Yeah.
Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze.
Fuck a pole, fuck a stove.
Counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole.
Got her on bankroll.
Can't fold.
That's a no.
Headshot. Case closed.
What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society, and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ.
Cruise the motherfucking internet.
And that's what we're going to do.
Let's just get right into it today, man.
Uh, CTI, Cruise the Internet. You know the deal. Uh, don't be a hoe, share the show. All right. A little abbreviated intro there.
I'm fine with that, bro. Yeah. I'm fine too. You know, today's a good day, Andy, cause I walked in, I don't know who did it. I appreciate them. Um, but I came in, there was a cold grape smash here and my favorite meat sticks.
Yeah. Yeah. You notice how, um, you notice how your meat stick Is smaller than my meat stick.
I don't think that's—
oh yeah, what's that number on the fucking front of yours say?
14, 5, 4.
Okay, this one says fucking 5, bitch.
I got cheese in here though.
That doesn't matter.
Cheese should be extra protein.
I got better.
I got cheese in my meat.
You can't beat my meat.
Wait, why do yours have 5 and mine only have 4?
You know why. But yeah, all, you know, according to the, you know, to your purple drink there. Yeah. You know, we're trying to up our, our, you know, we're trying to up the, you know, you're the star, man. We're trying to treat you with the VIP treatment. I mean, you know what you like. We even stole it.
Well, that's why I really was saying it, just to make sure, like, I didn't steal these. Yeah, we stole it for you. Okay.
That was the VIP we did.
I appreciate it. Yeah, I fucking— those are my favorite, man. Yeah. Hey, go steal some more for me.
Yeah, don't steal them.
Yeah, man. Guys, it's a lot happening, man.
You like those cheddars?
Oh, that's my favorite one. Is it?
Sure.
The barbecue is my favorite.
The barbecue used to be my favorite until they came out with the cheddar.
The barbecue's too good.
Yeah, yeah, it's too good because I—
you can't eat just one.
No, you want to put all of them.
Isn't that a trademark slogan for someone? You can't eat just one.
Betcha can't eat just one.
Yeah. I'll probably get sued for that.
Is that Lay's?
Yeah.
What's the Tootsie Roll one?
My meat is better than your meat.
That ain't trademarked.
That's not trademarked.
I think that's safe. It's Lay's.
Lay's.
Bet you can't just eat one.
Yeah. But you can't.
No.
You can't. That's the problem with these fucking meat sticks.
It's, listen, this, I'm telling you right now, you guys wanna—
The good news is it's all protein. But that's good. Yeah.
If you want a dangerous protein, I mean, uh, dangerous fucking little partnership right here.
Yeah.
That's a, that's a dangerous combo.
That's a good one-two combo.
No, bro.
That's, listen, that's DJ approved.
That's what I'm saying. Instead of doing the, you know, let me get the number 2 with cheese, get these number 2 with cheese.
Bro, you know, you know, you know what's crazy, dude? I didn't— people are gonna laugh at this. I don't know everything that we do all the time. Right. Like, um, there's the shit's so big now. Like there's shit that shows up and I'm like, when do we make that?
Like, oh shit.
So when I saw these, I was like, why do we make these little meat sticks? Come to find out, dude, these are going crazy because moms are putting them in the lunches of little kids.
My kids love them, dude.
I had no idea. So apparently the meat sticks are a huge hit with moms wanting to put them in their kids' lunch. I did not know that.
They're easy. They're quick.
Yeah.
I mean, they're easy opening.
So They're great because I was like, we're on Instagram, huh?
They're all over on Instagram.
The little mini ones. Yeah. Yeah, bro.
I was like, is all over Instagram.
Yes. The one is your meat, dude. All I'm saying is I didn't, I didn't get it because I'm like, well, I got to eat fucking 8 of these. I'm thinking of it as myself and I'm like, why are we making these little fuckers? And then like the guys pull up the shit and they're like, bro, check this out. I had no idea.
Oh, bro.
So to all the moms who probably don't listen, Thank you.
Yeah, bro. Halloween.
How you like my— how you like my marketing? I'm so good at it.
Bro, Halloween's coming up.
Oh yeah, dude.
A great fucking little—
Stop making these kids little fat dumplings.
Give them some meat.
Get them ripped and chiseled.
Yeah, exactly that.
What'd you say? That sounded so bad. No, it didn't. Only if you're fucked up in the head.
Oh, fuck, man.
Which you probably are.
They're going to clip that. Goddamn it. Uh, yeah.
Anyway, enough about my meat.
That's right.
So now you're getting it in your hands now.
I can't, if I eat this, I will eat 8 of them right now. I can't do it. Not right now. Maybe later.
Yeah. Hell yeah, man. Uh, well, yeah, guys, it's a lot happening. Uh, it's a lot to cover today.
Bro, is that a real thing though? Like, is it like putting them in kids' lunches? Like, for real?
Oh yeah, that's me.
That's pretty— like, that's like kind of promising.
Yeah, like Ryan has to have us— like, she has— we have to, like, you know, she'll have her packed lunch, but they also do snack time. You have to bring their own snack, bro. They're perfect.
You don't see how many people tag them in the stories. They're all over Instagram.
That's all over. That's awesome. Well, thank you guys for doing that because, uh, you know, it means a lot to us. We don't say that enough, but I mean, dude, we're You know, when I think of companies and I think of like what we're supposed to do as a sports nutrition company, which is help people get better and healthier and improve their lives, I know for a fact we do that better than any other company on the planet. And, uh, you know, these are real people here with real jobs and real careers right here in America that you guys support when you support our brand. So it means a lot, man. I mean that shit. So I appreciate you guys.
Yeah.
The biggest shift from my perspective is like every other company feels like they're too good. Us, we feel like so approachable and like everybody is just a real person.
Yeah.
Consumers, customers, all of us.
It is real people.
Yeah.
I mean, we're just a bunch of real regular people in the middle of Missouri trying to fucking make shit happen, dude.
You were going to use another R word there, but you held back.
I was. I was gonna say round. That's right.
Okay. Another.
That's right. Hell yeah, man. Well, let's get into some Crimson. Uh, we got a lot of stuff to cover.
No ads on the show.
And we don't do those.
Yeah.
No ads.
Ever.
Never.
Get the combo. Um, no, uh, I do. I wanted to bring this up first because I thought this was interesting. You know, St. Louis, we get a lot of flack for being, uh, you know, hot and dangerous, you know, murder capital of the world, you know. Um, a lot's been changing. Um, just this past 2 months, I saw this come up. Our good buddy Eric Schmidt Uh, DOJ touts hundreds of guns, drugs, and arrests as St. Louis surge operation ends. Violence is not inevitable. Federal authorities seized 80 kilos of drugs, 166 illegal firearms, and over $1 million in currency during the month-long effort. They called it Operation Show Me Justice. Okay, I mean All right. You know, it's fucking—
we're the fucking Show-Me State. For those of you guys that don't know.
Yeah, bro. That's so creative. Um, but, uh, it did good. They, they arrested like, uh, 430-something people in just a matter of a couple of months. Um, so that was awesome, but it made me think, dude, you know, one of the things that I love about criminals is their mugshots.
Yeah.
Okay. And so I just saw this came out that these are apparently some of the most talked about mugshots of 2026 so far. And I want to go through these with you now. Full disclosure. I don't know what these people got arrested for, but like, we can guess that. I'm sure we can. I'm sure we can, you know, make some accusations.
Okay.
All right.
What do you think? Oh my God. Bath salts, bro.
She bit somebody.
Yes.
100%.
Yeah.
100%.
So my guess is she was stealing a bag of ramen at Walmart.
Uh, I think she was arrested at, uh, Tractor Supply for chewing on barbed wire.
Yeah, bro, she's biting somebody.
Yep.
She was testing the quality of plywood at Home Depot.
Yeah. With her teeth.
Good God, dude. That's crazy.
She has enough space too. Like she could put some—
Yeah.
Like they call her the, uh, the Jigsaw.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Be careful. She gonna break outta jail. What do you think this lady did?
Oh my God.
This is like, this is like some, uh, like—
She got arrested for Her foul odor on a public transport.
Yeah. Yeah. Illegal crocheting.
No. Not washing your underpants.
Bro.
Ever.
Ever. She was stealing fabric at HomeGoods?
Yes.
Yeah, bro. Yeah.
Oh man.
People in the comments should definitely get on this.
Yeah.
Subscribe and then get on this. Yeah.
Oh.
She cut somebody's dick off. 100%.
Yeah. 100%.
Yeah.
Are those tattoos?
I don't— I think that's some face paint.
So she was stealing Sharpies at Michaels?
Yes.
100%.
Agree. Yeah.
Yeah.
She's—
she— whatever it was was not good.
Yeah.
There's no fucking chance.
Sharpies for sure.
Oof.
Now I think she could have been stealing Sharpies too.
No.
EBT fraud.
100%. She was—
she was stealing the Shrek DVD at the last DVD store in her town, bro.
She's running an illegal daycare.
She—
yeah, illegal daycare. Yeah, that's what she's got.
No, she's running an illegal daycare out the back of a nail salon.
That's what it is.
In Minnesota.
Yes, in Minnesota.
In Minnesota. Yeah. Last one. We think he did.
Oof. Uh, well, Why don't you go first?
Oh, he's probably a good dude. I mean, come on, you know, he's fine. He's probably like jaywalking or some shit, you know what I'm saying? Tax fraud. That's what it is.
Tax fraud.
Yeah.
I think he was having a s'mores party.
That's what it is, man. 100%.
He was the guy who was interviewed. Are you an entrepreneur?
Yeah.
This is the guy.
Hell yeah, man.
Look at, look at his right eyebrow. 1%er.
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
And on his neck, It says nobody, nobody talks. Everybody walks. So meaningful.
Well, I mean, keep your mouth shut.
That's right. Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
He—
yeah.
There's actually truth to that.
Yeah, that's right.
Nobody talks. Everybody does walk.
That's right. That's right. But yeah, man, show me Operation Show Me Justice. It's, uh, doing the, doing the good work here.
All those people were from St. Louis?
No, none of them actually.
I was like, damn, dude, I'm moving.
If they were, it would have been all Black people.
What?
Yeah, man. Guys, you know how the show works, man. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforseller.com. You guys can check them all linked there. Let's get into our headlines. Headline number 1, Shane Gillis. He is, uh, making some, making some rounds right now.
Is he?
Yeah. And, uh, cancel culture.
