Yeah. Went from sleeping on the floor. Now my jewelry box froze. Fuck a pole, fuck a stove. Counted millions in the cold. Bad bitch, booty swole. Got her on bankroll. Can't fold. That's a no. Headshot. Case closed. Closed. Closed.
What is up, guys? It's Andy Frisella. This is the show for the realest. Hey, DJ. Let's do a podcast.
Hey, Mr. Handy. Yeah.
Yeah. All right. Don't be a hoe.
Sheriff the Showeth.
What's up, dude?
What's going on, man?
Nothing, man.
Hell yeah. Guys, remember, gotta pay the fee, man.
I thought we just did that.
We did.
Sheriff.
We did the Showeth. That's right. That's right, dude.
You know, I always picture a turkey leg when you say it like that. Sheriff the Showeth at like a Renaissance fair.
Okay.
Big old turkey leg.
I, I do partake.
Yeah.
I like the turkey legs.
You ever had one at Six Flags?
Bro, come on, Black. Of course I've had one. Yeah, that's right, buddy.
That's right. You motherfuckers are keeping them in business.
Bro, them fucking turkey legs was— I don't think it was real turkey. I've never seen a turkey that fucking big.
Dude, it was— that's a massive turkey.
Like, bro, that's not possible. That's not possible. Yeah. Right? Like, come on. Those are a little fucking—
That's a turducken.
That's right. No, those are fucking— Meow meows. Yeah. I mean, that fucking something.
Meow meow drumstick.
That's something, dude.
Oh, fuck, dude.
But no, dude, I'm, I'm actually, I'm actually a little, I'm actually a little upset right now, man.
Oh, okay.
Yeah. We gotta talk about this. What's wrong? Well, because, you know, this is, you know, you have things that like just really grind your gears.
Yeah.
Right? And I don't have, like, there's not a whole lot that pisses me off. Like being alive.
Like having to breathe the same air as these motherfuckers.
Right. That's right. Okay. All right. That's it for sure. But no, bro, like it's something like, there's not much that pisses me off, man, but these little things piss me off so bad. Paper fucking straws.
Oh God.
Okay. Paper fucking straws. And I don't know when I got—
They still doing that?
They're still doing it. They're still fucking doing it. But here's the thing. All right. It just came out that paper straws are way worse for the environment. Way worse. Way fucking worse. Like not even like a little worse. They're way worse. And they got those like forever chemicals. Like, bro, it's just, listen.
Bro, the same people that care about paper straws are the same people that filled the oceans with COVID masks.
That's right.
Okay. So get the fuck out of here with your bullshit, bro.
I, I just like, bro, they melt in the drinks. You know what I'm saying, bro?
It's— listen, man, we got to take the world back from the do-gooders, bro. The fake do-gooders, right? No, you want to really do good? Go do some good.
Yeah.
But don't act like you're on some moral high horse because you fucking want paper straws.
Save the sea turtles.
Yeah. But you're willing to, you know, wear 7 masks a day, 3, 3 at a time. during COVID and pollute the whole world. Remember how many masks were like everywhere?
Just everywhere.
Yeah. And those are the same people with like go green on their fucking Prius.
That's right. Yeah. They really care about the country and the environment.
It's all fucking hypocrisy, dude. If people really care, they, they'd fucking be like us.
That's right.
Just saying.
That's right. Angry. But it makes me think, dude, like, you know, I'm sure there's like some dumb fucking inventions that were made. Like, can you think of any like Like pointless. And like, I feel like one that comes to the top of my head is like the cotton gin.
The cotton gin, huh? Well, what would we do without it? What would we do without that?
It's fucking pointless, man. People got lazy. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just stupid, dog. It was stupid. It's so stupid. No, but like, like what are some real, like really like stupid— Bro, don't make me laugh too hard.
I got a fucking broken rib. Oh, I'm sorry.
No, but like, what are some like just really like stupid shit that people have made? Like, can you like— did you think of off the top of your head? Like, paper straws is definitely up there. If we had like a top 5.
Dude, there's a phase of everything new that I think is stupid.
Yeah.
You know, like when new shit comes out, I'm like that grumpy old man. The fuck is this shit? These fucking pussies today need this shit.
Yeah.
I think the worst ones are where any gadget you want to buy, they want you to connect to the internet, bro. Have a separate app for that, bro. Like your dishwasher doesn't need that.
I will legit send a product back over that.
Really?
Like if I get something and it requires me to download an app to use, yeah, I usually— the only thing I've done in the last— the only 2 products I've bought in the last period of time that I can remember that required an app were the SleepAid system, which is fucking worth every single penny.
Yeah.
Okay. This is an unsolicited advertisement for Sleep Eight. If you have fucking problems sleeping, you get a Sleep Eight, you're gonna feel good.
Okay.
That's it.
All right.
That's the ad. Pay me some fucking money.
Send it.
Yeah. Eight Sleep.
Eight Sleep.
Yeah.
Okay.
See, that's how you know it wasn't paid, 'cause I didn't even know what the fuck it's called.
Hey, I think we got a shout out. I don't— Yeah.
Hey, send me a check, motherfuckers.
That's right.
And then, uh, bro, bro, remember when I sold like hundreds of fucking cold plunges?
Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah.
Off that one show anyway.
Um, what was that?
And then the other one were the, the, uh, Meta glasses.
Okay.
Yeah. Which I like to use when I'm riding or driving because it gets a cool camera shot.
It's a nice POV.
Yeah.
Just riding and driving so far. All right. Yeah.
Taking suggestions.
I'm sorry, dude. No, but like, dude, you know, the other thing too on that point though, not just the, the, like the, you gotta download the app shit. I saw this reel, this guy was making fun of just like the world we're in right now. And he was like, it's 2045 and you don't have the premium subscription for your, your gas up, like your electric range. Yeah. So like the fucking, like you putting pots on there, it's playing commercials and shit before it heats up.
Yeah, dude.
Like, dude, everything's moving forward.
Or it gives you 15 minutes of free use.
That's right.
Yeah.
That's right.
You get a fucking, There's actually a Mirror on Black Mirror episode. Black Mirror, have you heard of that?
Yeah, yes.
So there's an episode in that where this, there's a couple and the wife is fighting some excruciating, very terminal disease. And this is the age of like future advancement, technology and all that stuff. So this company comes along and says that we are doing this trial, we implant a chip in your wife's brain that will, she will be normal again. But they don't disclose everything. And after a while, she's reading advert— advertisements to the husband.
Oh, fuck no, bro.
And she— they have to pay more to not do that. She'll get up in the sleep and start reading ads to her. Oh God.
You know, I think the most annoying thing currently is that you never know what channel the motherfucking baseball game is. Or the football game or the fucking hockey game.
You're getting up there, dog.
I am too stupid to know where the fuck it is. What do you mean I'm getting up there?
I'm just— this is like—
You know where the Blues— where the Blues games are?
No, I don't have— Yeah, that's right.
I can't fucking find them either. They used to be on Fox Sports Midwest. It was 671 on my fucking DirecTV. Now you know what's on there? Nothing. And then it has a channel underneath that says Blues. What do you think would be on the Blues channel?
Blues?
No jazz, nothing.
Oh, it's nothing.
No, it's like they got Blues, Predators, Blue Jackets, Red Wings. No games.
There's nothing.
Yeah, I can't find it.
That's false advertisement.
Yeah. And then the only fucking sports I end up watching are teams that I don't want to fucking watch, like the Milwaukee Brewers in the World Series, which, by the way, congratulations to Milwaukee. It's about time you won a motherfucking World Series. Holy shit.
This is our first one in franchise history. Yeah.
And I, I do feel happy for the people of Wisconsin and Milwaukee. They're good people. I bet they're drinking a lot.
Oh, and eating a lot of cheese.
Those motherfuckers drink.
A lot of cheese. Oh bro.
They, they, they, they drink more than any other state in the country.
In Wisconsin?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah. Like 10 of the top fucking 50 college party schools are in Wisconsin.
No shit. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. But no, dude, they're drinkers, dude. Yeah. I feel like everything's just— They're called the Brewers. Okay. I see what you— I see what they did there. I see. Okay.
Yeah.
I didn't even know the World Series—
The reason they've never won a World Series, 'cause they've been too fucking drunk.
Yeah. I, yeah. I didn't even know the World Series happened, bro.
They're good. They whooped ass.
Yeah. It was like a fucking straight run, wasn't it?
Uh, they swept the Dodgers and then they won 3-1 against Tampa.
Tampa.
Yeah. Tampa. You guys, whoever's doing the branding for Tampa, You need to be fucking fired. I'm sorry.
Yeah.
