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Who wrote this sketch?
I don't know, but what's funny is that back then, that was ridiculous.
Yes. Hey, I mean, Phil Hartman's gone, but all the rest of you is. Thanks for speaking up. Hey, this reminds me of the sketch that we did.
Right?
I heard. How come I just heard of this now?
How come I just heard of this now?
Boy, SNL was funny.
Oh, SNL was great when Phil Hartman was on it. The early days of SNL were amazing.
Was Al Franken working there when they did that? I don't know, because I would think Senator Franken would have said something.
He's not senator anymore. He got caught hugging a girl.
Yeah, I would think after you got screwed over like that, you wouldn't still do Blue Maga, but I guess you would.
Ah, he's just locked. Locked in. You know, that guy's great, too. Hal Franken's a great guy.
Yo, he had a funny time. He's on Conan. This made me laugh so hard. He was. He was saying how the Internet, how great it is for kids hearing my. My son or my kids just did a third grade report on bestiality, and the other kids just loved it. Like, you know, delivers.
Though. That. That was a preposterous sketch.
Well, you know John Money. I'm sure whoever wrote that knew about John Money, right? The guy that came up with that. I seen it on.
I bet they didn't.
I bet they did lampoon Harvard people. Right, right. So, you know, they go, oh, the Simpsons, how they predict the future. Now you're near the people that pull the levers of power in college. Like, you're just going to osmosis up their fucking plans. It ain't psychic.
Yeah, but they don't, like, broadcast their plans to students. Undergrad students.
Yeah, they do. Why do you think we got. What do you think a Rhodes scholar is? That's them broadcasting their plans. That's what the great Bill Clinton, I believe you had a meaningful eye contact with.
What do you mean by broadcast their plans?
The plans have never been seen. You know, like.
Yeah, but the plans were never in the 90s or the 80s. The plans were never turn boys into girls.
Well, this was not in your department, but I mean, you know, far back they should go, you know. You know, in Rome, the galleys of Kybali, You Know what that is? When they were losing a Hannibal and they. The priestess of Kybali, it's like C E Y B E L E. It's. It looks like Sibily, but it's Kylie.
Okay.
And the myth behind it, it's insane. Like the myth stories. This one God that was too horny, that had both sets of organs. So they trick him. I love, I love. Like, they trick him with wine. And he. They tie his dick to the ground. Come on. This. Somebody went to church on Sunday. Somebody went to a church and learned this ties dick to the ground.
Like how they do a bull. Like through the nose.
Yes, yes, that's exactly. And then he jumped up and it ripped his dick off.
Oh, Jesus.
I am. And. And then so he starts hanging out with his handsome nephew and his nephew is faking like he's a great hunter because this dickless uncle, he sells a pussy. The uncle. But these gods sure sound like just LA people. Why don't God just sound like LA people? Okay, so my favorite. Yeah. The eunuch priest. So my favorite writing about is like in. When they celebrate Kybly. And then the, the legend or the myth has more of like this wedding gets sabotaged by the jealous ripped off dick guy. And. And the women cut off their own breasts and the men cut off their genitals. And. And there's an early Christian, I can't remember who's writing about it, but he goes, he goes. They. They cut off their genitals and go about shrieking in the street.
They cast themselves as a sign of devotion to the goddess.
Yeah. So I don't think nothing's new. You know, I think it's all the same shit repackaged in different ways. So then, you know, they wore saffron.
Rose and clashed symbols together as they walked down the streets. So they were basically having like a. One of those women's protests.
Kyblee was also known as Magna Mater or the Great Mother. So the doctor, if you heard Phil Hartman, he goes, mommy says, you know, like this is like a theme that goes through history.
Well, you know, what Rome, what Nero did, right? What Nero did to war took that boy when his wife died. He found a slave that looked like his wife and chopped his dick off and turned him into his wife.
Remember when you had that guy Thaddeus, whatever, the postmodern guy? I was just watching.
Oh, yeah.
And. And I. I happen to just rewatch it and. And he basically told you, like nothing's anything.
Yeah.
Like, that's why I think I had the Simulation talk is. Is all like I look, everything is what's the marketing here to me. And a lot of it's like nothing means anything. So, you know, like, what's a big deal for you with kids you could do stuff with. Right. It always gets to that eventually.
Well, most things, anything say that don't have kids.
Yeah. You absorb your dude. It is like middle aged men. You know, by the way, I'm heavily invested in hocktail coin. Let me talk about these idiots.
We should talk about that because I want to know what is what. What is going on with the MAGA coin. Here's the thing that we were talking about last night.
Yeah.
The magic coin was worth $36 billion.
Yeah.
So here it's not the MAGA coin, just Trump. Okay. Trump coin. So the Trump coin, I'm calling it the magic coin. Sorry. The Trump coins worth $36 billion. What that means is 36,000 people put a million dollars in. That doesn't make sense. So that's 36,000 million. That's what 36 billion is.
I believe I'm not good at math.
Isn't that right? That's right. I know Hawk 2 sounds insane. You could get 36,000 people. Let's say it's way more people, way less money they contribute. It still seems insane if you're using real money.
You know, been to a casino or something.
But that's the point we talked about. Yeah, you and I talked about this. It is essentially gambling is degenerate gamblers.
Is how the people that make the coins talk about the people.
Right. But the argument is that Trump is ripping off his fans with this Trump coin. My question is like, how. How is he ripping off his fans? It's basically like DraftKings.
So it's a casino. And the thing is the reason people like you know, hawk to a coin, people know it's stupid. Right. But they. The kind of what people say the scam was, as I understand it, is they thought they were getting in on the dump phase too.
Of course.
So the trick is almost everybody getting in on it knows they're gonna have to dump it. And they think they're gonna dump it first. So they're not. The pump is for other idiots. I mean, it's built in that another idiot's gonna shoulder the. The whatever happens. But what happens is every so often, this is my buddy was telling me who works in it, one of them does turn out to be real. So something like a Trump. Like now I'm more of a Warren Buffett where I wish I had Golden Trump shoes, because I'll bet those will retain value.
I think a pair of those. Tony has a pair. I wore them to the club.
I'm like, I wouldn't even wear them out.
Why not?
Those are gonna put my kids through Trump University.
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It's gonna be worth bank someday.
I feel like to promote hog to a coin, it's worth it. You gotta spend money and make money. Joe Hawk Duo. Are you familiar with Hawk Duo? I think it's a surfboard company.
So here's the question. What's the problem with having a coin? Because there's a bunch of those coins and the thing is like it's unbefitting of a president. I get that argument. That makes sense. You know, he's. You shouldn't do that. You're. You should be really concentrated on running the company. Shouldn't have some obvious like money grab.
What about being completely senile? Is that unbecoming?
Yeah, that was.
Should have been shut up about becoming.
From now on the chart for Trump Coin right now. But a lot of that comes from it shows like the top 10 holders of the coin. The number one would be the wallet. Who started it?
Okay, so that's his. That's his. So he owns 80 so here's the thing. If they don't sell, if the person who owns the coin, say, if you made a Metzger coin and the Metzger coin I did was worth $36 billion, congratulations, by the way.
Here's only a 5 billion.
Oh, whoa. I mean, it dropped down 36 to 5. That's not good.
It was when they were saying it was at, well, 30s, whatever the highest was the coin was worth 72 or $73 a coin. It's now down to 25, 26.
Should you sell? How much do you have in it? Depends on how much do you have in it. I. I know you guys don't disclose stuff like, he gets in on that stuff. Well, if you can get it, catch the.
The tweet early Friday night.
I knew you did.
You were that game pharaoh.
Jamie's gonna just show up with, like, velour pants. Ferrari wasn't that.
Dude, please get velour pants. When a man comes in wearing velour, like, you just hit it big oncoin, didn't you?
Feeling good about myself.
Dude. I told you. I think that's what Kamala was. Because they all knew she wouldn't win, and they. They ran a great campaign. They keep saying that hypnotic phrase. Is it well, great in that they knew she wouldn't win, they all didn't like her, and they all cashed in. They go.
They did cash in. They didn't just cash in, but a lot of those special interest groups cashed in.
She's a human hawk to a pump and dump, right? Yeah.
Because what was the final tally for the amount of money they spent? At first they were saying it was 1 billion, but it's more. I think now they've got it at 1.5 billion. Yeah.
It's like the Tim and Eric billion dollar movie. And I'll bet Tim and Eric voted for her.
They definitely voted for her.
Smart.
It's important when you're in Hollywood to vote right. You want to get ahead in your career, you have to vote right. You have to vote correctly.
If you really want to get ahead, you should do something dirty on tape with another scummy motherfucker that you can hold over each other. You know, that's how our government works.
That's what I heard.
America's national bird should be gay blackmail. Okay. Do you know what the eye in the pyramid is? It's somebody peeping through a hole watching you.
How Kamala Harris burned through 1.5 billion in 15 weeks.
So she's the hawk. Two of this they're dumping it all on her, even though it was probably Howie Mandel's son in law that did it.
She's pressed for more cash since the election, which is crazy. She's asking for cash.
Yo. My girl gets. Because my girl gets Democrat fundraiser things back when they, they overturned Roe v. Wade and. And then the next day asked for money. That's like the ultimate test of like how much of a cow you are, right?
They said we need money because they just overturned Roe v. Wade.
If they held Roe v. Wade, how long they hold that over everybody's head that you're going to lose Roe v. Wade if you don't. And I remember Trump being like, I didn't tell him to do that and I don't think he did. I think that's one of those gun rights and doing that are the two like, how do we emotionally hit somebody to make them do what we want? And since they do a shit job, the mafia that runs shit, they're running out of emotional buttons to push on you. Plus they got you pumped full of drugs that make you not feel things, right? So you got to jerk off to My Little Pony eventually, right? I'm sure there's no problem to remember Temple, you know, Temple Grand. It is, right? No, the autistic lady that helped them cattle ranchers. She's engineer. It was real TED talk circuit kind of person.
Oh, I kind of vaguely remember now.
Twenty years ago, my friend was. It goes. Yeah. And she realized because she could kind of think like a cow because like they'd be spooked by shadows and stuff. And so she understood stuff about them and. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. It's very smart engineer, right? Boy, what a useful citizen. Think of these useful citizens we have now that they're really technically minded and really focus on that. They comport, they self compartmentalize almost.
Yeah.
And you could program whatever sexuality like you're a woman, like I am. You can fucking make them fall in love with TV ponies.
And the more vaccines you get them, the more easy they are to program.
Do my. Oh, last time I was here. Yeah. Oh, yes, the last time I was here. I mean, my girl flew and so I was asleep. I like to be knocked out. I don't want to be awake for any part of the flight. Okay. And my girl sitting next to this other girl who she thought was a kid of hers, but was probably a 30 year old woman, so she was like, she must have been from the Pacific North Northwest, vaguely Asian, wearing a Pikachu mask. Covid mask. Okay. Bright colors.
Okay.
Okay. She sits down and I'm passing my go looks and the. And the girls, you know, getting the cookies they bring you. And she has a box with a little Pikachu and she sits it on the tray and eats cookies, like, with it. Okay. And then Jenny's like, I fell asleep and she woke up laughing because the girl's got an iPad. She's laughing her ass off at Clifford the Big Red Dog. Okay.
And it's like a 30 year old woman.
Yeah. And I go, just so you know, sweetie, that chick will make more money than you ever have in your life. That's the new future. So I. When you told me at China thing that they were doing some weird intelligence raising experiment, what'd you tell me about.
Yes. Yeah. They did a. Well, they said that they were trying to take these babies and make them immune to H, but what they were really doing was making their propensity for intelligence much higher.
So you think, see, and then the guy.
The guy got arrested for doing it and went to jail. And then he got out, but he was like this, like. Which obviously they wanted him to do it. Like, the whole thing is like, yeah.
Well, you got to compete or America's gonna hand you your ass. I'm sure they got the same story here, here.
But they're.
China's gonna hand us our ass.
They're literally developing geniuses from the womb on purpose.
Hey, so are we real weird geniuses.
But here's the question. Why wouldn't you do that if you found out that there was a thing that.
Doctor Mutilating the children? No, these kids have been mutilated.
Well, sure, but if it's something just so simple as it just elevates your intellect, if there's a gene expression that they can turn on or off, and this thing that they can do when the child is in the womb can make the child 25% more intelligent.
Right. But they're going to be autistic.
Are you sure?
Well, have you seen the telepathy tapes which everyone tells me about?
Those are nonverbal people.
Like, well, you turn the crankers or whatever. It's the right blend of chemicals.
But how do we know? We don't know that these people are autistic. They might just be just genius. It might not have a side effect. Like there are people that are geniuses, Chinese ones or the ones Chinese ones, where they manipulated the genes. The thing is, like, there's.
There look, it's China. It's Hard to tell.
There's a lot of geniuses that aren't like socially fucked up. They're just really smart people. So what, what is that? Like what is. Why does some people have a 9 volt brain and other people have a fucking Tesla battery?
Well, that's the quest. Is it? That's why we have the Olympics. That's why the Eugenics Festival. Every right.
But why wouldn't you. Why wouldn't you encourage that kind of manipulation in the world?
I guess because these people that play God invariably end up being perverts with like weird shaped dicks that they're taking it out on us like your Epstein's and such. Yo, all these tech dudes, I want their dicks out and I want to see what kind of deformities they have before I let them be in charge of shit. You got a weird dick. I don't think you should be social engineer.
What did you say last night about a guy who had a flute dick?
Oh, what were you saying? He could tell you this story. I don't want to say. I don't want to name names. You know, that's how Hitler happened.
Do you remember? Do you remember? I think her name was. Is it Stacy Plaskett? Whoever it was.
Yeah.
And she has this woman behind her that's like this super autistic lady that's mouthing every word.
Yeah. She's like.
And I know I looks. I shouldn't say she is. I don't know if she is. Maybe she's just a very enthusiastic young lady that has like very bizarre behavior patterns.
I know exactly what it is because. Yeah, I talk to myself like a crazy person. Okay. I have for my whole life. I'll just sit. Just that look on that chick that looks like me. If I. I'm not even alone. I just am thinking about a thing. Right?
But the fact that this girl's on air. She wrote the speech, right? But her eyes are wide. She looks like an alien.
She's mouthing the words of her play.
Yes, yes, yes.
She's a playwright and she's mouthing the words that she wrote.
She's a writer on a sitcom.
Exactly.
For the actors to deliver.
And by the way, that's every bit as creepy as psychic puppetry. That's the. Do you understand how creepy that is?
It's very weird. Yeah, because you know that lady who's the represent. Watch this. Look at her.
Yeah, I've made that face.
Look at her eyes though. Look at those eyes. Give me some volume.
55 yeah, they went over it together. Look at her, though, with FBI employee Roya Demlo. Who? See, if Kamala had one of them, she could have done better.
Look at those eyes. Look at those eyes.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't see that part.
Yeah, she made a mistake. And then the. The autistic girl corrects her to the record. Wait, I don't know if she's autistic. I shouldn't say that.
From the committee's interview with page 50:55. From the committee's interview, which took place on July 17, 2023.
In that the.
Wait. Yeah, I'm missing the thing I'm supposed to be seeing.
She mouthed her.
Took place on July 17, 2023. In that we're to leave this interview. Chester, imply that when you said the laptop was real, that it meant that the FBI had affirmatively determined in October 2020 that the laptop belonged to Hunter Biden.
She realizes she made a mistake, so she's going to correct her.
We're to leave this interview and were to suggest or imply that when you said the laptop was real, that it meant that the FBI had affirmatively determined in October 2020 that the laptop belonged to Hunter Biden.
So she has to correct her. So she leans over and says something.
Representing what you said. Correct. Answered by Ms. Demlo. They would be representing what I said because I don't have much knowledge of that. Oh, my God. Wait, that's not what I said, because I don't. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, that's not just writing the speech. That's weird.
Yeah, weird.
I never saw that.
Yeah, weird. Everybody needs one of them geniuses.
Yeah, but that's like, I need one.
Sitting next to me on a podcast.
Voice to Skull.
I would like one. Can we find one? Can we start auditions?
Well, it's Jamie.
Jamie said the same thing.
He knows about crypto.
Jamie's a deeply invested in Hawk Dua.
Tell this fudge about Hawk Tua.
Do you know where FUD comes from?
I don't know.
Elmer Fudd. And do you know what the reference is from Hunting Rifles? So hunters and our firearms enthusiasts, like, second amendment people like my friend Coleon Noir. Like, people are like, make YouTube videos on Ars and that kind of shit.
Saw Colin.
Well, Collins is his real name. Coleon Noir his online name. His real name is Collins. I've been saying Colin Collins is his actual name. Oh, doesn't matter. Okay, my point is, super firearms enthusiasts to kind of go to, like, the Shot show in Vegas and check out all the latest fucking red dots. They think of hunters that use, like, bolt action rifles as FUDs. You're an Elmer Fudd. You're a dopey old hunter. Like, you have a. You have an antiquated view of firearms.
I think this is different though, right?
Oh, fear, uncertainty and doubt.
Yeah. It stands.
Manipulative propaganda tactic used in sales, Mark. I don't think that's what you were saying, though. You're talking about fuds, like dorks.
I was talking about this.
Oh, fud, though.
Yeah. Fud. F U D. Well, I.
But that's a. You. You use that, like, as a noun.
Yeah, they go the fuds. I just factor.
Yeah, but that's not what they're saying here. They start, they're saying it's a factor, put a competitor at a disadvantage. The FUD factor, you know what I'm.
Going off of is Sigma Grindset channels where they. Where they go in crypto and, like, don't listen to the FUDs, you know.
So what I'm saying is that, like, real hardcore gun enthusiasts look at guys who are in hunting rifles as fuds.
It's both. Both. It's both. Yeah, it's.
I get it.
They're not. It's not just one thing. It's both.
Right, right, right. I thought it was. That's what I thought it was coming from. Maybe it's just like my limited.
No, all that libertarian crypto guys are kind of connected.
Oh, here it is. An old fashioned, unimaginative or pompous person.
It's both things.
Oh, fuddy duddy.
Somebody probably took the term FUD and made an acronym out of it. Do you see? I'm saying.
Right. And that's probably why they made Elmer Fudd, Right? It was probably already a term and Elmer Fudd was a dork.
So you gun people and crypto people go together, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's all people that are, like, really into a thing, you know, it's like coin collectors. Yeah, yeah. People are like those. Those similarities of people that are really into, like, collecting things. You find them in everything.
