Transcript of Kylie & Travis on Babysitting All Four Nieces, Best Man Speeches & First Impression Mai Tais | Ep. 53

Not going to lie, today, I wasn't doing my makeup before we started, but I was gluing these nails onto my hands because I have somewhere to be this afternoon, and I'm going to try my very best to look somewhat put together. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome to an absolutely electric Super Bowl episode of Not Going to Lie, A Wave Original, brought to you by Intuit Turbotax. I'm I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite football watching food is definitely crab fries. The best Super Bowl halftime performer of all time, well, at least the one that I saw in person, was Rihanna. And speaking of Super Bowl's...

Oh, God.

I'm the proud sister-in-law of a three-time Super Bowl champion from the Kansas City Chiefs, the best tight end of all time, the King of Funcles, and the Big Yeti. You know him from breaking chairs and saying, All right, na, on the other podcast.

Anna.

It's the one and only Uncle Trev.

Guys, what is up?

Welcome to Not Going to Lie.

This is exciting. This is silly. This is long overdue. This is so silly. It's long overdue.

This is going to be unhinged.

I now feel how you feel when you have to be interviewed by me and Jason, which is an exaggeration because interviewing is the last thing that we actually do.

Honestly, I give Jason a lot of shit for the times that he's dragged me downstairs to do this, well, to do the other podcast. But it is always a fun time. If people could see the stuff that got cut, Oh, yeah.

You're not going to. Well, we wouldn't have a podcast. It's just so much fun, man. It's so much fun. And you know Jason. Jason is just a... A good time. Yeah. He's got his fun way of life, and he's got his views, and hearing those views and how he delivers them on a podcast makes you break chairs.

Yeah. That was... Was Taylor actually mad about the chairs?

No, she laughed. She laughed her ass off. Of course she did. She has a good sense of humor. You busted a chair. I immediately went over to the scale, though. I had to see what we were at. You had to check yourself a little bit. No job January has been exactly that. Okay. Yeah. Take a step back.

We're relaxing.

I had two croissants on the way here.

Chocolate or plain?

Alma.

Oh, great.

Yeah. This is the last one left. It was a late morning.

The two last left? Got it. Now, how do you feel about being one of our most requested guests?

Oh, man. Not going to lie, it feels pretty cool. It feels pretty cool. I feel like when you started this, not going to lie, it It was like, you were coming out with aggressive takes. You were not fucking around. No, I'm not. I was terrified of them because I do not like aggressive takes. I like to play a nice medium take. Yeah, right in the middle. And let Jason You guys didn't do the aggressive takes? You guys got that side of the family. I'm holding down the middle takes.

Isn't that silly that we matched up on that?

Of course. I feel like-There's no fucking around over there.

No.

It's the best, though.

Is it?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. It is. I admire it. What was your honest reaction when you saw the text come through of the request?

All right, here we go. We got to do it. I can't not say no to this. This is something I owe you.

You could have said no. I told you you could say no.

I owe you this.

You owe me nothing.

I only want to be a good brother-in-law as you've been a good sister-in-law.

That's very kind. Well, I'm very grateful you did agree to do this because it is literally the perfect time here during Super Bowl week. It's rare we even typically get a chance to speak this week of the year. Because of the last five Super Bowl's, six, you have played in five of them. This is typically a busy time of year.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

I say that because I think Obviously, I'm sure it still stinks that you guys didn't do what you wanted to do this year because it does every time. It doesn't end in hoisting the Lombardi. Exactly. But to have that on your resume, not only individually, your accomplishments, but your team, the coaching staff you've been able to do it with, Pat, the other staples you guys have on the Chiefs. Oh, yeah.

That is unreal. It's pretty insane. I got the first step back this year when Pat went down and we lost the last however many games. I got to cope with it in that moment and still be in the building with Coach Reid the guys that I love in Kansas City and try and make it the best scenario possible as the year ended there. And then have taken a step back and really looked around and been like, Man, this run has been crazy, and it feels weird not to be doing anything right now. I was talking to Edelman the other day when he was doing the other podcast, and he was telling me how he still, in January, grows his beard out just because he doesn't know any other way. I'm just like, Man, I feel exactly what you're saying, because especially after a long season like that, and Jason does this almost year round, but now he's on TV, so he keeps it a little cleaned up. But you stop caring about how you look because you're just going into the building doing the same thing every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. You get into this mode of like, I'm beat up, but I fucking love this, and I want to keep going.

I got to keep I love this. Who's the next opponent?

Who is it? Bring them in. It gets to that point where now I'm watching it. Yeah, it stinks. It stinks, especially because I felt like this year's team, in a lot of ways, was better than last year's team. In last year's team, we only lost two games. It was insane.

It feels a little weird that there's not an end cap to the weekend in a way that there has been previously. You've given us a really fun Really fun six years.

It's been nuts, man. It's been nuts because obviously when you're in it, it all happens so fast. So being able to take that step back this year is just like, I don't know, I'm still proud of the work that we've done. You should be. Who knows if we can keep that thing going?

I think it's a nice break to run it back next year.

I already knocked on the wood.

There's a hell of wood. Okay, there we All right, now. Now, you're up for Walter Payton Man of the Year at NFL Honors, so congratulations. It's your third nomination, is that right?

I think. This is my first time being nominated. Emma's not nodding. This is my first time being nominated. I could actually go to the stuff. So I'll be at honors-That's so exciting. Tonight, and then I'll be at the game. I'll see you there. Nice. Are you presenting? Why the fuck would I be presenting? Oh, Jason is. Not going to lie. I think you'd be pretty good at presenting.

Thank you so much. No, I'm not. That sounds like my personal nightmare. Jason is.

No, just like the print. You're just reading it from like... Nope. The football length field away.

I'm going to leave that to you.

We're going to leave it to Jason. Perfect. I'm just going to be out there saying, Hi.

It'll just be the two second kids in the audience like, You're doing great. We believe in you.

Really hit that exclamation point, Jason.

Some emphasis. Now, you do so much incredible for Operation Breakthrough in Kansas City. What have you been up to recently with them in the Ignition Lab?

Well, that is a well-oiled machine that has been going on in Kansas City.

Mary has it covered over there.

