Transcript of STRUGGLES THAT MEN HAVE THAT WOMEN WON'T UNDERSTAND?! | EP 449

Pause ahead of time. I know I'd ask you to do it again. Guys. Girls. Welcome back.

Welcome back indeed.

And before we get started today, we have a very special announcement. Announcement? Announcement?

Question mark.

Yeah, question mark, exclamation mark. So if you guys were around at the time, Ellisis decided to tell us that he was related to royalty and that he doesn't know if he's part black or not. So we thought, Oh, this will be fun. Let's all order 23 and me and let's all do it. And I've been saying for a while, I need to know where my Africans are. Where my niggas is at? Where my niggas is at? Me and Ryan, well, me and Ryan, both need to find out what African we are. We did the 23andMe. It took a few weeks, but we have the results back. Will we find out If Eilidh has any black in him and is he related to royalty, will we find out if I am Somalian or Congolese or any of the above or none?

Or none.

Or it could all be a farce. Will we find out if Rem is jacked enough to be Nigerian, who knows?

Find out.

On the next episode. I'll drag a ball. I think it's only right if... Okay, I think we'll start with the obvious. So let's go with you first.

Why am I the obvious?

I feel like out of all of us, it's probably...

Well, both.

You're both?

Am I wrong? No, I'm just... I want you to explain yourself. Yeah, you're both...

It's going to be least amount of surprises with either of you two. Okay, cool. Mainly you. Okay, cool. I never know. I might not be Nigeria. If you find out you're 98% Ghanaian, I'm going to lock.

Or how? I don't think you understand what that would do to me. Because growing up, I say growing up, probably over the last 10 years, I would say a lot of people I meet for the first time that interact with me, especially prior to this podcast, always asked, Oh, are you Ghanaian? Just by looking at me as opposed to anything about me. I was Brother, no. No shade. I love my Ghanaian people, I love my African people, but I'm just not Ghanaian.

Fair. Let's find out. My heart's racing. I'm not going to lie. My heart's really racing. Have you looked at all?

No, I just clicked it now.

You're looking right now? Yeah. Okay. Does it say?

I'm going to read it word for word. Ancestry composition. Your DNA suggests your ancestry is 99.9%.

Nigeria.let's.

Go!come on. That's insane. Let's go. With ties to one other population.

View report. 99%. That's frustrating.

Fuck around. They don't fuck around.

Yeah, they really don't.

The 0.1% Trace Ancestry said, We detected traces of the following populations in your DNA. Indigenous American is 0.1%, and that's all it says. Explore your Indigenous American heritage.

You're going into the weeds.

Yeah, it's pointless. 99.9% Nigerian, bro.Wow. Well played.Science still delivered, proved. I'm not going in. Let's go.Let's Wow.

Wow, that's a lot of Nigerian. The Eman don't mix a match. Yeah, I'm happy with that. All right, gang. I'm happy with that. Ellis.

Let's have a look.Oh.

Boy.okay..

Before we get started, where do you think you're from? What do you know What about yourself? What have you been told?

All I know is I've got a bit of Scottish in my family. Maybe a bit of American. Other than that, not much.Okay.Not much. So, yeah, I'm actually really intrigued.

All right, let's load it up. Did Rem just find out his as we were talking?

No, I'm looking at maps at Africa and just seeing. Okay.

Just looking, sorry.

Okay.

I am 98.3%.

British and Irish.

Fair play. Okay.

I am 1.5% French and German.

That's a little bit.

Then 0.1% just says broadly Northwestern European.

Fair play.Not bad.Pretty much what we thought.

Yeah, pretty much.No Scottish, though.Boring. Yeah, no Irish. I've been lying to you all fucking life.

No Scottish, though, bro.

Yeah, literally no Scottish. Irish thing. Yeah, Irish. Fair play.

Let's go. All right, well, we're Irish brothers now. At least we know that. There you go. Well played.

Okay, so all I know at the moment, my dad's from Jamaica and my mom is from Saint Kitts. That's all I know.

You can't wait.

Ancestry composition. I am 91.4% sub-Saharan African.

Sub-saharan, so you're top, you're north.

It says 84.1% West African.Let's.

Go.let's go. Let's go, my G.

It's not in the favor that you think it's thinking.

West Africa. West Africa. West Africa.

West Africa. So 40.1% Ghanaian, Liberian, and Sierra Leonean, 36.2% Nigerian.Wow.My brother. 1.9% Senegambian and Ghanaian. Okay. 5.9% broadly West African. There's bear here, fam. Wow.

Yeah, you're a mix up, mix up. You're a pick and mix.

Fam, breed up, breed up.

7.2% Congolese and Southern East Africans. Another 7.2% Angolan and Congolese.

Damn. Oh, wow. What? Your family just nutded and dipped. What's going on?

Even I'm 1.1 French and German. Mad. 1.6. I Ashkanazi Jewish.

What?

I am heard of that. You have never heard of that.

The word before Jewish, I've never heard of.

Yeah, that's strand. I'm not heard of that.

Let me try and actually say it.

Ashkanaish.

Ashkanazi. Ashkanazi. Ashkanazi Jewish.

Wow.

1.6%. I've never heard of that one. I've never heard of- You've got African all up here.

I've got- You've got the planes.

There we go.

84 point. I'm not seeing Well, obviously, it's African before anything else. Yeah, it should. It's going way, way back to the beginning, isn't it?

If you go all the way down to additional ancestry regions, it's in red. Okay, It should tell you what part of the Caribbean.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clarendon, Jamaica, Port of Spain Corporation, Trinidad and Tobago.

My brother. Come on. Let's go.

Yeah, man. Let's go.

Yeah, man.

That's it. Yeah, that's the Caribbean. Yeah. Jamaica and Trinidad.

All right.

Come on.

Wow. What a day. What a day. What happened? Fuck.

That's jokes. All right.

Well played.

Wow.

So you're just African? I'm African, right? Yeah. I'm West African. Yeah. We can't nail down a specific... What was the most highest percentage?

Ghanaian. Highest was Ghanaian, Liberian, and Sierra Leone.

40.1%. All right.

Yeah, that's all West. West and then say sub-Saharan. Yeah. Look at the maps while you're talking.

Okay, cool. So my one. So as I know, all I know about myself is my mom's Irish and my dad is apart from Trinidad, apart from Grenada. That's all I've been told. And so I am 52% Irish.

Just bog standard.

Straight Irish. You're more Irish than anything else. More Irish than anything else. Although I have been told with the... I've heard that with the half and half, not even with the half and half, with the splits, it can actually differ between siblings. So it's just about what traits you take. It can differ between siblings. Interesting. So my brother be more black than I am or whatever it appears. Anyway, 52% Irish. And that's not Europe, England, anything. That's Ireland. So my mom's family have... Until me, the direct line in my mom's family was only fucking with the Catholics. Yeah, they weren't straight, which explains a lot about what happened to my mom once. Yeah. It was she conceived. It explains a lot. Yeah, they weren't fucking with that. So entirely on my mom's side, pure Irish as far as it goes. Nothing else. Your mom broke rules. She did. She broke tradition. Then my my Black Side, so 48%, is mostly Mostly in favor of Nigerian.

