Transcript of Judging YOUR AITA's!

Guys. Girls. We're back in.

We are indeed.

If you guys got the sniffles.

I've got the sniffles. Winter isn't good to me. I need to fly out, but we move.

Did you know, fun fact, that is actually a myth about, cold weather making people sick.

Where did you hear this myth from?

Supposedly, the reason people get sick more often. Yeah. Is because you turn the heating on, and the germs that sit in the vents and all that kind of shit, basically, all year round are now blowing freshly warmed germs into rooms, which makes people more sick.

From aircon?

Well, yeah. From the heat yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Either however the fuck you get your heat.

But yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's supposedly what makes people sick. Supposedly, there's no reason why cold weather would make you sick.

Otherwise, ice baths would make you sick all the time.

Agreed.

Just saying.

Do you get sick when it's cold?

I actually get equally sick. Okay. I get a cold in the summer just like I do in the winter.

Okay. Fair enough.

It pisses me off. But I don't get

the same type of cold. Yeah. I I do get cold, but not not what I'm experiencing in December. It's different. It's different.

Then again, it could it could be what you're saying. My heating's on all winter. So Yeah.

They got some some buggies.

Yeah, man. It could be just inflated. But I wanna rate we get our heating from the radiators here in the UK.

Like I mean, at home, you do. Here, you won't.

Alright. Fair. Air con in in a studio. Yeah. Fair.

Okay.

Also, like, less, like, fresh air and shit. I'm assuming as though if you work in an office, all the windows are closed. Everyone's breathing in there. No one's opening a window.

No fresh air. Makes sense.

Yeah. Also, a lot less vitamin d. Pause. True. I I

get my vitamin d. Pause. I get

yeah. I get my vitamin d. 3 k 2. Justin? Not looking me, bro.

I ordered Jack some vitamins the other day. I'm gonna order you some as well. You

sound like you need them, bro. Allow me, man. Allow me. I'm fine to be alive right now. Yeah.

I'm gonna order you some. Yeah. You need some now.

This is a piss take. From 2025, we're gonna be a health and longevity, business.

No. No. I like that. Immunity gang.

Yeah. Immunity gang. Yeah. Immune to the germs and bad words. Right.

We're starting off with dilemmas today and the mother of the assholes, guys. Submitted by you, our babies, and you've asked for some advice. Mhmm. And we are here to give it. Facts.

So because Feos got the sniffles, I will volunteer as tribute to read the shit today. Gracias. I've also had some nootropics, so hopefully my reading is good. You're lost. Yeah.

We did an ad read the other day after I did 1 of them, Nefuri Brandhills, and I didn't miss up a word.

Fair. Fair.

Fair. We'll see how today goes. No brush. Mhmm. G1.

Okay. They've already fucked it with they've already fucked it with code names. Never mind. Alright. G1.

Yeah. That's crazy.

Hi. I've got in the My the Asshole situation for the guys. Context. I live in a shared house I found, and I invited 3 friend what do you mean I found? I live in a shared house I found and I invited 3 friends to live with me.

I've been here for 3 years and only 1 of my original housemates is still here. 2 new housemates moved in a few months ago. The issue started when I told 1 of the new housemates, let's call her g 1, before she moved in that if her husband joined her in the country, they'd need to find a place for themselves, as I have traumas showing the house with men and couples. Plus, with just 1 bathroom and limited space, I didn't want more than 4 people in the house regardless of gender. G 1 agreed saying should look for something before he returned.

Since then, I even sent her a few leads, but she always declined saying they were too expensive. Finally, I found a place that fit her budget. And though reluctant, she accepted. But then things took a turn. I recently told my original housemate, OG, that a couple of our friends needed a temporary place for a month.

And since OG knew them well, we agreed they could take g one's room once, she left to live with her husband. G 1 overheard and got furious, calling me an asshole for offering the room to this couple instead of letting her husband move in. Claiming it would be much cheaper for them than the new place. Here's where things get wild. G1, who moved in knowing this is a temporary arrangement, now feels she has a say in the house rules.

And just the other day, I overheard her yelling on the phone to her husband saying, babe. Wait. What?

Alejandro. No.

I know that. I just don't understand. Babe, it's just Alejandro. Your man was mad over Alejandro being in her room. Plot twist.

Alejandro is my cat. Am I the asshole for enforcing boundaries and not wanting this level of drama. My original housemate feels guilty because Jiwan is already here, but I really don't wanna deal with this every day. Am I being unreasonable? This is cockaboo boo.

Pro. This is Cockaboo boo. What the fuck was that? I don't know where time. Yeah.

That's the only is the only correct answer. That was a complete and utter waste of time. So first things first, let's actually get this sorted. You're low key an asshole for being hypocrite.

Because she's a violent OG and

You said 1 couple is not allowed to live here.

But now you're asking.

But when when this person moves out with their husband, you're moving a couple in.

Yeah. Just because you know that couple. Yeah. That doesn't make sense.

You're a hypocrite. And I would be vets as well. Facts.

This Alejandra chat is Alejandro.

If we should have ended the thing yeah. The Alejandro thing was a mind fuck that no 1 needed.

Babe, it's only Alejandro. Who cares about the cat? Yeah. Respectfully.

Respectfully, no 1 cares.

Who cares about the cat?

There's there's

no context for this whole thing that needs

to be. That's top 4 worst Am I the Assholes I've ever read. Yeah. Top 4 is crazy. That it was it was really, really bad.

But, ultimately, you're an asshole, in my opinion, yeah. Yeah.

You are considering you're just being a hypocrite. Yeah. And also,

is it a house share, or is it your yard? Because you're moving like you're a landlord. Yeah. And you decide who lives where and how long.

You found the yard. You're not a landlord.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So

It sounds like you're being a bossy boots.

Just because you found the yard and you're like, oh, guys, come, come, come. I found a spot. Let's all live together, doesn't mean and because 2 of your old housemates have now moved out, doesn't mean you can now set rules for the new people moving in.

If we're all paying the same rent, you don't get to tell me, cool. You can live here temporarily. Your husband, when he gets here, you might not gonna have leave. But when you leave, I'm gonna decide that this couple moves in.

Come on, bro.

Alejandro is my cat.

You can go away once.

I don't wanna deal with this beef with you and your man. Yada yada. No. We're not dealing with that, bro.

If you

pay the same rent, we live by the same rules.

Facts. I'm emailing the landlord today.

Yeah. 100%. Top 4 worst of my assholes I've ever read. You are a bit of an asshole and a bit of a hypocrite. But it's fair to say, maybe you should've just said, I don't know your husband.

I've never met him, and it makes me uncomfortable sharing a bathroom. That's all you need to say. Not, I have trauma with the opposite sex.

That's got nothing to do with her.

Yeah. However, it seems to only be targeted at your husband because someone from the opposite sex can live here. I just don't want it to be your man. Yeah. Cool.

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