Mary Ellsman is the best. She's one of my favorite people and one of the biggest community representatives that I know in Kansas City. She knows everyone. Everyone loves her. The kids that have gone through Operation Breakthrough from when they were in preschool, I've been there long enough now to literally see them go from preschool into the Ignition Lab, get college degrees. Those of you that don't know what the Ignition Lab is, it's a bunch of programs through science, technology, engineering, math that give these kids opportunities that they wouldn't have otherwise. So there's a mechanic shop, there's an entertainment studio. My dad has done podcast with the kids. There's a culinary, there's a kitchen. Kids are using everything that they can in here to just create a business or get an understanding of what exactly these opportunities are, whatever they're interested in.

I had the absolute pleasure of being toured around by Mary when we were in Kansas City for one of the games against the Eagles. You were saying that there's a culinary lab, but there's also An agricultural side of things, they have different... They plant crops and make sure that they do compost and all those types of things. But then they're actually using those ingredients, the herbs, all of those things in the culinary lab. And then they're using the graphic design labs to create menus and things like that. So it's the most... Honestly, it felt like you were watching an ecosystem.

It's pretty crazy.

And the cool thing is that you could potentially take that model and put it into other cities?

That's what my '87s are running, my foundation, has been trying to do into Cleveland.

It's a process.

Listen, there's a need for it in every city. There is. Because you need somebody like a Mary that's there running it and making it what it is. She's a superstar, so shout out to Mary. Appreciate you being you. Now we just have to clone her.

Yeah. Perfect.

We need you to find the next Mary.

Real quick.

For all the other cities we want to touch.

I hope this goes without saying we're so proud of all the work that you've done. And obviously, knowing that it truly comes from your heart to help the community that you currently live in and then always giving back to Cleveland in any way that you can. So even if you don't win tonight, Operation Breakthrough is is going to win because we're going to make a donation from Not Going to Lie. What? Yes, of course, because we love what they're doing. They're unbelievable. We, of course, would like to say thank you. And the best way to do that is to impact the communities that you love. I know it. All right. Now, of course, I guess we should get back to Queen Emma's rundown now because otherwise she'll lose her mind. Coming up on today's Uncle Travis Super Bowl special, I'm going to ask Travis as many of the questions that you guys submitted for the Ask Me Some Things. We call it Ask Me Some Things because these motherfuckers don't know when to quit. You guys ask some of the most inappropriate questions. We're not doing that. This is the segment this happens, whether or not you're here.

So let's just be clear. We set that boundary clear. I'm also going to have Travis help me out with his first ever Doomscroll of the Week, where we find out right from the source if he is indeed a cool uncle and revisit why it's famous, Naughty and Sneaky clip. Plus, we're going to talk about my earliest days with the Kelsey family. But before we get into all of that, let's start with a real one comment of the week. And this one might have to go in the real one comment Hall of Fame because it's so good I had to bring it back. I just addressed this on the show recently. What's that? Trav, as my guest, do you want to do the honors and read this one? It's from Tina on YouTube.

Tina on YouTube. Why do the Kelsey family swear so much? At least Trevor and I highly do.

So, Trevor, what are your thoughts on this?

That is a bot, if I've ever seen it. Tina-id1zq.

Yes. Let me be clear. My initial reaction to this was- The person is trolling everyone.

Purposedly getting-I said, Who the fuck is Trevor?

That was how I started.

Trevor just sounds like an evil version of me. It's like my second-Dusn it? Your alter ego? My alter ego that's just like, We don't let Trevor out.

Trevor only comes out when shit goes down.

To be honest, when I was a kid and a coach or a new dad would say Trevor instead of Travis, I used to fuck it.

Wait, people actually-I mean, yeah, they're similar names in that regard. You guys are fucking up.

You've never gotten Kaylee?

Oh, I get Kaylee. That's what I'm saying. I get, honestly, you know what people get me with? It's just right there. It's just right there. It's just right there. It's just right there. It's just right there. It's just right there. It's just right there. It's just right there. They call me Kelsey as if it's my first name, and then they apologize and call me Kelsey again.

It's the most-Listen, me and names are not-you're not friends? No. Really? No. I do a lot of those big guys and-Boss. Hey, mans and sub-dogs. You are a big guy.

I do a lot of those. You're big on big guy.

I big guy, everyone. I big guy, little guys.

Yeah, but I feel like that makes people feel good. You deliver in a way that's like-I'm genuine.

I just don't know people's names.

I can't wait for the next person you see, you're like, Hey, big dog.

I have so many fucking just miserable stories of me not knowing names.

The number of times I've leaned into your brother and been like, Hey, so and so.

No, it's definitely a-I call it the Veep.

I don't know if you've ever seen the show Veep? No. Julia Dreyfus has basically a handler who stands behind her and whispers, That's Tim and his daughter goes to Penn State. And then she's like, How's your daughter Katie? Is she enjoying Penn State? And that's me and Jason.

So I was at the Phoenix Open yesterday before we went to New Hydes playing golf. And the gentleman at the big 16th hole, it's like this one golf hole has an entire arena around it. It's crazy. It felt like I was walking into the Coliseum or something when I went through the tunnel. And the guy hands me the microphone In my mind, I was saying, You're in Phoenix. You're in Phoenix. You're in Phoenix. Because I didn't want to say, Kansas City, what's up? Because I had a few drinks. In my mind, I'm telling myself that, and I got that from doing a Kelsey Jam, this musical festival that I do out in KC all the time. I saw one of the artists going up to perform, and their manager or somebody was in their ear, You're in Kansas City. You are in Kansas City. You are, Do not forget, you are in Kansas City, and I'm pretty sure that that's pretty common, that if somebody's moving around like that- You get the wrong city. There's nothing worse. If I would have went up there, I would have got booed so bad. Do you think? If I would have said anything but Phoenix.

I think if you had said Kansas City, I think if you go anywhere and you say Kansas City, it would sound like you're addressing Chiefs fans. You know what I mean? You're like, Where are my people? All right. If that happens, I think you just lean in.

Just got to keep doing it.

And you're like, Go, Chiefs. You know? Like lean in and be like, That was intentional. Yeah. Just keep that in your back pocket. You're not in Kansas City. You're not in Kansas City. You're in Phoenix. You're in Phoenix. Well, now you're in San Francisco.

San Fran. Don't call it San Fran. This is the only That's the effect that I'm getting in front of.

Don't call it San Fran.

Can't call it San Fran?

You're not allowed to call it San Fran. I'm not. No, no one is. It's SF or it's San Francisco. One woman who I met on the street actually said to my face, It's triggering. Ring, which I'm concerned.

No, it's not.

Do not tell San Francisco people that. We're kidding. We're not, but we are a little.

I am standing on that, though. That is not.

That should not-Trav is about to Sanfran the fuck out of this voice.