I bet archeology is the most interesting one.
Well, the people that, like, actually get, like, stolen, like, they buy it from China. They have like, Egyptian mummies in their house and stuff.
Yeah, yeah. Making things scarce is the best, you know, like diamonds.
A big market, you know, for, like, illegal artifacts.
Yeah.
Really, really rich guys in other countries, they like to fucking go behind back channels and get, like, Egyptian shit that was like, ripped off from.
Especially that I mean, when you hear like Templar Knight stories of old. Yeah, it sounds like Raiders of the Lost Ark stuff, don't it? Like they were raiding the Lost Ark.
Yeah.
So that's, that goes back. I like that de dunking guys channel. Because he's not like, you know, he's, he's doing real.
He's great.
Yeah.
And he's coming on soon again by himself.
If I can learn something from you. Thing is, that's all I want.
Yeah, no, that guy's great.
Ye. Yeah. Like, you know the guy that was like to Graham Hancock. Don't talk about that. It could lead to racism.
Like, oh, this is Flint Dibble. He's just, you know.
Flint Dibble coin, by the way, going to the moon.
I bet it's worth a lot. What is the Dibble coin worth? But here was my question about the whole coin thing. Are they using real money? Is that $36 billion real money that they bought it for? Or is. Are they using fake money? Are they using like it becomes Shibu Inu coin to buy Trump coin. But you know, I'm saying like, so I was watching this thing on Shibu Inoco when they were explaining that if you bought Shibu Inu coin in the beginning, you know, like if you got a thousand dollars in Shibu Ino coin at one point, time was only worth $2, but now it's worth like $17 million.
That's right.
Like if you hang on there in the waves, you know, like if Elon tweets about Shibu Inu coin, that shit will skyrocket. And then you got right and might.
Have asked him to do that when he was here before and he didn't do it.
Look, here's the difference between trying to.
Rig the system, JD Pelosi, the crypto market.
Guess what? Because I bet, you know, people got a story about how they had a whole bunch of Ethereum or Doge or whatever, but then the place they bought the coin through was shady and now they don't have shit. So here's the difference. We get our real money the same way, through dark occult magic. Okay, but there's insurance on it, right? You get some more money. That's why the. So to regulate it. Some guy like that FTX creep, they want to be in charge of it, right? There's a time tested oligarchic way to do it. You go, we need. This is getting dangerous, right? We have to regulate it. And then they control it. And then they're boss hog. They need to be boss hog. Of the thing. So what you see now is a Mafia shift. The Mafia of people that used to know. What's his name? You know, he's at the McCarthy hearings and he was pretending not to be gay and he had aids. The famous guy, Jagger Hoover, the other one from the time that was Friends of Trump and raw, he had aids. He died of aids. His famous story, he prosecuted the Emma.
The people that stole the nuclear bomb secrets. I'm blanking on his dumb name. God damn it. The gay blackmail guy, He's. Him and Hoover work it out, huh? No, no, that's the mob boss that died of aids. Trump's friend, that. That notorious lawyer Roy Cohn. Roy Cohn.
I don't know who he is.
You never heard of Roy Cohn?
I heard the name, but I don't know. He is like. If you ask me, like, what does Roy Comb do? I wouldn't be able to tell you.
My guess is Roy Cohn told Trump where all the bodies are buried. And I really got put onto this by dark journalists. I'm telling you guys. Great. Daniel List, his name is. Because he just. Just the facts. He just gets the facts.
Just the facts, ma'am.
Yeah. And so Roy Cohn, the whole network that the whole pyramid scheme works on, which is blackmail. Okay? Roy Cohen's part of that. And Trump, you'll notice, doesn't drink, doesn't do drug. About who he. Yeah, this guy. So you know who Trump slept with. Like, I don't care that he paid that chick to shut up. Why would you even try to prosecute for that? Like I give a shit. You know this shit. All these other mother.
How creepy does he look?
He was. Okay, he wasn't great, but he looks creepy. He told. So Trump is going in. They wanted Trump to run because then you'd have to vote Hillary. You remember the story, Right?
Right.
Okay. And then Trump won. And it's like, you know, Pulp Fiction when. When Bruce Willis wins and he shouldn't have.
Right, Right.
And because you can't have a guy that you don't have blackmail on. Right. The president. If the president doesn't have the highest security clearance. And he doesn't. The president does not. He's supposed to, I thought, but he doesn't. And the excuse is, well, he's only there 48 years. Right, right. So already now you've told me there's a deep state with that. Just with that.
Right? Yeah. Right.
And now you're telling me that the President has not meant anything for quite some time. Because I so there's secrets we don't get to know or vote for, and that's just how it is. And I. You saw Men in Black. Just trust them. They got Will Smith on the team.
Hey, I don't like the way you're talking about the good of the company. Yeah, excuse me, country.
Yeah, well, that dude the good of the country. Even if you think it like original sin. The whole concept of original sin, right, that's incorporation. That's like the liability is on all of us for the company. Like, that's. That's an incorporating thing. So everything's that like, it's. Look, everybody's gonna keep putting money in these dumb coins, okay? And I'll bet you a Trump coin, and which is bullshit, he's got some real crypto scumbags hanging around him. Larry Ellison. I don't know who the hell is looking at that guy and thinking he should be in charge of anything. Peter Thiel. I've never. I. I watch you talk to Peter Thiel. I've never seen someone lie so artlessly and autistically in my life.
What are you lying about?
Oh, dude, I'm gonna put this out about Epstein Island. Maybe just some guys were cheating on their wives. Yeah, maybe that's all it was, Peter. Some guys were cheating on their wives.
See, the thing is he's a gay guy and he's not interested in going to that island. So he's probably on the outs and allegedly. I mean, I don't know. I don't know if he's supposedly.
That's not the only game in town.
Oh, I'm sure this. There's a blackmail. But you can't gay when a guy's single and gay. Like, what are you gonna get on him that he Other guys, if that's.
Why they want gay marriage to be illegal, to be legal. Because we're gonna blackmail with.
Right, right.
If you just be gay. Oh, that's right. Worse things. We're gonna have to make you do a lot worse stuff now that you can be gay.
Right.
And why are there still people in the closet in this day and age when there's a goddamn rainbow flag on every corner? That's weird.
Well, it's people that got trapped. Right? So they've been lying their whole life and they. The social stigma of it in the like the 80s and 90s. Like, we know the intel community.
You just described the intel community.
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There's no forgiveness, dude. So, so look, that's a. That's. Here's the thing, like you know, like Russell brands into Jesus, you know, I don't know what's like true or not, but I do know the way the system works is perpetrator victim forever. And that's the pyramid. And so you're gonna have to forgive people. I don't want to forgive none of them people at all. So it will take a miracle from Jesus to make me feel like that.
I don't mind forgiving people. I just don't think that they should be in the same positions. If they were using their power to manipulate people and then something comes out about them that shows that this is why they were doing it, that person shouldn't be allowed to continue doing it. And we forgive them, they should find a new thing to do.
Yeah, and I shouldn't be in control.
Of the rest of the country's life too.
When those files come out, the JFK ones, because you know how much is going to come out. They don't. The reason they over classify, I think is you don't need that much threads to pull to pull it apart. And much more than people than me just do that all the time and you could still find them. And so when these new files come out and you know, here's what I'll bet it'll be a lot of shit to go through. A lot.
Oh yeah.
I always think of that thing you told me of Judge Napolitano about. If you saw what I saw, you wouldn't release it either.
Yeah, yeah.
Now I think I know what that means, but I don't obviously.
What do you think it means?
Oh, I think it's Monarch dude. I think it's part of my. I hope it is. I hope they're going to get that off their chest that MK Ultra never ended. I hope we're going to get that off our chest because that all UFO shit is directly with that. And I don't know which parts are the mind control shit and which parts are some kind of entity. So. And it's on purpose that you're not supposed to connect it, but they're very connected.
Well, I told you my friend Evan Haford's theory about jfk.
What is that?
That when. So here's what happened. They don't clue JFK in on the bag of pigs until very late in the operation. And air support is critical for the survivor Cubans.
Yeah, yeah.
So he pulled. Not the Cubans, Americans, American special ops guys. So they send in the fucking most ultra violent best killers we have, but they have to have air support. Well, he pulls jfk, pulls air support and those guys get. And a lot of guys died that shouldn't have died. So those guys come back and they're furious. And those are the type of people that you would hire to kill people because they kill people already. So if you got those guys and you've got this president that the entire special Forces division that went onto that island wants dead. So you have thousands or I don't know how many people deployed in that particular operation. But you've got, let's say you got a thousand hardcore killers that want this President dead because their buddies got blown up unnecessarily. Yeah, totally makes sense.
Yeah. I have a question, because they are killers. How come they try to kill Fidel Castro 600 fucking times, which is kind of high. Didn't get that done. Or try to kill Kennedy once. Got that done.
Well, Kennedy was in a fucking convertible in Dallas and Fidel Castro was where aware, well aware that people are trying to kill.
It's easier to murder your own people who don't see it coming.
But Castro was, he was having like affairs with women who knew things.
He was James Bond.
Yeah. He was tied in to people that were involved in the potential assassination of him. He was getting inside information that's why he didn't smoke the exploding cigars. They tried to do like a cartoon. They give him an exploding cigar.
This is just public record, which I. Blows me away. They're like 600. Because you'll tell you what a monster he. I'm sure he was. I know if someone tried to kill me 600 times, I might become a monster.
Yeah.
The first couple of times, I might get different, you know. But 600 times, I might get kind of cynical. I might lose my shine.
Yeah, well, he was already a monster. I mean, he was already. I want to see a dictatorship.
Monster's a measurement, and I want to know what you're measuring against. I hope it's not against us, because a lot of these guys come up smelling better when you measure them against America. Did you notice that? Such as George H.W. bush and George W. And Cheney and all those motherfuckers you look. Hey, Gaza, what happened, happened. I guess we're going to move on. I don't want to hear about Russia or China ever the fuck again after that shit. I don't hear about Uyghurs ever the fuck again after the shit they let happen in Gaza. Go ahead, do the thing you're going to do and take our money. You're entitled to it, to do the murders you did. But don't come at me with that fucking moralism, the morals of the west bullshit ever the fuck again. Because I'm gonna tell you to go fuck yourself. That's all. Because there's nothing I could do. I didn't do no shit.
It is funny. It is funny that, like George W. When he's sitting on the stage at the inauguration, I look over at him. He's clearly medicated. I would just guess he's a. He's a guest.
Sirhan Sirhan, if there ever was one.
He's sitting there smiling, and look at. There's all these memes online where he's like, seeing things that aren't there. But you have to be that. If you killed a million people, if you killed a million people on a false premise, and then how do you sleep at night? Well, they medicate the fuck out of you, and you're fine.
But what about when you're kind of not a bad person deep down? How do we get people that aren't psychopaths to become secondary psychopaths, which is what they call a sociopath now. Because we need people to do murders. No, I want to join. But, like, we need people to murder for us. And, you know, it's not that easy to compartmentalize that. Okay. Our whole public school system is based on how hard it is to get people to pull the trigger. The Prussian system. Right. That Prussian emperor invented our schooling because 70% of his soldiers were. You know, they tell you those rifles weren't.
They were missing on purpose. Yeah. They didn't want to kill people, so what the hell.
Oh, they. They were growing up in loving families and we got to fix that shit. Right. So here's the.
Separate them earlier.
Yeah. Before you get that brainwave that tells you reality. Okay. And then do you remember when suddenly pre K, you know, outcomes of people went to pre K are better.
Yeah.
Why? Because you separated from mommy earlier.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Do you know what happened with me? What did I tell you? I. I think one of the things that led me to questioning everything my whole life was that when I was. I didn't go to kindergarten. Garden.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
So I went to first grade. First grade was the first time I went to school.
Yeah.
So this is my family, this loving Italian family. You know, Catholic school, nice home, Catholic school, first grade. And then all of a sudden, I'm being controlled by this nun who was a ruthless cunt. It was the first time I'd ever been around a mean person.
Right.
Like, I didn't have, like, mean people to me in my life. And this lady was just openly vicious. She said she was gonna make me sit on a nail in the closet because that's hot. It was a weird shit, you know, smack your hands and.
Yeah.
She would hit you. They would do things. She would hit people in class. I don't think she hit me. I don't remember her hitting me, but she hit people in class. And I remember trauma bonding as a seven. No, six year old kid sitting there in that class going, okay, I know this is all bullshit. This is not what God would want. These people don't represent God because I was like, really into God. My parents were getting split up when I was five and I was like, really lost. And one of the things that I clung to was religion as a young boy, I didn't even really know what it meant, but I wanted to believe that there was a God that made something.
Well, you had formed the part of the brain where you have a sense of reality and fairness. Right. That's why they need to get you young for boot camp. It's boot camp.
By the time I had gotten to first grade, I had experienced enough that I realized that this lady does not represent God. This was just a mean Old celibate lady.
Yeah.
And it was just the whole thing was nasty. And the way she treated the students was terrifying. And from then on I questioned things like literally set me down on a path from first grade. And it was because they didn't get me when I was four, they didn't get me when I was five, they got me when I was six.
Yes.
My parents had already split up. I'd already seen some shit. You know, I'd already seen enough chaos to know that people are fucking not what they say they are.
Right?
I'd seen enough shit behind the scenes.
No, they gotta get you. That's why, that's why it's so useful to have adults that care about Pokemon. You know what? We keep you a five year years old, one part of your brain forever. Forever. You're going to.
Wait, that's vaccines?
Well, okay, look, it's not either way. It's like.
I think it's the aluminum.
We noticed this effect from a chemical. Well, we already know public record. They dumped that, that cobalt, whatever on black kids in Chicago. We already know the shit they're willing to do to you at any given time. So why, if you notice that some kids get autistic and they're savant, they get savant to. Why wouldn't you just see? I mean, what was the point of bringing all them Nazis over after the war with all their great science if we're not going to test it out? And these fuckers think they can do that to you? They all think they can. I don't know if you remember the vaccine mandates, but there's an example of it. What am I in the military? I got to take a vaccine because I didn't sign no papers. Well, we're going to nudge you if you want to go to work, dude.
But that's all a money grab. Well, okay, that's all a money grab.
That's for a certain level.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's 100% what that is. That's selling the most amount of vaccines possible. And that, just look at the numbers. That's worth hundreds of billions of dollars worldwide.
Yeah, you're right.
Hundreds of billions of dollars, that's a money grab.
Now. Okay, but it, but here's the thing.
If you don't mandate them and you have more people that are surviving and getting through it and telling other people it's fine, you don't need the vaccine, that cuts your profits in a massive way.
You know?
Shit, A massive way. But that's all that is. You're looking into it too deeply. They're not trying to make autistic people.
What do you mean, all?
First of all, that's a money grab.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. If. Okay, never mind the autistic thing. Of course it's a money grab. And because you're right now not thinking like hawk to a coin, you're thinking like a poor person. Well, what? Like, I make weapons. I bet if I made more wars, I could sell more weapons.
100%.
I make fucking cures. I bet if I made more diseases, I could sell more cures. So.
Well, you don't make cures, you make treatments. You don't want to make cures openly. They openly discuss not wanting to have cures.
Okay, so you see how so openly. This is the thing, because people always. Oh, you're conspiracies, dude. I almost never tell the conspiracies. I think I tell public record.
You tell them in the green room and you freak me out.
Yeah, Just so. And here's why I do that to everyone I meet. Because I just want to see. I just want to see him.
He's his fucking giant. He lurches over people in the green room and he's like, oh, and did you know?
Well, one, because when then sometimes people say something so uninformed that I'm like. It is a triggering feeling.
Well, you have too much information, I think I'm like, I've been a friend of yours for a long time and like, we probably met, what, 15 years ago or something like that.
Yeah. At. In Canada.
Yeah. How many years ago was that?
This is a long time ago.
Long time ago. And I've watched your progress. That's right. No comedy, Jimbos. Comedy works.
I'm sorry.
Comedy works in Montreal. Yeah. Yeah. So over time, what has happened is you have, through doing the Jimmy Dore show, you got exposed to all kinds of really fucked up real conspiracies.
The news. It's called the news.
Yeah, but a real independent journalist like Jim, who's also a comic.
Right, so before that. Well, yeah, definitely. That's a big part of it. That was it before conspiracy. Almost like to relax after having to hear that. Before, that was Barry Crimmins. And Barry Crimmins used to tell me so much shit that I did not have the ears to hear. And he would bring up Nicaragua all the time and Reagan did. And I'd be like, Barry was a.
Political commentator in a comic back when nobody was.
He was also the real deal with it. He Wasn't a phone.
Yes.
He wasn't a phony about it.
No, no, no, no. He was a real deal with every turn.
Okay. He wanted to me when I would the whole media try to ruin me for a fucking month.
Yeah.
Which I. I always knew they kind of sucked. But what I didn't know is that they just make shit up completely.
Oh yeah.
I had. So that's the real first thing where I noticed there's a big problem. The previous thing where I thought there might be a problem was I had forgotten if we were still in Iraq. It had been some years. I was like, are we still doing that? Like, I felt like I left the oven on. Right, right. And I had to Google if we were in Iraq still. And then. So that disturbed me a little bit. But I mean, I moved on my life, obviously, then the media thing and then on tour. So Barry went on tour with me just to be seen with me because I was getting so much shit. Because he was a very leftist. He used to say, there's no left here. And I would go, you could have fooled me. And he was right. So everybody's saying left and right here. What? What are you talking about? There's upstairs, downstairs. That's all there is. But dude, it's. It's the same as this. The public school memos from your Rockefellers and Carnegie's, they've written down the thing openly and said what they're gonna do. Alex Jones didn't make up the New World order, okay?
Alex Jones didn't pull that out of his ass. George H.W. 1000 points of light, a new World Order.
Yeah.
Your friend, your best friend, Bill Clinton. You like ships passing in the night. You didn't get under the Clinton charm. You just got the.
I just got the demon behind the eyes. Yeah, he just locked eyes.
The adrenochrome withdrawal eyes.
He just looked over at me and we looked at each other for like 15 seconds.
The idea of like, if. I mean, do you need telepathy to read his mind when he looked at you?
No, I don't.
And. But the thing is funny is he looked at you like almost like a. You know that chick that blew him that they would have ruined if she hadn't saved that dress. Like, who saves the dress? Somebody that knows they pissed off the Clintons.
But also, you should know that your strategy sucks because you got to have me on your side, you idiots.