You got the ugliest motherfucking uniforms I've ever seen in my life.
Are they bad?
Hey guys, let's go out and fucking rainbow color shit.
No.
Oh, it's terrible.
Is it?
Yeah. Terrible uniforms. I wouldn't even play in Tampa because the uniform's so bad.
I mean, listen, that, that is a big deal. You know, like they want me. Oh, this is kind of, no, I mean, this isn't like rainbow.
I expect you to like it.
It's about this, right? What the— all right, Andy, you don't think that's ugly?
I mean, that's the ugliest shit I've ever seen in my life.
That's like somebody last minute, hey, ChatGPT.
Yeah, give me most— most baseball uniforms have like a historic baseball feel to them. They don't feel like merch that some fucking here today, gone tomorrow company dropped.
Yeah, that's, that's bad.
Yeah, it's terrible. That's why they lost. Fix that shit.
They should have lost just off of that.
They did.
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I feel like things are moving back more analog, bro. Back on the thing though. It's like, cause every, everything's like, it's just, it's too much now, man. They got the straws and shit. Like, bro, I just want, like, I want an old school, like Whirlpool washing machine. You know what I'm saying? Just like, bro, just analog shit.
Well, dude, I mean, they figured out That, you know, if your, if your refrigerator or your washer only lasts 5 years, you buy another one. You know, back in the '70s and the '60s and shit, they built those and they last 50 fucking years.
Right.
Well, that doesn't do good for— that doesn't equate to great business.
It's not good business.
Yeah.
So, you know, I don't— it's just, it's, it is what it is. What's that? Oh, is that paper straws?
Paper fucking— that's my enemy.
Yeah.
Like they're good for one drink and they don't bring you another one.
Well, yeah, because the waitress is always one of them people.
You know what I'm saying?
You only get one. Save the turtles.
Like I'm over here. We're in Missouri, bitch. We ain't got no turtles.
We don't fucking sea turtles here. Anyway.
Over here fucking making papier-mâché with my fucking paper straws now.
Bro, the worst is, is like when they do get like soggy and then you like take a drink and like a little piece of it like goes in your mouth. No, that's a— dude, it's so nasty. Yeah. That's a terrible idea.
This is stupid.
Yeah.
It's just stupid. Yeah. Yeah. Not with it, man. Not with it, but I'm glad that's coming out. So hopefully that shit goes to the wayside. Um, but dog, there's a lot to cover.
Yeah.
There's a lot to talk about.
Did you say dog?
Hmm.
You say dog?
I think so.
You think so?
I think, yeah, no, I think I did.
My dog?
Yeah. Like, like a—
what's up, dawg?
D-A-W-G.
Dawg. Oh, a dog.
Dog. Got it. You know what I'm saying?
That's a different thing.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's different. You know what I'm saying? That's status.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Dawg.
Um, I'm like an unk dog.
No. Yep. Uh, but yeah, man, guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover. Remember, if you would like to see anything that we discuss right here on this show, you guys can check all of this stuff linked out. The articles, pictures, links, videos on andyfrisella.com. That being said, let's get into our cruise. All right, first thing, man, uh, so we gotta go back. You know, we just had a show the other day. Elections are moving, things are happening. We have to keep updated, see what's shaking around the world. Um, Fox News of all places, they are rolling out saying that Netanyahu is falling short of the majority, um, as Israel faces 3 possible paths to a new government. Um, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, uh, his governing coalition remained well short of a parliamentary majority Thursday as newly counted ballots showed a dramatic surge in support for Arab parties, potentially giving the opposition enough votes to challenge his control of parliament. With 93.8% of ballots counted as of 4 AM Eastern time, Uh, 10 AM local time in Israel, including votes from the double envelope count. Netanyahu's right-wing and religious bloc was projected to win 53 seats in Israel's 120-member Knesset, compared with the 48 for the opposition bloc led by former military chief Gadi Eshkol.
Now, the 2 predominantly Arab parties were projected to secure, uh, to secure a combined 19 seats, bringing the potential anti-Netanyahu parliamentary majority to 67. Um, now 93.8%, I'm sure we could probably, you know, chat this up a little bit. I don't think that's enough to swing with that much votes in. I mean, that would mean—
I don't know, it depends on if they do what they do here.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, like, I mean, you're talking about, you know, roughly—
Oh, we got a pipe burst, right? Yeah, right.
You know what I'm saying? But 7% left unaccounted for yet as of now. to be able to swing. I mean, what's he need? 61. So you're looking at what, 11 seats?
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know.
We'll see.
It's not looking good. And you know, it's not looking good when Ben BB is yelling cheating already. It's not good. It's not looking good. It's like he knows. Um, he's now alleging that there's fraud happening in his own elections, which, you know, he has full control over.
No, people just don't like you.
Is that what it is?
Yeah. People just don't like you. And you think that people like you because you're in power and people have to be nice to you, but people don't like you, dude.
And it's like, I mean, I'm sure he has his like, you know, diehard supporters, staunch fucking supporters.
Yeah. But most of those supporters are probably fear supporters.
Yeah. Yeah.
They're, they're, they're supporting him out of fear.
Right, right. I mean, dude, it's crazy, you know? And I've seen some places they've been, they've been referring to the, the Netanyahu administration as the October 7th government. Like, that's what actual Israelis call, call the administration over there right now.
Huh.
And that's what a lot of Jews are really upset with, was the handling of October 7th, everything that obviously followed after that. Um, they're not happy. I saw this video earlier today. Um, she's a Jewish actor, uh, actress. Um, and she was over there and she was, I guess she thought it was like during a commercial break. She's just shooting the shit with the, the TV host and stuff. And she starts going off. She's like, I'm not, I'm not proud to be an Israeli right now. Yeah. Because, and they're like, hey, you know, you're, you're on air. She's like, no, no, we're not on air right now. She keeps going. They're like, hey, this is not good. Like, have you seen that clip?
No.
Oh bro, it's— I mean, it's all in— what do they speak over there?
Hebrew.
Hebrew. Yeah, it's all in Hebrew. I thought they read Hebrew.
Oh, they read Hebrew but don't speak it.
Okay, I see your point.
Yeah.
Um, but it's actually a pretty good, uh, it's pretty good video. It's all in Hebrew, but, um, shut the fuck up, you guys. Let me pull this up real quick. Yeah, here it is. Yeah, she's a veteran, uh, Israeli actress saying that she's no longer, uh, proud to be Israeli. Um, check this out.
להיות ישראלית.
אין לך כאבה להיות ישראלית? זה מילים מסוכנות להגיד את זה.
לא, אני לא אומרת את זה שם, אני אומרת את זה בשקט.
I'm not saying it on air, I'm saying it quietly.
אני לא זקופת קומה על מי שאנחנו כאנחנו, וזה הרגשה היומה, כי אני הדור המושלם שכבר גדל, אני נולדתי ב-54, ואז נגיד הגיעה 67, ולקח עשר שנים להבין את חטא הכיבוש, זה לא היה ברגע הראשון. כיבוש הביא את כל מה שבא אחר, כל מה שקורה עכשיו הוא תוצאה של הכיבוש.
מה קורה עכשיו?
מה קורה עכשיו? מה לא קורה עכשיו? גם ההדתה, גם המתנחלים, גם הטרור היהודי, גם היהירות, זכותו של מיעוט להילחם על החופש שלו. גם אם הוא טובח באזרחי ואנחנו רואים את זה כשהוא עבר על המודעות.
לא, כשאני רואה את הדברים אחרת, נגיד לשמוע זכותו של מיעוט להגן על עצמו זה משפט קשה.
קשה לנו לשמוע אותו בבוקר, אבל חילי, אנחנו לא באנו לדבר על הדברים האלה. לא, חס וחלילה. כן, לא, אבל אני... אני מבין שזה חזק וזה פורסם וזה...
תאלתם מה שלומנו.
אבל אנחנו באנו לדבר על משהו אחר לחלוטין, על קולנוע ועל תפקידים חדשים. את יודעת מה, בואי נראה את זה.
היינו בשידור?
כן, היינו בשידור, בוודאי. אנחנו בשידור.
היינו בשידור בשיחה הזו? בוודאי. זה לא בסדר.
למה? אנחנו בשיחה.
לא, זה לא היה בסדר. לא אמרתם שאנחנו בחזרה בשידור. אנחנו בשידור.
אני לא רוצה.
לא, לא, אני הולכת. זה לא בסדר. אני חשבתי...
Well, I don't think— For those of you listening that don't speak Hebrew, um, basically what she said was that she was born in 1954. She didn't understand the Israeli occupation of the land that wasn't theirs until she was in her 20s. And that everything that's happening in the Middle East and has happened in the Middle East in her lifetime, and she's talking about the negative things, is a result of the illegal occupation of Palestine by Israel. And she's saying that on the air.