Wow. My brother.

Mostly in favor of Nigerian. Let's go. Next down is Ghanaian. Let's go.

West Africa, for sure.

Yeah. And then 1% Congolese. Okay. Then tracing it to the Caribbean from there. Half Grenada, half Trinidad and Tobago.

All right. Which you already knew.

Which I already knew. There we go. What's your day? Yeah, money is here. Come on now. Your boy's nice. Let's go. I just teach what you're trying to say.

I might start teaching some niche on your cabin episodes.

Yeah, teach me.

On your cabin episode, I'm going to start teaching you some dialects.

All right, guys, Patreon. Com for Zashis and gigs. Yes, sir. Your boy is going to learn Europe. Yeah, we're here now.

Yeah, my money's here. Yeah. I'm actually a bit... Even though I knew I was going be pretty much all Nigerian, but 99.9. All you might have given numbers and stats. I'm just like, 0.1%, whatever it says, boring. It's not boring. It's pedigree. I know, fair. They didn't fuck about. Yeah, it's pedigree. You felt like you're Irish, 52%, nothing else. Just Irish, fair play.

You're pedigree, bro.

Yeah, man. Continued the lineage.

Fucking hell, that was interesting.

That was interesting. That was sick, man.

Fuck, that was interesting.

What's the trace of ancestry thing at the bottom?

The trace ancestry.

Because it says 0.1% Caribbean. To you? Yeah. Says Barbados.

My brother. Let's go. Barbados. I told you. Named your brother. Wow. You get that to yourself, G.

No, I just clocked it here because I didn't see it at the bottom.

You said your mom loves... Your nan loves to make Caribbean food. So there you go, bro. That's why. There you go.0.1%.

Bayesian.0.1%, yeah.

That's just it. When did you do the swab test? When did we do it? When? Yeah.

One or two ago.

A few weeks ago. Had you eaten a patty that afternoon? And the swab chop.

You had Scott's bonnet just blazed the sauce.

They couldn't understand why that was in there. They couldn't find the sauce. They said it was for incubation. That little bit of season in there.

That's funny, bro.

That's hilarious. Wow. Fair play.

Damn, that's funny.

If you click on the traits as well, it'll also tell you specific genetic traits that you have. So where am I looking? I found on mine.I'm interested.

On this parental thing?

No, not the parental. I think it's at the top. I found on mine, I'm 75 or... No, maybe more. 80% confident I won't lose my hair before the age of 40.

Let me see. All right, I'm going to read my traits. Yeah. All right, cool. Back hair is the first subsection. 81% chance you have little or no back hair. That's correct. 90% chance you will. Thank God. I saw bold spot and I saw 92% I was God, please don't be in my favor. 92% chance you don't have a bold spot, 8% chance you do. Early hair loss. Yeah, let's go. Okay, wait. Let me read it first. Wait, wait. Before I...

Let me read it. Just read it. Now, read it.

81% chance you will not experience hair loss or thinning before the age of 40. All right.

Fair play. Fair play.

Fair, fair, fair.

Let me read it first so I can digest. Yeah, that's the only one I wanted to see.

Widows peak. You do. 74 What's your 4% chance you do not have a widow's peak.

They rolled the dice on you.

Because I have that V-Ton.

Yeah, he got to know you.

I've seen it. I've got it. And that's it. What was the hair one?

It was the same as 80% or 81%, you won't lose it.

Okay, cool. Before 40. You're going to lose your hair?

No. 92%, I don't have a bald spot. And then early hair loss, 81%, you won't.Thank.

God.so.

You're not going to lose your hair?81%.

That you're not going to lose your hair. Let's go.

All right, gang. We're all in the same bag together. All good.

Right. That was very fucking interesting.

Yeah, it was very interesting. I love that. Cool. Right, guys. Welcome in. Welcome back. It's time for the question of the week. You're zero. Fwayze is going to fill us in. What is it, please, sir? Pause.

So question of the week is the opposite of the question of the week two weeks ago, and that is, fellows, what's the struggle that men have that women won't understand? First one-off the bat. We can't go any deeper.

We just can't. It's sweet. It's physically impossible. It's physically impossible. Wow. Damn, that is a struggle.

It's sweet. And me, the women will never understand it.

Now, that's actually dread because... How do I say it? It's not sounding like a prick. That's not a struggle. It's not a struggle of experience of being bellowed at saying deeper, deeper. I've had a request of deeper, and then I get as deep as I can. I get as deep as I can, and that's just the end of it. I couldn't give full throttle and then deeper. It's Right in my pubic bone. It's just a deeper. That will rock me. That would rock me. Yeah, damn. All right, cool. That's when you start pushing legs back. You dip it in the air. You dip it in the air. You dip it in the air. You dip it in the air. You Yeah. You bury yourself in the canal. Hope for the best. What's the struggle that men have that women won't understand? Taking a piss with morning wood.

I think we've all experienced that way too many times.

Facts, bro. This whole...

Yeah.

You wish you could levitate. Just the angle that joint directly in.

Yeah, it's jarring. It's hell, bro. What's the struggle that men have that women won't understand when you have to scratch your balls in public?

Yeah, valid. Very valid. The invisible code of Leaving a One Urinal Gap Between Guys. It's all about space and respect, even if it means you have to wait a while. The wait a while is what got me.

Yeah, I've got What's the exact one? What's the exact? Pretty much similar one on mine, so I'm not going to read it.

No one ever teaches you that either.

It's just it's something you learn as you grow. Yeah. No, it's an unwritten rule. That's exactly what that is. It's an unwritten rule. Men have a lot of unwritten rules. We do. What's the struggle men have that women won't understand? Needing a trim every two weeks. They're looking clapped without one.

Exhibit, moi. Bro, mine's every week as well. They should have put that in my fucking DNA.

Your hair grows.

It grows. It grows. It Dresses me out, bro. Five days, I'm ready for a new one.

Damn. Does your brother hair grow as fast as yours or faster?

I don't fucking know. He always wears hats.

He does always wear hats.

When you wear your young hair as well. Yeah, his hair grows fast.

I'm trying to... Does your hair grow fast, Alice?

Yeah.

Based on what you just said about five days, and that being fast, my hair doesn't grow that fast. I need a fade, I'd say, approaching, say, 11 days. At that point, I'm saying... Same-ish. Yeah, Approaching two weeks is when I know I need a fade. That must be nice. Five days is crazy.

Because we've just done this DNA thing, I'm thinking, is it part of the Irish in you or is it the part of that your dad? Why is it that your hair grows so fast? I'm just trying to think outside the box.

Yeah, I don't know.

Who knows?

