Transcript of Andrea Botez Exposes Dark Family Secrets... Dropouts #229

Okay, so you got nuts stuck in your hole. You want to talk about it?

Mm. How was my other intro?

Palm leaf covers your face, it's out. I'm gonna imagine they're women, and then you're gonna tuck and you're gonna let me get off on that. Yes or no?

You know, my mom listens to this podcast. God, what emotion feeling are you currently suppressing or ignoring?

Wait, but what you answer. What are you feeling?

Yeah, what are you suppressing?

Okay, fine. You want to know my real answer?

Yeah.

And I had a guy sleeping over who was like. They were sleeping there as a friend, you said.

Mainly a friend.

No, no, they were. They were. They slept over as a friend in your bed. Yeah, but we didn't do anything. We were just having a sleepover.

That was the biggest lie I've ever heard.

Yeah. Do you guys have an extra chain for Zach?

Well, I guess you can change my chain.

No, no, no, you shouldn't change.

Well, I have a shorter chain so that it doesn't block.

You got two chains?

Of course I got two.

Two chains.

Two chains.

Well, no, I don't have two chains on.

How about Skyler?

No change.

What are these clogs?

Other Birkenstocks.

They're for.

Built for comfort.

I remember my dad.

Don't flirt. Dude, you have a girlfriend.

Sorry, my bad.

It's okay. So do I. Whoa, whoa.

Who's here?

Actually.

Okay, the Dropouts exclusive.

No, no, no.

What?

I actually wanted to start, and I don't even. This is probably the worst start of all time. But I took the great idea take to come here in peak time traffic, and I just sat through a one hour car ride, and unfortunately, I was taking all these calls with my mom and my sister. He knew everything about me, and I just zone out and think they're not listening. And then he started telling me. We started talking about stocks, because since Trump is now elected, he was telling me how all his stocks do really well. And then he was telling me how he doesn't believe climate change is real because his parents, My dad, driving the Uber, one hour. But the best part, he also does gospel in prisons. And he was telling me we're talking about Christianity. And he was telling me.

I asked him, like, an existential Uber, right?

Yeah, yeah. One hour. One hour. And he did give me this pamphlet, and he was telling me how Jesus is the only one who can repent for our sins.

So that is a common theme, the.

Christian community, for everyone. And he gave me this pamphlet with all these really scary Christians but the.

Front of it says the beast.

I don't know. Yeah, which I was like, so that.

Could have been the mark of the beast. So in the Bible, there, there is in Revelation, Revelations. Apparently the devil is the devil. He's going to put a mark on everybody.

Yeah, well, the Antichrist will come back.

The Antichrist will come back. You find that hot.

Like, like this is marketing. That makes me want to be like, okay, this is not.

You're pro beast.

Yeah, like, I like the edgy stuff.

Yeah, you're no beauty.

You're all beast on their foreheads. But this is not good because, yeah, my grandma, she gets upset.

Wait, your grandma was a nun? Weren't you like a sexy nun for Halloween?

Yeah, yeah, I got in trouble. My mom told. Told me to stop wearing crosses for techno esthetic. And I told her it's just that it's a techno thing and she doesn't get. She did not like that. I used to put crosses on my walls, but not. But again, I was very religious as a kid, so I feel like I have my reasons. But yeah, Grandma nun doesn't like any of this.

So you call her grandma nun. Well, what about nanny nun? That's kind of hot.

Oh, nanny nuns like that.

Hey, where's nanny nun at?

Nanny nun? Yeah, she's not your typical nun. She's a cool nun.

So what makes her a cool nun?

Well, I think she's really smart because one time the nuns tried to put her to work. It was during the pandemic. And her job was to get rid of all this cardboard. And it's this random church in the middle of the Romania. In Romania, in a random forest. And she thought a good way to get rid of the cardboard was by lighting it on fire. And then the fire grew so big that the ambulance and the firefighters have to come and she only almost burned down the entire church, so now the nuns don't put her to work anymore.

What are the. What is her common tasks among the religious?

Sometimes she plays chess with the kids.

Okay.

And she's always, she's always housing priests in her house. Sometimes she's housing like burglars. And I tell her, grandma, please stop letting random people into your house. Yeah, but she takes care of the priest and literally anyone on the street as well.

Question, I'm not familiar with nun culture. Do they. Are they paid to do this? Is it like.

No, no, no, no.

Is it like her full time gig, though?

She just lives off her pension?

Okay.

Yeah.

Where did she work before? Before her nunnery?

That's a good question. Her sisterhood, I think like during communist Romania she had like a traditional job and then she had my dad who probably brought home the bread. But I don't think figuratively or literally.

When did your family move from Romania to here?

In their late mid-20s.

You said you came here, you wanted to speak about communism, so if you wanted to go.

Yeah. Well, I actually thought a good breaker for everyone is who did you vote for?

Who is your favorite? If you had to say listen to some intro music. Huh. November 16th if you are in New York City or anywhere near it and not at our live show, it's for New York Comedy Fest, which is actually a pretty big deal. We're very excited and it makes our heart so happy that you guys are giving this opportunity to us. Is going to be super fun. We are going to have some special guests. I don't know if we're allowed.

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Are watching this on the Tuesday that it comes out, it's in four days so you have to get your tickets fast.

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Exciting.

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Okay, so you got not stuck in your hole. Do you want to talk about it?

That's my other hell of a way to phrase that.

No, no. It was how to pay a very nice man $2,000 to get a day out of my hole. Yes. It was ridiculous.

I'm trying to figure out what nut and hole could mean.

Why doesn't everyone take a guess what it is. Unfortunately, Skyler, you take a guess what you think. Just know that it was extreme pain. It was very serious.

And now close.

Close.

Very close.

Yeah.

Actually have one of those in my mouth right now. I have to go get them checked next week but root canal. Yeah.

Oh, they live in there after you get them.

I have to get one filled. Oh yeah.

Brutal.

Are you a connoisseur of the sugar? What? Why is your mouth becomes okay.

Oh yeah.

That's exactly but okay. The first before we get into this I'm gonna give the walnut story because it's my favorite story to tell.

It only happened days ago.

I'm glad you days ago. I didn't real. I looked at the calendar. It's been 10 days.

Well, you've been lacking. You've been lacking your favorite story Though every time I talk to you, like, I just wish I had a favorite story. So I'm so glad you found it.

Yeah, everyone can share their favorite story after the.

No, please go. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. So I got my wisdom teeth removed and I'm going on the flight from Oregon to la because I got them removed at home where my healthcare is. And I'm always a big proponent of you don't really have to listen to the dentist. And I'm actually like pretty op and everything they tell you that you don't need to do, I usually get away with doing it and I'm usually fine.

Do you have an ex. Examples of the past. We just want to make sure.

Oh, I'm getting there.

Okay. Okay. Thank you. I apologize.

Yeah. Just wait for hello weekend to come around. And my mom made these walnut cookies even though I told her mom I can't have nuts. But my mom's really a terrible baker and chef so like she was really excited about these cookies and I didn't want to shut her down and she put them in my backpack for the plane and then I'm in the plane and I'm eating the walnut knowing very well I just got my teeth and I have literally bleeding holes in my mouth from two days ago. I'm munching on the cookies and then a walnut goes into the wisdom socket and.

Almost a perfect fit, wasn't it?

Almost. Almost.

That's just like gave me whole body chills.

Yeah. And the best way to get it out is if you have a syringe. That's what the dentists give you. But I'm on the plane so I don't have my syringe. It's in my checked in bag. So for one hour I'm just in excruciating pain. And then it turned into a dry socket, which is the most painful thing you can have. And then they put me on narcotics for three days.

But which you were stoked, didn't you?

Just piss on the floor. You guys need to train your son, daughter, woman. First of all, I always forget, do.

Not misgender our dog.

It's not on purpose. I misgender myself all the time.

Ok. What ok. Did you ever sit there?

Well, I mean, we'll do it after the show.

Yeah, you're the show that brought attention to it.

Sorry, sorry.

Just men.

Listen, ok, she had a little accident. We don't need to make her self conscious about it.

No, I know she was nervous absorbing into your beautiful, beautiful checkered print carpet.

This thing is disgusting.

But also, she was my favorite part of this podcast.

She was. She was so distraught that a woman. And she could tell you're a woman. Yeah. Was hurting that she happened to excrete liquid from herself.

It's okay. Like, we all piss ourselves.

Exactly. In solidarity. We would like you to please urinate.

Okay. I mean, actually, I feel like girls more often than men do. Piss them something. Maybe this is just a drinking thing, but, like, this is another one.

My mom, if she laughs. Like, if you get a really laughing, she'll pee.

I feel like it's pretty common.

My mom pees herself when she crazy.

The beavers didn't do well in that. Damn. I don't know. You got to talk to your cousins, Jared, because. Yeah, I have noticed. I mean, a good chuckle and you'll. You'll throw some. Some urine out there.

Is your brain working today, Zach?

No.

What day did you have today? What did you guys do today?

Trying to think.

Oh, it's a good day when it starts to think.