She's saying that these are all consequences of the occupation. Yes.
And that makes her feel like her people are in the wrong. That's a very honest person.
Bro, super honest.
Yeah. That's a very honest person. That's the first person that I've personally seen say that. Now, there is a lot— that is a sentiment in Israel, which is why so many people are resisting Netanyahu, because they're realizing that, like I said last show and many shows before, that he is actually causing the flak and the antisemitism, quote unquote, against Jews everywhere else in the world.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. So they feel this way. They feel that pressure when they're out there and they're like, bro, and they're not stupid. They're not like, oh yeah, we're great. And you guys are all a bunch of fucking idiots. They're like, fuck, it is us.
Right.
You know?
And, and you could tell it was a genuine feeling too, because when she, she didn't, she thought that they were off air and she said, like, that's what she said. I thought this was an off-air conversation. Yeah.
Yeah. And then when she found out she was on air, she said that she was going to get up and leave because she felt like they trapped her.
That's right.
That's, that's what happened in that clip.
That's right. And like, and that's, I mean, that goes to a whole nother thing, man. It's like what we talk about on the show. Like you gotta have courage. Shouldn't matter if we're on air or not. If you know what's right, say it.
Well, I mean, isn't that the whole problem with everything going on in the world? Isn't the whole problem that people lack courage? I mean, isn't that what we're talking about? Okay. Like look at COVID, how many people didn't want to wear the mask and would go up to you and me and be like, bro, how are you guys not doing that? really want to do that too, but I think this shit's stupid too. Yeah, right. But you're a pussy. And because you're a pussy and because you went along with it, now every— now we have all this other shit to the point now where all these people got forced vaccinated and the CDC is coming out and saying, you guys shouldn't fly anymore, right? Because it's dangerous. That's right.
So massive links between that vaccine and strokes.
And like, dude, people like us tried to fucking tell y'all and y'all called us terrorists. And so we kill grandmas and tried to fucking get my business shut down. down and all kinds of shit. Guess what? You can't shut me down.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
Dude, it's just, it's so crazy. But I mean, yeah, like, I mean, a lot of people are filling in. She brought up a lot of the stuff she was talking about. It's stuff that like you see, at least, I mean, I know I see, I'm sure you guys see it too. When you're just scrolling, you see these videos and clips and stuff and it's like, you know, while yes, most of the bombardment of Palestine is done because there's nothing else to fucking bombard at this time.
Yeah.
Now you have Israeli citizens going, they're calling them settlers. going over there and taking over land.
Oh yeah.
Every Jewish citizen is armed. They all have guns. And so they're not doing it by like, oh yeah, is it okay if we— like, they're doing it by fucking force.
Yeah, of course they are.
You know what I'm saying? You see these videos come out, like there's been plenty of journalists and stuff that try to go, you know, get, uh, you know, get eyes on the ground and see what it's like over there. And they get fucking accosted. They get beaten and—
Or they try to drone them.
Right.
Remember that video we had where they sent a drone strike against that reporter?
The BBC reporter? Yeah.
No, he fucking— they missed him. Remember he was doing it? And landed right behind him.
Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Dude.
Yeah, of course. That's what they're doing by force, bro. Like this. But that's the problem, man.
But even that, that's not— these tyrants would not be able—
look, dude, these evil fucks that control the world would not be able to control the world without our voluntary participation in what they tell us to do. All we have to do is to say what we think.
And enough people disagree with those things that if everybody spoke up, those things would not materialize into reality. That makes this a courage problem. And it's very easy to solve. You just say no or yes to what you agree with, and you don't posture your answer based upon what you think so-and-so might have to say about it. This is a problem. That people have in their own lives. How many people fuck their whole lives up because they're worried about what somebody that's totally insignificant to them might have to say about what they really want to do? It's the same problem, bro. It's a problem of people lacking the understanding that their voice matters, their opinions matter, their thought matters, and they've been brainwashed into believing that it doesn't for many, many decades. And now we get free rein.
These tyrants get free rein to go out and just say shit that they want to do. And people do it, even if it's against their own self-interest. And like, that's a courage problem.
Yeah.
Because people know better. If you ever find yourself doing something that the government told you to do and you don't feel like it's the right thing to do, then you are obligated By the Constitution to defy that fucking order, dude. Like, that's the reality. And a republic doesn't work without that pushback by the people. So we have to understand our role in the game. We have the biggest role in the game. Why do you think they spend so much money trying to silence you? Why do you think they spend so much money trying to convince you that you're irrelevant? Why do they try to spend trillions of dollars to censor information? Why would they censor information at all? It's because we're all being manipulated all the time. And that's what we live in. We live in a fucking ant farm that 200 evil fucks manage and they manipulate us all the time. And if people would just speak the fuck up, dude, it would solve the problem. They would just get involved. It would solve the problem.
A Bug's Life, 1998.
Yeah.
I just pulled up a quote. And it goes very hand in hand with what you're saying. This guy says, you let one ant stand up to us, then they might all stand up. Those puny little ants outnumber us 100 to 1. And if they ever figured that out, there goes our way of life. It's not about food. It's about keeping those ants in line.
That's it. That's exactly the same thing. So it's a grasshopper. Funny enough, I got a funny story about that clip. I fucking posted that clip in my story during COVID and I got my fucking account banned off of that clip. So think about that. Out of all the shit that I say, out of all the stuff that I put out, the fucking cartoon, that's right. Gets my account banned.
That's right. Fucking children's cartoon clip.
Yeah.
That's insane, dude.
Well, I mean, dude, this is even like, that's the evidence that we, That's what people have to understand. Like, when you— when people generalize all people into groups, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dude.
Yeah.
Like, you're playing right into them. Like, do you not understand that by saying, quote unquote, it's the Jews, it's the Jews, and repeating that over and over again, that you are creating the defense mechanism that allows them to operate? Because they get to point at you and be like, look at all the antisemites, we need special speech laws. We need special privileges. This is a big problem. We need to do this and this and this. How would they do that if people were to say, well, it's Netanyahu's regime, right? It's not all the Jews.
It's October 7th government.
It's the fucking banking cabals, right? It's not all the Jews, right? Like, how— if you were specific and stopped being a stupid useful idiot and generalizing the entire thing, then The argument goes much further because they don't have a defense that comes up and say, oh, you're antisemitic. Not that anybody cares about being called that anymore. It doesn't, it doesn't matter. They've lost, they've lost the ability to shame people for telling the truth about what they observe. They don't have it anymore. So.
Yeah. But you know, when you start, it's funny too, cause like, dude, you know, you know, I referee football, right? And it's always funny because when a team is getting their ass whooped, I'm talking like fucking 100 to 0. Yeah. Okay. The coaches start nitpicking, like the coach, the losing coaches, they start wanting to like nitpick on technicalities and shit. It's like, bro, to the refs. Yeah. It's like, come on.
You know, you're out here losing 80 to nothing.
That's what I'm saying.
There ain't nothing, ain't gonna call I'm gonna make, it's gonna make it any better.
It doesn't matter. He's fucking offsides, dog. Like, yeah. Okay. You know what I'm saying? His fucking jersey's not, bro. Come on. Stop, dude. Like, you know what I'm saying? I feel like that's what's happening with Netanyahu right now. Like, I feel like he's a losing coach.
I, I think, I think, uh, I think to tie this together, dude.
Yeah.
Okay. Netanyahu looks like he's going to lose.
It looks like it.
Okay. And you have Netanyahu who, by all means, everybody in the outside of the United States thinks he's a fucking crazy psychopath lunatic.
Right.
And now all of a sudden he's about to lose. And now you got all these people saying that, all these countries saying stock up with water, stock up with food, stock up with this.
Okay.
And you got Bill Gates coming out and saying there's going to be a massive cyberattack.
Okay.
Okay. How do they know that? Well, number one, that's probably their fucking plan if they lose.
Yeah, bro. You know, you know, you know, it's crazy.
These people are not going to give up power, bro. They're not going to give it up.
Fuck. Not willingly.
No, no. They're going to have to be yanked out, bro. and pulled out by force. And that goes not just for their government, it goes for all the corrupt governments.
You're going to have like—
nobody gives up their authority and their power and their way of life voluntarily.
No, bro. You're going to have to peel their fucking fingers off the fucking detonator. You know what I'm saying?
Especially if that— they feel like religiously entitled to that position, which is what he feels like.