I've seen, I've seen the buzz, but I haven't seen what he actually said, or I haven't been paying attention. I've been so busy. busy, dude. This is the time of year where like I actually have to work.
Okay.
That's right.
Because we're setting all the sets for next year. So like all the brand sets for all the companies are all getting reset for next year. So it's like, I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Yeah. Well, Shane Gillis is making some headlines right now. Uh, he's getting, he's getting, people are mad. Um, Shane Gillis is Well, like 40%. I'd say it's like 60/40 right now from what I've seen.
40 people?
Yeah. Yeah.
Total.
That's right. That's right. That's right. Shane Gillis's Jim Short monologue on SNL isn't just humorless. It's harmful.
It's never just a joke.
Madison Hockey. Yeah. Um, so she writes this little op-ed. She says, I don't know about you, but I'm tired of comedy being used as a Trojan horse for casual misogyny. In case you missed it, comedian Shane Gillis hosted Saturday Night Live on the show's October 10th episode, using his open, uh, opening monologue to target women for simply existing in a public space. It didn't end there. Uh, as Gillis jokingly warned, you're not allowed to look because they're filming. The underlying insinuation that men should only refrain from objectifying women when there is a risk of being caught on camera.
Let's check.
Okay. Okay.
All right.
All right, Madison. All right. What did he say?
We've hit our fucking, our retard threshold for the day already.
So let's see what, let's see what old Shane had to say. Check this out.
I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. Look, I'm sorry. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen it?
I've seen it.
shorts.
Have you seen the shorts? Those neon— they're like the only— they're like artificial bait colored.
Yeah.
The wrinkles go like around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look, you're not allowed to look. For real, don't look, because they are filming. I'm, I'm in the background of like 10 TikToks right now. Shade's about to get called out by Joey Swole, bro.
Yeah. All right. So that, so that, that's what everybody's heated about right now.
Yeah.
All right. Everybody's, everybody's, you know, panties in a knot. I mean, people are hot about this. All right. Um, this, uh, this SNL veteran, uh, she goes nuclear on MAGA-friendly host Jim Jefferies. Uh, Paula Pell, uh, has become the latest Saturday Night Live alum to call out comedian Shane Gillis. Uh, Pell, who is 63, fired back at Gillis, who's 38, for his remarks during last weekend's guest stint on the NBC sketch show. Having any observation about a gym other than he only went, only went once to shower when his building turned off the water and he had to shit himself, taking a nap would be pure fiction. She was a writer. Um, that's, that's Paula. Um, awesome.
Again, wearing the fake bait colored— see? Yeah. I mean, look, right. If she could get away with wearing the shit.
Oh, I'm sure she would.
She's probably hurt. She can't wear the shit. She's mad that he ain't talking about her.
That's right. That's right. And everybody, I mean, even, you know, you got the celebrities coming in. Uh, the guy from Schitt's Creek, the gay guy, um, Dan Levy, he slams Shane Gillis, which, you know, let's be honest, he's the only one getting slammed in this situation. Um, but this is what he had to say.
Women wearing short shorts to the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them whores misogynists. There's a difference there. God, dude. By the way, I've— that's so intellectually enlightening, dude. I, I never thought about that.
I didn't think about it like that.
God, he's smart. I'm gonna give me some glasses like that because I think I would be smarter too.
That's all you need. Yeah, that's all you need. That's all you need.
That's some insightful things. Yeah.
Like I said, everybody—
so, so what's the, what's the, is it, what's the blowback?
Well, no blowback yet. I mean, SNL has him like, oh no.
I'm saying like, what's the, who's mad at him?
Right.
No, I'm being real. Like, are people really mad? I mean, I'm in the fitness industry. I haven't seen a bunch of people talking about it. I mean, unless I'm missing it.
So the 2 reactions I've seen, you got people like some of the women, they're like leaning all into it. Right. And they're making more videos of them wearing, you know, that type of clothing. Some people are kind of making jokes of it. Um, there's been other influencer gym guys that have been posting videos kind of like proving Shane's point to a degree. Um, and then you got guys like Dan, uh, who, uh, who is taking the high road.
The intellectual road.
That's right. But my question is though, Because like, I remember not like—
So is this like left, the, is this like the leftist women?
It's hard to know, right? Because like, you know— And I double-checked earlier. I reached out to the fat liberal, liberal women and—
The cohort.
They're still trying to figure out where the gym is before they chime in on the conversation. But, you know, so they, I haven't seen nothing from them, right? I don't really know who's mad, but I have a feeling That the same, you know, little split, the people that are pissed.
Wait, but aren't these— this isn't— can't these people, the same people that were mad a month ago about fucking Sydney Sweeney doing— yeah. Okay. Here we go. Okay.
These are—
are these not the same fucking people?
The same people.
So they're just mad about whatever, dude.
Don't objectify me.
Dude, we live in an era where people don't get mad about what people say. They get mad at who says something that they can attack. It doesn't matter if they actually get offended by what someone says. someone could actually say something they agree with, and if they don't like it, they'll twist it into something else. Now, he clearly said what he said, but at the same time, that's his observation. And I mean, if we're being fucking real, I mean, everybody in the world knows that the clothing that is worn in the gym has become less clothing.
That's right. Like, that's right.
But I don't think that anybody really has a problem with it. I think At all. And honestly, I don't give a fuck if someone has a problem with it or if they don't. It's, it's their right to wear whatever the fuck they want. But also to Shane's point, if you wear something that is provocative, people are going to look. I mean, dude, this is why women wear shirts with their cleavage. It's like for to look a certain way.
Yeah.
It ain't freedom. Right, dude. Like, come on, man. Like, like, look, dude, like I don't know. I just think that the hypocrisy of it is just, it's, it's ridiculous.
Yeah. Agreed, dude. Agreed. And I think the bigger thing here too, right, is like, it goes back. Comedy will always be that last, uh, iron gate for society. You know what I'm saying? Like, like—
I'm tired of comedy, uh, comedy being a Trojan horse for misogyny. Uh, comedy is a Trojan horse for everything.
Racism. Yeah.
Fucking, you know, it's really a Trojan horse for the truth. That's right. That's, that's what we talk about. That's what comedy is. Comedy is a Trojan horse for the, for the uncomfortable truth that people don't want to hear.
And like, just because you don't find the joke funny doesn't mean it wasn't, you know what I'm saying? Like, like, it's a fucking joke. All right.
I don't know, dude. I, yeah, I see it that way too. And I think anybody with a fucking brain that functions sees it that way.
Yeah. Let me ask you this. Has you, do you feel like, cause I mean, bro, you know, you've been around.
I don't go, I don't, You know, like, dude, I don't know. I've been in gym culture so long. Like, I don't— that shit, like, I guess I could see like where if you don't go to a gym and you walk into a gym, it's like, whoa. Yeah.
Yeah. You could—
it could be like a sexualizing thing, I guess. I don't fucking notice it, dude. Like, I've been around fitness so long and around fit people so long that like, I don't even think anything when I see that.
Yeah. That's what I was gonna ask you. Like, have you seen like it changed? Like, has it changed over the last 20 years. You know what I'm saying?
Well, dude, I mean, let's be real. A lot of women that dress that way, they put a lot of work into becoming comfortable enough to wear those things. And I mean, if you put in a deal for them, yeah. If you put in, you know, thousands and thousands of hours and years and years and years into your physique and you're proud of it, I mean, dude, there's nothing wrong with wanting to like be comfortable with that and wear whatever the fuck you want. You know, it's funny because these same people don't have a problem with fucking 10,000 people riding their bikes naked in front of a bunch of little kids with their dicks hanging out and shit. They don't say nothing about that.
Where's the misogyny in that? Exactly.
So like, let's get off. This is fucking retarded. It's stupid.
Yeah.
It's stupid shit. And like that woman making a big, like, you're making the fuss, bro. You're just jealous. You can't wear the shit.
That's right.
You know what I'm saying?
That's right. That's right. But if you, I mean, listen, like, I don't know, dude. I think the gym thing is crazy.
And on top of it, like, dude, let's be real about what gym culture has become.
Yeah.
Okay. Pre-COVID, people went to fucking bars. They got dressed up, they went out, they fucking wore their clothes. They went out and they went to meet people. The gym has become the new bar. Okay.
Yeah. People more healthy.
Younger people do not drink as much alcohol and they go to the gym and it's not just the gym, but it's also their community and it's their social time and it's their friends. And it's a lot of times where they meet who they're going to date and it's their dating pool. And so like, to me, all that shit makes sense, but I'm also in it. You know what I mean? And I could see where like, if you weren't in it and you walk in and you'd be like, damn dude, like some of these people ain't wearing no clothes, but there's dudes in there ain't wearing no shirts. Right? Like it's, I don't know, dude. I think it's a ridiculous thing for people to get mad about. I think, I think anybody who has a functioning brain is tired of this, everything being a problem with fucking everything. Like, it's so stupid, dude.
Yeah.
Like, you were the same motherfuckers crying last month about Sydney Sweeney. You know, it's, it's like, dude, these people are going to be mad about anything.
Yep.
And you know, by them getting mad about everything, all they're doing is— it's a good thing that they're doing it because all it does is it ruins their credibility. So like, when they get mad about every single thing, then nothing matters that they get mad about.
If you're mad about everything, you're mad about nothing.
So they're ruining their own influence of being able to even cancel anybody. So like, is, has he, has he addressed this or anything?
No, not that I've seen.
I fucking wouldn't.
Not that I've seen. I mean, but you brought up a good point too, bro. It's like, you know, people, it's not even about what you say. It's just who's saying it. It's bro.
And what about all the other women who are in the gym who may look at those women and say, man, I'm aspiring to be that.
Right.
Right.
Like to be that, that, that, that self-aware or, or, you know, I mean, dude, like, I don't know. Like, oh, that's a great point.
Yeah.
That's a great point.
I don't give a fuck what people wear and how they run their life. I don't really care. I don't care. I just don't care. I don't think it's a, I don't think it's a real argument. I don't think it's something to waste our time arguing about. I, I don't know. I mean, I haven't seen any videos of like fitness people really talking about this. I mean, maybe I'm just not seeing it.
Yeah, no, there's a few out there. I mean, it's slowly, it's slowly picking up, but yeah, there's a few out there.
When did this happen?
Uh, so the monologue, that's the other piece.
Oh, it happened Saturday.
The monologue came out Saturday.
Yeah.
But it's now like going crazy on the internet. You know what I'm saying? People are just now, they, I guess they took some time.
Slow week in the news.