Anyway, go on. What's the struggle that men have that women won't understand? Deciding if she's flirting or being nice and then finding out she's mad that you couldn't tell that she was flirting. Assa. I You, man, I've said it to you so many times over the years. Since we've got into this industry, we have to go to all these events and then someone will be like, Oh, hi, nice to meet you. And I'm like, Is she moving to Mano?

What's What's all this?

Or is it just natural? Yeah, it's just manners. What is it? I need to understand my next play. Yeah, what's going on? Am I getting you a drink or not? Yeah, fam, I need to understand, am I airing you or am I just... Am I reciprocating the politeness or am I reciprocating the or are being offended that you're moving to me in public? What's going on? Yeah. Yeah, I don't understand. Bro, it's fucking weird. It's jarring, bro.

That's hilarious. That's a very, very good one. What's the struggle that men have that women won't understand? Trying to figure out an answer when I don't know isn't good enough.

Yeah. That's not good enough. I don't know. That's not good enough. I rack my brain. In the middle of an argument, I'll stare at the wall thinking, what's my next move? I don't understand. That cramping you get in your forearm when your fingers have been working it too long and she's so close, you can't stop. That right there.

Yeah, being there.

Yeah, fam. I used to think I used to genuinely think I just had weak fore arms because I'll be going there and my fore arm's murked, bro. I'm thinking, Man, them can't be accomplishing this. Because the cadence has slowed down. Yeah, because I'm murked, bro. And now I'm I'm going to use my whole arm. I use my whole arm. It's no longer there. It can't just do the fingers anymore. I'm using my whole arm, bro. I'm thinking, No, it's not even worth the night anymore.

Because my arm's in pain. Yeah, I'm in agony, bro. It's not sex anymore. Yeah, fuck. This is my last one. Fellas, What's a struggle that men have that women won't understand? If we don't react, it's a problem. If we do react, it's a problem.

Yeah, 100%, bro. Jarring. Right, I've got quite a few. I'm just going to read them off. Read them off. Right, so. Struggle that men have that women I don't understand. The fear of being responsible to go outside if there's a noise disturbing them from their sleep.

For fuck's sake, yeah.

Bro, nah, that right there. If you hear a noise and you think, now she's going to send me out. She's going to send me out.

I'm fake snoring.

Yeah, oh, bro. Because the doors are locked. Yeah, 100 %. As far as I can remember. Right. Being quiet because I'm daydreaming about stopping a gunman, not because I'm mad at her. Bro, in our own world. Yeah, if I might imagine shit. Fuck.

That's hilarious.

Okay, cool. That's hilarious. This one, nuanced. Searching for 20 minutes just to finish in two. The penny just dropped. I knew it would. Searching for 20 minutes just I'm not going to finish it two. Bane of my life. When I'm looking for something a little bit more unique-Yeah.

I was thinking, what word are you looking for? What are you doing? Unique.

That's hilarious. A little bit more unique. Or if I've got... Sometimes I don't know P-Star's names at all.

Okay.

So if I've got one and I think, Fuck, what was that video? And then the stuff I I have to search. Yeah, yeah. Round cheeks, tattoo left cheek. Tattoo on the left cheek. Taxi in the woods.

Yellow car.

Yeah, yellow car.

About 38 minutes long.

Oh, God. 42-inch weave. Oh, my God.

That's hilarious.

God, it's so funny. Unique as jokes. Right. Sometimes we can't control where the P goes. You aim directly in the center and it just goes left or right. They'll never understand.

That's that. Literally, that's post-night.

Yeah, that is. That's post-night. If you're lucky, if you're lucky. If you're unlucky, you're getting a dual wheeled up.

Because the thing's straight in the middle. It's block in the middle. You got that resonance. Livid.

Livid, bro. You can only You only know about it because you're looking up. Yeah, and you can't hear nothing. Yeah, and you're like, hear it hit the floor, bro. You're like, No, please, bro.

She just thinks you're stubborn or stupid.

Yeah, you're disgusting. And then she walks in and it smells of piss. It's just long. When your barber goes away on holiday without telling you.

Without telling you, he's heinous.

Oh, bro, that's been me a good few times. Yeah, to be fair. A good few times.

I know who as well.

That's heinous. Right. Last one. The struggle of knowing that the boys need you on the PlayStation, but you've got to go to some fucking sip and paint.

I've never been in that situation, but I can put myself in that situation and I can only imagine how angry I would be. A hundred %. Fucking sip and paint. Sipping paint. The boys need me right now, Paul.

We're running quads and this is what I'm doing my night.

Sipping paint?

Yeah.

Just to please you.

I'm not doing sipping pain. Just because TikTok said It's fun. It's not.

It's fun for you.

Yeah, it's not fun. I can't paint. And I don't even like to drink. I don't even like drinking. Why are we doing this?

That's hilarious.

Fuck. Oh, shit. But yeah, man, some shit, Gaeldem just won't understand.

100 %. That was hilarious. I like that one. That was good.

Right. You have a recommendation for us. Go on.

Don't I just? Remski Can we pull it up, please? This recommendation has been going crazy on the socials and being advertised all over the place. The Day of the Jackal.

I've been watching it. That was actually my recommendation as well.

What episode you're on?

I'm on episode five.

I've just watched five. I need to watch six. The Day of the Jackal.

Oh, yeah.

Eddie Redmond and Lashana Lynch. So Eddie Redmond plays a spy, and he's out here duping anyone for the right cost. Okay. He specializes in snipers. And so, no, he specializes in anything, to be fair. He just kill you off how he wants to kill you off. Hitman, hitman. He's a hitman, sorry. What did I say? Spy? Yeah, a hitman. Sorry, he's a hitman. And Lashana is a MI5 agent who specializes in snipers is what she does. Long story short, every character that's tied to everyone else, all of their lives are breaking down. There's so much trouble in Eddie's life because he's married to Ursula, who's played... Her name is Noura. She is also in... What's that Spanish show? The Money Heist?

Is she in Money Heist?

She's in Money Heist. I can't remember which country she is, but she's in Money Heist.

He's punching in that film. He's He is punching in that film. It's ridiculous. Oh, that show, sorry.

Yeah, he is punching. Everyone's life is just breaking down episode after episode after episode, and you just feel like everyone in that show is becoming the jackal because everyone has to do stuff that's almost unbeknownst to their natural character.

It's unethical, bro. Yeah, unethical is the word. What they're doing is unethical. All of them are doing shit that they wouldn't normally do. They wouldn't know. To get to the bottom of it.

Yeah, bro, it's just so fucking good. I started it yesterday and I binged up until episode 5. So I've got one more episode to watch because it comes out weekly and there's only six episodes out at the moment. Maybe there might be seven now. Maybe, yeah. Because I think it gets up on Mondays, I believe. I'm not too sure. But yeah, man, it's very good.

It's good as well because my brother asked me, I mentioned it to my brother earlier, and he was like, I don't know. I don't see Eddie Redman as a fucking assassin. I'm not buying it. And I was like, the way they utilize his skill fits him perfectly.

Yes, yes, yes.

