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Jonas. So how did we, how did we actually come up with the name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it, and what we were thinking originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. Mm-hmm.
This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this.
We had Sons of Jonas.
It had nothing to do with anything else.
Jonas, Jonas, Jonas.
I don't think you're right at all.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, "Hey Jonas." And then I wrote down on my little notepad, "Hey Jonas," and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. Oh, wow. But thanks for remembering that, guys.
Well, thanks, Nick.
Mine was just a little bit more exciting. It was an elaborate story. So, so really, this story—
any extra credit, you know, financially, more like podcast points? Is that a thing?
All right.
I feel like everyone in the world had a podcast, so we just felt left out, so we needed a podcast.
Well, I was thinking more that we had a lot of really important things to talk about.
That's true.
You know, we don't spend enough time with each other as it is, so why not just fill the space between soundcheck and the show with a podcast where we have to be together in a closed environment even more. No, it's a great— it's a good idea. We should definitely do it.
Pull a question from the bowl.
Anticipatory.
Anticipatory.
All right, let's get a question.
That was Joe's idea.
I love this idea to just do random questions that have nothing to do with—
Big metal bowl.
All right, this one popped out. Who wants it? Kevin.
I'll take it.
Nick.
Oh, okay.
No, I think it's Nick.
We could all answer it too.
Maybe not. No, I don't think we should. We don't know what's in the bowl.
It's great, Nick. This is for you, Nick. Do you pee in the shower?
Oh yes, I do.
I love it. Or in the pool?
Not in the pool, that's disgusting. But the shower, there's something—
love to pee in the shower.
There's something so soothing about warm water hitting your body and just a release of—
hitting your butt like you're peeing on your leg? What's going on here?
No, no, no, the shower water.
Oh, sorry. Okay, but it is—
and of course we don't do this in like like a locker room type thing. This is a shower that is—
Oh, no, no, no, it's indoors.
We do shower a lot in locker rooms though. We do. Because we perform in arenas where usually there's a sports team.
I don't go in there. You gotta believe that those hockey players are definitely peeing in the shower. Totally.
Peeing on each other in the shower, I'm sure.
I don't, Joe.
That's, I don't know. All right, I mean, heated rivalry. There's an episode there. All right, so, all right, who's next? Kevin?
Pee in the shower.
Yeah, you picked it. You picked Kevin's.
Okay.
Ever peed in the shower while drinking a beer?
Oh yeah.
Yep, done it.
It's cold beverage in your body while you're showering with hot water while your body—
if you had to get a tattoo right now, would it be Kevin?
I had to get a tattoo right now.
Right now.
Right now.
I want to get the tattoo.
Just because you got a little eyelash.
Oh, thanks, Joe.
Make a wish. Nope, didn't come true. Okay, go ahead.
Uh, I want to get the tattoo that you guys have of the arrows but with Franklin. So we go, you guys are—
that's a good idea.
You guys are east. You guys are east-west.
It's kind of pointed.
No, north, northwest. That's funny.
He's like the one south.
You guys have that.
I wasn't invited to.
Are you gonna do north and south? Who's getting south?
He's south.
Uh, he's a bad boy. Yeah, he does live in the south now. That's a good idea. He moved to Nashville.
For you to, for you to get that with Franklin, we could, we could make a sort of a compass.
Yeah, compass. It's great.
And then we could—
it's great.
Okay, Kevin, pick, pick my bowl.
Pick my boy.
Sounded wrong. Yeah, it did.
Um, what is one— what is one rumor out there you'd like to squash right now?
Uh, let me consult my lawyer.
Just kidding.
Um, I would say, um, one rumor That's too many.
Just pick one.
Pick one.
Just one.
I'm not running for, uh, governor of California.
That's a rumor that exists.
No, but I'm trying to start it and then debunk it. Um, no, I, I, I can actually— I can parallel park, guys. I can parallel park.
Okay.
Oh, that's a— yeah, that's a good one.
I can. That's not so much a rumor as it is just a video that, that showed me one time having a difficult time when there was two children in the back, not my children, Godchildren. Godchildren. Then whose kids? Two godchildren going like— every time my car went beep, they're like, stop! You don't see the inside of the vehicle.
That's true.
We need to recreate the interior. And the people that were filming, they're not helping.
They're not helping.
That was mean.
Anyway, debunk. I thought it was quite fun. I love— I've got the humor in it, but I can—
I can barely—
I will say that now I have— now I do have— what is it, Kevin?