They took some time to try to like find out if they were actually upset about it.
You know what I'm saying? No, they didn't. They took some time. If they, figured out if they could rally up enough people to cause Shane Gillis some bullshit.
Yeah, that's right. That's right.
You know what I'm saying? Oh, is that— oh, you mad about that too? Oh, me too. Oh, me too. Yeah, I'm mad too. Let's start a fucking— let's get the pitchforks.
That's right. That's right. Oh, I'm gonna find this one clip because it was actually kind of funny. It was these dudes that like walked around the gym. Oh, here it is. Go ahead.
Well, I'm just saying, like, it's not like there's not truth to some of the shit that he says too, because there's girls that wear literally almost nothing and then like bend the fuck over. Like, that's a whole thing. Like, uh, Joey Swole runs his whole fucking social on this thing. Like, he will call these women out who do this shit, which is what, what they do. I mean, they put on the fucking skimpiest shit possible. They bend over in front of dudes and there'll be a dude over in the background who like, his eyes go like, like that. And then they make a big video of like, oh, this guy's harassing me.
That's right.
That's right. Get the fuck out of here. You're wearing nothing to the gym. Dudes are going to fucking look at you.
That's right.
Like you're, you're, and, and, and I love Joey. I've been friends with Joey for a long time. He's a really good fucking dude. And, uh, you know, I, I give him a lot of credit for standing up for that shit because dude, really what it is. is it's, it's anti-ruining men's lives for fucking existing. Like they say, oh, women, women exist in the gym. They don't want them to exist. Like, no, that's not it. They don't want to get entrapped when they go to the gym because there's a naked woman basically with her butthole hanging out and you happen to look over at it once and get on camera and all of a sudden you're a predator.
That's right.
Like, that's fucking what's happening. And if you don't believe me, go watch the 50,000 videos that Joey Swole has done on this and then tell me that that's not what's happening. That is what the fuck is happening.
Exactly.
Okay. So there's, there's truth. I can see both sides of it. While I don't give a fuck what people wear and how comfortable they are, you also shouldn't be trying to fuck with people's lives because you need some attention, you know? So yeah, that's a whole nother topic.
Yeah.
But you know, Let's see the video here.
Come on, come on, come on.
Also, I haven't been to the gym in so long, I didn't know women just dress like whores now. Look, I'm sorry, there's no other way to describe— I said, have you seen it? I've seen the shorts.
You seen the shorts?
Those neon— they're like the only— they're like artificial vape colored. Ah, whatever, man. You know, I don't see it as a big deal.
No.
I mean, yeah.
I think people are definitely trying to make it more than it is.
Well, again, if we didn't have 50,000 fucking videos of people trying to frame dudes for being creepers who were just working out in the gym and having a glance at you, then maybe they would have a case, but we have the evidence. Right. Like, so I, you know, it is what it is, man.
I mean, right now it's trending. Like, like there's some, there's some girls out there that make a video. So I put my little whore outfit on today to do my little workout.
Yeah. But they're laughing about it. It's, it's a fucking joke. Right.
Oh shit.
They're having fun with the joke.
So I lifted a ton of slutty weights and did my cardio.
Well, that's the proper response to shit like that.
Yeah.
They— you— if someone shoots an arrow at you in jest, shoot one back at them in jest. That's called fucking comedy. That's what it is supposed to be. So yeah, whatever. I'm sure, I'm sure Shane Gillis's career is going to be ruined over this comment.
Not only that, bro, you know, I think the other thing people got to remember, go back and look at like the kings of comedy and look at the shit that they were fucking making jokes about. You know what I'm saying? Go back to the '80s, the '90s, the Richard Pryors. You know what I'm saying?
Like, bro, They wouldn't make it. Huh?
No, they wouldn't make it. They wouldn't fucking make it.
No, dude. Those people, listen, I saw a study, dude. Actually, Hermosi sent me this study this morning. We were texting back and forth and it was a, uh, let me find it here. 88% of students admit they fake woke views. 88% of college students admit they fake woke views. Between October 2023 and March 2025, 1,452 undergraduates at Northwestern and the University of Michigan filled out an anonymous paper survey. 88% agree with the statement, I sometimes present my views as more aligned with dominant perspectives than they actually are to fit in. So 88% of college students, according to an actual study, don't even believe the woke shit that they fucking champion. They're doing it because they think they're doing it because of peer pressure, social pressure. Okay. That should tell you what this is. That woman, when she watched Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy in the fucking '80s, because she was 60 in the '80s. Okay. She laughed.
That's right.
She laughed.
That's right.
But because now there's some sort of power and some, some angle to be gained, now it's a fucking problem. And that's what we're dealing with. And this fucking study shows it.
Yeah. It's 12% of people making, making the rest get in line.
Huh?
Yeah.
Right.
A smaller percentage of people are making the rest feel like they have to get in line or they're going to be ostracized. Almost 90%. That means 90% of woke motherfuckers ain't even fucking woke, which we've talked about on the show. But now there's a study that shows it.
That's crazy, dude.
People will do whatever because they're weak-minded. They cannot stand standing alone with their own thoughts, their own ideas, their own opinions. And if we're being real, that is why America is in the shape that it's in, because we lack courage. to stand on our own beliefs. And until that is restored, we will continue to have 10% of the population who are loud, obnoxious dickbags like this lady. I mean, fucking who walks around even wearing shit like that? You don't walk around with that look, your silver gray hair and all the makeup and all this fucking colors of like— you don't walk around like that unless you want attention.
I think that's what really pissed her off.
Motherfucker, listen, dude, I'm being serious. She's not getting the attention. If she was 35 years old or fucking 30 years old and built like a brick shithouse, she'd be wearing the same shit these girls would be wearing. You know what I'm saying?
100%, dude. Bro, it's so, you know, like what's that? Uh, it's like—
And she'd be welcoming the attention.
That's right.
That's my point.
That's right. It's like, uh, you know, it's like, uh, Maslow's hierarchy of needs is that sense of belonging that everybody fucking—
because dude, it's uncomfortable to be by yourself.
I don't know. It's for a little bit. Yeah. For a little bit is right. You acclimate to it.
Yeah.
Like you go to you, you, the first couple of times that you get a little nervous, man, you might get a little sweaty when people were like, you know, there's 10 people and they all are saying the same shit. And you're like, nah.
Most people quit during that time.
Yeah. But like, yeah, they do, but you don't. And I don't. But the first couple of times that you do that, yeah, you're gonna get a little nervous because you're gonna be like, fuck, I'm the only one, I guess. But see, the problem is you ain't the only one. That's the problem.
They're waiting on you.
There's 88% of the motherfuckers that are faking because they think that's the collective belief.
That's right, bro.
Okay. So when you become the person that stands up and says no, now all of a sudden, guess what you become? You become a fucking leader. Okay. Leading is very simple. It is about not letting people change your perspective. And I'm not talking about leading a company. I'm talking about just being a leader.
Yeah.
Okay. Not letting people or the environment or the ebbs and flows of what's acceptable or not affect your moral standing, right? Of where you think right and wrong exists and where that line is.
Right.
And most people are malleable when it comes to that. Most people are easily influenced on what they believe right and wrong is depending on what the circumstances present.
So, or what everybody else—
So how strong is your character? Like, it's so, so my point is These people project themselves from the strongest character, the moral high ground, except the things that make up their morals and character are malleable to the situation. So they're not even on any sort of high ground. They actually don't even have a moral foundation at all. You see what I'm saying?
It's proven by a lot of studies. You might've heard of this. There was a study done in early 2000s where one person was called in a waiting room for an office. and all of the other people were actually actors. And there was a sound that was made.
Where they stood up?
And everybody stood up. And so the first 2 times the person didn't stand up, but the 3rd time they started standing up without questioning anything.
Yeah, bro.
And this was done with, and you might've heard of this already. There was a couple of people that this was done with and everybody did the same thing because they just wanted to conform with everybody without questioning it.
They've done that a few different, it's like the elevator study. You know what I'm saying? They send a person on the elevator, they're all actors, everybody's facing the wrong way.
Yeah, and people will do that.
They just start doing that.
That's so weird, dude. That's weird. I don't know, man. Like, I, I don't know. I must've knocked out that piece of equipment. Like when I was fucking born, bro.
Fucking weirdo. Yeah.
I don't know. Even, even as a little kid, dude, like I remember getting in trouble because like, I just would not go along with shit that I didn't like.
That's why you didn't like school.
Yeah. Well, dude, that is why I didn't like school because I could like—
Well, doesn't that make sense now though? That study, 88% of the fucking kids, bro. That's all school is. Yeah. It's indoctrination. It's fucking conformity.
Oh, well, there's no doubt about that. I mean, dude, being someone who's, you know, in his mid to late 40s at this point, which pains me to say, um, I've lived enough life to, to, to have a strong perspective on what I believe school is actually about. Uh, becoming some— being someone who was never a good student, who was told he was never going to do anything, who was told that he better get his shit together. And now, you know, those, some of those same people celebrate like, oh man, I'm so proud of that guy. It's like, dude, uh, do you not remember I was like the thorn in your ass when I was 15 years old?
Right.
You know, like, and I've learned just from watching and observing that, you know, school is not about intelligence. It's about teaching people how to follow fucking directions.
Obedience.
It's obedience training. That's what it is. It's no different than taking your puppy to puppy class.
Read, cram, and then vomit in the exams.
Not learning. That's not learning. That's reciting. That's following directions.
How many, how many more, how many people are out there that are just like that though? You think?
I think most people.
Yeah.
88%.
Yeah.
Big chunk.
Yeah.
Big chunk.
I think it's most people. Most people just do what they're told. That's what it comes down to.
It's because standing out takes critical thinking. It takes energy. And most people are not wired for that. They want the easy way out.
If it wasn't the case, that it was most people, then you wouldn't have mass killings and you wouldn't have genocides and you wouldn't have these, um, these tremendous, like, ridiculous stories throughout history where millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of people were killed.
Mm-hmm.
Because collectively, you know, uh, if people, if people, if people thought independently, and had courage, those things wouldn't have happened.
Yeah.
So it showed.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Because there will be too many subsets of people thinking different things.
Yeah.
And, and the word be a collective.
Yes. And where it gets scary is when violence gets introduced, because now you have 88% of people who went along with it who don't agree, who are quiet because they're afraid.
Yep.
And we saw this with COVID with the masks, like, you know, I mean, I would say that percentage was pretty damn close. I'd say 80% of people that went along with COVID masks didn't want to, didn't want to do it, but they were scared not to.
