Yeah, went from sleeping on the floor, now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a pole, fuck a stove, counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole, got her on Bank Row. Can't fold, that's a no. Headshot, case closed.
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Oh man. Yeah, man. It's a beautiful Monday, dog. We come off a great weekend. We had Fall Fest, got to see some, some really good riding.
Yeah. Fall Fest was good, man. It's fun.
We got to check in on that guy though.
Oh dude.
I didn't even get his name. I got to check in on him.
Bro, I tried to go over and check on him and he was in so much pain. I was just like, nope.
Well, you know how he left, right? He was—
he got his girlfriend drove him.
4 aspirin and a Michelob Ultra.
Yeah.
Well, that's crazy.
Yeah. And his tib and fib were broke. Like his, His, his leg, which was supposed to be straight, was like that, bro. Like, I walked over there and I saw that and I just turned around.
Yeah. You're like, DJ, no, no, no. See it.
There's no, there's nothing I could say. Yeah. You're not— I could say, bro, those are some tough fucking dudes, man. Yeah. He, he wouldn't go to the hospital. He wanted his girlfriend to drive him all the way back home.
Fiancée.
Fiancée.
They just got engaged. Congratulations. I mean, hell of a way. That's a big test, bro.
That was scary ride, dude. Like, he was stuck on that thing.
for a long time.
So we had a big bull come out and this guy got stuck and it looked like he got his arm stuck. And then after his arm got unstuck, his leg got stuck. It was— dude, it was bad. Like all the, all the cow— all the— what do they call them? The bullfighters.
Yeah.
They were all over the bull. There was like 4 of them hanging on this thing.
Yeah.
That was like one of the worst things I've seen in bull riding.
It was a mean bull.
Yeah. Yeah.
It was a mean bull.
Those dudes were all hanging on to the bull like they're gonna do something, bro. He's just throwing them off like they're flies.
This shit was crazy.
That was crazy.
It was absolutely—
and that wasn't like—
I mean, there was a few bad rides too, man.
Like that one was bad.
Fuck, dude. Those bulls.
That's the first time someone's got for real hurt.
Hurt there. Yeah, for sure. For sure. I gotta check. We gotta check in on that guy. I hope he's doing all right. Um, but yeah, uh, it was a great time. Fall Fest was beautiful as always. Yeah. Just a great time.
Yep. Yep.
And, uh, we are back in the saddle for today. Um, got a lot of stuff to talk about. There's a lot of things happening as usual. Uh, but I wanted to bring this up. I saw this post, dude. I thought this was kind of cool. Um, Andy, you've traveled the world. You've been a few places. You've seen a few things, right? Yeah. I want to, I want to test you out here. There's, uh, I have this list of countries known for having the most of something.
Huh.
Okay.
I love how they represent America there. The most belly meat.
That's right. That's right. Countries known for having the most of something. All right. So I got a couple of countries here. Uh, Italy, what do you think they're known for?
I don't get any like, like, is this food?
I mean, it could be. Yeah, it could be anything. Italy's known for having the most what?
I think Italy's known for having the most perverted men.
Okay. All right. Yep. That was in second place. Pasta is what we were looking for. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Well then India's number one on what I said. See, the Italians and the Indians, they have a mutual love for women.
That's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Yep.
Just only one place.
All right.
So, so that helps me kind of get it.
All right.
Pasta. I don't know what the fuck we were going at, dude. Like, what are we supposed to guess?
All right.
Give me the next one.
Uh, next one. Norway. What do they eat the most of?
Oh, it's food.
Okay. Yeah.
Oh, the whole thing.
I mean, kinda, kinda.
Norway.
Norway. They produce some of the most what in the world? What's Norway known for?
I don't know, bro. They got the tallest people in the world.
They do have some tall fucking people. Salmon.
Salmon. Well, that makes sense because I don't like salmon.
You don't like sand?
I don't fucking like Norway either. Just so we know.
I like the little row thing they did.
I like the, I like the soccer team.
Yeah. The soccer team was cool. Norway's all right, dude.
Norway, fuck you.
That's what I think.
I don't like Norway.
I would do a Norway—
Dark there 12, 20 fucking 2 hours a day.
Is it really?
Yeah.
Oh, that'd be miserable.
They got some good looking people though. The men and the women are all attractive. But yeah, fuck you guys. Yeah. And your salmon.
Switzerland.
Again, chocolate.
Yeah. 100%. 100%.
All right. Now I'm getting the hang.
Okay. All right.
Vietnam.
Noodles.
Yeah, actually. Yeah.
It's fucking noodles. Yeah. Yeah. Noodles. There you go. Um, America.
Fried chicken.
Fast food.
Oh, well, yeah.
Yeah. We consume the most fast food than any other country.
Yeah. And it looks like we do too.
Yeah.
China.
What's China? China.
Rice. Yeah.
Rice. Yeah, that's right.
This is like all stereotypes, bro. Okay.
But like, it's real though.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
They eat stir fry rice. Bro, they eat that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Dave's gonna beat me up, dude.
Dave's not even from China.
Oh, fuck.
The same, same, you know. Uh, Japan.
Sushi.
Uh, most unique food just in Japan. They be eating some fucking weird shit over there though.
Yeah, man.
Like, I don't know.
Well, they got nuked, bro. They only had like bugs for a while.
Uh, India.
I'd say cattle.
No.
They have the most amount of cattle in the world.
But they don't eat them?
They do eat them. Some people do.
I would say sewage.
No, such a stereotypical answer. Most vegetarians in the world. Yeah.
I'm just kidding, guys. I like Indians. I wouldn't make fun of them if I fucking didn't.
That's right.
It's true.
They love you too.
Yeah.
Oh, so Okay. I know another group you make a lot of fun of.
What?
I mean, you just love them. You know what I'm saying? That's what that is. Who?
That's the group you make fun of.
Oh, okay. Yeah. That's what that means. I just love them. I love them. Yeah, man.
All right.
Well, you know, some stereotypes. Yeah. Guys, tell us in the comments.
Vegetables. Vegetarians.
Yeah.
They—
How they got the most cows and eat the most vegetables.
Interesting, right? It's because of their religion. The dominant religion is Hinduism, which is—
Which can't eat cattle?
No, it's just the cow. Cow is considered very sacred in Hindu religion.
So if they have the most, are they all like pets?
They're usually used for milk production.
Oh, got it. Okay.
Dairy.
All right.
Even McDonald's has a veggie burger in India.
So you could fucking drink the milk, but you can't eat the food. Can't eat the meat.
You can't kill them basically in their religion.
Got it.
Yep.
But if it's already dead, Questionable, but they still don't eat it.
Hmm.
Interesting.
All right.
But there is big, big beef consumption in India as well.
It's just— You don't see a lot of real fat Indian people.
No, you don't.
Yeah.
No, you don't.
Do you?
You haven't seen enough.
Yeah. All right.
A lot to see here.
Yeah.
By numbers. Yeah.
It's the same logic with your perverted one with Italy versus India.
Yeah.
It's just the sheer number of people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No shit.
Italy's 58 million. India is 1.5 billion. Yeah.
So they would've won the most perverted, but, but Indian had more on the team.
Yes, correct. I'm familiar with that term. I think it's per capita.
Yeah. Yes.
That's one our people have a hard time with for some reason.
Ooh.
Huh?
They don't eat their meat. They beat it.
Oh, they beat their meat? Who beats their meat?
I mean us.