What? I'm going to purposely say it to everyone from Sanfran now.

Now, I have to get back to Tina. Tina. Tina and her Trevor. Why do we swear so much?

I feel like there's a level of not given a fuck as the second kid that I think we just we relate to that. We don't It's not like, I'm not going to do it in an aggressive way. We just grew up, and that's how it put people at ease. Like, I'm not that serious. I'm just fucking chilling.

Why are you putting so much power on those words? Why are you getting offended by it? It It's just meant to emphasize your point, right? That's it. It just spices up your sentence a little.

You could use those words for multiple things. They're universally... Like, shit could be a lot. It could be a lot of different shit.

Shit applies to a lot. That's what it's called. Suck applies to a lot.

Fucking right.

I say, Suck my ass. That applies to a lot. I say it on- Take that, Tina. Suck my ass, Tina. I actually say it on sales calls. The The sales team can confirm I say it on sales calls. Nice. Yep. Every so often we get a Suck my ass, that means we're not entertaining that.

Universal.

Because it applies to a lot. Yeah. All right, that's it for a real one comment of the week. I just needed to run that one back for you because the Trevor really got... I felt triggered.

Please don't throw Trevor out there, guys. Don't do that to me. This is Uncle Trev. It's a nice name. This is not... Yeah.

This is Uncle Trev. This is a nice name, but it's just not...

This is Uncle Trev. We got a A in there. We got a A in there.

Next up, we're going to do a segment called Can I be Honest? Brought to you by YouTube TV, Don't Settle for Me, Switch to YouTube TV. In honor of my guest this week, we're going to get honest about the first time we met.

Oh, man.

The early days of me joining the Kelsey family.

What was it? 2015, '16, '15, '16, '15, '16, '15, '15.

I think '16.

I think it was the summer of '16.

Summer. I actually- You supported me in my darkest of days, and I want to say thank you. Did I?

Yes. Kyla, you came out to LA and supported me dating 50 women, one from each state.

Okay, but be honest.

That all had to find the chance for love.

But was I supportive? But the real question is, was I supportive? You were there. I was physically there.

You were there. You were there. You were watching the episodes with us.

I was. You were.

I looked over past the camera one time and you were right there.

That's when my face was doing… I was like,. Now, the first time that we actually met was when you told the family that you were doing that.

Hawaii.

We got to come and cheer you on in Pro Bowl.

That was actually a really, really fun weekend.

That was very fun.

That was a blast. It was a fun introduction.

I would like to bring up when you and Jason were at the pool for quite some time. Yeah. Having my ties. Yes.

Okay. This didn't end well for me.

I have not brought this up in a long time.

Oh, God.

We were in what was like a two-bed room with a little living room, a little kitchenette. I heard a commotion, we'll call it, in the living room.

Oh, God.

I came out of the room, opened the doors, and I could see through the little cut out to the kitchenette that Jason was in the sink, lapping up water like a dog, with the faucet on, no cup, just taking it to the dome.

You got to get that hydration in before you go to sleep. Everyone knows that.

The best thing was when I looked to my left.

Oh, God.

Travis was against the wall like this, staring forward while I was staring at the side of his head.

I didn't have anything to do with this. I wasn't here.

Legitimately, you were like, I am part of the wall now, and you didn't say a word.

If I didn't move, you weren't going to see me.

You weren't there. You were camouflaged completely. It was a debacle.

Those mai tais hit a little bit stronger over their own turtle Bay.

I know that.

Holy smoke.

Because before I went back to the room and left you two to your own devices, I went over to Jason, who was like this in the pool, and I was like, Hey, so I'm going back to the room, and I think you should come. I think we should go. We've been here since the afternoon. It's dark now. He went and stayed in the pool. I was like, Okay, I'm leaving you here. I don't know what's happening. You look like a toddler having a tantrum. Like your parents like, Get out of the pool. It's time to go.

It was ridiculous. That is so funny. You remember that?

No, it's stuck in there. To be fair, I did not have as many mai tais as you guys.

Yeah, that might be the last time I had a mai tie. They did a on me that I could never get it. I could taste that right now.

Yeah, no, thanks. Now, Hawaii was the first time we met. Do you remember meeting for the first time?

I remember that weekend vaguely. Can't even get it in the head.

That was a lot. I know. A lot of my ties. A lot of my ties, dude. A lot of my ties. But yeah, of course. What was your first impression?

That I had only seen... Really, I had never seen Jason...

How do I put this? I do have a question about that we, based on Jason's past girlfriends or lack thereof. Can we get them? I think there's literally... You said what now? I didn't need any of those. There was one, at least your mom and dad remember him We'll call it dating with air quotes, because I don't even think that he would have said that he was dating. Who knows? Regardless, there was maybe one person. Correct.

That's the thing. I had never seen him, one, be so into someone, but also I had never seen someone be able to control the bear. You know? Channel it. Yes, channel it is a great way to put it. And him not immediately fight back about it. Obviously, he has his ways of just being Jason and doing things his way. But at the same time, it's like, You gave him a reason to team up, and he's the best team player in the world. He is. Why he's so unbelievable at everything competitively. But he's wholeheartedly in it. And you were the first person I've seen him actually want to team up with and, I don't know, respect their opinions. You're really the only one still to this day.

You'd be surprised. Every so often, he'll ask me something, and I'll give an opinion. My favorite, I can't even remember what it was, but in recent years, I told him something. I gave him advice on something, and maybe A week or two later, he came back and he was like, I said, So how's it going? He was like, Well, Travis said. Then he proceeded to say, I shit you not. No, I shit you not. The exact same advice I had given him. You and I gave the exact same feedback. The best part is, and he was like, and then I looked into it and I was like, You know what? Travis right. I was like, This is one of those moments. This is about being a team player, okay? We still got there. We did. Whether you had to say it or I said it, we still got there. That was good teamwork, and I appreciate your efforts there.

Listen, I'm always a team player. I think obviously you came in and gave him a reason to be a better person. I saw that from the jump. It's because of how amazing of a person you are and how you carry yourself. It was cool seeing that at the beginning stages and seeing where you got guys are now because you guys really did just create this awesome team and little community of amazing little people.

Gosh, they are a mess. We're a mess. But we're having fun together. There we go. What had Jason already told you about me?

Do you remember? Nothing. No, me and Jason, we never talk about any of that stuff. We're just like, So how much you're weighing?

I will say- You've been taping?

What are you doing for recovery? Yeah.