Man, I'm so proud of you guys.
Right, exactly. You guys are here. Yeah, right.
Fuck, dude.
So yeah, I think this is— I mean, it's, it's hypocrisy. It's stupid. And it's trying to attack a dude who's a comedian for being a fucking comedian. Yeah. It's like, it's great. I mean, the dude's told better jokes. It wasn't that funny. Yeah. But it's like, it wasn't really that funny at all, but like, it wasn't, it also wasn't like the end of the fucking world. And I think it's cool that like the girls are, the fitness girls are taking it in stride and being like, oh, I'm going to lift my whore weights. Like that shit's funny. That shit's funny.
Right.
So yeah, it is what it is, man.
Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation with us down in the comments. Also take a second to subscribe. And hit that notification.
I mean, dude, would you really get mad about it? Like, if you weren't a whore, would you get mad? I'm being— no, I'm being fucking serious. The only ones that are probably really mad are probably the ones that are fucking that way. Okay. Because like, if someone comes in and says something that's totally absurd to you, you don't think you're like, well, whatever, dude.
Isn't that tough?
Whatever. Like, you know, like, bro, when I was like really overweight and people would call me fat, I would get upset. You know why? Because I was fucking fat.
Yeah. Right.
When people, when I was broke and people would be like, oh, he's fucking broke, struggling. He's a loser. That would bother me.
Yeah.
Because guess what? There was some truth to it.
Yeah.
But now if someone calls and says, oh, you're just a broke dumbass motherfucker. What? You know, like, so like, you only really get mad about things that are, that have some sliver of a truth.
Yeah. That you believe is true.
Yeah. And the fact that the girls are making jokes about it, they know that it's not true.
Right.
You know, so they're making jokes about it and then there's, Some women who probably are fucking what he says that are really mad about it.
That's right. That's right.
I, you know, dude, look, man, the truth of the matter is, is that when things are not, when they're blatantly not true, it doesn't bother you. And you think about that with Chris, anybody listening to this right now, and you may be thinking, well, I don't agree. Okay. Well, If someone came up to you and just said some random shit, like, you know, you're a normal person, they say, you know, I don't know, you're a piece of shit. Yeah. You're— yeah, whatever, man. And it wasn't true at all. You're not going to even raise an eyebrow. You're gonna be like, what the fuck is wrong with that guy?
That happened with Madad a few days ago. He was walking. Somebody just said, fuck you. And he was like, what? And he just walked away.
Well, it's like when that guy called you a faggot yesterday.
He did.
DJ got called a faggot yesterday. And you know what? He got real mad. Fuck you. That makes my point. I mean, fuck, dude, it's a fucking joke. Calm down.
Relax, man.
That's the best thing you can say to her.
Yeah. Calm down.
Listen, ladies.
All right, relax. All right, take a deep breath. Oh God, you're freaking out here.
Yeah, you're making a big deal out of nothing.
Yeah, let's just go make some sandwiches. We'll be fine. All right.
You're crazy. You're the only one that's thinking this. What's wrong with you?
You're acting like my ex. Well, please say that on the mic.
Oh, he did.
He did. Oh bro, bro, please comment on YouTube.
We're getting— we're for sure getting yelled at.
Listen, you're acting just like your moms.
Oh God, that's some funny shit, dude.
Oh my God.
Oh, oh God.
All right, well, last episode's going out on a bang, dog.
You know what I'm saying?
This has been great.
Yeah, we didn't tell you guys. We got big news. We're canceling the show.
Yeah, that's right. We're gonna cancel ourselves first. All right, we're going down in fucking glory.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Everybody needs for real to chill the fuck out. Holy shit, man.
Yeah, man. Guys, jump down.
If it really bothers you, don't be a whore. That's all I'm saying.
Yeah.
Share the show though. Yeah.
Oh, let's keep cruising, man. We got headline number 2.
You're acting just like your mom. That's fucking good, bro. That's the shit you say and they run out the house. Oh yeah, get the fuck out of there. Fuck, dude.
Oh man, you—
dude, listen, some of these dudes out here got like crazy chicks. Don't say this shit.
That's not advice.
Why do you young bucks, man, don't do that?
Fucking Andy, man, I fucking did this. I said this. I woke up, I'm homeless.
Worst.
A few months ago we discussed this topic on the Thumbs Up. I think that a girl actually cut someone's penis because of some argument or something.
Oh yeah.
So this could happen.
Yeah, she was Latina.
Yes, yes. Don't try this at home.
Yeah, I saw that news story. It was in like Colombia or something. Yeah, yeah.
You don't fuck with Colombians, dude. Uh-uh. Men or women.
Yeah.
Just leave them alone.
That's right. That's right. Oh shit, man.
Yeah.
Let's keep cruising. You ever argued with a Colombian dude? No, you can't.
I can't say I have.
You can't. It gets— dude, I get hot.
Yeah.
It gets nuclear.
Really?
Yeah. Don't do it. It doesn't— I'm not talking about someone you're dating. I'm just talking about— oh, just any Colombian. Don't argue with them.
I dated a, uh, I dated an Asian girl once. She took her flip-flop off like she was about to fucking— Oh yeah.
I thought that was a Black mom thing.
Yeah, apparently. No.
Oh no.
As Indian, they do.
Absolutely.
That's a, that's just a mom thing.
That's just a mom thing.
Yeah. Flip-flop. That was like a more like a grandma thing.
Oh yeah.
Well, it scared me, bro.
Cause my grandma used to beat our cousins with beat, beat us. Like all of the cousins with broom. Oh, that was her weapon of choice.
Spatula.
She swing that motherfucker around like He-Man, bro. Like it made noise when it went by.
You're like, That's definitely coming to be a clip.
Oh yeah.
My grandma, you know those little paddle ball things?
Yeah.
My grandma got mad at me. She ripped the ball off and beat my ass with the paddle before.
That's not bad.
No, I didn't hurry though.
You didn't laugh though, did you?
I didn't. I almost did. Yeah.
Yeah.
Almost did.
You don't, you don't ever, dude, you get to that age where you're like, it doesn't hurt, but you know, if you laugh, it's gonna keep going.
She's getting winded and shit. I'm like, all right, come on. You know, he gave you your ass whooping.
Good job.
Yeah.
The worst is the silent cry. You just like, you say, but you never, nothing comes out.
Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Headline 2.
That's the show. That's right.
That's right. Uh, we got a, got a little updates, man. So, you know, we covered this, Andy, and I had so much hope. I had so much hope that this was gonna go through. Um, the firing squad. By execution.
Yeah.
Right. For the guy that's in, uh, you know, shot up Fort Hood. Right. Trump cancels livestream for Fort Hood shooters firing squad execution and brutal blow to Pete Hegseth.
What are you doing?
Bro, we wanted it. Like even, even the fucking like liberals wanted this, by the way.
Did they?
Like everybody want, bro, who doesn't want to see some shit happen?
Why doesn't, why did he cancel it?
Well, let's talk about it. Uh, President Donald Trump reversed Secretary of War P. Hegseth's decision to livestream the state execution of the Fort Hood terrorist after pushback against the shocking decision. Uh, quote, Nadal Malik Hasan, a former U.S. Army major turned traitor, is a very bad and evil man who killed 13 people, including a pregnant soldier who died along with her unborn son, and injured very seriously 32 more innocent people, Trump said Uh, of the 2009 tragedy. This was his full, uh, truth post that was pushed out. Um, where there towards the bottom he says he, uh, he will die as scheduled by firing squad, but this event will not be streamed. That said, the execution may be viewed in person by the immediate families of the victims if they so choose. They deserve to witness justice. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President Donald J. Trump.
I, I think it's a big L, bro. I think it's a massive loss.
Why?
Because, dude, we haven't had a situation in this country for a very long time where the consequences of justice are witnessed at a level to where they discourage other people from doing things Like he did. And in the course of human history, when we go long enough without consequences, we end up with chaos, which is what the fuck we have had. And for the chaos to stop, repercussions have to be understood. And I'm not saying that they should be livestreamed forever. I'm not saying they shouldn't either. I actually think it's a pretty good fucking idea. I've been talking about this. We talked about it for years. The Big Show.
That's right.
Okay. You take people who do violent crime, you livestream the fucking execution, you make people pay $5 to watch it, and then you donate the money to their fucking families. It accomplishes a whole bunch of shit. The main thing it accomplishes is a major deterrent for these kind of things to happen. School shooters, fucking mass murderers, rapists. I'm talking about violent fucking crime. I'm not talking about drug crime. I'm not talking about dudes selling I don't, you know, £50 of cocaine. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about violent, savage criminal fucks who deserve exactly eye for an eye for what the fuck they do to people. And they deserve it in swift fashion, not 30 years fucking later.
That's right.
Okay. So if you really wanted to restore order to this country, you have to have a level of fear and consequence for the people who do not respect the laws of civil society. This is common sense. It's been going on for thousands of years. Why do you think they had public executions back in the day? It wasn't because they didn't have fucking Snapchat. It was because if you do this, this is the outcome. And they used to invite the whole town, including children, to come watch. And you know what the parents said to the children? If you do that shit, you'll end up up there. And you know what they didn't do? They didn't do that shit.
That's right. That's right.
Okay. that fear in society. These criminals are not afraid of the prison system. They're not afraid of going to prison for 20 years and getting 3 squares a day and fucking being able to lift weights and basically do the same shit that they do out here in there. Sometimes they even get better treatment in prison than they do in real life.
Right.
Okay. That's a whole nother fucking discussion. Violent criminals should get fucking bread and water, bro. And they should be Like, I'm talking about truly violent criminals. I'm not talking about the guy who got mixed up in a fucking thing and something happened. I'm not talking about the guy who got in a fistfight and the dude fell, hit his head, and the guy died. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about savage fucking criminals, dude. People who are repeat violent offenders— rape, murder, those kind of things.
Fucking with kids.
Fucking with kids, bro. Every single—
Thinking about fucking with kids.
Every single child molester on the fucking planet should have that as the fucking outcome. And guess what would happen? Yeah, they wouldn't molest children.
Right. That's right.
So yeah, I think it's a huge L, a huge L. And like, this guy continues to do this. He continues to be presented with great opportunities to, to reset standards, and he fucking looks the other way. It's like, dude, it's right there. It's right there. Just fucking do it.