With the different disguises and just the long distance shooting, all that shit, it fits him perfectly. He doesn't have to do any hand-to-hand combat or any of that shit where you just think, I'm not buying this character. The way they utilize his skills is spot on, bro.

What I found funny about him, because a lot of hitman, fight in, whatever, there's always a scene where you see them topless or they show that they've been working out. In this scene, obviously, he's a slim bredder. There was a scene where he was doing a plank. Oh, yeah. He was He's going for it. He gets up and he looks at himself in the mirror, but we see the reflection of him in the mirror. I was thinking, this is pretty much the only thing you could have convinced me of that he is training. Because if he was doing bench press or any form of massive physical activity. He's a slim brother. You can't really fake that. I feel like that was the only way they could have done that. I know his trainer would have said, Listen, you're going to do this once. Let's get you in shape.

Let's get you in shape. It's really good, man. Props to him. The Bianca character, she's actually really good.

She's a really good actress in general, bro.

She's really good at... How do I explain it? Because obviously, she's a dickhead in the show, isn't it? In terms of she abandons her daughter and her family.

Her priorities are.

Yeah, that's what I mean by dickhead. Her priorities are all over the gaffe. All over the gaffe. Like, her daughter nearly gets murdered. Literally. And literally, half an hour later, she's pretty much like, That's the game, bro. That's the fucking game. It's my job. I also have to rate it. I have to rate it. That's what I'm saying. That's what I meant. It's a really good character because you're looking at it and you're thinking, Are you fucking serious? At the same time, you're like, Bro, we do need to catch the jackal. Bro, he's out on these streets.

This breader, for context, Rem, is killing off higher people.

You see what I'm saying?

He's sniping man from what? 3,000-2 miles away.2 miles away. He's heads of secretaries, German this and German. He's But he's dropping some serious, serious. We have to catch him.

Yeah, we do. We have to catch him. We literally do, bro. But yeah, it's... And he's getting away by the skin of his feet.

Where are you at? Because I think I'm one ahead of you. So what's happening where you see him?

Where I'm at, spoilers in three, two, one. They've just raided the Irish guy's ting. They just raided his ting and my man's luckily escaped. And that's pretty much where I'm at. Okay.

Yeah. Stuff happens, man. Stuff well and truly happens. It's a really good show. I also like how they introduced Noura/ Ursula Nouria at the end of episode two. Because I thought, considering she's the third lead, my initial assumption was, because, spoilers again, in three, two, one, Eddie didn't get paid for the first job that he did. Oh, yeah. I thought maybe, oh, Nua is involved. Do you see what I'm saying? The way they introduced it, I thought, okay, cool. Maybe because she's the third lead, there's a lot more that's going to happen with her, a lot more development. But her route takes a completely different route. Like I said, everyone's life is in turmoil in the show. Yeah.

Her brother's a little broke boy. He used to get the fuck out of my face. That's what he needs to do. Little fast self. He used to get it. He was sucking Eddie's dick in the first one. As soon as he found out a little something, he's like, I'm going to break it. Shut up, man. You're going to do nothing.

You're not going to do anything. Because you don't know what I'm about.

Shut the fuck up and get out of my yard. You Pussy. The brother pissed me off. Pissed him off. And the mom as well is running her mouth.

Yeah, it's a good rock because I expect that from my mom.

You do expect that? I expect that from my mom. She jumped to 100 immediately. She jumped to... She was like, I caught him out in a lie. He's cheating. I hated that. I hated that bar. It pissed me off too much, bro.

Why would you say that?

Because that's not what he said. Yeah, literally, bro. Literally. Another brother's on one. Yeah, jarring, bro. Good show, man. Real good show. Good show. Really good show. I'm enjoying it.

8.1 Okay.

I put it on on a whim because obviously when we landed on a Saturday, I was like, Let me just watch some stuff. I saw that, I was like, Let me put it on. Because I didn't even know how long I'm going to be conscious. I banged out four episodes. Easy. Juicy bowl. Very, very, very good. Very fucking juicy. So yeah, good recommendation. That was my recommendation as well. So, Star Wars. I saw you watching episode three on the plane. It got me excited.

Guys, girls, for those I don't know, I am doing a Star Wars, I say recap. I'm watching Star Wars properly for the first time. I have now watched Revenge of the Smith, which is episode three, but movie six in release order. Now, definitely the best movie, best Star Wars movie I've watched. Three. Three. Over Attack of the Clones. But that's, in my opinion, top two. I'm annoyed because I've got... Is it Palpatine?

Yeah. Senator Palpatine.

Senator Palpatine. Like, Chancellor Palpatine. I'm annoyed because from when they first introduced him, I believe in episode one, if I'm not mistaken, I had already clocked that. This story is the Sifflord. But it annoyed me that when Yoda and what's...

Mace Windu.

Windu, when they sense stuff, or they can sense stuff, long story short, Because of the Force. I'm like, How are you not sensing that he's a bad guy? Yeah, I hear it. As an audience, you can see that he just covers this part. You can see the bottom down. It's big man. It's the same person. It's the same person.

It pissed me off. The disguise is dead.

The disguise is show dead. It's a hood. It It pissed me off that they tried to tease it that way, but within the same breath, you mean to tell me that Yoda and Windu can't sense that he is evil? I hear it. That for me didn't sit well with me whatsoever.

The fact that I'm only just Yeah, to be fair, I heard this, that only just guys- It pissed me off. Yeah, I hear it.

It pissed me off. That aside, the straps towards the end between Obi and Anakein and Yoda and the Sifflord, heavy. Yeah. Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy. This is definitely my favorite one so far. I know I've seen the seventh movie, but now that I've seen this one, I don't know how they correlate in terms of... Because one is the original, one's the prequel, one's the sequel, something like that. I can't remember the correlation, but like I said, I'm going to watch the seventh movie, which is this. It's also the seventh one as well, isn't it? It's episode seven as well, isn't it? Seventh movie is episode seven. I'm going to watch that one soon and give you more of an update. But yeah, this one is a really good one. I do like the fact that we saw the actual transition of Anakein to Doth Veda. I also like the fact that throughout the movie, he was wearing darker clothes throughout. Because I I knew that was going to happen anyway. I wanted to see. No. Because I assumed it was going to happen, I wanted to see if it actually happened, and it did.

So I was gassed about that.

The fight between him and ob1 is too juicy. It's too juicy. In the lightsaving bit, did you see where they both did the simultaneous... Yeah, before the hit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I say me and my brother, when we watch that in the cinema, Scream, bro.

I bet. Scream, bro. I bet. I bet. I bet. I'm annoyed because obviously 2005, we're almost in 2025. This is 20 years ago.

Yeah, I was in year nine when this came out.

I can imagine what I would have felt if I'd seen that at the time. Pause. It's one of those ones as well. It's a crazy pause, isn't it? I could imagine what I would have felt if I'd seen that at the time.

Yeah, wow.

Okay. Have you seen Star Wars, Rem?

I haven't.