100%, dude. I mean, but like on that note, bro, because this is It's something that like, again, I've been looking at it. I know we've briefly talked about it, um, off air, actually off air, not what she did there. But, um, because dude, like you, you, you have to pay attention like how chaotic these things, these things go. And there's so much shit that's like happening right now and it feels like a fucking orchestra building up the fucking crescendo right now. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like it's just so much happening and it's hard to like, look through the weeds and kind of pick out, okay, well, yeah, because dude, it's just so much. And, and so like, you know, we got to go back to like August real quick because I remember getting this update. I got this briefing back in like August, dude, and it's just now coming out as like, you know, public knowledge. Um, but the— there was a cyber attack on a couple of our military bases, um, on U.S. soil where, uh, they were hacked. Um, the, the on the bases and the hack targeted the freezers in the grocery stores on the bases.
And it turned the temperatures up to like 122 degrees, right? Yeah. Spoiled all the food. It was a massive problem. France had the same thing happen just earlier this month, right? And so, then we see this past week that our DOW, they're now rolling out program Fortress, Right? Making sure that all US-based facilities are able to run off-grid for 90 days. Um, that stuff's starting to get rolled out. But you look at what else is happening just around the world. China, like, they're talking about they lost like 3 million people in the largest population drop since 2022. You got fucking UFOs being spotted in Ohio just yesterday. Did you see this one?
No.
Right? I mean, there's actually a fucking, like, a picture of it and the ATC, like, uh, radar communications picking it up, right? Like, these are the pilots talking about this. Listen to this real quick.
Uh, it's kind of weird, but, uh, for November 1 Yankee Papa, we saw some objects on our left side about like 5 nautical miles behind of us, uh, like slightly higher than us.
You said you saw an object? No idea what it was or shape or size or anything?
It was like, uh, almost like a cylindrical looking thing. Uh, definitely not a plane, and it wasn't moving very fast, uh, in the opposite direction.
Roger. You said it was how far, how far above you?
It must have been at like 4,200, 4,300. It was like 5 miles off our left side heading in the opposite direction.
Roger. Thank you. That's my first ever UFO report. Thanks.
Yeah, it's our first sighting.
And then they took a picture of it. Huh. Right? Pretty fucking weird shit. This was over Ohio, bro. Um, this was just yesterday. Then you got today, you got North Korea launching missiles towards fucking Japan, right? And then to your point, um, as of today, there's over 20+ countries that have just issued these national stockpile orders.
Yeah.
The US being one of those guys, right? Um, United Kingdom, France, Germany, Japan, Sweden, Finland, the, the entire EU, and the United States, Canada, Mexico, and Taiwan, right? They have all issued emergency stockpile orders, right? Um, in various different lengths, right? Japan's is for, uh, Japan, the UK, Denmark, Poland for 3 days. Um, France for 3 days. I mean, like What is about to happen? What do they know that's about to happen? Now I have a little insight for you. Um, and I don't know if this is necessarily connected. I'm not saying that it is. It's just information that I have.
Yeah.
But there was a massive like data breach last week. Like massive one.
Yeah.
Massive data breach. Right. And nobody talked about who, like who was the bad actor behind it. Right. Like, you know, There were some conspiracies. Oh, it was Iran. Oh, it was Israel. Oh, it was Russia. Right. Come to find out, according to all the information that I've seen that I can verify, it was our own AI that went rogue and did create it basically like committed this massive fucking database. Whose AI? America's AI. Right. And so like our, our Googles and our fucking, you know what I'm saying, all got like— it was a massive leak and AI was behind it. It wasn't an individual person or individual group. It was literally just rogue AI that went, went crazy and did this. Um, and so, you know, you, you take that into account. I think going back to tying this into the election, like you were saying, bro, it's like, what do they know that's about to happen? Because I'm never like, you know, an alarmist. Like you see these people, like especially the QAnon stuff.
What do you mean, what do they know is about to happen? The world's biggest fucking tyrant Who interferes in all the geopolitical situations, who is in— who has been connected to the Soros family and all these different things, the Epstein shit and all the shit, is about to lose power. They know that. That's what they know. And they're afraid of what he may do.
Yeah. Yeah. And I don't think they can—
Bro, in all these other countries that are listed up here, especially like in the Eastern countries, they fucking hate Israel because they don't— these people don't meddle in other people's shit, and Israel meddles in everybody's shit.
And they're so close to it.
Yeah.
It's a, it's a physical problem for them. Right. You know, that's always been the thing. Like, like, you know, where we are strategically, geographically, like, we're pretty, we're pretty insulated. Like, if we're being real, we're pretty fucking—
Not if we don't have any power.
But not if our grid's not, you know what I'm saying? Our grid's not fucking insulated.
Yeah.
Our water supply's not insulated. You know what I'm saying? So there's a lot of things, but you, you, you're seeing these things, dude, and it's just like, What worst case scenario, what do you think happens? Best case scenario, what do you think happens with, with Israel's elections?
Look, dude, the best thing that could happen short or short or long term is that he gets removed from power. That's it.
Yeah.
Okay. And if I were in charge of one of these other countries and I thought that he was going to do something like this, and that was what I believed was going to happen. I would probably call my other buddies at the other countries and I'd say, hey guys, this guy's going to fuck up everything. We need to fucking get together and do something. Yeah. And that would be a private conversation that I would have with Xi and Putin and fucking, you know, any other leader that might be of the same wavelength that I would be. And then I would remove him from power before he had the opportunity to do whatever the fuck he was going to do.
So like, I don't feel like that's like some like crazy complicated plan, like to, to like, you know, think about. Why haven't they done that?
Because they have the Samson directive, the, the Samson plan where like, if Israel falls, they launch nukes. So everybody's like walking on fucking eggshells trying to figure out how to solve the problem without causing a massive catastrophe.
Yeah. That's the other reason, dude. I feel like the leverage has to be more than just fucking, you know, some some, some weird fucking photos. Oh yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like it has to be deeper than that, dude.
Yeah.
You know, unless everybody out there got micro penises or something, they just too embarrassed of it. But like, I feel like the leverage has to be more than that. You know what I'm saying?
Um, that's just my speculation.
Yeah.
You know, I, you know, it could be the fucking aliens, but—
Or Project Blue Beam.
Yeah. To me. Yeah. No shit. To me, uh, I think you would be highly naive to believe that these orders of preparation have anything to do with anything other than what's going on in Israel right now.
Well, on, on that, you know, what's also funny with all these countries, they all had a very, uh, a very similar um, you know, message, right? That there is no urgency. This is just a stockpiling drill.
Well, what are they gonna say?
Well, and like, if, if it tracks, right? Like, they're not gonna say, hey man, yeah, time to freak the fuck out, go get toilet paper.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
And cause a fucking—
They're not gonna cause worldwide riots by saying, hey man, we're in deep shit, right? And they're also not gonna call that play out if they have another play to run. Like, you're not going to show your cards.
Yeah.
Like, this is one of the fucking things on, on the internet that I'm always confused about, especially in business. Like, all these fucking content guys that own businesses get on the internet and like just tell everybody their play. It's like, do you not understand that this is a fucking competition, dude?
Right.
Like, you're not supposed to fucking tell everybody what the fuck you're doing. Like, there's never been a time in business— you could tell people little concepts and things to think about, but telling them your direct plans of what you're going to do is pretty fucking stupid. You know, I follow a couple of guys and one, one guy, you know, he's always posting like the shit they're going to come out with fucking 6 months from now. And it's like, what are you doing, dude?
Yeah. Don't do that.
Stop doing that. Like, if you worked for me, I'd fucking fire your ass for doing that.
You know what I mean? No shit.
And you're the owner of the company. And like, that goes for any kind of company. Like, dude. But the point is, is like, why would you do that? And why would you do that here? You wouldn't. No, not if you're smart.
No. Well, the other thing I think about too, bro, this is something else we've talked about. We are in the fourth turning. Yeah. Right. And I want to, I want to dive into this a little bit because I don't feel like a lot of people are familiar with this. I've looked into it a lot more here recently. And it's like, this isn't to like, fucking, we're not, listen, I'm not doing this to freak people out. That's not what this is. Right. But it's just, you should understand. some theories and ways and angles that people have looked at, you know, historically big events. Right. And bro, if you like start going back, history, definitely not only does it repeat itself. Right. But it can be like traced back all the way to the fucking Armadas. You know what I'm saying? Like, like these historic, massive historic events.
Yeah.
And they run on 80-year cycles. It's generally about 80 years. And what happened 80 years ago? Oh, World War II.
Right.
Well, what happened 80 years before World War II? You know what I'm saying? Like, you start— when you start going back, you're gonna see that, like, there's a pattern here.
Right.