Yeah. Yeah. See, he says, he even says it like in the middle here. He says, with all of that being said, I think streaming the execution for all to see might have been a strong deterrent for the world to witness how American, uh, how America deals with terrorists and scum like Hasan. But many very good and well-meaning people would rather not watch him die through streaming.
Well, they don't have to watch.
Just turn it off.
They don't have to watch.
Turn it off. You gotta watch. I want to watch.
I do want to watch.
Right? Because I think that's the other piece of it too, not just as a deterrent, bro. Like, that is a form of justice for the people, you know what I'm saying? That was an attack on America, you know what I'm saying? Like, what— like, that, that was the sense of justice back then, right? And like, to your point on the public executions and shit, that wasn't that long ago, bro. It was not that long ago we were doing shit like that. And so I think it's obvious.
And what's happened since that long ago?
That's what I'm saying. Like, it's very obvious to see in just this short amount of time How, how, how far removed we can go as society.
Yeah. It's, that's weak shit.
It's a loss. Bring it back. Bring it back again. Fuck. Put, put it behind a paywall. I don't give a fuck.
Yeah. I'll pay.
I'll pay. Well, I mean, if Andy's gonna pay, you know?
Yeah, that's right. Hey boys, I'm buying.
We'll do a fucking watch party.
That would be great.
It'd be great. You know what I'm saying? Put it behind paywall and then, and then let that go. Like, bro, we've talked, we laid out the plan for you, Tron.
Just do it.
Yeah, just do it.
But one day he's going to look back and he's going to remember all the shit that we said. And he's gonna be like, man, I should have just done what they said.
Yeah. I should have listened to that Andy.
I should have fucking listened to that podcaster.
On that point, I know you wouldn't say this, but I will imply this. All of the team members, me personally, have gotten so many messages, people saying that you called this years and years ago. You've been talking about this. And then they're finally doing it. And then it was canceled. But there were hundreds of people, they were saying online on Instagram, and we were getting private messages as well that you guys called it, that this should happen.
It should happen. It needs to happen on a regular basis.
Once a month, at least once a month, bro.
I'm not— I'm talking about extremely— I'm talking about savages. Okay.
So, you know, one other thing I would like to point out, and I would ask you guys, like, he was arrested on November 5th, 2009.
Yeah.
Like, why did this take so long?
Yeah. And we paid for this guy to eat and live and breathe and all this shit this whole time. I agree.
17 years.
Yeah. And what about all these motherfuckers out there in supermax who have done all kinds of crazy shit that we got to pay all kinds of federal dollars to fucking keep alive?
3 square meals a day.
And you know what? There is something to be said for like the worst, worst, worst, worst criminals that they are isolated for the rest of their lives. Cause like, that's worse than being killed. Yeah. So, but like, that's not happening for most of them.
No, it's not happening for most of them.
No, most of the violent criminals are going to cupcake land and they'll be like, oh, you've never been there. I don't have to be there. I fucking know 50 fucking dudes that have been there. Okay. I know fucking hundreds of dudes who have been there. Like, if they're not afraid to go back, they're clearly not afraid to go back.
Can't be that bad.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
They like, bro, and you look at other countries, look at the percentage of repeat violent offenders once they go in prison, out of prison.
Exactly.
If it was, if it was, if prison served its purpose, you'd have a 0% repeat, but you don't have it. Rehabilitation don't work for certain people.
No, for most. There's actually plenty of studies that show that.
Well, I don't know that. I don't know the data, but I know this. When you're a savage fucking killer, no respect for law, society, civility, human life, you have no place in this world and you deserve that.
Mm-hmm. Slightly off topic, but guess the maximum days that a prisoner was kept in solitary confinement in US. Just—
It's, it's years.
It's years.
Yeah.
Just guess.
Oh, like 10 years?
No, it's like 30 years.
It's 43 years and 10 months.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Albert Woodfox.
What'd he do?
Um, I, uh, he was one of the Angola 3 group of Black Panther activists.
Yep, makes sense.
Who was placed in isolation in 19—
Well, hold on. The reason they keep those guys in isolation is so they can't run gangs outside the fucking program. That's why.
43 years.
That's crazy.
Right.
That's crazy. Um, and another turn of a loss. Um, this, this sucks, but there was, uh, did you see that, that car crash at the White House?
No.
It happened in the press briefing room. Uh, humiliation for new press secretary.
Oh man.
Fucking dumpster fire, bro. Um, yeah, humiliation for new press secretary Katie Zacharias. Brutal texts reveal she was set up to fail. Read messages being sent around the White House after her dumpster fire debut. Uh, Katie Zachariah hadn't even left the White House podium after her first on-camera press briefing when her colleagues started knifing her. Quote, I feel badly for her, her kids and family watching.
What's so sad?
A senior Trump communications official called it, quote, terrible on so many levels. While another called it embarrassing. And GOP communications experts sent only a single dumpster fire emoji.
They got a dumpster fire emoji?
Do they? Or you might put it like dumpster and fire.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Uh, that would be good though. Um, but yeah, there were the— these were among the flurry of barbs about Zachariah, who's 41, coming from the highest levels of Donald Trump's administration, as insiders within the president's orbit texted the Daily Mail that Tuesday's briefing was a car crash. Here's a little synopsis, uh, just a little, you know, a little, uh, comp— what's it called?
Uh, compilation.
Compilations. I like those compilation clips. Check this out. So my president—
or excuse me, my husband— I want to thank President Trump for his trust that he has placed in me. I have wanted to work for him for a very long time. I'm looking forward to working with each of you as well, especially as we are in the middle of the midterm blitz with energy and excitement never seen before in the history of midterms, thanks to President Trump. Everyday Americans are showing up in droves to attend these rallies because of President Trump's America First agenda. First agenda of lower taxes, higher wages, and one of my favorites: secure borders. He is an energetic president. Attendance is at record highs as enthusiastic, hardworking Americans are lining up and packing arenas to support President Trump and Republicans. This is her first time. It's not. Yeah, that's her first brief.
First brief.
Yeah, it's hard to watch.
Yeah, it reminds me of like my first, my first episode here. It could be compared to a dumpster fire.
No, look, as someone who spent a ton of time speaking in their life, a ton, I empathize with her because I know what that feels like. You can see her doing those short breaths.
Yeah.
Where she's like nervous.
Yeah.
Here's my advice, lady. Um, just go up there and speak from the heart. Okay. Like you have this perfect thing. Every time I've ever tried to deliver some sort of pre-written message, it came out like trash. Okay.
Yeah.
Go up there, look straight at the people and say what the fuck you think. Hey, I'm very grateful that Trump gave me this opportunity. I've wanted to work for him for a very long time. Lots of good things are happening. This, that, this, this, this. What are your questions? Just handle it. Yeah.
Like, should she acknowledge the car crash?
Yeah, dude. If I've, I've been— dude, you guys have been there when I've done it before. Like I've been on stage before in front of fucking thousands and thousands and thousands of people and gotten off track. And I'm like, ah, I fucking forgot where I was talking about.
That's right.
And everybody laughs.
Yeah.
Most of that is because everybody in the crowd is one person. Just one person.
Yeah.
If you think about that, then you would never get nervous.
Yeah. But I mean, still, you're going to get off track, dude.
I don't care how good—
dude, I don't care how good of a— first of all, when it comes to speaking, polished speaking sucks compared to authentic speaking. Okay. You could be the most polished speaker on the fucking planet and a dude could go up there and talk real talk and smoke you. Ask me how I fucking know. Okay. Because I've spoken for years and years and years and years and years with some of the greatest quote unquote speakers. And some of these guys are great.
Yeah.
Okay. But they're all polished and they all this and they all that. And dude, I'll go up there and just speak from what the fuck I'm feeling right then. And I'll fucking smoke them. Okay. Authenticity always wins when you're in that situation.
Yeah.
It's just like that movie Wedding Crashers. You remember that movie Wedding Crashers? And they're having that talk about her giving the bridesmaid speech and she's like, I got this whole speech prepared. And he's like, you're gonna fuck it up. And she's like, no, I'm not. And he's like, all right, well, good luck. Just speak from the heart, you know? And she gets up there and she starts stuttering and he goes and points at his heart and then she fucking does a good job.
Just kills it.
And that's, dude, that is the truth of speaking. That's how it works. Yeah. And if, and it comes down to what your intent is.
Yeah.
Okay. Cause the audience can feel your intent. If you're, you could totally fuck a speech up, but if your intent is to deliver a message or a value or a point to them, they won't remember the fuck-ups. They'll remember what the fuck you were trying to deliver to them. And the, the problem that she made here, which is an amateur mistake and can be corrected very easily, was that she overthought it and that's it. And why wouldn't you overthink it? You're— this is a very big deal for your life.
You're addressing hundreds of millions of people.
So while I could agree that that wasn't very good, um, I can also see how that could happen. And if she's going to continue this role, I then, you know, you need to walk out and just do it.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's real, bro. I'd imagine that all her notes like she had in there, like take a breath. Yes. Smiley face emoji.
People overthink it.
Yeah.
Yeah. You know, cause I get, they're all, dude, you know, people are more afraid to speak in public than they are fucking dying.
Really?
That's an actual study.
Public speaking is one of the top fears of humans.
Really?
Yeah. So like, it's a big deal for people that are new to it. It's a huge deal. And like, you know, you're imagining the worst case scenario. And the problem is, is that when you imagine the worst case scenario, usually it happens.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Murphy's Law.
Put your energy into it.
Yeah.
So I guarantee you, dude, she was thinking right before she went out there, man, I better not fuck this up. And she, and she fucked it up.
Fucked it up. Yeah.
So like, dude, you know, Go back to your earlier point, like you're nervous for a little bit, then you get enough reps in, you get good at it.
Yeah, that's right. So just get out there and do the thing, man.
Yeah, this was the second half of that briefing. Check it out.
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some— Who the fuck is that? People out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education Education, like such as in South Africa and Iraq, everywhere, like such as. And I believe that they— such as our education over here in the US should help the US, or should help South Africa, and should help Iraq and the Asian countries. That's one of them people they went up to on the street. Yeah, you're an entrepreneur. Yeah, fuck yeah, man, what an entrepreneur.
Oh man. Uh, you know, but on that, you know, it did kind of strike me.
I think it's fucked up that everybody fucking piled on her too. Like, how about, how about, uh, how, how about, you know, when, when the press asks you for a comment on something and it's somebody on your own team, why don't you say something like, hey, it's her first time, give her a fucking break. How about you be a fucking grown-ass adult and not a little pussy bitch? Yeah.
Go show me what you can do.
That's right.
Yeah. Where's that?