That's the thing. I feel like since we got the office, which is, like, it's an amazing thing, but I feel like our days become so mundane because we're just spending all of our time in the office. Yeah. Like, making sure this company stays afloat.

So, like, is it. Are you guys. I'm trying to visualize, like, where you guys would huddle when you're all, like, on your laptop and. Yeah, whatever, you guys.

So we have one. We have one laptop.

Yeah. And you guys all share it. It's like a campfire in the corner in a circle.

And then we draw straws on which left hand and right hand we use that day.

Exactly how. Yes.

So today. Today it was me and Alyssa, but Alyssa has faulty nails. Do you want to show them?

You know what's crazy?

So she would make.

Oh, my God.

It looks like.

It looks like the one right next to the. In between the three with red. It looks like it got chopped off.

That's what Nelson said. And somebody did mention. I don't know how Alyssa has one hand with nails and one with no nails.

Well, one with half nails, one with.

Well, this one used to have nails. This just fell off. I do my own nails myself because I clearly save money.

They're not paying.

She saves money by only doing four.

And then I ripped these ones off, and then I accidentally ripped my actual nail, so I have to wait for that to grow back. So that's why.

How bad did it hurt when you actually ripped your whole nail?

Awful. Because my nail Actually starts, like, right here. So this is just skin.

But why do you rip, like, the fake nails off if it's so, like, glued on there that it can rip your real one off?

And I just. Now I can't.

Isn't there, like, dissolving liquid?

Would you like to have, like, a seven day free trial of free nails?

How do you do that?

I don't know, but you can do it on Patreon.

Plug time.

Plugging. 10 minutes in.

Anyway, go to the Patreon right now in the description, or I will take one of the smaller humans in your. In your family circle, and I'll drown them.

I don't think that's the best way to plug.

Why? Okay, if you were to do it.

What are we doing on Patreon today?

Okay, so we have a new cell phone where they can text us and call us if they're part of the Patreon.

So we're encouraging parasocial relationship.

We also do drunk episodes where we can't put it on YouTube because people are blitzed.

You keep telling me you do drunk episodes. I have not seen your drunk episodes.

A drunk episode. If you come to a drunk episode.

With me, I'll do a drunk episode.

You heard it here first. Drunk again.

I'll do anything to see Zach drunk, because he's always so like, yeah, don't touch that. Don't do that. Which I'm so.

Don't touch that. Don't. Yeah, I just don't want to get assaulted. Sorry, brother.

At a party and I'm holding a drink, Zach comes to me. He's like, you're so much less of a person for having that beverage on you.

That's.

That does sound like something he would say.

Yeah.

I feel like last time I was at a party with you, I was in the background playing Jenga. Were you? Also, you were at the tower with me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So remember this?

I mean, you were.

Yeah, yeah, I can tell. Zach doesn't go to parties very much because he's trying to pull what one would do at a party.

You have Jenga in the back. I'm gonna. I mean, you don't have to talk to anybody. You just build or debuild a tower, which is a fantastic. Hey, we're not gonna eat any wires today. That was yesterday. Come here.

How was your guys's Halloween parties? Any fun? Party story time.

I went to two in one night.

Okay.

She was very mad about it.

I was pretty frustrated about it. It was fine. It was a good time. I Went as. You know, Gypsy Rose Blanchard is.

I know what gypsies are because I'm Romanian.

No, no. Gypsy Rose Blanchard is a Alyssa. Are you connected? It's. It's a woman that. She killed her mom a while back.

Don't say so casually.

Isn't that what she did?

She killed.

Yeah, she killed her mom. She. Technically, she only plotted to kill her mom. Her boyfriend at the time did the actual killing.

Well, her mom was, like, telling her she was sick all the time. Kept her in a wheelchair. So this is her, so.

Oh, you guys look, like, identical.

I went.

I went. I went as her former husband with a fat suit on.

Wait.

Oh, is that him in the blue shirt?

Okay. She's, like, on these crimes.

Yeah.

Prison right now.

Me and my girl just got out one of those. As those two some people.

Do you see any resemblance?

You guys just went as prisoners, essentially.

Well, we look pretty dressed up there. We're pretty matching outfits.

Okay, so you just wore a blue shirt.

Yeah.

And I.

And that was your hello?

Well, I had. I had a fat suit on.

Ah, okay.

And then he also trimmed down his beard to just a mustache.

Okay. I love when people put effort into.

No, but you also caught flak when you walked in.

Yeah, when I walked in, this guy that was in a. He was in, like, an angel costume, he just hit me with. He was like, you aren't dressed up, you piece of shits. I was like, whoa, dude.

Whoa, dude. Rose Blanchard's husband.

I did take the fat suit off because I just felt like I looked like my father.

You gotta stop saying that.

Every now and then, some people say I look like her.

You do.

You do. I really do look like her.

You do not look like.

I can see the resemblance.

You got sisters.

That picture right there with her in the red.

Do the side profile. Do the side.

Oh, yeah.

Terrifying.

Go up to the one of the side. Alyssa. Go up to the one in the front of the jumpsuit with the side profile.

No, because. Yeah, that's how my nose is.

Yep.

Why are you so against your heritage?

Spot on.

It's not my look.

Wait, that picture. Wait, wait, wait. Scroll down where she's blonde. That's you right after you get your hair done. Spot on.

What I don't like is, okay, we have someone else in the office who's 1/4 Korean, and she is very proud of that. And I celebrate it because that's her culture. And, like, you being 1 4th bird and not just not celebrating, that is. I don't know. It just puts down all birds.

It's a little disrespectful. Why aren't you celebrating your culture? Well, I mean, these outfits you are.

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Yeah, speaking of these outfits, you called us edge lords. What is an Edge lord?

You guys remind me of like the boys in high school. But honestly, like, I'm all for edgelord fashion, first of all. So the merch looks great, but like they drive their big trucks, they listen to Suicide Boys, the hippity rippity dippity flow. I type.

So who the Suicide Boys is that?

They're like a not underground rap duo, but they're underground. Hold on, I'm trying to. What's like emo rap? Is that what you would Call.

Can we put up. Can you go on YouTube? Wait, do we have audio from this or. No?

Yeah, we have it through the head.

Okay, let me just show you the. I. We used to go to a lot of their concerts, and I would mosh really hard. Just search Suicide Boys Paris. And that's like a clip of. That's a good Suicide Boys Paris. And you can see.

What does your shirt even say what.

Their shows look like? It's music.

Divorced Parents make Hot Daughters.

Dude, I'm just wearing Paris, not parents Paris. I have no, I don't think. Yeah, click the first one.

206 million.

No, they're huge.

Yeah, they are big.

They're very popular. They play Coachella. Yeah, turn this shit up. Oh, you guys can't put this on YouTube. I just forgot.

It's okay.

Mute it and I'll ad lib. Ready? We actually used to know the words. This one. Yeah. This is, like the Edge Lord vibe. You guys are. Fuck all of your problems. I love this song. I love to mosh. Do you guys not mosh ever?

Wait, pause it.

I. Let me tell.

In a couple weekends.

Moshing is, to me that, like, I would. I hate it. The idea of it is, like, terrifying.

Yeah.

I've had so many panic attacks. Moshing, it's terrible.

And people.

I feel like people get hurt.

Oh, yeah. No, they're really dangerous.

What is the point? What is mosh culture? Why do people do it? Okay.

Like, in high school, it's just like, I. Okay, I find it entertaining, but actually being in one is, like, terrifying. And I always have a panic attack. But, like, you see all, like, the young teenage dudes are like. You see the look of crazy in their eyes, and then they just, like, let everything loose. And I think it's more just like, that feeling.

Like, there's a lot of elbows involved.

I've heard. Yeah. You know, they're definitely really dangerous. When I went to Society Boys Coachella, like, that was the only time I really thought I was gonna die. Like, I was in the middle, and, like, they're like, look at you. And they're like, open up the pit. And, like, there's like, any time you.

Hear that, like, you better start.

Just run for your life. And there's, like, literally, like, six. Six, like, devil signs everywhere. And, like, you think you're gonna die, but, like, I like the fear.

I think.

I think it's just a way for. Because, like, music like this has, like, not a lot of, like. Well, I guess anger is kind of like a subtext. Of it and, like, just rage, you know? And, like, this is sadness.

Like, this emotions.

This kind of music leads to, like, moshing. Because it's sort of like a cathartic release. Yeah, it's like a cathartic, chaotic.

That's what I was trying to say. Cathartic.

I've been seeing a lot of videos of these guys doing cathartic releases where it's a bunch of men just, like, kind of massaging them and they're just screaming, you know, I'm talking about. You've been seeing those clips.

No, I thought this was.

Look up. Look up. Anger Release Men. Let me see if this will pop it. Anger release.

Did you guys ever see the video of, like, the mosh that was started by, like, an impromptu concert in a Denny's, and people just are literally, like. They're swinging at each other. They're throwing chairs.

Okay. When it's really violent, it's not. I like the concept of moshing because I like, just, like, jumping around with my friends and, like, you have a.

Positive, whimsical aura about you, but you do like to dive into the darkness. Yeah. Where did that start?