You cupping? What's happening? No. Jason is notorious for that. He will come back and I will find something out from someone else and I will say, Hey, did you know that this happened? And he will say, Yeah. And I'm like, Huh? Weird. You didn't tell me. And he'll be like, Yeah. And so then I'll ask questions. I'll say, Well, what happened? And he's like, Don't know. Who was there? Don't know. Can't remember. When did it happen?

I don't know. I don't know. I could dig for these details if you want me to. Nope.

I don't think it really matters. He doesn't go that far. He's like, I don't know, and I don't care to know. I call them, Girl questions. Yeah. Because there are only questions girls would ask.

Taylor's made me so much better at that.

At getting the details.

You get the details?

That's what we want. Those are girl questions. Jason doesn't fucking care.

I'll go through an entire Yesterday, I was going through the other podcast party. The whole time, I'm saying hi to all these familiar faces and some friends of Taylor that I've been in the football world that I've been able to introduce her to. And I'm just like, All right, got to remember. Saw that person. Got to remember. Saw that person. I'm throwing them in my memory bank like, Don't forget. She's going to want some details because she didn't get a chance to go. So I'm sitting here like, Details.

That's so caring of you.

And then the beers just make a lot of the details go away, and you're just like, This is how I never remember the details.

Right. Blame the garage beer.

It's a good product.

Yep, it's a great product, and it will help you forget the girl questions. Now, did Jason tell you about his plan for proposing ahead of time?

Did he? Did he? What? Yes. This is the only time I was like, Oh, you had the girl answers. I was like, Dude, how are you doing? Did you really? How are you going to do it? Yes, he had this whole... I knew more about the details of what he wanted to do than I did him telling me the details of how he actually did it, if that makes sense. Sure.

You don't know what happened. You know what was supposed to happen.

I was supposed to happen. Okay, fair. But I don't even still, to this day, know exactly how it happened.

Sure. What was supposed to? Do you remember what was supposed to happen?

He was supposed to serenade you.

Oh, what the fuck?

You didn't hear this? Jason was, yes.

Breaking news.

What? Am I the only one that knew this?

I'm sorry, what? Yes.

There was a scenario.

Tell us all the girl details.

There was a scenario from what he was saying that your dad did for your mom.

Oh, no.

Do you know about this?

I know how my dad asked my mom. We can bleep this so that the crew knows my dad did this.

Well, that's not what Jason told me to do.

But he was going to sing.

I thought there There was a moment where your dad may have sang to your mother. Who knows? I don't know. I don't know either now. See the details? I like this. All got crossed up. I thought he was going to serenade you and be outside the house and you were going to hear him singing and he was going to come out. I thought I remembered hearing that from him. Okay. Looking back on it now, that was never going to happen, I don't think.

No. He asked me on the front lawn in my parents house.

So half the story- Still outside.

Still outside. We were still outside. He went inside. I thought he had to take shit because he was like, I got to go back in the house. And I was like, We're not stopping on the way home, so you should go take a shit. And he came back out within two seconds, which if you know your brother, that's not how long that takes. No. He went in to ask and lease their permission. Nice. And it was a quick ask because, of course, they were like, Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. It was a bunch of bullshit.

Well, he didn't serenade you that time at least.

No, he has multiple times, though. Yeah. Oftentimes when intoxicated. One of the first times we ever hung out.

Do you like raspy, low raspy, or do you like high raspy?

I like when he goes low raspy. Oh, all right. Yeah. He has a character to his voice.

He does. No, 100 %.

That is lovely. And he likes to make jokes that he's not a good singer. He knows he's a good singer.

He knows he's going to send it and have fun doing it.

And it sounds good. And everyone enjoys hearing it.

There you go. He made an entire two albums.

Yeah, he did. Of Christmas songs. Yes, he did.

That's crazy.

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Let's doom.

Now, first up, Doomscroll. I actually already I gave my take on how Uncle Trab would respond in this scenario. But now I'm going to go right to the source. Queen Emma, the clip, please. It says, My son calling my sister to see if she would sign a paper with a bad grade. Really quick. I thought it was a really bad grade on your test today, and I was wondering if you could sign my mom's signature because I don't want her to see it because I'm really scared that I'm going to get in trouble. Yep.

Three letters. I'm going to ride my bike over. Yep. I'm so happy. All right, thank you. Didn't even ask what subject.

Not a single question. Nope. No details. Nothing. No girl questions?

Nothing.

None. No extra. How quickly would you tell Wyatt, Yep, in this situation?

Well, we know I would definitely sign it, but you guys would know I'm signing it. Really? Yeah. I I don't think I could just be like, All right, so I'm going to... But I'm going to let you guys know that she's failing. She's failing, and you guys need to know that. Sure. But you didn't hear it from me. Right. If you heard it from me, that It's the same on you.

That's fair. Okay, take it to the grave that you told us. But you're going to let us in that you did sign a test. 100%.

Okay, that's fair. Because why he's got to know? I immediately went to why, and I don't know why, but she's just the oldest. But they got to know that they have somebody to come to no matter what.

For sure.

I'll always be that for them. But at the same time, it's like, sometimes I was the knucklehead that was just not even asking my parents, just signing it myself. That didn't end out well. Charles. Charles.

Charles signs off on this.

Scrabble, scrabble, scrabble, scrabble.

Next up, we got to get to the origins of the Naughty & Sneaky clip.

Oh, man. Look at all.

Why is it so? Why?

Because I don't like it. I thought you said you wanted to have pink hair.

Yeah, but I don't want you to have pink hair. Why can't I have pink hair?

All of this. Because you're naughty and you're sneaky. No way. She's so little.

She's so impressive. She was so little.

Oh, man.

Oh, no. Okay, so what What's your best guess as to where Wyatt heard Naughty and Sneaky before?

I mean, it has to be you.

A lot of people thought that maybe I was saying it about you. That's where she got that. Like, Oh, Uncle Travis is naughty and Sneaky.

She heard you say that about somebody else and then-I would think that I had said it about her. Oh, that makes sense.

I do want to clear that up. I don't think Uncle Travis is naughty or sneaky.

Yeah.

He's a well-known flanker.

No, I'm flanking all day.

Yeah, but that's not naughty and sneaky. That's not an audience, Niki. That's just survival. That's how he's gotten this far in life. That's how he's lived this long.

I'm still offended. That hurt me for the thousandth time when she told me, I don't want you to have it. I was like, What did I do?

No. How would that hurt? Have Who dared to put on another wig in front of Wyatt since this happened?