Have their fucking back a little bit, dude. Like, and I don't give a fuck if it was Democrats or Republicans, like just someone on your fucking team. Like they're going to—
People behave, try to behave too polished, bro. Like too etiquette, too much etiquette.
Well, and then, I mean, like, I don't know. I just, I just don't, I don't understand that. I don't think that way. Like if it was one of my team members and I assigned them to go do something and they fucked it up. and someone reached out to me for comment or one of you guys for comment, I would say that you guys would fucking probably say, hey dude, it's his first fucking day, give him a fucking break. Exactly. And that's what normal people do. Not savage fucking, you know, power-hungry, immoral fucks like these. Like, I don't know, dude.
Isn't that just— it's just a fucking day. It's like today though, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, I feel like that's—
That's also why everybody's a loser, bro.
But it's like the whole fucking internet, man.
It's like everybody loses because they want everybody else to lose.
It's easy to make fun of somebody rather than supporting somebody.
Bro, there is a, there is a metaphysical fucking reality to winning and losing. And I don't give a fuck what anybody believes or not believes. You can sit here and say, oh, it's not true. I've seen it. I've seen it. Okay. Like the meme, I seen it.
All right.
When you root for motherfuckers to win, you win more. When you treat people right, you win more.
Genuinely though.
When you want them to genuinely win, you win more. The reason is, is because you're putting out into the fucking world to the universe that was created by God that says, man, I like winning. And when you fucking shit on people when they're winning, even in your heart, even in your thoughts, you don't have to say it with your voice. You are telling the fucking universe, I don't like winning. And you will not get winning. And that's— there's a real thing here. And so a lot of people can't get out of their own way because they're constantly rooting for everybody else to do fucking bad. And that's just— that's loser mentality, bro. It's weird you would see that from people at the White House.
Yeah.
Anyway, now that—
bro, that's real shit.
Yeah.
And that's why most of the people who are successful always encourage others while people at medium or low levels are always critical of you.
Yeah. 100%.
Always.
Yeah.
So, yeah, the, uh, the other piece on this though, she is getting some other heat from, for different reasons. So this is maybe a little bit more seriousness.
Um, from Shane Gillis?
No, no, no.
That's right.
That's right. That's right. Yeah. She's getting some other heat though. Uh, you know, not just the car crash. Um, she, uh, she, she, she may have been lying on her resume a a little bit. Oh, right. She didn't put public speaking on there, so that's not a problem.
Yeah.
Um, but what they are coming to question is, is that these allegations that she's been making out of her own mouth saying that she isn't a lawyer.
She is a lawyer.
She's saying she's a lawyer.
Okay.
Um, but you know, the internet being the internet, the world being the world, White House Press Secretary Katie Zachariah did not pass bar exam as she battles questions over her resume. So she did go to law school. Um, and, uh, but it's saying here she graduated from Pepperdine University Law School in 2011, but she sat for the California bar exam shortly afterward but failed. A person with direct knowledge of the matter told the Wall Street Journal. Um, while then she was, uh, she then began to prepare to, to move to China with her future husband at the time. Um, but she never passed an American bar examination. Now she's been on TV appearances. She's like, there's a whole like 5-minute compilation video I've seen of her. You know, with hundreds of clips saying, you know, calling herself a lawyer and she, you know, as a lawyer, my experience, you know, you know, uh, practicing law, things like that, things of that nature. And it, what, what kind of sparked it is because—
So she was talking about how she practiced law. Does she practice law?
She's never passed the bar.
Well, people practice law inside of an attorney's office that aren't certified from the bar all the time.
But wouldn't the difference be like if you're saying you're a lawyer?
I don't know the difference. Yeah.
Cause like attorney, like she can call herself, well, like, yeah, I think that's the difference.
I know that certainly is deceptive, right? At the fucking base level. And it's going to be a problem for her.
Yeah.
Did this come out after this fucking shit or was this a controversy before?
About the same time.
Because I wonder if it got released so that they had a reason to get her the fuck out of there.
Yeah, that's right. That's right. Well, I mean, dude, that goes to a whole nother point, man. It's like, you know, especially in the, in politics, They have what they called opposition research. Okay. Opposition research is where you fucking dig into every fuck— like these people all know all your dirty fucking secrets. Yeah. They'll bring you in.
Yeah.
And the moment they need to get you out, they know exactly what to use to get you out. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So like, that's a real fucking thing. It's a real thing. And so I don't know. I mean, it's possible.
No, they have these things figured out ahead of time.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Yeah. Like ahead. So yeah, they'll bring you in, but they know how to get rid of you.
It's like their defense mechanism.
Exactly. Right. Exactly. They got fucking dirt on everybody.
Yeah. They want dirt on you so that they have a reason to get rid of you. Otherwise you can't even get in the club.
Exactly. Exactly.
You can't get in the club if you don't have dirt on you.
That's right.
That's the problem.
That's right.
In response, White House officials defended her appointment, stating that she was not hired for— to handle legal matters.
Right. And not only that, I mean, it's not like a prerequisite to be the fucking press secretary either. I think the issue here is more of a character thing.
Right. For sure.
No, I get it. Yeah.
You're lying.
That, that people are kind of bringing up. And so, you know, this, this really came to light Um, when one reporter actually asked Donald Trump about it while she was standing right behind Trump. Here's the clip. Check this out.
I thought she was very good. I thought she was very good. What state did she pass the bar exam in?
What state did she pass the bar exam in?
She passed the bar exam. Which state?
Which state?
Can you tell us?
She says something China.
Say I moved to China. Mr. President, bro, bro, that, that position right there, that's how you get your head cut off. Because he clearly didn't know.
Yeah, right, right. Well, yeah, right.
Okay. And if you're the leader and you got someone on your team that has some shit going on and you don't know about it, and then you get called on it before they do, that'll piss you the fuck off.
Unless he's intentionally acting like he doesn't know.
He didn't know.
You don't think so?
No, he didn't know. He fucking— she's going to be in trouble for that.
Last little swing that's been coming out. I saw this article come out the other day. Um, and this is interesting. I want to get your take on this, bro. The headline reads, Republicans have a Groiper problem. A cohort of disturbed young men is playing an even bigger role in GOP politics. Some in the party want to pretend it isn't happening. So this comes out, all right, um, and they're saying the, the specter of Groiperism is haunting Republicans. This is the term used to describe fans of Nick Fuentes, the racist antisemitic streamer with a small but devoted online following.
Well, that's not true. He has a massive fucking following.
That's right. And sometimes used as a catch-all for the menagerie of disturbed young, mostly male right-wingers who seeming— who seem increasingly involved in Republican politics. They're becoming a midterm issue. Senator Jon Ossoff of Georgia recently accused his opponent, Representative Mike Collins of Georgia, of having hired half the Third Reich in reference to bizarre revelations involving Mr. Collins' staff. One had been in a group chat with Mr. Fuentes. Another had shared images of himself wearing what appeared to be Ku Klux Klan robes on social media. Uh, the Groper problem is real, Senator Ted Cruz out of Texas told me. I've seen more antisemitism on the right in the last 2 years than at any point in my lifetime. It shows up in his X replies anytime he's supportive of Israel. It even shows up in his congressional office. Mr. Cruz described some recent trouble filling a vacancy because half the applicants said they couldn't stomach his support for Israel. It's not difficult to find my views on this topic. They are not a secret. I am not shy about it, he said. If 50% of the people applying and saying, I want to work for you, are expressing these sentiments, what do you think the 22-year-old staffer who's working for a run-of-the-mill Congress— uh, congressional member is expressing or not expressing?
Now, I didn't really know what the Groper was, um, so I looked it up.
Groper.
Groper. Um, it's an informal group of, or network of white nationalists, far-right and alt-right supporters of the online streamer political actor. Okay, yeah, I had no idea. Um, Is it a bad thing?
Well, first, I think there's a lot wrong with this.
Yeah.
Okay. Number one, go back. All right. Um, back again one more time. Okay. They, Republicans have a Groper problem. Okay. Let's take the labels away. Let's take the labels away. So what they're really saying is we have a group of American men who are tired of us supporting Israel, who are tired of us kissing everybody's ass in the whole fucking world except taking care of our own people. When they say America first, they mean America first. They understand the great replacement theory. They understand what the fuck is going on with migration. Um, and they, these are a group of people that want America first to mean America first. So isn't that what the fuck we're supposed to have? And, and when they say it's a problem, it's a problem for who?
Right.
Oh, it's a problem for you old dirtbag Elderly fucks who have been fleecing young people your whole lives, taxing them, lying to them, cheating them, using their money to send over to your buddies in Israel or anywhere else, funneling it back into your own pocket, starting wars, sending our young men and women to fight them for you while you get paid from the military-industrial complex. And they're fucking tired of it. That's the fucking problem.
That's what the headline really says.
That is what the fuck—
They're not fucking buying it.
So if they were smart, they would stop minimizing that movement because while yes, there are some quote unquote, you could call racist people that there's racist people in every single fucking area of the political spectrum. Okay. I don't know. I, dude, I don't think it's a fucking— I don't— I personally, I don't think that, that the true America First movement that wants America first, that's not going away. That's going to continue to get bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger. And when they— if they say that that's a problem because they don't want to represent that citizen. And yes, it's a fucking problem. It's a big problem. It's a big problem for people like Ted Cruz who have been in politics their whole motherfucking life and have fucked us every which way possible. It's a big problem for you motherfuckers. I agree.
Yeah, it's a massive problem.
And you, if you were smart, you would have recognized this when Trump went into office because this was a big deal when Trump went into office. And had they deported the motherfuckers they said they were going to deport, and done the shit they said they were going to do, no new wars, eliminate tax, remove— what happened to removing the IRS and all this shit?
Right.
Had all that shit happened, those motherfuckers be voting right now for you. They look past the rest of the shit and they would say, okay, good shit's happening. I'm voting for you. So really what it is, it's a group of young men and women. There's a lot of women. It's not just men. They say, oh, it's alt-right, far right. I don't think that's what it is. There's people from all political spectrums that fall into this group.
That's right.
And they're tired of— what they're really fucking tired of is the bullshit. So I personally, yeah, I think it's a big fucking problem. And to minimize it and say, oh, it's a small but loyal— well, then if it was small but loyal following, then they wouldn't be on your staff and they wouldn't be in the White House on staffs and you wouldn't be writing articles about how it's a fucking problem. It's a big fucking problem.
That's right.
For you.
That's right.