Right? Um, and again, seeing everything that I've seen, I truly believe we are— we're here. Like, it's, it's that time for some type of global event. Now, this is— I'm not saying that everybody's gonna fucking die and it's gonna be ape— I don't— that's not what I'm saying. But if you look at the fucking— the, the history of it, something— we are due. We're due.
Yeah.
Right. What, how do you see that? How, like, how do you look at that, that theory of, of, of the fourth turning? Like, give, give some kind of like where, where, cause—
Well, I mean, dude, uh, Stefan Arnone, who, who's dead now, by the way.
Um, he wrote a book back in, and I, I was friends with him. He fucking passed away. Uh, he wrote a book, he passed away in 2020. And he wrote a book called, uh, Hard Times Create Weak Men, Weak Men Create Hard Times. Okay. That's the name of his book. You can find his book, pull it up. This was the first guy really talking about it, by the way. And when he was talking about it, everybody thought he was fucking crazy. Stefan Arnaud. I got you. You see him?
Yeah. So I knew this guy. All right. And he was on this shit. so hard for so long, way before anybody else was. And then all of a sudden, bro, he fucking died. And like, when I say he died, I was talking to him. Like, it was like, I think he died in like May, maybe. Maybe. What did he die? Was it—
I'm looking it up.
Yeah. I was talking to him like a week before. Everything was normal. Everything was fine. And then he was fucking dead. And It was, you know, it was fucked up. Uh, allegedly he died from cancer. Yeah.
May 6th, 2020.
Yeah. But I talked to him like a week before that, like the last day of April. Um, and then, you know, the next week he was fucking gone. We were supposed to do— we, uh, I did a podcast with him. Me and him did a podcast on his podcast and he was going to do our podcast. And then, uh, you know, I reached back out and his team was like, yeah, man, we're sorry. He passed away. So, I mean, he was a different kind of dude, bro. Like, he, he, he was definitely, you know, back then not everybody was awake. Not everybody was paying attention. Everybody thought that people that talked about this shit were crazy.
Yeah.
But, um, this guy was way ahead of the fucking curve and he talked about all these things. And I mean, dude, he, he could lay it out just like, um, you know, like you're saying, you know, every 80 years, like, dude, honestly, if you just go to his fucking YouTube and watch it, you're gonna learn a fuck ton of shit.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah, man, I mean, we are in, we are in the normal cycle of society going through a massive revolution, evolution, they want to call it, uh, of technology and culture. And when that happens, typically there's violence and we are definitely in that timeframe of that happening. And I think, uh, I think to your point, man, you know, I don't know Uh, but it certainly feels like shit's coming to a head.
Yeah, it definitely feels like that.
Yeah. Remember we called this, dude. We, I fucking said this. You said this back in, uh, 2021, 2022, when COVID finally ended, we're like, okay, well, COVID didn't work. They're going to come out with something. What could they do?
I think COVID would have been it.
Yeah. But it didn't work.
It didn't work.
You got Bill Gates saying that. Bill Gates said, Bill Gates came out and said, well, COVID, you know, it didn't, it didn't work out the way that I thought it would. But this next time it will. Okay. He's just a fucking quote of him saying that. Yeah.
Yes.
And, you know, we're now— I said there was one of two things that could happen. One, they could launch another pandemic with an actual disease that actually has a high mortality rate and fucking blame everybody who was the resistance for everybody dying.
Right.
And then, and then imprison them, execute them, or whatever they do. Uh, or they could do a massive cyberattack and just shut everything down and let people fucking starve and fight and figure it out for themselves. And, um, you know, that's, it seems like it's going that way. The second, the latter, you know?
Yeah. The, the, the specific book we're talking about, it's by, uh, uh, Strauss-Howe. Yeah. It's called The Fourth Turning. Strauss-Howe Theory. Um, and it's an 80 to 90 year, um, of 4 20-year turnings.
Yeah, bro. Just, just go into your ChatGPT. Cause I know y'all motherfuckers ain't going to read a whole book. And ask him to summarize the fucking book for you. Yeah, give the synopsis of it.
Yeah, yeah. I saw this. Let me show this real quick just to give some context here.
History is about to reset. In 1997, 2 historians found a pattern hiding in history. 80-year cycles, each ending in a crisis. A hard reset. 80 years ago, that reset was World War II. 80 years before that, Civil War. 80 years before that, the American Revolution. And back and back. And today, right on schedule, we're here at the crisis, at the edge of the reset. The cycle is the same every time. 4 repeating beats and 4 types of people who push us through the reset, shape what comes next. And the role you play, that depends on when you were born.
Yeah. So we're in a generation of heroes. Isn't that weird?
Is that where we are? Yeah. Okay.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, look, it makes sense because dude, you, that person of that age From 1982 to 2006, they're the last people that remember what life was like before this fucking bullshit.
Before it, right?
Okay. These newer kids, the artists, they cannot fucking comprehend it. So how do you explain to someone who, who's always had it, how much better shit was before? You can't. And if this continues, and let's say those people of my age get old and die, the idea of freedom will die with that generation. That's the, that's the part.
Yeah.
Because, and then you have a situation where the entire world doesn't even understand what freedom is. That's why it's such a crucial time. Okay. This is why I've been coming on here for 6 fucking years, 7 years on Real AF talking about this shit. Okay. I could have easily just kept talking about how to make money, which I was very good at. And I'm still very good at, but this is more important than that right now. Yeah.
Yeah, bro. Laid out like this, it really does make sense, man.
Yeah.
And like these 20-year segments, you know, there's big events that happen in each one and it's like, you know, well, what comes— like, if again, like you guys got to look into this yourself, but to me it makes a lot of fucking sense.
Yeah.
A lot of sense. Like logical fucking sense. You know, you're like, and how it lays it out, dude. It's like, yeah.
Well, and it makes sense too, because when you look at people who are like between the '60s and '80s, where they say nomad and you try to explain this to them, they, their eyes are like glassed over. They're like, oh really? That sounds like, that sounds like it sucks. It's like, yeah, dude. Like, what are you paying attention to?
That's right. So, fuck, dude. Yeah. I mean, it's going to get weird, bro. It's going to be weird, bro. And like I said, I mean, this, this, the point of this was not to like, you know, oh, you know, go, go get your stockpile. I think people should be fucking nervous, but you should always be prepared.
I think people should be nervous enough to be prepared. I don't think that you're blowing a whistle that isn't justified.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not fucking, you know, we're not running around. We're dealing with fucking psychopaths, bro.
We're dealing with straight up sociopath, fucking no emotion, no empathy, have no problem killing everybody for their own benefit. That's what you're dealing with. And when you're dealing with someone like that, you have to take that serious.
You have to, bro. You have to.
It's one of the biggest mistakes people make, bro. They don't think that evil people exist. They think that because they're a good person, that there's no way somebody would kill hundreds of millions, billions of people to maintain their own life. Dude, these people are absolutely real and they will fucking do that.
Yeah. No, any of that shit just exists in the movies.
But dude, the good-hearted people don't believe it. Yeah, because they're good-hearted. They're like, these people have— these regular folks Have, you know, done what they're supposed to do. They, they went through school, they got a job, they contribute to society, they pay their bills, they do all the things that they're supposed to do. And in that, that's a collective effort. Okay. You're working with people. You, you, you have relationships with all these people. You understand their hardships. You understand what it's like because you have your own hardships. These people don't have those hardships. They don't fucking understand, nor do they care. In fact, These kinds of people actually think it's funny when people are running around in despair. They think the shit's entertainment.
They like us having hardships. Yes. They get—
that's the level of evil that we're dealing with. And if you can't fucking stand up against that, then you're a fucking coward, dude.
Well, I mean, that goes to the other piece though. It's just like most people just like, while yes, we have hardships, most people also have not really seen true evil either.
No.
You know what I'm saying? It was like, and like that, that like you've not like that. Yeah.
They, they've seen, you know, people shoot another guy or stab another guy or been stabbed or been shot or shot somebody. Okay. They see that kind of violence. That's like one-off violence that happens out of circumstance. We're talking about organized evil, Dr. Evil, fucking supervillain Scheming, right, to kill fucking everybody so that somebody can maintain their own fucking life. You think Netanyahu has the interest of fucking Jews in his mind? Fuck no. He fucking doesn't like Jews. He is the fucking anti-Semite. He's the one causing all the problems for the fucking Jewish people. Okay.
Willing to let them die if they have to. That justifies the course of action. Yes, bro.
Which, which, by the way, that lady that we just played, she, she understands that. Yeah.
She knows that 100%, dude.
I think Netanyahu is the evil, the evilest dude on the fucking planet by a lot.
Yeah.
I don't think it's comparable.
Yeah.