Ellisis? Not all of them. So this question, Bayly, is only for you then, I assume. Well, I assume this question is only for you. Now that I'm up to date, per se, and I've seen episodes one through six, and we have seen that the production value, special effects, and all of that gets better and better, obviously, as the years go on. But how he released the movies was four, five, six, one, two, three. Do you think you would have had a better experience watching this saga if it released 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, six, considering it gets better in technology? Or 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

If I had watched it, episode 1, 2, 3 in present day, and then watched a movie from the '80s, 4, 5, 6? No. Or he made them all now? No.

He made them the same years he made them, but he released episode 1 in 1977, not episode 4. Do you see what I'm saying?

I see you. And then I get to see- Then you get to see- 4, 5, 6 in 2005. In 2005, yes. All this shit. Cool. Or do you like the fact that you can see Anakein turning into Darth Vader and all these things happening with better quality? I like it how it is just based… For me, it's actually a hard one to deal with because… Pause. Wow. Because of the lack of technology that they had, the choreography is less-Limited, yeah.

Yeah, so they only do with what they can work with.

Valid. There's less fighting in those. It's easy for me to say, Oh, because there's more fighting in these, I'd rather see these in newer age. But I'm sure if they had the technology, they would have just introduced more fighting back then. But I would still, based on all of the scenes, I think there's so much more action in the prequels. Makes sense. Way more action. I'm happy how they came out. The fight between Owen and Anakein is one of my favorite fights in cinema history, bro. It's so an Anakein loses himself of power.

Yeah, he does.

When open was like, I've got the high ground, just charge it, bro. You can't beat me. And he tries to, oh, shut the fuck up and get down. Legs gone. Yeah, you think it's your dark side, you can just do whatever you want.

Yeah. It's a really good concept. I prefer the prequel to the original. I feel like even as a standalone, the storyline of episodes one, two, and three is incredible.It's really good.It's fucking incredible.It's really good. It's fucking incredible.

It's really good.

I'm intrigued to watch the sequel, 7, 8, 9, and see if they match up with or correlate with anything. They're pretty good. I've also seen, I don't know how real it is, but they're looking to make another trilogy. I saw it. Damn. I I saw it on social, but then you can't believe everything you see. But I saw on socials, they're trying to make another trilogy.

This franchise will not die, will it?

Fucking hell. I don't think it's George Lucas. I think it's maybe him in association with someone else.

I don't think it's George Lucas. I think the newer ones are good. 7, 8, 9. 7, 8, 9. Is it even 7, 8, 9? Because Rogue One is a completely different thing.

Yeah, but Rogue One and Han Solo aren't part of the trilogy.

What was the trilogy?

What were they called? I can't remember what they called. But they were 7, 8, 9. So the 7, 8, 9. So it's seven. Oh, 10, 11, 12. Rogue One, 8, Han Solo, 9.

So The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi, and Rise of the Skywalker.

Those are the last three.

Force Awakens is pretty good.

So that's seven. And then it goes Rogue One. Then it goes Last Jedi, then Solo, then Rise of the Skywalker. The Rise of Skywalker, sorry.

Okay, fair play. God, I've seen all of these and I don't even remember. The new ones are good. But there's a lot more... I would say the new ones have a lot more civilian intervention. So see how similar to the original trilogy, where it's like, jedi is on the back burner because you've only got Luke and obi-1 and like, Yoda in there and darfader. So there's no real force shit. It's all about the Empire and a rebellion. The new ones are a little bit more like that.

What you just said?

Yeah. There's more Jedi ship, but nowhere near as much as the prequel trilogy. Okay. Nowhere near as much. They are good, though. I do like them. But there's a lot of fishhead captains of the rebellion doing a siege on an Emperor starship and all that shit, which I think is okay. I think it's a fault of my own that as a kid, I only cared about gelies. If you weren't showing me lightsaver shit, I'm not interested.

Makes perfect sense because ultimately, especially I would say for the younger ages, that's what buys you into the show or the movie or whatever, the franchise.

It's not all this death star bullshit. Facts.

Question for you. Out of the six prequel and original, which one is your favorite?

Probably the same as you. Revenge? Was it Revenge of the Smith? Yeah. Revenge of the Smith or Fantomenus.

I'm trying to remember. Fantomenus is the first of the three.

Episode one. Episode 1. Episode 1, I think at the time, was one of the best things, bear in mind, it came out in what?

1999.

'99. I would have been in, what was it? Three years. Year four, maybe. I was what? Ten years old or nine years old.

That did a billion in 1999. A billion in cinema. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I was locked in. And this whole, when we're talking about is the speed racer scene.

That was a good scene.

Obviously, the CGI was over the top, but at the time, I didn't know what that meant. That was a good scene. The CGI scene was fucking unreal to me. Introducing Ja-Ja Binks, Daft Maul versus ob1 and Qui-Gon Jinn. When they're stuck between the separators and Daft Maul is fucking scratching his shit against the floor and shit, I thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my life. I thought it was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I think based on how it made me feel at the time that I watched it, I think actually Phantom Menace might be my favorite one. However, that one bit of. Coolest thing I've ever seen. Yeah.

I think because I've watched it in the space of a month, month and a half, I've seen six movies, I can compare easily. I would definitely say Revenge of the Smith is my favorite one, followed by Attack of the Clones, followed by, I would say maybe... Did I say number 2 was my favorite at the time? Well, that would be number 5. Whichever one that I was talking about was gassing up, Dark Vader, anyway. I can't remember which one that was. Bet, bet, bet. It could have I'm enjoying episode 4, episode 5.

I can't remember. Fair play, man. I'm enjoying these updates of yours, bro.

I'm enjoying watching them. When I first started this journey, everyone was telling me to please watch the animated Clown Wars. I don't know if it's the series or the movie because there's both on Disney. I'm going to watch both anyway. But I'm looking forward to starting that, but I want to finish the movies first because it's seven seasons. Yeah, it's a lot. I'm locked in. Do you know what else? A tangent. Do you know what else I'm locked into that I've never seen before that I know you've definitely seen You probably have as well. Young Justice.

Fuck, yeah, dude. Young Justice is sick. Oh, my God. I can't believe they canceled that show. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I've been binging up for the past three weeks now. I'm on season three, which I think out of... There's three seasons on Netflix, but there's four seasons in total. The first two seasons, below the third one, Out of the Water. The fucking finale or the last two of season one, where the youngest fight the oldest. Oh my God.

Yeah. Superman doesn't claim him. Oh my God. It doesn't claim him.

That might be one of the best fight scenes I've seen.

Bro, I've said this from time. Justice League or whatever. Animated DC, period, is fucking amazing.

After that, I did a massive deep dive in Animated DC and DC in general. And obviously, for those that don't know, James Gunn is now head of DCE or DCUE, whatever it's called. If you don't know who James Gunn is, he directed all of the guardians of the Galaxy, blah, blah, blah. So he's now on DC. The first movie he's dropping is Superman, which I feel like everyone does, but I'm intrigued to see what it's like that comes out next year. But he's also done a series with You know John seiner's character in Suicide Squad. I can't remember his name.