No, they. See, that's the thing. You're not going to them parties you get invited to.
No, no, I don't go to them.
Here's how they're going to get you. This is what I think is they're going to invite you to see a dinosaur be reconstituted.
They have invited me to see some things like that.
That's where Willie.
Mammoths.
That's what. Yeah, that's where they'll make their move. Joe.
Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to be tempted.
Hey, dude, if you want show me you may remade a fucking something cool like.
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go. That's how they get me. They can get me with science, you know. Barry Crimmins was the glue that kept the Boston comedy community together. And he was the reason why everybody there were. There's no hacks Barry. Everybody was scared of Barry. I was fucking terrified of Barry. The first time Barry was nice to.
Me, I was like, it wasn't a hack. You know what's great is like, where'd that go? You know the guy that's like. Barry was far left. You would call.
Well, he was far left, but supported American workers. American made. He like drink Budweiser, you know, like, he would pull Budweiser out of his jacket on stage. He wouldn't drink foreign beer. He was a. He was a real deal and a really fucking beautiful person.
Well, you know how the left transition. See, it's all about transitioning. Nothing means anything. So what we do is take the meanings of words and we all stick our dick in it and gape the word until all the meaning slides out of it. So that's. So nothing means shit. A vaccine don't mean a vaccine. Whatever you thought a vaccine was a thing that makes you not get the thing.
Right.
That doesn't mean it's never been that. Oh, I didn't know. Well, thanks for educating me. Oh, we go. Don't worry. We changed it in the dictionary. They did do that, by the way. Don't do your own research. I'm never letting that go. I read that in Forbes. You must never. You must never do your own research. Can I finish this issue of Forbes at least? Do I have to put it down right now? Why would you say that?
Well, what's crazy about them saying that is all the things they were saying that were conspiracy theories. Because this is all in regards. Do your own research stuff. Was all in regards to COVID 19. All the things.
Yeah.
That people were saying that they were calling a conspiracy theory turned out to be true.
Yeah.
Every single one of them. But yet no correction. But yet they still want to be the People that give you the news.
Hey, you know where the term tinfoil hat came from, right?
I don't remember.
Okay, Control all history. I can't recommend this channel enough. A lot of like, recent history. But tinfoil hat guy named Leonard Kyle K I L E s. He had patents on like Polaroid camera shit. Okay? He was a smart guy. Thought his girlfriend was cheating on him and he would fly into rages. And was seeing a therapist bad luck for him. This therapist was a CIA guy. Yeah, Delgado. Those old things with the bull where it doesn't charge because they're putting. It's a chip. You know, the brain chip has been invented a long time ago. So they put this in this guy's head without telling him. A brain chip. And then it turned him into. I mean, it just fucked him up. Okay. And he ended up in a booby hatch. And the pain from. You know. Because microwaves have to be transmitted to his chip. So the pain of that in his brain made him put metal trash cans on his. Because he's smart. He knew science things and what they were using, even though he was in pain. And then they started letting him use aluminum foil around his fucking head. And that's.
So we get the term tinfoil hat from a guy the CIA mutilated and fucked up. And now we say it as a joke. You see how magic works? Yeah.
What was the. The implant they put in on him?
What was it called? The one they made in the 90s called Soul Catcher. Which is ominous.
Jesus.
Yes. Soul catching. That was on cnet. I texted to you, dude. British.
Probably got lost in that scroll.
If you're worried about the new Elon chip, I got great news, guys. They don't need a chip to do this thing no more. They did it. That. Why do you think people go who? What is this woke mind virus? Well, it's a lot like the COVID virus. A thing a guy made. Why would you even work on something like that unless you were going to deploy it? The CIA verifies. Oh, they did think it was a leak. Oh, guess what? It wasn't a leak. I'll bet you it was. On what? I think it was on purpose because I don't know why you're fucking around with that if it ain't on purpose.
Like, why are you doing this gain of function research if you're not trying to find a cure? Because they clearly didn't have a cure.
A cure for a disease? It doesn't exist yet. That's suspicious. Hey, how come all the new Viruses that come out. The explanation, the not racist and good explanation that you shouldn't research because that's how science works. Obviously not by not doing research. They all come because some guy fucked an animal. All of them. Why do these freaks do this shit? And then you get blamed. So they go, so you create a virus in a lab? No, you probably ate dirty bat wings. Oh, okay. There's this pattern of these assholes do something and then it's blamed on you and it's in everything. The sci fi. How many times I gotta seen a goddamn sci fi movie with a. Oh, because you humans with your war. Oh, yeah, I did that. Thanks, alien. Hey, thanks for picking me up and raping me. That's what they do, right? They probe you. You wouldn't call it that if Puerto Ricans did it. Right. And then they tell you not to pollute.
Don't pollute.
And then they erase your memory so you have to pay for fucking hypnotherapy to remember not to pollute. What is the purpose of that? It was like a guilt trip for being alive. Hey, what's your carbon footprint, Joe? You measure your carbon footprint?
Isn't it just a warning about the direction of the human race? Which is.
Oh, you know, we have a president, and you could go to his house and stick your thumb in his asshole and give him that information since he controls the nukes and I don't. What are you. Why would you go to a farmer and say that to him when we got all these leaders that are in charge of that? There's something that's fishy with that, isn't there? Oh, warning accepted. We got to stop being bad, yo. Nobody wants these wars. That's why they voted for Trump. Nobody wants it. Only a few people want it. And they're the ones who seem to be hiding all the information. And I'm supposed to go, oh, they have to keep secrets like I'm a housewife being cheated on. Right. Everybody's done.
You're going around so many corners that it's hard to follow where you first started from. Yeah, yeah, well, you keep going with stuff. We started with autistic people and now we're at.
Well, it's all the same, dude. It's all the same. I keep seeing the same cycle of like, the. The UAPs. So. So, oh, they're having hearings. And you know, Chuck Schumer, you know that. That paragon of virtue is like, was he sick of the lies? He's signing a bill.
He's sick of the lies. Kurt. Oh, and he's representing the people, dude.
You know, Lou Elizondo risked his career to tell us there might be something he might have heard and it might be dangerous. Oh, and there's a documentary, and I'm going to see James Clapper on a documentary. James fucking Clapper. He gets an attack of the honesties about UFOs. Hunter's laptop, though. He's gonna sign that shit, right? But this fucker's gonna tell me the truth now. So I don't think that. I don't think there's. No, there's something. I know there is, because you wouldn't be all like, how they're being about it. But I'm sick of this J.J. abrams mystery box storytelling, you know?
Yeah, well, there's definitely a lot of propaganda. There's a lot of misinformation that's going on, I think, purposely to try to muddy the narrative.
Why?
I think it's ours. I think a lot of stuff is. But I also think we get visited. I think that's real too.
Yeah, I think it is real as well.
I don't think it's as simple as one or the other. I think that's right. One of the ways to kind of continue to hide it is to have our stuff and then eventually it leaks that we have advanced technology, but where did we get it and where. What are we emulating and are we in contact? And are all those stories. What's going on under the ocean? Why are these things that have been documented that go 500 knots under the ocean, which is fucking insanely fast, that they can go from the ocean to the surface, outside, into space, back into the water? Documented stuff like that? We don't have that capability. So is that ours and. Or is that some shit that comes from somewhere else?
Okay, yes.
Or is it a combination of all those things?
No, it's not ours. Yes, they have it.
Well, it's not yours and mine, but is it Raytheons? You know what I'm saying? Like, does the government. Does the government have some sort of like, top secret propulsion system that's 50 years advanced from what we have now?
I mean, everything they have is about that amount of time more advanced. And I'll bet now it's probably more. Because back in the 90s.
Yeah.
Oh, you sent me the thing, the beast system, the flying saucer, That's a flying supercomputer that could spy on everyone and has those. It's called the beast system, which the level of significance of that is unbelievable.
That they Call Bible. Well, it's the mark of the beast.
Look, what's the con like here? I'll be Larry Ellison often. You saw his creepy ass thing. He's like, yeah, we'll be every. We'll be watching everyone. If you're a cop, you can't do bad because it'll be what I go, you're gonna be watching. Do I get to watch you, Larry Ellison?
Yeah. That was the creepiest thing that. The idea that no one will have any privacy. And that way everyone will behave except.
For you, right motherfucker? So what does God get to do? God gets to look at everybody all the time. But you don't get to look. You can never look at God. They're gonna make themselves God. It's real easy. And the way you do that, the way these.
Santa Claus, by the way, you know what set me off? He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good to be good for goodness sake.
Who wrote that?
Some creep CIA. I bet the CIA wrote that song.
Really? This seems like been around a long time. No. Well, all those songs are all. See you go into school later, right? When you have a family where you feel like loved in it. And you. So you've already have established like a base reality, right? You know, they talk about base reality. That's what it is. You gotta. It's not so cut and dry as left right brain. But you have a masculine feminine side. So that you have parents to properly pattern those parts of your brain, right? And your subconscious is the. Is. Is the input. It's like a network, the subconscious.
So.
So they want to get mommy or daddy out of the house. Okay. So you have a single parent skull, okay. And then stick their dick in your subconscious forever. That's the goal. That's the child they're molesting as your subconscious. So like dude, this to this day I think Bronies is not a natural occurrence. I think a bunch of people that are on like Lexapro type drugs who are autistic, okay. Who are deprived of feminine contact. Deprived of it.
Yes.
The kind of people that are going to know about science. And then when an Epstein character invites him to fuck. Fuck Paradise. They'll go, you know, like the ancient assassins. They'll go to paradise and fuck.
And you control ancient assassins.
You know the assassins. That was what they do. They knock you out with hashish. Then you wake up in the. In a garden with 72 virgins. All that bullshit.
Wait, you're confusing the out of me.
You don't know about that.
Well, I know that if you're a martyr and you die, you're supposed to get 72 virgins.
Well, that's the old. Okay, that comes from the old man in the Mount. The assassin. The term assassin. It's in video games, the term assassin.
But he's saying this is like everybody knows it. Right. Jamie, you and I are pretty balls deep in conspiracies. I don't know what he's talking about.
Historical thoughts.
I'm following a little.
And he is everywhere, but I'm following.
Okay.
These are historical facts and stuff.
Well, what did they do?
It's a Sufi order of Islam. And the guy, he would. They called the old man the mountain. It's. They show in the Marco Polo Netflix series, the old man, he goes to visit the old man on the mountain and he had assassins, like young men, you know, probably kid to like teen. And they'd smoke hashish. That's why it's called Assassin from hashish.
Really?
And you're knocked out on hashish because you never smoked it before. You're a kid. Right.
Okay.
Okay. And then you wake up in a paradise garden that this guy has filled with women that you. And then you. You go to. They smoke some ashes, you go to sleep, you come out again. Like that's heaven. You get 72 virgins in a garden in heaven.
Okay.
This is like. It's more towards Shia, but I don't think Shia would. They probably call him a hairy ticket. I don't know Islam too well, but that's. That's what. That's from. The 72 virgin is not a Quran thing. That's a.
Well, also, it's not. It doesn't mean 72. It means like a load. That's what it means. Like. Like when you say 72, it's like. Like if you have 72 wives, it's impossible to have that many.
That is a kind of a. Like a dick. Valhalla. Pussy. Valhalla.
Right.
Okay. But that comes directly from assassins. That's to trick young men into killing people. And so they would kill a guy and get killed doing it. And they had all these ways of doing. It's a historical thing.
And they thought they were going to go to heaven and be in that place where they had all the scrolls.
So that's a very effective form of mind control.
Right, Right.
You know, if I can put on a show for you that you believe is real, you know, whatever. It could be if I put enough Disney magic into it, you Believe anything.
Right. And if I have an island and if I can fly everybody in on private jets and you know you're gonna party with Bill Clinton.
Yo.
And you're a Nobel laureate.
Yeah. And you get. Take advantage of but the kind of girls that go for you if you're a.
And there's other nerds there.
There's other nerds, dude, think of these nerds, these tech nerds. The kind of women that go for them. They're either like some. You ever see real genius of Val Kilmer and there's that chick that wants to fuck all the geniuses and what is it? Real genius with Val Kilmer movie. Yeah, from the 80s.
No, I didn't see it.
Oh. Anyway, did you see James?
I think so.
But there was one girl that tries to Mitch, the main character. And because she. All the smart kids in the school.
God, Val Kilmer was a handsome bastard.
Yeah, he plays a handsome scientist, perfect teeth. Good movie, dude.
Really?
Yeah, I really like it. I saw when I was really young. But anyway, that, that eugenics, we're like, we're smart, we should breathe. There's, you know, just like some chicks like comedians, some like musicians, some of them like super nerds.
Right, Right.
So now let's say I want to control important things like a nerd's brain. And how do I manipulate a nerd? Well, I send pussy to him.
Right.
I make him feel cool. Right, right, right. I give him my island. And then, I mean, listen, I mean, it's probably easier than bullying Bieber.
Well, it's definitely the best way if you want to push a narrative and you want like award winning scientists behind your narrative.
We own the science. They said if you want to own.
The science, you have to compromise the scientists.
You're right. I want to ask. I like Eric Weinstein when he's on here because I'm always trying to listen when somebody's picking up. I want to ask like, like I watch Brian Keating all the time and he was telling you that thing about why maybe there's no alien. I didn't really. It went nowhere what he said. But I do like him. But I want to ask all these nerds, who's paying for your scientific, materialist, nerd shit, compartmentalized view that you have and your respective expertise. Because here's where we're at. All the experts told me women have dicks. And they told me a gene therapy was a vaccine. And I had like, we don't trust the shit that you went to school for. Like the, the pat on the head. Nobel Prize Horseshit. The Nobel Prize. Is there any more worthless fucking joke of a prize than the Nobel Prize? You got to be a mass murderer to get one of those.
Do you know the history of the Nobel Prize?
Yeah, because some fucking. Yeah, so some rich asshole could ease his conscience, but I don't even think it's for. I think it's to control the fucking.
But, no, no, no, no, no. The guy they. There was a false obituary. They made a mistake and thought that he died and they called him the Merchant of death. Yeah, in the obituary because he made dynamite. So to whitewash his image, he decides to have a prize that he gives to the brightest minds.
Yeah.
So his name now gets associated with the most high achieving brilliance.
Yes. Despicable. Dude.
It's kind of amazing though, because the Nobel Prize is the gold standard. That's the thing that everybody thinks, oh, he's a Nobel Prize winning scientist.
It's amazing if you thought it was shit. But once I learned that, I was like, oh, this ain't shit. It's another sweater on a dog. Here's your pat on your head. So why are super genius people this fucking stupid that they're just a little pat on your head? I got it.
They all want status. They're just human beings. They all want to be the best of their, you know, their group. They all want to be. They all want to achieve in a way that they get awarded. That's why everybody in Hollywood wants an Oscar. They want to have an Oscar on the mantelpiece.
I mean, the programming is so obvious when you look at it for two seconds. How you're trained from birth to be a fucking pat on the head dog. And you're trained to like, you know, that's why Temple Grandin knows how cows think. It's useful to have people that think like cows, right? That's so useful. You control how they breed. You could tell them, hey, you guys are all gay now. I don't want you breeding. There's too many people. You're all gay now.
Oh, I am?
I am. Yeah. You're different sex. Imagine how great that is to have. Have. What do they call it? What was the term from the program? Bio. Programmable Bio. Robotoids, I think is what Kissinger called them. Yeah, that's all the MK Ultra.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
That's what he called. That's what he called people that were under the spell.
Something like biorobatoids. A robot means laborer, right? It's just a way to get Slavery. It's just a way to get back to Slate. Good old slavery. Which never left.
Well, the experiments that they did with drugs on people in like, that's literally what created Ted Kaczynski. And do you remember the one I'm sure they stopped? They did it. St. Louis. Yeah, I think they sprayed it out off the top of a building.
Yeah. They didn't even use the chemtrail. They did off the top of the building. On the black kids in a building, just to see.
But wasn't it lsd?
No, that's San Francisco. This was cobalt.
But wait a minute.
I remember it's cobalt something. It's radioactive.
Oh, that's right. It was to judge whether or not they would be poisoned and what level they can survive.
Nazi. Ish. Donut. Super. I wonder if Dr. Green was involved. You know, Dr. Green is right. Mengele.
One step at a time.
Yeah, we brought many.
Go down, Dr. Green. Let's. What was that experiment? Someone. Someone told me there was one where they sprayed LSD into the atmosphere.
That's San Francisco.
No, no, no. San Francisco was pneumonia. St. Louis. Doris spates was a baby and her father died inexplicably. She has watched her siblings die of cancer. She survived cervical cancer, learning the army conducted secret chemical testing in her impoverished St. Louis neighborhood in the height of the Cold War. She wonders if her own government is to blame. In the mid-1950s and again a decade later, the army used motorized blowers atop a low income housing high rise, at schools and from the back of station wagons to send a potentially dangerous compound into the already hazy air and predominantly black areas of St. Louis. Local officials were told at the time that the government was testing a smoke screen that could shield St. Louis from aerial observation in case the Russians attacked. But in 1994, the government said the tests were part of a biological weapons program. And St. Louis was chosen because it bore some resemblances to Russian cities that the US might attack. The material being sprayed was zinc cadmium sulfide.
That's what it was.
Cadmium sulfide. A fine fluorescent powder.
Yeah. Oh yeah. The Russians have black neighborhoods. I guess.
The new research raising greater concern about the implications of those tests. St. Louis Community College Burmax sociology professor Lisa Marino Taylor's research has raised the possibility the army performed radiation testing by mixing radioactive particles with the zinc cadmium sulfide. Although she concedes there is no direct proof.
Second jerk off motion, Brian.
But. Well, if she's saying this, she must have some reasoning.
Do you have weed?
Yeah, but her report released Last month was troubling enough that both U.S. senators from Missouri wrote to Army Secretary John McHugh demanding answers. Wow.
Oh, yeah.
So this, the San Francisco one was a disease thing. Find that, Jamie. The San Francisco one, they were. They were spraying pneumonia into the clouds.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Well, I'm sure they stopped doing things like that.
Yeah. What? It was the San Francisco one. I think they. They had the fog coming in and they wanted to see if they could distribute a disease that way. And so they spread a disease aerially to see how many people were infected.
How many was it?
I don't know. What year was that? What year was it that they did that? That. I want to say that was the 80s.
What should I say there? Because I type. I can't look up MK Ultra. It's got to be something else.
No, no, no. San Francisco experimented with diseases on its population. Try that. What do you got?