How evil do you have to be to get your fucking, your, your tentacles into literally everything and do, do nothing but fucking disturb things. Right. Like, that's not the fucking point of the world.
Yeah. I think the other like miscalculated thing that people do, like they don't realize too, like, bro, Netanyahu's not new to this game. He's been doing this for decades.
Yeah.
Bro. Like, I mean, if you go look back—
'70s, dude.
Bro, go look. He spoke to our Congress. What was it like 2002, 2003 saying that we, like, he was the reason we went and invaded Yeah. In their first run.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Like, he's the reason for it.
Yeah. Bragging about it.
Bragging.
Yeah.
You know? And so it's like, he's not fucking new to this. You're just now seeing his face.
Do you really think, do you, okay. First of all, without Netanyahu, the migration shit wouldn't be happening. Okay. It wouldn't be happening here. Wouldn't be happening in Europe. Wouldn't be happening. Okay. Now, do you really think that the people of the Middle East, had this not happened where Israel came in, took their fucking land, and then basically proceeded to not be a good neighbor, but to be the worst fucking neighbor possible.
That's right.
Okay. Do you really think that if that hadn't have happened, that all these Arab countries would be so interested in hating America or coming over here or fucking with us? No, they'd be over there doing their fucking shit. Okay. There's a reason they hate Western culture. And it's because of fucking Netanyahu. Netanyahu represents Western culture in the Middle East. And then the fact that every other Western culture has supported him. And so they fucking hate it. You would hate it too, if you were them.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. But I also think that's the other piece though. I think most, I don't know. I mean, I would, I would hope maybe I'm, uh, Maybe it's just, maybe it's a bad hope in my piece, but I feel like there are certain, certain Arab countries over there that also understand that exact same thing. You know what I'm saying? Like you look at UAE, for example, like they, they know what the situation is. Yeah.
They're more, they're, they're more Western than they are Arab.
Yeah.
They might dress Arab sometimes, but those are—
Yeah. They shit in the hole every now and then.
But like, you know, they're not chopping women's heads off for not wearing a fucking cover.
Right.
You know?
Right. Yeah, you know, I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know.
But listen, dude, I, I think I'm right. Okay. I'm not often wrong. And I, you, you might take that as fucking cocky or whatever you want, but I got a fucking track record. I don't miss very often. And, uh, I think this all has to do with that. I think it all has to do with what's going on in Israel and they're all preparing for what may happen as a result of what's going on.
Mm-hmm. Well, I mean, that's the other— it's not like, uh, they, they, you know, he loses the election, he's immediately out. That's not how it works.
Yeah, you can still do a lot of shit.
A lot of shit, dude. You know what I'm saying? Fuck, like, we elect our president November, he don't get in until fucking January.
Yeah. And what happened in between that time? Oh, everybody got pardons, uh, another $100 billion went out.
Exactly.
Right, exactly.
You know, so it's gonna be interesting to see what happens, guys. Jumping into this conversation though, let us know what you guys think. Also, take this time to subscribe. Make sure you guys hit that notification bell to stay up to date with the latest drops. Um, now again, I said we would keep updated on ours. We have our elections coming.
Yep.
Right. We got, we got some things that are moving up there and it's so funny to see what, how these, uh, how these people act, dude. So, you know, James O'Keefe, right? You guys are familiar with him. Um, uh, what's the other guy? Uh, Cam Higbee. Yeah. Right. Um, these are what they, I guess you would call independent journalists, right? Um, but like old school independent journalists. Like they actually go in the field.
They go there.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And they actually see what the fuck's actually happening, right? They're not just reading scripts, right? Um, well, this comes out that, and I love how they're calling them conservative activists, right? Um, because I guess the other option would just be, you know, the other side has communists. So we have conservative activists. Um, they got, they just got charged with unlawful voting.
Can we just call them Crusaders? That's right. Right? That's right.
No. Yeah. They, they just, now here's this dude. Listen, it's so fucking funny because if you think like they're investigating unlawful voting, which Minnesota says does not happen.
Yeah.
Yeah. You get them for unlawful voting.
Yeah. And, and, and how many of these, uh, Somalis did you fucking hit up for unlawful voting.
Fuck, dude.
How many unlawful, uh, you know, when they put the, the paper up in the windows and they were, you know, wouldn't allow the conservative side to help count votes, how many of those people got charged with unlawful voting? Oh, that's right.
None.
Fucking zero.
Zero. Yeah. Conservative activists James O'Keefe and Cam Higbee were charged Wednesday with unlawful voting and identity theft after a Minnesota prosecutor said they gave false names to poll workers during the state's primary election. The men recording, uh, recorded the exchanges for a video to expose what they say are vulnerabilities in the state's voting laws. So let's check the video. This is just a quick little clip of what exactly they did, and it's funny because the prosecutor is more concerned on what they're exposing. That's a telltale sign, right?
Yeah.
Pay attention to what these fucking, uh, communist poll workers are saying. Hi. Hello. Can I get your last name, please? So that's Cam in a burqa.
Spell the first 3 letters. And your first name? Cami. And then your address, please.
My address? I just moved.
It is 3530 Cleveland Northeast. Got you here. So if you can take a look and make sure that— Can I vouch?
You sure can.
Yes.
We'll get you checked in first and then we can vouch. What is required?
Okay, yeah, just to—
you're already pre-registered, so nothing else. Just you'll sign something and we'll get your phone number. And then she vote? Yeah.
Okay. Um, do we need ID?
Nope. No ID needed? Her ID? She does not need ID? I have also 7 other people who I live with. Can they not register?
If you live with them, you can vouch for them. Oh, got it. You can vouch for up to 8 people.
And no ID for any?
Nope.
But after 8 people, you can't vouch anymore today. Okay.
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow, Election Day is over. Okay.
What if some of them do not live with me?
If you know them personally and you know that they live in this precinct.
In the area. It needs to be this precinct.
They do. So make sure it's the same precinct, not just the neighborhood, but there's specific boundaries.
And no ID, I vote, call me a bitch.
Correct. No ID.
Right.
Why do they all look the same? That's a new one. That, that's like a—
That, that, that creature. What is that?
I don't know. I got, let me see. I want to, I want to see where—
That guy's got a little Zuckerberg going on, bro.
I have 3.
And then doesn't that guy look like a Timo Zuckerberg?
Yeah. What is that, dude?
I don't know what that is.
Oh God.
Yeah. That, that looks like a fucking lecture about white privilege. This is the gamerhood. Yeah. You're about to get fucking lectured, bro.
Bro.
Yeah, dude. So, so listen, man, these people's day is coming, bro. They're physically the weakest fucking people in the world and they're coming and they're cheating and they're fucking with shit. And there's going to come a time where people are fucking tired of it and they're not going to be able to do anything to stop it because the rage and the aggravation that they are causing in society and culture Is building up in society, dude. And I'm telling you, you fucking communist people that like come here and do this shit, like it is going to turn on you and it's going to be real bad. That's, that's just history. That's what happens when people get fed up with this shit. And this isn't 1920s or 1940s or, you know, the Soviet Union where people are kept in the dark with information and they can't figure out what's going on. We live in a fucking world where People can find out what's going on immediately. So, you know, it's, it's a— if I— dude, the only, the only thing I can come up with is that these people are totally delusional about like what they're doing, bro.
I mean, obviously I think some are very complicit because like—
Oh, of course they are.
The reason he's—
I'm saying delusional thinking that like there's going to be no repercussions for it.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's fucking insane. But so, so they're set up, right? For those who are, who are listening, those who are watching.
Look at that fucking— look at that. What the fuck is that? Like, how do you even do that?
That's a hybrid dog.
That's a fucking alien.
I've seen, I've seen something like this in a video game before. I don't know.
You need to stop playing video games. Jesus. What kind of games are you playing?
I don't know. I don't know. It might've been a nightmare. I don't know. Uh, but dude, the election thing. So essentially, you know, I could, we could go up there right now. We could preregister in Minnesota, go up there and we take our, the entire podcast team. And just because I say, hey, yeah, no, they all live in the neighborhood. We're good.
Right.
No IDs, no nothing. Right. And obviously that's not a good fucking system to have.
So how'd they get charged?
Well, let's go to the prosecutor and see what they, them had to say.
