Transcript of 960. Andy & DJ CTI: Nicki Minaj Praises Trump, Kash Patel Hits Back At Attacks For Taking FBI Jet & NYC Mayor Race

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How's it going? Good. Yeah.

Good. What? Why are you looking at me weird? You got a little too comfortable with that brokeback mountain outfit you're wearing this weekend.

Bro, was it clean, though? Was it clean?

I mean, yeah, it looked like. It was all right. It looked like what I said.

I had the Bolo tie on.

Hold on. It looked I like what I said. What? Like a whole bunch of black people trying to be cowboys. That's what it fucking looked like. You guys had all your blingy shit on. It was like a good mix.

The belt was nice.

It was like cowboy, but also pimpin. We stole the horses.

We stole the horses.

Yeah. Give me our horses back. But no, it was good, man.

No, it was a good time, man. Good time. Yeah, it was a good time.

How was the baptism?

Baptism was good. That was good. She She was just sleep for the whole thing, so that was cool. Took a little water bath. Yeah, it was good, man.

She was trying to sleep. Don't put her water on me.

She was out. Yeah, she was out. But yeah, no, everything's good, man. We're just moving and grooving, bro. Getting to it. A lot of stuff happening out there in the world today. I got to bring this up because it's so interesting. I know we've talked about this a gazillion amount of times, and it's interesting to see, but I think the conversation has been that people won't speak up until it's on their doorstep. That's the gist of it. Well, some things came to some people's doorstep here recently. I would like to- Are you going to bring up the girl with the dude in the locker room?

Yes. Okay. I just saw that five minutes ago. I thought the same thing.

I actually reached out to her. Yeah, we've been talking, but Tish Hyman, okay? Yeah. This lady here, she's from Bronx, New York, but she was in Los Los Angeles. I don't know if she lives there full-time. I don't know the situation there. She's a singer. I didn't get that deep to it.

Yeah, she's a singer. She's a singer, yeah.

She had a little situation that occurred a few days ago at a Gold's Gym in Los Angeles. Is it time?

Yeah.

What? I did not think I'd ever see you do-What's wrong with that? Nothing, man. If you- You want me to put out That's what you're doing.

You're getting good information or bullshit?

Listen, if you ain't zen, then you ain't win it. I feel you.

Pay us. Pay us. What are you laughing at?

Kobe. Oh, man. Okay, yeah. So Tish Hyman, she was at a Gold's Gym in LA, in Los Angeles area, and a man went into to the restroom, into the locker room while she was butt naked. Okay, I got a couple of clips. I just felt like, let's cover this a little bit because I thought it was interesting. So this is a clip everybody probably seeing going viral right now of her losing her shit in the lobby. Let's check this clip out.

That goes, Jim. Men, grown men with big dicks in the women's locker room. And that's why I'm getting kicked out. And I want to make sure the girls know. The fuck? Everybody saw that man in the fucking locker room. No one saying shit. And I'm fucking done with it. It's fucking stupid. It's dangerous. Me making in front of a man without my permission, without the one who just kicked out the gym, you all. I'm terminated. For not wanting men in the locker room.

Well, good for her. Great for her. I like that. The only thing I like about that is she's drinking a Celsius. What's it saying, bro? She's- Give that girl some form energy. She's yo. She looks great. Yeah, she is. She is yo.

She looks like she would have beat his ass.

She's clearly anti-gay, too. For sure. Well, that's a funny thing, man. She's super homophobic.

Super homophobic. Yeah, she's one of us. Sorry. No, man.

But- Clearly, you could tell she's anti-gay. For sure.

Yeah. For sure. No, we're on the same team. There's been a couple of videos that come out.

At least she didn't come out and say little dicks.

That's true. With big dicks. She gave him prompts. I mean, that's unverified.

She should have said little dicks. She wasn't thinking.

Yeah, because I don't know. It's unverifiable at that point.

She's fucking yoked.

Yeah, she is. She is. But this is another clip that came out. This was actually recorded from Tish's POV when this dude was originally confronted. Let's check this clip out.

How are you? Did you tell me or not that women like to see dick?

I'm not asking you a fucking question.

How about? Exactly. Get out of the way now. No. Now he knows how to be a man, right? Now he knows how to be a man. Stay out of the women's locker room. We don't want it. He needs to have his gym membership revoked for that shit. And the woman told you. He assaulted me. The girl told already. We have already followed the points. No, no. That's fine. I love the video. You can't give it to me for this. I'm a I'm in, and I have every right to not want a man in the restroom when I'm naked. There are girls naked in there. Look at them walking in there like it's okay. It's not okay. I understand.

That's not okay.

I'm not causing it. Yeah. So she gives a full debrief. I have that clip, too.

Yeah, I think we should watch Let's watch it. You got it? All right.

I just had the worst experience ever at the gym, at Gold's gym. I think this is probably happening at gyms across America. We're like trans women are going into the women's locker room and not really caring about how women feel about it. It's really hurtful, yo. How are you going to say you want to be a woman or that you are a woman, but you don't give a fuck how women feel? Today, I was naked in the locker room. I turned around and there's a man there in boy clothes, lip gloss, sitting there looking at me, I'm butt naked. So the first thing I think is maybe there's a work doing here, maybe I missed the sign. I say the word, sir, to say, sir, what are you doing in here? He goes, don't fucking talk to me. I'm a woman. I have a right to be in here. Immediately, I'm fucking pissed because I'm butt naked. I feel violated. I feel weird. I don't want to deal with this, right? So the girls are walking in and they're seeing the commotion, and they actually chiming and say, I don't know why he's in here.

He's not supposed to be in here. And then I talk to the people that work at Ghost Gym, and they don't really have anything to do. They're just like, Oh, we can follow a report about an incident report. What the fuck is going on? Listen, how can you say you're a woman or you want to be a woman and you don't care how women feel? That's nothing more manly than not giving a fuck about how women feel, I'd like to think. I get it. Everybody has their own things, and I don't explain. I don't want to say that I know everything about gay rights or trans rights. I'm a lesbian. I've been a lesbian my whole life. I treat people I want to be- There it is.

There it is. A lesbian homophobe. That's right.

It's like a Black conservative.

It's rare. You know what I'm saying? No, First of all, that dude, that's a dude. That's not... God. Anyway, I wonder how many times... I empathize with this woman. She's 100% right. For sure. But how many times did you look the other way when this was brewing? How many times did you say to yourself, It's not that big of a deal. That's what I'm saying. I also love that she did this because Because she's correct. This is what women should do. A lot of people will look at this and be like, Look at her making a scene. No, motherfucker, that's exactly what needs to happen every single time.

Every time. Here's my two sins on this, bro. I've reached out to her.

She could have kicked his ass, too.

She absolutely could have. Absolutely could have. But I'm going to be really honest here, guys. Ladies, women, the reason that this is happening is because of women. Bro, So the last five years, I'm going to say this, people get pissed off. I don't know. But listen, the last five years, every person that I have seen advocate for this shit over and over again has been women. Has been women. It's protected as in this feminist movement thing, man. Listen, I'm being real. It's fucked up. Absolutely. Here's my thing. Ladies, if you guys are tired of it, say it. Men will enforce whatever you guys decide to. That's facts.