What's the word?
Anticipatory, anticipatory anxiety when I park because I'm like, who's watching that car? You hit a button every time I park really fast. Now, parallel park really fast. First thing I say is, check that. I hope somebody was filming that.
I will say that towards the end of a tour when people thought holding a sign or something that was about the parallel parking thing, that there was a little fatigue on that. The joke got a little old, right?
When I see in my comments, you could always tell when like a brand comments Yeah, their first joke is parallel parking. I'm like, hire a better social media person because that's the best joke you can come up with. You can make fun of me easily and that's the best joke you got? Yeah. That's old. Okay, are we doing this more?
All right, so that's why I wanted a podcast.
We're good, we're good on the bowl. Okay, so we got the bowl ready for whatever. Kevin, you got a new single that just dropped? I did. Little Things?
Little Things.
How you feeling?
Like a big thing.
Oh, big thing on campus.
Yeah, it feels great. It feels— I can't wait.
What's the song about?
It's about all those little moments that just make up the things in your life that matter the most. The little things about someone that just keep making you happy.
Who's that someone that comes to mind?
My wife Danielle, of course.
All right, what are some little things that, that you two do together, or that she does for you, or with you, or to you that you really enjoy?
I'm not gonna get into the to me.
Well, that could be anything. That's true.
Don't make it sexual.
You're being weird.
It's true.
You know what, Kev? Yeah, you're being weird. It's me.
I'm the problem.
What are the little things she does to you that you love so much?
Um, you know, don't be shy.
Call her.
Call her in. Uh, the— I'm sweating.
The— you are?
Okay, sorry.
What are some little things that you guys do together?
Yeah, to each other.
Together.
Together. I think some of the little things that I have always really rang true in our relationship is we can communicate a lot, and it doesn't get old. We just got back from South America. We spent a lot of time on the phone, even because we were apart. But the little things that she does— she is an incredible mother. She is the best partner, friend. She continues to surprise me with joy every day. She sent me a beautiful bouquet of flowers. You know, getting flowers as a, as a guy, it's not something I'm used to, and it's just not the traditional sense, like I get flowers all the time. She sent me flowers for the song release, and it made me feel incredibly special. So that was a little thing that made me feel great.
Love it.
Wow.
I want flowers.
Do you like getting flowers?
Of course.
Who doesn't?
Fuck yeah, I do.
Feels great to get flowers.
I'll take a bouquet. I'll take an Edible Arrangement. This episode is now sponsored by Edible Arrangements.
So a long time ago, I had an assistant who I told to send something to somebody.
Oh, man.
And they sent them—
sent a little—
sent a little Edible Arrangements.
Why is that bad?
It's not bad. It's just it was a professional thing.
The person I wanted to send— it's not a 13-year-old, it's not a 13-year-old child, or like a— or me—
grandmother.
It was like a professional. So I was like, just let's just send them something. Um, you know, I listen, look, I was like, between $60 and $70, you know, I want to— I want them to feel appreciated.
Who are you sending this to?
I'm not going to tell you. It was a professional relationship.
Oh wow, Bob Iger.
I'm just kidding. So then I get the receipt and I'm like, I didn't order Edible Arrangements. And he goes, oh no, no, that was for—
I'm like, I think if I got an Edible Arrangement, A, I would eat it, B, I would be grateful.
It's like the scene, they're in their office, they have a cup of coffee, it's the morning, they open their laptop, look at some emails, their assistant walks in and goes, uh, you have an Edible Arrangement from Nick Jonas. And maybe this person went God, I'm starving.
I haven't had breakfast.
Maybe their blood, blood sugar was low.
You just saved that man's life.
I mean, that's what I would hope, but I was traumatized about it.
Understood.
Well, this episode brought to you by Edible Arrangements.
Yeah.
Yes, for professional and personal use.
Um, anyway, Little Things is out, and, uh, you've got, uh, we've got some Vegas shows coming up. Yeah, 4 in a row. We talked about this, Nick. It's a lot of Vegas. That's a lot of Vegas.
And we're— or Malty's with me. Um, she's here. We, we've been doing some pool time. Um, because shooting in India, so we're doing some daddy-daughter time. We're gonna go check out the, uh, the— what's it called— Cirque du Soleil, show them a day off.
Can—
is she old enough for that flyover thing across the street?
She is old enough. She's tall enough, actually. It's not an age thing. Tall enough.