Yeah, I know who he was.

They did a spin-off series in the same timeline.

Oh, I did see. I didn't watch it, but I heard of him.

It was called Peacemaker.

Yeah, Peacemaker. That's it. Yeah, Peacemaker.

He did season one, they're doing season two, and he's also doing another limited series in the continuation of a different character. I can't remember, but I'm more interested in the animation ones because they can use a lot more imagination and the fight scenes can be a bit more believable. Bro, all DC animation.

If you like this, there's so much of it. Did you ever watch Batman of the Future as a kid?

No, bro. No. Yeah. No, bro.

It's so good. If you like this, I would go watch Justice League Unlimited as well.

Yeah, after I finish this, I'm going to watch those two.

If you can find it, Batman of the Future as well. Okay. You'll be on it. Or the animated Batman movies. What's it called? The laughing joke? Is a movie called The laughing Joke?

Yeah. Fuck. Okay. Google that one for me, please.

Or The Killing Joke. The Killing Joke, not The laughing Joke. The Killing Joke. Sorry. The Killing Joke.

Okay.

Oh, bro. The Killing Joke.

4.7 out of 5, 4.4 out of 5. Say less.

Yeah, I love it. The Batman, the animated Batman movies are so good. The joke is fucking twisted.

Oh, I He's bare.

6.4 on IMDb is haram. Fair play. That's a piss take. It's unbelievable.

Okay, say less.

Yeah, I was about to just spoil the whole thing. Wow, I'm so glad I didn't. Yeah, so good, bro. Okay. Yeah, animated DC is untouchable.

I'm intrigued to see what James Gunn does with the DC universe.

Gang, what's this IG thing that you wanted to show? We'll talk about.

It's just... That's not what I don't want to read.

Okay, cool.

I found this on The caption is, Ladies, choose yourself. I woke up to this nonsense after 11 years of marriage. And choose yourself is. As I start reading, it will start making sense. Okay.

Was it, I woke up to this bullshit after 11 years of marriage? No, after 11 years of marriage.

He's sent his wife a letter and it says to my wife, Dear wife, let me start off by saying that I love you dearly. You mean the world to me. However, I 'I know it to myself as well as you to be completely honest with you. I have come forward with my truth. I hate to do it this way, but it's now or never, because what I'm about to say has to be said. ' Tonight, on October 22nd, 2024, marks the opening night for the New York Knicks 2024-25 season. I will be watching the game tonight. This means from 07:00 PM, in brackets, that's when pregame The game starts. To wherever time the game ends, I will not be your husband or a father. You're on your own for a couple of hours. No, I will not watch your shows with you. No, I will not get you something sweet. I will not take the dog out. I will not get the kid to bed. I will not get the kid to bed either. I will sit on the couch, drink in hand, and watch the game. That's it. This doesn't mean I love you guys any less.

It just means that tonight is not about you. It's about ruining the Boston Celtics ring ceremony. The rest of the season is negotiable up until the point in time we reach the playoffs. Then Then I'll have to abandon you guys temporarily. If you have any questions, please feel free to reach out to me. He put his number. You can call me out, but it's blanked out. Well, you have my number anyways. Just call me if you need me. I look forward to seeing and I'm talking to you later after the game that is. Love, Fred. Ps, the child may stay up past bedtime only if he watches the games with me. If he doesn't want to watch it, then it's off to bed with him.Thank.

You.damn. That's hilarious. Fucking choose yourself. Choose yourself. Bro, that's fucking intense. Sometimes it needs to be said.

It needs to be said. I like the comical nature of it.

Yeah, 100%. I've prioritized you, man, since day one. Since day one. But this is important now because the Celtics are running amok.

And I need to see what my boys of the New York next can do.

Yeah, because we can't just sit here and take this time after time. Jason Tatum is a beast. He's taking the piss. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, that was fucking funny. I actually found a couple of tweets. I know I never contribute to tweets, but I found two the other day and they made me fucking laugh. So one, it's not even a tweet. I saw it as a still from TikTok. And it's literally a light skin guy just staring off into the distance. And it captured. It said, My ex really blocked me, got in a relationship, and is now engaged. Laught my ass off. The length motherfuckers go to make me jealous is insane.

Shut up.

It's not about you. Bro, it's not the fuck about you, bro.

That's hilarious.

Jesus, that's fucking funny. The length people go to make me jealous is insane. Right, and I got one more.

Was it him that was complaining?

Yeah, he's complaining. So my ex is moving mad, bro.

That's hilarious.

Oh, okay, cool. This one is not a tweet. This is actually a DM someone sent me as a dilemma. And then when I say it made me laugh because obviously we've been reading Dilemmas and Shit for years, and I forget how much funnier it is or how much funnier it is when I can see the person who sent it and they're talking about themselves. Yeah. Specifically to me. Okay. Right. Start open in line. Dilemma type shit. My girl is a Stan, and I don't mean she's just into the artist. She's obsessed with Nicki Minaj, to the point to where she will blatantly throw off any female I mention that Nicki has a problem or beef with. Oh my God. I want her to have a more nuanced opinion things and not get defensive or justify any and everything that happens with her. I hate Stan's. She looks up to Nicki as someone with a moral compass. I enjoy celebrities and artists, but outside of anything legal or proven, I essentially don't get involved with the personal lives of celebrities or what they've got going on. Her justification is that she still listens to R. Kelly music.

She's saying she doesn't hate these women and she separates the music from the artists. But every time I bring up a female song that's not made by Nikki, she throws in a slick comment about the person, and she goes the moral route of how they did Nikki wrong. I just want to listen to Glorilla's I want to listen to Glorilla's album in peace. Advice. Funiest thing I've read, I just want to listen to Glorilla's album in peace.

How they did Nikki wrong. Yeah, yeah. Relax, man. Bro. That's a stand.

Bro, we're not listening to any other female that Nicky's ever had a problem with. That's everyone in the game.

That is everyone in the game. That's everyone in the game.

Bro, if you can't listen to Glorilla, then what the fuck are you even doing?

Bro. Yeah, Glow.

Bro, what's that? Is the G-L-O and the G-L-E-E. Yeah, bro.

Her interview with the Complex spreader is-She was blushing in there. They had a little chemistry. It was sweet in me. She says, Hirston.

Hirston. Yeah. Are you from Memphis?

Yeah, I think so. I think so.

But you're from Memphis. What do you know about me? Big G-L-O in the G-L-E-E.

Oh, Nicky versus Lalo.

Oh, was this all Nicky beefs? Yeah. All right, sorry. Scrobs to the top. I wasn't even paying attention. Right, so who have we got?

Cardi. Obviously. City Girls. I don't remember that. 2017.

Damn. Okay. Latto. Damn. Lil Kim. Yep.

Then that one.

Meg V. Meg, yeah. I remember that one.

Remi Ma, I remember that one.

That's it. That's it? For now.

