But I

think that's that's more realistic than the cover for me. I would take on Tyson. I I will I will scream and cry the night before.

Okay. How many how many rounds, pause, do you think you can last? Let's say you don't make it to 10. Let's say it's as many rounds as you can get before you get knocked out, but you still get 30 mil per round. How many rounds do you think?

You take me out on the 3rd.

3rd. Yeah.

Because I'm exhausted.

From dodging.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm exhausted. So after 3, I've never fought more than 3 rounds in my life.

Okay.

So after 3, I I didn't even know what that side of the fence looks like.

Fair play.

So, yeah. That's when that's and then now he's starting to come.

He's warm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So 4th round, he's got me.

Okay.

I wouldn't even have to hold my hands up.

Ellis, who are you picking?

That's who we might, Tyson. I just have to I'm not hitting him. There's no point. There's no point. It ain't gonna do shit.

So I'd just be bouncing around the ring, just making him do laps. Like I'd just be running around the ring constantly just pissing him off. Because if he lands a hit on me, I'm fucked. So I'd just be guarding and running around, guarding, running around. That's all I'd do.

I wouldn't throw a single punch.

So Mike Tyson as well.

Steph Curry's average is 4 threes a game.

So that's 12.80 2 games a season. That's 12 points minimum.

Yeah. That's that's insane.

That's 12. That's 12 years. 12 years?

12 years minimum.

Minimum.

On his worst day.

Mhmm.

Against the best players the world's ever seen.

Mhmm. Rem? Tyson, bro.

Yeah? These numbers are crazy. Like 48 minutes. Even the duration of the fight with Mike Yeah. Is

what? I think they're 3 minute rounds? Yeah. Half hour.

So half hour, 48 minutes. Even that favors the fight with Mike. The maths favor the fight with Mike. He's he's out of his prime. It's 10 years ago.

But just trying to play Evade, trying to play Gazelle with Mike is far more favorable than trying to guard Steph Steph Curry for 48 minutes and trying to stop him from scoring a 3. He he's, like, the most gifted scorer from the 3 in history, arguably, fam.

The step back will mark me. Yeah. It would. Yeah.

If you give

me 1 of them and then step back

Yeah.

That would finish me.

Yeah. Because he won't he won't even hit the rim. It just wet. Yeah.

Yeah.

And you just hear it behind you.

Yeah.

That would really

3 years.

3 years.

6 years. Yeah. 9, 12, 15 years. 15.

There's no way.

Nah. I would My

knees would hit the court.

They would have to be armed police around this building because I promise you the first 3 threes he's dropping, I'm

legging it. There would have

to be armed police around the vicinity.

Oh, bro. You're playing in a stadium.

They're catching

you. Yeah. I'm lagging you, man. I don't think you get it. I'm lagging it.

And if 1 of Donnie catches

you, he said, please.

I made 1 too. Play or he's missed 1. I'll give you half. Let me go.

Yeah. Yeah. Half to to Steph. He didn't give a fuck. He makes that

slow quickly. I'm giving half to whoever's trying to catch me. Wait. I'm giving half to Steph. No.

No. No. No. No. That makes no difference.

That's a joke way

to buy.

Give you

5 m's now. Let me go. Let me go. We can split this.

Steph's on 55 mil a week a year.

What? What? No. I'm not.

Sorry. Sorry.

That's on my breath away. I even lost my face. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

55 m's

a year. 10 k a week. Sorry.

He's the highest play NBA player, I'm sure, this year. I'm sure he is.

This is this is not even including fucking Under Armor.

No. Oh, yeah. No. No. No.

No. This is

All the other shit he does. Yeah. Damn. Jesus.

Curry's contact, extension with the Warriors will pay him nearly 63 mil for the 26, 27 season. He's guaranteed about a 178 mil over the next 3 seasons, which will make him 1 of the highest paid, players in NBA history.

Wait. Call me crazy.

That's insane.

55 mil is not 10 k a week.

It's not. Because ball is

That's like 10 k a day. Yeah. 55 mil is bare.

Yeah.

10 k because 55, 55 it would no. It would have to be a mil a week because it's 52 weeks in a year. It would have to be over a I think that's supposed to be not $10 a week.