It's about the height.
It's 42 inches. She is clear for takeoff.
Oh gosh, we're going with it. We're going with the cousins.
We're gonna hit the slots. She's gonna roll some dice. No. Um, the one thing that is listed— that would be fun.
Casinos. Hey, call them arcades. No, but I mean like a real casino.
One of the things that is listed as an attraction for, for kids in Vegas is the Intrepid Museum. The Intrepid— not the Intrepid, uh, Titanic. The Titanic Museum.
That's terrible. Which we went to.
I mean, we did go to it and it's in our—
let's show a clip.
This is from our, uh, our Disney Channel interstitial show. Wasn't even a real show. They couldn't list it. It was a reality show called Living the Dream and we actually went as a part of our quote-unquote schoolwork to the Titanic Museum. So I'm going to take Malty there and just explain that it's a really cool, fun boat from the old times.
And I like that.
Tell her exactly what happened.
The boat didn't—
it got from point A to point Z.
It was trying to find Santa Claus and it took a wrong turn.
Okay, well, that's gonna be fun.
Anyway, it's nice to have Malty here.
Yeah, but it's a lot of Vegas.
It's, it's a lot of days, so we have to—
oh yeah, I took out a loan. Just kidding.
It's also like the— it's not just the shows, it's also It's Vegas, so the friends go, hey, I'm coming, and it's gonna be great.
The friend— actually, my entire cast of White Elephant is coming.
Really?
Tomorrow night they're coming to the show.
How was filming that movie?
It's good.
It was a grind. It was 24 days of actual shooting with the, you know, with the weekend. So in total a month. And, um, it's a fast shoot. It's intense. Very intense movie. Wow. And the last like few days I had to go to some very like, you know, emotional and sort of Scary places. I love that. It's a horror movie. I know you don't like—
I love slasher films.
Okay. Yeah, I wonder if she doesn't.
She does too.
Does she? Yeah. Do you know what movie we didn't really like though is that movie with, um, where they become like one person, like, uh, oh, The Substance. No, not Substance, the other one where they're like together. Together. Yeah, body dys— body morph stuff, like, not a fan.
Interesting. What movie did you like recently that you said I should watch? You told me this the other day.
Oh, uh, uh, Apex was great.
I liked Apex.
I liked Apex.
Oh no, uh, what's the movie? It's the thing— Hail Mary, Project Hail Mary.
Oh, I gotta see that, guys. It's very wholesome, right?
It's, it's like a Disney.
I like that Ryan Gosling.
Gosling doing the wholesome Gosling thing.
But it's like so powerful and so cool, and it's him and a robot basically, or like a I do. Spoiler? No spoiler?
No spoilers.
I'll, I'll see it soon when it comes out on video.
It's worth watching.
Okay.
It's not—
it is basically— he's the only human in the movie.
It—
for the most part, yes.
For the most part.
He's taking all the jobs, Gosling.
It's really impressive. Good job.
Okay, well, this has been, uh, just a truly tantalizing conversation, but I'm being told that we have to go on stage now. Oh, we have a, we have a crowd waiting for us out there.
It's actually something we have to do.
No, we have to change clothes.
We have to do our day job, which is the—
we gotta, we gotta wax Kevin's back.
Actually, is this the day job or is that—
I think you said we work nights. That was the best truth, because Nick gets really— Nick and Kevin get really upset when we go down to the lobby for breakfast and it's 1 PM and they're shocked that the hotel doesn't serve breakfast. And I'm always like, every hotel should have breakfast all day long at 1 PM.
Well, we have to go do our night job now.
Night job.
So thanks for tuning in and we'll see you next time. We have to go play a show.
We gotta go play a show. Oh, bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy? Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.
Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes.
Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Last night, a blown call changed the game. This morning, the internet lost its mind and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports and giving you the real story behind the headlines. And we're going straight to the source the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow @TimboSliceLife12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on: a Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman.
Multimillion-dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets.
A billion-dollar fraud.
But how long can this alliance last?
Tell me what you know. Is somebody coming after me?
Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, what's good, y'all? You're listening to Learn the Hard Way with your favorite therapist and host, Kier Gaines. This space is about Black men's experiences, having honest conversations that it's really not safe to have anywhere but having them with a licensed professional who knows what he's doing. How many men carry a suit of armor? It signals to the world that you're not to be played with. And just because you have the capability, that does not mean that you need to. Listen to Learn the Hard Way on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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