I wore a white sweater one time. Well, what I was going to say for Jared, because he was saying, like, people like Suicide Boys, because it's angry for me, it's more. I don't want to say, like, sadness, but, like bittersweet. I think that's why all the music I like is really dark. Interesting. But I've just always been gravitated toward. That's why I do the dark techno and I go to Berlin. But it's also just music I really enjoy.

I don't know if I've ever heard that, like, anyone. And. Well, I guess the only one I've ever heard that's even kind of, like, close to. At least what I would consider bittersweet would almost be like, Lil Peep, right?

Yeah. But some Suicide Boys songs are similar to that. Like, okay.

I also haven't really dived into the discog.

Not all of it is, like, crazy, but a lot of it is, like, slow and sad and, like, kind of more lyrical.

Did you go.

I'd say it is somewhere. Little Peep.

Did you go to. What was it called? Like, Gray Fest or something like that?

Did Suicide Boys have a festival?

I don't know if it was theirs in particular, but, like, everyone, like, in that genre, like, what's his name? Like, Nascar Alo or something like that.

Like, okay, I know. Ghost Main. No, this guy's terrified.

Yeah.

Can you show them Ghost Main. Just so, like, this is. This is my last Edge Lord reference. Okay. This is the high school concert.

Shop Dropouts. Calm. If you want the Edge Lords, your.

Guys'S Patreon content should just be Edge Lord. Oh, I guess you can't see him. I wanted you guys to see his face.

Just look up images.

Yeah, Postman images. This is the music I was into high school.

Couldn't exit out of that one tab.

This is it.

You'll probably need it again.

He's kind of stunning in that second picture.

But then he's a beautiful man, actually. I've never seen him without.

It's like, on the left is, like, PacSun model, and then on the right is, like, Marilyn manson. I mean, 2.0 kind of looks like.

The Witcher a little bit. Yeah.

Yeah.

But I'm assuming, like, people like Ghost man, like, you guys are into, like, hard rock or. No, no metal fans here.

Like a big steel guy.

Like industrial.

Fuck aluminum. I've used many occasions. A lot of leftovers.

What's the metal like? Metal rock band where they wear masks.

Oh, I know you're talking about. Hold on.

I got you Insane Clown Pasta.

No, no, no, no.

I used to love them, and I.

Went to one of their concerts, Slipknot. Slipknot, yes.

Oh. Not who I was thinking of.

Oh.

And how do you feel in their concert?

I honestly, like, I don't listen to that kind of music.

Yeah.

But the concert was phenomenal.

Yeah.

Amazing show.

Amazing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because everyone's there just being cathartic. Yeah, that's the word.

But there. It wasn't like, it was in, like, an outdoor. It was similar to the Hollywood Bowl. It wasn't the Holly. It was, like, down near San Diego. But so there wasn't, like, really room to, like, mosh, you know? So it was just people there strictly to, like, listen to music.

Oh, okay. So you got, like, a tame version of their audience.

Yeah. You ever listen to Christian rock?

My Uber was playing some.

Really?

I feel like. Okay. I feel like this segue for me especially, like, people are really religious as a kid, and then they're afraid of Jesus because they're like, I'm gonna go to hell. And then they become super atheists. And then. And now I'm kind of in, like, I want to explore religion. So maybe, like, Christian music is what I need in my life.

It'll definitely uplift you.

It'll make you have a lot of. Not induced by anything, but a lot of possibly psychedelic influences that could change Your frame of thinking a lot?

Well, I mean, I'm open minded in general. I'm always trying to change the way I think.

So. So you're the type of person where if someone gives a compelling argument, you're like, oh, no, you're right.

I like to hear both sides. Like for example, in my Uber, he's like, climate change is not real. I'm like, okay, why do you think that? Like what stats are. I like to hear him out, but I'm not obviously gonna accept them right away. I always like to hear both sides.

Tell her why, what, it's not real.

Give her the points.

I don't know the point.

His point was that CO2 emission apparent. And again, I didn't ask him where he got his stats and he works in the oil and gas industry and does stocks, but he said that CO2 levels today are lower than what they were before the industrial revolution. But again, I don't know if that's factual, but that was his argument. And then I asked him other questions.

But band I was talking about was Hollywood Undead.

Not who I was thinking.

I don't know how I found them. You okay, brother?

Way to go. I just. Whatever they say drink goes down the wrong hole.

What are they actually talking about the wrong pipe.

I know about.

It goes down. It goes down the air pipe.

Gotcha.

So basically you just had fluid go into your lungs and now you're trying to cough it out.

That's terrible.

Yeah.

Okay, wait. Well opened up.

You just got like a little taste of pneumonia, basically.

Really?

Pneumonia?

How do you know that's what it is?

Well, that's what pneumonia would feel like.

It's a sample.

Well, pneumonia is like when you get fluid in your lungs.

Oh, God. That's really like a. I can't believe.

Symptom of that is like heavy coughing.

Say it again. What word?

Pneumonia.

I don't like the way you say it.

Yeah, pneumonia. That's why I said pneumonia. And then he explained what it was and I forgot. It's really, really, really terrible.

Yeah, the word itself.

The word itself is kind of a word. Like you hear it, you're like, ah, it's not a kid.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

And it does kill.

Yeah.

So maybe that was the whole point. For it to be unassuming. I mean, because you got to think of, you know. Yeah. Dahmer back in the day. I mean, he was a very feeble guy who was kind of. He'd lurk in the shadows.

Michael Jordan. That doesn't really sound like a guy that's going to kill you in basketball.

Well, what is?

100%. It does.

No, it doesn't.

That sounds like an assassin of a cross of a triple threat.

No, it doesn't. It sounds like he'll do your taxes pretty well.

I agree with Skyler.

You know, Skyler came up to me, okay, look. Look at him.

He's about to make a lie.

No, I'm not.

You swear to God this isn't a lie?

This is not a lie. Scott came up to me.

I don't know where he's going.

He just randomly has rhetoric now, like, I don't know.

Rhetoric?

Yeah, like you just randomly have very strong opinions on things. And he. And it's very similar to something my grandpa would say.

Oh, no, he's lying.

No, I'm not. So I'm. I'm sitting down watching the Lakers play, and, you know, I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to have an afternoon. Like, that's all I'm trying to do. Have you heard of basketball?

Basketball, basketball? Nope. Keep going.

Okay. Very similar to mosh pits, but guys with balls. Yep, you're caught up. So I'm sitting there, I'm watching the game, and then he comes down. He goes, yeah, I guess it's finally happened. I said, what are you talking about? He goes, it's just, like, finally happened. And I was like, what? He goes, a full white team of NBA players could win the national championship. I mean, to win the NBA championship. I was like, dude, why are you even thinking about stuff like this? So I thought that was wild.

I didn't say that.

Yes, you did. We had a whole conversation about it.

No, no, I. You started that conversation.

I did. I saw. I saw TikTok about it.

Wait, what was the TikTok?

Wait, the. I mean, it's like, are there enough white good white guys in the NBA to win? So they're all saying. And there are.

If you play.

This is the first year, if you.

Took all of the good white guys, put them on one. Put them on one team.

Okay.

Yeah, it'd be. The team would be good. You'd have, like, Nicole Jokic, Luka Doncic. What do you think?

What do you think the switch was in, like, Europe.

Europe. European Wild. Europe. Yeah. Yeah, dude. We outsourced. We outsourced bas.

Yeah, we had to use homegrown whites. It'd be another 60 to 70 years.

On the court, basically.

Yeah, you would have to.

Why are Europeans more op at basketball?

They play. So Europeans, they grow up playing a different Style of basketball. So they're just way more. Especially come to the league. They're way more polished.

What do you think there's more disciplined?

I don't know. They drink. I don't know if they're more disciplined, though.

They got the white Europeans.

They still drink a lot like Nicole Yokich. He drinks. I think I drink it like beers after every game.

Yeah, they're always very well dressed. Similar to myself.

I bet they smell nice, too.

Alyssa.

Yeah, Europeans are good.

Really nice today.

Thank you.

Really dapper.

What do you want?

I just see Robbie lurking in the fridge.

Tell us about that beautiful sweater you got grandma.

I'm not Grandma, dude.

This is.

First of all, I'm unassuming. Like, I'll walk into a room and. And I could give a good hug right now something you guys couldn't do. I can shop drop if you.

No, no, it's not. Well, it's not from there.

Oh, this is fashion nova. That's about it. Well, there's nothing more to really say. It's beautiful.

I loved your styling content. I think it was very fun. Should do more of it.

Thank you.

Or you put things on. You explain what you're wearing.

You watched my Snapchat?

I did. It was. It was good.

Oh, wait. Can you. Could you take me?

Oh, your Snapchat is your insta. Take you where?

Like, somewhere and dress like, you could take all of us. Dress us.

I mean, they don't really. Okay. I mean, he's got the shirt, but we need to coordinate the second half of the outfit to Skyler. Jared is the only one. I'd say I wouldn't need a style, but I don't know.

I just don't know.

I like the Edge Lord style.

Crazy is.

But is why.

You say he's the only one? You don't know the style?

Oh, out of the boys. No, no, no, no.

Yeah, and the beanie looks good.