On the day of the primary election, this August 11th, a group of people were attempting to cast doubt on the state's vouching system by posting videos of themselves on social media. We were alerted to this conduct by the Minnesota Secretary of State's office. This conduct has been the subject of investigation and review. That review is now complete. Today we are charging 2 individuals, James O'Keefe and Cameron Higbee, with felony counts of unlawful voting and identity theft. Free and fair elections are the bedrock of democracy, and their protection is one of our highest priorities. Mr. O'Keefe and Mr. Higbee entered Yes. The men who registered polling places in multiple instances identified themselves using names of registered voters in those precincts without those voters' knowledge or permission. Both men stopped short of signing the oath we all sign before receiving our ballot. But Minnesota law states clearly that no individual shall intentionally misrepresent their identity in applying for a ballot. Having entered polling places without legitimate purposes and intentionally misrepresenting their identity to election judges in applying for a ballot, the charges filed today are appropriate to address the conduct of Mr. O'Keefe and Mr. Higbee.
No, they aren't, because the oath was never signed. They never misrepresented themselves because they never signed a fucking piece of paper.
Wouldn't the more—
that's communist shit right there, bro. Okay, this is what happens in communism. They, they make a fucking crime up and they charge you with it and then they put you in fucking jail or the gulag forever.
That's right. Show, show, show.
This is the first, this is the, this is the first time that I can remember seeing, well, maybe not the first time, but this is a very blatant example of we don't like you. We don't like what you think. We don't like what you did. And now we're going to fucking use the force of the law to fucking put you away.
You're exposing too much.
Yeah, dude. So they post on social media. So they're a fucking, right. it gets a felony charge.
You know, because elections are so important to them. Yeah. That anybody can just fucking walk up and vote with 7 other people and it's super— you guys care about a lot. Yeah. I wonder what else this lady cares about. Right? Like what, what else do you think she cares about? We're— this is Hennepin County.
What do I think she cares about? Yeah. I think she primarily based— I don't know her. I think just from watching her, she's a fucking communist. Okay. And I think she probably bases her entire platform on identity politics and protected class politics, meaning LGBTQ, LMNOPA causes. And, you know, and then pretends to be some sort of ally for minorities. Oh yeah. While they still pump their, their American urban areas with American citizens who happen to be black with illegals from Somalia. And then they try to tie those 2 things together. Like if you criticize Somalia, you're somehow racist towards American blacks, right? Which is fucking not the thing. In fact, if you want to really find out who fucking hates the Somalis the most, it is the fucking American blacks. Okay. So this person is the typical person that speaks for an entire, you know, the meme. You know, there's that meme of the cartoon where like there's a black girl and then there's like a white girl standing next to her and she's holding a hand over her mouth and she's like, she's so oppressed. And she's like, I'm not oppressed. And she puts her hand on her mouth.
She's like, I'm— she's so oppressed. That's her. So am I right or wrong?
Well, I would say you're pretty, you're pretty fucking spot on, uh, actually, because I got a little story on this lady here. Uh, to your point again, it's Minnesota. You got Mogadishu up in there, which she also represents. Um, I would like to introduce you guys into entering the show, a gentleman by the name of Abdi Mahat Bile Mohamed. Okay, this individual, um, was charged on 2 separate occasions, once in 2017 and once in 2024, uh, with rape. Okay, this is a Somali, uh, immigrant. Um, and he got a sweet deal on both. Um, in 2017, he received a 3-year prison sentence that was stayed for 5 years, meaning no prison time served. Um, and he just got 5 years of probation. And then in 2024, again, it was a rape case. It got diluted to an assault case. He received a 14, uh, 14-month prison sentence that was also stayed. Um, with one single day of probation. Um, and you wonder who was the prosecutor on both of those? Oh, it's Miss Mary Majority. Mm-hmm. This lady right now. Let's see what she had to say on this one though. She, she stated that the office agreed to the plea deal because the loss of critical witnesses and evidentiary hurdles weakened the case, making felony convictions the achievable outcome rather than a lengthy prison sentence.
Um, but you know what's interesting? So she cares more about, you know, James and Cam, right? Than this fucking Somali dude running around and raping people. Um, this is him, by the way. That was 2017. This is 2024. Um, but it's so funny because, you know, then in 2025 he did it again. Uh, and then—
Yeah, because that's their fucking culture, dude. That's what they do there.
Exactly. Um, but this time, and this is back when Pam Bondi was in, they took it up federally and end up, you know, having no problem with witnesses or evidentiary hurdles. Right. Right. Isn't that weird? Um, but sure, let's go get Cam and let's get, you know, make sure James O'Keefe, they don't— Of course. Expose the shit. Yeah. It's crazy, man. And it's not just in Minnesota. We all know this. Again, we got a bunch of elections happening right now. Um, the DHS just announced that, uh, uh, massive arrest of criminal foreign nationals, uh, that have been accused of voting in U.S. elections. Um, we got to go to the DHS Secretary, um, uh, Mullen, see what he has to say.
Department of Homeland Security, we've identified 250,000 non-citizens registered to vote in just 4 states. Mind you, we have 46 other states, and just 4 states We've identified 250,000 noncitizens registered to vote in California and Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Nevada. We also worked with proactive states to identify 28,000 noncitizens on their voter rolls, plus 400,000 individuals that are still registered to vote that are deceased. Now, those 20— or these 23 states, they proactively worked with us on the SAVE program. That's Georgia, Ohio, Tennessee, Texas, North Carolina, Idaho, Alabama, Missouri, Louisiana, Kansas, Arkansas, Wyoming, Montana, Iowa, Florida, South Dakota, Indiana, Arizona, South Carolina, Utah, Nebraska, Michigan, and my great home state of Oklahoma. What's, what's interesting to me is we're getting pushback from activist judges that are saying that, hold on, the SAVE Act or the SAVE program, they are trying to put a a stop to.
And so if you look at just one state like Minnesota, where there's obviously people voting there that are not, you know, legal Americans, and then they can bring up to 7 other people with them.
He didn't even bring up Minnesota. Like, dude, that's the point. They're not going to disclose that information, bro. The, the highly, I guess, occupied states, what we would call them, I guess.
Worst ones. Yeah.
They're not even turning over that information.
No.
So this is in other states that wouldn't be like highly adversarial to, you know, the Constitution. Well, so yeah, man. But, you know, feel bad for people, you know, when they send 4,000 fucking military-age males to your neighborhood and say, you know, that they are Americans.
Yeah. He needs a place to To stay.
Yeah. He, you know what? He's, you know, he's just a violent rapist, dude. Like it's—
He's still adjusting to American culture. He's still a good guy.
Yeah. Right. That's like, that's what they try to— it's like, dude, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah. But then I see shit too. I saw this earlier. I don't, I don't know how true it is, but I saw it. Uh, it was somewhere I want to say up in Michigan, maybe it might even been Minnesota. This 21-year-old, he just got fined like $12,000. And he's facing some criminal charges for telling, uh, I don't know if it was an Indian man. So he told somebody to go back home and he's getting, and he's getting in trouble for it.
No shit.
Oh bro, you haven't heard? You haven't heard that?
No.
Oh bro, hold on, hold on. I got you. I got you. Let me find this. Hold on. Yeah. Jackson Tate Collins in Helena, Montana. is where it was. He was charged, uh, with a felony count of malicious intimidation or harassment. Um, he's— oh, they're saying he shoved an Indian, a man of Indian descent, with both hands and told him to go back to his country. And he's now been charged and, uh, facing up to 5 years in prison.
Yeah, well, the problem is, is that like it's not going to be shoving That's the problem. It's going to get worse and worse and worse. And especially if you start punishing people for words, bro, that's fucking crazy. By the way, holy fuck. These are so good.
Are you eating them? Eat them sticks.
Dude, the barbecue is the shit, dude.
I didn't even know there were Indians in Montana. Was this like a native? It couldn't have been Native American. I don't think that's who they were talking about. Yeah, bro. I don't know, man. This shit's crazy though, man. It's crazy. I mean, what if he was just like, mean, like go back to his house? You know what I'm saying? Like go back home. You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know. That might be a bad example. He might've assaulted the guy or something.
Just go back to your 2-family flat. You know what I'm saying? Like, who knows? I don't know, man. Guys, tell us what you think, man. Let's go be into it. I don't know what, uh, what James and Cam are going to do on this. Um, I mean, I'm sure they could probably get some pretty decent lawyers. It doesn't seem like it's going to hold water. I mean, listen, if they do, if this dude can get off on raping 3 years, 2 times in a row.
You're assuming that the law is applied equally. It's not.
It's fucked up, dude. Why won't he look at the camera?
I don't know. He's probably never seen one before.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He thinks if he looks at it, it's going to take his soul.
Oh, fuck. Why is that thing clicking? I am the photographer now. All right. Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. We have arrived. It is time, um, for our final segment of the show. As always, guys, we have thumbs up or dumb as fuck where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. We give it one of these 2 options. Now, Um, we got Halloween a couple of days, right? Um, we're actually decided we're not going trick-or-treating. We're just gonna do it at our house. I am stocking up on those mini meat sticks to pass out. I think that's a great idea for everybody actually, dude. Yeah, you should.