Oh. Yeah, man. Uh, well, let's get into some cruising, man. We got a lot of stuff happening out there, guys. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, links, videos, articles, go to andyforsella.com. You guys can check them all linked there for you. That being said, whoop whoop, that's the sound of the police. I don't know, I don't know if they sing that in Somali world, but, uh, US immigration authorities and Democratic Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home— they raided her home.
Hmm.
There is a search warrant that was signed by a judge on behalf of the Department of Justice, and roughly 6 AM DC time this morning, they conducted a raid on Ilhan Omar's home. Hmm, shit's getting shaken up a little bit here. So, uh, U.S. authorities conducted a predawn raid on Monday on the Washington area home of Democratic U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, an outspoken critic of Donald Trump who's been the target of political insults by the Republican president as part of an ongoing investigation, the Justice Department said. A person familiar with the investigation said it is related to alleged immigration fraud, and part of the probe concerns the Somali-born lawmaker's immigration paperwork, which was filled out by her late father when she was a child. Um, so this is the thing, it's real. Now, again, this was a warrant that was signed by a judge, by a sitting federal judge who approved this. Right. Um, that, uh, worked up this proper change. There's an actual ongoing invest— criminal investigation into this woman. Um, and, uh, so she has since responded. Uh, she responds to the raid. Um, and, uh, what do you think she said?
5-word warning to Trump.
Yeah.
Um, I don't know what she said, but I bet it said something. I don't know. I don't know.
Yeah.
I bet it had something to do with her threatening him back.
Yeah, for sure. For sure. Which like, I, and I'll say this, I don't see a lot of people talk about this online, but like, I look at the timing of all of this and I think it's bad timing, dude. We're like, you know, we're weeks out now from, from the midterms. She's up for reelection. This is fuel to her fucking fire. You know what I'm saying? I think so.
Yeah, it probably is for her voter base.
I think so.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? That's what it's like.
I think like, dude, reasonable people are not voting for her.
Reasonable people.
It's all people who are voting illegally, who are here illegally, who are benefiting from the scams that she allegedly, uh, is, is instigating.
100%. You know, and like, because nothing has been done to fix the elections and keep them protected, her massive base in Minnesota land, this is fuel to her fucking—
Can anybody answer me a question? I mean, dude, she's, she, she was not Uh, uh, born here, correct? Okay. Is there another country on the planet that allows citizens, people who are not citizens or not natural, naturalized citizens to run their, in their government? Because doesn't, isn't that where the problem comes from here? Right. She seems to hate fucking America, everything that it stands for.
Certain countries do. But they're very little. UK allows it.
Well, look at the UK.
Look at it. Exactly. Exactly. UK. And apparently the US.
This is what happens when you allow people who are not naturalized to run in your government. There, there should be no citizen that wasn't born here running in our government at any level. And that's how you protect the country. And when you get a person like this, who has their own beliefs about, and who said openly, I'm loyal to the people of Somalia. Well then fucking go to Somalia and build Somalia into something that you think is good, but you can't do that. Can you?
Right. Well, and I, and I, and like, you know, I feel like the pushback would be, cause I mean, for those new listeners, right, we have 2, uh, naturalized citizens on this podcast team. Great Americans. I look at them as brothers. They're American fucking citizens, right? They can vote in our elections. They're great. They produce, they're, they're contributing to the, to the culture of this country. Right.
But I still, I still don't think that naturalized, non-naturalized citizens should be, should be running in our office.
100%. And I think if, you know, our forefathers were able to, to have enough, you know, foresight and look at this and, and made it a point to where, you know, well, a naturalized citizen can't run for a presidential office, right? So you, you can't sit on the federal side of it. Why would you be allowed? It shouldn't be allowed anywhere.
As a state rep.
Right. It shouldn't be allowed anywhere.
Yeah.
Right.
And it's not even a, like, for me, not state level rep, but a representative of the state.
Yeah.
Like, like why?
Right.
And I, cause I feel like, you know, obviously the big elephant is like, bro, where is the allegiance to? Right.
And I'm not saying that, you know, she's openly, she's openly said what hers is.
100%. I'm just saying like, just in general for any, anybody that's willing to argue like here, well, I mean, what's so wrong with it? Like what's so wrong with the, you know, naturalized citizen, you know, representing the people? Well, there's a lot wrong.
Yeah. They have different interests. They have different priorities. They have, They have cultural things that they believe that aren't natural, you know, naturally cohesive with our, our organic culture here in the United States.
100%.
I mean, that's the truth. And like, dude, honestly, I never had a problem with it until they started getting fucking crazy. Right? Like, I never really was like, oh, we should never do that until I start seeing shit like this. And so if we're being real, it's people like Ilhan Omar that are actually creating that narrative of like, hey, we don't want you motherfuckers in our government.
Right, right. This was— I mean, we've had plenty of them in our government since this country's been founded. It was never really an issue, to your point. But now when, you know, the— you, you can see them spew this dumb shit all over the world in seconds now.
And steal billions of dollars.
Yeah. And, and, and, you know, more importantly—
And then fucking— and then call everybody racist that doesn't want to fucking pay it.
Exactly. It's a problem.
Yeah.
It's a problem. But this is what she had to say.
You racist bitch. You're the one that fucking hates America. You hate all the fucking white people. You only like white people if they vote for you.
Yeah.
MAGA bigot, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's not just her either. It's all these fucking people.
Yeah. Um, so this is what she tweeted out. Uh, currently has about 3 million views, uh, with only 5 comments because she turned the comments off.
Yeah.
Uh, but she says, quote, I'm okay. Make no mistake. This is an attempt to target political enemy— uh, enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For 10 years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in this campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced. Well, you should, because anything you say can and will be used against you.
Listen to me.
In a court of law.
Yeah.
Like, you probably should. Now, the funniest thing about this, like I said, this raid happened at like 6 in the morning DC time, right?
So it wasn't political targeting when you raided Trump's fucking house?
Right.
You did all this shit for 4 years, actually 8 years when, when he was, you know, still going on.
No, Andy, nobody's above the law.
Yeah, right, exactly.
The funniest thing about this is—
Nobody's above the law except me.
Exactly.
And I, I can do whatever I want. And if you fucking say anything about any of the things I'm doing, you're a bigot.
That's right. Yeah, that's right. Now the funniest thing about this whole thing is, like I said, this, this, this happened at 6:00 AM. in DC, right? Uh, and so, you know, very quickly, obviously people start showing up. You got news, they're recording that. And, uh, there was a very interesting interaction with, uh, one of the people who, uh, showed up. Uh, check this clip. I'm like, what the hell are y'all doing here?
This is crazy.
What were you yelling at?
Get the fuck out of this neighborhood. Do you live in this neighborhood? No, but I'm a part of this neighborhood. Wait, did you hear that?
She said, get the fuck out of my neighborhood.
Yeah, then they asked us, do you live in this neighborhood? No, but it's like, just fucking activists, dude. I'm like, what the hell are y'all doing here?
This is crazy.
What were you yelling at?
Get the fuck out of this neighborhood.
Okay.
Do you live in this neighborhood? No, but I'm a part of this community.
What is it? DC is my entire community.
This DC and the whole is for all of us, and we can't have them marching on none of our streets.
This is crazy, so we can't tolerate this. And everybody that's listening and watching, you need to be outside in your community.
We have people being abducted daily. We have children who will never see their parents again because of immigration. This is not a joke.
Children tomorrow—
anyway, let me go.