I mean, they just did it to you a couple years ago.
1950 was the 80s. Okay. United States, after secretly spraying San Francisco with SM. What is SM? In 1950, 11 patients at a city hospital contracted psoratica infections, one of whom died. The army deemed the outbreak a coincidence and continued to use SM as a simulant and subsequent open air tests.
Operation Sea Spray.
That's it. Operation Sea Spray.
That's.
Okay. So a bacteria. So, U.S. navy. In 1950, U.S. navy Secret Biological warfare experiment in which Serratia marcescens and Bacillus globigil bacteria were sprayed over the San Francisco Bay area in California in order to determine how vulnerable a city like San Francisco may be to a bioweapon attack, killing at least one American and sickening at least 10 more. Imagine. Let's find out how we could be vulnerable to a bioweapon on our citizens. And to protect them, we will use a bioweapon on our citizens.
Yeah, that's.
And we will kill people.
Yeah, well. So that's the attitude is you're cattle. That's the attitude.
Based on results from monitoring equipment at 43 locations around the city, the army determined that San Francisco had received enough of a dose for nearly all of the 800,000 residents to inhale at least 5,000 of the particles. This is within range of the infectivity for anthrax.
Isn't anthrax a cow disease?
I don't know, but it's a cattle disease. Is that what it started for?
They tested cattle diseases on their cattle. Get it?
Jesus Christ. The bacterium was also combined with phenol and an anthrax Simulant and sprayed across Dorset by US and UK military scientists as part of the DICE trials that ran from 1971-75. Jesus Christ. There's no evidence that the army had alerted health authorities before it blanketed the region with bacteria. Crazy. Doctors later wondered whether the experiment might be responsible for heart valve infections around the same time as well as serious infections seen through. Seen among intravenous drug users from 1960s to 1970s.
Hey, I want to hear a fun one. You know, about cougars.
Kuru. No, what's that?
You know, the cannibal disease you get supposedly from New Guinea?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ever see that creep? His BBC interview because he was a raging pederast. Like, no, dude, so many. This is another creepy ass thing. Like, you know, the disease is called Kuru.
K U R. Is that Yakub Krutzfeld?
Put it. Yeah, put it. Jamie Deluxe is how he says his name. Jamie.
So this is a. This is a prion disease. Right? This is the same thing as like mad cow disease, but.
Right, so the guy that discovered how it works. Yeah. D. No, no, just a.
Isn't this just nature's way to keep you from eating people?
Well, this guy uses nature's way to do things with boys. And they. He's interviewed and he's going, no, they all jumped in my bed. I mean, it's batshit. When you go back and look at the sci fi visionaries and the tech visionaries, boy, they really have a lot of weird things in common. Which is boys or Schrodinger? Like girls. You know, the Schrodinger equation from Schrodinger.
Like young girls, you mean?
Oh, he kept a diary. He believed women shouldn't be educated past the age of 12 because their brains don't form past that. I'm going to paraphrase the great Schrodinger and you might as well be with them while they're hot because they don't get any better. You know, they're as smart as they're going to get at 12. Yeah, Schrodinger, dude. Marvin Minsky. What do they call him? The father AI his big Epstein.
One at a time. Let's start with Schrodinger because this is freaking me out. Schrodinger wrote that. What year was that? Schrodinger's cat. What year was that?
Yeah, I. Dude, I don't even know. It goes back a ways. Oh, there you go. The cat is out of the bag. This is in Forbes. Oh, Forbes. Can I read this? I might be doing research Is Forbes.
Okay if I Austria Austrian physicist Erwin Schrodinger was a pedophile.
Go ahead, look at the article. It was really. You don't have any more free Forbes articles for the month.
Why don't we have a subscription of Forbes? We should probably have one just for the fuck of it.
I don't mind paying monsters 74.99 for. For to find out who's a better vile.
I mean listen man, you know, you got to know, you got to know. Don't you think that there's some place for some journalism still online?
Of course there is. You find through dude.
But is there hope for these people? Is there hope that the Washington Post, New York Times, people like that can turn companies.
I think Alex Jones should buy CNN today.
They went buying a paywall too for their articles.
Yeah, dude, look, when the CIA was always deeply mockingbird and all that shit. Right?
Here it goes.
But once Obama signed Smith Modernization act. Dude, that is. They're deploying troops into the media. Do you understand?
Right. Explain that to people. Explain that because we've talked about it before, but it was a big moment. It was 2015. Right.
I thought it was 14, but whatever.
It was in that range, the world ended in 2020. Legalized propaganda.
Yeah. So it used to be illegal to propagandize your own. The CIA, you know. But the CIA works in other countries. They're not Americans.
Right.
Well after 9, 11 and now they work here. And then Obama signed a thing that they can propagandize citizens. That means through the media.
Yeah, legally.
Bots on your Twitter. They got deployed on Twitter and shit.
Yeah.
And so.
Well, not just bots, but it might be most of the discourse.
Yeah. They call it the dead Internet theory. It's not dead. There's living CIA. Yeah.
US Repeals propaganda ban spreads government made news to Americans.
What?
Government made news is great. Where does it say the phrase government made news is amazing? The thing the problem is with any other job, if you've been wrong so many times, you would get fired.
Yeah, you would, wouldn't you? You.
If you lied so many times, no one would trust you to be the only people that get to distribute the news.
So why do you think it's still. I don't think it still works.
How is that legal to propagandize American citizens with lies? Not only that, but you don't have to tell people about it. So like it doesn't have to go through an approval process. People don't tell people about it.
You should go stay in Russia because we're going to try to kill you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can't tell people about it. It's.
People still hate Snowden. There's people who think that that guy did something wrong on any level. Yo, the oath is to you, you, me.
But here's what it is that you. You don't. You. You. It's not saying you should never have intelligent agencies. You should have intelligence agencies. The world's a bait, a dangerous fucking crazy place.
Yeah.
But also you gotta have rules.
They should be accountable to something rules.
And one of the rules should be you can't turn that shit on up. That should be the rules. You shouldn't be working in conjunction with a specific party. And your set goal is to establish a specific candidate. And so to do that, you are going to use propaganda on the American public for a particular candidate that's running for president in the United States of America. You are going to decide to lie and use propaganda and it's legal. That's crazy. You're supposed to do that in Guatemala. You're not supposed to do that here. You're supposed to do that in other countries.
There's supposed to be. First of all.
And you're not even supposed to do that. But that's. That's what we think you're doing. Well, you think you're overthrowing governments in other countries.
I just don't think about it too much and move on. I'm watching Landman later tonight.
It's a good show.
Yeah, it's.
I'm on episode five.
Well, I like it because it gives you a real education from the petroleum industry. Who pays for it? It's like. It's like. By the way, I'm not against, but I don't think that oil is even scarce now. I used to think that, and then I saw that Colonel Prouty thing. Serious. What happens once you get to Graybeard Times? That's when you're an idiot that doesn't know anything all of a sudden. Right? And that's so Barry, who told me all this shit that I was like, all right, now I understand what he was telling me, all this stuff, but now I've already aged out of the demographic of who gives a shit what you had to say.
Do you know, I read a book in like. God, it was probably like the 90s called black gold Stranglehold. It's a crazy book. I don't know if it's even been disproven because this is back in the days when I wasn't really Reading things on the Internet. I was just getting stuff from actual books. So I didn't, like, research whether or not this book was bullshit. But essentially the theory was that oil is a natural process of earth and it regenerates. And that's why some wells that used to be dry now produce oil again. The idea that it's a property of Earth that we're tapping into and it's not as simple as like, this is a finite resource source.
Yeah.
This is a resource that the sort of. But diamonds take millions and millions.
But there's not a shortage. They artificially.
Well, that's true. There's not a shortage, but the Earth is not replacing diamonds all the time like it's replacing oil. The theory is.
You're right.
Yeah, yeah. The theory is that Earth, you know, because Earth has a finite amount of gold, right? It's a shockingly small amount of gold. Have you ever seen. Yeah, yeah. What they know. They actually just found some new gold in China. So that. That might change the. That. Because they just found a. They. They found a huge amount of gold in China. Like an enormous discovery. But the. The amount of gold, physically, they've showed it on like, football fields. It's crazy, really. Like a football field of gold. It's like 10ft high in the whole world. But gold has a very unique property.
What is it in that?
You could take a tiny, tiny piece of gold and coat this entire table. Gold can be spread insanely thin. That's why a lot of things are gold plated. You know, like, it looks like gold, but it's not gold. It's like steel. But then over that, they've got the thinnest layer.
Right?
And the more amount of gold versus steel is like 18 karat, 24 karat. Like, the more. The purer the gold is. But pure gold in like a form of coating things. That's why they paint ceilings with it and shit.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, it gets. You can get it insanely thin. It's a super, super unique metal.
Even a thin layer of gold, like, how much heavier does it make? Something. Something.
Oh, it must make something much heavier. Gold's so heavy. But what's really fascinating is that gold doesn't serve any functional purpose to evolving, man. But yet in that time period, it became the number one source of currency. Like in the time period before metal, like before we were able to make steel, right. And before people had, you know, electronics, gold, way, way back in the day was the thing. For no fucking reason. You know, there's all these other Things that look pretty. Pretty. Like, why did we decide you said this kind of metal?
You told me why. Because you can spread it thinner. So you know how, like, Tom Cruise has to learn to read with Play doh.
What?
You know, in Scientology, he has to play. You have to model a thing.
Oh, Play doh. I thought you meant Plato, the philosopher. I was like, what?
No. Play doh. The Right.
I'm so interested to see how you're going to tie this around to gold.
Well, it's like that's a. Like a child, you know, Play with Play doh. Like, that's the metal that's the easiest to work like a child.
But it just doesn't make sense that people would be in the time where you needed a sword. Why would you be willing to trade a piece of shiny, useless metal for something that's functional? It's going to save your life.
Because if I'm creative, right? And I, you know, the. The base. All this shit's the endless battle of priest versus king. Now the engineers want in. But the. But the guy that figured out how to work the gold and read and write and do that, then they started breeding the kings themselves. That's what Egypt is. It's in red kings.
The better version of it is the Anunnaki version. Version. The Anunnaki version is that human beings are the product of accelerated evolution. And we were essentially designed to mine gold for this alien race that needs it to protect their environment. And because you can spread it, you.
Can smear it all over the environment.
This is in Zechariah Sitchin's the twelfth planet. And so what he said is that the Sumerian tablets talk about how their atmosphere was eroding and that they needed to spray gold. Their atmosphere, to maintain their atmosphere. Atmosphere. What's crazy about that is this is exactly what these eggheads are talking about doing today. By spraying reflective particles in our atmosphere.
Well, because that shit's from their cult.
Gold would be the perfect metal for that, is what my point. You get. Gold dust can get so fine. Yeah, it's a very weird metal, man. It's weird. It's weird that we are so obsessed with it. And it doesn't really, other than like conductors and stuff like in electronics. It has a function, like later in life, but it. Way longer. Way, way back in the day when you have jade and emeralds and all these other things that should be like, super valuable as well. Why gold? Why does that become the number one thing that everybody agrees we have to have?
You can make it into and say it's magic. You can make an atmosphere or a nice gold chain.
Yeah. It's not enough to make everybody kill people.
Okay. It's no hawk to a corn.
Yeah. But this you're talking about, this happened at the time where people had animal skins on, you know, you're talking about the time where people like regularly just wore animal skins and made all their tools with flint, you know, like before Noah's ark.
I know what you're talking about.
When does gold start being a currency? I'd like to know. 700 BC.
You know what, you know what? I like the story, I like of, you know, because you always hear about the book of Enoch now. And so they name like the different, you know, angels. That the thing of accelerating evolution. If I read between the lines of that with my cynical eye from the COVID times, I look at that as we did bestiality experiments. That's how I read that. If you read like Bale cycle and all that kind of shit.
Yeah. I don't want to get off track here for a second though. So this was 200 BC. So that's 2,220, 25 years ago. Right. That's when they first started using it as currency.
Roughly 700 BC.
But I thought they use it as currency in like Mesopotamia too. I thought like those kind of expensive coins.
I thought it's like associated with the sun and, and well, they know that.
There'S Roman coins that are thousands of years old. Right.
Is it sun related to people back then? I thought that's the, the official thing.
That gold was sun related. Look, I'm not saying the gold isn't like anything that's rare is probably valuable to people. That seems to be a thing. Like we like limited edition things. Like people like, they specifically like things that are hard to acquire. Like we were talking about like artifacts earlier. That's part of the thing.
I'll bet with golden treasures.
5,000 years ago, Mesopotamia, okay. They stamp silver and gold coins to pay armies. So it goes back further than that. This is the earliest known mints, the Mesopotamia shackle. They emerge. Okay. The first known form of currency emerged nearly 5,000 years ago.
Not, not necessarily gold though. It was just currency. It could have been made out of what?
Oh, you know what. Didn't they have currency that was also like beads.
Yeah, that this was saying and that other.
So then they switched to gold around. So it is the same around the same timeline.
Gold became just like the first exception.
I think the first currency's blood that was the first currency.
Okay, so it doesn't go as far back as I thought. I thought that would make sense why we're so infatuated with gold. Well, I don't think the Zacharias Hitchin thing. What's interesting is he wrote about that in the 1970s, and then scientists in, like, the 2000s started proposing it as a solution to our eroding environment.
Yeah, it's interesting, isn't it, that they have. Because he's a wild fringe theorist. And yet this is why I asked scientists, why do rich people, the ones that pay for you to be a scientific materialist, is all your specialized knowledge, right? They believe in Zacharias Sitchin. Shit. What? Do you ever ask yourself that? Why do they.
A lot of people don't believe in him, though.
Okay, here's what I do. Yo, that's why you gotta read Joseph P. Farrell. I told you. That guy's great. Because a very interesting thing about Sitchin, his background, okay, He. He got into it from his antiquing or something in. He's in Rockefeller Center. It's like, who funded him doing all this? Well, you know, Rockefeller Center. I'll give you a hint. It was Rockefeller Center. So that was definitely into that.
You know that.
Yeah, like Shirley McClain. Here. Here's an example. Shirley McLean used to be, like, the Atlantis celebrity, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah. She went. She was one of the first, like, famous ladies to go a little nutty.
Well, see, that's how they frame it. Oh, remember that. That one time that happened? But actually, a bunch of these people are like that. And they're smart enough not to jump around on a couch like Tom Cruise. They're smart enough not to do that.
Right.
Such as Nelson Rockefeller. So there. Dude, if you want to get power, okay, it's not that you. You believe necessarily in anything, but what's the thing that might get me power? And I'll do anything.
She claims to have lived a past life in Atlantis 2 million years ago.
So she dates million.
She says she experienced memories of this past life while filming the 2016 movie Wild O Oats and the Canary Islands. McLean wrote about her experiences in her 2016 memoir, above the Line, My Wild Oats Adventure.
What does that mean? Was she banging? She's on a sex store. Is that what that means?
I don't know what that means.
While sewing your Wild Oats is a sex store.
But if you know actresses.
Yeah.
Like, how many of them are out of their minds? So, like, this is not shocking that someone would say they lived in Atlantis 2 million years ago. Like 2 million years ago. We weren't even people yet.
Well, first of all, we weren't. That's not how she remembers it, number one.
Right. But we know that. Right? So this is why she's just a.
Well, Shirley MacLaine says something different.
She had a dream. She had a very vivid dream.
Okay? So actors, as you know, can especially like method acting. You hear about.
Right.
Where they go in character and they're gone. Right. So how do you develop a talent like that? You have to be able to dissociate out of your fucking body.
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
So that's how you get those kind of memories.
Well, you probably have a detached connection to reality. When you're a really good actor because you're so good at, like, becoming this other person person. It's almost like you're throwing yourself into another body, another soul.
You'll see. People like that are religious, make it like they're possessed by a thing, but I'm like, I don't see really a big difference.
They get possessed by a character like Daniel Day Lewis and There Will Be Blood.
Yes.
That guy is possessed by that character. Like, I bet he created a past for that guy.
Of course.
Like, moments that he was cobbling shoes.
And thinking through the there will be black guy mind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But so that's what a lot of stuff is. Is like. You just take the power of that.
I know, but you went on a long, circuitous route from Zacharias Hitchin.
Oh, sorry.
And I want to go back to the Zacharias Hitchin thing because, you know, I had that guy, Wesley Huff, who's a Bible scholar. Very interesting guy.
Yes, I do.
Very intelligent guy. He doesn't believe that Sitchin could really read Sumerian.
Oh, yeah, I was gonna. You were telling me that no one can read Sumerian.
Well, this is what he was saying. And this is a guy that's speaks and knows many languages and is a legitimate expert in ancient Bible texts. In Aramaic, he was explaining the difference between Arcadian and Sumerian and cuneiform. He's a legitimate language expert. And he said, I learned all these other languages, but Sumerian was so hard. It just doesn't work. I just couldn't figure it out. And he said, I don't think that Zacharias Hitchin could read it. I think a lot of people say they could read it, and they're lying. He says, I think there's very few people. People that can actually read Sumerian text who Can. I don't know.
I'd like to ask him who can do it?
I mean, there's courses you can take. But he says it's insane to grasp because it's not connected to any other languages. He's like, there's a lot of these languages that are, like, similar to other languages, and you can find patterns in them that are. He's like, it's so nuts. It's so. So. Like, when even we're getting, like, a translation of the Epic of Gilgamesh, right, which was in. I think that was in Arcadian, right?
Arcadian, yeah.
Akkadian Brother.
Was it before Sumerian or after?
After they conquered Sumer and their languages sort of intertwined, he explained. But who the fuck knows? No one even knows what any of those words sounded like. No one can say it out loud, which is so nuts. Like, that language is so gone that you can't say it out loud. So when someone like Zechariah Sitchin comes along and he has, like, detailed explanations for all that happened and that this planet called Nibiru had these beings called the Anunnaki who come to Earth and they genetically engineer humans and they knew about our solar system and all this. I don't know how he's getting that, because other people aren't getting the same thing. And there's a website called sitchiniswrong.com and so I don't even know if this guy's right. This is the problem. I think this stuff is so weird. The earliest versions of the origin story of humanity are so weird that I don't think anybody really totally understands how to interpret them properly.
I think there is lots of little groups that think that they have the ancient knowledge of it.
Right.
It's almost like a Scientology Xenu scam.
Right? Right.
You know, like, what do you call it? Mystery School? That's the ancient.
Okay, yeah.