I actually see it as very promising for America because, dude, most of the young men that I've talked to that identify with these things are actually not racist at all, nor are they antisemitic. They just are tired of Israel bossing us around. They're tired of Israel controlling our fucking country. And like, dude, did you see fucking— did you see the clip of fucking Ben Shapiro?
Talking about Tucker?
No.
Which one?
Ben Shapiro was running a fucking, pull up the clip of Ben Shapiro. See, again.
Oh yeah, I've seen this.
Okay, I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up. Yeah. Welcome to the new Turning Point USA. You guys think that interaction would ever have happened with Charlie Kirk? I'm going to say definitely not. And I'm going to say that's why they took him out. Because see, Charlie was actually able to have the conversation across the aisle and was actually able to have that dialogue take place. You have little whiny brats and foreign agents like Ben Shapiro get on stage and somebody challenges them. And this is what happens.
My friend, the enemy here is not the left. The enemy are the Epstein cabal who works for Israel. And we know who you are loyal to, my friend. The enemy are the people who are taking our tax dollars to shoot and drug up a Palestinian 5-year-old. years old girl shot by 600 bullets funded by American taxpayers. This is 1948. We are no longer welcoming aid to Israel. You are the enemy. Trump is a pedophile and he's not releasing the Epstein files. Let's not lie to ourselves, my friend. Everything is clear. Everything is out.
Well, that was a deeply convincing argument. I must say that you screaming over and over, fuck Israel, fuck Trump, Trump's a pedophile. I don't find it wildly convincing. What I do think is that you are demonstrating a complete lack of any sort of knowledge about anything and screaming. Like, come on. Performatively is not actually a form of convincing anyone. There's no— listen, there's no response to people who are going to get up there and just yell like assholes. Let me be very clear about this. Here's— okay, so here is my response. I have— see, again, see— Why don't you shut the fuck up? Kind of seems like the mask is totally off. So here we have a guy flat out calling Ben Shapiro out on all the shit that the, that the groipers all fucking believe. They all believe this. And there's no rational explanation. There's no, hey, I hear you, but here are the facts. And by the way, Ben Shapiro made his whole platform off of being able to deliver facts in a very effective manner quickly. That was his whole thing. You go back 10, 15 years ago. That's why he got who he— that's why Ben Shapiro is Ben Shapiro.
And you can't say these things and then get any sort of reasonable explanation for any of it at all.
No.
Okay. So you gaslight them and then you call them stupid. And then you say that they fucking— they're, they're, you know, you make fun of them. Do you think that hurts or helps their cause?
It 100% hurts it.
100%.
100% hurts it.
Okay. And the reason that they don't have any recourse to it is because most of the shit that that guy is saying is actually fucking true. The point is, is that when you fucking make fun of people and you discount their views and you call them crazy and you say they're unreasonable when you can't give them a reasonable explanation of why things are that way, that's only going to fuel that and cause a bigger, bigger, bigger problem. That— the whole point of that video— and by the way, Ian's right. You think Charlie Kirk would ever address someone like that?
No.
No. The reason that Charlie Kirk is not walking this fucking planet anymore is because he would have addressed that. in a real way. Okay.
That they wouldn't have liked.
That's correct. Yeah. So at the end of the day, you know, do, do, I mean, look, dude, they're making a big mistake by fucking acting like these are just a bunch of fucking misled children because they're not.
And now not to, not, not, not to, you know, this, the, the, this, the country was started by kids the same age.
I know that. I know that. And you have a bunch of old decrepit elderly fucks who have milked this country into fucking poverty, who now don't like that people are tired of being milked into poverty.
That's right. Last little point on this. I love how they say it's like, uh, you know, it's white nationalists, right? But the picture that the article used here, it's, it's, that's the thing. That's a black dude right there.
It's like, that's the thing.
It's statistically about right.
There, there are people of all races. There are people of all genders. There are people of fucking all ages that subscribe to this line of thinking. Okay. I don't like the foreign interests having control over our country, which they clearly fucking do. All right. And I'm not alone in feeling that way or thinking that way. There are millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of people that agree with that. And they're trying to discount that movement of people, whether it's called Groypers or America First, whatever the fuck you want to call it. And they're just, they're just acting like those people are stupid.
Big mistake.
It's a huge mistake, dude. Huge mistake.
Yeah.
So, yeah, you know, a groper problem. No, you don't have a groiper problem. You have a problem with how you're doing your fucking job.
Yeah. You have a— People's not buying it problem.
That's right. You have a fucking uprising. That's what they would call it. That's what they would have called it many years ago. It's an, it's a cultural uprising. And, and they're trying to act like it's nothing. It's not nothing. Most people feel that way. Most people are not excited to go vote all Republican. Most people are not excited about that. There's a whole bunch of people in the middle that are like— and I, I would honestly say, like, them saying, oh, it's alt-right, far right— no, I actually think it's just like extreme middle. It's aggressive middle.
Yeah.
You know what I mean? Yeah. That's what it is.
Yeah. I like that. I like that.
Yeah.
I mean, listen, we shall see, man. We shall see. This is, uh, it's gonna get interesting. It's gonna get very interesting here.
Yeah. I don't follow everything that Nick Fuentes says. I see his clips sometimes. Sometimes I see his clips. I'm like, fuck, dude, that's the fucking— that's 100% right. Sometimes I see his clips and I'm like, hmm, I don't, I don't know about that, you know, but like, fuck, I don't agree with everybody. You know what I'm saying?
I think that's the other fallacy, bro. You're not supposed to fucking agree with that, dude.
I know. And you don't have to agree with someone 100% for them to represent the core of your beliefs.
That's right. That's right. That's right, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation. Groipers, jump in the chat, gang. Isn't that what they say? Yeah. Is that how they speak?
I don't know.
Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Guys, also check this out. Make sure you guys are subscribed. Don't be whores. Um, headline 3, final update. Told you guys we'll stay up to date on this, uh, Ilhan Omar situation. We gotta do a quick little stop on here. Sprawling probes into Ilhan Omar reportedly aim to strip Minnesota lawmakers' citizenship and deport her.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, we got it.
Should have happened a long time ago.
We gotta get it going. Um, and there's some weird things happening here, so let's, let's talk about it. Federal investigators are said to be looking for any evidence that could lead authorities to strip Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar of her American citizenship and deport her. Um, now we covered this on last show. They raided her DC home at like 6 in the morning, uh, this past Monday. Um, and now we're starting to see what was actually involved in that raid. Um, Omar had been born in Mogadishu, Somalia, to an affluent family who settled in Washington, DC, um, suburbs before they moved to Minnesota as she entered high school.
school.
Then she gained citizenship through her father in the year 2000. In order to now strip her of that citizenship, the Justice Department would have to file a lawsuit in federal courts proving she lied in a material way to become a U.S. citizen. Now that's part of it, right? Um, there were some things that apparently her staff, her own staff, had falsified her birth certificate and some, some legal documents. And this is part of the catch-up, right? Um, this is why Homeland Security agents were seen raiding her home. Now, what all they got, okay, there's still no kind of like confirmation that she was there at the home while it was happening. Um, but the fact that they have seized her cell phone, um, her notebooks, personal computers, and her passport, um, in the raid as federal authorities probe her citizenship status. Um, Now here's the problem.
No, I'll tell you the problem before you even go.
Yep.
Trump's gonna puss out.
You think so?
Yep.
You think so?
Yep. He won't do it.
Hmm.
But keep going.
Yeah. I mean, listen, no, I mean—
Write a fucking note on that one.
Yeah. Timestamp that shit.
Yeah.
Why wouldn't he?
If he's not going to allow people to fucking view the execution for a deterrent, he sure as fuck not going to deport one of the fucking people that's in the government.
Yeah. I mean, it's not like, you know, he, he's made claims of doing stuff before and then You know, you mean like almost everything that he's claimed, right? That's right. Oh, she's a good person. She's not. Somalis are my favorite.
It's not just that, dude. It's the removal of the IRS. It's fucking the removal of the migrants. It's, we go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. And then, you know, obviously the Trump loyalists will say, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but.
That's right.
Okay. Well, but, but, but this is still the case. And this is the shit I voted for. I voted for the shit that is going to affect what's going on down the fucking street.
That's right. Now here's, here's another piece of it, right? Because as we discussed this past Monday, who's she loyal to? Right.
Well, she openly says that she's loyal to Somalia.
Right. And so, you know, what do you think the Somalis that are here are going to be doing?
Oh, they're going to riot.
Oh, they're getting pissed off. Somalis in Minnesota unleash fury.
You know what? It could be a great trap. to set. Let them fucking deport her. Let them all riot. Round them the fuck up too and send them right behind her. She can have her own fucking community over there.
Back in Mogadishu.
That's right.
That's right. I'm with it.
You could be the president of Mogadishu.
I don't know if they'll let her run for office over there. Yeah, well, yeah, they're, uh, they're pretty pissed off right now.
Look, bro, if Somalia is so fucking great and you're loyal to it, why the fuck are you here? Why are you here?
Dude, actually, you just reminded me because I just saw this clip too that she posted, um, or that came out of her. She said something to that effect, actually. Um, let me find this real quick. I can't believe I missed that. She just said it, dude. She's like, um, and, and dude, she sounds scared.
She should be scared.
She sounds fucking terrified.
Let me—
I gotta find it. I know I can.
We all— Somalis, we all feel Attacked by President Trump, Jazmahl Osman, the Somali-born vice president of Minneapolis City Council, said for the impact of the raid carried out by Homeland Security. Okay. Well, if you're here illegally and you're scamming the system, you should feel attacked and you should be afraid. That is the fucking point.
What's— what were we talking about earlier? Like, if you feel a certain type of way, it's probably because there's some truth in it.
That's right. That's right. If you should, if you're doing everything by the book, you probably got nothing to worry about.
If you're a good Somali, you should be here legally.
You're fucking being an honest person. You're not fucking everything up.
Just eating your rice and bananas, whatever, man.
You're probably going to be left alone, leaving the dogs and the ducks alone. You know what? Deport her. Let them riot, round them up, get them the fuck out.
Yeah.
That's my opinion.
Here's the video. I found the video. Hold on. She just has like a—
no, she's an arrogant bitch.
Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah. Check this out.
I mean, I have no worry. I don't, I don't know how they take away my citizenship and like deport me, but it's, but I don't even know like why that's like such a scary threat. Like I'm not the 8-year-old who escaped war anymore. I'm grown. My kids are grown. Like I can go live wherever I want. I mean, I have no worry. Please do. Because the American citizens who are fucking natural born citizens of America Do not fucking want you here. So please do that.