What is your name, ma'am? Peak intelligence. Get the fuck out of the neighborhood. You don't belong. This neighborhood's for everybody.
That's right. Right. Right.
Except you.
Right, exactly. Exactly. You think those, uh, Louis Vuitton earrings were real?
No.
Did you see them? Yeah.
Well, they probably were. She probably got them on Snap. What?
Oh, she looks like a treat.
Yeah.
Oh, of course.
Such a nice comment.
I'm sure she's a well-rounded, centered, reasonable contributor to the community of Washington, DC.
100%.
She probably deserves an award.
Yeah. Yeah, she should. Yeah, she should. Or maybe just like, you know, give her one of those million-dollar mansions or something, you know? That'd be great. She deserves something. Now, so that's Elon's dealings. We'll see what comes out of that. But this is something that I've said, you've said many times before, dude. It's not all on the left. There's some issues on the right.
Yeah, no doubt.
Gotta call spades a spade. Um, this other breaking story that just came out, uh, over the weekend as we're catching up, um, Kimberly Guilfoyle Okay. She's now in some interesting waters. Uh, this Fox News headline reads, Trump and Rubio weigh firing Kimberly Guilfoyle, uh, as misconduct and donor bailout allegations mount. Have you seen anything on this yet?
No.
Okay. So this is kind of, this is pretty crazy. So, uh, she was, uh, I believe engaged to Don Jr. They dated for a while. Wedding was called off. I guess they broke up. Um, she then gets a US ambassador seat to Greece.
Mm-hmm.
Right. Well, now there are text messages and screenshots coming out, um, that she was basically using her position to, uh, exchange, you know, access and things to Trump in exchange for some, some money. Uh, and apparently that money was going to her, uh, 6-figure credit card, uh, Amazon, uh, uh, American Express bill. Uh, US Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle may soon be fired amid reports she sought a 6-figure credit card bailout from a Trump donor while offering access to administration officials, adding to mounting allegations over her conduct in Athens. President Donald Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio are, quote, extremely pissed off about Guilfoyle's reported conduct and are weighing her removal, the AP Press reported Sunday, citing a senior U.S. official. The official told the AP that a decision on what action to take would likely come this week after Monday's Columbus Day holiday. No departure has been confirmed. Uh, by the way, happy Indigenous Peoples' Day.
Oh, thank you.
Yep.
Uh, America. America, that's right. Yeah, we fucking, you know, they do a search warrant on fucking what's the name. It's a great day. It's, it's a good Columbus Day. Um, but Kimberly's one-time fiancé of Donald Trump Jr. came under scrutiny this week after the Wall Street Journal reported that she asked Trump donor Eric Dieters to pay off a $100,000 American Express bill shortly before her Senate confirmation hearing. According to the messages reviewed by the Journal, Guilfoyle urged Dieters to wire the money directly to American Express, saying the transaction would not leave a paper trail while offering to help him gain access to senior Trump administration officials. Dieters said he never made the payment. Guilfoyle's attorney, Jesse Benal, disputed the authenticity of the messages. Um, so you got that happening.
Say aye.
It's right. Well, I mean, fuck. Yeah, right. Um, so with all of that happening—
Well, fuck, that does happen.
It does.
Okay. Yeah, that's happened. That happens. That happens to me.
And it's gonna happen more and more. Yes, 100%. Um, but with all of that happened, you know, on this Columbus Day, uh, you know, I don't want to talk about the Iran war and, you know, all that. We gotta talk about Canada because they're also ready to go to war. They're preparing for a possible US invasion.
Oh God, I'm just trying to figure out, bro, get the fuck out of here.
Like, listen, it's Monday. But like, what the fuck's happening right now?
Canadians are gonna come down and be like, excuse me, sir, you're in our invasion area.
That's right. That's right. Do you, do you please mind to step aside?
Yeah.
Like, dude, what the fuck is happening, man? What do you got on all of this, bro?
I mean, that's a lot of shit. It's a lot. Uh, Ilhan Omar needs to be deported. She should have been deported a long time ago. She should be put in jail for being a fucking traitor. The government shouldn't allow unnaturalized citizens to serve in the government because they don't represent the people of this country. Just like she said over and over and over again, that her loyalty resides with the people of Somalia. So there's that. She doesn't belong here. She's defrauded us out of billions of dollars. And the fact that it's taken this long to do anything about it, I think is absurd. What else did we cover?
We covered Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Yeah. I don't know on that situation. You know, um, that could be bullshit. You know, we don't know. Um, it could also be she's a part of the family. She knows a lot of the shit. They got broke up. They gave her a fucking peace offering. Hey, you go beat the fucking, uh, ambassador to Athens or Greece. And, uh, and then she thinks because they did that for her that she could just continue to do whatever she wants.
Right.
And that got caught up in that. Now I'm not saying that's what, that's what it could be.
Right.
Okay. It could also be completely made up. I don't know. I don't know. But you know, delicate situation for Trump. And if he was that pissed off, I, my prediction is they probably won't do shit to her.
You don't think so?
No, because I bet she knows a bunch of shit they don't want people knowing.
Yeah. Like, I'm not, you know, this is not like a fucking gossip show. This isn't fucking TMZ, but I did always wonder like what the breakup was about. Cause I mean, she She was like, we met her. She was cool. Right.
I like Don Jr. too.
Don Jr. is cool. You know what I'm saying? But like, it was a very weird breakup. Like he was already—
It's hard for me to come on the show because I've been friendly with Don. And you know, I'm good friends with Dana and they're good friends with Trump. And obviously Trump's Don's dad. It's hard for me to come on the show and be critical. I don't like that.
Yeah.
You know, like that, that's, but it is what the fuck it is. That's the show.
You know, call spades a spade, right? And that's what we do, man. Um, and then yeah, going against some maple syrup.
Yeah, that's fucking laughable.
Yeah.
Okay, okay guys, the fucking Mountie's gonna come down and fucking bring us some maple syrup.
That's right.
Yeah, you guys better just go ahead and stop that.
Yeah, yeah, that, that, that won't work. Apparently they're pissed off because we keep calling them the 51st state.
They'd probably be in their best interest to be— to do so.
Yeah, no shit.
I think a lot of Canadians agree with that.
Yeah, like I said, my only thing on the Elon situation though is, is I, I do— I don't like the timing of it. This shit should have happened years ago. It should have happened—
Well, there's all kinds of things happening right now. Yeah, like there's all kinds, and this is— they're, they're scrambling, bro, and they're giving us bits and pieces and You know, little wins, quote unquote, you know, that seem like, like we're going to investigate Soros.
That's right.
You know, we're going to do this. We're going to do that. We're going to give you $5,000. We're going to fucking, you know, get rid of the corruption. And then like, these are all things that should have happened earlier so that people would be enthusiastic about midterms.
Yeah.
Now, I don't know how midterms are going to go because it's, it depends on, you know, who's telling you. Um, but at the end of the day, had Donald Trump done what he promised he was going to do, the things that were going to be done here for the American people, there would not be an enthusiasm problem about voting.
No, people would be fucking ready to go.
Right.
Yeah. Yeah. We shall see, man. A lot, a lot happening in that first section, but guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Also take this opportunity.
I want to know if you guys think that, that, that, that unnaturalized citizens should be allowed in government.
Yeah.
Should they be allowed to fucking run for government?
Yeah. We got to— do you guys think you should be able to run the government? I don't know. Like genuine, like, what's your real thoughts on it?