That's how it works. Did you see how that dude in that dude's face? That's how it works.

We'll enforce it, but you have to tell us what you want.

Either you want them in there or you don't. Yeah. Then half the women, you go up and you get in that dude's face, and they're like, You're toxic masculinity. They're protecting him. Then when you're on the fucking street and some dude's fucking with you, nobody does anything, it's, Why didn't anybody do anything?

Nobody did anything. It's like, So let us know. I'll enforce it.

Let us know. I agree, bro.

I told her that.

I really respect this woman. Normally, obviously, I'm against scenes. 99% of the scenes we see are bullshit. This is a good scene.

Absolutely call for her. She's unhinged right now on Twitter, bro. She's fucking trolling. Ashley VR, I think this is a dude. Trans women are not men. To be a man, you have to identify as a man.

No, to be a man, you got to be born with a fucking dick. That's what she said. She did say that.

And that, sir, is you. She's all in, man. I'm with it. I think she's connected with Reilly Gaines or has recently got connected with Reilly. Dude, it's awesome, man. We say it again, man.

These trans people are at the end of their fucking time. Oh, yeah. This shit. Like, look, dude.

People are over it, bro.

There's going to start. Ass weapons are about to commence.

Absolutely, man. I'm here for it, too. I'm all the way here for it.

You see how many fucking ass weapons are happening right now? Did you see the video of that old man beating up that teenage kid in the diner? No. Bro, a 70-year-old dude, this kid. Dude, I love it. I've seen it five times. I've seen in the last three days. It was actually the highlight of my whole fucking weekend. Seeing young kids get their ass beat by old man and shit. There was this old man. Dude, he was in his 75 years old. I'm talking an elderly man. This kid, he's a little YouTube Fuck. You know, pranker dude. He threw food at this dude's wife.

Oh, no.

Then the other young man came and broke it up. It was great. One of the younger dudes, he's probably 40. He's like, Don't sit there and play victim now. You threw food. You wanted a reaction. You got one. It was awesome.

Merry Christmas, man.

Merry fucking-You guys see that video in the chat? Anybody in the chat see that one? People see that? Oh, man. If I could find it.

That's it right here?

Yeah, that's it. Throw that shit in the show, bro.

We'll put it up in there.

Pull that shit up. Then there's this other one. There's this other one where this kid, this fucking white broccoli head kid who's like 15, and there's this cop, and he's like, fucking five, eight. He's exactly what the fuck you think he is. No testosterone, string bean, fucking turd. Okay. This cop... You got the video?

Yeah, I'm pulling him now.

This cop walks up The kid goes, What you doing walking up on me like that? And talking all this shit in front of him.

He's like, Take your car meet.

Take your vest off. Yeah, I saw that one. Take your vest off.

I saw that one.

You see what I do? The cop was laughing to his partner and then just fucking dropped him.

Oh, yeah.

I was just like, yes.

It's been a lot of that, man. I'm here for it, bro. Me too. This is your clip you're referring to?

Yeah. This is my hero of the weekend. We're going to start this on We got to give him a name. Oh, fuck.

O'bert.

Yeah, Bert. Don't fuck with Bert, bro.

Check this out.

Bert's a good name for that guy. For Isaac Campbell, it was as routine as it gets.

Pretty much was just in line at Tim Hortons, going to get a caramel ice cap or whatever.

A daily stop at a Canadian staple, but some most uncanadian conduct made things escalate quickly. I had a chocolate bar whipped on my head.

It just like, whizzes by my head. I look at the ground and I see it and I'm like, someone just whipped this at me.

It was a food fight of sorts. A one-sided affair with what Isaac says was a 14-year-old teen throwing food at other people in the restaurant and laughing about it.

It's just throwing food everywhere.

According to Isaac, something he threw hit an older lady.

Yeah! The husband stood up and was having none of them.

In the video, you can see the old man just jumped on him, started feeding him with punches, which got broken up pretty quick. Then a second man steps in. The video has been viewed more than 15 million times on Instagram alone in just a couple of days. It was actually shot on April 27.

I didn't post it right away because I didn't really want to get the old man into any trouble.

No one called police. Yeah. Nobody got hurt. It's easy for anybody to joke or comment something along the lines of, did the kid order the combo? No, that's great. Or perhaps to joke or comment something- That's fucking great. Hold on. Listen to what this guy in the orange says to him. Along the lines of, did the kid order the combo? Or perhaps the cold brew, ha ha, or maybe roll up your sleeves to win. But Sanich police aren't laughing, despite the fact the internet is largely applauding the man dishing out an old-fashioned hard lesson in manners. The Sanich police do not condone anybody- See? This is the problem. Taking matters into their own hands. Bullshit. We know the close proximity of that coffee shop to our police station. We're taking shit in our own hands, motherfucker, because you motherfuckers ain't doing it. Look at the fucking parents sit there, white trash motherfuckers. We always encourage folks to call us. At that same Tim Hortons today, some regulars got their first look. Holy If that was my husband, he probably would have done the same thing. I applaud the guy for defending himself and defending his wife.

What's clear is he can't walk up and hit someone. Whether the actions can meet a criminal threshold or not, that will be determined.

Look at the fucking fag.

Come on, man. Yeah, I agree.

Come on.

Free Bert.

Free my boy Bert. Free Bert. We got to put some money on his books. Free Bert.

Hey, man, that's what these young little fucks need, bro. That's what happened to us.

Listen, man, it is what it is.

Bro, I learned not to fuck with old man early.

Bro. Early. Especially, they got those big hands motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? No. No, you don't do it. Just don't do it. Don't do it. It is what it is, bro. Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the commentary. We do have the chat Live & Well. Chat's live and well, guys. Remember, you guys can hop in the description below, hit the You guys can sign up to be a part of this wonderful chat.

Can we get some free Burt shirts?

Free Burt shirts? Yeah, for the next show. Yeah, that's easy.

All right. Free Burt.

Yeah, free Burt.

Ms. Hyman, you're awesome.

Who's that? Tish. Yeah, Tish. She's awesome. But let us know, man. Guys, we got a hell of a show for you. Got a lot to cover, a lot to talk about. Remember, if you would like to see any of these headlines, articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfricella. Com. Guys can find all those links there for you. Thus, we will proceed.

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It's a headline one. Let's get to it. You like Nicki Minaj? Who? Okay, this is what we're not going to do. You're not going to act like you don't know who that is. Who? I'm not going to That'd be like a torture game with you, man. You start vibing to this song, that's it. He's over there struggling. Nicki Minaj, man. She's making some circles around the internet right now. Rat mogul Nicki Minaj praises Trump as he intervenes in the mass slaughter of Christians in Nigeria by a radical Islamist.