Alyssa from only see, like the top half. I only see the shirt. We should have like, this should be glass so that, you know, Alyssa can.

Show the computer, the laptop.

I don't know, the dropouts box.

Jared looks like he got out of prison for doing the dumbest crime ever.

What would that crime be?

I built a dam without permits.

Jared, don't try to be like, come on, dude.

Guys.

I tried to go along with the beaver bed. I'm trying to, like, accept it and make you imagine.

Could you imagine a beaver talking? If you want to go along with the beaver bit, squeak at us. Thank you. Shockingly wow, you.

I'm just tapping into my heritage.

You just spoke your first language.

What is your heritage?

Beaver.

North American.

Okay. What do you mean, just beaver?

They say, like.

Don't say. They say God says.

You say God? No.

What the hell am I saying?

No, they. They say that, like, my teeth are big and it's. They are reminiscent of beaver teeth.

Did Zach tell you that?

I did not. No, I didn't. It was me who said it. I said that my dentist told me my teeth were too small for my.

Face, and I took it out on me.

No idea. I wish I could have such beautiful beaver teeth as Old Cap Head.

So you started the beaver trend in a positive way. It started off positive, but it's devolved. Don't look up pictures of beavers, man.

That's you.

Why do you have so many images on?

Oh, such a.

These are other things.

Eclectic beaver.

Their teeth are so yellow, it's crazy.

That is similar to Jared.

I also brought my question game because you guys love this one.

Oh, I do love.

Oh, God. Jesus Christ.

What are the rules?

What was the question?

I'm not asking that one.

Can I just see it?

I want to make my own. Sure. I want to make my own question game. I'm gonna start writing questions.

Do you really? Because that's what.

Boy, do we have the connects for you again.

Hereticon stuff.

Could you change the R word into something else?

Let me read it.

Oh, my God. Let me change which R word.

Hold on. Let me ask, in total, have you given or received more oral sex?

Given.

Given.

Really?

Yeah.

I mean, for a girl, I'd expect. Given by far. No way.

I'm not huge into blowjobs, but.

Are you huge? You're huge.

So you're like. To please the lady? Yeah.

Polishing?

No. I mean, no, but I'll do it.

But. But no, I do it.

I do it most times.

No, no, no. I don't feel like it's a. You'll do it at it.

No, no, I do it most times.

But does it give you enjoyment to satisfy your partner? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, then that makes sense.

It does. Like, the act of. It doesn't give. Like. I'm not like, oh, this tastes like. Yeah, it's like, I'm happy that they're happy.

Yes.

Like, I. I enjoy serving them in the bedroom.

Yeah. Don't say serving, please.

I said that just for you.

Zach is doing his lie detector date tomorrow, right?

Yeah. You're supposed to be part of it.

I know. Well, I was. I had good Questions to ask my sister was giving me.

Well, you should come.

But we have something tomorrow.

That was the biggest lie I've ever heard.

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I have been literally waking up at like noon every day and I have to get my life together and haven't gotten shit done this week. But cameo. Yeah, but yeah, okay, I can save my questions because I had a good list of questions to ask Zach on the lie detector.

Yeah. And you need to wait. What was I going to say? What were we talking about?

Game.

Oh, what have I given?

Or I would say I received, but more. But like, by a small margin, I.

Would say that I've received more because I had a woman in my life who when we were like, oh, we do it. Like, it's nice to please them. Like, she would get an egregious amount of pleasure from doing it. Like, she would like, I just need it right now. So, like, I was then serving again. I was, I was, I was helping.

You think you're selfish in bed.

No, No, I wouldn't say so. Oh, I thought you guys were all answering for me. And I was like, that would be a wild twist. Everybody just answered and looked at me.

Went, what is this behavior, Skyler?

Oh, it's nicotine.

Pass one over, buddy.

Wait, don't you get to nut tap him?

Yeah, not during the show.

Yes, I could do anything.

You could do it anytime.

Okay, yeah, I get them do it and I'm gonna block them, dude.

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Okay wait, let me draw one and read it and then you have to answer it.

Well, you didn't even answer the last one.

Well, that was for the boys. This is a fun woman is gonna.

Have problems given or receiving more.

Again, I feel like it's not surprising a girl's answer to that question. You know what, I have a real question. Who's your guys's favorite? Okay, top three people to Podcast with or top three podcast guests? Honestly?

Yeah, I would kill to have Neil DeGrasse Tyson back. I had like four pages of questions I wanted to ask him. And we only really got like an hour with him because he had to go on Theo Vaughn's podcast right after us.

He kept on him being like, how did you get it to talk, speak like that.

I was like, was he not intimidating? Like, were you able to yourselves around him?

Oh, 100%. I, like, I was nervous at first, but like, once he got in there, I was just kind of asking him.

Science questions or like personality podcast questions?

A mix of both. I. I would say probably more science questions because we had read like his book before.

You guys read a book?

I don't. I doubt that for us.

Who read the book?

We read. You read the book? Yeah, I.

We did. Specifically, it's Star.

We Star something.

I know.

Starry messenger or something like that. It's right over there.

You call. I see you looking over here at it.

I can't see it.

Quick, recite one your stuff you learned.

From the stomachs in the way Skyler heard it.

Zach, what was one fact you learned from Neil's book?

Oh, I couldn't tell you. That was like two years ago.

I mean, a whole book. There's got to be a lot of facts in there.

I've read so many books that I'm just like, it's. I gotta through. Go through my catalog.

Hey, dude, your dog just shit over there leaking to this part of the room.

I would pause the podcast and clean up the kids.

Look at her. She's knocked out.

Okay, can we be.

Can we be like, took a head.

Skyler. Yeah.

Before this podcast even started, I walked by and I saw that and I said, jared, did the dog piss in here? And he said, I guess so.

I was busy setting up the podcast.

I had to use the rest.

I didn't even know they knew about it.

I had to go to the. I had to go to the restroom. I was in the restroom. I came down the pot. It started.

Did you know about the poop?

I just smelled.

The smell is like slowly starting to emanate this way.

Perforated my.

The poop is new.

I think I'm congested.

Can't smell. Rudy. Jules.

Yeah, that was about. Say she.

Oh, yeah, she was the best.

Fantastic.

Really. What did you guys like about her?

She's so off the wall.

She'll just say anything that comes to her mind and she doesn't care about.

God, it really smells like a human.

Yeah, it's starting to get over here.

She's. She's so sweet.

But you know how like dog normally smells like dog poop.

Yeah, it smells like.

Like human.

Wait, what are the odds we get Robbie to clean it like, Robbie, we really need help here.

Robbie.

Hey, Co Rob.

Oh, you guys get off your ass.

Hey, Robbie.

He's not gonna do.

I don't even know where it is.

Robbie, can you hear me?

I just can't believe you guys.

Can you come here real fast?

He said I'm not falling for it.

I think there. I think you dropped something. Get in here and clean this up.

I don't think she did.

It's right there.

I see it.

Where? Oh, yeah. Oh, Alyssa probably saw it. Everybody's just seeing. Probably saw her poop.

No, I smelt it. And then I was like, oh yeah.

Whoever smelt it, Delta smelt it was outside. Alyssa, you saw it talking.

So I'm not, I'm not gonna go, you know.

Interrupt, Interrupt.

Did you know what Alyssa sat back down.

Yeah, I mean, we got a show to do.

I cannot believe how unfazed you gu. I buy the. And piss on the floor like I thought I.

That's all she does. Okay, so she pisses 30 times a day.

This is my argument. I. She's asleep right now. And when baby sleep. When baby needs to sleep, I don't want to wake her up.

Oh, yeah.

So I know there's three other able bodied people who are 4 and 5 who are in amazing shirts.

You don't have to do it.

I'm wearing white, so I am too.

No, you. One of you two can do it.

Okay. Rock, paper, scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Shoot.

Shoot.

Go get it.

Wait, no, no, no.

It's best that wasn't established.

Does he have to do the pee as well?

Rock, paper, scissors again for that?

No, I've already won.

That was for the poop.

I've already won. No, for all services.

For all services.

It's an all inclusive trip.

You know what's funny? He always grabs a toilet paper and flushes it down this.

Honestly though, in a house, how else are we gonna dispose.

No, I put in a poop bag and put it outside.

Oh, wait, wait. Oh, yeah, he's just flushing poop. What's wrong with that?

The poop bags that are stacking.

Guys, it's natural. Come on.

Do you think you've cleaned up more? Okay, so for you, bird, do you think you've cleaned up more animal?

I don't clean up squeaks. Poop.

It feels like you would have based on.

Based on.

You just raised a lot of hail based on.

In the Romanian household.

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. As in Romanians have manners. Like you're not gonna invite a guest in your home with piss on the floor.

We didn't know.

Half of us didn't know it was there.

Sure you didn't. Sure. It was acknowledged before. But you know what? I respect that you wanted the show to go on. I just hyper fixate on that one.

Do you speak Romanian?

I do, yeah.

Holy cow.

Do you speak anything else?

No, just Romanian.

This is a dumb question. How far off is, like, Romanian from other languages in the region? It can't be that different.