So all that is is a religion where I don't tell you what the belief is until you like it in too deep to not believe it.
Right. It's like that movie Going Clear when the. The writer was Paul Haggis. When he gets to, like, the top levels and he reads the written notes, he's like, what kind of horseshit, dude?
So how I got into looking into that was. I was like, okay, really wealthy people. I don't mean. I don't think Elon's the richest man in the world. I mean, like the real, like, trillionaires, like, what's their zine? What is their Scientology that they're into. I just want to know that. And it's very similar. Like, Scientology is almost a knockoff light version of the real thing. So they make it like, oh, it's the most sophisticated brainwashing. No, it ain't. It's just one of men. Many is just one of many.
Well, I think for a lot of people, it helps them become successful. I think having a religious framework helps you become successful. I think it's one of the keys to, like, these Dagestan fighters in the ufc.
Yes.
Yeah. They're so religious and devout that they're so disciplined that they don't deviate from the path at all. And because of that, they just keep winning.
Yeah. So my question is, who gave these priests back in the day the sheet of coat of Pascal, of one weird trick to get in her pants? That's some kind of ancient knowledge that these motherfuckers have. And, oh, I'll tell you, another great channel is Windows on the World, because this dude's talking, you know, Wallace Budge, the guy that supposedly Indiana Jones, I guess, is supposed to be based on?
No.
Oh, well, he wrote a malice, has the book. It's Egyptian black magic or something. And it's all about crowd control. And so all the pharaoh headdress, all that ridiculous shit they wear. There's a bunch of priests that are inbreeding. It's almost like Dune. In Dune, the Bene Gesserit were breeding the fucking people. That's that. And you spend your whole day preparing for your death as the pharaoh. And if you actually read the Book of the Dead, it's like, not. It's out of Three Amigos, it's like, then the burning bush, and you shoot your gun in the air. Remember Three Amigos? It's ridiculous. It's busy work. And so you got an OCD culture now that you gotta. I have to do this and this and this and this for when I get to the cross the River Nile. And the crocodile man asked me the three questions, they would just do this pointless homework, okay? And the priest controlled that. So I want to know where the priest got the method of control from, because I think that's what the big secret is that the Templars got, is how to control crowds. And I think that because it's so obvious, like, all the sports is that everything is a little pattern thing to, like, just keep you on the wheel of Samsara forever.
That does make sense to me. You talking about, like, the Egyptian story going into the afterlife and all that stuff. Like, they have it all mapped out. We got all the information. Relax, go to work.
Yeah. And then meanwhile, the priests, right? And then. So this guy had a great. I think his name is Mark Windows. Anyway, he had a great. Something he said, I thought about a lot, which is Akhenaten. So Akhenaten, when he introduced monotheism. Here's a way you could look at. At it. The industry of all these gods of polytheism had gotten so bloated. Like, the government had gotten bloated of priests, where you're worshiping every little rock, right? And he was like, hey, look, we know there's the main God. He's, like, trying to cut government down. That was his big crime, that they buried him backwards. And his weird shaped head. Yeah, he could be alien, or they could have inbred him like a Hapsburg. I don't know if you know what happens, but people start looking. Look like fucking aliens after you inbreed them enough, you know? And then you tie their skull up or whatever, the fucking weird shit. So I think his big crime was crossing the deep state of his time, kind of. I kind of think that. But I think that. What I want to know is, who are these people that have.
They know the weird trick to do this and that, and they think that they're entitled to do it all the time. Like, what is that? Religion?
Well, I think anybody that's in power thinks they should stay in power. Power like a mayor that's getting voted out. They think they should stay in power. Everybody who's in power wants to stay in power. Because that's the game. The game is to get to the top. The game is to get to the top where you're the one who gets. Ladies and gentlemen, the mayor of Dallas, Texas, Bob Smith. And he gets up there and says hi to everybody. It's the mayor. It's our mayor. He wants to stay. That guy.
The Koreans call it squid games. Joe, have I told you about Hawk to a coin?
But that's what it is. It's just a normal thing. And once you're in power, you want to stay in power. And that's what we saw during this. This whole election, was that the people that were in power, we got to see. It wasn't even the guy we thought it was. The guy we thought the guy wants to get.
The staff people are like, that's okay.
It wasn't even the guy. It was the people around the guy that we didn't vote for. This is crazy.
If you're like a more sophisticated Like NPR type fucking loyal Democrat. That's the kind of people that know that and think it's good. Like, no, it's who he has around him that really counts. Oh, the ones I didn't vote for.
That's. It's so crazy that they like that. That a giant group of people that can easily be manipulated behind the scenes are now in control of everything and they just slide executive orders into front of this senile man who was deemed not fit to stand for trial.
Well, that's where the problem with running a pyramid scheme is. You, you know, you're recruiting narcissists, sociopaths, the people that really succeed, by the way, every.
Are you talking about Hawk, Tool, Coin?
No.
Is that what you meant?
Well, what I like about Hawk, is.
That a veiled reference.
No, Hawk Tool Coin is strictly for sigma grind set Alphas.
What about Melania Coin? Yeah, coffee, dude.
I wouldn't mind getting some.
How much do you think? Cheers, sir. How much you think Melania Coin's going for these days?
Probably a lot. Yo, if Trump keeps promises, I'll bet the coin will go up.
This is the way they'll compromise me. They'll come to me with a JRE coin idea and they'll explain to me.
There'S still NFTs out there.
Dude, that was the best one. That one was like, you can't. You can't do it. You can't explain it to me in a way that makes sense. You can't. The only thing that makes sense is Beeple, because that's an nft, but it's actually digital art people. Dick guy, the guy made the Gigachad, the Elon Musk that's jacked. If you haven't seen that.
Never.
It's amazing. We should probably have that on the desk again. Was it distracting? Is that why we took it off the desk? Never.
It's only. It's only ever been here, really?
Yeah. I thought we had it, didn't we? Oh, we had it on the desk unplugged when he gave it to us. Yeah, you're right. It never was on the desk. But also, that's the Shibu Inu.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Wow.
Coin is. How much is that worth right now? This is what we were talking about before that if. If you put $1,000 into it when you started, it's worth, like an inch, a shitload of money now. And I'm like, is that real money or is that like, dogecoin and this coin and fucking Joe? Right? But that's What I'm saying, like is the $36 billion that bought the Trump coin, is that real money or is that a bunch of. Did you sell Shibu Inu coin to buy the Trump coin? Did you trade it in Trump?
I mean, what do you think?
Is that what's going on?
Well, if you do, I mean, look.
But is that ultimately good? Is it ultimately good to have cryptocurrencies that aren't no one's in control of? Maybe they're all volatile and crazy and moving all over the place. But it's not a central bank that's dictating the interest rates and telling you what you can do. You know what I mean? It's not something called.
Okay, let me ask you this. How can I check to see that it's not controlled?
Look at these giant spikes when people just cash out.
2021.
So 2021, it was worth how much?
A lot more than it is now?
$7.
That's a 24 hour volume. There was $8 billion traded that day.
Okay, so what is it worth at that time?
Not even. I mean it's.00000645.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So what. Why did I read that thing about people that if you bought it at a certain point in time, if you.
Buy here, which was January of last year.
No, I think they were saying if you bought at the beginning, it just.
Depends on what day you buy. If you bought this date, you're fucked.
So if you bought. But if you bought a thousand dollars worth at the beginning, what's that worth now? Can you calculate that?
No, I don't know. I don't know. It's a lot.
The point was in this stupid thing was they were just talking about the volatility of these meme coins. How crazy. This and that. Some of them actually proved to be profitable. And so the question is, we have so many of them already, what's to stop people from doing it? Are there rule is it? I could see someone saying it's unbecoming for a president to make a big money grab and start a meme coin. That I could see. I see that argument. But my question is, who's allowed to make them? If you have a Shiba Inu coin and a dogecoin, you know, a hawk to a coin, how many of them are there? Let's find that out. How many meme coins are there out there? And what's the rule? Rules like who? I'm not saying that anybody should or shouldn't be Doing this. I want to be real clear what I'm saying. What is going on here and how easy is it to make one of these things? And can anybody do that? Anybody can do that. So isn't that fucking weird? And is that weird and bad or is it weird and different? Or is it better than having a central bank that's controlled by something that's supposed to be the Federal Reserve, but it's not federal?
Okay, so you brought up gold, right? So here's the phases of math, magic. First gold is alchemy, and then dollars, which is sigil magic, and now conjuration, where we conjure it out of nothing.
Right? You can make a coin.
Yeah.
And if you're the president, you can make a coin. You make $36 billion off that coin in a day or two, or it's worth it. Or it was and it went up and down.
That's where it gets real tough. Because he can't cash out, right? He cashed out. It would fall apart.
But couldn't you use that money that's in that account to get loans off.
Of and stuff that day while it's still that valuable? And a smart person wouldn't do that.
But imagine if you have Trump coin. Let's imagine, I'm not saying that anyone's doing this, but if Matt, let's say we do a JRE coin and the JRE coin is worth $3 billion and we decide, okay, we're gonna take some of that money and not sell the coin, but use it as collateral for a loan to build a 2 million dollar new studio.
Not for that, but essentially that's what the projects are supposed to be for. They're launching a coin almost as a fundraiser, as a new way to be like a stock, but it's just not, it's not a stock.
That's what Trump is. That's what they're saying. Okay, well, that makes sense.
Everybody's got their own plan.
That does make sense because then you're essentially crowdfunding the organization. And as long as he's not selling the coins, the question is like, when does it become a problem? Like, first of all, no one's making you buy into this. So it is what you say. It's legal gambling because you're, you're, you're putting money in, thinking you're going to get more money, okay? So thinking you're going to be able to find a moment where you're going to cash out. And I know a guy who got doing that where his guy sold it at the wrong time. And he lost a shitload of money.
Oh, I thought you're gonna say he got cheated by the coin wallet he was invent.
No, no, no, no. That's because he was trying to cash out and he missed it.
Look, you're just not backed up. If. If something goes wrong, you don't have the backup that you supposedly have with the other one. That's to me, the main thing. But at the end of the day, you're going to be part of the new Technocracy Inc. Energy currency.
You know?
You know Technocracy Inc. The Canadian techno where the guys wore gray suits and they were. The whole thing was you're going to have energy credits.
Yeah.
You always hear. And it's splintered into a lot of things.
Right.
You know, that's the one Elon's grandpa was in, where they gave people number names that sound like name numbers. Xh they would do that. Yeah, but his grandfather left the guys. The guy was like kind of a phony and a loser. The main face man of it.
Mm.
And. But you still hear techno technique, the technique. You heard of that?
No, but isn't that a weird thing about people? Is that there's always. Oh, it always. In every fucking stretch of the Earth, someone figures out like a system where there's a group of rules and laws. Yes, gods.
And you know why?
People, it's called.
Because human nature is not good or bad. It's programmability. And so the first guy to figure that out is the guy that got to be the first priest. I bet he didn't figure out. Maybe somebody told him, well, that's how.
You turn someone into a soldier.
That's how you turn them into whatever you need. That's why we have the Prussian school of school. The teachers aren't there to know. You're like, oh, these teachers. Teachers don't. Can't even pass an English test. And they teach English. Well, just so you know, the system was set up. Not for them to know. The system was set up with psychological things. So whatever rich guy is in charge that week, that's the psych. So remember Common Core that everybody, all the liberals complained about Common Core. I don't have kids, so I didn't know how bad it was. But that's the Bill and Melinda Gates are going to be educating you now. Foundations thing, and it's all psychology. They. They don't give a shit if you learn anything. They give a shit if you're going to be a problem. And the reason I Know is they wrote it down openly. John Taylor gotto. You get all his books about education. Unbelievable. If you thought the Fauci book was interesting. Wow.
Really?
Yeah. John Taylor got. He wrote a good essay called Against School. And so the history of it. See, people die. People get old and die out. You got a new generation of suckers born that don't even matter, remember? Right, right. But yeah, there were people shooting at the feds when they instituted public school.
The. The whole idea of having someone like Rockefeller figure out the education system is so wild.
Carnegie helped. Don't think it was an autocracy.
Right. There was a few people involved.
A bunch of plutocrats.
They had a design. They had a design, and that design could have been different. And who knows what we'd be like if it was. But here's the other thing. I think there's some aspect of school forcing you to sit in those classes, socializing, forcing you to pay attention. But. But there's some aspect of that that really gives you the motivation to not live that life.
I. Well, that's how I felt.
That's how I felt.
I went in. When I went to school, I already could read. And so I. My. I was more fully how you describe that thing now. I was still pretty. I remember, like crying because I could get in line. I didn't know that.
Don't you think that's what makes, like, musicians, comics, artists? That's what is like the resistance to want to be in that world.
Oh, you know what I think it is? It's like, you know when they'd say how foie gras is made? It's only bad foie gras made this way. But all the geese are like this. And they're just force feeding poison into them to make their liver soft. And that's what we.
It's just grain. They're giving them grain.
That was a. It's not how good foie gras is made at all. They treat them well to. Or it wouldn't be good.
Do you know that? Okay, but do you know that the. The ducks actually walk over to the feeder? Do you know they gravitate. They want that to happen because they want to have full bellies. It's gross that they do it the way they do it. They jam it. But the ducks want it to happen.
No know. But look, I'm just saying Imaginary told me that.
I'm like, no way. He showed me a video.
Village Voice had an article years ago about it. And the guy was like, look, if it Was different. I'd tell you, but. I'm telling you what I just saw. Yeah, but we're not in that good system. We're the ones from the story like this and they force poisons in you and then sometimes you lay golden eggs. And that's what it is, that you're a medium, you're big like a water balloon filled with blood. You know how you make snake venom where they bite the horse and they use the horse's hormones to make. Well, people are good. That's how we probably invented medicine was using people with venom and then taking their fluids and making drugs out of it and shit.
What?
Yeah. You never heard of this? What are you talking about how medicine was invented?
Well, it was mostly the Rockefeller method was they were using oil, right. Wasn't that like he converted pharmaceutical drugs to petroleum based production.
He had a little gold in it.
Wasn't that like his. Yeah, under his direction.
Oh yeah, no, that's. Dude, these eugenics didn't come from the Nazis. It came from us. It came from our billionaires and they're real into it right now.
RFK Jr. Is having his hearings.
Oh dude, he's interfering again. New world order. Not Alex Jones. That's the thing they said openly. Bill Clinton said it. You could tell who the whole gang is because they all said it. Then they change it to the rules based international order. Order. Every stupid like parrot phrase I can never get out of my head now. Do you know what I mean? Like going back Iraq, the terrorists go to the sound of the guns. That fucking shit about why Iraq was a good idea because instead of attacking us, the terrorists will attack the soldiers in Iraq.
Right?
Because they go to the sound of the guns. And you hear it three times and now it's a fact. Democracy's on the ballot. Democracy's on the ballot. Democracy's on the ballot. And the ball. And then if I've been pre primed properly with, you know, some good MK retard programming and I hear democracy on the ballot. I react differently than like your, you know, old people that still watch CNN who are just like, I heard democracy's on the ballot, I might be triggered to go, Sirhan Sirhan, remember all those guys that went to kill Trump? Remember how weird they were? Yeah, the guy with two different color hair.
Well, the first guy's the weird one because the first guy had like five phones, his house was professionally scrubbed, there was no silverware in his house. He had no online social media profile and he was 20 years old.
Yeah.
And he was in a BlackRock commercial. And there was some sort of metadata from a phone that traveled from outside of the FBI offices in D.C. to him on multiple occasions.
His folks were behavior modification therapists. Is that weird? Hey, does it. I mean, I don't want to tell tales. High school. Yeah, that's.
It's a girl. That guy was the perfect Lee Harvey Oswald. They'd scrubbed his past. There was nothing there. But you know how nutty that is if he pulled that off, that's. We're in alternative timeline. We're in an alternative timeline.
Seems like the same old timeline to me.
No, no, no, no, no, no. The timeline took two big shifts. Marc Andreessen brought this up, and I think he's totally right.
Yeah.
The first big shift was Elon buying Twitter. That was a big shift. The second big shift was that bullet missing Trump.
Those are giant shifts, different timelines.
Because then he wins, and then when he wins. And then now he's trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.
Look, it was all foretold in the Illuminati card game. I don't know if anybody knows about that.
Did you see that thing that I sent you? And I think I sent you, Jamie, where they're explaining how this new technologies mapping out 55,000 NGOs that show it to you last night?
Yeah. It looked like the galaxy look like it's so crazy.
It's like there's a name. Non government organization.
So that's the shadow government. Hey, what are these?
Government is funding non government organizations. This is what's nutty. So fractal technology maps previously hidden connections between 55,000 liberal NGO, revealing how tax dollars allegedly flow through major institutions like Vanguard and Morgan Stanley to groups like the Chinese Progressive Association. This breakthrough tracking system can now monitor every dollar going to every ngo, exposing intricate funding webs that traditional tech couldn't detect. Black Voters Matter Fund's $4 million distribution network was invisible until quantum mapping revealed dozens, dozens of subsidiary organizations. The unprecedented mapping reveals a previously hidden web of financial relationships. So if you look at this crazy web of financial relationships and like, what. What is being done with all this money? It's just like shell corporations.
Yeah.
This convenient way to hide where all the money's coming from. And then this. This was a big part of what you were saying, like, how much Kamala Harris spent. Spent in the 1.5 billion. A lot of it was to groups. A lot of it was to NGOs. Yeah, yeah.
Literally gets their payout.
The most egregious Example, whether it's true or not, we don't. We haven't been able to substantiate that celebrities were paid to endorse her publicly.
It just looked like it from their faces and how they performed.
Well, also, like, it looked weird. Like, the Beyonce thing was weird. People thought they were going to go see Beyonce perform, and Beyonce talks for 10 minutes and makes great campaign, $10 million.
Have. Hey, have Beyonce and don't have her do the thing. Have her tell you her feelings and.
Then never tell you how to vote without saying, but also, it's like, did you really do that? Like, did you really. What's more, did you really fucking pay someone? And is that legal to pay someone to endorse you? That seems crazy to get, like, a famous person. And look, it's one thing you want to endorse a toy, you know, this is my truck. I really love these Toyota Tundras. They're so reliable. It's an awesome car. But it's another thing to endorse a political candidate and to be paid for it openly. That seems crazy.
Well, but we're fighting against Trump. Don't you understand Trump?