Let's wait until they're all fucking dead before we do anything, by the way. It makes sense. It's like, what, 7,000 Christians fucking killed over there, some shit? I mean, have you seen some of the videos? Yeah. They're taking these families. They're putting them in holes and torturing them, mentally torturing them for an hour and then killing him. It's fucking crazy.

It's fucked up shit, man.

Should have been done a year ago.

Yeah. No, for sure. I don't know. Part of it, too, it takes time for that shit like that to get out and become mainstream, I guess. I don't know. But now you got Nicki Minaj. She's in on it. She praised President Trump for intervening and taking the matter of the mass slaughter of Christians in Nigeria by radical Islamists seriously. So Trump I'll read this out a few days ago on Truth Social, saying, If the Nigerian government continues to allow the killing of Christians, the United States of America will immediately stop all aid in assistance to Nigeria, and may very well go into that now disgraced country, guns ablazing, to completely wipe out the Islamic terrorists who are committing these horrible atrocities. I am hereby instructing our Department of War to prepare for possible action. If we attack, it will be fast, vicious, and sweet, just like the terrorist thugs attack our cherished Christians. Warning, the Nigerian government better move fast. To that, Nicki Minaj has retweeted that on Twitter saying this, quote, reading this made me feel a deep sense of gratitude. We live in a country where we can freely worship God. No group should ever be persecuted for practicing their religion.

We don't have to share the same beliefs in order for us to respect each other. Numerous countries all around the world are being affected by this horror, and it's dangerous to pretend we don't notice. Thank you to the President and his team for taking this seriously. God bless every persecuted Christian. Let's remember to lift them in prayer. Came out of left field. I was not I was not expecting that.

I don't know where her typical views are. I really don't know much about her, dude.

Yeah. Well, I mean, from all the songs and stuff, I'll say this. There is a religious revival happening right now around the world. You're seeing a lot of these people that... And again, I'm not no moral judge, okay? That's not my place in the world. But you do see a lot of people who are way in places you would not expect them to come out, coming out talking about this. I I thought that was very interesting. The Department of War has also responded. Pete Hexeth tweeted out, and now there's this video that's going around. Let's check this out.

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

By Kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trust past against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, for thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory, forever and ever. Amen.

It's better than the fucking commanders and pup mask and shit. You know what I'm saying? I'll take it.

I'm not going to take it. Empty words until something's done, bro. Yeah.

They had that come out over the weekend, that announcement. Now, there's something else that happened that pissed Trump off.

It's interesting. Dude, something before you go, it's interesting. You care about these innocent people, but you don't care about the innocent people and guys.

That's weird.

You know what I'm saying?

That's weird. Yeah.

I mean, dude, human life is human life.

Should be.

That's how I think it is.

Yeah, supposed to be. We got a little bit more on this a little bit later. But we'll see if anything comes with that. I don't know. What I do know, though, is that it appears Trump has been suing a lot of people here lately and winning. Cbs got sued. There was a couple of them. These mainstream legacy media folks have been getting sued, and they keep going. They keep doing it. They keep doing it. I don't know where the calls are coming from, but Trump went on a 60 Minutes interview with Nora O'Donnell, broke a lot of news, talking about Russia testing, nukes, China has been testing some new nukes, but nobody's reporting on it. Apparently, it got to a point, and she tried to press him on some things, but they did it again, bro. They edited out some clips of Trump once again. I got to Here, let's check this clip.

All we're saying, give us an extension, we'll work it out. They've lost their way. They become crazed lunatics. All they have to do, Nora, is-This is what they aird. Let's vote. Senate Democrats say they will vote to reopen the government if Republicans agree to extend subsidies for over 20 million Americans who use Obamacare for their health insurance. All we're saying, give us an extension. We'll work it out. They've lost their way. They've become crazed lunatics. And all they have to do, Nora, is say, let's vote. And you can open... The economy could open up during our interview. Is there something you can do, though? Maybe it did. Is there something you can do to bring this to an end? All I can do is give the facts. Here's what I can't do. I can't give them a trillion and a half dollars so that they can give welfare to people that came into our country illegally, so that prisoners and that people from mental institutions and people that are drug dealers get vast amounts of money for health care. That I can't do. Well, part for the course.

The shutdown thing is so weird.

People They're lying to people. They're completely. I mean, dude, they're making it sound like, okay, if this wasn't enough, all right, that these... Okay, look, we got people that need it. Everybody understands that. But the The vast majority of these people are taking advantage. The vast majority of the people receiving these benefits are illegals. People don't realize that. People will say, Oh, all these inner-city black people who are bitching online, fuck them. But they're 13th or 14th down the list of the demographic that's receiving this aid. Let's be real about what's going on. They are trying to keep the illegals funded so they get more money for their budget next year, maintain a voter base that will vote for them, and then fraudulently steal the money through all these different funnels that they have going on. Elon talked about this on Rogan last week.

Well, the other thing, too, that came out during that interview, and I believe this was also edited out, but I got to see a couple of the clips from the full Trump admitted to the actual number that are here, illegally. It's got to be 25 million. Yeah, right. Which is what we've been saying, but that's not what they've been saying for the last four years.

10, 12.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's literally doubled what they reported, which we said.

It's like how they misreport inflation. When you print half the money that's ever existed, and then you say inflation is fucking 6%, that's a fucking lie.

Yeah, not in my shopping cart. That's a lie. Well, dude, it made me think, too, because I know we just passed... Not Thanksgiving. I'm getting excited. We just passed Halloween, trick or treating. But it made me... I look at it like that, bro. There's some people that just leave the bowl of candy outside on the front porch and hopes that everybody does right and just takes one.

It's a high trust society.

It's high trust. And these people are fucking taking the entire fucking bowl and empty it into their fucking baskets. Yes.

They're creating a low trust.

Will that make you want to put the bowl out next year? No. Fuck, no. No. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. And it's the same thing, man. At this point, I said, Cut it all off, bro. I don't even give a fuck.

Well, the one positive of this Aside from the people that are actually needing this to swing through, is that it's exposed the amount of waste and fraud. I think most American taxpayers are so tired of it that now they're We're going to demand welfare reform, which should have been done three decades ago.

It should be, man. Here's the thing. If we can reform it, that means the people who do need it will actually be able to get more.

Yeah, that's right.

You know what I'm saying? Let's just clean the bullshit out first and we'll be fine. We'll be fine. Here's the other truth that I know, too, man. At the end of the day, Americans were good people, and we're always going to take care of our neighbors. We've seen it with the storms that went through on the West Coast. We see it every single time.

Sure, we saw it with the tornadoes here.

That's what I'm saying. It doesn't matter We will always make sure we take care of each other. That's always going to happen. That's never not going to happen. But this idea that we can just survive on this high trust society and everybody's going to be fucking good and do the right thing, it's just not true, man. Not anymore.