It has a lot of similarities to Spanish. I was really good at Spanish, but. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't hit me with a vampire line. That's usually the first thing someone thinks of when I say Romanian.

No. Never thought about it.

Would you want to be a vampire if there was a button?

Yeah. Bite into people's neck and suck their blood.

But then you're alive forever. Are you worried about watching everyone that you've ever loved pass away and then you have to live an eternity with that sadness? Yeah.

I mean, that'd be pretty depressing, but it'd be probably worth the trade off.

Yeah. Yeah.

Because you could. I feel like forever.

She's not even. She doesn't like it that much. We'll cut that, huh?

Living life.

No, Chess.

Oh, Chess. Chess. You said you don't like it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's not a secret. You didn't have to whisper.

Oh, okay. Okay. My apologies. I thought it was your entire livelihood.

Okay, so, also, I told my walnut story, but it's your guys's time to tell your favorite.

I have one more thing about the vampires, if that's okay. Would you bite people around you so they could live forever as well? Even if they didn't, obviously. What if they didn't want to?

Yeah. Well, they're stuck with me, okay? And that's depends on who it is. Depends on who it is.

My favorite story. I don't know if this is very funny, but. Well, this was pretty funny. I don't know. The funniest one might be the Aunt Sandra story with the tattoo.

Okay, you can tell her. I don't think she's ever heard it, so.

My grandmother passed.

Your guys's stories always start with someone dying.

Yeah, but there's the south.

Oh, God.

What about the pee?

But there was.

I'll get it later.

Good job, Jared.

There was my granny. My Mimi passed several years ago, and when I. When she did pass, Zach actually did a very nice thing. His big best friend move. I was pretty drunk the night before that. Like, I found out she was sick, and I was six hours away, and Zach drove me through the night to get to her, to get to the house before she passed. I was able to talk to her before she died.

And you were drunk?

Well, I was at college, and so we were, like, drinking, and I knew, like, her health had been bad for a long time, so we didn't.

Yeah.

And then she called, and she was like, I'm not gonna make it through the night. And so then drove home. Couldn't drive. Zach drove me all the way home. It's, like, in the middle of the night. I think we got there at 6am Very nice of him.

And you said by the meme.

Yeah, she was. Yeah, I had a chance to talk to her, and she died a few hours later. But so after the fact, all of her family, all of our family was there. Her sister was there, who's an older woman. We went and got tattoos, and we came back.

I said, rip, Mimi.

Yeah. Yeah. We came back, and my aunt. Her sister was like. She's like, where'd y'all go? And Zach was like, oh, we went to do tattoos. And she said, oh, I have a tattoo. And Zach said, oh, really? What is it? And she said, I have a little mouse right here. And Zach was like, really? And she was like, yeah, come look at it. And so Zach got over there, and she was like, no, no, you got to get closer.

She's, like, pulling her pants.

Who is this?

This is my great aunt. She's probably 65, 70.

She's a wild one.

Yeah.

And she's like, yeah, it's right here. Right here. And so that can get closer and closer. And then she goes, oops, my Ate it.

Right after her sister died. Her sister wasn't even cold yet.

Listen, you have to cope with it. And some people cope with humor.

She forgot my type of woman. Yeah. I don't feel like the grandma dying was necessary to. I was just paying one liner, but yeah. Yeah, it was a deep back story. Always comes back to life and death.

Deep lore.

Jared, what is your favorite story ever, ever, ever?

Squeak it.

I don't know about ever, but I. There's one time when I was a kid, I. I caught, like, my parents having sex, and so I was.

What?

Don't look at him with judgmental eyes.

I just think it's funny.

I just think.

I didn't see them or anything.

He's gone off to his parents hooking up.

I did not get off. Don't.

I'm on the edge of myself seat. Wondering where this is gonna go.

Okay, favorite.

It's your, like, most funny story because you caught them having sex. And then it's their most traumatizing because they caught you jerking off.

I didn't. I wasn't getting off. I wasn't jerking off. I wasn't doing any of that. Stop with the. With the lies.

What was that?

You're doing this to your balls.

Shut up.

Anyway, what his dad was doing.

He doesn't have one. Oh, two moms.

Yeah, two moms. Lesbian sex.

Oh, your mom's having sex.

I caught my mom.

You should have added that sway more.

Yeah, you could have said it was hot.

Come on.

Oh, sorry.

Yeah.

Okay, now we're invested. Continue.

Okay, so I was probably like 12, 13, somewhere around that age. And it's like kind of late at night, but it's a weekend, so I'm staying up. I get a little hungry. I had like a. We had a semi finished basement downstairs, so that's where I would hang out. I go upstairs.

That's where you were put.

Shut up. So I go upstairs to ask my parents for a snack, and I go to. Up to their door, and as I'm about to knock on the door, I just hear like, moaning and not like.

Lesbian sex probably sounds way different too, than regular parents sex.

They're actually enjoying it.

And I hated it.

It did not sound like that.

I think you witnessed domestic abuse.

Dude, I was so. Okay, I want Jerry to finish his story, but I have a lot of personal trauma on this subject here.

What did it sound like?

Well, so then I'm like. I'm listening. I'm like, what the is going on? And so I knock on the door and then I. They stop. They go dead silent and a panic, like.

Yes.

And I was like, are you guys okay? And they're like, yeah, we're great, buddy. What do you need? I was like.

I called you buddy.

Yeah, I was like, it sounds. Sounds like a bear attack is happening.

Wait, is that where the growling started?

No, that's not where. I don't growl in bed.

Snarl, dude.

I don't snarl in bed.

You have said that. It's on camera.

Can you share exactly where.

No.

Is that why it's Jared bear?

Could I.

No, that's not why. It's Jer Bear.

Skyler. And I attempt to make lesbian noises. And then you say if that's similar.

Like, rated on a scale of one to ten.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just do warmer.

Colder.

It will get the. There.

Okay.

Okay.

So I'm my headphones off for this.

No worries.

Eat that box. Eat that box.

Yeah. Yeah. You like how girly that box is?

Colder.

Scissor me.

Okay.

Colder.

So we gotta go. Oh, yeah. There you go.

Warmer.

Yeah.

I'm so sorry for the.

Please.

Warmer.

Please lesbian me. So good.

Please, God, let me do it.

Throw that cooch my way.

You're only.

I've had enough story.

Only lukewarm. Okay, so it was higher pitch.

It was a little higher pitch.

Yeah.

But you have to be, like, more into it. Like, very. You have to be like, this is the best sex of your life. There you go. Scalding hot.

Okay, I did not need to hear that.

Sorry that we're cultured.

I just almost lived out a little bit of my fantasy.

Just. It's pretty.

Having sex with sex.

Yeah.

Moaning together with my boy, which is beautiful.

If we're ever on an island together and we have to bang. Dude, I'm excited.

Hey, let me tell you. Wouldn't actually have to happen.

What are you talking about? We're gonna be alone.

True.

You could be alone right now.

Would you, like. Would you do me the honor of tucking and, like, just.

I'm not tucking, dude, you can talk.

No, we're gonna trade off. You're gonna tuck a couple times.

He's gonna say, you can trade off. He'll never tuck.

This is what's gonna happen. There's gonna be a big palm leaf. You're gonna stand behind it so I can't see your beard.

Tits up a little bit.

Palm leaf covers your face. Tits out. I'm gonna imagine they're women. Tits. Okay, Then you're gonna tuck, and you're gonna let me get off on that. Yes or no?

Yeah.

My mom listens to this podcast. Like, on the way here, she's like, where you going? I'm like, by the way, I haven't told her about these episodes on purpose because I don't want her to hear. And she just kept going like, okay, let me know when this one's out. I'm excited to walk. So can I watch today? Is it live? I'm like, no, mom.

That's a good.

Just know that my mom watches. Is gonna watch.

Is she?

She watches every piece of content I do.

That's very sweet.

It's sweet.

My mom watches.

Huh?

Does she get rightfully judgmental. A little bit.

That and like. Well, sometimes she doesn't get my sense of humor. And I'll like post a tick tock. I'm like, I'm frolicking in the woods at 4am and then she's like, andrea, you're gonna die. And she just worries too much.

No, that's a.

She just doesn't get my jokes.

No, but it's. Come on, you're alone in the dark.

I'm in Sweden.

Like, it's safe and it's fucking taken took place.

I don't know, Harris.

I just watched what, about two or three?

But yeah, she watches every piece of content. And sometimes she'll tell me, she's like, I didn't like that person. Like, they were dumb. I'm like, mom, they're like one of the biggest streamers on Twitch. Like, they're a genius. Like, I don't care. Don't like them.

Has she opinionated, addressed us in any way?

Well, she hasn't. I think your guys's episodes hasn't made it to her algorithm yet. But just know, after today, it's not safe.

Oh, no.

So what is her name?

Lucia.

Lucia. I do want to say that we are throwing words around in crass ways in an attempt to possibly get a chuckle out of this nation.

I have not chuckled once.

No, no, and we get that. And we've realized we've missed the mark. And there's a chuckle.

Damn it.

We've realized we missed the mark a lot of times and we have been too crude into crass and the comments have shown. So we, for you, are going to dial it down a bit and we're going to speak. What are some things that she loves?