50 Cent turned down Donald Trump's $3 million offer to perform at Madison Square Garden rally.
He still wants them. Chelsea Handler blowjobs still. Yeah, that's how I read that.
So I guess what this is saying is that the Republicans do it as well, but this isn't endorsing him. This is performing.
Yeah, I hope nobody has party loyalty here, because you are a chump if you do. You cannot go by the look. We don't even know what a woman is. How do you supposed to know what a Republican?
Well, also, that's not like a good audience for 50 Cent, to be clear.
He said it on a radio show. And afterwards, Trump officials or people on the campaign said that it was not true.
But, oh, yeah, you have to also figure in. They might just be saying bullshit. Boy, I'm. I'm getting sick of. Of that.
Yeah, well, someone knows the truth. There's got to be paperwork, you know? Yeah, there's got to be paperwork.
I mean, I love the Constellation. We had to use a quantum computer to figure out, would you see Planet. Planet Biden family over in the other quadrant of the.
Of all that money.
Oh, dude.
So weird that it's legal to just flow money around. And I think that's a part of this whole spending freeze, right? Isn't that a part of this whole government spending?
I mean, look, I could believe that it's so out of hand that you had to invent an AI to figure out how much money is being stolen. Right, I can believe that. But Richard Grove from Grand Theft World podcast has drawn a map of the connections of. And his are like, they're not like, you know, a cult or something. He just did all the research and has a map of it. And you can see all the little groups, they really do multiply like that. Like, they. They fractal.
That's why it's just so wild that there's so many of them. They do multiply, and it creates this, like, ecosystem of people that are there to support a very specific thing, because their livelihood depends on a pyramid, if you will. Yeah, and. Well, this is another thing that did. Did this happen or did someone propose banning federal workers from posting on social media, and this was to prevent astroturfing? The idea was they'll get around it, but this is the idea. The idea is there's no federal funds can be spent paying a federal employee. And that federal employee then pushes propaganda.
Wait, but I thought we have, you know, military to do that for us.
But the idea is they're gonna stop political parties from doing that. They're gonna say that you can't do that anymore. So you can't. You can't astroturf. You can't, like, send a bunch. You have a. Hire a bunch of people that send a bunch of things, and you're paying them because they do pay social media.
You think they're going to. They're going to.
Offered. They've offered to pay people to endorse.
When I Googled it, stuff about the Hatch act keeps popping up.
In general, all federal employees may use social media and comply with the Hatch act if they remember the following three prohibitions. On duty or in the workplace. Prohibition employees may not engage in political activity while on duty or in the federal workplace. So they. But they can do it when they get at home. I think this was something that Trump proposed. Oh, so pull that up. Yeah, Trump. Trump's first order hit workers. Construction, ag. Federal. No. See if you find anything on that, because someone was talking about it last night at the club, and I said, I got to find out if that's real. That sounds crazy. And they were saying that it was to prevent astroturfing. But if you say that federal employees, including, like, Congress people, people they can't aoc. Can't post on Twitter. That's crazy.
Yo. Get rid of the FISA court. Here's some things on the list that I hope that he's going to do. I hope the FISA court thing that, you know, Tulsi had to be like, no, I'm for it now to maybe get appointed.
Right.
And I think they're not buying she's for it or something. I don't know.
I don't think that like the solution is that of course everyone can post on social media because you have to be able to explain yourself and to limit someone's ability to explain themselves while they're a federal employee, that's a weapon that you could use against somebody.
Yeah.
So they all have to be able to. But they should probably have to only post with their site. That probably should be a law. Like they can't have sock puppet accounts, they can't have bots. They can't be. They can't hire a bunch of people to post stuff for them. That should be the thing.
If you're in that Smith Modernization act deployed to do that, what's who, you just compartmentalizing it so this one group can't do it. But don't worry the intel community.
The question like should any. Should there be a law against hiring a bunch of people to pretend that they're regular people and post stuff for you? You know? Well, I mean, should there be a law?
Because I have to go over it. Look, I hate dishonest motherfuckers, so my knee jerk reaction is of course there should be.
Right.
But I'm sure like with every goddamn thing, like when I was really for the Patriot act because I was such a patriot, it turned out it wasn't about patriots, it was about spying on you.
Right.
I found that I don't. This is nothing about a ban, but this is something in the. Along the lines of what you're saying about something like this.
What is it?
So a subreddit called Fed News found that active worker daily activity on their subreddit is high during the middle of the day.
Oh, they're working from home. Is that what they're saying?
Federal employees to post on Reddit, yo.
Make them come to the office. You'll fix half of that.
Yeah, they got. There's screenshots from federal workers.
Stop, go back. I couldn't see it the way federal workers posting their strategy to clog up the works in revolt and bodies. Exactly why the US population is so eager to jettison so many of them.
I don't know how this is, but.
Well, I'm sure it's. Well, there's a lot of people that are complaining about having to go back.
To work the act of simple sabotage. I mean, it's like these people don't need to read it. You lived it yourselves.
Go back to that. What is it saying? The act of simple sabotage.
Yeah, you've seen how.
Put it up again. The CIA has you covered with their Art of Simple Sabotage manual. The main points can also be found here in case you would rather not be accessing a sabotage manual hosted by a spy organization's website when said organization is now part of whatever the hell this administration they were good before. To summarize further, for anyone too lazy to click either link, Organizations and conferences insist on doing everything through channels. Never permit shortcuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions. Decisions. Make speeches in quotes. Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your points in quotes by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. When possible, refer all matters to committees for further study and considerations. Attempt to make the committee as large as possible. Never less than 5. Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible. A wild is this Haggle over precise wording of communications minutes, resolutions. Refer to Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to reopen the question of the advisability of that decision. This is crazy.
Well, that's an old manual that they're passing around online now. It's been out for a while. And see how it accurately describes everything.
That'S going on around Advocate caution, be reasonable and urgent. Urge your fellow conference conferees to be reasonable and avoid haste which might result in embarrassment or difficulties later on.
Wait, I thought the Soviets were doing this.
This is so crazy.
Yeah, remember the speech by the Soviets? Demoralized. What is this called? These motherfuckers.
This is like another Reddit post about federal workers or something like that. And that's what I was trying to.
In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first. See that important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers.
Oh boy. This works really well. The fire Department.
Crazy.
The LA Fire Department really could use this info.
Is this real?
Yeah. This is old though. You didn't know about this.
What is it called again?
It's like a manual to overthrow countries for the sailor.
I understand. Go back. Just.
I understand on a post that someone even commented on another post. That's why I got to figure out.
Right, but what is. Is it titled when you click on the first one?
Yeah, that one supervisor told us to stop posting on Reddit.
The CI? No, the Simple Sabotage Act. Oh, that's not a Simple. The art of Simple Sabotage Manual.
Part of what they're writing.
But this was the manual.
Yeah.
So what we're reading is straight from the manual. Maybe that's again, the art of Simple Sabotage Manual. It seems like a way that's a clog up the gears of society. And look, if you're. If you're a George Soros type character and you're funding these ultra liberal progressive DA's to leak crime back out onto the streets and be as lenient as possible. Possible, that would be a way to do the same kind of thing. The same thing is keeping the border open. Don't check no one. Let the gangs in. Have sanctuary cities where you don't even arrest the gangs.
How much? They gotta do it on purpose before you figure it out.
Well, it seems so on purpose. When Trump cleans it up like that.
That'S when you know.
That's when you know the art of simple sabotage. So this is on the CIA's website. So, Jamie, now your computer is. I can't believe you clicked that link, you son of a bitch.
Do they tell you this stuff they do all the time? That's the thing. Nothing is classified. I mean, it is, but it's not. They tell you, they tell you.
So they were teaching people to do their jobs badly. Oss. It's like when you're on a union job and they're like, hey, slow down.
It's all the mafia. Everything's mafia. Those are mafia tactics. Rules for radicals. You ever read that book? Glenn Beck used to bring it up, but the way he made those people fart a lot in the theater, it was like the end of dirty work.
Yeah, this is really interesting. Telephone at the office, hotel, or at telephone switchboards, delay, putting calls through, give out wrong numbers, cut people off accidentally or forget to disconnect them so that the line cannot be used again.
Yeah, we have AI to do that now.
They were doing this like way back in the day, trying to make things work. Shitty.
It's demoralizing, isn't it?
It's demoralizing and it keeps people from figuring out that you're doing something.
Yeah, if you live in East Palestine, Ohio, I bet that was pretty demoralized.
Realizing what a bizarre world we live in. That's. This stuff is being revealed now for the first time in mainstream life. Because all throughout history, if you were talking like this, if we were in the 80s and you were talking like this, you were a fucking crazy person.
Yeah. Well, here's what's funny. The term conspiracy theory Lest we all forget, came out of Allen Dulles at the CIA after they murdered jfk.
Yeah.
And he told his minions in the press to keep saying conspiracy theory.
Yeah.
So that's where we got that from the. I mean, that's mind blowing.
Yeah. And people didn't want to be labeled a fool, so you didn't want to be labeled a conspiracy theorist. And so it shut down the conversation.
Well, did. He should tell that to the judge when he goes in on his rico. Your Honor, this is just a conspiracy theory. How come that's a crime you could be prosecuted for? I call it a collusion theory.
Yeah.
They started saying collusion because they burned the word conspiracy. So they had to say Trump because what you're accusing of conspiring with Russia, but they had to keep saying collusion because they made that term suck for intel purposes.
Right, right.
And every time they change the brand name. So uap. It's because they go in the water. We have to change it. Do you. Yeah, that's why.
Oh, no, it was the. The word got muddy.
Yeah. The word got muddy. Who muddied the word, by the way, again, Refresh me on who muddied the word? Oh, you.
No, a lot of things muddied that word.
The people in charge.
But you UFO was also muddied by crazy people.
Oh, I know. They're useful to help Muddy Waters.
Listen, man, they do it on their own. There's a lot of people that do it on their own.
Well, okay. Once you tell the first lie. Yeah. All kinds of speculations are going to happen. Why the. Are you allowed to keep these secrets, Motherfucker. I. I know I'm supposed to go, oh, it's a complicated world. Yeah. Lying does complicate the world.
That's true. That's true. Like, if they do have secrets. That's true. But what I'm saying is that the UFO stuff was muddied up with the same reason why the Loch Ness stuff was muddied up. It was brought. It was like people that got high at parties and annoyed the out of you with Nessie stories. You know, you're like, enough. You're a fool. You're wasting all your time paying attention to something that's not real. UFO got put into that category.
That's where you hide it. Here's where you hide things.
But this is the thing that happened. They shifted it in 2007, so in 2017, when the new York Times makes that report. Now all of a sudden, this is a real story.
Was Covid happening Yet?
Not yet, no. 2017.
Oh, good. So we got prepped for maybe some disclosures.
Yeah, I think that they needed to do that in order to slowly leak what they already have.
I want to know how they're gonna tell anybody anything, because here's why. You gotta keep a secret for a long time. The secret's real bad. So how am I going to tell? It's like somebody's cheating on their girl with a horse or some evil shit.
You were lying to Congress. So if you lied to Congress, you're in trouble.
They own Congress.
But this is the thing. If it comes to a trial and it gets exposed, right? Some people get. Look, some people get sent down the river, you know, Some people get sacrificed. That's probably what happened with Epstein, right?
Of course. And fucking. Or Hugh Hefner made it to the end.
People get sacrificed.
He's a good operative. Boss Hog served with distinction.
Yeah.
You know, Boss Hog was CIA. That's.
Yeah, you were telling me that last night. That is so crazy.
He spoke five languages. He went to Yale. He was a boss hog for the.
Dukes of Hazard, who played a moron.
And his. Yeah, and he was. It was Strom Thurman and somebody else he didn't like. That's the voice he was doing for Boss Hog. And he's wearing a padded suit. He's not even fat, I don't think.
No way.
He's a Bonesman. Boss Hog. Yeah.
Bone. Skull and Bones, you mean.
Yeah, he was Skull and Bones.
Yeah.
I think it was Vietnam he served in.
Find a Boss Hog on the Dukes.
Of Hathaway, nobody says. I've never heard any bad, like MK shit about him, ever.
By the way, are you allowed to play Hogan's Heroes on tv because they have a bunch of swastikas.
Swastikas.
Are you allowed to.
Yeah, I mean, Chase bank has a swastika, so why can't they?
Here he was.
You know, Chase has a swastika for a logo, right?
What? Hold on. Hold, please. One step at a time. You're scattering on me. Brooke was fluent in English, French, Japanese, Spanish, Russian and Italian. Holy shit. It also said that he fussed with a half a dozen other languages, such as Arabic, Mandarin Chinese, Dutch, Parisian, Persian, rather Polish and Swedish. One of his hobbies was moving into and restoring rundown houses. In 1981, he lived in a modest home on a modest street in Los Angeles, where he did his own gardening and carpentry. He called his Boss Hog character despicable, but enjoyed meeting fans of the show.
Guy did not like Strom Thurmond.
Despicable bull.
He's 56185.
Oh, that's crazy. So, yeah, well, actually, that probably. Oh, he did. Where he wore padding to seem fatter. Could just Google like a scene. Boss Hog on Dukes of Hazzard. Let's watch a scene. He was definitely a little fat.
No, I think Bob Odenkirk got his impression of Southerners from when I used to watch Mr. Show. I think he was doing Boss Hog. I might be wrong.
My question was, you can't show the Dukes of Hazardous anymore because of that general.
It's just some good old boys. Never meaning a horn like a Detroit assembly line.
Let's see what colors you got here?
Oh, orange.
I like this. That's good.
What's this one? Blue.
That's pretty.
What color you got here?
Red. I hate red. Look what you did to me.
Hey, boss, you don't.
Don't.
Listen, boss. I just come in to report what a horrendous gunshot, man. How come you're still standing? All right, which one of you cutthroats done shot the boss in the gizzard, huh?
Will you hush up, you dodo?
That's just pink. What?
See?
Hey, that's just paint.
This shows you the evolution of culture because that might be one of the dumbest scenes I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, it's amazing that this was a popular show.
He's mocking a guy he doesn't like with that voice.
I know, but this shows terrible. It's so bad.
Go back and look at all the 80s movies you ever watched. And the messages are kind of strange.
That shows so bad. Like, at least that scene in that show is so bad. But the point is that because of the General Lee, because of the Confederate flag, that they pulled it off of television.
Yeah, right.
So you don't see it anymore, which.
Is like, her Bill Cosby bought it so you couldn't watch.
Dude, he did that with something, right?
The Little Rascals, supposedly. I don't know if that's true or not.
I don't know if that's true or not either.
All these. Look, all these rich people, they get to a level like you're. You're Rockefeller. We have pr. Thanks, Rocket. Because nobody liked that motherfucker. And so they invented PR to help sell him, right? That's why we have. Who's your favorite billionaire? Right? So you're like, people hate Elon Musk. I'm like, oh, which billionaires do you like? Are you like gates?
Yeah.
Bezos, you should pick one like a feudal lord and you should serve under them and fly their banner. And you could do it with these. Great. Now I serve hawk to a coin. I don't know if I brought that up, but my lady hawked to it. That's. The programming is so obvious. And Disney's not going to be woke anymore. We're going to go back to Bavarian fairy tales. It's all Nazi shit. The whole. Every single thing. The programming is the Prussian school. School. We brought Nazis after the war. They helped us go to the moon at NASA. Right?
Yeah.
Was everybody just moving on from that? You think they shot JFK because not Nazis. Like CIA is covering for Nazis. And what if Jay, if JFK gets rid of the CIA, who's going to protect the Nazis? You don't think they would. These super smart guys.
There's a whole bunch of factors like we talked about with the special forces guys. There's a whole bunch of factors that wanted to get rid of him.
Yeah. Shell companies.
He was. He seemed to be doing a lot of the same kind of things that this administration's kind of doing, like trying to clean house.
They try to shoot Trump twice.
Yeah. That's what's nuts about the whole JFK story is that he like openly talked about getting rid of the CIA.
I know looking back now, it feels kind of stupid that I thought they did. Didn't kill him. Now I'm like, why would I think. Who else would have done it? Like, oh, maybe it's the mob. Maybe it's the something. Like, oh, it's a. It's. It takes a village, you know?
Yeah. Why would you only have one guy do it? Especially back then. Like, back then it was so easy to keep a secret in comparison.
Well, how did. How did what's his name, Lee Harvey Oswald get out of Russia with his. The daughter of. What is it? Svu. So their intelligence agency. Military intelligence. The daughter of. Of somebody from that.
Yeah.
Who got. Who the hell got him in and out? Well, that's when we worked with Reinhardt Galen from the ss, Remember when we. All that Project Gladio shit. Pretty much everything. Like every. Everything. You hear about the Devil's chessboard in that book. Those are. That's when we merged with the fucking Nazis and. But they were like good wef. Nazis do. I mean, they think globally. They act locally.
Well, it's all fact. Operation Paperclip is a real thing.
Well, we should forget about it and just not connected to anything. I think. I think it would be best if you didn't connect.
It's funny that people don't want to admit it. It is interesting. It's interesting like that. It's so. It puts so many other things into question.
Yeah, well, now that I don't believe in God, I got nothing. So I got to believe in this forever, don't I? Now that I know I'm a scientific materialist, I know there is no God because you. What else can I rely on except the promise of transhumanism? One day I will be a robot man. Yeah, that's like these weirdos say this, huh? There is no name. Dude, I'm watching Bad Thad on here. Go. There is nothing. There's no essence of anything. It's all like not, you know, just name it and claim it. I like. Do you know how insane that is? What just came out of your mouth? But they think that.
Well, I told you, intellectual gymnastics. They're just doing intellectual gymnastics. They're playing around with ideas and they think they're smart enough. Their ego is so sick silly that they think they're smart enough to take in a logical thing and promote it as logical because it makes them look like a contrarian or like an abstract thinker.
Well, how do you make your money?
Yeah, you make your money by being a artist. So if I'm intending to be a.
Rebel, if I'm on a shape, if I'm a Bill Gates that's just so concerned about the health of the children of the world, you know, I mean, he's a good guy, wants to help. It's not just about the money. It's about my pharaoh's tomb. I should have. I'm gonna fucking get people like that, that care about the money, and they're gonna be under me in my little pyramid.
Isn't it interesting that we always know that that has been the case throughout history, but we don't want to believe it's happening with the elites of the world now, like, in our minds, we want to separate the people of today from the people of the past that did the same thing over and over and over and over again throughout history.
Hey, I don't want to believe I'm bald, but guess what? I gotta wear a hawk to a hat wherever I go. Name it and claim it.