Not until you remove the element of low trust people. When you have a high trust society and you import people that come from a low trust society, this is what the fuck you get. There's a reason why you go to some of these Middle Eastern countries, and I realize that most people have never been there, but they're some of the cleanest cities in the world. They're some of the most modern cities in the world. They're some of the lowest crime in the world. You know why? Because they don't tolerate this shit, and they do so forcefully. They will cut your fucking hand off. You steal a bowl of fucking candy off the porch, hand get cut off. People will say, That's so extreme. No, it's not, because that's how civilization has been managed forever. This is the history of humankind. There are consequences for uncivilized actions, and right now in this country, there are no consequences for uncivilized actions. Until we create a situation where there is fear for the people that commit these uncivilized actions, those uncivilized actions will become the norm in society. This is a hard concept for people to grasp because they have big hearts, or they don't ever see these things, or they've never seen them before ever in their life.

They live such a posh, soft reality, which is a great thing, by the way. It's a great thing because it says our country is such a good place where people don't have to deal with this. But because these people have never dealt with this, they hear things like what I just said. What do you mean, cut a hand off for steal on Halloween? That's what I mean. That's exactly what I mean. If you did it three or four times, people stopped doing it. But we don't have that here. We don't have a government with enough ball sac to fucking enforce that.

To that point, too, on the illegal immigration piece, dude, it's like you said, a lot of those countries are like that. They're great functioning societies. Isn't it weird that all the ones that we are getting are ones that couldn't be civil in their home countries?

That's who we got here, man. The Venezuelan dude, Maduro, just said that Biden and them actually recruited their fucking criminals from Venezuela to come here.

Yeah. Or you look at it and see what's going on in the fucking UK right now, bro. Or Paris or fucking any.

Listen, I understand that the structure of the system is trying to be protected by Trump and his administration, they're not trying to destroy the functioning system of the United States. But what they don't understand is that it's already past that point. People elected Donald Trump to clean house. They elected Donald Trump for arrests. They elected Donald Trump for prosecuting treasiness individuals who did these things. And yes, I understand they take time, but there hasn't been a single arrest. There hasn't been a single There hasn't been a single indication that this is what they're seriously going to do. And that's pissing people the fuck off. And people are starting to say, You know what? Trump didn't tell us the truth. I don't know if that's the truth or not, but I know this. People are getting tired of zero accountability for any of this. Here's the dangerous part about this, is that we This misunderstanding, I don't even know if it's misunderstanding is the right word, but when you give grace to someone who will openly destroy you, you're just inviting your own destruction. That's what's happening here. Because if these people were to ever get in control again, do you think that they're going to have any reservations about arresting or doing anything of what I'm saying?

They're going to do exactly that. It's either them or it's fucking us. It's either the traitors or it's the Americans. Trump needs to understand that, dude, and take appropriate action. If he wants to see his fucking approval rating go the fuck up and become the greatest president in the history of the United States, arrest these traitors, bro, and punish them. It will go down in history as the greatest thing that ever happened in this country.

That's real, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Chat, how are we doing? We elected him to focus on America. That's right.

That's right. Yeah, Kyle, I did say that. He says, Remember that time you said if Trump didn't deliver on promises that what follows Trump will be a thousand times worse? Absolutely. That's exactly what I've been saying for years. Yeah, and dude, everybody does understand that it's going to be not exactly pleasant to watch, but it's reality, dude.

There's what.

I would think it was pleasant.

I mean, there's what would be nice, but there's also what will be required.

Yeah, it's what's required. Leaders do what's required. They don't do what's nice.

It's real, Well, guys, let's take some time to go crew some comments. We got a couple here from the internet. Let's crew some of these comments. This first one, this is from Dante III N7. We had him last This last episode, he says, Yo, I got shouted out on the show. I'm going to let you guys slide this time. Also, DJ, it's not Black Forces. They're Bubblegum Pink Crocs.

You got Crocs. I I don't have fucking Crocs. You got Birkenstocks.

I got Birkenstocks. It's a difference. I can still be a real nigga in Birkenstocks.

Do canes and Crocs, are they the same thing you think?

No. Canes are cool. Yeah, those are cool. Those are tactical. Crocs are gay.

Crocs are not cool.

Not cool. You can't be cool in crocs. You put your voice in sport mode.

Have you tried the canes yet? Bro, you should try the canes, dude. I got a pair- If you can still slip up in there. I got a pair, I don't know, probably two years ago. Dude, I wear the shit out of those things. It's not in public. I power wash. I wear them around the house, though.

Yeah, I power wash in those.

Yeah.

They're great shoes. All right, Dante. Well, second shout out. There you go. This next one is From Royce Lock. Trophy for Andy.

For what?

I think the roast session. You made some people happy with that. That was good.

Couldn't see the forest through trees.

People love the hoodie, though.

The hoodie is sick. We sold that bitch out.

That's what I'm saying. Just saying. All right, yes. Trophy for Andy. It's on order. We got you. This last one, T-Vac. Dj sucks at this. Hire a better co-host.

I agree.

Yeah, that's all I got, man. Let's keep cruising. Thanks, Tvack. I don't even know what I did, man. I thought I'd been all right.

He's just teasing.

I don't know. What did not do? All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's keep cruising. Headline two. Let's get into it. Now, this is interesting. Now, Andy, you and I met this guy not too long ago. The internet is not happy with this individual right now. So let's dive through it. Do it how we do it. Headline reads, Cash Patel hits back at a tax on country music sensation, Girl My friend Alexis Wilkins. All right. Okay. All right. Let's dive in. For what?

You mean for him taking the FBI jet to go see her? Is that what people are upset about?

Yeah, pretty upset about it.

Now, that costs 100 grand.

At least. Yeah. I mean, at least. Because he got the big boy. I think they used an 8X. I don't know. I think. But yeah, so FBI director, Cash Patel, defended his relationship with his girlfriend, country music singer Alexis Wilkins, after the pair received online backlash over the weekend. Patel's statement followed reports that he used an FBI jet to visit the singer who sang the national anthem at a wrestling event at Penn State University on October 25th. Now, it wasn't just that. It's what happened after this came to the light. The attacks on Patel and Wilkins began last week after Kyle Serrafen, an ex-FBI agent and outspoken Patel critic, drew attention to the FBI's Chief's Jet Logs, which highlighted his trip to see Wilkins perform at the Real American Freeestyle Pro wrestling event. We're in the middle of a government shutdown where they're not even going to pay all of the employees that work for the agency that this guy heads. And this guy is jetting off to hang out with his girlfriend in Nashville on our dime, Seraphin said on the show. Now, this was Patel's statement. Now, he didn't make this from his FBI, Patel, account.

This is from his personal Twitter account. But he says, I'm proud of the work of this FBI. We're taking violent criminals off the streets in record numbers, crushing the Fentanyl crisis, dismantling cartels, saving children, hunting down terrorists, and so much more. Let me be clear. We will not be distracted by baseless rumors or noise from uninformed internet anarchist in the fake news. I've always said, Criticize me all you want, but going after the people doing great work, my personal life, where those around me, is a total disgrace. This disgustingly baseless attacks against Alexis, my true patriot, and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life are beyond pathetic. She is a rock solid conservative. Blah, blah, blah, Blah, blah, blah. Attacking her isn't just wrong. It's cowardly and jeopardizes our safety. My love of family will always be my cornerstone, and you will never tear that down or keep me from them. I and this FBI will stay laser-focused on our mission and continue the reform he promised, rebuilding this bureau from the ground up. All right, cool.