Wholesome talk. She does love Neil DeGrasse Tyson, but honestly, I'm trying to think which lemons by chance? Lemons?

Yeah. Does she like lemons?

Sometimes my family steals them from the neighboring trees. Yeah, okay, so she likes stealing my. No, no, it's not stealing. It's. They didn't pick up their lemons, so my dad is picking up their lemons.

We can relate to that. Sometimes lemons fall into our driveway from the neighbors.

And sometimes we hoist each other up to gravel.

I wasn't gonna add that part.

Cool, you guys. I'm glad you got that common ground.

Well, listen, if it comes over the fence, it's over the fence.

I.

Our property.

I stopped myself from saying a joke that wouldn't have landed. And I want you guys all to be proud of me.

Well, I want to hear it.

Was it.

Yeah. Now you gotta say, had to do with lemons. Yeah, I just, I was gonna be like, yeah, now we have like, we can't even walk outside our house. We have all these cars that won't stop. Start.

Now that's a good. Because I thought when you brought up lemons, I thought about the cars because, like, lemons car.

Bad cars that don't work are called lemons.

Oh.

And then I stopped the joke. Yeah, yeah. So. But I stopped myself. So I was saying with that joke, no, no, nothing wrong with it, but it's not a great one. So I stopped myself.

Oh, why don't I be, you know, self conscious now? Because my mom's watching. Does your guys's mom watch or your parents?

I'm gonna push you out of the nest.

My mom and my dad.

Ah, that's Zach's dad. Can't watch. But does your mom watch?

He can watch. He doesn't. My mom, no. Anytime that she sees anybody, like, references me, she goes, I hate everything that he does.

Why?

Actually, even at one of our.

Look at this nice, well dressed young man. She is.

She is proud of how I've.

The life that it has given you.

The life. Yeah, that I work hard. But she does not like the content. No. She finds it deplorable.

Even one of our gluttons for punishment because they don't like it either. And they keep watching it. And I get called, you shouldn't.

I'm like, don't watch it.

Don't watch it.

My mom watches it all the time.

Oh, no, she loves shout out.

Dottie.

Yeah, my mom love.

She's like the chaos.

Yeah, Dottie with the.

But like, if you ever met my mom, she is very like.

I saw a clip once. Your mom, she's unforgettable woman.

What did you see?

It was. You're calling her on like maybe a 4pm on like a weekday.

Oh, yeah.

Crazy questions. I was like, okay, this is where the fun one in the group comes from.

Yeah, she is fun.

My parents refused to watch it for the longest time, but they started watching recently and I don't know why.

What they think about it.

Talk straight to camera and tell them. Apologize.

Well, my, like, they. They watch it, I guess to support. But yeah, it's the same thing that like Zach's mom says. It's just like, they're like, I wish you would talk about different things.

You guys aren't always brain rotting here. Sometimes you talk about deep, important stuff.

I think we need to try do you mind opening up our mind for a second and possibly leading us down the road of positive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I actually gave. Okay. This was really. I gave Skylar a card to pick, but this is kind of a deep. It's a little dark. But this was the one he picked. It said, what emotion slash feeling are you currently suppressing or ignoring? Maybe not, like, right now in this podcast, but you think in life, you know something that you. What am I under this? I think. Go ahead.

What am I suppressing or ignoring? Like, what am I purposely pushing down so other people don't have to experience it?

Yeah, but I guess that's probably. Sorry, Never mind. Never mind.

Oh, it just a deep, haunting depression.

Yeah, I was gonna say, like, this is not a good question.

Let me try another one.

I feel like that's gonna be a lot of our answers.

Okay, okay.

No, I just. I just feel that, honestly, you know, I try to do my best in life, and a lot of times I'm chastised by words that are just satire, and sometimes I can't figure out my way out of this dark, dark hole. And I just wonder if I'm sure you're not alone. Internal darkness is better than possibly.

Again, I think this is a topic that's.

Did he grab your finger and push the button?

Oh, I. Something positive in my life. Transition. Jared's gonna cut.

This did not go well.

Okay. I could just.

Heidi Klum's Halloween party went there. I was Colonel Sanders, Sophie was a chicken, and people really. Oh, wait, this is something I do want. Ah, now this is better for the Lunch Table podcast. Oh. Skyler and I started a lunch. It's just dark sky. Well, I don't know if it's that dark.

What do you mean?

Oh, Skyler and I started a new podcast together called the Lunch Table that. I guess if you're watching this, it's already out. Cool.

Just YouTube.

Yeah. And we're just hammering home some. It's just kind of white guys sitting.

Around acting cool, pontificating on, like, if Jesus is gay.

Wow.

What a word.

Is that a word?

I think so.

Look it up.

Pontificating is. Is definitely a word. I use it properly this morning.

You're spelling it right. That's good.

Yeah.

To pontificate.

How did you spell that right? So you couldn't.

Words for from.

I'm well versed.

Very easy to.

He actually is.

No, no. He went to law school.

Word of the day. No way.

I did, yeah.

Did you graduate?

I did, yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

How many years of school did you do well?

Total un. Well, total since, like, high school. Well, I did four. I did four years undergrad and then three years of law school.

Cool. And then you said, I want to join Zach's.

Yeah, I was working.

The actual definition is not just to like to consider. It's to express one's opinions in a. Considered. In a way, considered annoyingly pompous. So you are annoyingly pompously debating if Jesus is gay.

No.

Well, you can't express opinion. I mean, where you. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

No. Let's keep going around the room. Suppressing.

Let's pull another arc. I'm sorry. Well, but I knew. See, when I asked you that question, I knew what you're going to say.

Wait, but what you answer. What are you feeling?

Yeah.

What are you suppressing to not give the same answer? Because I'm sure every content creator. I hate the term content creator, but I'm sure we all feel the same sort of depression. Are you currently suppressing or ignoring? Honestly, I'm pretty good at. I'd say, like, right now, I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, but actually don't think I'm ignoring that. I think I'm, like, slowly coming to terms with it, but it's also just, like, something that takes many, many months to kind of figure it out, and I'm just stuck in the mud. But also, you know, why do you.

Feel like you don't know what you want to do?

But. Okay, this is, like, a big career question. And it's also hard in the moment. You're doing the music, my sister.

Yeah.

The truth is, I do really love music. It's just right now we have so many projects, and every week I am changing my focus on a different one, and it's hard to decide what you want to do, but I'm sure a lot of people relate. Like, you know, once you graduate college and you're 22, you're testing a lot.

Of things to see.

I think I'm in the experimental stage, but it's really scary because things don't feel like you have any idea where you're going.

Yeah, I think that's okay, but I think you're at the stage of your life where that makes sense as well.

Yeah, that's what I was saying. But, okay, let me.

Really. Nothing's going wrong. You're killing it. Great. After what I said.

Okay. I mean, again, this is. Yeah, this. No. Okay, fine. You want to know my real answer?

Yeah.

I hate being alone and I know that. And I always fill up my loan time and then that's when you send like a last minute text to like a boy. Or like you make plans that maybe you don't really want to do them, but you just like. I hate doing things by myself, but now I don't have to because I have a new roommate, so it's really good. So I actually never have to be alone, but that is totally like the one thing that I constantly suppress. I wanted to bring. Her name is Jules.

You can brought her anyway.

Oh, we'll bring her next.

Jules.

What? We have enough Jules in our own.

Yeah, we have so many.

You guys have a lot of friends named Jules? Yeah, she's the best. She's hilarious. She's really ADHD like me. She has an actual college degree, which is cool because my mom says that she's way more well spoken and wiser than me. It's probably because she went to college. But she's a good influence. And she just became really obsessed with chess, which is hilarious. And she just spent like she, it's literally her pride and joy. So I met her through chess. She doesn't do chess really as a job. Recently we brought her onto Twitch and now she's just been playing Super Mario every day. So a really good influence, but she's growing on Twitch. But she's a genius and very funny. I should meet her. I don't want to ask. Let's do a different card. Let's just, let's just cut all of that.

We could play, we could play Password.

I really wanted to hear everybody else's answers, but.

Okay. All right, fine. Jared, what emotion feeling are you currently suppressing or ignoring?

I think I suppress my anxiety a lot. I think I could. Well, I, I, I suppress it more than what I show, I think.

What do you usually get anxious about?

Just your path in life, I guess. Like what kind of. What you were saying.

When do these thoughts, like, when are they.

Oh, keep you up at night. Yeah, yeah, it's always at night time.

Yeah. Late at night. Honestly, also like during the day, I just feel like, like this week is kind of like crazy busy. Oh, really? Like our next couple weeks, especially with the live show coming up, it just feels like, like there's a lot to do and not, not enough time to do it.

Not even enough time to say the sentence right.

Enough. Say that sweet, sweet sentence.

And so I think I. And not like to anyone else's benefit. I think I suppress it for myself. Because if I let my anxiety take Over. I wouldn't get as much done as I need to exact.

Don't you think it's just a result of being too busy and not having time for yourself to sit with those emotions?

Yeah, pro, like that's a, that's a good diagnosis of what's happening. Um, but I mean, it's a, like the anxiety is somewhat stemming from a good thing, you know, like, it's really good to be busy in this industry.