So you were saying that the hawk, Tool Girl, has gone missing?
No, I don't think. She probably hasn't posted online. I think now's the time to get in. But Jamie was telling me she's supposedly missing, but it's like when Suri Cruise.
Was missing, didn't she make a statement saying she had no idea what the was going on? Like she didn't understand.
Yo, coffee Zillow had a thing about it. Like the. The dude DJ Hollywood or whatever. He's married. He's married to Howie Mandel's daughter. He's known for starting these up. So it's like a George Foreman grill. George Foreman didn't invent the grill.
Right.
They're like, this is your grill, George Foreman. That's what they did. Hawk to a.
How much. How many different crypto coins are there, Jamie? Did we find that out?
It's honestly it. It's innumerable. I want it to be dead ass.
Again, innumerable.
I said it again by that.
So it could be a million.
Yeah, you can start. We could start 10 right now and they could all be called the same. Same thing now.
Do you like Boyhawk to it?
But this is the thing. It's like if you're a. A crazy person that invested in NFTs.
I am.
If you're one of those people that gets in on these things, like why wouldn't you get in on this stuff? It seems like some people are.
You're probably better now.
Just like some people are professional poker players.
That's exactly what. That's exactly it.
There's a coin called Fartcoin that started up. Oh, it's like a billion dollar.
But.
But how it was started I was trying to get into was someone turned on to like an AI, maybe two AIs and gave it some parameters and it created this coin. And so then someone launched.
Oh, that's the thing, my buddy.
Now it's worth a billion dollars. But like it.
Why it's. That is all the parameters and the project and everything it's supposed to do and what they're supposed to do is all laid out here on this website, which almost all of them are. I think you're supposed to have that.
Okay, but here's the big question question though. Where's the money coming from if it's worth a billion dollars? Is that real money? Has someone spent a billion dollars?
Yes, someone fronts a billion. Like if theory. If you think there's a billion to start, someone put a billion.
Is that true?
Yeah, it doesn't come from nowhere.
Wait, really?
So you can start a coin, but you need a billion dollars of real money?
That's the pump.
Jesus, you gotta.
You gotta pump before you can dump.
So it's actual money or is it crypto? Money. This is the question. Like I was saying, like, does the Trump coin. Did people take their Shibu Inu coins and buy Trump coins? Do you do. Is that doesn't matter. Look, it does matter, because if you put it on your American Express card at the end of the month, you're gonna have to pay.
In order to do that, though, you have to make. In order to do what you just said you have to make. You have to go through an exchange to exchange it into a coin.
Right.
Then you're exchanging.
You know, he sound like poor dad from Rich Dad. Poor Dad?
I never watched that.
Oh, well. Rich dad says go into debt. That guy's a billionaire in debt. You ever seen Rich Dad, Poor Dad?
No.
His real story is so much better than his fake story. It's so interesting.
Here's my advice. Don't go into debt.
That's what real freedom.
Real freedom is the ability to do what you want when you want to do it.
My rich dad told me only poor people work.
You only had one dad deal, too. I think Trump's under somebody. A billion dollars. Like, if I owe you a billion dollars, it's your problem.
It is. And can you say he's wrong? And that's why I look?
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Well, some of these are pumping dumps, But I say Hawk 2 is a keeper.
That's the weird thing about getting wealthy is you have to meet other wealthy people.
Yeah. And so imagine hang out with them. It must be weird.
It's so weird. Yeah, it's so weird because I'm pretty normal. Like, I've pretty much the same person. Pretty much I'm like, a better version of who I used to be. That's what I strive to be. That's what I think I am.
Yeah.
So if that's the case, like, what. What. What is the draw of, like, being a part of, like, these elite groups? Because people want to, like, be a part of this. You want to be in the secret.
Meeting to get as much power as possible.
Yeah. You want to go to the conferences and speak at the conferences and be around all these other rich ballers and rub elbows with all the elites.
Have a drink. And then you wake up and I show you Godfather. Or you're in a tub with a gun. Other kid. Yeah. And then. And now I own you. And then now you're. Oh. How this person just starts singing a different tune out of nowhere.
Right.
How much you. That you seen.
Right.
It's really odd. Almost as if somebody had something on him, isn't It a little weird.
It gets weird what happened to Bernie.
But it's a broken man. I wonder what they did.
Didn't he just tweet something ridiculous?
He better or else something's gonna come out he don't like. That's how I think.
He tweeted something ridiculous. I read that. I was like, this is. Does not even make logical sense.
All these people. Makes no logical sense. You know, if you're motivated, you'll say the shit that makes no. If you're properly motivated.
One of my favorite things was in the. Bernie. People were mad at Bernie for making money off of his book because he made like a million bucks off his book.
Yeah. Right.
Now, like, oh, you're a part of the problem now.
Yeah, no, he's. His part of the problem happened in legislation, not in the book part. I think that's pretty honest, actually, the book. Because most of them get paid out the ass.
I think the idealistic perspective of what he was trying to do makes a little bit sense.
Yeah. Well, that's why they pick a guy and he's the guy that's allowed to say that, but he ain't gonna back it up.
Well, they were worried that he was going to. They were worried that he was going to be able to make it into the actual White House, which is why they sabotaged him in the primaries. Yeah, they were worried. And that's why my first attacks this when CNN said that my show was sexist and racist and transphobic.
That's a real thing. Oh, that's a catchphrase. A Bernie bro. Bro.
Right. You turn them into a scumbag. You turn them into like. Or a clown. A Bernie bro.
Well, you get an identity about. See, identity politics. The great part of that is you can take. Instead of talking about that matters, you know, the economics. Let's.
Right, right.
You can talk about that. Doesn't matter which is your outer shell.
Yeah.
And you can pretend. And you could turn the superficial into the most. And that's where we live now.
Yes.
In MK Retard land.
Yeah.
I mean, gold. I could see how they started using gold. It works.
Well, it's not as old as I thought it was, which kind of throws my whole fucking theory into a monster.
Can't spell gold without old. That's what we say in the gold business.
It still doesn't make sense to me that even thousands of years ago we all agreed on these stupid metal coins. But it does make sense that you kind of need something like if it just.
Logically, they probably had A prehistoric Jekyll island where the cave, cave J.P. morgan and the rest of the boys met. And then they're like, we're gonn use gold from now on.
You know, it used to be salt. Salt. These go to war for salt.
That's why I never believe and I think it's not true about salting the earth to make crops, not grow. Like can you imagine you Roman and they're like, you got done with the battle. Like, all right, we're going to dump, let's see your pay, right? Can we not dump my paycheck on the earth? Like the rain's going to wash it away.
Salt was worth so much money cuz you could preserve meat with it. Otherwise you couldn't have meat because they didn't have refrigeration. So they would take everything, they would cover with salt. So salt kills bacteria.
I should probably eat more salt to preserve my meat.
Well, people think that salt lowers your or makes your blood pressure higher. There's like so much stupid shit that's connected.
It turned out was the thing that, where they pay to pretend it's not that, you know, like your, your fructose is in your.
Well, it got lumped into that whole thing where they were trying to connect saturated fat and heart disease. Because sugar companies, what you live through.
When they flip the polls on what's good and bad, like several times.
Well, that one's documented, right? Because that one, they actually, they bribed scientists, the sugar industry bribed scientists to lie. And so that flipped it on and then they were looking for other reasons why people were getting fat, other reasons why people were having hypertension and all these different things. And salt got thrown into the mix there. But the problem is salt's an essential mineral. It's like a very important thing for, for human life.
Yeah. Like carbon.
Yeah. You actually need it. You should put salt in your water in the morning, take some Celtic salt, sprinkle it in some hot water in the morning and put it like squeeze a little lemon in there. It's good for you. Salt, Salt's very important.
You should never get any sun, Right? That's what I was told.
You should get sun, get no sun on you. This idea that then the bad skin cancer that people get from what I've would make.
Jimmy had it. He, he was explaining the whole thing.
He did.
It's like. Yeah, he had the little, the kind that, where you.
It's not a big deal.
Yeah.
And the kind that's bad generally you get because you're not exposed to the sun, exposed to the sun in, like, a big burst. And your skin's not prepared for what.
A blooper they made with that one.
They were that. With so many things, man, with the downplaying the. The positive impact of exercise and diet on health. You want to pretend that all health comes from a injection rejection.
Wait, do you think that was even.
How about that? How about global health people? The people that aren't healthy? How about that? How about look at them and you go, that guy's not healthy.
You don't want to fuck Peter hotez. Like, ew, RFK. He's 70 and he looks like that. And look at this.
Well, he's. When I had Peter Hotez on and we talked about food and diet, I was like, this is the most crazy, unscientific person. I was very kind to him about. About it, but I was like, you don't eat well and you don't take vitamins. Yeah, take that lab toy and you don't exercise that. This is crazy talk. Yeah, this is absolutely crazy talk because there's a giant amount of scientific literature on the positive impact of all those things. So if you are not addressing that science, and your only science is I have to stick you with a experimental needle.
And I happen to make the thing that we stick in.
Yeah.
I happen to be a guy that makes money off that. But don't worry about that. You think I would promote it if it wasn't the best thing?
Jesus Christ. It's just we don't want to believe that that's how people in positions of authority would ever behave, because the responsibility that comes with being in that position where you're the person that informs everybody else, and you're knowingly going through this with fucking huge blinders on that even when you get exposed, you don't realize, oh, it really is hypocritical of me.
Yeah.
You know, I should actually. Actually supplement my food with vitamins. I should stop eating garbage. He's like a junk food junkie. He was talking to me about getting junk food. He likes to get cheeseburgers and fries. Like, hey, buddy, that's so bad for your immune system. All that stuff is terrible for you.
I think it was Time magazine that said actually processed food probably isn't that bad.
Isn't that funny they said that. You know what the most recent thing they said actually aluminum in vaccines isn't a bad, bad thing.
I thought there was no aluminum. Wait, I thought they said there was none of that.
No, there is. There has to Be.
Hey, here's one.
It has to be an irritant.
So, you know, I was in a doomsday call. You know, Jehovah's Witnesses predicted famously the end of the world.
Yes.
1977. And boy, that was embarrassing when that didn't happen, huh? What jerks. And. And then meanwhile, climate change has predicted the end of the world. I can think of like four times off the top of my head. So now they have a worse record than Bible people. The climate prophecy is less relia Bible than the crazy religious people.
Not even Bible people. Jehovah's Witnesses, everybody.
Like a lot of people herald camping and predict the end of the world. That's embarrassing. But Al Gore made a fucking movie that wasn't right. The coral reefs are supposed to be gone, but they're back now. Yeah, the rainforest. As a kid, I was afraid about this. There's more than ever because it turned out they breathe carbon tree. I never heard of this. Have you? Yeah, the trees breathe carbon.
Yeah, that's what I heard.
Oh, it's going to be a desert. Why? Because there's too much oxygen for the trees. Too much tree air. Oh, there's more.
The Earth is greener now than it.
Was 100 fossil fuels. Remember they were talking about oil. So that's Sinclair with the brontosaurus on the can, right? And that was to. That's marketing. That's if you look up Colonel Prout P R O W T Y. He's like a guy that hung out when they came up with this energy policy because military come up with our energy policy, right? And that Rockefeller made his money really kind of transporting the oil because there was oil every. All over the place. So guys got to control like diamonds, let's say. And then because it, it governs like everything your energy, right? They could just control all kinds of. And then they could say it's scarce and we don't have enough of it. And then they could do your carbon footprint invent. BP came up with that term and people say it like an asshole. Oh, is my carbon not their carbon aspirin? I have a big one if you want. But your carbon footprint, like I should, like, like I'm Catholic now, but of climate change, right? Why was I born right? I shouldn't even be on the earth. I'm so bad for existing. Why don't I find Jesus if we're going to do that game, right?
Where I feel guilty for being around for carbon while guys on a goddamn plane, private jet telling me that, well.
It offsets it always. Global health work.
Yeah. That church thought that you could offset s by paying for it, and then they had a scale, I think so. I think it didn't work out.
The Al Gore movie was so wrong in so many ways. If you go back and watch that movie, didn't he say about, like, 2005, the fucking polar ice caps were going to be gone? Like, the whole thing was so nutty, yo.
More shit's coming true out of dumbass Revelation book in the Bible than anything Al Gore said. Is that disturbing?
It's very disturbing.
I mean, if you like.
It's very disturbing.
Yeah. Like they wrote it and are fulfilling it themselves. Disturbing is how it feels like to me.
But it's one of those things. Like you're a vaccine denier, you know, same kind of thing. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you're a climate denier. Yeah. You denied Christ.
Yeah. Well, Fauci's got the. What do they call it? The Jesuit look, the wire glasses and that. You could see it, like transferring that weird cat, Robin D'Angelo. She said it. I want my Catholic guilt to be your policy on race now. Oh, and then so it's like, you're racist because you were just born a Caucasian. You have to understand that. So because you can't help but be racist, I need you to be racist against yourself from now on. That's what they were teaching.
And you're like, okay, the people right now that are still on Fauci's side that still think he did a great job and that he was. There's still people out there that really think that he didn't know about the lab leak theory and that he didn't. Didn't coerce people into changing their stories and didn't have the power to grab money.
And they're not going to look into it.
They're not going to get into it. They. They think that Trump is an evil man because all Fauci did was do a good job and he saved millions of lives. Do you know that the vaccine saved millions of lives? You got to repeat that.
It did.
It saved millions of lives.
Not even arguably in there. It's going to work.
Millions and millions of lives.
I'm surprised just because after I got it, I immediately got Covid. So I'm a little surprised.
Well, here's the thing.
It slowed the scale.
You're not scientific, and you don't trust the scientific science. And that's why we're having an argument about this. And I have to clap back at you. I think it's called clapping back.
Yeah. James Clapback from James Clapper. It's a CIA invention. You give him a clap back.
We don't even know how many people.
I didn't say Hunter's laptop was Russian missing. I said it had the earmarks of a information operation.
Yeah, and someone who's on crack who just films his dick 24 hours a day does have the earmark. Yeah, I mean, the guy did it so wild that it seems fake.
Why is Hunter not a political streamer? With this level of degeneracy, he really.
Should have a fucking twitch channel. He would rule.
Dude, Hunter, just play.
Just go hard. Your dad's dead. Go hard. Now you can go hard. Now get back on the wagon.
His piece soft, let me tell you. Nothing to sneeze at. He took a lot of. China knows now.
Everybody knows. Everybody knows. But they knew already. That was one of the reasons why they were paying that guy.
Why did Biden pardon Bidens that I've never heard of?
Because they were all guilty, apparently.
Yeah, and why. I didn't know banks were reporting suspicious activity, you know, because he has, you.
Know, the shell company Galaxy, a bunch of suspicious experts.
By the way, a normal person has 20 shell companies. I don't know if you know that.
I have 80.
Yeah, well, you're smart.
I keep them in my pocket.
Shell companies.
Yeah. The whole idea behind a fucking full pardon, there's almost none left. You want some more? I can get more made.
No. Probably enough, but go ahead.
The whole idea behind pardons is supposed to be there's a crime that you did that we think you served enough time and the President has enough information or they. Whatever you're admitting to it. Well, it's like this weird power that you have to commute sentences and to pardon people for crimes, alleged crimes they were convicted for.
Do you know that the Justice Department under Biden, as they so eloquently said to the January six people, if you accept, because remember, they're like, trump's going to do preemptive pardons. Remember that?
Right?
Biden would never do that. If we were called and they got letters. Just so you know, if you accept the pardon, that means you're saying you're guilty. And it doesn't. Unring. There's the quote. Unring the bell of your prosecution. And they're right, it doesn't. Because now. And that's. What. What's his name he was talking about with Fauci, like, you can't plead the fifth ever again. If you take a pardon, that's what.
We'Re talking about last night.
So if Fouchy's gonna rat people out, that's cool. I hope we stick with it.
If they bring him in and they make him thing, the thing is, like he could perjure himself. Like if you, if they know something and you say something that is not true on the stand or if you lie on the stand, if they determine now you have a whole nother crime.
Yeah.
And the thing that they didn't pardon him for is the stuff that happened during the AIDS crisis. I don't know what the statute of limitations on that stuff is. But if you go back and you want to try him for what he knew. I mean, this is the Dallas Buyers Club. If you want to try him for what he knew about suppressing other therapeutics other than a circuit azt or if you knew that he had the data on AZT and how quickly it was killing people.
Yeah, well, once you do the first batch of mass murder, it's easy to go from there, isn't it?
In the 1980s and 90s, like no one knew what the fuck was going on. There's no Internet, there's no RFK Jr spreading the word with his book. Like no one gets that information. So that happened for a long ass time. And then when he tried to do it again in 2019. The single fucking solution is the vaccine and the vaccine only people will drop their ideological and get vaccinated.
You know, Matt Orula does those great compilations of him saying the opposite in the same breath.
He's crazy. It's. That's a person. That's an extreme position of power that probably got drunk with it and you know, and is able to justify a lot of wild.
Okay, the way they can justify it is, is because most of these people are controlled by some kind of intel. Hopefully ours, but maybe not. And, and they. We still make do gain a function. Hey, good news. We do gain a function with China, our adversary still, I don't know why that would be.
But wasn't that also the talk about Ukraine? That Ukraine had bioweapons lab Peaceful.
No, no, they had, let me quote, peaceful bio labs.
Oh, peaceful.
Now I don't know if you know the nuance difference between a peaceful biolab and a bioweapon lab, but it's real nuanced.
Peaceful Bio Lab is where they grow mushrooms.
That's right. Buy my mushroom gummies.
Yeah, it's the name of the company bio labs. By the way, if mushrooms become legal, somebody Please make a. Make a product called Peaceful Bio Labs. That would be fun. Like, and like, you know, it's like a tribute to the show.
Yeah. Well, I love. In the Korean War, those soldiers didn't want to come home. Right. And this is what started the mind control race in the Manchurian Candidate and all those movies was these soldiers wouldn't come come back. They defected to North Korea and they said the United States has been using weaponized viral, you know, germ warfare on the people of Korea. And so that's when we knew they must be under mind control to say such nonsense.
Right. There's no way the government would do that.
Yeah. So we knew. So that's how we knew for sure that's what it was. And so that started a nice mind control race. And that's why you. We have the story of the Manchurian Candidate because China was go, whoever the fuck was gonna do it. Guess what? When you hear about what our enemies are up to, that's how we fund what we're up to by scare. Oh, they don't want to tell people the truth because it'll panic them. When the fuck do they not want you panicked? Is this a different government that I haven't heard of? The number one thing they love is you to be traumatized and then forgetful.