To our supposed ally, staying silent. Your silence is louder than the click bait haters. Finish up some finish up Gaslight.

Yeah, there's gaslight. Us flag emoji.

It's your fault. It's your fault for not sticking up for me when I do things that aren't right.

It's right. Well, because there's a lot here. Because he got caught, taken the agency jet to his autotuned country singer, okay, Girlfriend, singing the national anthem. But then he fired the top FBI official that's in charge of the agency's Jet.

For leaking the information.

He blocked public tracking of the agency Jet he took. He disrupted a phony terror plot in Michigan, and he blocked a DNI probe into Charlie Kirk's killing. He also just issued a tweet that we just read for anybody that talks anything about his girlfriend.

Uninformed internet anarchist You mean the people that you were- That pay for that jet? No, no, no, no. Yeah. But also, who were you right before you took this job? Someone's saying- Weren't you the guy that we're going to arrest everybody and we're going to do all this shit.

But I'm not even upset that he's using the jet, right? Because at the end of the day, let's be real, the dudes are the director of the FBI. He's tapped into our nation's fucking security interest. If something goes wrong, they got to be able to get them out. It's a security thing. I'm cool with that. I'm not cool with all the extra shit. I mean, you fired the guy that fucking leaked it. Okay, whatever. You could have easily just said, Hey, yeah. It's actually a law that requires me to have to use the jet anywhere I go for personal travel or work travel. It is a law. I object. It's fine. That's not my That's your issue. What I don't like, though, is what I don't like is hypocrisy because there's this video. The Internet doesn't die, bro. There's this video right before, a couple of months before he took office. Let's check this out.

Where, and I'm not saying take all their funding, I'm not to defund Everything guy. I'm just saying Chris Ray doesn't need a government-funded G5 jet to go to vacation. Maybe we ground that plane. 15,000 every time it takes off. Wait, what do you say? He said 15,000?

Yeah, which is way more than 50. Where? And I'm not saying take all their funding. I'm not the defund everything guy. I'm just saying Chris Ray doesn't need a government-funded G5 jet to go to vacation. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Wait, what do you say? He said $15,000?

Yeah, which is way more than $15,000. Yeah. Where?

And I'm not saying take all their funding.

I'm not to defund everything, guy. I'm just saying Chris Ray doesn't need a government-funded G5 jet to go to vacation. You could fly from fucking Chesterfield Airport to fucking Lambert. You could fly from Chesterfield Airport to fucking Lambert. 15,000 every time it takes off.

For 15K. For 15, right? That's right. That's right. But here he is, right? Saying how Chris Ray, the former FBI director, shouldn't have done that and shouldn't be using... But it's okay. It's not even your wife, bro. That's just your girlfriend. But that's cool. I don't know. Now, again, I'm not even worried about that. Now, here's something that is making a loopback. I was completely unaware of this, though, but did you see that he took up to $5 million in a stock from Chinese commerce?

That was before he took the position as FBI director. Right before.

Bro, here's my issue, man. I am starting to believe, and I hate it. I'm starting to believe all these motherfuckers are bought and paid for, bro.

I know. Well, it's because they It's what I said on last week's show. I said anybody who takes interest, stock interest, payments, perks, vacations, any form of dollars from an ally or an adversary of this country for any reason whatsoever that's in elected government should be arrested. That's the point. They're traitors to this country, dude. How can you represent this country? If I was running He's buying this company and they found out that I took $5 million from a competitive company, that's against the law. It's a conflict of interest.

Yeah, major.

Okay, but you could do it with... I'll go to jail for that. But you could do it for this. You see what I'm saying?

The whole thing reeks of fucking bullshit, dude. I don't even think he was there for nine months, bro. They bring him in. The company is called Shein. This is like a fashion company type thing, whatever, but it's China-owned. China, it's all over.

And by the way, Shein is one of the companies that has made the apparel business almost impossible for American-made companies to operate. 100%. Yeah.

100%. You get a consulting job with them for nine months, and they give you $5 million in stock options? Yeah.

And then, magically- By the way, what are you qualified to consult on? What have you run? What's your business experience?

Then magically, you're now the FBI director, and you're national security, and you're protecting the nation's interests.

Listen, I think it's very apparent that this whole administration is really no different than the other administration that was just replaced in this regard. When Biden was in, we were talking about Ukraine, and we were talking about the China contributions, and we were talking about Hunter Biden selling his paintings for money, and they were just doing... These guys just doing it the same shit in a different way. You can't get people to vote against their own self-interest. It doesn't work like that. That's why you have to eliminate this availability or legality, which I don't even understand how this is legal, of people taking any international funds whatsoever in any way, shape, or form while they're serving our country.

Pam Bondi is also tied up in this because that same company, a month before Patel got working there, they also retained the services of a lobbying firm that Pam Bondi was working for. I mean, dude, Listen, I'm sick of all these fucking people at this point. I really am because it's fucking disgusting. It just goes to show. I don't give a fuck who it is, whether I might agree with you, I might want you to be wrong is fucking wrong. I agree. There's nothing right with There's nothing fucking right with this, dude. I don't care if it's disclosed. You cannot possibly tell me you have the country's best interest at heart.

You can't.

Then also in the same, But China is our biggest... You can't. Who do I believe?

You can't. You can't do that. That's fundamentally against what this country was founded upon. Dude, if you went back to when this country was founded and you said, All right, guys, one more thing. We're going to go ahead and make it legal for England to pay us to make laws, or at least give them consideration when we make votes for money. They would have said, Okay, well, let's hang that guy. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? Right. Dude, it's anti-American, period. This is not an America first administration at this point in time. Now, you could say, Yes, we're arresting criminals. Yes, we're doing this. Yes, we're doing that. Okay, but what are you doing about the source of the problem? What are you doing about the people who let them in here?

We will keep bleeding as a country, bro.

What are you doing about the people who allowed this to happen, who made it happen? What are you What are you doing about people who use the auto pen to sign in all this shit? What are you doing about COVID? What are you doing about the Epstein? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? They're not doing anything about the source of the problem because the source of the problem is their biggest fucking funder. It's very clear. It's not America first. It's just not. You can't say it is. You can't say it is. No matter how much you love Trump, no matter how much you love the administration, no matter how much you love whatever you think is going on, you cannot say that America first involves any funding from an outside government for any reason whatsoever. That's not America First.

I don't care what country it is, bro.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's Canada, it doesn't matter if it's Mexico, it doesn't matter if it's... And these guys will say, Well, you don't understand how it works. No, I understand how it's supposed to work.

That's real, bro.

That's real.

It's not just here. We go anywhere. Here's a hot topic right now. You know who else is trending on Twitter right now? Randy Fine and Mark Levine. They're all trending on it, bro. They had a little This is a conference. I saw. You saw this conference?