It's a mil a

week over or maybe 1.7 or some shit like that a week. A mill a week?

Yeah. Damn. Damn.

A mill a week. Do you know what man I would become for a middle of week? You've only seen my true colors.

Daily salary of £313,000.

Daily.

I would feel so untouchable. Yeah.

Oh, facts, bro. Scroll down. From the moment you arrived on this page, he's earned what?

Oh my god. That's nuts. I didn't even notice that.

It's a count. It's £2.

Pounds in seconds. Alright. Cool. This is embarrassing. He just made a pound.

He's made a 100 dollars.

No. This is a $100.

He's made a 100 pound right now.

I thought

it was £1.

No. No. It's not

a 100.

Since I've since I've opened this page, he's opened that.

Yeah.

He's made a 120

he's doing £2 to £3 a second.

Mhmm. Yeah, man. What we doing?

I don't know.

What we're actually doing? What's the point?

I actually don't know.

Do you know how many he's providing you, man.

Can we require ourselves men? For the people that are providing? I said DCU yesterday.

Yeah. Who's providing Dave

said it best. Who's gonna provide for the people that are providing?

Bro. Because Can I really call myself a provider when these this guy's made £200 since the time I've been talking about him?

Yeah. That's wealth. That's generational wealth.

That is generational wealth.

Like I said, guys, girls in the comments, who would you go for? Comment Steph Curry if you think you can handle that.

Steph Curry, Blake, Blake, Thompson.

If you think he can last rounds in

the league. At least with the Mike Tyson 1, by the time you wake up, you're already in Penn. Facts. So it's all a fever dream. As far as you're concerned, it's all a fever dream.

Because

I've I've I'll convince myself I've been

in Penn.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A 100%. I've been.

You established it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And it

was just a canteen fight. Yeah. It was a canteen brawl. I got out of hand, and now you're dreaming about money that never existed. With the Steph Curry, when this man have to escort you out of the Warriors stadium.

I'm telling you, I'm legging it after the 3rd after he drains the 3rd 3, I'm legging it. And there's no 1 that's gonna stop me. There have to be snipers on the roof because I'm legging it. You, man.

Oh, fuck. Mike, that's funny.

Oh my god.

Oh god, man.

I would pick, Mike Tyson as well, but, yeah, I'm not surviving it. I'm not surviving it.

Goddamn it, man.

That's a real pick of poison.

That is a real pick of poison. Jeez. Okay. Cool. Rem, you've got trash news for us.

Funny you mentioned Sotheby's, actually, because this is, this is semi related to that. Yeah. So who's laughing now? Banana as Art sells for 6,200,000 at Sotheby's.

Hang on what?

Yep. You heard me. I didn't stutter. A conceptual artwork by Maurizio Cattelan, which is named Chameleon, is just a fruit stand banana taped on the wall. But

7 bidders bullshit.

7 bidders were biting and it went to a crypto entrepreneur. That is the piece of art that went for 6.2 mil.

Alright. You man. Real talk. Hear me out. I'm saying, yeah, all of us get some wet cement, squat down and that our balls just kiss kiss the cement and we get a picture of it.

Right? And then once the cement dry cement dries, all 4 of our balls imprints will be there an episode or 2, and he would have been there in an auction. They'd be like, oh, no way.

And then

Oh, no way.

Oh, no way.

And then, yeah, 10 m's will split it 4 ways. Because this is becoming a joke. Yeah.

That's 2.5 a piece. That's 1.25 a ball. Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm down.

I'm down.

I'm down. What have we what have we got to lose?

Nothing. Nothing at all. Literally nothing.

No 1 buys it. No 1 buys it.

Nothing at all. Damn, bro.

That is, that's insane. But anyway, sorry.

When does the banana go off? I don't understand.

So it's what happens is you buy the rights to the certificate of that piece of art of the banana and then whoever has the rights to the certificate can choose to change the banana.

Your mom.

So actually it's not the same banana. This actually started in 2019.

I was gonna say I've seen this from time.

Right. And people, buy the certificate and it goes up goes up in value apparently. And then whoever is the owner of this the certificate at the time can choose to change it or not change it. People have been changing it, long story short, the current entrepreneur who just bought it recently has decided to obviously he's bid for it. He's bought it 6,200,000 US dollars and he wants to eat this 1.