From this article at the moment.

Okay, yeah. Damn. So, yeah, That's troublesome because I like, especially the last couple of years, the female rap game in terms of catchiness.

Yeah, it steps up a lot.

It really has stepped up a lot.

I also feel like this is a hot take. I also feel like because there was only Nicki at one point, then it was Nicki and Cardi B at another point. Now there's a lot more female artists that are breaking internationally in terms of the catchy hooks. You got your lalas, you got your glurillas, you got your megs, all of them ones. I feel like it's understandable that the OGs, i. E. Nicki and somewhat Cardi B, don't want to let go of that top spot. This is the reason why they're having these petty little... I don't know how petty they are, but you know what I mean?

But you actually have to let it go because these men are dropping bangers and you're just not keeping up. And that's fine because you had your moment.

You've had your moment. You can't always be number one.

You said it right when you said, All these bitches is my son's.

It's fact. At the time, yes, it's fact. It's cool. And it slapped when she said it. Oh, bro. She did She did on him.

Shit it on him, man. I just shit it on him. No one was making music like that. She did. Bro. She did on them.

Bro. No one was making music like that.

Nicky was in her bag.

She was in her bag. She was in her bag. Damn.

Damn, that Anaconda one had me spun as well. The video was next level.

The video she was in with 6ix9ine, do you remember?

No, I don't.

Googies, obviously, weren't put it in the thing, but... What the fuck? Yeah, bro.

Random. If you could clap your cheek in the bath like that, would you just do it for fun sometimes? Like, arch your back and just have your cheeks clapping.

I don't think Because I'm just thinking in terms of physics and geometry right now. So the way she was… This is her head, this is her body, right? It's up. It's just boiant. Exactly. It's too voyant, so it makes sense. The minimal movement will create cause and effect. Whereas even though my cheeks are a bit wedge, they're static. You see what I'm saying?

There's no-Yeah, mine are… How do I say? They're bulked up.

Exactly. There's no…

The density's there. There's too many Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you could. I'm not saying you can. I'm saying if you-If I could, would I? If you found out you could. Okay. So let's say you were just standing in the post office bored, and then you just clenched your body and you felt it was like, Okay. And you're like, oh, wow. And then you practiced and then you found out in your gams.

That I can make it clap.

That you can make it clap if you wanted to. Yeah. Because you've unlocked the freedom. You've unlocked the freedom to just bat, bat, bat. Let's say one day you're in the bath and you've just seen that video yesterday. You're in the bath and you're about to get out, so you roll onto your stomach. You roll onto your stomach and you clock just for a second. Or you say you were listening to music and you wanted to change the song. So your phone's here in front of you and you have to roll onto your stomach to place the phone. I'm locked.

I'm seeing it.

Keep talking. You realize now and there's a mirror, right? There's a mirror right in front of you. So you're looking up just how Nicki was just looking up and you can see that your head is above water and everything else and the cheeks are boiant. Do you think just for one second, because you're looking at the cheeks, you just go clap, clap, clap.

I think the thing is, annoyingly, I would do it to see how I can make the water move. Do you see what I'm saying? Let me see what I can do. Can I create a tidal wave?

What if you impressed yourself with the acrobatics of what your ass was doing? Do you think you would continue that or you would just bury it forever? I'd bury it forever. You'd never do it again?

I'd never do it. Never doing it again is a stretch. But it wouldn't leave the confounds of my yard.

All right. Do you think you would practice other moves? Like a cheeky side lunch while we're making it clap?

This thing. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about. When I practice it... No, because I feel like I'll start entering. Okay, so my issue, I say issue, my topence about this topic is a lot of it, yes, is Very feminine, but ultimately, it's just dancing. Do you see what I'm saying? Ultimately, yeah. If I'm trying to put myself as-Very mature perspective, by the way. I'm trying to put myself as Chris Brown's backup dancer, for example. Chris Brown has male and female dancers for certain songs. Certain songs, certain man will have to do certain things that probably woman will only do. If I categorize myself as a dancer, would I want to be doing these things on stage? Maybe not, but at least I know I can learn this move and do this move. Do you see what I'm saying? Fair. What was the original question? Would I practice more stuff?

Would you practice other moves if you knew now that you've unlocked the ability to do it? Because I physically can't. In your current state, I'm sure you physically can't as well. I cannot.

I physically cannot. But I don't think I would unless I had ulterior goals, i. E. Being a dancer. Does that make sense? Fair. I wouldn't do otherwise.

Do you think you would do it? Okay, not practice, but do you think if you ever found yourself on your stomach again, that you would do it anecdotally? So let's say you're sleeping. Let's say you're sleeping, both arms under the pillow. Do you think if you're struggling to sleep or whatever, I'll keep one open and maybe just punch the bed and just Let it just... Let it just let it just. And then you can just hear it go.

I don't think I would do it because I'm actually imagining myself jumping in bed doing that now. I don't think I would do it as a joke if I couldn't sleep type of thing. I think I would do it if I jumped into bed and I feel the wiggle as I jump because the bed shakes, my ash would shake. Then I'll just keep up the shake. Do you see what I'm saying? When you jump in bed, things move, Number three.

Me and you have had many an occasion in a dance. Yeah. Tipsy. Yeah. Banger comes on, you've now unlocked this talent. Yeah. When are you showing me? Because I know eventually you're showing me. When are you showing me Sutton? And not even Sutton of-Because I know you're showing me. Not even Sutton as a little like a little jokey. Like, oh, I'm joking, but I'm going to let James, I can actually do it. I can dance. Yeah.

The question is, am I showing you or what am I showing you?

You are showing me. I know you will. What are you showing me? Because there's options. You could show me like a little- Don't ruin my fantasy right now.

Don't ruin it. I can see it in my head. We're in a club live. We're in club live.

In Manchester? Manchester. The old club live. Okay. The old club.

So that circular joint. That's tight.

All right. Cool. Okay.

Circular joint, club live. Lollies in hand, obviously. We've done our laps. We've had a few drinky poos. For example, Nicki Minaj, Gloria. One of them type joints comes on where the girls We're going crazy. I'm set on a stage, we're looking for gal, we're looking for girl. But then I feel like, you know what? Fuck it. You know when you just start vibing, thinking all the times we've said to ourselves, Oh, fuck. I wish I was a woman in a club. I wish I was a woman in a club.

We haven't said it that many times, by the way, guys. But yeah.

You know what I mean.

Yeah, just, yeah. You said it. Yeah, you said that couple.

I wish I was a girl in a club.

This guy's just learned our secrets. Okay, yeah, carry on.

In my head, in my head. You start a flight. You start, Let me land, man. Yeah, I'm sorry. Let me look in. Let me look in. That's so embarrassing.

You start a flight.

You start a flight, right? You look in. You start doing the Beyoncé thing. The one leg, one leg. You know the Beyoncé shake? That one. And then I will take it one step further. Once I start doing Beyoncé, you'll be looking at me like, Yeah, I swear. Is that you? Then I'll... Then the leg large.