I saw a little bit of it.

Chad, did you guys see this? The fucking shit? This is Randy Fine. Okay. Let's check this clip.

Tucker Carlson is the most dangerous anti-sumite in America. He has chosen to take on the mantle of leader of a modern-day Hitler youth, to broadcast and feature those who celebrate the Nazis, those who call for the extermination of Israel, to defend Hamas, to even criticize President Trump for stopping Iran's nuclear ambitions. Friends, make no mistake, Tucker is not MAGA. What is so harmful about having a conversation? What is so harmful about that?

You got more on this? There's nothing harmful. I think it's harmful not having conversations on it. But You got Randy Fine. Let me show you.

What country is this?

This is America.

That's right. Yeah. Okay. And by the way, there's freedom of speech. And the reason they don't want these conversations happening is because the story of the history that's been told to us is greatly exaggerated in the favor of their cause. Okay? And a lot of people don't like that. And they say, Oh, well, you hate Jews. No, it has nothing to do with Jewish people. It has to do with a fucking cabal of corrupt people at the top of Israel's government who continue to do nefarious things and then yell at us like, Bro, what the fuck are you talking about? Randy Fines on the fucking speaking tour Talking about how these are God's chosen people. Well, that don't mean shit to me. I don't fucking give a fuck what you think they are or aren't. I don't care. This is fucking the United States of America. If Tucker Carlson wants to sit down with nick Fuentes, and they want to have a discussion, which, by the way, I watched it. It's a pretty fucking reasonable discussion. Then to go on here and say this, the only reason that they're up there saying this is because they're afraid that fucking facts that have been brushed under the fucking rug are going to become widely known, which they already have.

Generation Z is gone for these people. The millennials, gone for these people. They're living in an echo chamber of old, decrepit boomers, and they don't understand how outnumbered they are in the current scenario of this pro-Israel first shit. People are done with it, bro. We got our own problems here. We've had our own problems here. To stand on stage and talk about anti-Semitism, no one gives a fuck about these names anymore.

Bro, he called Gen Z and the Millenials Hitler Youth, bro. Well, That'll definitely get them back on your side.

Dude, this is what I'm saying. They're pressing, pressing, pressing, pressing, pressing I'm going to bet that they know this. I'm going to bet that these motherfuckers are so fucking evil over there. Netanyahu and his little cronies are so evil that they will fucking utilize anti-Semitic hate and create it intentionally in order to play the victim to continue their fucking pulling the rug over everybody's eyes. It's actually a really stupid move what they've done because they could have just... Like, dude, in 2019, nobody fucking understood how big of an influence these people had in our country. No. They could have just played it cool. They could have shut the fuck up, and they'd still be running shit. Nobody would be any wiser. But instead, they got greedy as fuck, and they pressed and pressed, and pressed, and they wanted to do that wealth transfer during COVID. They continued to do these things like this pro-migrant shit. All of these things that they continued to do are just... Why the fuck would you fuck up a perfect system that you already had in place to get more from people when people are already stretched? Why the shit you put in place?

I know, dude. They've pressed them so hard that now people are awake, and it's taking their power base away. These people, strategically, they're either the dumbest motherfuckers or they have something fucking I understand. I'd say it's the latter, not the dumb. These people always have a play. I'm of the camp that they're intentionally trying to stir anti Semitism against all Jews. Because, dude, it's a reasonable conversation. If you listen to fucking Tucker and nick talk about this, they're... And by the way, I don't fucking watch everything he says. Okay? But he said multiple times in multiple clips, Bro, when he was younger and when he's 19 years old, he's fucking saying, It's the Jews. Now he's cleaned up his talk track and he said, Well, it's not all Jewish people. It's these people. It's the same shit we say here. It's what it is. What's Chad saying?

Yeah, Chad, what we got on this, man?

Yeah, Kyle has a great fucking point here. When half of Israel hates Bibi, how helpful would it be for him to get rid of those people? Exactly. We're tracking 100%, bro. How close are we to a revolt? I don't know. I think we're closer to a false flag operation that fucking stops a revolt than we are to a revolt.

That's real, bro. That's real. Guys, let's go down in the comments what you guys think. Let us know, man. I see a couple of people talk about some communists. Speaking Communists. Get to our third and final headline. Headline three, we got some communists in New York, man. We got the mayor race have to do an update. This is a big deal, bro. And I think a lot of people are underestimating. I remember back in 2020, we talked a lot about the demoralization of this country happening, right? The demoralization of America. I think people think of America, traditionally, big cities. New York is one of them, if not the first.

I think when most people, I know this for sure, when most people outside of this country think of the United States of America, they think of New York.

Yeah, it's the Big Apple, bro. But not only does it have that Everybody that wants to come here, they dream of life in the Big Apple.

That's right. Okay? That's right.

It's our financial center of the country. Correct. Massive, massive strategic financial strategic location for us as a country. It appears it might be getting handed over to a fucking Communist. Let's dive into this. You got Andrew Cuomo. Now, there's polls coming out going either way. There There was a poll that just came out today, this afternoon, that has Madamny, whatever the fuck his name is, with 43. 9% of support and Cuomo at 39. 4%. This is live, I believe, if I'm not mistaking, guys, and please correct me, I believe it goes tomorrow. It was the official. I don't know if they're going to do some... They got to count some of the absentee ballots and all of that stuff. I don't know if we'll see any of that. But it's not looking good. To the point where you already got-Yeah, but remember, dude, these people lie in the polls to try and get more support. Yeah, that's true.

You know what I mean? That's true. Oh, you got a Jordan movement. We're the next thing, and people don't want to get left behind.

Yeah, that's true. But I do know this. You already got big Wall Street firms. They're looking to move already.

Yeah, to Dallas.

That's going to be the big hub. As Wall Street faces the prospect of left-wing fire brand, communist piece of shit, Zorhan Mamdani, becoming the city's next mayor, a fast-growing business hub down south is beckoning Dallas, who's grab bag of major business moguls, has included Ross Perot, Mark Cuban, Jerry Jones. It has become recently a major draw for big financial firms that were born and raised in the Big Apple. Goldman Sachs. They have an 800,000-square-foot, half a billion-dollar campus in Dallas. That's opening in 2028 and consolidating over 5,000 employees. Last year, the mega bank hired Robert Kaplan, the former President of the Federal Reserve, Bank of Dallas, and his vice chairman. They're all going, Now, here's one thing, too, that didn't look It's a bit from Mom Donnie. Again, I don't know how close it is. I don't know. But I do know that Obama decided not to endorse him. That's interesting. Now, I don't know if that's because Obama just doesn't have the same weight, or it would it even matter?

No. Obama will only endorse people he knows are going to win. There's something... I don't know, man. I have this weird feeling that this dude is going to tank tomorrow.

Do you think so?

I don't know. I have this weird feeling. I feel like it's fucking... I have a hard time believing that most New Yorkers are with shit. After all the shit they've been through the last four years, especially, I don't know. Maybe the people in New York aren't as smart as we think they are.