You could make a case that like everything Andy says is true, but then also there's other corruption going on from the same people in the government in a different way too.
For sure.
Yeah, for sure. No, definitely. I mean, look, dude, And I'm not saying that all unnaturalized citizens would— I mean, there's a lot of good unnaturalized citizens that are bigger patriots than people that were born here.
100%.
But at the end of the day, power seeking is typically a mechanism of people that are evil. It's a mechanism for people that have bad intention, power seeking. And it shouldn't be, but it is. Okay. Good people should also seek power. And they need to understand that if good people don't seek power, then we automatically default it to bad people.
And which is what we have happening right now.
Correct. So, you know, the problem is, is that the people who could do it don't do it. And the people who do it, do it for the wrong reasons. And that's the situation. And how do you correct that?
Yeah.
The only way to correct that is saying, no, you guys—
Stronger standards here. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Eliminate all the things that could make somebody want to do bad.
Right.
And then You gotta deliver on the consequences.
Yeah, man. Our government needs major reform.
Yeah. Yeah.
Period.
I agree, man. Yeah. Guys, let us know down in the comments. Also take this time to make sure you guys hit that subscribe button. Uh, stay up to date with the latest drops from Real AF. That being said, let's keep cruise cruising. Let's go to headline number 2. Headline 2 reads, James Talarico. James Talarico. resurfaces after extended absence as his campaign pushes back. Have you heard about this dude at all?
Just a little bit.
Familiar with this guy, James Talarico? They're calling him James Talafrico online.
Really?
Um, yeah, I don't know much about him. Uh, but I had to do a little digging on this because this is a very weird story that just came out. Um, but yeah, so James Talarico resurfaces after extended absence as his campaign pushes back. The Texas Democrat Senate nominee blamed severe flu as Trump and Ken Paxton questioned his whereabouts. Um, so for those that are not super familiar with James Talarico, I got about a minute clip here to kind of catch you up and give you the gist of who this guy is.
Do you know any undocumented immigrants? No, I do not. When I was a teacher on the west side of San Antonio, I taught a lot of students who were undocumented, and I don't want to stereotype, but those students tended to be the most patriotic, the hardest working students that I had in the classroom. And again, I haven't stated this enough to say this definitively, but there are interpretations of certain passages from the Torah, where some folks will even say that there is a— there's some subtle instructions for how to perform an abortion in the ancient world, certain things to drink, things like that. Before we go further, I want to acknowledge that our trans community needs abortion care too. Defending trans Texans is something we have to do every day at the state Capitol, and you better believe I'll be giving sermons on that too. I want us all to be aware of is that, that modern science obviously recognizes that there are many more than 2 biological sexes. In fact, there are 6. Is both masculine and feminine and everything in between. God is non-binary. So this, this idea that to be a Christian means you have to be anti-gay and anti-abortion, there really is no historical, theological, biblical basis for that opinion.
Yeah, James Talarico. Okay, now he's been on the campaign trail, um, but, uh, during this campaign trail he took a very—
What fucking modern science are you paying attention to, brother?
Yeah, that's right. Apparently.
What the fuck is that? That fucking MSM science?
Yeah, I think so. Yeah. The Fauci science.
Yeah. No shit.
That's right. That's right.
That's a pandering, conniving little shitbag. I can tell from fucking the 1-minute video that you played. Whatever way, whatever he's got to say, he's going to fucking say 100%. This is a guy, just like I said a minute ago, who's seeking power for his own benefit.
100%, bro. It's what they are. They're chameleons, man.
Whatever room they're in, the smile on your face.
I love black people.
Yeah, right.
And then he goes to a KKK clinic.
I fucking hate black Black people.
Yeah. Right. You know, then he, yeah. Like, I mean, they're fucking bags in the wind, dog. It's whatever way the wind blows. Um, yeah. James Talarico. So he's been on the campaign trail.
Is this message still resonating with people?
I mean, dude, he gets lit up.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, who, who's he talking to?
Yes. That your, your talk tracks. That's a fucking 7-year-old talk track. You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah. Like nobody gives a shit about, like nobody's with that anymore.
No, they're not.
It doesn't matter, dude.
There's a massive decline in trans fucking teenagers right now.
Massive.
Why is that?
No, most of them killed themselves.
No, that's not why. It's because it's not cool anymore. Yeah, it's not a trend.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's— yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, man. But so, so he's been on the campaign trail and then for the last 2 weeks he's been absent. Yeah, no rallies, no nothing. Like, where's James, right? Um, and so then his campaign put out, uh, and say that, um, he contracted the flu and was on bed rest, right? Um, and then, uh, today— or sorry, Friday, this past Friday, um, his campaign then comes out, um, with this statement saying, quote, hate to disappoint the conspiracy theorists, but James is still alive and meeting with voters at ACL today. Um, Talarico's primary spokesperson, JT Inas. Um, which is, um, and so that's cool, right? But like, again, like, where is he at? And everybody's been talking about this. And to the statement's point, the conspiracy theorists, right? They've been pushing out things like, where is this guy at? And you know how the internet works, that, bro, they will fucking find who your second grade teacher was, right?
Mm-hmm.
They'll do some digging. Um, and everybody's been kind of paying attention to this. Even President Trump, uh, posted a message on Truth Social, uh, saying, where the hell is James Sellerico, right? Um, so we got to go to X.
Why are you making his name big? Why, why is he like— why, you know, like when Trump does that, you're just shining a light on the dude, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah. And in some ways it doesn't work a lot— work very well for Trump.
No, because the people who hate Trump automatically see that guy as the guy to vote for.
That's right, that's right. Um, but going to, uh, going over on X, you got Nick Sorder, okay? Um, he says, breaking exclusive, Ohio mental hospital confirms James Talarico was discharged from the facility earlier this week. The flu thing was a big fat lie. Following reporting, uh, by Sarah Gonzalez and Caroline Wrenn, a hospital employee told Wrenn, Omaker, and I that Talarico had in fact been a patient at the Lindner Center of Hope near Cincinnati, Ohio, which specializes and around-the-clock mental health treatment. While I sympathize with those dealing with mental health crises, this man is clearly not suited to become a U.S. senator representing over 30 million Texans. Um, and there's a clip from it. Let's check this out. Okay, so nothing for James Talarico? Um, Yes, it looks— well, this is what it's today. It looks like just— she was just discharged this evening. That's why I don't have it. Oh, he was discharged then?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
And this is the Hope—
So it should be—
Okay.
I'm sorry.
This is—
I'll make sure I have the right— this is Hope Lender? Yes.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
And you're in Hamilton, Ohio?
No, we're not in Hamilton. No, we're in Mason. Okay, so that's why he's not on the system. He's been reset.
Okay. All right.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
All right, so that comes out now. His first public appearance, uh, he was interviewed. This is what he had to say.
You were off the campaign for more than a week, roughly 9 days, I believe.
Uh, your campaign said you had the flu.
What happened?
Yeah, I got the flu. And I'm feeling much better, and I'm glad I had a chance to recover. You know, if you don't take the opportunity to get well, sometimes you can get even sicker. And so I'm glad we made the decision to just take the week, get better, and, and now I'm glad to be back on the trail.
You've talked about how you're diabetic, and that has—
when diabetics get the flu, it could get really bad. How, how bad was it for somebody who wants to know?
Is this just like In bed rest, or did you ever have to go to a doctor or hospital?