Do you do any activities where you let yourself not be busy? Like what is your, uh.

I guess the only thing would just be like working out. But even then like that I, I've had to cut like my last two or three workouts short because it just takes too much time. And then the next thing I know it's like, oh, shit, like we had to run to the bank this morning or we have like a meeting or something. You know, it's just like, like I would feel like. I think that's why it's kind of, kind of getting the best of me right now is because my one space to not be busy and to clear my head is getting taken over.

I think that's a very relatable thing as well.

Yeah.

Okay. Pick your next victim, Skyler.

Self hate. Actually.

Yeah.

What do you hate about yourself?

I don't know. All of it. I, Yeah, I mean, for the most part. But as weed help helps. Because it does. It does.

This is great.

It does help. I mean, because it mostly comes up at. I have bad anxiety and it mostly comes up at night.

Yeah.

When I have time to think because my brain runs really hot a lot of the time and the weed does help mellow me up.

I feel like. Okay, anyone here who is. Everyone in this room is high functioning and I feel like nighttime is probably the worst unless you have a great sleep schedule. I don't know.

It's the best, the worst sleep schedule in the room.

Yeah. That in common. We're night time. But what does your girlfriend think about your self? Hate thoughts or does she not know?

No, she knows. She's very supportive. Yeah, she's good.

Real.

I, I, I don't know if the weed helps or if the weed, because you said it mellows you out, but I think it's just actively suppressing what.

You'Re just distracting you.

I feel better when I do.

I feel better. Here's the thing. If you distract yourself every night, you don't feel it.

Well, that's the thing. I feel better when I drink and get drunk. That doesn't help that's suppressing.

Yeah, but, but, but in my opinion, like, I don't feel the same. If I was to drink every day, I would, like. It wouldn't be good.

Also dealing with hangovers all the time.

Yeah. Alcohol addiction runs in my family, too, so I just, like, wouldn't do it.

You say every night when you smoke, you feel like you're gonna have a heart attack.

That's heartburn.

Yeah, but the smoking's giving you heartburn.

No, no, it's the food I eat.

When I smoke that is honestly the biggest kind of smoking weed. Is that get the munchies?

Yeah.

Why don't you choose every night foods that won't give you heartburn?

I try. And then sometimes we have pizza here and buffalo chicken dip and it's.

You made the buffalo chicken?

It was a gesture.

It was really spicy all day today, and it has been the. I feel like I've been dying all day.

Yeah.

Just gonna keen over at some point.

How about you, Alyssa? What is your feeling or emotion that you're currently suppressing?

I don't know if I. I don't.

Know if I'm suppressing anything.

No, I don't.

It could.

I think I. I don't think there's anything that I just really don't suppress.

So you're saying you need to suppress.

No, she says she suppress everything.

Yeah, I just. Because that's kind of how I grew up.

One.

Could one of them be, like, what? Like, what's one?

Well, I mean, it's a little of every. What everyone said. It's like, not much different, but I. There's just not like.

Well, then reiterate in your own words.

Well, no, I don't think there's anything that I just openly like, has a.

Healthy lifestyle, guys just.

I don't know about that. I don't know if there's anything like that. Do you just feel open to, like, talk about what you do?

Therapy? No, I was. What I was going to get to is like. It just sounds like you're very aware, which is good. You probably take time to think about yourself.

More aware of it. And I don't talk about anything really enough that I need to talk about, I feel like. But, yeah, I just. I just kind of just like, even like things that maybe I should stand if, like, standing up for myself more or like saying, yeah, I don't like this or whatever. Not even like, in that aspect, but just in general of, like, yeah, I don't know.

Everything is the dog snore?

Is that I've been hearing these, like, weird noises. I've been trying to. I thought it was Robbie.

He's been knocked out for, like, the last 30 minutes.

I don't know if the mic.

We're putting her to sleep.

Her nose is probably just.

You guys snore.

Oh, yeah. You commented on the breathe, right? Strip.

Yeah, I was gonna say, who's getting the breathe rights in this house?

Jared probably snores the worst.

Jared has a whole rig to go to sleep.

Yeah.

He really does need to get honestly the same.

Oh, well. Oh, you have to use them every night.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I have to. I have to tape my nose open and I have to tape my mouth shut.

At one point, weren't you about that?

She thinks it's kind of cute. And also it, like, it's. For the most part, if everybody. No, if.

If ever she thinks she.

She's able to think it's cute because if everything is working properly, I don't snore. Yeah.

I thought you said she thought the snoring.

No, no, no.

At one point, didn't you have like a thing, like a belt that you tied your mouth closed with?

Yeah, so, like, there's. There's like a head strap that I used before I got the surgery, before I got the mouth tape. There was like a head strap that didn't really work.

You buy the thing. Did you buy the thing off Amazon difficult?

The jaw thing?

No, buy. Just buy it and see. See what it does.

I'm afraid I'm going to choke on it.

That. The whole point is that you won't choke on it. It's. The whole point is you're not swallowing your tongue or not swallow, but your tongue's not falling back into your mouth.

Okay.

Is the reason you're using all these anti snoring devices because you don't want to wake up your girlfriend or just because actually you just want to wake.

Up the whole nightmare?

I remember one time we were sharing a room.

I forget where it was like, probably in New York.

New York or something. And you were like, alyssa, I'm sorry, I forgot my nose strips.

Jared.

Which I absolutely could have just gone to, like the Duane Reed on the.

It wasn't that bad though, right?

It was.

It was horrible. Like, there's.

I think I took a video, you snoring one time.

It was so loud the. The other night. I do it. I mean, not to, like, bother the people that are near me or whatever when I'm sleeping, but also I just do it a. For my Health. Like, I could get a better night's sleep if I have all this on. And then, B, the other night, I, like, I don't think I put anything on because it was like after the drunk episode or something, I just fell asleep and I woke up up. And maybe it was partially the alcohol, but, like, I woke up feeling like. And it's like my. My mouth was sore, my nose was clogged. You know, it was just like this whole thing.

But that was totally from the drinking.

No, not necessarily. Because, like, I've gone. Like, we've done drunk episodes where, like, I've done my whole, like, nightly routine, and I woke up in the morning feeling fine, and I didn't drink any. I think I probably drank less on this most recent drunk episode than I normally do, and. But I didn't put any of that on, and I woke up feeling worse than I ever have.

Damn.

I'm gonna get absolutely just hammered on the next one. I haven't been drunk on a drunk.

Thank God.

I'm gonna get four.

Andre's gonna come back.

I'm down to do a drunk episode.

We're gonna be in the streets together.

Some guitars.

The blackout Friday drunk episode.

Blackout. Black Friday.

Yeah, like, Black Friday.

Black Friday. Blackout.

Thanksgiving.

We gotta record soon.

Thanksgiving is on the 28th, so Black Friday's the 29th.

Blackout. Black Friday.

Are you a big drinker?

Blackout.

Like, drinking. I'm not a big drinker.

You've said that, like, six times.

I'm trying to think of a way we could, like, Black Friday merch, blacked out Friday, blackout. We have to all wear black like it's a funeral.

Yeah.

Oh, I knew you'd be in on that. Okay, you want to hit us with another question and then after that that we'll move on to this game.

One last question. Oh, these are the sexy ones. Okay, that makes sense.

That's fine. Let's. Oh, yeah, let's run it.

Let's rock. A sexy question.

Okay. I was gonna give him variety, but because I feel like we always do the sexy question.

Oh, I thought we hadn't done one yet.

She just asked what emotion was.

Doing.

Oral sex question.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we did.

Or no.

Forgot about that.

There's a yellow. Oh, these. Okay, he can choose.

She's kind of what I sound like without all of my stuff.

Like, you wish.

The reason I asked the snoring question is because, like, as a. I don't snore, but recently I've been sick. Like, really sick because of my wisdom teeth. Like, I was on, like, hard narcotics to sleep. And then I'm still recovering and I had a guy sleeping over who was mainly. Mainly, like, they were sleeping there as a friend.

You said mainly a friend.

No, no, they were. They were. They slept over as a friend and they. In the morning. Yeah, but we didn't do anything. We're just having a sleepover. So anyways. Anyways, the next morning I woke up and he was so pissed. He's like. It was like, one eye open. He's like, I didn't sleep all night. I was like, why? He's like, well, you were snoring so loud, and then you were kicking me. And when I'm really sleep deprived, like, again, I didn't sleep in many days because of my surgery. I was in pain. I get a real. I become a really violent and loud sleeper. And it's just so embarrassed. It's like, I.

Do you have pretty, like, intense dreams?

If I'm really sleep deprived. Yeah. Like, then I'm really active in my sleep. I'm, like, kicking and moving all over the place, but only if I'm really sleep deprived. But you. When you're with a partner, it's different because, like, then they don't really care. But it's always awkward when, like, it's a.

Like here, it's a friend.

And my girlfriend's house. I don't think I've gotten a good night's sleep. Sleep since we started dating. She has a cat.

Oh, I.

What does the cat do?

I try to be so on board with those things. My back.

That's the worst.