Three. Three of them make me gasp.

Three get up. That's me for the night. Okay, fair. That's me for the night. Fair.

Wow. I know the thing is pause ahead of time. I know I'd ask you to do it again. I just would. Because I'm not seeing. I'm not seeing that side of you before. Yeah, I need to... Yeah, no, you I landed each clap too perfectly. Run it back. I'll say, Do it again, do it again. I wouldn't chastise you in the sense, I wouldn't bully you because I need to make sure you do it again. I wouldn't embarrass you. I was like, No, that's mad. That's mad. Do it again. That's hilarious. That's fucking nuts.Felt fair.Funny question.

Rem, you had a fun fact for us. You did.

Yes, I knew. Did you know, just over 200 million years ago, that rainfall fell on the Earth for nearly 2 million years straight?

I'm sorry.

About 230, I think it's 234 million years ago, rainfall fell on Earth for up to 2 million years.

I actually think I saw this on Twitter today. I didn't read into it, but I saw the caption. But yes, go on.

You know those days where it feels just like it hadn't stopped raining? It's got nothing on the Carnian pluvial event. Otherwise, known as the one to two million year stretch of Earth's history, where a solid chance of rain was not the rule, was the rule, not the exception, sorry. About 232 million years ago, when the downpour that falls for a long, hot summer, unusually heavy and persistent rain brought an end to one of Earth's dry spells. At the time, the planet's continents were smushed into a supercontinent, Pangea. Remember we learned about the Pangea the other day? Which was already prone to monsoons. The sea's temperature was akin to hot soup. Paleo environment researcher Paul Wignol told a new scientist, meaning there was already a lot of moisture kicking about in the air to make a monsoon. So what triggered things to get even wetter. Unlike the unusual end to a hot summer, some have suggested it was down to a series of huge volcanic eruptions that took place on the Rangelia terrain, which nowadays sits along the Coast of the of Alaska and the British Columbia. Volcanic eruptions are known to mess with level of water vapor in the stratosphere.

It happened after the recent hunger, tonguea hunger, hape, eruption. And according to geoscientist, Jacupo Dalcorso, Ranggelia eruptions were peaking during the Carnayan. One of the consequences of all this rain is thought to have been a period of increased extinction for life on Earth at the time, particularly for marine creatures like Amenoids, Cronodonts, and crinoids, but it might have also set the stage for new life, particularly when it came to dinosaurs. In a study published in the Journal of the Geological Society, one team of researchers wrote that in the wake of wide extinctions of plants and key herbivores on land, the dinosaurs were seemingly the main beneficiaries in the time of recovery, expanding rapidly in diversity, ecological impact (relative abundance), and regional distribution from South America, initially, to all continents. So how do we know it happened? The first evidence of the Carnet and Pluvial event came courtesy of geologists in the '80s, most prominently the UK duo of Alister Ruffle and Michael Sims. Ruffle had identified a stripe of gray running through the red stone of Somerset's Loop Hill, a feature that indicated the region had gone from a period of intense dryness to seriously wet.

However, when Ruffle, alongside Sims, published a study saying as much, there was also evidence from Germany, the US, and the Himalayas, and it wasn't taken very seriously. There's a quote here of Sims saying, I remember one or two senior academics thought it was a preposterous idea. While Ruffle and Simmons moved on to other things over the years, evidence support their theory slowly began to stack up. Now, this area of research is so popular that there's even been a conference dedicated to it. Damn. Two million years of rain.

I wouldn't make it two weeks. I wouldn't have survived. Of constant rain? I wouldn't make it two weeks.

It is considered a mass extinction event. Oh, facts. No one was surviving that.

That makes sense. Nobody. Damn. If you guys could... Sorry, before I could say my question, do you have more context? Anything else?

No, that's it. That is the fun fact of the day. Two million years of rain.

I feel like I've asked this question before. If you guys could time travel to a specific time/specific event in history that we've known or whether it be flash forwarding as well to stuff that we don't know, what time frame would you go to and what would you like to see?

You asked it not long ago, I'm pretty sure. Did I? Yeah.

What was your answer?

I don't remember.

I don't know my answer.

I think your question was before. I think it was, would you rather go back to a certain era or go in the future, somewhere. I think it was that before.

Because I feel like stuff like this, obviously, it's somewhat proven, but raining for one to two million years or Like, dinosaurs being extinct or seeing the Ice Age or all these things that we're never going to see, but just have to believe what the books say. I don't know. I may want to see some of that shit, man.

Yeah, I think I would want to see way in the future. Technology excites me way more than like, dinosaurs and shit, if I'm being honest.

Technology over history.

Yeah, technology over history to me, for sure.

How far would you like to go? Far forward would you like to go?

Probably not even that far. Maybe 200 years.

Yeah, because that's inconceivable.

Yeah, the way she's cooking at the minute, 200 A hundred years? I'm down to clown, bro. I want to see what's going on in that. Did you know that... Well, I saw a guy on TikTok break down June the other day.

Oh, I think meant the month.

Okay. Sorry, June. And was talking about all the books, but specifically three specific books, that one of which this series is based on about the Benny Jesseret. And apparently, June is actually set. They don't really touch on it, but Dune is actually set way in the future. Okay. Way in the future past AI. You'll notice that they don't really have any... Even though they have time travel and this shit, they use humans for all the things that we would use AI for. Apparently in the Dune universe, there was actually a war, similar to the matrix type war. There was a war between humans and machine. Once humans won, they had to evolve over tens of thousands of years to do the things that machines do. When you watch Dune, do you remember the old black guy who Dune One.

I was going to say it's one or two.

Old black guy, and he rolls his eyes back and they turn white, and he does mad calculations and shit in his head. Yes. There's a specific race of people that have evolved to do shit like that. You know the fact that they They need Spice to navigate interstellar travel and stuff like that. They have people who wear fishbowl helmets and shit like that, and they use Spice to direct to navigate through light speed shit. That's a different race of people that have evolved to do what machines that the police do. The Benejesse is another specific race that have evolved to do shit because they refuse to use... They have a law that's like, no human shall ever create a machine to imitate what the human brain could do or something like that. Yeah, interesting. I had no idea about that.

How many books are there?

A lot.

So there's going to be a lot more movies or series or whatever?

Not necessarily.

Because they can put a couple in one movie type of thing.

Yeah, I think they smush a couple into one movie and a lot of them, they go wayward. There's a lot of shit. Although I think they might make another movie because apparently, Paul Atredi's son is a very important character in the Dune universe. Even more important than Paul Atreides himself. They might do a couple of movies about Homeboy, but I have no idea. But yeah, I found it the guy on TikTok did a very... Good breakdown. Very in-depth breakdown. I was locked. Fair play. Right, guys. Thank you very much. That was a good chit-chat. It was. As always, please go over to patreon. Com/schitsandgigs to catch up on our bonus Thursday episodes, to catch up on our LogCabin episodes that drop every Saturday. And as always, love, love.

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