I just went to my primary care physician, but it wasn't anything worse than a, you know, nasty case of the flu. And so I was in bed and, you know, drinking lots of liquids. Unfortunately, the campaign made me work from home, so I didn't even get full days off. But, you know, didn't want to be out on the trail and didn't want to get anyone else sick. It's important, I think, for leaders to be responsible in these moments.
Yeah, well, you're not a leader.
I'm glad to be back, feeling much better. I want to get your response because the internet was— The internet was doing its thing.
The internet was invested in your outcome.
Yes, it was.
I'm sure it's because they care so much about me.
Well, so conservative folks on Twitter and some of Paxton's ally were pushing the idea that you had a stress-induced episode and were getting treatment for it.
What are your thoughts?
Did that happen? That's not true. I just had the flu and I feel much better. But it's a good reminder that You can't believe everything you read on the internet.
President Trump—
I mean, that guy looks like he's making up a bunch of shit. I mean, what'd you think?
I think he's fucking lying, dude. I think he's lying. Reading his body language, you know, I think he's lying because the brain's going to be telling you what to do externally, right? He's shaking his head no a lot.
His second sentence was, if you don't give yourself an opportunity to get healthier, you get more sicker.
Yeah.
It's like word salad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think he's fucking lying.
Of course.
I think he's lying now again.
But see, the people that vote for that guy won't care that he's lying. That's the problem. They don't care. They don't care. And that's the problem with the people of America.
Yeah.
They're so invested in making sure that the other side loses that they'll put up with bullshit from their people. And that's the problem that we're in. We're constantly choosing the lesser of two evils. And we're giving the people on our team, quote unquote, a pass and villainizing the other team when they're both doing the same shit. They're lying straight to our fucking faces over and over and over again. They are, they are incapable of being real, which is really fucking stupid because dude, if you were a Democrat running right now, okay. And you came out and you say, hey, look, I'm not with all this identity politics shit. All right. I'm not with all this shit. This is not what's affecting us on a day-to-day basis. Here's what's affecting us, our fucking economy. This, that, this, this. And you came out with those talking points of common sense. You know, criminals need to be held accountable. There doesn't need to be 50 million fucking illegals in this country.
Okay.
And they came out and said that. Those Democrats win every motherfucking election they ran because people are looking for common sense. So this guy, you know, he's following the advice of his campaign poll strategists.
That's right.
And they're saying, oh, you got to throw this comment in there and you got to throw this comment and make sure you say something about the trans people and this, make sure you do this. And dude, it's, it's very stupid because It paints you in the corner that he's in now. Okay. Where we just played this clip of all this ridiculous shit that he says, and he can't get out of it because he said it in the past. And that's a cool thing about what the situation we just went through for the last 7, 8 years. Every single word that all these people have spewed is now documented. So it's very easy to see where people really are because we didn't really know where people really were until The whole world got locked down.
That's right.
Right.
That's right.
And then we saw the true colors of people and, uh, catch them flip-flopping. Yeah, of course. But yeah, this guy's a little twerp and, um, you know, but people, this story being like this huge story, it's not going to be to anybody that would have voted for him anyway. They don't care. The one thing that's weird, that's the problem, dude.
Yeah.
That's the problem. We're letting people off for shit. that we shouldn't. Right, left, middle, it doesn't matter. This guy's full of shit.
I don't know.
What would you say to somebody who is believing this guy and is a natural, just a good-hearted person on the Democrat, on the left side, and starting to believe this guy? What should that person do?
What would I say to them?
Yeah.
I mean, it doesn't matter what I say to them because they already made up their mind. That's the problem, dude. People aren't There's very few people that are able to hear information and change their mind once they've assigned themselves the identity of whatever it is they chose.
Once they joined the team.
Exactly. If they choose Republican or MAGA or whatever you want to call it, or they choose Democrat, that's a, an attachment of identity. I'm part of that team. And when your team does fucked up shit, you still want your team to win. So you're willing to like look the other way and pretend it doesn't exist. And that just begets more and more and more corruption from both sides. So like, what would I say to someone? I wouldn't probably say anything to someone who said I'm voting for him because I would personally think they were too fucking stupid to ever be influenced by anything that I would say.
Yep.
Because the people who are influenced is like the middle 4% of people. And that's because very few people have the ability to critically think. And by our elections, it's, it's fucking 4% of the country. It's people who can be swayed one way or another way based upon information that they received. And if I'm being real, I think a lot of people who are critical thinking, common sense people feel politically homeless and don't want to vote because they know That the, the most of the people are total fucking liars.
Both ways. Right.
So like, this is a, you know, I think our smartest people are sitting out because they realize that whoever they vote for is going to be shitty. That's a problem.
That's a massive problem. Yeah. The other thing too that I found was weird with this too, it's like, you know, him being of the left, all those fucking other things he says he stands for and believes in. Right. It's like, you know, This is another reason why I believe he's lying. And it's because of this, like, had this been 5 years ago, he would've used that to his fucking—
I'm having a mental health problem.
I, I, I've decided mental health matters to me and I'm taking, you know, 9 days for myself.
Yeah. Right.
You know, like, bro, and you know, 5 years ago that would've worked.
Yeah.
They know it doesn't work now.
Yeah.
That's why you gotta lie about it.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Now the question becomes, how far are you willing to go to lie about it?
Right?
Because now, uh, I'm talking—
Well, it sounds like he's caught.
It does sound like he's caught. But here, but here's the thing though, dude, the way the internet works, that center came out, uh, and said, uh, tweeted this out on X saying, quote, Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope. Which again, that video, that phone call recording that we just listened to—
Okay, well, here, in all fairness, how do you know that that woman on the other end of that phone call isn't some person that they made say that?
Right. I mean, we don't know.
That's what I'm saying. We don't know.
Fucking—
Phone call could be fake.
Right. Could be.
Off of the way he behaved, it felt like he was fucking completely lying.
100%.
But that phone call could be fake.
Yeah, it could be. It very well could be.
And all they got to do is create some doubt.
100%. Yeah, 100%, man. Dude, it's just a weird fucking time right now, man. It's a weird time.
Well, I think the weird time of it is, is that people are willing to believe people Or brush aside things that they shouldn't. And, you know, I mean, we see this on both sides of the political spectrum, you know, like people who love Trump, they aren't— they are incapable of criticizing him. They're incapable of criticizing. If you find yourself in a position— I'm not saying that you have to criticize people, but if you find yourself in a situation where someone's doing something and you don't like what they're doing and you can't say that, that you're in a fucking real cult.
That's right. When you, when you know it's wrong and you see it and you don't. Yeah. Yeah. 100%.
And that goes for both sides of the equation, dude. Like I'm all about, you know, what the truth is, but the truth is neither 100% these guys, 100% those guys. That's not what it is. It's always in the middle.
Right.
And I think it's, I think this is a fault of the American people. You know, American people look at politics like it's sports. Right. I'm a Cubs fan. I'm a Cardinals fan. Fuck the Cubs. I hope they lose. I don't care that the Cardinals cheated to beat them.
That's right.
You know what I mean?
So what? They were using steroids.
Yeah.
Right. Yeah. And like, dude, that's not, that's not how we should be thinking about our government. And that doesn't produce good things for the people of this country.
Yeah.
I'll attest. I'll give one fact before we go ahead. Uh, this past weekend Trump was doing a rally in Clarksville, Tennessee. And he said to his supporters, I could say the stupidest things and you would clap.
I saw that.
Oh, I didn't see that.
Yeah.
You got the video?
He said, he said, uh, what? Yeah.
Yeah.
