Transcript of Tara Yummy tells YOU how to be more attractive

What is the most outrageous thing you've done to get a guy or girls attention?

Are you wearing the leather jacket to get my attention?

You're so narcissistic. Look at her shirt. It says, I'm too pretty for this. Jared, you've been reading that?

I've been avoiding it like the plague. I try not to look at my friend's titties.

I was reading the shirt. I wasn't examining her titties.

Yeah? Do you like when Jared stares in your chest and objectifies you? I wasn't objectifying. How about we let a woman answer for once in this podcast? You ever heard of feminism? Over to you.

I actually was objectifying Jared myself. I love his hair. I was drooling over it. I love a mullet. I love your haircut.

Can we just take off the hat?

Okay. Wait, can you also grow the mustache out now? A mustache-mullet combo? Fellas, you want to go from a five to a 10? Mustash-mullet combo. So Jared was a 5? No, wow. I love it. Wow.

Got the little party going.

I like.