I can't trust them. Except for one cat. My granny has a cat. Charlie. Cool cat, actually.

Mariah's cat.

Yeah, but it doesn't, like me. Accidentally stepped on his tail.

Now, thanks for enemies, but what does a cat do to keep you up?

So tell them about the small of your back.

Yeah, the small. My back's very ticklish. Number one.

Okay. Awfully specific.

Just, my back in general is pretty sensitive to touch. But small, the back, it gets really dicey. But also, this cat, it's either meowing all night or it'll jump up and, like, try to get next to me to sleep, but it gets right on. And every time it touches me, I jump it. Jump. It makes me jump straight away to the point where, like, I'll jump up so violently I catch cramps.

You get a Charlie horse.

I'm sitting there trying. I'm half asleep, half awake, fighting for my life with this cat. Just meowing It's a goddamn. It's like. It's like Vietnam.

That's a problem. I've never heard about the small.

Shut up. Back.

You're the kicking. You're the kicking snore. I don't know.

A lot of people kick in their sleep.

No, they don't. Soccer players. That's it.

I'm big football fan. All right.

Oh, my God.

You can pick.

You said yellow.

Yellow is personal. Pink is sexy. Or not sexy, but probably about sex life. What is the best advice you've received and why did you need it?

I don't like the. See the back half of why did you need it? That's like, best advice. Think of why did you need it?

Okay, okay, okay, fine. All right, fine.

No, that's fine. That's a good question.

Fine, I'll take another one.

Oh, Holy night.

Okay. What do you still owe someone an apology for?

Oh, my.

Glad we went easier.

Okay, these are good questions.

That's a fantastic question.

You're running away from all the questions.

Like, I don't want to be.

How do you answer the first one then?

Okay, how about you answer one of them?

No, no, I'm the question lady.

Third time's a charm.

Okay. Okay.

One of the questions I just saw is, have you been loved enough?

I ignored that one. God damn. Well, my mom watches, so I don't want to answer this one. What? Okay, if I don't think this is a good one. If everyone in the room were arranged on a spectrum of attractiveness, which two people would you be between? That's not a sexy one, though.

But that's a damaging one. Actually, I feel like we're all pretty good looking people in this room.

Oh, God. None of these are going.

Okay, that one would hurt some feelings.

Okay, honestly, I'm dog.

I'm looking around the room.

We trying to place yourself.

Okay, I'm just looking.

You literally went, no, I'd beat her.

Okay, there's some really good ones.

That's not what I looked at you about.

Okay, I'm gonna. Okay, I'm gonna give Zach three, and you can choose between these three.

And these are specific to me.

You'll ask handpicked for you, Zach. Ever since I know my mom watches, I can't pick these the same, so I'll let someone else do it.

What unusual trait do you find most attractive in a romantic partner?

Okay, you went for the safe one.

Well, dude, I mean, could you list the names of everyone you've had sex with? Yeah, you could do. It's no one. What was your most disappointing sexual experience?

Okay, let's go to, like.

That's gonna get dark. Oh, yeah, we're gonna do the trait.

One trait. Those are the other two.

What unusual traits you find most attractive? Attractive and a romantic partner.

I don't think this is unusual. This might be just a really bad answer. But when they're really good with kids and, like, they.

That's not unusual at all.

Thank you.

Oh, it's.

But like, some kids. But some guys don't like kids. Or some guys just don't, like, interact with kids. But when they go up and, like, they're really, like, good and they play, you know, I think that's very attractive.

I like when girls are good at, like, like, weird sports. Like cornhole or beer pong.

You know, he gets off to that corn.

I like it. It's cool. It's like, oh, yeah, this is fun.

The worst thing is chasing after that ping pong ball.

Amen to that.

Good ad lib. Sometimes she'll just pull a 2016 meme out of her.

How was that?

I want to play this card.

Isn't it great?

You've activated my trap card.

Wait, what do you think, J? Weird.

An unusual trait or if they're, like.

Interested in, like, a really obscure subject or something, I'm like, oh, that's cool.

Well, because, yeah, like, they're passionate about something that maybe somebody else.

Yeah.

Not even that. Or just like, well, if they're like, I'm well versed in, like, whatever you say. Whatever it is pre colonial America.

You're like, wait, what? Okay, there's a certain type of girl that can go along with a bit that adds to it in a way that you, like, wouldn't think of. Of. And I think that's really attractive where it's because, like, they're smart enough to understand the joke and then add on to it. Even if it's like, a deplorable joke, they know, like, this is like, we're capital J joke.

Yeah, it's a good answer.

But also if they can, like, talk about business and understand what things are.

Yeah. Talk about them.

Stocks don't do this.

When you say stop, do you know gas and oil prices are up right now? So is Bitcoin.

Or like, if you could give them a problem and they could give you a step by step of like, oh, have you thought about this? And something you've never thought about. That's hot.

I agree. Thinking of something you've never thought about is nice.

Okay, Cricket, rub your Hands together again.

I was. That's what I do when I'm thinking. I like it when they're really good at games. That's fine.

Board games or video games do you have.

Not board games. Definitely not board games.

Are you leaving right after this? No, we should play quip last.

Oh my God, I love quip though.

I gotta get out of here.

Where are you going?

Courtney's going out of town tomorrow, so I'm gonna hang out with her tonight.

I like it when they're very competitive too.

Yeah. Being competitive.

What sort of games?

You kind of what I was.

It varies. Gonna go with. They could be really good at chess. They could be really good at video game. Okay. Honestly, chess is not a turn on, but okay. That's one example. Or video games. I don't want to go too specific because then I feel like I'm going to be doxing people. So it could be video games.

Okay. Chess question. Probably a dumb question. Can you play chess?

Not board games.

Talking to someone.

I mean, it's fine if they are, but it's like it's. Oh, cool. You can beat me at Monopoly. That's so hot.

Thank you.

Can you play chess talking to someone?

Yeah. I mean, that's why chess is actually a fun date game sometimes also, obviously you need someone who can kind of keep up to your level, but you can have like fun, flirty conversations while playing chess. And I think that's.

Yeah. You trying to. You trying to touch my rook?

Yeah, that's exactly what I say. The slide that rook into my back rank.

Oh, my God.

I don't say that.

That was nice.

She just whipped it. Don't say you never said that because you whipped that out too fast.

What is the back rink on the chessboard?

Literally, like, like the back. It's usually where you get checkmated as well.

And what's the back rink on a woman? Woman.

You know what the back rink is, Dono?

Never discovered it myself. I'm a holy Virgin Mary comment down below.

What you think the back rink is? Thank you, guys.

Wait, really? You guys. Don't.

I'll say wait. My Are you attraction is when.

Whoa, Alyssa, Alyssa, I know you're not.

Gonna make any sense.

When a girl back rink is the butt.

It's anal.

I like that she googled it.

I forgot you guys could see it.

No, it's so cute. Okay, we're gonna say Jared.

When a girl can like house a bunch of food. I, I. For some reason.

What?

Just like, what do you mean house?

Like eat A bunch of food in like one sitting.

She has a lot of snacks in her house.

Jer's hanging them with him. Fatty boy.

No.

Before we end it.

Don't say that. So demeaning.

We have something.

Oh, just merch.

Merch.

Yeah.

I knew it.

You can be an edge lord now too.

These are cute. Can I get an extra large, though? This is great packaging.

Playing with fire never felt so good.

Wait, actually, this is right up my alley.

What if it was just Alex's hand?

This is cute. I like that you guys are doubling down on the edgy.

It's kind of cowboy because of how much you love cowboys.

Have. Oh, is this a chain? You have a cap that says gaslight.

Me with a little cowboy on it.

This is very Zach. I'll wear this backwards.

A couple pins.

A pin. Who is this? Is this a whim?

Oh, yeah.

I forget you guys have female fans. All my merch has always been for males. This is actually really cute.

So you got a little gaslight Me baby tea.

Thank you. The baby tea is really nice.

Thank you.

It's nice that you guys make merch for women.

For babies.

That's the same.

Exact two.

No, that's for her sister.

We miss you, Alex. We know you're sick.

Yeah, we know.

Andrea did it to you.

Well, it was mutual. We got each other sick.

So hot.

That's cute. Thank you for the merch.

All right, guys, promote the tour.

Shop dropouts.com Shop dropouts.com November 16 if you are in New York City or anywhere near it and not at our live show. It's for New York Comedy Fest, which is actually pretty big deal. We're very excited and it makes our heart so happy that you guys are given this opportunity to us is going to be super fun. We are going to have some special guests. I don't know if we're live.

We can say it now. It's going to be out by then.

Yeah, yeah. But let's just keep it special. So we're going to have fun with that and hopefully we'll see you there. Merch is shop dropouts dot com.

If you guys are watching this on the Tuesday that it comes out, it's in four days, so you have to get your tickets fast.

Exciting.

Link will be in the description.

Link in the description.

All right. Bye, guys.

Thank you.

Bye.

Goodbye.

Over to play the games.

Bye, mom. Sorry for disappointing you.

See, I realize you're able to go a long time time because you.

Streamed.

Oh, yeah, those are rookie numbers.