I don't know. If you look at just the money, though, the majority of Mamdani's support doesn't come from New York City. It doesn't come from New York. It was like 60% of his donations were out-of-state donations. You know what I'm saying? You follow the money. I think that's a big deal. Whereas you go to Cuomo, it was like 80% of his donations came from the state of New York. You know what I'm saying?

I think a lot of people who they don't expect to vote are going to vote tomorrow.

Yeah. I mean, it's interesting, man. The whole thing with communism, I love to. Anytime they talk about Mom Down, it's like, He's not a Communist. He's a socialist. Same fucking thing.

That comes from people who don't understand anything about it.

Or who do understand it and know the word language war that they try to play all the time, bro. It's It's the same thing. It's the same thing. What was that clip you sent? Oh, about...

Yeah. You want it? Yeah. I got it. Hold on. Before we watch this clip, let's just all soak it in, and then we'll comment on it. This is the level of fucking intelligence we're dealing with, for real.

All right, here's the clip. Let's check this out.

The grocery store capitalists, which have quite a powerful lobby. One of the grocery store bosses, I think, of Gristides, he said that he was going to pull out of New York City if Zoraun won. We would say, Sure, pull out, and we will Take over your grocery stores, and we will use them for cheaper groceries, and we will take over the entire food industry because that's something that can be done if the working class is organized.

Okay. You just got out of bed at 4: 00 in afternoon. You ain't running shit. I think it's funny how these people think that running a business is somehow just this thing that is so easy to do. This retard with his fucking bedhead thinks that he's going to walk in and run some dude's billion-dollar plus grocery chain. Now, let's pay attention to what he says at the end. What's he say at the end? He says, play the very last part that he says.

The grocery is out, and we will take over your grocery stores. That part.

Just play that part.

And we will take over your grocery stores, and we will use them for cheaper groceries, and we will take over the entire food industry because that's something that can be done if the working class is organized.

Okay, you guys don't want to show for work. So who's going to run the company? And second of all, what it sounds like to me, you're saying is, it's okay to be a a capitalist as long as it's not him being a capitalist. That's right. I'll be a capitalist. I'll run the food fucking industry. That's right. Dude, these people are so fucking stupid. It's incomprehensible to me how stupid they are. That's why you can't argue with these people because they're so stupid, they don't understand reality. Who's going to run the shit? I understand that you think that sounds like a good idea.

Sounds so That's been tried 4,000 times.

Do you know what happens every single time? People fucking starve. This is who we're dealing with. We're dealing with people who are literally low IQ idealists that know nothing about reality at all. To think that you're going to take over a single store and run it effectively is insane. You You are the same people that think that everybody should stay home and get paid and the government should take it. Then you're the same people who say, No, Kings.

That's right.

No, Kings.

That's right.

But give me my money.

Yeah, government king.

These people are lost, bro, and they're stupid. For whatever reason, I don't know, probably because they were told their whole life that they were going to be something special or whatever, trophies for 17th place. This dude has never done a fucking thing in his whole life. Never, never, never, never, never done a single thing. I mean, dude, look at his fucking hair.

He has a Communist shirt on.

Okay.

Which I don't know. We got to get back to that, bro. I don't understand.

Listen, if I see someone wearing a Communist shirt, I'm going to say something, it ain't going to be nice.

No more Mr. Nice Dandy. How do you feel?

Like, bro, you're- Communist, the whole ideology should be fucking banned from this country.

It should be. It should be. It should be a crime to wear that shit. It should be a crime. That BLM shirt, put this in there with that.

Or just let them wear it and let's beat their asses when we see them.

I'm down. I'm down either way. Here's my thing on this, too, though, and I don't know what you think on this, but you got mom Adani, and then you have Cuomo. This is truly a choice of the lesser evil because we got to be real. Cuomo, are you the better out of the- Hold on.

Let's be fair. When Cuomo was running New York before COVID. New York was all right.

New York was cool, but then COVID. Then you did all that fuck shit, doc. You know what I'm saying? You all call me grandma killers. You know what I'm saying?

This guy is literal. He's one of the dudes that should be prosecuted for COVID.

That's what I'm saying. I don't even know how good it is. Okay, yeah, he wins, but we want the accountability. This thing going to jail.

Listen, and I don't like this, but part of me thinks that if Mordami wins, it'd be a great thing for the country because they're all going to see what happens. You know what I'm saying? You guys are about to turn fucking New York into San Francisco, okay? And you ain't going to like it.

Fuck, man.

We'll just take over the food industry. It's okay for us. It's not okay for this man who's done this for 70 years and gave every single ounce of everything you ever had who you see as some rich dude. You weren't there when he was selling stuff out of his single grocery store and built this thing for the last 70 fucking years, bro. You know what I'm saying? It's so insulting the way these people think. Dude, it's low IQ idealist shit, and it's the enemy of this country, period.

It is, bro. Yeah. That check behind them, bro. She needs to be in jail. Big Tish? Yeah, Big Tish, dog.

Big Tish? I want that... Who's that guy? He said, Get your fat ass. Remember that? He said, We're going to throw your big fat ass in jail.

Oh, yeah, he fucking heckled her. I really do hope she does.

We'll see what happens, dude. But I really hope that the Common Sense New Yorkers come out and fucking vote because This is bad.

I agree, bro. I agree. Oh, we got somebody from Brooklyn. He asked if he can weigh in. Yeah, let's get Michael. Michael Grinaldi, we get him in.

Hey, guys.

How are you? What's up, dude?

I'm a little bit sick, so I apologize for how I sound. Covid?

No. Hang up on this, dude. It sounds like shit.

But I'm originally from Brooklyn, and honestly, I think all the polls are to build momentum to get people to think, like what you said, to get people to vote for him, be on the winning side, et cetera. I don't really pay attention to it. A lot of the people that have brain cells understand understand that a Communist in the financial district of the world doesn't make sense at all. It's like picking between the two evils, between Zora and Cuomo. No one really likes Cuomo, but if I have to It's like, you know.

Yeah.

That is what it is.

You got family or friends up there, bro?

I have a lot of friends up there. What are they saying? A good A handful of them were not political prior to this race. Been having conversations with them, obviously, and they are going to be voting for Cuomo. The issue is that Sliwa, the Republican candidate, he didn't have a good campaign. Getting a Republican in New York has never been easy for a long time.

That's like trying to get a prostitute to church. I get it.

Exactly, yeah. It really is just the lesser of the two evils here. I I get the perspective of, let New York figure it out, let them vote that Communist in, and let them see reality. But it's hard to see that happen to your own home. It's hard to see. We all understand the reality of what could happen and what will happen, but you just don't want to see it to your own home.

That's real, bro. I don't think anybody wants to see it, bro. I mean, I fucking love New York. I love New York. I certainly don't want to see it.

I'm here or there with New York, bro. Last time I was in I got robbed.

Well, didn't you get misled at like one of the food parts?

How many people did you rob? Did you come out ahead?

We up, though.

Was there a profit involved here?