Well, that was... I mean, I'll throw a wig on right now with Wyatt. We'll see what we can line up for next time. I forget where the pink... I think Jason came home. Jason had it. Because he was doing the beard painting and all that.

When he shaved his head. Yeah.

So he just had that laying around and I put it on.

Yeah, she didn't like it.

She did not like it.

And you know what's great? There was no question about whether or not she liked it. She said, No, you're not supposed to be wearing that. That is not for you, sir. The best. What are some other things that you do with the girls or that the girls make you do when you're visiting? Because I'm on record saying that you are-Airtime.

I mean-Airtime. They want to be antigravity. That's true. They want to be in the air, flying, acting as planes.

I just like that when both you and Taylor are around, that all of the kids are like, well, Benny thinks her legs just don't work. That's ridiculous. The whole time. And then the big girls are like, you could throw us for seven hours straight.

Yeah, 100%.

How's your shoulder feel about that?

Just got to get me. Oh, we're good now. We're good now. I got some good. I didn't do anything in January, so the shoulder is great right now.

Great. Okay. I'll let them know.

Yeah, exactly. I feel like I'm always making up for the last... From the last time I saw them to now on all the air time that they're missing out on. Sure. So I have to- You have to get it in. Get it back up to where it should be. But you already know they're the best. I have so much fun just throwing them every which way and going outside.

I will say, I think people probably assume this, but I'm sure that people want to know, and they want confirmation, that you are the best uncle. You come in and you give them your undivided attention. You get down on the floor with them, you play whatever they ask you to play. You really engage with them in a way that... I think you already know this because you do it, but they don't care what you bring. You could bring candy and toys, and that's all fine. What they're the most excited about, what they're going to talk about for weeks afterwards is getting thrown around or getting to play barbies on the floor or getting to do things that is just about the quality time and having your attention. Yeah.

You have to, as the mom of the house, as the one that's keeping all of that together, I can just be a kid. I'm just going in there. I'm just adding to the madness and just becoming a toddler with them as you make sure that everyone's safe. Yes. We're good.

Maintain boundaries.

Being All around them just makes you want to be a kid again. It's the best. They're so fun.

They love when Uncle Trab comes to visit.

Uncle Trab loves to come visit them.

Next up on the Uncle Trab scroll. Jason and I recently revisited the topic of how long we'd let you babysit the girls. Is Uncle Travis still allowed... Oh, still not allowed to babysit? I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at a crucial age, where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now. If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids, good luck, Travis, see you in a couple of days. I'd fucking... I'd ditch him.

Yeah, I'm working on getting that to at least That number up? At least a couple of hours.

Honestly, to be fair, and I said this, we always ask it the worst time because the last time we talked about it, Fin was nursing, and she's very into mom right now for whatever reason. How long would you feel confident babysitting all four girls?

However long you would need a babysitter. Yeah? Yeah. I think we-I'm just going to come drop off. I think we rock out.

Yeah, come on. We're going to do the knockup, and then we're going to be driving away by the time you make it to the door, and all four of them are going to be on the stoop like, We're here.

You don't got to thread me with a good time. See you in a week.

Do you need to be coached up or you think you got it? Is there anything that you would be like, I'm going to need some information on that?

Not a big directions guy, like the manual to the TV and all that.

That is known in the family.

I feel like I got some decent parameters.

See, it's funny you say it like that. If you ask Big Ed, Kelsey, he will always say, You are not an instructions guy. That Jason's the one who would read the Legos all the way through and then start, and you were the one that was winging it. Maybe a couple of extra pieces at the end, but you had it.

We didn't need those. I think they give you a few extra pieces. That's the thing. That was always the running joke. It's like, Oh, there's more pieces in Travis's pile. It's like, they look identical.

Clearly, they were not needed.

What are we even talking about? Those were extra.

Last on Doomscroll, we looked for the cutest otter on TikTok that we could find in your honor. Have you met an otter?

No. I'm waiting for that moment. Okay. Well. Catch one in the wild. You mean that you want- I've gotten so many things, you guys.

Okay, to be clear. To everyone that is- You want to see one in the wild. When you say catch one in the wild, you don't mean physically-No, no, no. Okay, just great.

Okay, just- Don't want it to grab it. I just want to make sure. Catch it outside and just see it doing its outer thing.

Wouldn't that be the most exciting? Are you kidding me? To get to see it in in its natural habitat.

It's going to happen.

But maybe they want to be friends a little bit. Is that always your hope? Because that's always my hope. Is that if I meet an animal- I feel like every time I go past some creek or river, in my mind, there's an otter standing up on a rock, waving to me.

I've had dreams like this. This is crazy. It's just like, I just know they're the friendly. That's my friend, Travis. Hey, what's up, man?

What's up, big dog? As a special surprise from us here at NGL, me and the girls, we actually adopted a giant river otter at the Philadelphia Zoo in your name. And of course, we use your legal name. We use Uncle Trav. Bring on the certificate. So now you have even more of a reason to come to Philadelphia.

First of all, big zoo guy. A gold tram. This is amazing.

That's for you. Yes. And I will say you might need your plugs because we visited them during a Fuck Around and Find Out episode. Oh, my God. It was deafening. I felt bad for our sound guy. I will say, I think the giant river otters are not quite the cute, fuzzy ones that you are thinking are waving to you from Iraq. They're not the same, but these guys are fucking hilarious.

Giant river otter. There's a big old boy.

We'll look into it.

They're huge. Uncle Trav. Can't wait to meet you, dude.

It says, as a zoo parent. That's you.

I wonder how long the zoo would let me babysit him.

I'd let you babysit the kids longer than I would let you babysit a giant river.

Touche.

Touche.

I just pull it with some sardines.

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Yeah.

Queen Emma wanted us to do a cool 87 questions, but since even she knows that's ridiculous, we're going to do some math here. So numerology, if you will, 8 plus 7, 15, 15 is still a lot. So let's just see how many of these we want to do. Deal. Perfect. Love it. Fuck this rundown. Number one, first up, a hard hitter from SGAA11. What are Travis's thoughts on you and the girls getting a cat? Has he helped to convince Jason?

I'm pro cat.

I know that.

Jason acts as if he's not pro cat. We had the coolest cat growing up.

I talk about Flash all the time.

Flash was an assassin. Yeah, she was. She would snuggle up next to you when she was in the house. Yes. She would come by, say hi. She was definitely the homie. I think Jason can't replace Flash. Is that what it is? I think Flash is such a-This is deep-seated trauma. It's such a pinnacle.