He said, I love the support.
He said, I, I, he's like, I love you guys. You guys treat me so good.
There's a video.
I get so— you got the clip?
I, I, I can send it over.
What? I didn't see this.
Oh yeah.
That, that goes along with exactly what you're saying.
Yeah.
Bro, that's crazy. And they fucking clapped.
They did clap. They laughed and clapped.
Oh man.
I think there's some science behind it. And you've said it before too, like people who make some sort of big purchase or some sort of big decision, they cling to it because they don't want to appear stupid for making that choice.
Yeah.
And same thing with the political affiliation that you're saying.
Yeah.
It's human psychology.
It's brainwashing, bro.
Yeah.
It's, it's cult thinking.
Yeah.
You know, here it is. But there's things and you clap, you know, I love you so much.
No, it's true.
No, there's such love. It's like Like, I mean, it's amazing when you stand up here. It's just like the love. I could say the stupidest things and you clap. You know, I love you so much.
It's been going on for 12 years. But we don't say—
Bro, that's wild.
There's certain things that even when they come into your mind You shouldn't say.
You don't say it.
And you could see him like process that. He starts to think about it and then he's like, oh shit, fuck it, I'm saying it.
Yeah. And then that one Trump on this show, it was like, say it, say it, say it.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
But dude, he's, he's correct.
Okay.
And people will clap for him no matter what. And that's the problem that I see with the Trump administration is that people are not holding him accountable. I want him to win. Fuck dude. You don't think I want Trump to come in and clean the shit up? That's what he promised he was going to do.
Yeah.
Okay. I want him to do that. There's no, there's no question.
All right.
But the fact of the matter is, is that for the things that he ran on, the holding of accountability, the fucking deportations, the economy, the no new, none of that shit's not happening at any meaningful rate for the American person. Okay. So that's why they're going to have trouble in midterms.
Yeah.
He could have came in on day one when there was an 80-something percent amongst everyone, Democrats and Republicans, to remove these illegals. He could have came in the day after he was inaugurated and said, all right, starts today. And you're not going to like it. It's not going to be pretty. There's going to be fucking eggs that get broke, but we are getting rid of these people like I told you we would. And people would have tolerated the, the broken eggs that come with that sort of an operation. If you remember, I was saying this for years. I said, dude, we're letting all these people in. And when it comes time to get them out, people aren't going to like the look of what it looks like to get them out. And what happened? Oh, a couple agitators got in the way and then it stalled out the whole fucking thing.
Yep. Right. So no new wars. Yeah, dude. Here we are.
Look, man, it is what it is. And, you know, I got friends that are in that camp of I can't criticize Trump. You know, you're in a fucking cult, dude.
It's okay. I got enough for both of us.
Well, I'm just saying, no, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. You should be able to look at someone who you respect. And if they make a decision that you don't agree with, you should be able to say, hey dude, I like that guy. I hope he wins, but that ain't the way.
Right. It doesn't mean you hate them. No, it doesn't mean— yeah, I think that's where most people get caught up at too. You know what I'm saying? Because of how polarized everything is.
These people are not our friends, dude. These politicians are not our friends. They're not the friends of the American people. They are self-serving. They are in there for their own political and financial gain. And when we get caught up in a situation where we're constantly picking the lesser of two evils, we're always going to get screwed.
Every time.
Yeah.
Every time. Every time, dude. Yeah, man. Guys, tell us in the comments what the fuck—
where do you think that shit with Trump is? We talked about this last show, but what do you think that shit with Trump is saying he's not going to arrest these people for the shit they did?
Yeah, I can do it if I want to do it.
Do it.
Why don't— why wouldn't you want to do it?
You know, people don't believe in the fucking democratic process of this country right now.
No. So it's been eroded anyway. You might as well.
Yeah. So the only way to get trust back is through accountability. And disclosure of what's actually going on. So yeah, that guy's a worm though.
Yeah.
Talarico. Very clearly.
I don't like his 5%.
Is he got it? Is he like doing good?
Uh, I don't know. I got to check the polls.
If he's doing good, it's only because he's the opposite of what people Hey, some websites say tied.
Some websites say he has a narrow lead.
Yeah, it could go either.
And who's he running against?
Ken Paxton. Yeah.
Well, Yeah.
He has a narrow lead right now over Ken Paxton. Yeah.
Hmm.
All right, guys, tell us what you think about James Talafrico. I don't like his 5 o'clock shadow. It looks ingenuous.
It does. It looks like I'm trying to be like, I'm trying to be like a rugged dude.
That's right.
Like that, you know what that is? That's someone on his team saying, bro, you're a baby face and we need to toughen you up a little bit.
That's right. That's right. Let's get a little salt and pepper going.
The next thing he'll be, We'll get a, we'll get a video of him like using a chainsaw or something. You know what I'm saying? No, for real. For real. And he won't know how to use it. Right. And then he'll get tore up for that.
Yeah. James, lose the tie. Lose the tie.
Just, just fucking lose the election.
Just quit. Yeah. Fuck, dude. Oh man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. That being said, our 3rd and final headline. Headline number 3. Andy, you like video games? You, you've played video games before?
I don't play games now.
All right, Mr. T.
I don't play no fucking games.
That's right, that's right. You're right, you're right. Well, you might wanna play this one. There is a brand new game out there that's just released. It's only $5.
I don't even have fun. That's how serious I am.
That's right, that's right.
I don't fuck around.
That's right, that's right, that's right. Um, there's a brand new game out. Uh, it costs only $5. All right. And people are raving about it. We got some problems here. Hello Reads Hood Warfare 2 is the viral $5 Call of Duty clone. Yep. Yep.
Oh, what is it?
$5 gets you a milkshake in Pulp Fiction. In 2026, you can grab Hood Warfare 2. Yes. Despite the original Hood Warfare's all-time peak of just 68 players on Steam, a second game has been released. Needless to say, through the power of social media, it's gaining a little more traction. For about $5, you can grab Hood Warfare 2 right now, which was released on October 8th. It started out quite similarly to the first game in terms of player count, but it's recently seen a huge surge. of a few thousand players. It currently has a peak of 4,400 players, and this number is likely to rise as word of mouth spreads. Interestingly, one buyer who has reviewed the game, which currently has 74% of its 346 reviews being positive, said that Hood Warfare 2 is, quote, basically just low-budget Call of Duty, but also went on to say that it has horrible spawn camping. Other comments have alluded to the fact that it's fun at first, but quickly gets old. So the official game's description: rival gangs fight for control of Chicago. Pick a side, customize your weapons, and fight other players across a variety of action-packed game modes.
Spin the block and take over the streets in this chaotic multiplayer first-person shooter. Hood Warfare 2 brings back the chaotic first-person shooter gameplay and humor of the original, now built in Unreal Engine 5 with updated visuals, new weapons animations, And a new set of maps. Fight through downtown, the suburbs, the trenches, and the Chicago Mall. Hold down the streets or take the fights indoors with different routes and positions to learn on each map. Um, here is the trailer for the game. Let's check it out.