We appreciate you, though, bro. We appreciate that. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. See you. Yeah, man. I don't know, man.

Yeah, you do. This guy should... Fuck this guy.

No, I mean on the sense of let them fucking Nobody wants that. No. I think New York is too important, not just the image of America, but I think the history of America. It's too valuable to let it go to some fucking dude that eats with his toes and shit, bro. I'm not cool with it.

Bro, that guy's nasty. I mean, it's nasty, bro. Like, real talk, if he doesn't get elected, it's because he eats with his hands. It's because he He does that nasty shit on TV, bro, where he scoops the rice up and that's fucking disgusting, dude. I understand we eat hot dogs and hamburgers and pizza with our hands. That's fucking different. Not soup. You know what I'm saying? Well, you know what, bro? Hey, he's just showing everybody what life's going to be like under communism.

He's given a little fucking foreshadow. That's right.

He said, You all are going to be eating with your hands. Bro, How do you eat? How do you do that? It's just so gross, bro. I can't eat with people that lick their fingers.

Fuck, dude.

You know I lick my fingers, though. Fuck it. I look away. Dude, when I'm sitting at dinner and somebody starts this shit, I'm like, You nasty fuck. It makes me want to kill them. It's so fucking gross, dude. This is why I refuse to eat ribs with people at all. I don't eat ribs because of that. Because, dude, everybody that eats ribs gross me the fuck out.

They get so nasty.

Yeah. Dude, you always got that one guy that gets a sauce up on his fucking hairline shit, and you're just like, What? It's just uncivilized.

How, man? How did you get it up there? Yeah, fuck, man. All right. Well, fuck this guy, guys. Let us know. That's not me. I don't get barbecue sauce on my forehead, Luke.

No, he gets it all in his mouth. He don't miss. He don't miss.

That's called being efficient, right? No, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Let us know. Please let us know down in the comments. Anybody from New York, please. We'll keep an eye on the elections overnight and tomorrow, and We'll see how it goes. But with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, the time has come.

What time?

Thumbs up for dumb as fuck time. That's what we do. All right. Got some monkeys. Okay. Some more monkeys.

All right.

And monkeys.

I got it. I'm sorry.

Our thumbs up, guys. You guys know how this works. We bring a headline in, we talk about it, we dissect it, we vote on it. We give it one of Dose options. And with that being said, our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads, Mississippi Mom Guns Down Monkey that escaped from Overturned Truck to Protect Our Children. I did what any other mother would do, and no, it was not a prison van. Just putting that out there for everybody there, if anybody was wondering.

This sounds like outbreak.

Bro, okay. That's the vibes I was getting.

The new pandemic from the monkeys.

Oh, bro, listen, this shit gets weird.

The monkey escaped. Now we got a nuclear, the whole fucking country. That's right.

A Mississippi mom shot dead one of the aggressive monkeys that escaped from an overturned truck last week to protect her young children. Jessica Bond-Ferguson said she and other Heidelberg residents have been on high alert after word spread that monkeys believe to be carrying dangerous diseases, but later confirmed by officials not to be, I don't fucking believe that, have been roaming loose since Tuesday. The 35-year-old mother of five, damn, whose children range from 4 to 16. Was that necessary? She said she jumped out of bed, grabbed her gun and phoned and went outside after calling police. About 60 feet from her home, she said, she spotted the monkey and chose to take matters into her own hands to ensure her children's safety. She said, That's about a 30-yard shot, right? No, it's like a 20-yard shot. That's crazy. She says, I did what any other mother would do to protect her children, Bon Ferguson told the AP. I shot at it and it just stood there. And I shot again and he backed up. And that's when failed. With police and animal control not yet on the scene, the mother of five said she decided to shoot the monkey, fearing it will get away and possibly become a threat to children at another house in the neighborhood.

Now, again, when this first came out last week, this was the headline, Aggressive Monkey Infected with COVID and STIs Running Loose in Mississippi after transport truck over turns. So, yeah, it was filled with- It was STI, sexual transmitted-infection. Yeah, so they don't call them diseases no more.

They don't call them STDs? Why?

Because they can be cured. Stis, so monkey's running loose and what I'm shot at.

But it wasn't true that they had these?

Allegedly. But I think they only said that to calm everybody down, bro. That's how they did it in an outbreak. You know what I'm saying? I haven't seen this movie. You know what I'm saying? Oh, no. They're completely fine and safe and healthy. But yeah, so here's the mom. This is the monkey. They're a big little monkey, too. Look at James in the I don't want shit to do with that.

It's sad.

It's sad. I know you don't like that shit. I know, bro, but fuck, man, this motherfucking carrying... You're going to turn us into zombies and shit, man. Sexually frustrated zombies.

Bro, there's Hulk. I don't know, dude. When I look at them, dude, I'm just too close with the animals, bro. It's just not... I don't like it. I get it totally, but It always makes me sad. What's the thing with that monkey was probably, What the fuck is going on? And then it's dead.

Wait, I'm your cousin.

I don't understand how people don't have more... To me, I don't understand how people don't have more of a connection with animals.

More empathy, yeah. I don't know, man.

There's people that just fucking kill animals. It's no big deal. That shit- That's psychopath shit.

I don't get that shit. No, that's psychopath shit. What I'm not all the lab testing and shit, like Fauci with all the fucking beagles and stuff that he was fucking torturing and stuff. That shit's not cool. I'm not cool with that at all. Now, the motherfucker got COVID, he ain't wearing no mask. I might have to take them. I might have to take them out. I don't know, dude.

I mean, dude, I get why she did it. Yeah. I'm not saying she's wrong. Great shot. I just don't like that.

Great shot.

Yeah, I get invited. My buddies invite me to go kill gators and fucking shoot iguanas and fucking hunt boar. Just not. Can't do it, bro. Not for you. No, it's not. Now, if I had to survive and I need to eat, I wouldn't even think twice about it. But I don't like killing shit just to kill it.

No, I get that, bro. I get it. I get it. Well, what are we giving the mama here?

I mean, I think she did what she was supposed to do. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean she didn't do the right thing.

Yeah, I get it. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, I think she gets it, man.

No, I mean, dude, she did the right thing. I mean, I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying I just don't like that. I don't know. I had to kill that fucking copperhead last year. I don't like it.

Yeah.

After I cut his head off, dude, he was looking at me, and he was sticking his tongue out at me and shit. He's like, What the fuck you do that for?

I'm not laughing at your pain. I'm sorry.

Yeah. I felt bad. Dude, I killed him in the garage, and I fucking walked him all the way up to the woods. Dude, he was still looking at me the whole time. He's still fucking alive or something.

Why, Andy? Why?

But then I thought about him biting the ducks or biting my dogs, and I'm like, Okay.

Yeah. All right. You got to protect. You know what I'm saying?

I mean, the fucker was in my garage.

I'm this guy here. I'm not that guy here. God damn it, you know what? All right. Thumbs up for this. That's all I got. Fucking. You hear what he said? No. He said same body shape and everything. This motherfucker, man. Guys, Andy, that's all I have, man.

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