She was so amazing.

She's on the top shelf of cats. And I think-It's going to be hard. Yeah. She used to do stuff like bring birds in for Jason. She brought offerings. And leave them in his room.

I do know that every time someone references Flash, there is a reference to the middle of the night fight club that she was holding on the street.

Oh, it was the best. Yeah.

I'm beating the shit out of the neighborhood cats.

We talk about it all the time. The little cat GoPros, you guys have seen those things? Yes. Where they literally meet up in the alleys with other cats. I was like, I thought this was all just a movie. No, this is legit. I didn't see rodents until I went to college. That's why I want a cat. And all that, nothing was ever around the house.

Hot take. I actually want a cat for rodent control. Anyone who... I'm fine if a cat snuggles, I want that cat to be a Stone Cold killer.

Get you some barn cats.

That's what we're going to do. There you go. That's my way in.

Do you want me to When we press it? No, it's okay. Do you want me to be his therapist and be like, Jason, how do cats make you feel?

Do you miss flash? Do you miss flash? Tell me about what it meant to you when she was gone. There's a lot of people who are like, Just bring one home. Or get Uncle Trab to gift one. And we have an agreement, no heartbeats. Only one heartbeat.

I actually found this out the other day is that donkeys protect the land.

Yes.

I didn't know that.

They're like guardians.

Yeah, it took somebody to tell me like, No, that's why everybody always has just one donkey on their property that has other animals.

But they don't want to be alone. One day I'm going to have a donkey, too, because they don't want to be alone.

We had a good friend of ours, Evan Davis, as you know. His family had a bunch of, I think a couple of ghosts, but they had a donkey, and it was the coolest pet.

Of course it was.

You see that thing with the stiff neck? He started running over to you.

They're so cute. A bunch of people say, Just get the cat, and I don't think that they understand that. That's not how a relationship works.

That's not how anybody should be bringing things to the house. No. Especially something like that.

Don't you want everyone to have buy-in?

Yeah.

We're going to get to a point where the cat will come and it will be welcomed by all. It's not right now at all. It's probably not in the near future either, but here we are. From @struggling College Film Kid, How does Trav feel about Ky wearing red to Chief's games, but never actually Chief's gear?

Doesn't bother me one bit. I appreciate that you're even there. That's all I care about. You could come rocking green every single time. I would not do that. You wouldn't because you're the best, and you want to support me. But I completely understand you're not wearing anything but eels.

Big Ed would disown me.

Yeah, and a lot of Philadelphia would have a problem with this. Yes. We've seen this with just Jason wearing a cheese jersey. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

That's weird to me. That's weird to me because even though Jason played his whole career in Philly, he did not grow up a Philadelphia eagles fan. And, hot take, you're his fucking brother. How about that? What? And also, it's not like you've played your entire career at the Chiefs. So it's not like Jason's out here putting on this jersey, putting on that jersey. Well, now he is because he fucks around on Monday night.

But-he's He's a fan of the game. He is.

He's a big football fan.

Yeah. And then I've got my green in the closet. You do. I've taken so many of Jason's jerseys that he has no idea I have. It's the best. Good. I'll just see those things after a game. We don't need it anymore. After a game, I was just see him hanging over by the laundry bin.

Just lift it.

Didn't have a Kelly green one.

And you're coming home with me. No, I will always wear red for you. I will, of course, wear bear cats because that's as close as it gets to wearing something that would be Chiefs. And I cheer for the Chiefs. And if people see me in person, I will tell people all the time, Go, Chiefs. I just saw an '87 Jersey yesterday. Yesterday? What day is today? Yesterday. Nice. And we were talking about how much we love the Chiefs.

Nice. Thank you. Listen, you guys got to cut the shit.

Get off my back. Yeah.

Leave Kyla.

Next from Real One, V. Mcddougal. We talked about it briefly. What did Taylor say about her broken chair?

Well, I had to present it to her because I felt bad of just doing it at the hole.

She didn't hear that commotion?

No, she wasn't in the house. Me and Jason talked about it right after they were like, Should I just super glue it? And the next person that sits in it breaks it. Blame them. Yeah. And then I looked at I broke it. I'm like-Not possible. I'm going to need a whole roll of duct tape to fucking put this thing back together, the way it was splintering and all this. Lovely chair, but-RIP. Yeah. I had to walk in with just the back holding it. Pieces.

It's like-How much did you love this chair?

I have never seen you sit in this chair. You didn't care about it, right? Right?

What's the most memorable thing that you've broken at the house when you were a kid, you and Jason, do you remember? Oh, man. The garage door, windows?

Yeah, but I don't remember that. Oh, the windows, you're talking about the other garage. The first garage in North Ridgeville, I notoriously got in the car and it went forward, and I went through the garage door. So broke that garage. But our entire childhood, we used the garage doors at the Cleveland Heights house as backstops. It was like It was like the tennis walls that they have at parks. For some reason, we had a tennis racket in a bunch of tennis balls, and I would just fucking-Try to dent it. Yeah, Pete Samper's that thing to death. Then it was like the backstop when we would play catch. So the windows on it were broken.

I'm assuming hockey shots, too.

Yes, exactly. There's holes in it from the hockey pucks and the street hockey balls and all types of athletic stuff because I'm pretty sure it was everything. It was footballs, it was you name it. You could see the imprint from a basketball on the walls. It's like we painted it like a sports complex.

It was like, guess the dent.

Yes. But that was... I would say the most memorable for me was either the office, the computer window, or the the floor in the living room. Tell me more. I'll start with the computer. I'm at the house alone, probably middle school, eighth grade, somewhere around there. My dad had just got me a wooden baseball bat, and I hadn't used it yet. But we had this big net. We had this net that wasn't that big, but it was there, and I was trying to just feel what it It felt like to hit it on the sweet spot. Make some contact. Yeah. Hit it just over the net, grazed the top of the net, and went straight into my dad's office window. And he's not at the house, so I'm thinking, What dad don't know won't hurt him. So I just start sweeping up some of the glass, and I closed the storm window as the regular window and just left it and didn't say anything for the next... I guess my dad went back there to mess with a few plugs and saw that there was just like, shattered glass everywhere because I only grabbed the big pieces.

I was like, What the hell happened here? And then saw the window and came, Hey, Hey. It was like a month, two months later.

Oh, you got away with it for a while.

Which one of you idiots? Oh, yeah, they had no idea. Which one of you idiots broke the fucking window? I'm just sitting there playing video games. Huh? I don't know.