Man, out here, niggas got beams on their Dracos, switches on their Glocks. Niggas is ruthless out here. First thing first, you gotta pick a side, twin. Bloods got that boy Deshawn. He think he prime King Von. Crips, they got Tyrese. That nigga run around with a .308 quick-scoping niggas like he just got drafted to Vietnam. Either way, you finna be all over Chi-Raq. There ain't no shortage of places you can get your shit rocked. And the gangs got a couple of ways of settling their differences. Turf war. Fight for your gang territory on the block. You wanna hold down your gang turf? While also trying to run up on the ops, you got Chain Snatch. Kill an op, take his chain. Simple. Just don't get smoked and let other niggas walk off wearing yours. Hit a lick. Run up on the other gang, steal that shit, bring it back to your side. And while you doing all that, make sure them broke-ass niggas don't steal your shit. competitive niggas who think you going pro. One gang attack, one gang defense. Plant the bomb or stop the other niggas from doing it, and you only got one life.
So maybe don't run directly in the gunfire this time, dumbass nigga. Get your homies on, pick your gang, take over the streets, and prove you the hardest nigga in Chiraq. See y'all on the block. Hood Warfare 2.
Trapstar Games.
That's right. That's right. All right.
You guys just gave them a million-dollar promotion.
Yep.
That's right.
Well, I mean, listen, their budget, in my opinion, this— the guys over at the CIA office are having a ball right now.
Oh, you think they made this?
Bro, come on, man.
What?
What?
You know, and like, like, I know we've mentioned it in, in, you know, in jest every now and then, right? The CIA absolutely fucking contributes to this shit. 100%. 100%. Just like the DOD, right? Just— this is, uh, from Google. Consultations and propaganda. While the Department of Defense has an official entertainment liaison office that reviews Hollywood movies and video games like the Call of Duty franchise, In exchange for access to military gear, the CIA's advisory role in popular culture is much more informal. Former CIA agents occasionally serve as consultants for geopolitical video games to ensure a baseline of realism, though this is usually done as independent contracting rather than an official agency endorsement. Of course it is.
The CIA has an entire department based around making movies. Okay. And you can look that shit up. Look how many movies that the CIA has been involved in, in terms of, you know, making those, uh, you know, those things happen.
Venting. I mean, some— I, I personally think that's the biggest use of it. It's like they're just venting all the bad shit that they've done and kind of hiding it in the movies and TV shows.
Yeah, of course.
Um, but I think it gets a little bit more sinister because I know one, one, one facet of this, right? When we talk about how, like, you know, the issues in the Black community, right? Violence, Black-on-Black crime. These are all real things. I don't care who says it, who says it's not, right? I'm Uncle Tom. That's fine. Unc's got some shit to say on this. It's real, right? And there's an argument to be made that, you know, they're involved in the music industry and the rap industry, right? Now we just had a conversation a couple of weeks ago. Rap's down on the billboards right now.
Yeah.
And, and country music's beating his ass.
Yep.
So what better way to get the youth back engaged than Hood Warfare 2?
Yeah. I mean, look, dude, you know, I think it's— I, I don't think that you're making any kind of claim that would be off base. You know, when we think about why rap is down, rap, I mean, there's a number of reasons. Let's be real. Um, the rap today, fucking garbage.
Yep.
Okay. So let's, I mean, let's not talk about, you know, how bad it actually is, but also when USAID got fucking defunded, it fell off the charts, you know? And I also think there's other things that contribute to that too. I think people are tired. when they start to listen to what these songs are actually about and not just get down with like the beat and all that shit. They're starting to realize, because they look out in the real world, like what effect this is actually happening or having on society. So people are like, well, I'm going to do my part and not contribute to that.
100%.
You know, I think that's part of the reason. I think, I think there's a revival of Americana. I think that's driving country music and rock. People want simpler times and their music tastes are going to reflect that. Um, so yeah, man, I don't know. I don't know, but I wouldn't put it— I definitely, I mean, there's 4,000 people playing this game. It's not like there's so far. Yeah.
But I did download it.
I mean, where do you, where do you play this game?
It's on Steam. It's a PC game.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know, dude, like $5 to spin the block. All right. You know, call it training.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I mean, I would, I like, I don't know, man. I've been watching some of the gameplay on it, dude. I'm just like, dude, this is not good for us though, man. It's just not.
Well, I think it, I think, you know, especially when you throw it on top of a culture that already has a, issue with violence and the, the non-valuing of human life, it only contributes to the problems that we're seeing.
Mm-hmm.
You know, um, and you know, 20 years ago, you know, people would say, oh, all these violent video games are making kids violent. And I was like, yeah, fucking bullshit.
That's right.
You know, but as you get older, you start to realize that just because you're smart enough not to go out and do this shit doesn't mean that everybody is.
100%.
Right. And you deal— you get this shit into people that don't have you know, any kind of, uh, moral framework, you know, it becomes an identity just like we were talking about before. You know, I'm a fucking gangster.
That's right. You know, that's right. That's right. You know, even some of the engines and stuff that they were talking about, like the actual, uh, you know, game engine that's used for this, bro, they incorporate— I was— why this is like, I'm not even bullshitting with you, like your character develops Like the more you shoot, the better you get at shooting. And so like you start off, I swear to God, you're holding your gun sideways, dude. I swear to God.
I'm just like— It changes?
Yes. Eventually you'll start shooting straight. Like it's fucking crazy, dude. It's mind-blowing, man. I don't know. I just, I'm like, dude, I just saw it. I'm like, this ain't good. It's not good. But it's going like, dude, it's, while only, you know, less than 5,000 people are playing it, a lot of people are talking about it. And I just don't think it's good, man. I don't think it's good. I don't know. Z, do they have anything like— oh, they did have an Indian simulator too. Um, you see, you saw that one because you sent it to me. But I sent it to— they have this, it's a new like, uh, first-person, you know, realistic, uh, I should pull it up because Madad's playing. He thinks I'm bullshitting. I want you to see this, Andy. I think this is important, uh, for the show in context. Um, yes you did, Madot. Can you stop doing that? Oh, let's see. Oh yeah, here it is. Yeah, it's the— they're calling it, um, the most realistic survival game ever made. What's wrong?
Did you make that?
No, I didn't make it. No, I didn't make it. Did you?
No, I swear to God.
Bro, you fucking sent me this. I'll pull it up. I'll find it in a second. You sent me this.
In a second.
Yeah, it's a, it's a real game. Look, here's, here's another. Oh my God, bro, look at the fucking train.
Do trains really look like that?
No.
Some of them.
No.
Yeah, man.
Hey, man, you know, you know what?
Oh, you can also play as a woman. Oh, you see this? No.
Get lost.
Hey, I see the bobs and vagene.
Disgusting.
Money, money, money, money, ma'am.
Ma'am, ma'am, can I take a selfie? You're so beautiful.
Get lost.
Yeah, I mean, these graphics are pretty good, dude. Yeah, is that what games look like nowadays?
Oh yeah, yeah, fuck yeah.
Maybe I'll start playing games again. Get lost. Download that, uh, that, uh, what's that? What's it called up there?
Hood Warfare. I mean, listen, you know, you play as Deshawn.
Yeah. You know, I wouldn't let no, nobody snatch my chain.
That's right.
DeAndre.
Yeah.
DeAndre. DeAndre. Yeah, man. I don't know, guys. Tell us what you think, man, down in the comments. These games getting crazy, man. Um, yeah, I think they said that like, like the update DLC lets you drive around in Hellcats and shit, but we'll see.
Yeah.
Um, you might buy them.
Can you buy the game with SNAP benefits?
I mean, fuck, you might be able to. Steam accepts all forms of payment. Um, guys, we have arrived. It is time for our final segment of the show. As always, guys, we have thumbs up, We're dumb as fuck. So we bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it, we give it one of these 2 options. Now, Andy, I know one thing that you personally hate is seeing animals getting fucked up.