Yeah, be a you know what the fucking problem is too, dude?
Is that now this has created like she some of these people who have come from these other countries have become so arrogant and so fucking entitled to Americans' tax dollars and their fucking you know. our culture and everything that we fucking have here, taking advantage of those things. They feel entitled to do so, so much. And they've done it with a big smile. You can't fucking do anything. Now this has created an anti-fucking foreign sentiment in the country.
Yep.
Okay. And she's creating it.
She's leading it. She's leading it.
She's too fucking stupid to even understand that. You're the one causing the problems for all the people that you say you supposedly care about.
Mm-hmm. They're making it 10 times worse for us.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's like this person here, uh, they say, uh, a 37-year-old social worker and Minneapolis resident named Abdi, who declined to give his last name— I'll take one guess.
What?
Muhammad.
Oh, okay.
Uh, he didn't want to give his last name or be interviewed on camera, had even harsher words for the president. He, uh, like Osman— I wonder what his his last name is, said he was born in Somalia. Quote, I feel like raiding a congresswoman. It feels like Donald Trump and his regime wanted to use their power to dehumanize and also humiliate someone that is part of the Congress, Abdi said. Yeah. Interesting.
No, no, that's not what's going on. What's going on is that you have someone here from— by the way, I'm not a fan of Donald Trump right now. I'm not sticking up for him.
Okay.
That's not what's going on.
Yeah.
What's going on is we, we American people who have been born here, spent our whole lives here, pay taxes here, our whole fucking lives, have seen this woman for the last however many years run around and do all kinds of corrupt shit.
Divisive.
And laugh.
Yeah.
And then laugh. You can't fucking touch me. You can't fuck with me. And she motherfucks people that try to report her, try to talk to her in the hallways. She's a fucking bitch. Okay. And we've seen this for so long. And then we come out and find out that, you know, Nick Shirley goes up and finds out billions of dollars of all this fraud and all these things. And now people don't, they don't want that.
Mm-hmm.
It's very simple. I don't think that's unreasonable.
Is it?
Is it really an extreme fucking position to say that I don't want people that have the interest of a foreign country to come to this country and act on the interests of that country over the country that we live in. And then you benefit from all the benefits that we have in our country. I think that's a reasonable position. And that goes for Somalia. That goes for fucking Israel. That goes for any foreign interests, any foreign interests.
Yeah.
Yes. This country is made up of fucking immigrants. 100%. Guess what almost all those immigrants did when they came here? They assimilated. To the culture, the American culture, not the fucking Somali culture. We don't want third world culture here.
Okay.
If we wanted third world culture here, we'd be immigrating to fucking Somalia. Okay. Period. And we're tired of it. So fucking deport her.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing that people don't understand. Like, oh, well, you know, this country is built on immigrants. Yeah. They denounced their allegiance to any other fucking country.
And they're proud to be here.
And they're fucking now, like, that's separate from their culture.
You— the— okay. Bosnian community is a great example of this.
Yeah.
Okay. We have the biggest Bosnian community outside of Bosnia in the entire fucking world. Accurate.
Yep.
Okay. In fact, weren't you in the documentary that talked about that?
I was.
Yeah. Amazon guys. Yeah. So, so, but here's the thing. Here's the fucking thing. Nobody in St. Louis has problems with fucking Bosnians. No. You know why? because they came to fucking St. Louis. They work hard as fuck. They're good people. They're loyal people. They're proud Americans. And they assimilate to the culture and create great benefit for the city. That is quite different than what's happening with some of these other groups.
100%.
When you run around flying your old country's flag— and I'm not talking about during the World Cup. I'm not talking about, you know, when, when Somalia comes here and plays fucking chopsticks against America chopsticks, whatever the fuck they do, right? Like we, you can root for Somalia's chopstick team, whatever the fuck they got. Okay. But yeah, right.
Right.
But the point is, the point is, is that you are expected to be a part of American culture and to be proud of it, embrace it and contribute to it. And your community is clearly not doing that. What if all these people running around with foreign flags in this country— what the fuck is this? You know, but they'll go back to their old country when they get fucking their heads cut off in the middle of fucking Main Street, and they'll be flying American flags for freedom over there.
That's right. We need more. We need some freedom here, bro.
Yeah, get the fuck out. It's one thing to be proud of your heritage. It's another thing to say I'm loyal to that over this here, and everything I do here is for those people. That's not what the fuck this That is not the social contract here.
Now I do have a question for you because I thought this over, you know, on Monday's show we talked about naturalized citizens being able to run for Congress or get elected, right? And I had this thought, right, because your position is like they shouldn't be allowed to do it, right? I'm like, okay, that makes sense, but what stops them? Okay, I can't run from Congress. I'll just have some kids. I'll instill my values in those kids, raise them up to hate fucking America.
They're, they're natural citizens. They're doing that anyway.
But that's what I'm saying. So like, I mean, what, like, it's, there's still gonna be a loophole behind it. So like, how do we fix that? You know what I'm saying? Because now we're just postponing the, the issue of generation.
Do you think, do you really think that people who came here legally do that?
Oh, absolutely.
You think that people who come here legally, who come here from through the process, are raising their kids to hate America.
Ilhan Omar is an example.
She didn't come here through the fucking—
Her parents came here legally. They're legal, they're legal citizens. She got her citizenship through school.
I think most of it comes from people who came here illegally.
Yeah. No, I mean, for sure it's more.
I don't, I think that most people that come here legally come here for good reasons. They're good people with good intent, with good hearts. They might be from somewhere else. They might have an accent. They might be a different, you know, skin tone. They want to come here. They're looking for a better life. They want to contribute. I love those people. That, that the fuck— that fucking shit is American. Yeah, that's American as fuck. Okay, but what's— what is not American as fuck is allowing 40 million fucking savages, military-aged males from the Middle East and other areas, the third world, to come here and fuck with our shit.
Yeah, no, I agree. I agree. I mean, I was like—
Huge difference.
It's a massive difference. I think, like, I was just thinking, okay, well, there's gonna be like you know, bad people love loopholes, bro. That's the bottom line of it. You know what I'm saying? So there's always going to be a loophole. And so like, how do we, how do we fix that, dude? Because like, I feel like the people who do—
I think you gotta fucking have tighter guide rails.
And vetting. Yeah. And vetting. Like, bro, if there's a fucking tweet, a video, I don't give a fuck. Like, bro, there's like, there's so much shit coming out on Omar now. Like there's a video from her from like 2013 talking about how she took a fucking terrorist class and shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, like nobody caught that. You know what I'm saying? Like nobody saw this fucking lady.
Like she was already a citizen then.
You know what I'm saying? But it's just like, like there has to be stronger vetting, but then you go into this, you know, Big Brother conversation. Then it becomes, okay, well, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's like, fuck dude. It's tough.
Yeah.
It's tough. I don't know the perfect answer. I don't know, but it's fucking tough, man. Um, guys, you up in on this conversation? Yeah. Let us know down in the comments.
Go back.
Yeah.
Hmm. Yep.
Let us know. How do you know I'm Somali?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, man.
Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think, man.
With that, with that being said, it's time, brother Andy. It is time for our final segment of the show. Thumbs up, dumb as fuck. All right. So we bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it. We give it one of these 2 options for, uh, some good refreshing, just good young buck energy, bro. That's what this is. Thumbs up, thumbs up, dumb as fuck headline reads, recent high school grad seen on camera offering elderly man the shoes off his own feet. Dive into this a little bit. We gotta go to Arizona. Uh, Arizona teenager is speaking out after going viral for a random act of kindness that was caught on camera. Jordan Hope, 18, recently leaped into action after spotting a man walking into a Walgreens parking lot in Maricopa with some worn-out shoes on, according to AZ Family. That's when the teen, who was on his way to his bank, stopped and took his own shoes to give to the man in need. Quote, I just felt like God told me to go over there, turn around, and just give him some new slides, Hope explained per the outlet. The generous act was spotted on Monday, October 5th by Yareli Madrid, uh, who shared photos and a video of the good deed on the original City of Maricopa, Arizona Facebook page.
Let's check the clip.
For people on the audio, there was no audio on the clip, so it's just static. You should come on YouTube to watch it.
Yeah, just so we're, you know what we're watching. We're watching an elderly black man who's handicapped, can barely walk, and a young white guy Giving him his shoes, which I thought was really awesome.
Dude, that's good, man.
Well, most people are good. Most people are good. That's the problem. Most people are good. Most people are so good that they won't point out when bad shit is going on because it makes them feel like they're doing something wrong. Right? Like I'm being bad by pointing out bad shit.
Which I could argue is probably more important to point out the bad than it is even—
I know, dude.
You know?
I know it sucks.
But this happens all the time though. I feel like there's so much more good than what's captured on camera.
There's so much.
He's a groper, bro. Come on.
Well, no, that, well, they, they would, they would, that's how the headline would've been written. Young white groper harasses elderly black man.
That's right. That's right. That's right.
Yeah. That's, I mean, that's what, how they would write it, but I mean, no, that's a fucking great thing. And you know what I think is really cool is that there's a lot of young men who are, uh, you know, more invested in their faith. And because they're more invested in their faith, they're realizing that it's on them to do good things when good— when opportunities present themselves to do good things. And, and I think this is a really good thing.
100%.
You know, so I, I mean, this is, this is how people should treat people.
This is how it's supposed to be.
It is how it's supposed to be. And, you know, it's sad that that's— it's sad. It's kind of sad that it's newsworthy.
Mm.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's real. That's real.
But yeah, man, I mean, it's really good on that kid to do that.
100%. In the midst of all the chaos happening out there, Jordan Hope is giving hope.
Yeah, for sure, dude.
I absolutely love it. Thumbs up, Jordan.
Yep. Guys, Andre, it's me, guys.
Andy, that is all I got, man.
All right, guys. Well, um, yeah, we'll see you on Monday. Don't be a hoe.
Shout out to the show.
Yeah.
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Fuck a bowl.
Fuck a stove.
Counted millions in the cold.
Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her own bankroll.
Can't fold. That's a no. Headshot. Case closed.
On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss the backlash surrounding Shane Gillis' gym shorts monologue on Saturday Night Live, President Trump's decision to cancel the planned livestream of the Fort Hood attacker's execution by firing squad, and reports of expanding investigations into Rep. Ilhan Omar that could potentially threaten her U.S. citizenship and lead to deportation proceedings.