Right. But the UAP thing, they don't want you to be traumatized by something more powerful than them. The problem with the UAP thing is it dissolves our faith in government because government is just as useless as us.
Yeah.
I didn't think they were God. Yeah. If there's something from another planet, Right. So beyond us that it has complete control of our nuclear program, complete control of our Internet, our grid controls the population can't be totally invulnerable to weapons, and comes down and takes over. Well, a superior race.
A bunch of people already believe in the thing you said, but don't think it's aliens and they're fine with it. In fact, like, I think it's, oh, people are going to go crazy and then they're going to come at us. Is the fear because that, you know, Orson Welles famous thing. I bring it up all the time. Everyone panic because they thought it was real. That's not fucking true.
Well, some people panic, but it wasn't nearly the hysteria. People that tuned in in the middle that didn't know, really freaked out.
I think it was not even that. I think now that we know the papers didn't like radio because it was much like podcasting, is to the. To see cnn. They were trying to kill. Kill. That is what I think.
Really? Well, it was greatly exaggerated. Right. The negative impact.
And then taught as fucking science for many years.
People committed suicide. That was the thing that we were told in school.
They told you people killed themselves from that?
Yes, yes. Yeah. When I was in high school, I remember they were talking about Orson Welles and the teacher in high school was explaining, I'm 90% sure of this. The foggy memory, because I was probably 15. But in that foggy memory, I'm pretty sure they were talking about people committing suicide because of it.
Yeah, hilarious. So that's before Roswell or whatever that. See if the use of that.
There's any evidence that people did commit suicide after War of the Worlds. Because, look, there's a lot of schizophrenic people.
Unfortunately, there are now.
Back then, too. No.
Yeah.
Okay. While the War of the Worlds radio broadcast is often associated with mass panic, there's no credible evidence of any widespread suicides directly caused by the broadcast. The idea of people killing themselves due to believing in Martian invasion was real and is generally considered a myth. Though some listeners did experience significant distress and fear due to the realistic presentation of the fictional event. I'm sure that's true. So the suicides is probably what always happens, right? People exaggerate, dude.
How are they going to use suicides as an excuse to, like, lie or like climate change right now? That's like a dog you blame farts on. That's what climate change is to the fires. It's unbelievable watching.
Well, people calling the fires climate change is crazy.
How would that absolve Newsom and the gang if it was climate change? Either way, shouldn't you have water in the hydrant? Should you have more water?
You definitely should have water in the hydrant. What is this?
This is the opening. The 1984 Olympics. Fake alien.
So that's back.
I don't think they told people about it either. I'll kind of skim through.
Is it Michael Jackson in there?
They use some Disney people that. Apparently they went through a couple tests. This is a jet engine of some sort flying a flying saucer in. They had a bunch of lights on it.
Oh, my God.
They didn't tell anyone this was gonna happen either. It's just. They're doing it.
Oh, my God. Dude. Imagine.
And then there's an alien.
How big is it?
What's the alien?
50Ft.
Holy.
Oh, it looked like there was a helicopter above it, dude.
Well, they're flying over Olympics. This Is the open right?
But it's not suspended by a helicopter?
I don't believe so, no. I was trying to read into how they did it.
I thought I saw a helicopter above it.
Here's the.
Let it go for a little bit.
What's 10 minutes long?
They should do this in Miami sometime.
Look at that. That's amazing.
Yeah, boy.
In 1970 or 84, rather, when this was going on, you probably scared the shit out of people. They probably thought the real aliens were actually landing at the Olympics finally. Look how excited people were about the Olympics back then.
Our ritual has attracted the sky gods.
Yeah.
There's the alien.
Dude.
Why do we have Olympics again?
That's wild. Well, because people want to make money off of athletes that work for free.
Yeah, it's called eugenics.
Look at this. Look at all the lights flashing.
And now the alien himself.
Oh, my God.
That is no one on stilts. That is a man 7ft, 8 inches tall. What?
She's got.
Wow. So that's how they practiced it. So they practiced.
When they talk about blue beam, an.
Alien invasion, back then they practiced. Practice in 1984.
That's fine.
I want to know how they powered that spaceship thing.
That's how I was getting into it. They had a article in 2004 when they're bringing it back up, and the guy from Disney was explaining how he did it.
So if they could do that in 84. And then the government, with all their black ops funds, they had laptops in.
The 70s, and it's just a matter how expensive it is to make. And then that's why you're always like 30. Just as a rule, you're about 30 years behind the best they got.
So you think all these things that people are seeing are ours?
Well, the drones?
No, the UFOs, the things that go underwater. The things that. All these things that fly through the air.
They also made this in 1974. This thing's called an X jet. Yeah, it was really loud, though.
So like 19. What?
This was in the 70s.
This guy's flying around in a flying chair. I looked in the 70s.
This could go 60 miles an hour, go up to 10,000.
How many people died testing that?
They only tested it with three people.
As far as I found how many.
Lifts and they didn't. They had no flight experience. They wanted that on purpose.
This is nuts.
So this is nuts. Dude, there's a bunch of.
Wait a minute. It says no propeller?
Yeah, it's a jet engine underneath. Yeah.
Oh, my God. How hot does it Get. What does it do to your balls?
I don't know.
What does it do to your balls? Probably cooks your balls. Probably.
Wow.
How do you not get cancer?
Confirms your gender and flies you.
You're not even supposed to wear earbuds anymore. Everybody saying the EFI from those. That's why I saw you last night. I was like, what are you doing with Bluetooth earbuds in? It's supposed to be bad for you.
Hey, it's too late now, dude.
And even the wired ones, the wired ones are like slightly better. But everybody's saying like, oh yeah, fine.
If you just look at a screen, dude, all the shit you worried about, they done did it. It's done.
You're not worried about the earbuds?
No, no, I'm not worried because I already. I can't sleep unless I have a TV on. Just the tone so. Do you understand the amount of damage that has been done from the blue light from the screen? They signed that into law too. That's other Obama hit. You know the energy saving light bulbs and all that where you just get blue light and it ravages your dopamine. It's with principle of casinos. Everything's a casino.
So all the blue light that we have in our houses, like with LED lights, all that's bad for you.
Yeah, but you could find out more about like I'm not an expert by any means, but you can find out about people.
Sound like an expert. I'd like to give you a doctorate which could you accept?
Yes.
Now I think you need an honorary doctorate. Can I Conspiracy University.
I'm a doctor of Hawk to a.
Cool maybe Austin you when they will they open up here?
I don't know, dude.
Helicopter. You're right.
Oh, it was elevated by a helicopter.
It had to be enough to be carried by a big lift helicopter.
Yeah. See, that's what I thought I saw. I thought I saw a helicopter above it. That makes a lot more sense.
You saw the Charles hall video, right? That guy Charles hall talking about the tall whites. Yes, so. Because that one, it was one of the first.
We talked about that. Yeah, Yesterday on the podcast with Jay Sands.
Yeah. So this is also how I started. You know. Now conspiracy stuff would be like this to me is not. Not like actual objective facts that are public record, but where I'm like, it's a guy's story.
Right.
So his story is so interesting because it's like what made me laugh. So I started looking at this as a joke because it's making me laugh when you describe the tall whites treat us like we're like, you know, this is like the Philippines to them. Like a base for doing stuff. And if you were as strong as apes compared to them, is what he said about the tall 8 foot, very white people.
J. Sands met one.
Well, as they're talking about it, I'm like, this sounds very familiar. Like, is this, wait, is this like the Congo to them? Like, are these space Belgians? And I'm like, oh, wow, that's hilarious. At the top, there's even whiter people.
Well, doesn't it make sense that if human beings evolve more, we're going to evolve more into like weaker and weaker things with stronger and stronger minds? And that's what they look like. Well, I'm sure really frail. He said that when it ran, it almost was like, when it was moving fast, it was almost like it was running into the wind. Like it was very awkward. He's like physically the thing.
Did he say what Charles hall said about it's not that they're telepathic. They have a thing they can wear that looks like an Xbox headset?
No, he said that he. It was making noises, but he was reading its intention in his mind. Mind. And when the thing experienced disgust and anger, he experienced disgust and anger that it was some sort of a telepathic link between him.
That's the difference in the story, obviously.
This is just. Who fucking knows what really happened. A guy's telling me he met an alien.
Well, I look for differences.
I'm not saying this definitely happened, of course. What I'm saying is this is his story. The thing had giant eyeballs that were twice the size of a human's and it had like a such a light colored skin that he thought that it was suffering from hypothesis. And it was wearing military dress uniform. So it was in a pristine, totally clean uniform. And one of the guys in the car said, hey, he has no ears. That's the first thing the guy said. He said, this is what it looked like. He said, although the nose looked a little bit rounder. So he said this thing communicate with him and essentially imparted in his brain memories of the structure of this thing that it was looking for. So was looking for some specific type of metal that he didn't know what the it meant. And he couldn't. We still couldn't figure out what he was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But bizarre, right?
So.
But if, but if you think of like us to Neanderthals. Neanderthals to them, like, it's gonna Move in that direction where they're spindly and weak. They're not gonna use their bodies anymore.
Yeah, sure. The main part I'm focusing on is the relationship that we have with these supposed white creatures. Why I first heard of them. I remembered when I saw Charles hall, and I'd forgotten about this, but like, 2011, and it was in, I want to say, Newsweek, and it was like a wacky news item that around the same time as the Israeli guy that said he worked with the federation, that ex intel guy came out and said, there's a. And the Canadian ex intel guy said.
Right, there's like 14 different star federations or something.
So some Farsi newspaper said Obama works in league with some extraterrestrials called the Talk Tall Whites. And I had never, ever heard anybody called the Tall Whites. I think they meant the Bush family. Now, I believe it was George H.W. bush, looking back, but at the time, because X Files time, when you know what's the thing they push on your narrative, not saying whether there's aliens or not, but clearly they don't want you to know the real story. So what's the narrative they program you with? So in 84, that's the Steven Spielberg era. Do you know what I mean? Like, coming off the sci fi thing. So all I'm doing is listening to everybody's story, and I want to hear themes and I want to hear the differences. So the guy, Dodie, the guy who's the ex from Mirage Men, that movie, and he now is like, I'm not lying anymore because I'm retired from lying. And so. So I'll listen. I'll hear your lies out, right? But then I'll listen for you changing, like, just basic, like, the details when they change and they're always slight, I'm like, wait, that's different than the. So what I thought about tall whites.
But this is, I guess the tall white technology of back in the 60s was they couldn't just do it with their mind. They had a headset. Charles hall is very specific about how they did things, okay? And he was like, they're not like gods. They have tech. It was. It stood out because it didn't have any of that ESP kind of. He goes, they had voice to skull. They had a thing where they could talk into your head. The way voice to skull is real.
This thing was wearing a hat. Maybe the thing was under the hat, or maybe the hat disguised. Disguised it. Or maybe it was the thing disguised as a hat.
Another thing that stuck out with Charles hall that made me remember his story compared to other alien stories is they were not environmentalists. They thought it was weird. We ride horses. And because they said on most civilized worlds.
Author Charles James hall claims to have lived with aliens for two years in Nevada. After a few months, he finally overcame his fears and started to communicate with the extraterrestrials.
When you hear him talk, you'll understand. I mean, let's say this.
It says overview. What is it a movie?
Yeah, with the tall.
Oh, I know what I'm watching tonight.
Yeah.
So send me that. Send me that text message.
So I just. And then. Because here's the thing. If you look up as a joke, I was like, okay, what is the racism of aliens? I want to know. Like, the law.
Reptilians. Those are the worst, right?
So. So. And I'm trying to look so. Because I was looking that up. That took me on a whole different track. So then I started hearing about the Nordics. Right? You know, the other there' tall whites. People say they're the Nords.
They're not. No, no.
The tall whites are Johnny and Edgar Winter albinos.
Okay. And the.
The Nordics have the bad guy from the first Die Hard that fights Bruce Willis, right? Yeah, that's from all descriptions. That's what a Nordic looks like. They have that big head.
Right, Right.
And so there's a bunch of these.
And then there's the grays, right? Yeah, there's the Nordics. Nordic aliens. They look Jack. So they all, like, built like aqua.
So, okay, let's say they're. Let's pretend that they're real. And I don't know if they are.
The women are hot.
Yeah, they're not Nordics. They're fucking Germans. If they're real.
But Germans didn't have that color hair.
They had a breeding camp, Remember? Germany had a camp to breed people that look like Nordic space brothers.
Which is crazy because he didn't look like that, right?
He did not look like that, did he? It's.
Yeah, he wanted everybody have blonde hair, blue eyes. A bitch you don't.
But, dude, that guy's not the fucking ultimate evil, by the way. He's a fucking farm team of, you know who funded Hitler. They say Prescott Bush. Right.
Well, I heard it was oxycontin. Well, Oxycodone.
You're thinking of the nation of England, the biggest drug cartel empire. That's why the king's the king. Because they're opium.
Well, that's why China has a grudge against the UK to this day, because of the opium wars.
Yeah. People have a hard time forgetting when you force them to imagine. Instead of fentanyl just coming in. Right. The cartels were saying like how they do with other stuff. You have to take this.
Yeah. Get the whole country hooked on opium.
So we are. We're more classy now. We just privately do it to your experts that you trust. Like a child. Right. So. So all this, that's why I laugh when they're going to invade Mexico. Are you going to get the cartels? You know, train the Zetas? The famous Zetas, right. TV Seal Team 6, you know that, right?
What do you mean?
The training them to be the insane killers that they are. Who do you think went? Because we got to fight commies.
Hold on. Yeah, you mean the Zeta in guys like an actual deployed team wait to.
Train black ops because.
Are you talking about people that have retired and go into mercenary service?
There you go. Oh, Fort Bragg.
That's where the fucking US trained cartels terrorizes Mexico. Founders of the Zetas drug dealers gang learns special forces techniques at Fort Bragg before waging a campaign of carnage. So Fort Bragg is. There's so many connections.
The PSYOP one, they're called Fort. They're not called that anymore. Now they're called something new.
But there's recent connections, like a bunch of recent connections to Fort Bragg.
Well, they got quite some time actually.
One of them was the guy who got arrested on the golf course with the AK47. Had he spent time at Fort Bragg.
Oh, the two, the. The fake ISIS guy and the Tesla truck guy.
Yeah, the fake ISIS guy was the guy who drove through the crowd in New Orleans. Right. And then the guy who was on the golf course with Trump. Both those guys had come through Fort Bragg, of course.
And then this, the PSYOP division right there was the 8th Battalion or 4th. The one dude we played it.
The thing about Bragg units also led the way in the Korean and Vietnam wars and the war on terror. Today, Fort Bragg is one of the largest military installations in the world and continues to train and field the US Army's best. It's the largest military base in the entire world. Built in 1918 around the end of World War. So it probably has a section of that base.
That's the Ghost in the Machine commercial. Remember that Ghost in the Machine out of Fort Bragg about the PSYOP division? Did you see it? No, dude, you've seen it, right? Ghost in the Machine. It's on. It's on YouTube.
You say it's like, have you seen Gladiator? We all see Gladiator. No, we haven't all seen Ghost in the Machine.
Well, no, it was a recruiting ad. It was a cruding.
You know what he's talking about. Have you ever heard of it? Have you seen it before?
J irregular Krugman 4 and irregular 4.
Listen, we're running out of time, so we'll wrap it up with this. Let's. Let's see this. I'm a little man. This is a little town. But there must be a spark in little men that can burst into flame. John Steinbeck.
Oh, this is the second one. This isn't the first one.
Wait a minute. Let's see.
That's a recruitment who really don't understand these two.
The most powerful weapon has many difficulties. Wow, this is a crazy commercial.
First one's worse.
The oppressor.
Freedom is indivisible.
Is the mind of the oppressor.
Man is enslaved. All are not free. Modern war has become a struggle for men's minds as well as for their bodies. Well, today we face an enemy who spends enormous sums of money and manpower all over the globe and attempt to support the thinking of the people of the free world. To confuse, divide, and ultimately the subjugate. It is a contest unlike any we have ever faced in our history as a nation. Contest for the minds and hearts of people around the world.
All people.
When power corrupts.
Poetry cleanse.
This is a movie. I kind of want to watch it right now.
Yeah, I think that's what it is.
That art is not a form of propaganda.
It is a form of truth.
Huh? Go on.
Behind every idea. By understanding the stimulus response pattern.
Do you know how creepy that is?
A belief associated with these primary stimuli.
Partly by a process called conditioning.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, that's a weird title.
Behind every. Okay, okay, pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it. Let's find the. The other one goes to machine one. So who put this out?
Fort Brad.
That is so nuts.
YouTube channel, I think. Oh, no, this.
This is yoast the machine 2 again.
Ghost of the machine 1.
Try to find Ghost of Machine real quick, though. What?
Fourth Psyop group.
Yeah, there you channel.
I clicked on this from, like, the website.
I know, guys. They have a Psyop channel.
Well, because they're recruiting, dude, if you're the kind of.
Let's see. Ghost in the Machine one. Okay.
Oh, that's this one. This is my favorite.
Here we go. If your opponent is of color. Temper. I am seek to irritate. I am pretend to be weak that he may grow arrogant. I am Sun Tzu.
Oh, China. China.
Art of war. China.
Clown world. Where'd that come from, Dude?
Dancing around. Have you ever wondered the peaceful pro.
Democracy demonstration in China comes to a violent and bloody end. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
Who's pulling the strings? Question mark, Mark. God. Born from the ashes of a world at war. You'll find us in the shadows at the tip of the spear.
China.
A threat rises in the east. This is crazy. Russia invades Ukraine. Warfare. So this is a recent film?
Yeah, it's from like 2017. Soldier.
Who edited it?
No, much more recent. Said Russia invades Ukraine.
Oh, that's true.
They're staying nameless. They don't want their name to be out there.
Well, why would you?
Whoever edited it is nameless.
They're staying in the shadows.
I get it, I get it. Wait, I'm freaked out for the rest of the day. Bye, Kurt. Let's wrap this up. I gotta get out of here. Appreciate you. I love you very much. You're awesome. Hawk, 2:00 to the moon. Get yourself some Melania coin while talk. Much love to you all. Bye.
Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the "Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger" podcast. His latest special, "30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger," is available on YouTube.
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