I'm gonna come get some too.
Yeah, fuck, bro. If I open my fucking door and it's you in a Halloween costume, I may stand there in my Michael Myers mask.
That's right.
Trick or treat.
Where's the fucking Kit Kats?
Where are the Snickers?
Yeah. Where are the Snickers?
No, Andy's not coming.
I was told you would have Snickers.
That's right. No, no, I know. You know why?
It's the only house in the neighborhood that's got Snickers.
For now. I mean, listen, apparently somebody's been running a sale in my neighborhood, actually. I don't know if it's fucking buy one, get one or what the fuck's happening. All right. Oh shit, dude. Not the minis. I'm talking about the king-size Snickers too. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. Allegedly.
Allegedly. Yeah. Uh, but no, I know you won't. I know you won't come by. You know why? 'Cause I don't do candy corn dog.
That's right.
And we're not gonna have any there.
That's right.
So, uh, you know.
I'll get some on the way. Uh, I'll stop by the white guy's house next door.
Go next door first. I know they will have it.
Bro, you go to any white people's house, they got fucking candy corn for Halloween. We have this discussion every year.
Every fucking year, dude.
Candy corn is superior.
Why?
And you guys all think it sucks. That's because you're not— I have an evolved palate, bro.
Is that because the top of them is white? Is that why it's superior?
What?
Is it superior because the top is white?
No, it's, it's— that's superior Fat kid food.
No, bro. It's just fucking wax. Yeah, bro.
It's pure sugar. Yes, dude. And you get like a whole gum of it in your mouth. It's the shit, bro.
No.
Only like truly fucking fat people on the inside like me like candy corn. I've come to accept that.
Yeah.
But I like it.
Okay. All right.
Well, Fat Andy fucking likes his candy corn, bro.
Fat Andy approved. Yeah. All right. Um, well, if you guys, you know, want some healthier options, mini meat sticks. Pick them up.
Yeah.
Um, but, uh, in light and spirit of Halloween, okay, I saw this article. Um, I have verified its authenticity. Okay. Um, so for our thumbs up or dumb as fuck article, man buys a fake human skull at a yard sale for $20. He uses it as a Halloween candy bowl for 4 years until a dentist notices real Filings.
Fillings.
Fillings. They're spelled the same. All right. I don't want to hear that. They're spelled the same. Are they not spelled the same? Feelings, filings.
I'm not a fucking spelling bee champ, but I understand context.
Like, nope, they're different.
Oh, okay. Fuck. Sorry. Um, yeah. Until the dentist notices real fillings. Okay. Um, so a man renovating his home ended up calling police after discovering that a human skull He had been using as a Halloween candy bowl for the past 4 years was apparently real. He bought the skull for $20 at a yard sale, assumed it was an old medical replica, and every October it filled it with candy for trick-or-treaters. Nobody questioned it until a guest at a Halloween party who happened to be a dentist picked it up and noticed several teeth had real metal filling fillings and signs of dental work. Uh, police were called. The skull was taken for forensic examination while investigators tried to determine where it came from and how it ended up at a yard sale. Uh, the man had spent 4 Halloweens watching kids reach inside it for candy before learning the decoration on his porch may have actually been someone's actual head. That's fucked up.
I mean, so what?
What do you mean? So, I mean, bro, that's fucking crazy.
All I'm saying is, is like, that must, that must have had, it must have been a big motherfucking head.
Oh, it's gonna be— it was a Somali pirate.
You said it.
It's the only thing that's gonna be able to hold that much. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
There's only things we'll be able to hold that much.
Yeah. I mean, you know, I mean, it does look like a big head.
Fuck, dude.
Is that the real picture?
Uh, that looks big. No, that's not— I don't think that's— Oh, okay.
I was gonna say, that's like— there's no way, dude. That's like a giant head.
But bro, could you imagine you're just eating candy corn out of a fucking human skull? Like, bro, fuck.
Apparently it's not a big deal according to Z.
It's not that big of a deal. We— so as you know, I've been through dental school, so we used to handle real skulls, and once they're carefully cleaned and preserved it would— you would not feel too much of a difference compared to a very good artificial skull. It's not that big of a deal. Hmm.
All right, everybody keep an eye on Z-Shot. Yeah, watch this shit. Yeah, yeah, don't go into Z-Shot's basement.
Yeah, I'm not— I'm not the one who wants to drink competitor blood from their skulls.
That's different. That's different.
Okay, that's different.
I'm not trying to eat candy Okay.
Okay. Okay, guys. That's different.
That's different. Drinking the blood of the skull out of the skull of your enemy is different than eating candy corn out of the skull of your enemy.
Yeah. Not same, same. Yeah. Not same, same.
It's like a, it's like a symbolic thing, right?
Yeah, bro. Fuck, dude. That, it's just wild.
Yeah.
That's wild shit. Like, imagine what's he got in there?
Dots, bro.
Now listen, dots are all right. Fuck with dots.
Dots are pretty good.
That's the best part.
Dots are pretty good. He's got Dots. He's— what's he got in there? Uh, he looks like a Tootsie Roll. He's got some of those Blow Pops.
Is that what you guys call them?
That's what they're called.
Blow Pops.
Those suckers with the gum in them.
We just call them suckers.
Oh. Mm-hmm. Yeah, man.
What's the worst? What's the worst candy?
I already know what you guys are gonna say. You're gonna say candy corn like everybody else.
Candy corn aside.
Because everybody else is jumping a fucking you know, a bandwagon and they say, oh, everybody loves to hate candy corn. Candy corn's the Nickelback of fucking candy. Everybody fucking likes it, but nobody wants to admit it.
Okay. Candy bars. What's the worst candy bar?
Dude, I'm— is there a bad one? I am the fattest person on the inside. You— there's not a piece of candy you could put in front of my face. I'm gonna be like, oh, that sucks.
So if I look up online, it says according to annual consumer surveys and national polls, Candy corn and circus peanuts are frequently traded the worst candy in America.
Yeah.
Closely followed by black licorice and Necco wafers.
I mean, I don't know who eats black licorice. That's— they have problems. Something's wrong with you. You do?
My older brother likes it.
I think that's nasty as fuck, dog.
Black licorice?
Yeah.
I'm not a big fan of Paydays.
Yeah.
Not a big fan of those, but pretty much anything else that's on the table.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
What's your favorite?
Real, real shit. My, my favorite candy bar is a Hershey's Symphony bar.
I don't think I ever had one.
Oh my God. Hershey's what? Symphony bar.
What is that? Is it chocolate?
It's, it's just chocolate? No, it's chocolate, but it's got some nougat and it's got some fucking toffee pieces. It's got some peanuts.
Candies we don't even know about.
Yeah. Shit. You're an expert.
Oh bro, listen. You're a fucking PhD.
You're the grand wizard of candy, bro.
I'll take you through it. Yeah. I'm saying like, bro, that Hershey's Snickers, you can get them at Walgreens. They have them at Walgreens.
I'll tell you who makes some good candy, dude. This is not a plug, but Sean Ryan sent me a bag of his gummy bears.
Oh really?
I swear, dude, they're the best gummy bears I've ever had.
Never had them, Sean.
They're fucking amazing.
Yep. Nope. Sean's never sent me shit.
Yeah, well, he did, but I ate them. They're fucking good, dude.
Fucked up, man.
You know, I got them and I got them and I was like, let's try it. I'm like, you know, Sean Ryan, Sean Ryan, Willy Wonka. I'm kind of having a problem making the connection, but I'll try them.
That's right. That's right.
Holy shit. They're good. I think he missed his calling, bro. Fuck. I gotta try some.
Send some more. Just address it to me.
They're good, bro.
So I can— they're for real good. Fuck.
But I think my favorite, like, Halloween candy for real are the bite-sized Kit Kats. The, the, the 2-bar Kit Kats. Yeah.
Little 2-piece.
Yeah. I don't even break them up. I was about to add, put them all in there.
Just go. Yeah. You like the white chocolate ones?
No, original. I mean, I don't dislike them, but I want the original.
Yeah. It'd be cannibalism. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
That's right. Can't be eating the white ones.
We save those.
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, man. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I got, dog.
All right, guys. Well, we will see you on Monday with Q&A. Have a good weekend and don't be a hoe. Share the show.
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On today's episode, Andy Frisella and DJ discuss Benjamin Netanyahu falling short of a majority as Israel faces three possible paths to forming a new government, China's population declining by three million people in its largest drop since 2022, and conservative activists James O'Keefe and Cam Higby facing unlawful voting charges in Minnesota.