Yeah.
But how do you feel about animals fucking people up?
I think they probably deserve it.
All right. Man fatally mauled by tiger. Prey bowed down to big cat inside UK wildlife enclosure after stranger tried to pull him back. Have you seen this?
I saw a couple clips, bro. Yeah, bro, they're gonna allow us to put this in the show?
They should. Yeah, I mean, it's not the full clip. Yeah, it's not the full clip, but yeah, this is fucking crazy. A man mauled to death by a tiger at a UK zoo was seen praying and bowing to the beast after he jumped into its enclosure, witnesses said, while also revealing a stranger had desperately tried to pull him back as he leapt. Uh, the man, quote, started praying to the tiger, bowing down to it after he made his way to the big cat's enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park on Saturday, witness Scarlett Hogan, who's 21, told the Post. Up until he got attacked, it was like he was in a train, uh, trace, not in reality at all. The zoo visitor also recounted that the man took his phone out and looked like he was taking selfies with the wild animal inside its home. Uh, here's part of the clip, bro.
Why would—
like, bro, he's trying to tell the tiger off, dog.
Yep.
Well, now the only silver lining here They're not putting the tiger down.
They shouldn't.
They're gonna keep him alive.
Yeah.
Well, yeah. Well then explain that.
They killed fucking Harambe though.
They did. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Why, why did they kill Harambe?
And not only that, Harambe was saving.
That's right.
Yeah.
You're right. Harambe didn't even kill nobody, dude. He was innocent, dude. Explain that. Explain it. You know what I'm saying? Like, damn, man.
I don't know what it is.
Please tell me what it is. Oh, I'll let people, they can come to their own conclusions on that one. Uh, but yeah, I mean, the tiger's gonna be fine. You know what I'm saying? He was probably like, what the fuck? Yeah.
Why are you in my yard? Get outta my yard.
Oh, this nigga about to try me.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Now he's yelling at me.
You guys should dub it and dub the video.
Now he's yelling at me in my own yard. What am I supposed to do with this guy?
What the fuck that finger supposed to do to me, dog? I'm a tiger. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He'd been waiting his whole life for something like that.
Well, you know, people are fucking stupid, bro.
Bro. Like, I, what would possession—
Dude, I think a lot of this has to do with like how sheltered people are from reality via technology. Like, I think people live their entire lives in technology now to the point where they don't understand that in reality things are much different.
Much different. Yeah, vastly different. Well, that's, you know, that's why the young people got that saying, you gotta go touch grass.
Well, I mean, dude, I, I, you know, how the fuck would you ever think that you were— this wasn't going to happen, bro?
It's so crazy.
You know what I mean? You have to be a special kind of fucking stupid to like, oh, I'm gonna jump in a tiger's cage and I'm probably just gonna roll around and pet him. Now I could probably do that.
Natural selection.
Tiger will listen to you for sure.
That's right.
For sure. But not you. Yeah. No, no. Oh, that's so crazy. Yeah.
That's fucking stupid, dude.
It's so stupid.
Yeah, man.
Yeah. I didn't see the, like, I don't know if the other videos out there.
I wonder how that selfie turned out.
It's right. It's right.
So if we did, can we get that?
Yeah, that's right.
Can we get it out of his phone? I'd like to see that.
Yeah. It's just fucking crazy.
I don't have sympathy for people like this.
No.
Like it's natural selection. Like, you're a dumb motherfucker, bro. Okay. And I'm glad that the people that take care of that tiger thought enough to realize that that was the guy's fault.
100%. So 100%. I just wish they would have looked at that, you know what I'm saying? Looked at it like that for Harambe.
Yeah. That's when the world went to shit, bro. It was right there when they killed Harambe. Everything went downhill trying to save a fucking baby and they fucking just shot him.
Mm-hmm.
Fucking bullshit.
Yep. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I give thumbs up for the tiger, bro.
Yeah, I do too, dude.
Do your thing, dog.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. Do what tigers do.
Like, bro, he, he probably went back into his cage. Everybody's talking him up, man. Bro, you know what I'm saying? You killed one. Yeah, dog.
Yeah.
You're a real one.
Yeah.
Wow.
You know what I'm saying? Wow. Whatever they say, you know?
Yeah, bro. Nobody's fucking with that guy no more.
No, dude.
He just caught himself a body, bro.
Bro. And the, what was even, there was another video I tried to get that one right there, dude. After it all happened, the tiger like went and just laid down.
You know what I'm saying?
He's just like playing with a stick and shit.
Really?
Yeah. He's just lying down.
Is the guy dead?
Oh, he's dead. I mean, you don't see it in the video. No, no, no.
Yeah.
I mean, they already pulled it, but yeah, bro, it was fucking great. I'm like, yeah, bro.
Yeah. I searched for the whole video. I couldn't find it.
I couldn't find it either.
Yeah.
You love watching such videos, don't you?
I, dude, you know what, man? I don't know what it is. But like, those videos intrigue me, you know? Like, I don't know, it's— I'm probably sick in the head.
I mean, that can't stand people breaking bones.
And I don't like getting hurt. I don't like that.
Oh, so you don't like that?
I don't like people breaking bones and shit. Like when you could see someone's leg go the wrong way or whatever. That shit grosses me the fuck out.
But you like to watch fatal stuff?
It doesn't bother me. Yeah, it's just like sometimes I'm surprised at how quickly people fucking die. Like, I'm like, oh shit, that's all it took.
That was quick. Yeah, yeah. No.
Yeah.
But, you know, I mean, you got what you fucking went for, bro.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah. The other angle that I didn't even think about, I should have took this into account too.
The reason, you know, a tiger could kill a lion.
Really?
People think that lion's the king of the jungle. Tiger's actually like way more fucking deadly than a lion. Way bigger too.
Really? Mm-hmm.
People don't realize that. They say, oh, lion's the king of the jungle. A fucking tiger will tear a lion up, dude.
Yeah.
You know, the, the, the other angle I was looking at too, 'cause I kept thinking, I'm like, dude, what is the difference between, we gotta give this guy a name. I don't know what his name is gonna be, but Tony, Tony the Tiger versus Harambe, Harambe, right?
You know the difference.
He was imported. He was an immigrant. The Tiger, Tony the Tiger is an immigrant.
Oh yeah.
To the UK.
He got imported from fucking India.
And so, and he got smashed. They didn't want that drama.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They didn't want the drama. You know what I'm saying?
They couldn't fuck with it. But Harambe was an immigrant here.
Well, I mean, it was a different administration. You know what I'm saying? It was a different time. Oh, fuck, dude. That's great. Fuck.
That's Harambe.
That's right.
Fucking stole my Kool-Aid last week.
Yeah, man, get that nigga, man. Oh, you got fucking Muhammad the Tiger here. They're like, ah, too hot, too hot. Fuck, man. Oh, buddy, man. Guys, Andy, that's all I got, man.
Yeah. Sorry for wasting an hour, half of your time, but share the show, please.
Don't be a hoe. Share the show.
Yeah.
Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze.
Fuck up bowl, fuck up stove. Counted millions in the cold.
Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her on bankroll, can't fold. That's a no, headshot, case closed.
Closed.
On today's episode of CTI, Andy & DJ discuss reports of U.S. immigration authorities raiding Democratic Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home, James Talarico resurfacing after an extended absence as his campaign pushes back against growing questions, and the video game Hood Warfare 2 going viral on Steam as gamers draw comparisons to Call of Duty.