A window?

Who? Yeah, he knew exactly what it was. Then there's the floor, the floor in the living room. Another sweep it on the rug thing. Me and Jason. Pull the couch over a little. Jason and I are unsupervised at the house. This is probably middle school-ish again. When I say unsupervised, like parents running to the store and back. But me and Jason, we're wrestling, we're wrestling. Then he suplexes me, throws me into the couch. As I hit the couch, I feel like me go through the couch into the floor and through the floor. We probably had just pushed the couch in another direction. My mom or dad had no idea until one day, I think my mom or my dad was like, either one of them was cleaning up the house and vacuuming and like, Let me get under the couch get some of this stuff under the couch. And they realized we had a hole in the floor that he could probably fit two tennis shoes in. But yeah, that was probably the-It was that big? It was enormous. Me and Jason literally sat there like, We can't tell them. There's no turning back. We have to hide this forever.

We have to take this to the grave. Next up. Scrapbook says, Is there a group chat with the four of you, Jason, Ky, Travis, and Taylor? And is it as fun as we think it is.

Well, I'll say this- You can say none of your damn business. Yeah, I'll say this.

Because I tell people that all the time on here.

Of course, there's a group chat. There is a group chat. Are you kidding? Yeah, we're- That's it.

That's all you got.

Yeah, 100%.

Ha ha. Next up from football girly pop. Do you all have a favorite viral moment of each other? I answered this question about Jason recently because he has lots. Within this question, it became clear you also have lots. Let's come up with a couple, fight for your right.

You got to fight!

A lot of viral clips of you chant on that. That's fun.

Shows to the Beastie Boys. I didn't mean to be that a part of that song. But I appreciate you guys for creating it and letting me be a part of it. At least you haven't told me you hate me yet.

How could you? It's all in good fun.

I'm just fighting for my ride, dudes.

To party.

I don't know.

On stage at the Irish Tour as a backup dancer?

That was pretty insane. You did a great job. That was pretty insane. I had never felt so small ever in my life.

That stage- Which is crazy because you've been in full stadiums, but it's different.

That was a whole different animal. I felt like I was like an aunt because on a football field, you're- You have space. Yeah. There's not a thousand people right up on you, and then you look into the stands, and it's not light on the crowd. It's just a dark, like, holy shit, there's a lot of people here. But yeah, that was amazing.

You nailed it.

I didn't drop her. I promise you, that's all that was going through my head.

It was the same as Phoenix. You're like, Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix. Don't drop her, don't drop her, don't drop her.

Right foot. Perfect.

You nailed it.

Right foot, left foot.

Chugging a beer after getting your diploma at the New York Live. I did say New York Live.

Nice. Yeah. Yeah.

Touchdown Dances, Gifting Coach Rita Cheeseburger, SNL. All of these are viral moments. I will say one of my absolute favorites, I think it was outstanding comedic timing by you, was the White House podium. Oh, God. That shit was fucking hilarious. That was hilarious. It was so funny.

A Fellow Americans? I was in my head like, Do I say more?

No, you nailed that. It was the perfect You nailed it.

Everyone thinks that I tapped President Biden on the shoulder and flanked him, and that is not true. I did not flank the President. Clear it up right now. Just to get on the mic.

Have you thought about it?

No, he just opened the gate. It was just good. He opened the gate.

You were like, Let me step in. Okay, you're going to let me say something. Perfect. There's an open podium. Let me step up to that. Nailed it. There are not a ton of viral Kylie moments, so you don't have to answer the other side of this question.

We actually prefer- I got to think of- What? Nope.

Nope, we're not. We can't even go there because it always ends up in the box.

Yes.

Last question from Natalie Rose. Patiently waiting to hear about Trab's best man's speech. Do you remember giving a best man's speech at our wedding?

Of course I do.

It was a very... I mean, you nailed it. I nailed it?

To I'm not even saying that because-I don't think anyone had any doubt that you would nail it. Did you? I did because I wrote it as I was putting my suit on.

You did a great job.

You did a great job. I procrastinated like a Kelsey and just waited until the day of.

I wrote my vows the night before.

Brilliant.

Thank you. Because when the feeling strikes you, you will do it.

There's that creative push. Yes. You have to get this done.

And ADHD. When the pressure's on and you've procrastinated too long, suddenly your brain's like, I'm ready to work.

It's just like, All right, you got something? Go for it. It's not here sitting here being like, Oh, should I do this? Should I do that? Should I do this? Should I do that? Now it's like an entire hour, and nobody wants to sit through an hour long wedding speech.

No, you were the perfect amount of time. I didn't know how- You balanced the emotional and the funny. Do you remember anything in particular from giving the speech?

Other than I'm talking about Jason and trying to make everyone laugh about that, just letting you know that I just got the coolest sister. That's crazy. Yeah, that's all I remember. You did a great job. And how it was, she's so sweet and nice, and she's so kind and so polite. And then we go to the shore because Hawaii was where we first met. And then we go to the shore, and all of a sudden we're at Ocean Drive, and I hear, Motherfucker. I'm like, Holy shit, where did this woman come from? This is why at the snap of a finger, Jason's like, Huh?

Who, me?

Whatever you say.

Yeah.

That was That's good stuff.

Oh, no. I think I know what you're talking about.

Do you remember the little nook we were in at OD? Man, good times over there at the shore.

Shout out to the Ocean Drive. We love it there. Yes, we do. All right. That's it for ask me some things and our real one questions.

All right, now.

All right, now. How'd I do?

I mean, you're 10 times better than me, Jason. You actually have a flow. You've looked at the rundown? You're actually... This is...

Wait, can we set the record straight? Is intern Brandon an intern?

Of course he is.

He's been the intern since the beginning. Sorry, Brandon, I try. Last thing for this special episode, Travis, I couldn't possibly let you go without, let's call it a sisterly roast.

Okay. Oh, God.

To be clear, I have been...

Where are you going?

I feel like one of the things that we bonded over early was your fashionable sense and my lack thereof. Now, My initial reaction to these photos was laughter. You did a great job.

Let's go.

All these photos are from your GQ photoshoot.

Which was a blast. Shout out to everybody at GQ. That was amazing.

So I have questions.

Thank you for acknowledging this.

That's a pretty big hat.

What's going on? Every outfit I put on, I would laugh.

So you did, too?

Yes. Great. Perfect. I'm like, This is hilarious. And they're going to put me in the swamp?

Yes. They're actually coming for these style choices right now, if you can hear the sirens.