Flex. Yeah. Do you buy the wall or do you buy just the tape and the banana?

I believe it's just the tape and the banana. You

are taking this.

I haven't seen anything about the wall. It's just about the banana. A banana that for years has stirred controversy in the art world sold for 6,200,000 with fees at Sotheby's Contemporary Art Auction on Wednesday night. It became, what is arguably the most expensive fruit in the world.

Arguably is crazy because if it's not then

Yeah. Arguably, what are we talking about arguably? It has to be. That will likely be tossed in a couple of days. The banana is the start of the 2019 conceptual artwork, comedian by the noted prankster Maurizio Cattelan, which is intended to be duct taped onto the wall.

It comes with a certificate of authenticity and installation instructions, instructions for owners to replace the banana if they wish, whenever it rots. 5 minutes of rapid bidding that had started at 800 k ended when Chinese born crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun, placed the winning bid, besting 6 other rivals, which experts said was a sign that even a struggling market would spend big on spectacle. Yeah. I don't understand how Sorry, I do understand. The appreciation of art is subjective.

Mhmm. But there's a line.

Of course there's a line. This is a joke.

Duct tape, like it's actually this is a mockery.

Yeah. Man, just this is this is a flexo. These these men just want to because I guess what it looks like is this is the only time that they can actually get dick swingy with their money. Because all the other shit that they will spend their money on is all private. Yeah.

You can get a yard. You can get a yard and get it up. No one's seeing that. Yeah. No.

All all of your ops are not seeing that. This is probably 1 of the only times that you could actually be in a room with all your ops and you're like, I'm gonna piss 6 m's down the drain just to show these men how rich I am.

Yeah. Just because you want it, I'm gonna buy it from you. Yeah.

I'm gonna

make sure you don't get it.

I'm gonna make sure that I outbid all of you, man. And then you men are gonna watch me

eat it.

And that's that's the thing. And then dip. Yeah.

Because 6 m's is 6 p's

in it.

6.2 m's on a banana. So what I did was I found this originally on Instagram. Yeah. Then I found this article. Obviously, the comment section was nuts.

So somebody, we've been

through that is fine. This is facts.

Yeah. Money laundering was, heavy in the comments. Heavy, heavy, heavy in the comments. It's an insult for every single real artist in the world.

See this is that's that's debatable though. Like who's really chatting about I get what they're saying but like who decides what's an artist and that's the whole point of the banana thinking. That's the point. Because who decides what's an artist and what's not an artist?

But that's what I was talking about with the the line. Where's the line that you draw with seriousness and an actual piece of art that somebody has taken the time?

Yeah. I think it's I think it's 1 of them things as well. Like it only gets offensive when people wanna lump shit in because if if someone decides bro, if I buy if I put it would be crazy if for example you were an artist and I was and there was a say there's a billionaire there. Let's say you were doing really really detailed sketches and just amazing art or whatever and I said I didn't even mention the word art. I said to a guy, alright, how much for this banana that I am like drastic man on?

And if he's like, oh you're a dickhead I'll give you 5 mil right now. It would be crazy for you to be offended because we're not even talking about the same thing. But it's because he's decided that the narrative around it is I think fine art is dumb. Here's my example. And now everyone's like, this is offensive to artists.

It's like, it's not even the same thing. It's just rich people being dumb. Right. People who are considered quote unquote realized shouldn't even be paying attention.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hate what you're saying.

I hate

what you're saying.

I hate what you're saying. The same way you're not paying attention to whatever the fuck. Like, you're not being offended for thumbnail creators Mhmm. Or whatever because they're just doing a completely different thing to

you. Mhmm.

But yeah. Fucking hell.

Tax write offs. It's weird. Wait. There's a very weird sense of, full circle moments today. We were just talking about tax write offs at lunch.

You started off with Sotheby's, earlier on. The auction Yeah. Is which This

is very Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson.

Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson. Yeah.

Mhmm. Art simulation.

I'll eat the tape for half that amount. Facts.

Fair.

Yeah. That is, today's rich people's art apparently.

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