You should have seen the indigenous Floridians that were staring at me with this hat on as they were trying to hand me.

Oh, the people on set.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Well, we didn't just go straight into the swamp with nobody.

Are you actually holding-Swamp educated.

Well, 100%.

You're holding a crocodile there.

Yeah, it's not.

Okay.

Yeah, it's real.

That's incredible. First of all, brave.

I think it was heavy. Was it? It's heavy, and what you don't realize is that I'm standing on lily pad roots.

I was just about to ask that question. Did they check under your feet?

That swamp is 15 feet deep. I'm just standing on the roots of the lily pads right there.

See, this is why I wanted to get into this because on one hand, you're looking at this and you're like, This is ridiculous. That's But this was a legitimate feat that you accomplished here.

I was proud of myself.

Did you get the bag dirty?

No. Okay, great. Oh, my gosh. Sure. The Rosh would have... Schla would have killed me.

Okay, more questions. Okay. What type of construction were you doing in the ocean?

I was doing turtle construction. I was doing water, moving, getting Is the horse under the water, or was it a seahorse?

What's happening with the cowboy hat?

The cowboy hat and the construction vest, they were at the same. There was one look.

This is one look.

Yeah. Then we were like, maybe do one without the other because they were clashing with the water.

Oh, you had them on at the same time at one point?

Yes. Then, yeah.

Okay. That actually this was actually great decision making because that would have been too much, right?

It was. It was way too much. It was too much.

Then you split it, and this is clearly not too much. This is exactly what it's supposed to be.

That's enjoying the water after a hard day's work. Sure. On site.

Refreshing dip. Great. What else do we have? How sweating. Okay, so this The shoot was in South Florida.

It was literally in the Everglades.

Yes. So here we go again with a fuzzy hat. Smaller fuzzy hat, though. In June. In June.

In June.

How hot were you in that pea coat?

I was sweating my tail off.

Were you?

That was the most uncomfortable part, is that I'm sitting here trying to make a serious face for the shot. Yes. Knowing how bogus I look. Because you're professional. Knowing how bogus I look and feel, even though I thought that was That's pretty cool.

That's actually...

That's pretty cool. You get the old car. But I was literally sweating bullets the entire time.

Like, down your face. You're trying to pretend like you're not.

It just wasn't happening.

And that's why you It got to the point where you're like... Trying to blow. Stinging a little. Jason would say that that's what your eyebrows are for.

I'm more of a... These are like a visor for me in the sun. He says the same thing. Yeah, I can block the sun out real fast with these. That's the best. Oh, my God. Thank you, Ed, Kelsey.

All right, that's it for my commentary. No further questions. That was hilarious. But I think it's clear that there's a reason you were featured in GQ in that shoot because clearly you're a professional fighting through the elements like that.

I was willing to do fun, silly stuff like that and have fun with it. La Broche, the one that was designing me and put me in all that fun stuff was a part of making sure that it looked right and looked cool and came out great like that. Is that I just trusted-The process. You and everybody with it. I was just like, Yeah, whatever you guys got. You didn't even pull out the cool one I did in the ocean, the other ocean one.

Do we know that one?

The one where I got a backpack on my feet?

I will say there was a moment in going over the rundown where Emma was like, We're going to bring up the GQ shoot. I was like, Let's be selective. Have some fun. Yeah. Well?

This was actually...

I had so much fun doing that. How many times did you eat shit?

Believe it or not, I didn't.

I'm trying to manage my reaction here. That is such a Kelsey Brother bullshit nonsense. I'm mad.

It was get up, and then I slowly fell down the guy. You don't know how those work?

Are you controlling it?

You're attached to a guy on a jet ski. He's through the jet ski's engine. That's what's giving you the water going through. That guy was perfect. Every time it looked like I was about to just tail off, he would ease off. Yeah, ease off the gas a little bit, and then that would ease me back down and I could get my bearings. But yeah, no, that was a blast. And my quads were burning.

Next time I go on the other podcast, You Have Every Right to Find the Most Ridiculous Photos of Me, intern Brandon can find. So I'm going to give you-GQ. I'm going to give you-No, absolutely.

We got to get Ky in there. There we got to get her down the swath.

Me and my Chuck Taylor's. That's the best I got. And that's a wrap on our Uncle Trav Super Bowl special. Thank you, Trav. Not going to lie. This was so much fun. Was it?

Yes.

Okay, Good. I will say this is one of the very few interviews that I've done that I haven't been super sweating and nervous that I was going to fuck it up because I just figured like, we'll just be-You know I'll fuck it up for you. No, we'll just be here, shoot the shit, fuck around with this rundown and make Emma sweat.

You also have important people coming on here that are actually doing cool shit in life.

So it's like-And you guys don't?

I haven't had a job in a month. This is all he's got going on, guys. The first time I have nothing. No, I'm kidding.

Well, thank you so much for taking the time.

You just let me know when I get another chance to come on here. I'm going to go find some-Don't say that more, Queen.

Now I can hear you. You heard. We're doing it. We're doing this. Thankthank you so much. And go, Chiefs.

Oh. How about that? Oh, I heard it here first. Yes.

They've actually heard it multiple times, but I'm saying it in front of you so that you make sure you hear it. Thank you. You know I always said it.

And out of respect, go, birds.

Thank you. See? And that's on being family. Okay? I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode. And it's another banger, Real Ones. You're getting the first ever NGL Galentine's Day episode with some very special guests. You know the guests, actually, Trab. That one I'm going to be nervous about because they're about to share some shit.

This is all that it is.

Let's not let them get in the driver's seat on that one. So please send in your Galentine's Day questions for me @nglwithkily, and we'll answer some of them in the show. Listen and subscribe to Not Going to Lie wherever you get your podcast. Follow the show on all social media @nglwithkily. Not Going to Lie is a wave original brought to you by Intuit Turbotax. Thanks again to the Real Ones for tuning in.

Don't forget to do your taxes, guys.

I love that story because is it still clear whether or not you're such a dick? Put it away. I may or may not have been in a pageant.

Oh my fucking gosh. Did you Irish dance? What was your talent? No.

Ha ha. What was your talent? I don't think I had to have a talent.

Did you have a Save the World?

And World Peace.

World Peace? Did you just say you won?

I won the second year. I got first runner up the first year, and I did it twice.

It was a two-year runner?

It keeps getting worse.

No way.

Oh, fuck.

Yep, that's what happened. I would never would have guessed that.

Good. Oh, no.